Bill Burr - What Separates Me From Psychos

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  • #BillBurr on his intrusive thoughts, how much he hates street fairs, and why he thinks we should stop neutering our dogs.
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  • @yourdailydoseofnegativity189
    @yourdailydoseofnegativity189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5313

    I'm convinced Bill Burr isn't actually a comedian, he just can't afford a therapist 😂😂😂😂😂 love Bill!

    • @samdobie6748
      @samdobie6748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Bill Burr is loaded

    • @pyetrezavodchikov911
      @pyetrezavodchikov911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      lol but that is the best comedy XD

    • @allenmcdonald1878
      @allenmcdonald1878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@samdobie6748 still isn't enough to pay THAT big of a bill

    • @maxdublas
      @maxdublas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He can afford them, i think he just doesn't believe in them or that they will help him at all.....LOL

    • @goatsinker347
      @goatsinker347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i was thinking that the whole time

  • @t_c5266
    @t_c5266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4152

    "no indication he even tried to stop" XD

  • @littlemitchy1
    @littlemitchy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    “Did I go to high school with this guy? Why would he do that, muffins are a happy food?!?” 😂😂😂

    • @haroldbrown6630
      @haroldbrown6630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Such a great line

    • @salurafi
      @salurafi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah it is funny AF, his woman voice, had me dying 🤣

  • @wombat6
    @wombat6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "if they were nice, they'd be in a store" this whole bit is fire lmao

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14940

    That steering wheel bit is genius.

    • @Sean-mc4iq
      @Sean-mc4iq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      nice spin on Jim Carrey's moving car into on coming traffic bit.

    • @232_altondrive
      @232_altondrive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I swear ive been trying to find this bit for years, cant believe it was bill burr

    • @user-eg4ym7gl4y
      @user-eg4ym7gl4y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Genius b/c it was both funny and foreshadowing (mass shooters/terrorists looking for fame).

    • @user-eg4ym7gl4y
      @user-eg4ym7gl4y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Mike Hunt there were but not as frequent. Don't get it twisted Mikey.

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      i drive in metro NJ i contemplate mass murder regularly

  • @rickmatsokotere2251
    @rickmatsokotere2251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9030

    Anyone else on a Bill Burr binge!

    • @danb8606
      @danb8606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Rick Matsokotere always

    • @benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK
      @benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes sir
      Every chance I get 👏🏿👏🏿

    • @ES-di2kz
      @ES-di2kz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am!!!

    • @c7042
      @c7042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm there!

    • @shannancarlock
      @shannancarlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bounce between Bill Burr and Ralphie May constantly!!

  • @bojed
    @bojed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3303

    Ladies, if you ever find your men laughing maniacally all by himself, trust me, it will only be funny if you don't ask him why.

    • @UrbanaticLemonade
      @UrbanaticLemonade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      women dont have that kinda of imgination

    • @emilyklos8702
      @emilyklos8702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      My boyfriend is currently the sane one in the relationship actually. But yeah, I wish more of my friends had this sense of humor.

    • @divinemusa7544
      @divinemusa7544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      not gonna lie. I had a smililar situation and just started laughing in the middle of a test in class and everyone looked at me like I was crazy

    • @adnanshahriar4435
      @adnanshahriar4435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Most men's 'crazy' ideas aren't funny anyway, especially not remotely close to Bill Burr's. If your joke doesn't get appreciated, it's probably not because people are too civilised for your humour, it's more likely that it isn't actually funny

    • @travolta4687
      @travolta4687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      THIS is my sense of humor, random physical comedy that makes no sense to normal people, ah but my youth is gone, time to grow up and work myself to death 👍

  • @DavidLoveOfficial
    @DavidLoveOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Saw him live and I can't even explain how hard I was laughing. Incredible.

    • @harry4
      @harry4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A lady was complaining to a stocker putting up bread, " No wonder l find mashed bread." The soon to be legend just starts punching a loaf calmly as he responds, "That's right lady." I wonder if he felt like it was worth it.

  • @Graemedico
    @Graemedico 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7866

    love bills woman's voice. .cracks me up.!!

    • @PlanetRockJesus
      @PlanetRockJesus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I know. I totally love it when he goes into the girlfriend's voice.

    • @ebz3001
      @ebz3001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      i liked the Cop voice. notice it was the only Southern Accent?

    • @uncopino
      @uncopino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      THAT ENGLISH BLOKE “you could come to the cookout, you could make that potato salad you made last year, it was a hit”

    • @baseballer21and0
      @baseballer21and0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      watch f is for family

    • @ridleymcnamara2273
      @ridleymcnamara2273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Stahp ur hurting my neck" haha

  • @hemmojito
    @hemmojito 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4189

    that steering wheel bit cracks me up more than I am ready to admit.

    • @nickknife9681
      @nickknife9681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not only it cracks me up, I identify with the bit xD

    • @curedtheaddict1461
      @curedtheaddict1461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Found the functioning psycho

    • @stoybenxi7395
      @stoybenxi7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2020 has made us all functional psychos

    • @jahbrae
      @jahbrae 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude same

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no indication ...

  • @amberclingan8285
    @amberclingan8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "It seems like a waste of pastry!"
    DEAD

  • @wyleong4326
    @wyleong4326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    We may have lost George Carlin, but man, lockdown would’ve been freaking hard without Bill Burr.

    • @MrPAULONEAL
      @MrPAULONEAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can still watch George on TH-cam...

    • @denmc7028
      @denmc7028 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You was" locked down " as a prisoner . I wasn't !

    • @myy1008
      @myy1008 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrPAULONEAL You're an idiot.

  • @SSF1919
    @SSF1919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4069

    Love it when he mimics girlfriend and other people voices.

    • @crummdog8125
      @crummdog8125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Oh it’s pesto 😂😂😂

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂👏😃😁

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No it's asparagus

    • @jiyesong8515
      @jiyesong8515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nia is mad

    • @FischerFilmStudio
      @FischerFilmStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s like Dave Chappelle’s white guy voice.

  • @philipcallado5693
    @philipcallado5693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3908

    One of the top 5 working comedians in the world.

    • @cp6u1389
      @cp6u1389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      top 5 eva?

    • @philipcallado5693
      @philipcallado5693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      cp6u1389 not quite. Carlin, Pryor, Rock, Murphy, and Cosby are icons. Probably top 10.

    • @JumpinJAKEFlash
      @JumpinJAKEFlash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Philip Callado absolutely! Burr is hilarious!

    • @kxv210
      @kxv210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Philip Callado
      Pryor? Who?

    • @warhamster07
      @warhamster07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@philipcallado5693 active my friend he is on the top 3.

  • @turtlewizard4204
    @turtlewizard4204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "He's mushing the muffins!"

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I'm on it"

  • @chadchumbleysr7503
    @chadchumbleysr7503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Never breaking eye contact while assaulting muffins omg lol

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3301

    He is too good for this gig.

  • @cartoonjunkie7411
    @cartoonjunkie7411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    The "muffin" bit let me know I am not alone in the universe this is how I think.

    • @KikisCreations
      @KikisCreations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here. Lol my thoughts every day

    • @romesrepublic
      @romesrepublic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Welcome to the club.

    • @Cora.T
      @Cora.T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly besides the issue of it not being nice to the lady ( to put it lightly) and a waste of pastry, I have an issue with the fact that your hand would get all dirty and being in public you couldn't wash it

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahh kindred souls

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't understand it? Why would you want to smash the muffins?

  • @shmavster4209
    @shmavster4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Bill Burr is the most lovable Nihalist on the face of the Earth

    • @juliusraben3526
      @juliusraben3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hate to be the PanzerSturmGruppe of grammar, but eh, its nihilist

    • @asrieldreemurr6209
      @asrieldreemurr6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@juliusraben3526 not to mention he's not really a nihilist lmao

    • @hansruedi982
      @hansruedi982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's no "h" in Nia.

  • @sabaiftkhar4270
    @sabaiftkhar4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I binge watch Bill like every two three years and his jokes are funny every single time 😂

    • @12000gp
      @12000gp ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You’re due another round

    • @bransonlewis4678
      @bransonlewis4678 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​almost overdue now

    • @Saba_in_Australia
      @Saba_in_Australia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Haha I watched a couple of specials so I am good :) I forgot about this comment though, a very nice reminder 😜

    • @Saba_in_Australia
      @Saba_in_Australia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And I replied with the wrong account so :D

  • @poopiepantsmcgee456
    @poopiepantsmcgee456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "Hey lady! Are these your muffins?" 😂😂😂

  • @lonewanderer3603
    @lonewanderer3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    "People with no teeth making keychains."
    Portland Saturday Market...

    • @sammierose1150
      @sammierose1150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LoneWanderer360 omg I was waiting for someone to say this! I live in Portland, and can concur ... yes, sadly this is true 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @lonewanderer3603
      @lonewanderer3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sammierose1150 Used to live there. Couldn't take it anymore and moved north. Used to love it, but downtown is a real toilet now. Sometimes I have to go there to work. It's really sad. Used to be a fun, beautiful city.

    • @westxlcr
      @westxlcr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also concur.

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude totally! Lol. I still live here but it's such a shame what's become of it.

    • @Ssssssnakeisone
      @Ssssssnakeisone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One more from PDX (15 years) here to confirm that yes, it has become a gold-plated dumpster fire.

  • @yb3604
    @yb3604 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    that muffin bit was like a tummy workout 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bill is the best

  • @pierrewillful
    @pierrewillful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    (He's smashing muffins and starrring)
    Woman: Did we go to high school together?? 😂😂

  • @lassebauer
    @lassebauer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    “People with no teeth making keychains.” I feel ya😂

  • @justinperrin9503
    @justinperrin9503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    No indication he even tried to stop😂😂😂😂😂

  • @risksikrikak903
    @risksikrikak903 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bill Burr is one of a kind in a world of comedians I love him.He is my favorite one out there.

  • @rotntv
    @rotntv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He is a madman. The New George Carlin. I love this guy

    • @Z4J3B4NT
      @Z4J3B4NT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      George was a philosopher... Bill is great, but I don't think we'll get another George soon. And George was much much angrier in his later years. He never hid his misanthropy and he was the most articulate man I've ever seen.

  • @sama723
    @sama723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2724

    This guy is a very underrated comedy living legend. Awesome performance as ever.

    • @Hoelstadt
      @Hoelstadt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      +sama723 Bill Burr is performing at Madison Square Garden.

    • @Rukimix
      @Rukimix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      +sama723 how is he underrated, by whom?

    • @angelchinchilla7512
      @angelchinchilla7512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      +Victor Leal well if you look at who's the most popular comedians (Kevin hart) I'd say bill is so underrated

    • @Rukimix
      @Rukimix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      nah he's rated just as high if not higher than Kevin Hart

    • @SocietyUnplugged
      @SocietyUnplugged 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Burr is performing world wide, how can he be underrated? Seinfeld, Murphy, Hart and many others needed hollywood (an acting career) to make them globally famous. Burr is famous by his standup shows alone, the highest achievement as an comedian.

  • @MetalMama-Mimi523
    @MetalMama-Mimi523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    It's always refreshing to know you're not the only one who has psycho thoughts that you laugh at to yourself. Thankfully, I have a few select friends who share in my warped sense of humor that I can let loose on and not only will I not be judged, but will have someone to laugh with me.

    • @sacr3
      @sacr3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nearly everyone does, my friends did, I did, everyone does at some point in their life.
      It's just you have to find the right group of friends to be able to express those morbid thoughts and all laugh about it because some people have this thought that it's terrible, but it's normal.

    • @mojcamalina4487
      @mojcamalina4487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The thing is, most people don't realise that we are fragmented beings, we have multiple personalities, some good, some bad. You use a certain personality with certain people, not every interraction is the same with everybody.

    • @jangtheconqueror
      @jangtheconqueror ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get them ALL THE TIME and I wonder what the heck is wrong with me lol but good to know that all I have to do to not be a real psycho is not do whatever I'm thinking of

    • @dividedstatesofamerica2520
      @dividedstatesofamerica2520 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sacr3 I don't laugh at shit.

    • @dividedstatesofamerica2520
      @dividedstatesofamerica2520 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mojcamalina4487 You're just an idiot.

  • @anthonymartinezii1830
    @anthonymartinezii1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how to this day Bill does the same gesture while pretending to drive. Concistent comedy that never gets old!

  • @lgrw1324
    @lgrw1324 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is my absolute favorite Bill Burr video, the steering wheel bit is hilarious, and then he follows that with the muffins, truly one of the GOATs...

  • @SpiraResident72017
    @SpiraResident72017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    "Maybe you can bring that potato salad you brought last year, it was such a big hit."

    • @LittleMissHoop
      @LittleMissHoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Omg I died!

    • @srgsnz62
      @srgsnz62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @TheSoulBlossom
      @TheSoulBlossom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah we heard what he said.

    • @rodneyb7513
      @rodneyb7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheSoulBlossom killjoy

    • @u.a1952
      @u.a1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rodneyb7513 there’s always one of them 😂

  • @eddielaur
    @eddielaur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    That turning the wheel bit was awesome. Unique, well executed and sadly yes relatable. Bill Burr is such a great comedian

  • @tarjeiaustadigland8827
    @tarjeiaustadigland8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bill Burr is one of the most underrated comedians ever.

  • @starkestal
    @starkestal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bill's returning my faith in the human race with every word that comes out of his mouth - He puts the A in Art.

  • @HACKEDDforever
    @HACKEDDforever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Does anyone else relate to the punching muffins bit on a deeper level

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I dunno, I'd probably eat them.

    • @charlespeterson5719
      @charlespeterson5719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah buy id smash the jewelry lol

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did, but it also makes me think of street fairs in NYC, where there are generally cops everywhere. So the NYPD is what would happen I did that lmao

    • @dwnwa1872
      @dwnwa1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SRosenberg203 same thing in LA, there's literally two booths with over 10 cops around the tent -- getting called from this street to that street lol. The last time I went to a street fair, gunshots were popping off not 3 minutes after walking down the street and everybody started running towards the gunshots 💥😂😂 a couple fights broke out after that between random people, gang beef in the alley, kids smoking weed in the alleys too and hitting waxpens in the lines.. and it's funny cuhz there's so many different hoods and crews , the police never end up catching the local homies

    • @symphantic4552
      @symphantic4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the muffins bit gave me the best laugh since COVID started

  • @chrisnorris2076
    @chrisnorris2076 8 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "Punching the muffin" sounds like a euphemism for sex.

    • @jeffrodgers1117
      @jeffrodgers1117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm using that next time

    • @ap-mm6lp
      @ap-mm6lp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for this Chris Norris

    • @armchaircritic8329
      @armchaircritic8329 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Norris L😂L

    • @Clay_enjoyer
      @Clay_enjoyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a term for beating your meat.

    • @kourii
      @kourii 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Chris Norris it is now

  • @ravirajprajapati9951
    @ravirajprajapati9951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Deep down we know Bill is probably writing a joke about corona with "its actually good for our planet." in it.

    • @michaelmeurer5801
      @michaelmeurer5801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Laughing out loud is the perfect remedy while sitting out this virus!

    • @Pilottim1979
      @Pilottim1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Look up his “pro swine flu” bit

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because it is

    • @kevlarkittens
      @kevlarkittens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fuckin cruise ships lmao

    • @Dolly.956.
      @Dolly.956. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly what we need for our over population issue 😂😂😂

  • @rainman9750
    @rainman9750 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Once I walked into a gas station, the clerk wasn’t behind the counter they were in the back and I had the urge to scream “Everybody be cool this is a robbery!” then they came out front and asked me what I was laughing about…

    • @nonameman7114
      @nonameman7114 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you reply with “you wouldn’t get it”?

  • @Cheyne666Stoking
    @Cheyne666Stoking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "i gotta learn to let stuff go"... oh bill how i feels ya

  • @b1elal
    @b1elal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    My favourite comedian.

  • @thomasmount3530
    @thomasmount3530 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I saw this skit ONCE ten years ago and it comes back to me so often, like a really deep scene in a movie or something. Bill is the goat.

  • @PotentialAutist42069
    @PotentialAutist42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is possibly the best Bill Burr bit ever. the steering wheel bit and the muffin smushing bit.

  • @buckfuddy489
    @buckfuddy489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Any time I go to an outdoor event, I can't even walk by a table of baked goods without crackin TF UP!!!

    • @voraciouschild9226
      @voraciouschild9226 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😆😆😆😆

  • @yadjazz1
    @yadjazz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    For me there is no comedian like Bill Burr. The best ever.

  • @erinwalter132
    @erinwalter132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Praying for lightning."
    I'm done! LOL!

  • @LuisHernandez-sf5hf
    @LuisHernandez-sf5hf ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bill has one of the greatest look of life 😂
    We are all experiencing the same things at the same time

  • @yokoharumi2010
    @yokoharumi2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I’m going to get some air even though we’re outside 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      like an idiot i tried to explain..

  • @Stammer6
    @Stammer6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I'm so glad I was able to find this. I just typed "comedian steering wheel" into TH-cam and it found this for me. One of my favourite stand-up moments of all time

    • @gustinm
      @gustinm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this comment cracks me up more than bill steering wheel bit

    • @shamicentertainment1262
      @shamicentertainment1262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Celestial Mud because of bill burrs part about the steering wheel? I'm assuming this guy watched this before, forgot the name of the guy and only remembered the steering wheel part, so he types in " COMEDIAN STEERING WHEEL..SEARCH". Makes sense to me.

  • @legendarycat2457
    @legendarycat2457 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I do that around my friends, just laughing randomly with no thought. They sit by me questioning why I'm laughing and why they're with me. I'm over here laughing at a crazy thought of doing something insane.

  • @yup3675
    @yup3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He's one of the best ever. I still remember his bits on Chappelle's Show.

  • @sense7074
    @sense7074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Some people make me smile because I get the joke, bill burr makes me roll out of my seat laughing.

  • @myballshurt3546
    @myballshurt3546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Please god, don’t let this man leave the server.

    • @DonBienveRosario15
      @DonBienveRosario15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im really confuse about your comment

    • @FunkkyPanda69
      @FunkkyPanda69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In other words, he doesn’t want him to leave this crazy computer simulation.. I mean life.

    • @wilhelmdietz4023
      @wilhelmdietz4023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's gonna be accused of sexual harrassment, just like our dear friend Louis, trust me..I mean, I hope not, but he probably will..

  • @iasonasedits2682
    @iasonasedits2682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I loved the muffin bit LMAO

  • @yullenlover1000
    @yullenlover1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I’m probably a functioning psycho lol.
    Actually, probably every person is a functioning psycho.

    • @CorezNutz
      @CorezNutz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plop nu hi hi.l.p.]...mmhmmm

    • @GearWukong
      @GearWukong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah, until they're not...

    • @abcezas
      @abcezas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instinct vs higher functioning is all

    • @SuperBlackopsboy99
      @SuperBlackopsboy99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @me and me The term for this is Call of the void I believe

    • @alexapadilla2928
      @alexapadilla2928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's called having intrusive thoughts. It's very normal, everyone experiences it

  • @skipperpippins7538
    @skipperpippins7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love the hand gesture when he's talking about finding more fresh air outside lol

  • @petercampbell183
    @petercampbell183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Listening to Bill is a safety valve to let off the steam in a controlled environment. He keeps me sane!

  • @jkornj2011
    @jkornj2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Middle of the pandemic time doing laundry and just watching Bill explaining his psychotics thoughts 🤣 it helps ease the pain we are going through now.

  • @ayanah_99
    @ayanah_99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The mere imagination of Bill Burr's female voice makes me laugh uncontrollably. I swear to God sometimes I be making some tea and remember his facial reactions and female voice and end up cracking up.
    It's a whole level of comedy. His jokes are sick! But the way he mimics females kills you. 🤣🤣

    • @lukeulibarri3924
      @lukeulibarri3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please don't take the Lords name in vain

    • @pricklycats
      @pricklycats 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lukeulibarri3924god damn

    • @sidvyas8549
      @sidvyas8549 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lukeulibarri3924to be fair, if he does tell, swear to, God, whichever in the human pantheon that he chooses to communion with, that he does find Bill Burr knee slapping hilarious, that’s between him and God. It’s certainly not in vain, merely a healthy appreciation for all that which God has ostensibly caused if not created no?

  • @roadking0073
    @roadking0073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bill Burr is pretty much my brain out loud. Thank Gawd. I'm not imagining things.

  • @danseabreeze1404
    @danseabreeze1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 05:25 he's got the feminine voice perfected! LOL...

  • @samuelodonoughoe1091
    @samuelodonoughoe1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Every day bill....every day...keeping that wheel in a straight line is so hard...

    • @joshythehand2960
      @joshythehand2960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like this bit because of the end... because in 1998 I swear I was in downtown phx at night.. got off work. A frikken pack of pitbull chased me about 2 city blocks until I got to a car that I climbed on.. and that's why I started going to the gym lolom. Because they almost caught me.. 6 of them lol

  • @nathanrodriguez7943
    @nathanrodriguez7943 9 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Nice, A Bill Burr I can take home to my parents.

  • @Nomorehats
    @Nomorehats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Bill Burr is great. Underappreciated

  • @Yoyoyok0
    @Yoyoyok0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love this one

  • @theminingassassin16
    @theminingassassin16 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bill Burr is the most relatable comedian for me.

  • @tiffanymcgregor2409
    @tiffanymcgregor2409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Did they say that we could do that? It just seems like a waste of pastry!" 😅

  • @lecousinmachin
    @lecousinmachin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bill is the best.

  • @ydiotboi
    @ydiotboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that switch between characters with the wheel... amazing!

  • @cruzinezy1968
    @cruzinezy1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This man restores my faith in the human race on a daily basis

  • @christianm.5481
    @christianm.5481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Bill is one of my favorite comedians because I’m a functioning psycho as well. 😋

    • @Tufarock
      @Tufarock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We're all just functioning psychos really

  • @thebrain9384
    @thebrain9384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Bill Burr is great. I hope he can come up with new material and an hour or longer special. I love all his material, but the one that comes to mind is his "amping up" of his psycho pitbull. Great. And the defibrillator punch, funny.

    • @TehBloodyYank556
      @TehBloodyYank556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the brain I saw him in Nashville not long ago where he taped a special. you won't be disappointed

    • @paulagomezcarrillo7900
      @paulagomezcarrillo7900 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yayy such good news man

    • @thegrouche5051
      @thegrouche5051 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey, the brain, remember that time you gave stand up a shot yourself?

    • @gray_gogy
      @gray_gogy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His helicopter story is the best

    • @anonimmm9816
      @anonimmm9816 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Late but hey, lotion.

  • @aweeklate
    @aweeklate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Classic bit. Genius.

  • @jaybouchard5997
    @jaybouchard5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    one of my favorite bits from my man Bill Burr. I love this guy

  • @iamsancho443
    @iamsancho443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    I believe Bill has given white dude some sense of clarity and prevented some suicides. He did for me.

    • @user-eg4ym7gl4y
      @user-eg4ym7gl4y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That's awesome brother! The world is yours.

    • @user-eg4ym7gl4y
      @user-eg4ym7gl4y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Agent J ? lol

    • @chima6291
      @chima6291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His joke is for men in middle age crisos

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great!

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm happy for ya, champ. Honestly

  • @RacerM2010
    @RacerM2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bill burr is the funniest man on earth. Whenever I have a bad day he can always help me cause I can’t stop lmao

  • @leaveitorsinkit242
    @leaveitorsinkit242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You know Amy’s going to be there. She’s still asking for you. You should ask her out.” 😂😂😂

  • @TheRampagingGallowglass75
    @TheRampagingGallowglass75 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perhaps The Greatest Comedian of our time!

  • @andrewgoode7640
    @andrewgoode7640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I love Benedict Cumberbatch but Bill should have voiced the grinch😂😂😂

  • @Michaelkaydee
    @Michaelkaydee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bill is just so great ... that steering wheel bit! 😂

  • @bluecollartoker5688
    @bluecollartoker5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the best comedians ever.... He's so underrated.

  • @brutallyremastered4255
    @brutallyremastered4255 ปีที่แล้ว

    “it sucks and it’s going to take all Saturday” ha ha, perfect.

  • @alexv032
    @alexv032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Bill jokes about the wild dogs thing. He doesn’t realize that he is literally describing the pine ridge reservation in SD😂

  • @timothybaron9201
    @timothybaron9201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    his appearances on talk shows are hilarious his opinions are super funny and relatable

  • @johnpatterson6448
    @johnpatterson6448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love his facial expressions and voices.

  • @mattw6399
    @mattw6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I sometimes get random and excessively violent thoughts, although everyone tells me how nice I am, and I'm like you've never spent time in my head.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. It's wild

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      >breathes

  • @maureenwagg5305
    @maureenwagg5305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have these thoughts sometimes. Anyone who says they don't is LYING. Lying. Things piss me off for no reason, but, I don't act on my thoughts. That's what separates me from the real psychos. lol

  • @nicocrestmere9688
    @nicocrestmere9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bill Burr is one of the few people that can actually make me lol.

  • @gregwillett2710
    @gregwillett2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dark...and also BRILLIANT

  • @gavinmitchell1328
    @gavinmitchell1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the greatest bits ever

  • @Mixu.
    @Mixu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Burr always gets me belly laughing. Ahh, that's a good workout

  • @Groovestonenz
    @Groovestonenz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love Bill Burr, not only is he a great comedian, but a decent actor too, especially when he's basically playing himself (I'm looking at you, Mando).

  • @ChrisbeFoSerious
    @ChrisbeFoSerious 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favorite bits of all time!

  • @aryatarasnet
    @aryatarasnet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “No indication that he even tried to stop!” Hilarious

  • @justinwatson6932
    @justinwatson6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have been watching so much Bill Burr that I forget other comedians even exist lol

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "why do i go out with you" ? 🤣🤣😃👏

  • @Laura-ju9nt
    @Laura-ju9nt ปีที่แล้ว

    I JUST LOVE this man

  • @greghughes6453
    @greghughes6453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad this was in my reccomendations

  • @beady0081
    @beady0081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The muffin bit had me laughing out loud! The bit about maintaining eye contact the whole time just killed me! I think about shit like this all the time