Bill Burr - Motel Rooms And First Ladies
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- #BillBurr shares his opinion on over-involved first ladies, tries to predict the 2016 presidential election, and then explains why staying at motels is a health risk.
Bill Burr stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2014.
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I love how ol' Billy blue balls doubles down on his jokes. No one laughs so he just goes harder. He's a hero
yea, that he does, he's not connected to the response or expectations of the public
@@9some I'd argue he's very connected to the audience. He knows what is and isn't socially acceptable to laugh and feeds off of the ridiculousness of their silence. It ends up building the pressure of the joke higher and higher, and once he eases off people are dying to laugh.
DrDeadlifts exactly because in the end no matter what our views are in life, all humans can connect no matter their differences and I believe comedy does that well. It allows everyone to understand eachother and that’s why I think Bill Burr is one of the best comedians ever not to mention he’s in my top 3 comedians.
Is this calum
DrDeadlifts you are a podcast fan eh :)
Greatest transition in the history of comedy "gotta start slitting some throats ... I'm staying in a hotel"
yea that one had me dead asf
That was an absolutely epic save!
I actually liked the First Lady bit, but you tell the crowd really wasn't getting it. He tried an experimental bit with the whole "slitting throats" thing, but they didn't get that either.
When he jumped straight from that to the tired old "slice of my life" comedy starter bit, something about his mannerism, "So . . . I'm staying in a hotel" . . . I just lost it.
Epic.
EMPHASIS ON IN THE HISTORY
*Crowd claps*
Oh i thought he was implying hed be easy to attack after the show for saying this type of stuff if the government/listeners didnt like his joke abt slitting throats 😅😂😅
Man he left no one alone, he even roasted ghosts lmao 😂
Genius!
bill is ruthless lmaooo
Ghosts are real though
Well the ghosts are still voting for democrats so they aren't innocent
Maybe Tom Brady some day will tell us about a ghost in the huddle.
"I'm uh... I'm sick of Obama's wife."
Just flat out like that. Had me in multiple stitches.
Obama’s wife had a dick
@@saltysquatch1510 I know right,I seen you slobbing on it😂😂😂
@@saltysquatch1510 One more than you. Jealous?
Plus she'a horrible public speaker and a total narcissist!
@@johnandrew1727 she is a excellent speaker.
Dude is savage abroad. He talks in a room full of people as if he's talking to one person.
takes practice and true. straight beast.
All good comedians do that.
Best comedian in the world 🌎
True
He’s one of a kind
I love how he shut up that heckler as soon as she started lol
The sign of a great comedian
"Shes still gonna win." Best joke of the whole set.
Holy shit dude, you fuckin killed her
/r/therewasanattempt
@@sibire8284 You're not on reddit.
@@johnsmith-lf6pc fuck reddit
Several million votes from illegals in California doesn't really count towards the popular vote.
I love that look on Bill's face when the crowd doesn't laugh. The look where he's thinking, Ok these people don't get it, so I'm going to give them that much more! He never softens his comedy just to get a laugh.
David Poole I LOVE it. He just keeps going until he basically convinces them to chill the fuck out and agree with him LMAOOOO
Canadians are sensitive, it shouldn't be that surprising
Zawa Games what are you talking about?😂 Americans are the sensitive ones
Canadians are notoriously huge pussies, but okay
Zawa Games ever see hockey bruv your football players wouldn’t stand a chance anyone can run throw or catch a ball
"I'm staying in a hotel, everybody" is the best segue I've ever heard
Love how he didn't give in to the audience. They were giving him nothing and he still went with "Nothin' is gonna change until someones got the balls... to start a group... go over the wall of one of these gated communities and ya start slittin' some throats." One of the greatest comedians of all time.
To be fair, it's not his best performance of this routine though. He has better delivery on Night of Too Many Stars.
Very true, I agree.
The ghost in the basement/attic piece was good. The rest of the material just didn't 'pack a punch' with the delivery. He's still one of the best. Bill is like a combination of Denis Leary and Lewis Black.👍
Bill Burr pitched The Purge
Raymond C Bill Burr gives no shits.
I look forward to when Bill is 70 years old. He's almost got no filter left at all. By then, it will be shredded down to nothing. Brutally and refreshingly honest.
Try his Monday morning podcast. It's free and amazing
Yep, just like Carlin. He got way better as he got older. 1992s New York special was when he hit his stride. His gray hair was in and he was letting 'em have it.
He's actually become a little neutered since he got married. Bill used to be pure savage. He's more PC these days. His cup of white guilt has over flowed as well. I want old Bill Burr back.
@@soldierforchrist2017: Wife and daughter, double-dose of broads in the house. I hadn't kept up that much on him recently but I got that impression he might be settling down a little now with age. I hope he'll come back even spicier and more pungent than ever. As long as he dont transform into Don Rickles in the next 10-20 yrs 😏
Holly shit!!! hope he make it!!
The smirk on his face at 5:05 knowing how uncomfortable he’s making people but he simply does not give a fuck. Absolutely beautiful.
Tough crowd, classic Bill Burr was killing it lol. Think they took his jokes too seriously. 😂😂
I was in that cround few years ago, people laughed, its just that political comedy isnt really our thing and we had no idea about half the people he was naming. Imagine a canadian stand up comedian going in California name dropping canadian politician. It wouldnt be that funny
His jokes we're about serious subjects
@Anna Mozatee We kinda know the big lines, but people in Quebec mostly don't care about US politics.
Lou-Jay Bono people in Quebec barely care about Canadian politics /s
Anna Mozatee To be honest i have no idea who they are i just know i have heard their name before but i dont even know what they do in life or anything about them. Not everyone cares about US and definitely not people in Québec. Thats just how it is
"It's kinda early to be trimming the hedges?" 😂
Gold pure solid gold!
Trying to scare some accountant into solving my murder! Bill just keeps dropping gems.
Read this as he said it, made it even better
Muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh muh
The balls on this guy, going to Canada and opening with American politics.
seriously, people saying the audience sucks but his set just wasn't relevant.
also, this set is well known...so old american politics...thats just lazy
@@TNM001 It's over 5 years old, it was relevant at the time 😑.
@@Shmoove It was in Montreal. It's all stuff we hear about on the radio or on tv. In terms of information, we've got some of the best sources in the world, as objective and as diverse as humanly possible, unlike in the US 💀…
Bill is the best comedian alive today. No hesitation. Never holds back. Says what is needed to be said. And he's always spot on.
Norm Macdonald for my dollar
Dave Chappelle
Who is Dave Chappell?
@@skatkat5029 exactly what I thought😂
He is the mirror of society we all need
“You’re gonna nod that head” 😂😂😂😂
I seriously just lost it just now seeing that LOL
*Dude that "weird noise" joke is so good and also underrated. This joke becomes 10x more funnier when you imagine it. Men actually talk about being brave and ready to have a fight but in reality, no human being is designed to take on a fight and be dominant in that unexpected brutal fight. Bill burr is completely correct, if a guy with a chainsaw or a gun unexpectedly enters your room, your first reaction would be shock, then seeing the weapon gives more shock, and by the time brain starts processing it and the adrenaline starts pumping in for a fight or flight, the killer attacks and it's game over in a single blow. A well written and a well thought joke, bill is the G.O.A.T.*
I love Bill's comedy because he doesn't even require the audience to laugh, he just says his shit anyway.
I mean what else is he going to do leave?
That was a smooth transition from first ladies to hotels : )
Lol ikr?
I thought for a moment he was comparing the crowd to a hotel silence, or something... lol
Is that sarcastic? Was awkward to me
@@jameshightower8875 it was. Bill saw that the crowd is boring AF and dead inside.
JGui Bingo🎯
If he wasn't a comedian he'd be leading a revolution. Maybe in a parallel universe.
I can see him being the next George Carlin
He’s be supreme dictator of the free world
Dude that is a movie I would want to see or better yet live!
Javisst. Bill Burr for President. He is a better choice than the two bozos on the 2020 ticket.
Yeah, a parallel universe called “5 years from now.”
I love how he starts by shitting on the crowd hahahaha God, I love him
Women are horrified and he don't care at all- i love it !!!
One of the funniest sets , crowd is scared to laugh...
Because theyre sitting next to their gf's wives etc lol
Just for laughs crowds are all crap...
American politics jokes in canada. Nobody cares
Personally i think this was not his best delivery of this specific bit though.
idk man, the takes on the first ladies was true that they're unqualified, but the whole thing about telling them to shut up is a bad take.
I LOVE IT. So controversial yet speaking the truth with humor. He’s a G.O.A.T
anti PC jokes. Have to give this man credit for never caving in to the public pressure.
Factually incorrect jokes aren't genius or worthy of praise at all
.. and according to some liberals, he's a right winger. I guess that's how someone is perceived when s/he jabs both "sides".
What's factually incorrect there though?
@fiction0711
All of it
I think it's less about the public pressure and more about the jokes not being that funny.
I love finding random bits from Bill i've never heard before
Same the motel bits murdered me
The fact that bill was still able to pull this off in front of a Canadian audience is pretty impressive
@ 4:40
"Not just random throats! The right throats!"
I found Bill's campaign slogan
"Slit the right throats"
Didn't know bill was so revolutionary.
He didn't mean that as right\left
I've been a podcast fan of his for a long time, the dude is intense but at the same time smart in a twisted REAL life kind of way
Or truthfull
@@MonteyCarlo92081 can you share which ones if you remember any by memory
@@BobBob-we3wr ... so you're saying that murdering capitalists (bankers) isn't some radical left schtick ?
Maybe he's right wing on other issues, or neutral, but not on that.
“Should Tom Brady’s wife be the next quarterback of the Rams?”
Possibly Bill’s most underrated joke
When he grabbed the mic stand and rocked the mic holder up and down sayin thats how bush kept his wife in line. priceless.
That part KILLED me 😂😂
Great set. Awful crowd.
MGTOW Radio absolutely. They pay to see him knowing what content they’re going to hear. But for you, somehow, they are all pussified pc snowflakes. If they had a problem with the jokes they wouldn’t have fucking been there.
Yeah these days crowds are little cupcake people. Jokes these days have to be 30% humor and 70% intelligent. People don't have a sense of humor no more. Why cause it's the cute thing to do. Everyone is too busy trying to impress eachother they forgot how to laugh. This world is becoming very miserable and mundane. And for some reason it's considered cute. I mean hell, this is why i don't fuck with people. I stay to myself and get silly alone. Fuck people. I'll have a good time by myself. And all these intellectual norms always ask me why you always talk to yourself and suddenly laugh out of nowhere? Well i talk to myself because all you people are miserable shits. And did it ever occur to you that i just might be thinking of something funny? Got damn these fucking people!
Feel better now. Just got out a little steam there. Rant complete...
i will never really get why you americans think that the lone circumstance of not being laughing at literally _everything_ is actually a bad thing. why should i laugh at nonsense? to perpetuate false presumptions? that's the straight pathway to sheer ignorance. but well... on the other hand, that explains much... :P
@@Melethrion Do you realize you just commented that you shouldn't laugh under a stand up comedy video? And your statement "you americans" is so painfully presumptuous, yet you claim you don't wanna seem like that kinda person... Just goes to show that "you europeans" aren't half as clever as you think you are
@@vexillethepretzel9086 Literally me too dude
“It’s a little early to be.. cuttin the hedges” 😂😂😂😂
Bill has the anger of a 70-year-old Red Foreman.
@Josip yesssss
@_ NEGAN _ actually 2 stolen comments combined. WOW
“My foot in your ass!” 🤣
🗣️ Dumbass!
And looks like him too.
0:30 LOL he demolished that hustler! XD
The seriousness in his voice when asking if you think a woman being president is going to affect anything is great lol. It's makes it seem like he's really asking that question to gauge the intelligence level of the crowd.
Exactly why he switched topics
@@elijahbone6401 he's also in Canada and odds are most ppl there don't care about American politics
Bill Burr saying the realest shit I've heard in a long time.
What have you been listening up until now m8?
Listen to george carlin
Wow. I literally haven't laughed this hard in months. Good stuff right here.
One of the funniest comedians out there. He's got free speech and he ain't afraid to use it.
*"NUFF SAID"*
Sean Baugh we all have free speech down here I think he United States of America. You commie basterd
I love how uncomfortable the audience is❤😂🤣
horrible crowd
Rob Fiore It's the same for all of the just for laughs crowds. Canada is a horrible place for crowds
Maybe those crowds are a horrible place for canada.
This bit was kinda bad. Logical fallacies and false equivalencies. Usually, love Bill Burr though, but this was weak.
Hawkeye 1982 Well, Bill spent a lot of time ranting on US Presidents, wich Canadians doesn't care about. General topics like hotels and ghosts are a bit more relateble.
Even B-Man no its not that, it's the whole pc thing, the liked it when he said ' Hillary is going to be president ' but they didn't like the killing jokes and the women should keep quiet jokes, it has nothing to do with talking about American president and more the fact that the country is more left leaning
Bill is the greatest. He is so intelligent and logical that his brutal honesty goes way over some people's heads. It's almost like he's telling people the solution, hiding it in jokes, and hoping someone makes a move
Burr the Legend. No holds barred. Respect!😂
Bill burr just explained to me the difference between hotels and motels.
Me too
The emotions involved are dead on too.
Yep. I'm glad to know i'm not the only one thinking about axe murderers and serial killers in the most unconventional of places lol
Ah, americans.
@Matthew Boyce bit more of a difference than that 😊
old billy mustard balls cracking me up at the first joke
Bill went full psycho mode on this one. Loved it😂
Bills face when he talks about slitting throats and taking people out with a rifle... respect
Fuck yes
It was way to real for everyone
It’s the fucking truth though 😂😂👌
bill you really don't give a shit for all those pfuckingc retards yeah up a tree ,the crowd was shitting themselves with fear
@@23319461 he’s talking about bankers, not some kid with pink hair and a can of paint
OMG he's way above and beyond everybody else
Ramez Nashat calm down there buddy. There's other comedians that could go toe to toe with burr. Don't get me wrong he's one of the best and will go down a legend in the comedy world but there's other guys that are just as good
Ramez Nashat you are right! They are all sheep still asleep
hahahaha, no way, he will be remembered by other comedians, as "that very talented B-class comic, who couldnt make it big". Louie was leaps and bounds more antiPC than him, and made it big, so did Chappelle, Murphy... hell, even Gervais, and he is reasonably new to the stand up scene.
Bill is good, just not top tier good.
@@Flantomas why the fuck are you trolling comments and trashing him like that?
@@Flantomas it's not always about making it big, though burr is definitely big
Your gonna nod "Your gonna Nod that Head" lol 🤣
Bill should've done a "Philly " on them :D
Real fans would get this
homerun chippah!
what does that even mean?
@@martinet1985 search for bill burr Philly rant
another 7 min of freestyle
love scrollin thru bill burr sets on youtube! He knows he bombed with this crowd, but he still is great to watch and even his bombs are best than most!!
Sucks when I'm listening to a comedian's podcast and his wife, Who ISN'T A COMEDIAN, comes over to chime in.
THISSSSSSSS~! LOL, so true.
I see what you did ;)
I fine with Nia but fucking hilarious
She’s still hot tho ;)
I cant stand her
He looks so much like Red Forman from That 70's Show. I was waiting for him to make a foot in an ass joke. One of my favs for sure
My dad is like that. You hate him growning up but once you do you love the guy haha
That transition though 😂 "I am staying in a hotel, everybody"
His revving up the chainsaw noise killed me.
Not just random throats! The right throats! I’m staying at a hotel everybody.
"I'm staying in a hotel everybody."
"Trying to scare some accountant into solving my murder" LMFAO
Sounds like the plot of a very bad movie lol
Funniest line:
“she’s still gonna win”
The crown was not ready for this much truth and comedy
" kind of early to be trimming hedges " . This guy is killing me.
I lost it when he said that, it was so funny lol
He kills me every time! My stomach hurts so much. All this laughing..... He is so talented and good. And the timing. Thank you Bill!
"There's a guy on the other side of the wall starting a chainsaw" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does Just for Laughs exist. Their audiences clearly don’t enjoy comedy.
Maybe the sound guy is on point. Is keeping the crowd noise suppressed , Bc I hear them laughing. Its just thst Billy is louder - And I appreciate it. Not to deny, there are times when they are scared to laugh - You have a point as well.
too many gov't employees in the audience, cant risk being seen laughing at billys jokes
I heard them laughing at every joke other than when he said to jump the fence and slit rich peoples throats. The way he delivered it wasnt quite right. But other than that theyre all laughing their asses off. Maybe your audio isnt working right
Kezzrk To be fair, they don’t have microphones.
Or they just weren't a fan of this particular kind of comedy? I like Bill Burr but this idea that people who don't laugh at this type of humour should be criticised is starting to get boring.
Seems like when he’s bald that’s when his stand up is the angriest
"I was just lacing it in there" gets me every time.
When he made the microphone nod I nearly wee'd myself laughing
I can't get enough of Bill he is definitely my all time favourite he holds nothing bk and makes no apologies love u Bill
I ❤️ you Bill Burr...2022
As someone who works the overnight front desk shift at a hotel I take issue with his joke.
You would never hear my screams from the lobby.
Thats because you would be enjoying your time of death . You wortheless piece of shit
That's because they would be coming from outside while you were running away as fast as ur girly legs could take you LOL
Lol its because the lobby is soundproofed af for weekend wedding parties. clearly yall know nothing about the hotel industry.
Lol
@@gossamer999 No, no. I was just fckn with you. If you are not licensed and trained to handle a weapon, you should attempt to do what you can to escape from the scene and contact the proper authorities. I apologize for saying girly legs and all. Hope you have a good day.
@@martinmccomb5462 I will choose to take girly legs as a compliment and agree with escape. Luckily I know all the best escape routes! :D
I love this clip in 2019. "It doesn't matter, she's still gonna win."
Haha glad that didn't happen
Trump 2020
Chad Clough
Trump declined the salary.
Still not much of a difference either way. But conservatives are convinced this guy is the one! And the next democratic president all the liberals will be convinced. And we will just continue this horrible cycle of nothing meaningful actually changing.
Justin Centers what has Trump accomplished? And don’t say the economy because we have been in an expansion for the past decade. Job growth is mostly in part time and contracting which it has been since Obama. Swing states are still suffering from lost of manufacturing jobs, racial divide is worse than ever, income inequality has increased non-stop, people are still dying due to inadequate healthcare, our prisons are over crowded, gun violence is non stop, Nazis actually think they have a place in this world, we have done nothing about climate change, and the trade wars have proven completely ineffective. I’m not saying he is the worst president ever, but he has accomplished nothing.
He did give a massive tax cut to the rich. Although many presidents have accomplished that, Democrat and Republican.
"can understand you" I couldn't stop laughing for some reason, what a comedy legend!
He’s obviously a genius, but sometimes I forget how his physical grace enhances the whole thing, because I tend to listen to him-even on TH-cam- with headphones only.
def gotta see his mannerisms to get the full effect..
2 minutes in and this guy is making me laugh nonstop.🤣🤣
Brilliant.
I'm your huckleberry
Thanks for being a great fans 🙌
fuck I laughed so hard at this, especially the motel bit, love how intense he is with everything
You can tell bill loves these type of crowds when that don’t give him anything. He loves the silence and awkwardness of it
Tough crowd.
bermudaguy1 honestly with bill though (make note he is very funny and one of my favorite comedians) he can go a little to hard for the crowd. I think his best version of this joke is when he “extends an olive branch” and says that the first first husband should also shut the fuck up. Sometimes it’s all about giving the crowd what they want.
SirJester200 i don't even think that's sacrificing very much, it's pretty integral to the joke that he's not discriminating
Melt it’s not at all clear that he isn’t. When talking to the crowd you have to be as clear as possible or it may come off as something else. When it’s not clear the crowd WILL tense up and get uncomfortable.
SirJester200 no I was agreeing with you. Burr doesn't sacrifice much of the punch line (rather adds to it) when he extends said olive branch and shows it goes both ways. I'm not easily offendable but I've heard the joke before and it was a bit rough here
Melt oh my bad I thought u meant this version not the one I meantioned. Friendly fire I guess. But yea it really isn’t much and I don’t know why he left it out of this one.
I want Bill Burr's ghost noises to be my ringtone.
*I'm staying in a hotel everybody*
"I like staying in hotels."
-Bill Burr
brutally honest and funny while at it; a true legend.
Holy shit. He pulled back several times. Wish he had a better crowd. So good anyway
One beer + empty stomach+Bill Burr = life happiness
Seen this atleast 30-40 times and it always makes me laugh.
I love bill burr. I hope I get to see him live some day. Great show
I got to see him once so far but believe me.
If he ever comes back to my area... im there!!!
"And start slitting some throats"
Guy scares me more than my dad
I really love how Bill always puts himself way out on a limb and then fights to find his way back. It's like watching a speeding train try to stay on the track.
Bill Burr always speaks the truth..he says it so frankly that it just passes for comedy. He's as real as it gets
You can tell he wasn't as comfortable as he usually is, but that didn't stop the man. He is such a legend.
"This is my genre and it's wonderful. Every opinion that ever exists can be and is expressed in my genre."
George Carlin left now we have Bill Burr.
Everytime I wake up out of the wrong side of the bed I put bill burr on even if I've heard the jokes hundreds of times it still makes me happy for the rest of the day
Bill burr is special we must protect him at all costs , my bruddahs who's with me
I am with you , lets start the church of burr
When Bill started speaking about “taking out people, the right people”… people couldn’t handle it, so he switched to talking about motels.. but tbh he’s speaking the truth but people don’t want to hear that, so he just leaves bread crumbs of info that people need to hear throughout his specials
@Billburr is like the Eminem of Comedy, I mean he can get anything going with his craft, and it"ll be a Master piece.
Bill Burr is a genius 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
truth mixed with humor!😂😂😂
Gotta give it up to the BUshes they had their woman in line
This is gold :D
When he grabs the mic clip and starts making it nod like he's talking to the wife... Fucking brilliant!
Not many people can transition from a bad joke that’s not working into an entirely new story and recover like bill just did! Guys a legend.
The amount of times I had to pause this video to take enough time to fully appreciate the humor that has been laid upon me
Not just random throats , the right throats