I knew a lady who stole a dog. The people hadn't been in their yard, were away, for three days and the dog was chained up with no nourishment. So she waited until night, wore dark clothes, and took it. It went to a foster and did find a good furever home.
I wouldn't consider that stealing a dog, I would call it liberating a dog to better living conditions!😅❤😅🎉 Tell the lady Thank you if you see her again, I hate people who mistreat animals.
@@deniseeulert2503 I worked for a veterinarian for 2 1/2 years while I was in college. The saddest mistreatment I saw was from the vet himself. There were women who dyed theor hair often and had their dogs and cats dyed to match their hair color. A few of these women would do this 2-3 times a month. I don't k ow how they didn't have skin leisons like the animals ended up with. I asked the vet why/how he could do this. His response was that it was easy money as he charged them twice the cost of what a beauty salon charged for the women's dye job. I left the job when he wanted me to dye the pets as part of my job duties.
@@sarahbauer5593 Report that Vet to Animal Control and the State Medical Ethics Board for Animal Abuse ASAP!!! There is no excuse for that ESPECIALLY since they're likely using hair dye formulated for HUMAN HAIR on Animals...I have never heard of Hair Dye for animals...cosmetics to colour the animal's fur on a temporary basis sure, but they wash out the moment the fur gets wet and are made from non-toxic, food safe ingredients in case the animal licks the fur...
@@sarahbauer5593 Good for you! I've been blessed that the vets I have taken my pets to have been wonderful. I have been taking my cats and dogs to the current ver for thirty five years.
So the guy at the convenience store said she looked too young to work there but wanted her to go home with him hummm???? 🤨🤨🤨🤨. Call the cops on that creep.
Story 1 - I agree OP should’ve focused more on herself after that accident and not rushed to work, especially if her client is ‘one of those’ clients that’s never satisfied with anything and has to complain about everything.
Exactly, if she had told me I had to be there I would be going "No, I just had an accident, you demand me once more to be in I will fire you as a client and make sure police are at the salon to remove you from the building should you turn up."
Story 3 - I’m not gonna lie I was getting worried for OP when ‘Bill’ asked her to go with him to his truck. MAJOR Red Flags there! I’m also surprised that OP’s dad didn’t stop and confronted Bill.
That story had so many facets of wrongdoing in a single story, while being so short, it's disturbing. Especially with the line where OP said she's underage to begin with and looks even younger without makeup. The story was a fireworks show of only red flags. That bloke should have been reported to law enforcement and probably belongs on a list. Even dad showed some disturbing actions, unless OP didn't get the unhinged details across at the moment. I'd think a father of an underage teenager would be more on the ball if their kid had a frightening experience of such a nature. All of the hinted at parts are really concerning. Hopefully, OP is OK.
Last story: I used to do landscaping for a living... planting that kind of bamboo is *nuke* level revenge; getting rid of it takes YEARS, if you even CAN do it!
That's a reply to the second to last story, but otherwise, you're correct in that. Using a treelike plant that grows like grass, as it's actually a grass, must be done with care. Thanks to Mythbusters, I've confirmed that it was used as a torture device in ancient China, using the speed it grows with.
❤❤❤❤❤I am so tired of hearing from my 11 year old that she wants DarkFloof everyday and there is nothing new... finally she can shush... Let's Dive In!
IKR I was devastated when he stopped uploading daily. It took me ages to find Mark Narrations for my daily fix (coz majority can’t compare) plus Darkfluff as my bonus.
@@KatieB33 I have a few recommendations! rslash tends to cover darker material at times but is a go-to. if you like HOA stories, Ripe is really good; he also starts/ends every video with footage of his two adorable cats. DrHallowed tends to be super dark creepy stuff and is an AI voice but it's a nice one. Rufus Read It is decent enough, not my go-to, but if it pops up I will listen. These three are in recommendation order... Fluff is my favorite of the five I listen to regularly. There was another but they stopped being recommended to me and I'm blanking on who it was, the guy had a GLORIOUS mustache and such a big personality, if anyone remembers him please let me know.
Two ~toddlers from a neighbor (who was renting) start playing in my yard. We were okay with the kids, not their fault, till we had to work and they tried to play in the house. Suddenly the kids "baby sitter" (~11 yr old sibling) says it was illegal for us to go to work and called the cops. We explain we own our house, never met the parents or the kids (don't know any of their names), but we weren't going to turn away the kids that obviously didn't have supervision away. The parents tried to blame it on the sibling...but being 11 the cops obviously turn to the parents and get CPS involved. Some adult parents obviously never grew up. It was sad but I hope the best for the little ones. I don't have a lot of hope for the 11 yr old to get better.
Disgusting behavior! A real babysitter is someone who is old enough, *and* chooses to do the job rather than having it forced on them. Dumping your kids on your neighbors is bad enough, but *parentification is abuse, bordering on slavery!* There is a reason it's illegal (in British Columbia, at least) for siblings to babysit.
@@AeonTrespassField Saying happy holiday to kwanzaa is like to saying happy holiday to scientology. Both are founded with sinister motives. Scientology was founded by L. Ron Hubbard to (as he admitted himself in interview) collect money from donations. Kwanzaa was founded by FBI to stir discontents between blacks and whites citizens, in turn make the necessity for increased FBI fundings.
Story 4 - OP’s grandma reminds me of my Great Aunt, she pulled the same kinda crap on my 2nd cousin when my Great Uncle was in Hospice. After he passed away, my cousin moved out ASAP. I hope OP packed his belongings and NEVER returned.
you know, the coal story could easily have been remedied with, on the way there, the fiance saying "Hey, just so you know, my family has a tradition for new members of gifting coal to the newcomer. It's something of a fun bonding experience. Don't worry, they gift better in later years." That way it doesn't sound like a mean prank
Story 5 - OP did the right thing in gifting his old computer to the family that needed it rather than giving it to his bratty cousin. At least the neighbors kids will make great use of it.
The thing about bamboo is that it's very difficult to dig up. It's like grass, but made of wood, so it forms a layer of roots wherever it's growing, making digging it up quite difficult on your own.
And the Species of Bamboo in the Runner Family (like what OP planted) spread by sending out shoots underground (called Runners of course) and if you miss digging up even one of those frigging runners, the Bamboo WILL sprout again and start spreading until it finally encounters some form of barrier the runners can't penetrate... The ONLY 100% guaranteed way to get rid of Running Bamboo from your yard is to yank every single stalk out, then bring in either a front end loader or an excavator and scoop up every speck of the top 12-15 inches of soil in the yard and haul it away for decontamination and disposal then trucking in clean topsoil to replace it with and then spreading grass seed or laying sod...and if the Bamboo encroached from a neighbour's yard, then before laying in the new clean topsoil, you must install Root barrier at the edge of the yard to keep the Bamboo out... Not even burning it will get rid of the damn stuff because the flames only burn the stalks that are above ground, they never touch the underground roots and runners so after the fire dies out, the Bamboo just starts sprouting all over again...salting the earth will kill it off but it'll also keep you from ever growing grass or other plants there too...
S1: Clients like that are NOT worth it, especially if you are doing it for a reduced rate. Knowing when to fire a bad client is just as important as knowing when to fire a bad employee, vendor, or contractor.
"Hello client? I've just been in a major car accident, my car is totalled and I won't be able to do your hair today, you'll have to have someone else do it or I might be able to fit you in, in the next day or two. I can't talk any more, the police need to talk to me". Then hang up and turn your phone off.
My previous neighbor, had two dogs. They'd let their dogs crap on my front lawn ALL the time. It was ALWAYS right on that side near my garden. The garden died because the a*hole went and stomped on my plants because of the "bees" that were buzzing around and he was scared of them. He also tossed trash on my yard, put his garbage bags on my yard and all sorts of lovely goodness. I never put up with it. First time I saw stuff I'd ask him to clean it up and keep it on his side, but that was apparently too much. So I would go out with a shovel, daily, and chuck every single bit back onto his yard. I made sure it was a HUGE mess every time. Did it stop him from making my yard a mess? Nope. What stopped him was the cameras I eventually put up to prove it was him.
Pools, swingsets, climbing frames, trampolines, whatever on your property, do not ever ever ever let random children have access to them. You're just begging for a lawsuit.
“Mow the neighbors brush” I had my eyes closed, just listening to the stories… but this… THIS caught my attention for a moment You see, there is the issue with the innuendo…
Most of the time criminals won't crash the funeral but they will find out where the deceased had lived and search out where their relatives live. While everyone is at the funeral thieves are ransacking their homes!
Story 6 - OP is Definitely NTA nor is she Entitled. What her fiancée and his family did was cruel and makes them the Aholes. I hope OP took all the gifts that she brought back and returned them.
Wow, sounds upsetting. Perhaps she might have said something along the lines of “oh, thank you, but, did you save the receipt? This is obviously not my size, so I’ll have to return it to get the right size.” Or “Aunt Sally just got me one in this color, do you have the receipt so I might exchange it for a different color?” Or “I know you all studied up and found I use charcoal in my sketches, but, didn’t anyone tell you, if you want your portraits done, I’d need some canvases as well?” Or “Ahh, our wood and pellet stove doesn’t take coal. So kind that you want us to be warm for the winter, but … you shaved the receipts so we could get pellets instead, right? I mean, since you obviously don’t want us to have to cuddle naked together for warmth, right?”
OP is not NTA at all, "Dan" and his family are for assuming it'd be funny to gift coal to her. Which, in my opinion, would be considered to be gifts for "bad girls" and "bad boys."
NTA. I feel like the non-a**hole thing to do would've been for Dan to tell his partner about the tradition BEFORE the event. It might've ended way differently. Still kind of a sh*tty thing to do to someone.
@@tmntfangirl4700 OP definitely is TA. And the REASON is because she thinks she is above a tradition that everyone else went through. She doesn't deserve to be exempt when everyone else had to go through it too.
The video of the person who's neighbor called in a complaint about OP running their garbage disposal.... dont feel bad. I had a downstairs neighbor knocking on my door Christmas day last year because she claimed we'd be stomping around for hours, and she heard me flush my toilet. 😂 I admit...I flushed. Though I deny the stomping all day as we'd only gotten home an hour before. Some ppl are wacky. Lol
Last story: I don't know why everyone defending OP and jumping at her EX. OP KNEW how her EX feels about cheating, she should've told him WAY before. He dumped her not because of her "dumb mistake as a teen, everyone does those, amirite", he dumped her because she HID it from him.
Exactly. Now, would it be healthy if (the now ex-)BF got some therapy to deal with the hurt his other ex got him in? Absolutely. But OP was frankly stupid for keeping something a secret that she knew would blow up in her face when it would inevitably come out some day, but would hurt all the more when it didn't come from her.
The story about neighbor "Brittany" parking her car in front of OP's house reminded me of something that happened 22 years ago. I had just moved into a second floor apartment in a duplex in the downtown part of a city with my 4-month-old and a roommate. There were 2 parking places (1 for us and 1 for the downstairs couple). The lady in the house next door kept parking in our spot. She didn't have a parking place of her own, but she could have parked on the street. We usually just parked on the street in front of our house, until there was the annual music festival a few blocks away. I came home from running errands and found the lady was parked in our spot again. Thanks to the festival, the closest place to park was 3 blocks away. I had to carry my baby in the car seat, her diaper bag, my purse, and 6 bags of groceries the 3 blocks and up the flight of stairs. I was hurting by the time I got in. Talking to the lady before never helped. Later, I left to picked up my roommate from work (we shared the car). When we got home, the lady was still in our spot. Since the festival ended and people were leaving, we parked in front. Once in the house, I told my roommate about what happened earlier. She grabbed the keys and said, "I'll be right back." A few minutes later, she returns to say goodnight and went to bed. My baby and I went to bed as well. Shortly before midnight, we get a banging on the door. Turns out, my roomie parked her car sideways behind neighbor lady's car. She needed to get to work. My roommate said through the door, "Sorry, we're sleeping now." Lady banged on the door again. I said, "Please stop, my baby is sleeping." She left. Next day, we moved the car to the street for a while, giving the lady a chance to get her car. She never parked there again.
There is a surprisingly large number of people, even in the government, who think New Mexico is Old Mexico and they can get wildly stupid and obnoxious and obstructive about it
Even though they're deceptively edited, the videos of US citizens being asked questions about US geography and history have somewhat confirmed my disdain towards the US educational system. I'm at the point where it doesn't surprise me anymore. It just adds to the tally of confirmed cases.
I would definitely do 4 days of yardwork from 8am-8pm just to piss off a Karen neighbor. But then again, I'm a landscaper, so that would be nothing to me. LOL 😂✌️🤠 Bring it on Karen's of the world!!!
2nd OP: I rented a room from an old lady like that. She made me sign a contract that I'd clean her house and take care of her yard. She even made me water for 2 hours after walking a mile up the hill to our house in the summer after work. She told me I had an unusual odor and tried to make me pay for a nonexistent stain on her couch from setting my pan down on it to eat in front of the tv. She threatened to sue me too. She died recently. Good riddance.
Way long ago when Hawaii had just been added to the Union, my Mother went into a store and asked if they took Hawaiian money and was told no, they didn’t take an6 foreign currency. She had to argue with the manager about this, he agreed with the cashier that they didn’t take foreign currency. Some people just don’t know their own country.
I was a 5th grade teacher in a Catholic school. My male students were having a contest to see who could pee out the window from the bathroom. Well, the bishop for the Diocese was visiting the various school in the Diocese. Yes, the bishop was walking under that window one day during bathroom break and you know what happens. Well, the school never had a detention policy until the bishop started one and those boys were the first ones to be sent to it. That ended the competition and male teachers were required to be in the bathroom during breaks. We had 6 male teachers who had to assume the duty schedule.
In regards to security lights. We live in a flag lot. That means we live in the center of the block no large property with roughly about 13 neighbors backyard surrounding us. We have a security light that automatically goes on to illuminate our parking area. One day, two of our neighbors paid us to visit explaining that the security light was lighting up their backyards and if there was something I could do about it. I immediately constructed a box that block the light. The neighbor that came over to thank me for doing this told me that he had no idea that his backyard was so dark and that he now has to put in a light for security. He was pretty good natured and grateful that I had put the effort to quickly solve the problem. Bottom line, be good to your neighbors they know where you live.
The one where they took the cat... sounds more like the cat decided they had a new family which loved it... And they didn't have any braincells for not even knowing all the states!
Story one... I'd tell her, "you pay me full price and only one toner application, or you will NOT like the hairstyle you get, and it'll take awhile to grow out!" 😡 Coal story.... I dearly hope OP made that AH an EXBF. 🤨
I had a "friend" that had read all the Harry Potter books while I was watching the movies, because I didn't own the books. He was couch surfing with me. I had only seen the first 3 or 4 of the movies. I HATE SPOILERS! I flat-out told him not to spoil anything I haven't seen yet. Immediately he comments about Harry and Ginney getting married! Obviously, I hadn't gotten that far! That's when I told him to get the f*ck out! This idiot had the NERVE to act surprised! I literally told you less 2min ago not to and you did it anyway.
New Mexico is part of Mexico??? That's about as bright as the guy upset with the election results saying he is going to leave the country by moving to Hawaii.
Also, it should be legal requirement for them to know a the difference between Native American and Mexican especially in a state where there are a lot of native Americans and they should know that California used to be a part of Mexico
I live in a place that never gets snow but you think my Christmas could be hot is absolutely bizarre. 2 days ago it was 84° F and I hated it to the Core
Hair stylist story: I'd have point blank told her "NO" over the phone and also told her that if she didn't like it she was free to take her business elsewhere. And considering you were looking to get rid of her as a client, why didn't you? 7-11 vs Bill story: Among other things I think Bill was angling for free gas all along. Hope he was on the side of the road because he ran out. Coal story: NTA! But Dan and his family are huge ones. A small box of chocolates, $5 or $10 gift cards, even a bag of warm socks would be better gifts that don't take much effort and won't humiliate someone. I hop OP broke up with Dan because he didn't even give her a head's up.
I might have been tempted to "accidentally" drop some of the coal on the furniture and/or carpet. Of course, I'd be very apologetic and flustered. But the more flustered I got, the more clumsy it would make me.
Lol.. the neighbors who cut the 2" of hose because they thought they were Mexican cartel? So they were willing dye horrifically over 2" of hose? They sound SUPER smart 😄
I'm up at 3am my time, brining a turkey for Christmas dinner, and this extra long episode has been wonderfully distracting in the best way 😁 Thank you so much, and happy holidays!
@7:20 OP really should have said to the cashier "I'm 15 years old and this pervert tried to put his hands on me and drag me outside" Then let the pervert explain his way out of it. @14:53 Personally after the entitled refusal I would have told them that since the kid didn't want it I gave it away to someone else so it's already gone now. Snooze & lose :)
If the Neighbour's Light is shining directly into your home and is a nuisance and they refuse to change where it shines, you can Sue them in Small Claims Court for Harassment Interfering with the Enjoyment of your Home and ask the Court to Order them to either alter it so it no longer shines into your Property and/or Home... And if they refuse to obey the Court Order, you can notify the Court that the Neighbour has refused to Obey the Court Order and they can Hold them in Contempt of Court and Fine and/or Jail them until they Obey the Order...alternatively, they can send a City Work Crew to remove the offending light from the Neighbour's Home and the cost of that Work Crew to the Neighbour's Property Tax Bill...
Merry Christmas Fluff, Steveo and all. And to our brothers and sister Happy Hunnakah and Happy Kwanza. Also Fluff how's about a discord for us to go to lol
The last story: The brother was 7yo when his sister, was 17 and, cheated on her then boyfriend. How did he even know about that? Her ex-fiance needs to seek therapy if he's going to punish her for something she did a decade ago. He needs to get over himself!
Would it be healthy to get help with how he's clearly still hurting? Absolutely. But with all sympathy for OP, she didn't just cheat her then-BF when she was a teenager, which was dumb, but forgivable, she also deceived her latest BF by withholding this information she knew all too well would hurt him. Which, when he did learn, hurt him even more. That's on her.
Story 1: OP and the salon owner must have been absolute saints, not turning the client away immediately! I'd be running for the hills at the first sign of Karenhood! Story 2: This sounds like a cautionary tale. *If you're foolish enough to be a Karen, never call the cops on yourself!* Story 3: Bill has "menace to humanity" written all over him! Story 4: That entitled grandmother should have been thrown in jail. You never boss someone around like they're a slave, especially not someone who's grieving! Story 5: This is why you don't make demands of someone who's offering you something nice for free. Beggars can't, or rather they really *really* shouldn't, be choosers. Story 6: Coal for Christmas is not a "fun" experience. I would have been furious! OP is NTA at all. The tradition sounds like a lie; more likely, Dan's family thought OP belonged on the Naughty List! Story 7: At least she only pulled that stunt once. Story 8: Revenge is a dish best served with rotten seafood. Story 9: Oh, boo hoo. It was only 20 leaves. Story 10: This is disgusting. We are decades overdue for a *world without* racism. Story 11: Some parents *more than deserve* to lose their children, and this Karen was one of them. Story 12: This is one reason beer festivals should be strictly "adults only". A Karen could mistake anything for on-site childcare. Story 13: I've said it before and I'll say it again: it should be illegal to side with a Karen. *The victim is always right.* Story 14: Only Karens should be kicked out of funerals. Story 15: I remember when I had a paper route. It was nice being able to tell my rude neighbors, "No more papers for you until you pick up after your dog." In four years, I only had one person reply, "I don't have a dog. Go yell at [name] next door!" Story 16: People who don't pick up after their dogs should have to pay for their neighbors' ruined shoes. (And hey, a nice HOA. This story is a welcome break from the usual stories about HOAs being Karen magnets.) Story 17: This HOA Karen got what she deserved. Play stupid games, win stupider prizes! Story 18: I remember being home alone a few times, after I outgrew camping trips sometime in my early teens. I didn't throw parties, though. (My mother was only willing to let me stay home *because* she knew I wasn't the party-throwing type.) Also, I hope OP *chose to stay home* rather than being forcibly left out. Otherwise, this sounds like favoritism toward the sister. Story 19: I'm glad I've never had a neighbor as rude as that. These people are one reason there should be designated "bad neighbor" neighborhoods. Rude people deserve each other! Story 20: You don't get to change your mind. That's not a bilateral agreement. Breaking your word should be instantly jailable. Story 21: I don't think OP was being unreasonable. Whatever happened to "forgive and forget"?
A lot of people don't know this, but the one-way valve on vehicle tires is called a Schrader Valve. The valve core is separate from the valve stem and replaceable. With a wrench you can get online or at your local auto supply store, it can be removed. A gentleman of my acquaintance was having similar problems with his neighbors. Instead of causing expensive damage to his neighbors' vehicle, he simply removed the cores from all four valve stems and put the valve caps back on. But since he isn't a thief, he put the valve cores in a little baggie which he taped to the windshield. If I recall correctly, he also jacked up the back end of their rear wheel drive vehicle once, and placed a pre-cut block of wood under the differential. This left the rear tires maybe a quarter inch off the ground. Again, no damage, but the vehicle wasn't going anywhere. The neighbors assumed a transmission problem, and so had it towed to their mechanic. Who of course found nothing wrong. Heard that story over 30 years ago. It was a long-running neighborhood feud, with the nasty neighbors being publicly loud, rude and obnoxious, and my friend going full Ninja under cover of darkness. Wish I remembered more details. I do remember that (according to his version) my friend managed to gaslight some of the good neighbors into believing that the bad neighbors were doing all this stuff themselves so they could play the victim, and offered the fact that no expensive damage was ever done as proof.
It's beyond amazing to me how many people simply do not know that New Mexico is a US State. It's quite a surprising number of people who were educated in the US who don't know this.
Merry Christmas Fluff. I wake up every morning to see if you have uploaded another collection of stories, best part of my morning. I am always disappointed on the days you don't upload but DarkFluff needs his rest I guess. Thanks for sharing the stories you have found through the year as they have become my morning routine, podcasts while working or cleaning, and even old episodes as background noise that I put on to revisit some older stories. I would love to know what your favourite story of the year is. I woke up this morning to a long Christmas episode, that was nice. Have a good holidays. ps you really need a member section, would join that shit in a heartbeat.
Story involving coal: "Thanks for showing me exactly how you feel about me and showing me how much respect you have for me. So I'm going to take all my Christmas presents, make a pile of them here in the living room, and USING THEM ACCORDING TO THEIR ORIGINAL INTENT."
Merry Christmas DarkFluff. Thank you for uploading an hour and a quarter video which has really made my day. I'm all alone for Christmas as no one in my family really cares or gives a damn about me. At least I've got some entertainment in the Reddit stories you narrate, and will be watching some of your older ones later.
My youngest nephew tried to pull entitlement on me years ago. He tried to say I OWED him birthday presents and christmas presents for past years, because his mother (my sister) and our mom weren't talking to each other for those few years. And then, not too long ago, I was living with my sister and nephews in the basement (sharing a house), and the youngest nephew came into my room. I told him it was MY room, and he was like "we were here before you" (which they were, but obviously that wasn't the point). My mom told him that he didn't pay rent for that room, so he didn't have any say. He's a lot smarter and mature NOW.
Merry Christmas Fluff & Stevie boy this is my fourth Christmas with fluff thank you for making my bad days a little better, 4 years and still listening best story teller. Big fan.. Renee❤
Story #1: I'm sorry.. How can people, like OP, be auch HUGE doormats!? If I had an accident I would ignore any client, especially bad ones, and call in sick! Stop catering to bad people. Even if you are in some costumer service like hair styling you do NOT need to cater to every client! Especially if you have a good client base! Then you can choose who you want to serve and who not! Someone like this Karen you should drop after their second or third bad visit! I get that sometimes you are not satisfied with your stylist or sth. But in my over 25 years of life and MULTIPLE visits to a hair stylist and at least SEVEN different types of coloured hair I NEVER had to tell my stylist to redo my hair!! They always managed to mix the colour exactly like I imagined it, and I never had to ask my stylist to cut my hair "better" when they finished it. I always feel, that people who say it's wrong clearly explained it wrong and then blamed it on the stylist! Like, really? I already hat at least five different hair stylists in my life and they always did everything exactly like I wanted it! At one time I even had one apprentice do my hair and it was (not perfect) but they did a really good job (cutting and dying my hair)! People thaer complain mostly seem to be Karens!
People are usually raised that way from a young age, and undoing a lifetime of conditioning (which, if it never took hold in you, will be difficult for you to fully appreciate the invasiveness of in adult life) from your parents and teachers is really difficult.
@@electrowave114 I was raised to be helpful and polite. I'm a very kind person and I pride myself in doing my job as perfecly as I can and I like to be nice to everyone. But even I know, when I'm getting mocked or "Karened" and I do NOT put up with someone like this. I get, that it's very important in costumer service jobs to stay as professionell and kind as possible. But as soon as the costumer doesn't treat me like a fellow human but a "lesser servant" they can talk to the wall. Because I would not listen to them anymore. Neither my parents, nor my teachers taught us to be doormats. They thought us to be kind, respectful and polite, as long as the person talking to you does the same. But well, that might be a cultural thing. Most Germans don't take sh 1 t from anyone. We are a very straight forward kind of people.
Wait a couple of weeks, then text your grandma and tell her you've been found guilty and they've sentenced you to life in prison, and since you're not allowed a cell phone in prison this is the last time you'll be able to contact her. Then block her, on everything.
Thanks for the video Fluff. I hope you and your editor and any/everyone else who works on this channel have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. P.S. yes there are funeral crashers, they suck - I've read more then one report on them. P.P.S. The OP and friends were gamers - want to bet they wanted some extra cash to get games too?
story one, i cant believe there are people on this planet that are THAT much of a doormat. just tell them to screw off!!! i wouldn't have even called the client. NOT a priority!!
When you're a bouncer, or security for a bar, taphouse, or roadhouse, the enitial rule is, when somebody is rude to you, be nice, when they get violent, that's the time to get physical, "I want you to be nice, until it's time, not to be nice"
21:19 Definitely NTA! That family is a huge red flag! 🚩 This relationship won’t do good to you. 27:39 Most cars have the air intake for the vents, located near the gap between the hood and the windshield, where the windshield wipers are located. If you put small fish in that gap and actually put them through the slots in the plastic, they‘ll have the smell and they probably will take some time to find the cause of it.
![r/EntitledPeople - Insane Karen DESTROYS HER CAR! Wants Mine FOR FREE. [funny stories]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VXi0vFZdH4M/mqdefault.jpg)
I knew a lady who stole a dog. The people hadn't been in their yard, were away, for three days and the dog was chained up with no nourishment. So she waited until night, wore dark clothes, and took it. It went to a foster and did find a good furever home.
Good stolen dog story
I wouldn't consider that stealing a dog, I would call it liberating a dog to better living conditions!😅❤😅🎉 Tell the lady Thank you if you see her again, I hate people who mistreat animals.
@@deniseeulert2503 I worked for a veterinarian for 2 1/2 years while I was in college. The saddest mistreatment I saw was from the vet himself. There were women who dyed theor hair often and had their dogs and cats dyed to match their hair color. A few of these women would do this 2-3 times a month. I don't k ow how they didn't have skin leisons like the animals ended up with. I asked the vet why/how he could do this. His response was that it was easy money as he charged them twice the cost of what a beauty salon charged for the women's dye job. I left the job when he wanted me to dye the pets as part of my job duties.
@@sarahbauer5593 Report that Vet to Animal Control and the State Medical Ethics Board for Animal Abuse ASAP!!!
There is no excuse for that ESPECIALLY since they're likely using hair dye formulated for HUMAN HAIR on Animals...I have never heard of Hair Dye for animals...cosmetics to colour the animal's fur on a temporary basis sure, but they wash out the moment the fur gets wet and are made from non-toxic, food safe ingredients in case the animal licks the fur...
@@sarahbauer5593 Good for you! I've been blessed that the vets I have taken my pets to have been wonderful. I have been taking my cats and dogs to the current ver for thirty five years.
So the guy at the convenience store said she looked too young to work there but wanted her to go home with him hummm???? 🤨🤨🤨🤨. Call the cops on that creep.
Story 1 - I agree OP should’ve focused more on herself after that accident and not rushed to work, especially if her client is ‘one of those’ clients that’s never satisfied with anything and has to complain about everything.
Exactly, if she had told me I had to be there I would be going "No, I just had an accident, you demand me once more to be in I will fire you as a client and make sure police are at the salon to remove you from the building should you turn up."
I was wondering if she mightn’t have said “do you really think your hair will make up for your personality?”
😂😂😂 I mean.... life is hard when you're an absolute doormat
Story 3 - I’m not gonna lie I was getting worried for OP when ‘Bill’ asked her to go with him to his truck. MAJOR Red Flags there! I’m also surprised that OP’s dad didn’t stop and confronted Bill.
Agreed, that "Bill" guy gave me serious Ted Bundy vibes.
That story had so many facets of wrongdoing in a single story, while being so short, it's disturbing.
Especially with the line where OP said she's underage to begin with and looks even younger without makeup.
The story was a fireworks show of only red flags.
That bloke should have been reported to law enforcement and probably belongs on a list.
Even dad showed some disturbing actions, unless OP didn't get the unhinged details across at the moment.
I'd think a father of an underage teenager would be more on the ball if their kid had a frightening experience of such a nature.
All of the hinted at parts are really concerning.
Hopefully, OP is OK.
Last story: I used to do landscaping for a living... planting that kind of bamboo is *nuke* level revenge; getting rid of it takes YEARS, if you even CAN do it!
That's a reply to the second to last story, but otherwise, you're correct in that.
Using a treelike plant that grows like grass, as it's actually a grass, must be done with care.
Thanks to Mythbusters, I've confirmed that it was used as a torture device in ancient China, using the speed it grows with.
❤❤❤❤❤I am so tired of hearing from my 11 year old that she wants DarkFloof everyday and there is nothing new... finally she can shush... Let's Dive In!
Hey Fluff will you be doing best stories of the year? Loved the last time you had one .🤔❤❤
IKR I was devastated when he stopped uploading daily. It took me ages to find Mark Narrations for my daily fix (coz majority can’t compare) plus Darkfluff as my bonus.
@@KatieB33 his voice is amazing and so soothing. She calls him Floof and is completely addicted to the reddit stories.
@@KatieB33 I have a few recommendations! rslash tends to cover darker material at times but is a go-to. if you like HOA stories, Ripe is really good; he also starts/ends every video with footage of his two adorable cats. DrHallowed tends to be super dark creepy stuff and is an AI voice but it's a nice one. Rufus Read It is decent enough, not my go-to, but if it pops up I will listen. These three are in recommendation order... Fluff is my favorite of the five I listen to regularly. There was another but they stopped being recommended to me and I'm blanking on who it was, the guy had a GLORIOUS mustache and such a big personality, if anyone remembers him please let me know.
@@tootietole9110is that what this is? I didn't know he did those. I couldn't figure out why it's over an hour. This is so cool.
30:18 - If you think your neighbours are from the cartels why in hell's name would you deliberately annoy them?
Especially in this day in age where illegal unalive people who live here legally over something trivial (not saying what the naybers did was trivial)
Two ~toddlers from a neighbor (who was renting) start playing in my yard. We were okay with the kids, not their fault, till we had to work and they tried to play in the house. Suddenly the kids "baby sitter" (~11 yr old sibling) says it was illegal for us to go to work and called the cops.
We explain we own our house, never met the parents or the kids (don't know any of their names), but we weren't going to turn away the kids that obviously didn't have supervision away. The parents tried to blame it on the sibling...but being 11 the cops obviously turn to the parents and get CPS involved.
Some adult parents obviously never grew up. It was sad but I hope the best for the little ones. I don't have a lot of hope for the 11 yr old to get better.
Disgusting behavior! A real babysitter is someone who is old enough, *and* chooses to do the job rather than having it forced on them. Dumping your kids on your neighbors is bad enough, but *parentification is abuse, bordering on slavery!* There is a reason it's illegal (in British Columbia, at least) for siblings to babysit.
An hour and 18 minute video for Christmas?! Thank you Fluff! Merry Christmas 🩶
Nah, it's an early Chanukkah present.
@ well happy cHanukkah to you!😁
Yay!! Happy dance 👯♀️💃🏻🕺🏻🎉
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to everyone!
@@AeonTrespassField Saying happy holiday to kwanzaa is like to saying happy holiday to scientology. Both are founded with sinister motives.
Scientology was founded by L. Ron Hubbard to (as he admitted himself in interview) collect money from donations.
Kwanzaa was founded by FBI to stir discontents between blacks and whites citizens, in turn make the necessity for increased FBI fundings.
Story 1 - I’m surprised the lady still even has hair with all those chemicals OP put on her hair.
Four is the limit, according to OP suggestion.
Story 4 - OP’s grandma reminds me of my Great Aunt, she pulled the same kinda crap on my 2nd cousin when my Great Uncle was in Hospice. After he passed away, my cousin moved out ASAP. I hope OP packed his belongings and NEVER returned.
you know, the coal story could easily have been remedied with, on the way there, the fiance saying "Hey, just so you know, my family has a tradition for new members of gifting coal to the newcomer. It's something of a fun bonding experience. Don't worry, they gift better in later years." That way it doesn't sound like a mean prank
Not on the way there. Before she buys everyone something. She may still but at least she'd know she won't get anything in return
its just hazing. thats abuse type shit.
@@jojo-pk While I don't disagree, ANY early warning is better than none.
Merry Christmas to everyone. I needed to hear these stories.
Again
Yep... I'm 25 minutes in, and for now I've already heard of these. I guess it's a compilation.
Merry Christmas to you and your family also . God bless you. Stay safe and warm.
Bill needs to be on a few lists
Story 5 - OP did the right thing in gifting his old computer to the family that needed it rather than giving it to his bratty cousin. At least the neighbors kids will make great use of it.
Stevo effed up. There's some audio overlap around 22:00.
The thing about bamboo is that it's very difficult to dig up. It's like grass, but made of wood, so it forms a layer of roots wherever it's growing, making digging it up quite difficult on your own.
Weird fact: rice and bamboo are in grass family haha
@@ahha6304 I was going to say that bamboo isn't like grass, bamboo _is_ a type of grass.
And the Species of Bamboo in the Runner Family (like what OP planted) spread by sending out shoots underground (called Runners of course) and if you miss digging up even one of those frigging runners, the Bamboo WILL sprout again and start spreading until it finally encounters some form of barrier the runners can't penetrate...
The ONLY 100% guaranteed way to get rid of Running Bamboo from your yard is to yank every single stalk out, then bring in either a front end loader or an excavator and scoop up every speck of the top 12-15 inches of soil in the yard and haul it away for decontamination and disposal then trucking in clean topsoil to replace it with and then spreading grass seed or laying sod...and if the Bamboo encroached from a neighbour's yard, then before laying in the new clean topsoil, you must install Root barrier at the edge of the yard to keep the Bamboo out...
Not even burning it will get rid of the damn stuff because the flames only burn the stalks that are above ground, they never touch the underground roots and runners so after the fire dies out, the Bamboo just starts sprouting all over again...salting the earth will kill it off but it'll also keep you from ever growing grass or other plants there too...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan This is the kind I'm familiar with and hate with a passion. Like a big wooden blanket just under the dirt.
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan that's why Asians eat bamboo shoots haha
S1: Clients like that are NOT worth it, especially if you are doing it for a reduced rate. Knowing when to fire a bad client is just as important as knowing when to fire a bad employee, vendor, or contractor.
"Hello client? I've just been in a major car accident, my car is totalled and I won't be able to do your hair today, you'll have to have someone else do it or I might be able to fit you in, in the next day or two. I can't talk any more, the police need to talk to me". Then hang up and turn your phone off.
Regarding the car accident, OP needs to take the report and wave it under the nose of the cop who told her to "drive more carefully."
My previous neighbor, had two dogs. They'd let their dogs crap on my front lawn ALL the time. It was ALWAYS right on that side near my garden. The garden died because the a*hole went and stomped on my plants because of the "bees" that were buzzing around and he was scared of them. He also tossed trash on my yard, put his garbage bags on my yard and all sorts of lovely goodness. I never put up with it. First time I saw stuff I'd ask him to clean it up and keep it on his side, but that was apparently too much. So I would go out with a shovel, daily, and chuck every single bit back onto his yard. I made sure it was a HUGE mess every time. Did it stop him from making my yard a mess? Nope. What stopped him was the cameras I eventually put up to prove it was him.
Pools, swingsets, climbing frames, trampolines, whatever on your property, do not ever ever ever let random children have access to them. You're just begging for a lawsuit.
“Mow the neighbors brush”
I had my eyes closed, just listening to the stories… but this… THIS caught my attention for a moment
You see, there is the issue with the innuendo…
Most of the time criminals won't crash the funeral but they will find out where the deceased had lived and search out where their relatives live. While everyone is at the funeral thieves are ransacking their homes!
Story 6 - OP is Definitely NTA nor is she Entitled. What her fiancée and his family did was cruel and makes them the Aholes. I hope OP took all the gifts that she brought back and returned them.
Wow, sounds upsetting. Perhaps she might have said something along the lines of “oh, thank you, but, did you save the receipt? This is obviously not my size, so I’ll have to return it to get the right size.” Or “Aunt Sally just got me one in this color, do you have the receipt so I might exchange it for a different color?” Or “I know you all studied up and found I use charcoal in my sketches, but, didn’t anyone tell you, if you want your portraits done, I’d need some canvases as well?” Or “Ahh, our wood and pellet stove doesn’t take coal. So kind that you want us to be warm for the winter, but … you shaved the receipts so we could get pellets instead, right? I mean, since you obviously don’t want us to have to cuddle naked together for warmth, right?”
OP is not NTA at all, "Dan" and his family are for assuming it'd be funny to gift coal to her. Which, in my opinion, would be considered to be gifts for "bad girls" and "bad boys."
@ Traditionally that’s what bad kids get for Christmas. What they did was just cruel
NTA. I feel like the non-a**hole thing to do would've been for Dan to tell his partner about the tradition BEFORE the event. It might've ended way differently. Still kind of a sh*tty thing to do to someone.
@@tmntfangirl4700 OP definitely is TA. And the REASON is because she thinks she is above a tradition that everyone else went through. She doesn't deserve to be exempt when everyone else had to go through it too.
The video of the person who's neighbor called in a complaint about OP running their garbage disposal.... dont feel bad.
I had a downstairs neighbor knocking on my door Christmas day last year because she claimed we'd be stomping around for hours, and she heard me flush my toilet. 😂
I admit...I flushed.
Though I deny the stomping all day as we'd only gotten home an hour before.
Some ppl are wacky. Lol
Last story: I don't know why everyone defending OP and jumping at her EX. OP KNEW how her EX feels about cheating, she should've told him WAY before. He dumped her not because of her "dumb mistake as a teen, everyone does those, amirite", he dumped her because she HID it from him.
Exactly. Now, would it be healthy if (the now ex-)BF got some therapy to deal with the hurt his other ex got him in? Absolutely. But OP was frankly stupid for keeping something a secret that she knew would blow up in her face when it would inevitably come out some day, but would hurt all the more when it didn't come from her.
The story about neighbor "Brittany" parking her car in front of OP's house reminded me of something that happened 22 years ago. I had just moved into a second floor apartment in a duplex in the downtown part of a city with my 4-month-old and a roommate. There were 2 parking places (1 for us and 1 for the downstairs couple). The lady in the house next door kept parking in our spot. She didn't have a parking place of her own, but she could have parked on the street. We usually just parked on the street in front of our house, until there was the annual music festival a few blocks away. I came home from running errands and found the lady was parked in our spot again. Thanks to the festival, the closest place to park was 3 blocks away. I had to carry my baby in the car seat, her diaper bag, my purse, and 6 bags of groceries the 3 blocks and up the flight of stairs. I was hurting by the time I got in. Talking to the lady before never helped. Later, I left to picked up my roommate from work (we shared the car). When we got home, the lady was still in our spot. Since the festival ended and people were leaving, we parked in front. Once in the house, I told my roommate about what happened earlier. She grabbed the keys and said, "I'll be right back." A few minutes later, she returns to say goodnight and went to bed. My baby and I went to bed as well. Shortly before midnight, we get a banging on the door. Turns out, my roomie parked her car sideways behind neighbor lady's car. She needed to get to work. My roommate said through the door, "Sorry, we're sleeping now." Lady banged on the door again. I said, "Please stop, my baby is sleeping." She left. Next day, we moved the car to the street for a while, giving the lady a chance to get her car. She never parked there again.
There is a surprisingly large number of people, even in the government, who think New Mexico is Old Mexico and they can get wildly stupid and obnoxious and obstructive about it
Even though they're deceptively edited, the videos of US citizens being asked questions about US geography and history have somewhat confirmed my disdain towards the US educational system.
I'm at the point where it doesn't surprise me anymore.
It just adds to the tally of confirmed cases.
There's a reason New Mexico is the only state that adds "USA" to its license plates...
I would definitely do 4 days of yardwork from 8am-8pm just to piss off a Karen neighbor. But then again, I'm a landscaper, so that would be nothing to me. LOL 😂✌️🤠 Bring it on Karen's of the world!!!
Some places noise ordinances begin at 7am.....
😂
2nd OP: I rented a room from an old lady like that. She made me sign a contract that I'd clean her house and take care of her yard. She even made me water for 2 hours after walking a mile up the hill to our house in the summer after work. She told me I had an unusual odor and tried to make me pay for a nonexistent stain on her couch from setting my pan down on it to eat in front of the tv. She threatened to sue me too. She died recently. Good riddance.
When I visited my grandma I asked if there was anything she needed done. Most times she just wanted me to sit and watch The Price is Right with her.❤
8:54 - That right there is called "solicitation." I really do hope they called the cops because it was not his car he wanted 'cleaned.'
Way long ago when Hawaii had just been added to the Union, my Mother went into a store and asked if they took Hawaiian money and was told no, they didn’t take an6 foreign currency. She had to argue with the manager about this, he agreed with the cashier that they didn’t take foreign currency. Some people just don’t know their own country.
I was a 5th grade teacher in a Catholic school. My male students were having a contest to see who could pee out the window from the bathroom. Well, the bishop for the Diocese was visiting the various school in the Diocese. Yes, the bishop was walking under that window one day during bathroom break and you know what happens. Well, the school never had a detention policy until the bishop started one and those boys were the first ones to be sent to it. That ended the competition and male teachers were required to be in the bathroom during breaks. We had 6 male teachers who had to assume the duty schedule.
In regards to security lights. We live in a flag lot. That means we live in the center of the block no large property with roughly about 13 neighbors backyard surrounding us. We have a security light that automatically goes on to illuminate our parking area.
One day, two of our neighbors paid us to visit explaining that the security light was lighting up their backyards and if there was something I could do about it. I immediately constructed a box that block the light. The neighbor that came over to thank me for doing this told me that he had no idea that his backyard was so dark and that he now has to put in a light for security. He was pretty good natured and grateful that I had put the effort to quickly solve the problem.
Bottom line, be good to your neighbors they know where you live.
The one where they took the cat... sounds more like the cat decided they had a new family which loved it... And they didn't have any braincells for not even knowing all the states!
Macbook story - obviously the entitled apple didn't fall far from the entitled tree!
Depending on the state, unwanted slaps to the butt could be sexual assault so that guy could end up with a legal SO designation for life.
SA
@@R_Rottluff Yes, but offender status, which follows you where ever you go forever.
@@walterstarr1588 lol, Take pride in that statement bud
Now that slander is on the table, I got a working relationship, and my parents love me. Go f yourseld
Last story, OP Knew Cheating was a big deal and Lied about it for the duration of the relationship.
Story one... I'd tell her, "you pay me full price and only one toner application, or you will NOT like the hairstyle you get, and it'll take awhile to grow out!" 😡
Coal story.... I dearly hope OP made that AH an EXBF. 🤨
I had a "friend" that had read all the Harry Potter books while I was watching the movies, because I didn't own the books. He was couch surfing with me. I had only seen the first 3 or 4 of the movies. I HATE SPOILERS! I flat-out told him not to spoil anything I haven't seen yet. Immediately he comments about Harry and Ginney getting married! Obviously, I hadn't gotten that far! That's when I told him to get the f*ck out! This idiot had the NERVE to act surprised! I literally told you less 2min ago not to and you did it anyway.
As I post this, NORAD reports Santa flying over Metz, France. Have a great holiday everyone!!🎄🎄🎄
New Mexico is part of Mexico??? That's about as bright as the guy upset with the election results saying he is going to leave the country by moving to Hawaii.
Most of these people that say that failed geography class
Also, it should be legal requirement for them to know a the difference between Native American and Mexican especially in a state where there are a lot of native Americans and they should know that California used to be a part of Mexico
The old PC / Macbook story: Macs really suck at most games. If you want a gaming computer you take a Windows PC.
That mid sentence transition spooked me lol
Sitting here In Australia on very hot Christmas Day laughing so hard at flavio the cat 😂😂😂😂 thanks fluff. Merry Christmas 🎄
I live in a place that never gets snow but you think my Christmas could be hot is absolutely bizarre. 2 days ago it was 84° F and I hated it to the Core
Hair stylist story: I'd have point blank told her "NO" over the phone and also told her that if she didn't like it she was free to take her business elsewhere. And considering you were looking to get rid of her as a client, why didn't you?
7-11 vs Bill story: Among other things I think Bill was angling for free gas all along. Hope he was on the side of the road because he ran out.
Coal story: NTA! But Dan and his family are huge ones. A small box of chocolates, $5 or $10 gift cards, even a bag of warm socks would be better gifts that don't take much effort and won't humiliate someone. I hop OP broke up with Dan because he didn't even give her a head's up.
Merry Christmas, Darkfluff! 🎄
Dark Fluff!! Perfect way to spend Christmas Eve preparing for Christmas dinner tomorrow!! Merry Christmas everyone!!! ❤❤❤❤
AN HOUR???? its really christmas
Mint, morning glory and bamboo can NEVER be tamed.
I might have been tempted to "accidentally" drop some of the coal on the furniture and/or carpet. Of course, I'd be very apologetic and flustered. But the more flustered I got, the more clumsy it would make me.
Lol.. the neighbors who cut the 2" of hose because they thought they were Mexican cartel?
So they were willing dye horrifically over 2" of hose?
They sound SUPER smart 😄
There called MAGA idiots for a reason
They stole the cat, YES!
I'm up at 3am my time, brining a turkey for Christmas dinner, and this extra long episode has been wonderfully distracting in the best way 😁 Thank you so much, and happy holidays!
I hope your turkey is delicious, and your meal is wonderful! 😀🙏
Story 1. Never be afraid to fire a bad client.
A day without dark fluff isn’t a day worth getting out of bed for lol. Merry Christmas Dark fluff and Stevie boy.
1:13:59 bamboo can grow crazy fast some types you can actually hear it grow and it is very hard to get rid of
Wow! A whole hour of entitlement courtesy of Steve-o and DF? Thank you, and Merry Christmas!
@7:20 OP really should have said to the cashier "I'm 15 years old and this pervert tried to put his hands on me and drag me outside" Then let the pervert explain his way out of it.
@14:53 Personally after the entitled refusal I would have told them that since the kid didn't want it I gave it away to someone else so it's already gone now. Snooze & lose :)
If the Neighbour's Light is shining directly into your home and is a nuisance and they refuse to change where it shines, you can Sue them in Small Claims Court for Harassment Interfering with the Enjoyment of your Home and ask the Court to Order them to either alter it so it no longer shines into your Property and/or Home...
And if they refuse to obey the Court Order, you can notify the Court that the Neighbour has refused to Obey the Court Order and they can Hold them in Contempt of Court and Fine and/or Jail them until they Obey the Order...alternatively, they can send a City Work Crew to remove the offending light from the Neighbour's Home and the cost of that Work Crew to the Neighbour's Property Tax Bill...
Merry Christmas Fluff, Steveo and all. And to our brothers and sister Happy Hunnakah and Happy Kwanza.
Also Fluff how's about a discord for us to go to lol
Clearly Bill wanted some chained to a radiator and chill lol
The last story: The brother was 7yo when his sister, was 17 and, cheated on her then boyfriend. How did he even know about that? Her ex-fiance needs to seek therapy if he's going to punish her for something she did a decade ago. He needs to get over himself!
Would it be healthy to get help with how he's clearly still hurting? Absolutely. But with all sympathy for OP, she didn't just cheat her then-BF when she was a teenager, which was dumb, but forgivable, she also deceived her latest BF by withholding this information she knew all too well would hurt him. Which, when he did learn, hurt him even more. That's on her.
Story 1: OP and the salon owner must have been absolute saints, not turning the client away immediately! I'd be running for the hills at the first sign of Karenhood!
Story 2: This sounds like a cautionary tale. *If you're foolish enough to be a Karen, never call the cops on yourself!*
Story 3: Bill has "menace to humanity" written all over him!
Story 4: That entitled grandmother should have been thrown in jail. You never boss someone around like they're a slave, especially not someone who's grieving!
Story 5: This is why you don't make demands of someone who's offering you something nice for free. Beggars can't, or rather they really *really* shouldn't, be choosers.
Story 6: Coal for Christmas is not a "fun" experience. I would have been furious! OP is NTA at all. The tradition sounds like a lie; more likely, Dan's family thought OP belonged on the Naughty List!
Story 7: At least she only pulled that stunt once.
Story 8: Revenge is a dish best served with rotten seafood.
Story 9: Oh, boo hoo. It was only 20 leaves.
Story 10: This is disgusting. We are decades overdue for a *world without* racism.
Story 11: Some parents *more than deserve* to lose their children, and this Karen was one of them.
Story 12: This is one reason beer festivals should be strictly "adults only". A Karen could mistake anything for on-site childcare.
Story 13: I've said it before and I'll say it again: it should be illegal to side with a Karen. *The victim is always right.*
Story 14: Only Karens should be kicked out of funerals.
Story 15: I remember when I had a paper route. It was nice being able to tell my rude neighbors, "No more papers for you until you pick up after your dog." In four years, I only had one person reply, "I don't have a dog. Go yell at [name] next door!"
Story 16: People who don't pick up after their dogs should have to pay for their neighbors' ruined shoes. (And hey, a nice HOA. This story is a welcome break from the usual stories about HOAs being Karen magnets.)
Story 17: This HOA Karen got what she deserved. Play stupid games, win stupider prizes!
Story 18: I remember being home alone a few times, after I outgrew camping trips sometime in my early teens. I didn't throw parties, though. (My mother was only willing to let me stay home *because* she knew I wasn't the party-throwing type.) Also, I hope OP *chose to stay home* rather than being forcibly left out. Otherwise, this sounds like favoritism toward the sister.
Story 19: I'm glad I've never had a neighbor as rude as that. These people are one reason there should be designated "bad neighbor" neighborhoods. Rude people deserve each other!
Story 20: You don't get to change your mind. That's not a bilateral agreement. Breaking your word should be instantly jailable.
Story 21: I don't think OP was being unreasonable. Whatever happened to "forgive and forget"?
A Fluff video on Christmas Eve?! Hell yeah
What a nice Christmas Eve surprise 😊
A beefy video to listen to as I wrap presents!!!
Thank you and Merry Christmas ❤🎄🤗
"a car in the driveway needs to be registered and insured"
wow, that's the stupidest law i've ever heard of.
Story 2 - This is why I don’t go into bars or drink.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Fluff and Stevo!
A lot of people don't know this, but the one-way valve on vehicle tires is called a Schrader Valve. The valve core is separate from the valve stem and replaceable. With a wrench you can get online or at your local auto supply store, it can be removed. A gentleman of my acquaintance was having similar problems with his neighbors. Instead of causing expensive damage to his neighbors' vehicle, he simply removed the cores from all four valve stems and put the valve caps back on. But since he isn't a thief, he put the valve cores in a little baggie which he taped to the windshield.
If I recall correctly, he also jacked up the back end of their rear wheel drive vehicle once, and placed a pre-cut block of wood under the differential. This left the rear tires maybe a quarter inch off the ground. Again, no damage, but the vehicle wasn't going anywhere. The neighbors assumed a transmission problem, and so had it towed to their mechanic. Who of course found nothing wrong.
Heard that story over 30 years ago. It was a long-running neighborhood feud, with the nasty neighbors being publicly loud, rude and obnoxious, and my friend going full Ninja under cover of darkness. Wish I remembered more details. I do remember that (according to his version) my friend managed to gaslight some of the good neighbors into believing that the bad neighbors were doing all this stuff themselves so they could play the victim, and offered the fact that no expensive damage was ever done as proof.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! 🎄🎁❤
Merry Christmas
Since when do you need an invitation to a funeral.
Maybe in case to keep out estranged family or disowned family members.
@@unamed2516 I'd argue that that's not so much an invite list as a "No entry" list.
This channel is seriously underrated. Thanks for all your great narration!
It's beyond amazing to me how many people simply do not know that New Mexico is a US State. It's quite a surprising number of people who were educated in the US who don't know this.
@@LMacNeill Also, New Mexico is in the same neighborhood as Arizona. I vuess they failed Geography in elementary school.
Yeah, and Vermont is in Canada. New Hampshire somewhere south of London, New York clearly in the North...
Twas the Darkfluff before Christmas and all through the house were the best stories told by our favorite sheep host
Merry Christmas Fluff. I wake up every morning to see if you have uploaded another collection of stories, best part of my morning. I am always disappointed on the days you don't upload but DarkFluff needs his rest I guess. Thanks for sharing the stories you have found through the year as they have become my morning routine, podcasts while working or cleaning, and even old episodes as background noise that I put on to revisit some older stories. I would love to know what your favourite story of the year is. I woke up this morning to a long Christmas episode, that was nice. Have a good holidays.
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you really need a member section, would join that shit in a heartbeat.
Story involving coal: "Thanks for showing me exactly how you feel about me and showing me how much respect you have for me. So I'm going to take all my Christmas presents, make a pile of them here in the living room, and USING THEM ACCORDING TO THEIR ORIGINAL INTENT."
That coal story: Let me get this straight. The family has a tradition of ganging up on new comers?
Why do we think the Karen one hour in looks like biddy named Mergatroid from out of the 1920s?
The HOA complaining about a trailer... I would totally have reported the abuse of their power, and how they were in violation themselves.
Merry Christmas DarkFluff. Thank you for uploading an hour and a quarter video which has really made my day. I'm all alone for Christmas as no one in my family really cares or gives a damn about me. At least I've got some entertainment in the Reddit stories you narrate, and will be watching some of your older ones later.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannakah, Happy Kwanzaa, Joyous Yule.
My youngest nephew tried to pull entitlement on me years ago. He tried to say I OWED him birthday presents and christmas presents for past years, because his mother (my sister) and our mom weren't talking to each other for those few years. And then, not too long ago, I was living with my sister and nephews in the basement (sharing a house), and the youngest nephew came into my room. I told him it was MY room, and he was like "we were here before you" (which they were, but obviously that wasn't the point). My mom told him that he didn't pay rent for that room, so he didn't have any say. He's a lot smarter and mature NOW.
Merry Christmas Fluff & Stevie boy this is my fourth Christmas with fluff thank you for making my bad days a little better, 4 years and still listening best story teller. Big fan.. Renee❤
Christmas coal, OP's fiance should have warned her about their "tradition".
Story #1: I'm sorry.. How can people, like OP, be auch HUGE doormats!? If I had an accident I would ignore any client, especially bad ones, and call in sick! Stop catering to bad people. Even if you are in some costumer service like hair styling you do NOT need to cater to every client! Especially if you have a good client base! Then you can choose who you want to serve and who not! Someone like this Karen you should drop after their second or third bad visit!
I get that sometimes you are not satisfied with your stylist or sth. But in my over 25 years of life and MULTIPLE visits to a hair stylist and at least SEVEN different types of coloured hair I NEVER had to tell my stylist to redo my hair!! They always managed to mix the colour exactly like I imagined it, and I never had to ask my stylist to cut my hair "better" when they finished it.
I always feel, that people who say it's wrong clearly explained it wrong and then blamed it on the stylist! Like, really? I already hat at least five different hair stylists in my life and they always did everything exactly like I wanted it! At one time I even had one apprentice do my hair and it was (not perfect) but they did a really good job (cutting and dying my hair)! People thaer complain mostly seem to be Karens!
People are usually raised that way from a young age, and undoing a lifetime of conditioning (which, if it never took hold in you, will be difficult for you to fully appreciate the invasiveness of in adult life) from your parents and teachers is really difficult.
@@electrowave114 I was raised to be helpful and polite. I'm a very kind person and I pride myself in doing my job as perfecly as I can and I like to be nice to everyone. But even I know, when I'm getting mocked or "Karened" and I do NOT put up with someone like this. I get, that it's very important in costumer service jobs to stay as professionell and kind as possible. But as soon as the costumer doesn't treat me like a fellow human but a "lesser servant" they can talk to the wall. Because I would not listen to them anymore.
Neither my parents, nor my teachers taught us to be doormats. They thought us to be kind, respectful and polite, as long as the person talking to you does the same. But well, that might be a cultural thing. Most Germans don't take sh 1 t from anyone. We are a very straight forward kind of people.
Wait a couple of weeks, then text your grandma and tell her you've been found guilty and they've sentenced you to life in prison, and since you're not allowed a cell phone in prison this is the last time you'll be able to contact her. Then block her, on everything.
The computer went to someone who APPRECIATED the gift, not to some greedy, entitled rich people.
Yess!!!!!!!MERRY CHRISTMAS FLUFF AND STEVE
Yea, the people I trust the least are: 1: anyone with a russian accent. 2: My brothers.
People may not crash funerals, but Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson crash weddings.
Thanks for the video Fluff. I hope you and your editor and any/everyone else who works on this channel have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. P.S. yes there are funeral crashers, they suck - I've read more then one report on them. P.P.S. The OP and friends were gamers - want to bet they wanted some extra cash to get games too?
story one, i cant believe there are people on this planet that are THAT much of a doormat. just tell them to screw off!!! i wouldn't have even called the client. NOT a priority!!
I just clicked on this and was not exepting a 1 hour video, at least I have something to listen to while cleaning the house, again
When you're a bouncer, or security for a bar, taphouse, or roadhouse, the enitial rule is, when somebody is rude to you, be nice, when they get violent, that's the time to get physical, "I want you to be nice, until it's time, not to be nice"
a full hour of fluff for the holidays! nice
Merry Christmas everyone from Rhode Island 🎅🤶🎅🤶🎅🤶
21:19 Definitely NTA! That family is a huge red flag! 🚩
This relationship won’t do good to you.
27:39 Most cars have the air intake for the vents, located near the gap between the hood and the windshield, where the windshield wipers are located. If you put small fish in that gap and actually put them through the slots in the plastic, they‘ll have the smell and they probably will take some time to find the cause of it.
Wedding Crashers 2: Funeral Crashers