21st Birthday Horror Stories
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- We Asked, You Delivered, We All Regret: Cursed 21st Birthdays.
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I loved this so much!!! More videos like this please. Maybe cursed holiday stories? I have way too many cursed family stories. I live in Appalachia so I have stories for days.
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More jobs horror stories!
Highschool reunion stories.
At my 21st party a friend had gotten all dramatic and stormed off into the street over a small disagreement with her boyfriend. He was my best mate so at his request I went to talk to her. While I was gone they all did speeches for my birthday. No one realised I wasn't there.
like clockwork
They must have been shit speeches anyway if they didn't notice you missing
you weren't meant to hear those words
Bruh
I went to a 'no longer living' themed 21st. Was so embarrassed when one of my friends came wearing the same thing as me - 2 Hitler costumes at the one 21st.
😂
As a jew I approve this message
Well, that's the best time to have a themed Mexican standoff
Who's your mate, Dominic Perrottet?
Spiderman pointing meme
Jordies clearly talking about Eurovision but somehow confusing it with Australian Idol, while the equally confused editor incorrects with whatever the hell "World Idol" is. Outstanding
Nah mate World Idol existed. Look it up.
World Idol was a thing
Jordan should 100% re-do this with 18 year old stories, feels like his audience (me included) turned 21 during lockdown so it was pretty much "yeah I got an extra side with my dominos then got drunk and watched the footy and I cant remember who was playing"
+ would be more realistic, unless you're wog like my cousin, no one I knew had big 21st birthdays since 18 was when we could drive, drink and go to clubs etc
But some people would have turned 18 during lock down as well.
My parents forgot it was my birthday and booked a holiday to Thailand with my sisters. I ended up spending a quiet night at my girlfriend's parents house where I was eviscerated in a game of Monopoly.
Well hey, at least someone was there for your 21st
And I guess you’re looking for a new application for new parents.
God I wish I saw this announcement. Went to a primary school mates 21st. His group of high school mates, who I liked but I wasn’t really in their crew having gone to a different high school, made him a group video speech. The 21st was an expansive party in his families backyard with the hired marquee and catered food etc etc. They rolled out a TV on an extension chord for the speeches at like 7pm so grandma could watch before she went home. The party had barely warmed up. The following 30 MINUTES were the funniest and most awkward of my life. As his mates all recounted stories of him having threesomes with Swedish backpackers and doing copious amounts of coke on their most recent contiki tour. Video ended. The entire family left. His short tempered dad kicked us all out and we went to the local pub instead. I got to watch and laugh but also got off completely scot free because I had nothing to do with it.
I went out into the desert for my 21st so I could see the Milky Way for the first time.
It was cloudy that night.
On my 21st I went to Crocodylus Park in Darwin. While there I got to feed a giant, blind croc who's jaw snaps were as loud as gunshots.
Unfortunately, the croc, being blind and trying to scoff the food down as fast as possible, and me, being armed with noodle limbs and a piece of chicken tied to a string and stick, could not figure out a rhythm between us. Poor old bastard kept trying to open his jaws and swallow the thing every time I tried leveraging the stick to snap the string. I kept accidentally pulling the damn chook straight out of his mouth and slapping him in the face with it!
Very frustrating experience for the both of us, I believe.
This is the best one
My 21st was pretty wholesome. I was struggling with depression as a young adult so was taking a break from uni and pretty isolated from peers my age. I was in a pretty close knit community and volunteered at the local scout group as a way of giving back to others and building up my activities in the week. For my birthday they surprised me with a birthday cake at the end of the evening and sang me happy birthday. It was completely unexpected but helped me really appreciate that I had the opportunity to do something that was positive and meaningful to others.
For my 21st, I spent almost the whole day having almost ODed on my meds at 2 pm, messed up out of my mind, sitting on a beach on the hood of my car smoking and contemplating my living situation. Passed out at some point watching the waves, woke up at 7 to the tide not too far from my car, went home and ordered 2 spinach cheesy breads, watched Mythbusters reruns until 3 am.
I hope you're doing better now. Thank you for sharing that experience ❤
I am, ish. The delivery was 30 minutes later than expected and my scb was undercooked just enough that I didn't have an abundance of burnt cheese (which I love). Yes, this has been stuck in my head for like 5 years now
Won $400 on the greyhounds, shouted 12 chicks at the pub shots, met my wife in the process. Ate 40 chicken nugs when I got home. I too am an idiot from Wollongong.
which pub
@@KruelAidMan Coonies lol
Wollongong doesn't sound like a real place, like Narnia.
Wtf is a wollongong
@@djyeah-nah9781 based
for context: (I have diagnosed contamination OCD)
I got drunk for the first time, threw up in my hair, freaked out and chopped a big part of my hair off. I asked my best friend why she didn't stop me and she said "because it's a good story and I'm your friend."
I love her dearly lmfao
i misread “contamination” as “contagious” and was VERY confused and alarmed by the concept of contagious OCD, that would be wild
@@honeydragon3909 watch your back. I'll traumatize you into OCD BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Do a 'Worst Days of Your Life' video, I'm sure there's some truly awful stories people have got for that
When my brother was 14, his gf dumped him and his goldfish died on the same day, June 2nd. Some time later I found an old magazine that had a horoscope for that year, and it said that June 2nd was gonna be the worst day of the year for Scorpios :D I still don't believe in horoscopes though.
nah i think it would be hard for me to pick just one. do i go for when Mom died in front of me or when my pedophile ex raped me, hmm
My 21st birthday was really good. I was away from home at uni, so my mom told me to buy myself some cake. Then in the afternoon I met my best friend, who gave me a mug and a small frame with pictures of us and some of our own inside jokes. It was the most wholesome gift I ever got. Then that night we went drinking because of course you do, with the aforementioned best friend and two of my roommates. There was only four of us, we played some beerpong, then sit down and talked a bit. Afterwards, we went out for a ciggie and we all got separated. First was my best friend, who went away to talk to one of her friends who was there by coincidence, then my roommates found people they knew and I was left there alone. Then, by a miracle, I found one of my classmates who was drunk as hell, and offered to buy me something to drink for my birthday. I capitalised on the offer of course. By the end of the night I was on the verge of tears because this was the best birthday of my life.
For my 21st, I went to Vegas, gambled $500 into almost $6k, then lost it to about $3k. Still went home with $3k. I was working for a cult at the time, cult wanted me to spend it all on a life-time membership (conveniently was $3k). Instead I bought a really cool laptop. Cult people were really disappointed in me. Got out of that shit within 2 months, no regrets!
So, how was Scientology?
I spent my 21st in a psych ward.
My co-patients decorated the group room with medicine cups crafted into flowers and then I did electroconvulsive therapy where they electrocute you to induce a seizure.
I went to a strip club with my mother for my 21'st. My mom wad the type that didnt make it weird, not in a smoky mountains kind of way, but it did get weird when she started giving me bills saying 'go give that to her she's cute', see i was fine with her being there UNTIL i started hearing her opinion.......
But it did work in my favor, firstly, every single group party would see the mob we had brought, find out it was my birthday, say happy birthday, my mom would answer 'and hees my son!' At which point the other group would say 'buy that guy a drink, he needs it!' So i got entirely wasted on other peoples money, and secondly, i vaugely remember weaving back to my seat feom the bathroom, and walked past my mother, who is 5' 4" mind you, absolutely berating one of the bouncers, looked 6'6", who had obviously asked hiw I was doing, with my mother borderline screaming her head off 'THAT IS MY SON AND THIS IS HIS BIRTHDAY AND YOU WILL LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!', with the poor bouncer not knowing what to do at that point (wait, you're his mother?, um uh ive never dealt with this before) totally dumbfounded expression, it was glorious to watch.
Good to see you, Principal Skinner
For my 21st, I was supposed to be going to a pub with a bunch of friends who decided to not show up
I proceeded to get hammered with a 40 year old bloke and his wife who apparently were swingers
10/10 would swing again
Not a 21st, but at my 20th birthday I had a sewerage pipe under my verandah burst and trickle all the way down my backyard just as everyone was starting to arrive. We ended up moving the party to the front yard and inside the house and it ended up going pretty well but it was pretty traumatic. Turned out there was a blockage on the pipe down the street and it was a ticking time bomb waiting to burst at the worst possible time
I woke up naked and crouched over a vent holding the burnt corner of a $100 bill. Crying of course, with blistered fingers coming out of a benzo and booze blackout. Did I mention I was completely naked and their were 5 other people in the living room I was in? I remember about 20 minutes of the entire night because a friend thought it would be a great idea to dose me with 2 bars..... happy 21st!
I have a story but it about my 18th birthday.
My sister and I share a birthday around the same time (about a month a part). So parents thought it would be a good idea to go on a road trip. The last stop was the air force museum in Ohio (its where the wright brothers lived). We go to the hotel and I had to go to the ER because I had appendicitis and needed surgery. So for my 18th I get major surgery.
The following day I wanted to see at least a little of the museum before we left, so I convinced an employee to let me have one of those mobility scooters. So for like 2 hours me and my dad (we took turns) drove around WW2 planes in a mobility scooter at full speed. Best birthday ever.
Also found out that the appendicitis was caused by a tumor, but honestly funniest shit to happen on my birthday.
I had to ring the poison line after my gf at the time, had too much Amyl Nitrite while she was tied to the bed. Yes, it was my birthday (not my 21st). They asked how much has she sniffed? I answered "Well, I accidentally poured the whole bottle up her nose and now she is foaming at the mouth and nose". They said "Hold on, not heard this before". All good in the end.
I turned 22 today! When I was 21, I went to the dispensary and bought a cookie labeled 10mg, dude behind the counter said I could eat the whole thing in one sitting. Later that day while I was freaking out on the bathroom floor with a knife to my wrist, I get a call from the dispensary, they said the cookie was 100mg and the label was misprinted. I would soon pass out and now my short term memory is trash.
Happy Birthday Mate!!
Happy birthday dude!
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Maybe weed isn't for you
I decided I should go on a hike for my 21st. My birthday is in the middle of summer in America. I live in the south. It was 95° at the start of the hike and I got so exhausted from the heat I got lost in the woods for a couple of hours. Made it out and then got drunk at home with a cold towel draped over my face.
At my 21st I had a yardy, as ya do in New Zealand (what's better than 3 liters of beer in 2 minutes on ya 21st). Usually my friends spike the yardy to get the birthday boy a little more sloshed, but at my 21st no one coordinated so three seperate friends spiked me with rum, vodka and bourbon. I was kinda sus because of the smell but drank it anyway because why not. Coma'd at 8pm and woke up at 3am with the party still going, dicks drawn all over my face and someone had fallen through a wall in my kitchen and made a hole into the lounge. 10/10.
My fortune cookie story dates back to back when I was twenty-one or thereabouts. I got two cookies at one dinner.
The first fortune read "Good fortune in love, as well as a better position."
The second one read "Use your gifts wisely and they will be enlarged."
Jordan i am waiting for Mechanics confess their sins, get it sorted champ
Can't believe I missed a birthday story time.
My 25th birthday was in Korea. My friend bought me a shit load of Roman candles, and we went to the bar. I proceeded to get blackout drunk, and from this point on, all I know of what happened is what was later retold to me.
After getting completely shithoused, I decided at 3 AM that it was time to light off the fireworks, so my friends and I went outside the bar which was in a very quiet, residential area, and began lighting them off. Actually, it wasn't so much as me as all of them because as soon as I got outside, I sat on the street and passed the fuck out while all my friends were bouncing Roman candle projectiles off of people's windows.
My best friend had the last Roman candle and saw me passed out and thought it was a shame that I wouldn't be able to fire even a single candle off on my own birthday from my own present, so he lit one and placed it in my barely conscious hand. It was at this exact moment that the police arrived.
I'm sitting on the street barely able to handle being a human being with explosives in my hand, and all my friends run back into the bar except my best friend who stayed to try and deal with the police. Apparently the lights brought me out of the daze, and I began repeatedly shouting at my friend that he shouldn't be speaking to police.
Apparently the police were going to levy some sort of fine against the bar owner, but they worked it down to a "personal fine" of about $100 USD, so a collection was taken up inside the bar, and the police were paid to fuck off.
Woke up the next morning on my living room floor butt naked and my best friend sleeping in my bed.
This was in Korea? What the hell, it has Australia written all over it
Woolies mudcake is an Aussie staple, you just lost a few whatever our equivalent of social credit is :P
I drank half a bottle of tequila and got most of the way through a centurian of beer and almost champagne, and then spent the rest of my night throwing up in a bin at my friend's house, it was epic!
Best night ever
Sins of mall/shopping center security guards. I'm willing to bet those guys get rather interesting times.
Either that, or apartment managers
Not my 21st but a mates, his family hired out the top floor of the regatta hotel and my mates older sister, she's a cop, pulled a handgun out of her purse and put it on the bar. My mate picked it up and was holding it up for all to see, he knows nothing about firearms so I quickly took it from him, cleared it and put it back in his sisters purse. Luckily no one saw it. Later in the evening his sister called 2 on duty coppers to come and do burnouts in the carpark in a marked patrol car with lights and sirens on. Still surprised that no one saw the pistol in a full bar.
Sadly not my 21st birthday, as I was working, however I went in hard on my 22nd to compensate. Started drinking at 8am like a good South African lad does for his 21st, went to the pub I worked at for 11am opening time and some breakfast. A metric fuck ton of beer and spirits later I decide its a brilliant plan to walk up the notoriously steep stairs to talk to some one. On my way down, I slipped, hit the floor, got up and just ran home.
Fast forward to the next morning and I've woken up hung over as all hell, unable to feel my left leg, am covered in bruises and have apprently broken my fucking lower spine and left my mates to pay an exorbitant bill under my name.
Immediately stopped drinking after that.
Top tier.
I spent mine at our fire departments golf outting. Drank my age in alcoholic drinks (here in the states 21 is the age you can finally drink legally). Ended up riding up on the back of the golf cart on the 18th hole and was thrown off the golf cart on the green of that hole and ripped my pants. Went to my golf partners house got way too high and went to the dinner for the golf outting and was handed a raffle ticket. They read my ticket 3 times for winning a driver (was so messed up listening to them read my number before I realized I had won and had to collect my prize).
I was out by 10 pm after having a tequila shot with every guest that showed up, woke up with a sore head as my drunk friends put me in my bed fully clothed, after smashing my heading into the door frame lmao
Jordan's humor keeps me entertained, He's a gem
Unexpected NYE-NYD Shenanigans! I have so many, including one which includes flooding, a proper Kevin Bacon knee slide across the dance floor at a goth club, and The Great Bee Incident of 2015.
On another occasion, walking in the Brisbane NYD mid-afternoon heat and humidity through industrial estate Bowen Hills and seeing a tank casually roll down the otherwise deserted roads. The roads had that heat haze and so gave the whole situation a strong mirage vibe. My partner and I had just had a hungover&heat stressed argument about how to get home (Fortitude Valley), and were walking several metres apart and having some "quiet time" to give both of us a chance to cool our tempers. But when the tank rolled up from behind us, I did double and triple takes just to make sure it wasn't a figment of my imagination, coz that was very odd, like a mirage, I was wondering if an update to The Matrix had been applied, or the liminal space of an empty inner city industrial space that is like 90% heat and light reflecting concrete had transported us to another timeline. I broke the silence and asked if he was seeing what I was seeing. I didn't say what I saw, didn't want to ask a leading question. He looked, rubbed his eyes and looked again. Unless we were having a shared hallucination, the tank was definitely there.
Please I need to know what the fuck The Great Bee Incident is
At my 21st we had 3 eighteen and 1 ten gallon kegs, plus an 80 litre strong punch, also was a toga theme :)
One gift was a live piglet with "happy 21st Dave" painted on it, they had thoughtfully fed it heaps of food and laxatives so it shat everywhere !!,
The girlfriend got really pissed, threw up and passed out so her friend took her home, a couple of hours later I shagged a random in my car on the verge and at the end took another random home, bless their little cotton socks :)
my mate openly pissed in the punch but no one cared and it all got drunk,
top party I reckon :)
BTW, the piglet led a long happy life as a free range pet on my cousins farm :)
It wasnt his 21st, it was my dad's 50th, he and his mates got drunk, stole a wet floor sign from woolies and left it out front of what they claimed was a brothel in Newcastle 🥴
I was in the army reserve from my late teen to mid-20s which was when that first Borat movie came out. I got smashed drunk on one of our weekend exercises and took a bet that I would wear the Borat mankini at an upcoming party the unit was putting on at our on-base pub. Sitting in the passenger seat of the unimog truck as we were driving back the next day and I had those ''what did you do and say last night'' moments. The flashbacks were basically ''fuck yeah I'll wear the mankini if you buy it and give me $50'' which on the Sunday had me groaning out loud thinking ''what the fuck have I done.'' I went through with it though, shook hands so backing out wasn't an option. Unfortunately for everyone else Borat mankinis are ''one size fits all'' and that one size is Sacha Baron Cohen who's really tall and I'm really short so I had to wear a belt to stop my dick and balls from falling out. It was only partially successful.
Big success!
I like wine!
“6 foot Titan”
*Shows the Colossal, a 60 m e t e r Titan*
My dad got so drunk he fell face flat onto the corner of our concrete patio, not only did he split his forehead open but he also ended up with a broken orbital bone and nearly lost his left eye. 10/10 very fun night!
As someone from Wollongong, that thought path tracks.
Fuck yeah hits from the gong
At midnight on my 21st, I went to the local bar with my girlfriend got carded by our local Fire Dept and was OK'd for a beer. Later that morning we drove from PA to DC for my aunt's wedding. We arrived at the hotel where I was given a free beer for lunch. The wedding happened and we all pretty much got hammered except for my girlfriend who really didn't drink. Late night parts of my family continued the party in my Uncle's room for at least another 2 hours, while the whole time my girlfriend was back in our room. I get back about 2:30-3 in the morning, have to take a shit. I end up constipated, essentially having to pull the turd out of my ass. I take a shower and when I get out my girlfriend accuses me of cheating on her and proceeds to call a cab and book a flight to fly home. At this point all I wanted was to sleep, so I went into the bedroom, locked the door and laid down. She eventually hammered on the door long enough, I let her in, we talked, I explained, and eventually got to go to sleep at 5 am. My aunt is still married and I broke up with the girlfriend a month or two later.
a video on the worst breakups or something similar to that would be interesting
My 21st was during 2020.
And at the time leading up to it, lockdown was permitting two people not from your household to visit. I was bummed, but hey, two of my friends at least could come over.
Then a week before my birthday, lockdown rules changed and didn't allow anyone to come over, so I spent my birthday alone.
A dude I don't like showed up to mine. Just saw a house party and walked in I guess. He's a prick but he's a very tall and muscular prick.
Disrespected my mate as soon as he walked in. Problem is my mate is essentially a weapon on legs, and he grew up in a hard neighbourhood.
I mention to my mate that I don't like the dude. Mate steams after him quicker than I could figure out what was happening. Grabbed him by the collar and starts to manhandle him out of the house. Throws him over a table, gets him out the front door.
Dude is bewildered. Mate takes his hand as if to shake it in the bro configuration, says "are we right?" then starts to punch dude in the face with his own hand. "Are we right?" whack. "Are we right?" whack. Next time we encountered dude he didn't look at us.
If you're worried that maybe dude is an innocent victim here, the last I heard of him is that he reckons it's hilarious to blow bong smoke in his toddler's face.
Bucks parties should be one for sure
Okay, you need to interview the girl whose 21st lead to a super spreader event in Western Sydney… and get the Gossip…
Optus outages suck... Just on my mind right now
On my 21st, I'd been in hospital for 6 weeks already. The only thing I got to eat or drink that morning was contrast medium for an abdominal CT scan, which was to locate an abcess that needed drained. I'd be able to get something afterwards. It's also the day I found out apparently lidocaine takes a bit longer to take effect on me, because it hadn't numbed me at all when the doc made the incision to insert the drain, and I nearly jumpoed off the fucking trolley. And he missed the abcess, so I continued on nil by mouth until an emergency theatre slot opened up so a surgeon could open me up, get rid of the roughly full pint of gunk and - since I was there anyway, and it had caused the whole fucking episode - yoink out my gallbladder.
And to top it all off, I was ordered to spend a year dry.
At my 21st (I live on a farm) we got fuck eyed, then at around 4:00 in the morning I decided to get the shearing handpiece out (it’s like a pair of clippers but way more dangerous) and started shearing all my mates, fully dragged a bloke out of the catching pen and Shaw all his hair off, did two mullets and also crutched one mate (IFYKYK what crutching is)
a story about 21st birthdays? on my 21st birthday? unimaginable.
Happy late B-day (୨♡୧ ❛ᴗ❛)
The worst rental/real estate agent would be a banger 👌
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What was your worst cooking nightmare?
I appreciate the grind there has been a few hilarious videos in a short amount of grind
Went out to a bar for my 21st while in college. The bar was giving away free shirts if you drank ten beers during your stay there. Not thinking much of it, I drank 8.5 beers in an hour and a half. Still got the shirt. Ended up throwing up at the corner an hour after that. Lesson learned: moderation is key, everyone.
Loving the fun content lately
Honestly
Ill probably never say this again but that TH-cam add was times perfectly, right after you told me about the young man receiving 6 dexeys to have through the night then took them all at once , right after you said once it cut to a Nord add saying "every hero needs a quest and every quest needs a reward " then rembled on to something I just started laughing so loud I couldn't hear the rest , never in my life if thought I'd get a good timed add with a funny punchline
Whenever I hear "Dexys" I think of the song "Come On, Eileen".
In fact, that is where the band got their name from.
@friendlyjordies you should do a series on worst experience smoking drugs or taking them i would love to see a vid on that love your vids mate have a good one and keep it up
I don't even remember most of my 21st because i got blackout drunk, but here are the cliff notes of what I've been told.
1. Got shoved head first into a toolbox
2. Got chased around the Hills Hoist and fell, dislocating my shoulder
3. Somehow lost my pants and had everything hanging out. The drinking and the cold meant there was a lot of shrinkage as well
4. Passed out in a pool of my own vomit
This all happened within the span of 1 1/2 hours
Surely there’s some wild stories for school camp
At year 8 camp we had one kid in a cabin running around trying to hit other kids with what he dubbed “the shit stick” which was plainly put, a glow stick he had shoved up his asshole, safe to say he was not popular
We also had a random Russian lad join our class for the trip with a massive mole on his face and if anyone upset him he’d claim that he would call “the Russian mafia” to get them
Went for a 5 day camp at high school... middle of nowhere..
Teachers did the cooking.. dinner time day 2 we all came down with food poisoning, had to get on the bus spewing+ diarrhoea.. eventful trip home!
We got zero refunds!!
thank you for uploading this on my 17th birthday lol. maybe one day ill be 21, these stories were good
We almost started a fire in a state forrest at the end of summer setting off home made fireworks till 4 in the morning after a 35 degree day
I had a big house party for my 21st, my friends decided to give me a surprise present of a gram of MDMA in my candian club can. Well I had one sip out of the can I left it unattended in the kitchen, after taking a piss and I couldn't find my can. I went back outside my mates asked me were my drink was and told me that it was an expensive drink as of what they put in it....
We'll my mum also like candian club, she drank the whole can and took it like a champion.
She didn't find out till years later and still denies she was that fucked up.
I’d like to see a video on just generally the best (or worst) stories about college experiences.
You know you had a good night when you wake up so hungover that you're trembling, your head feels like it's coming apart and you're wondering if you're gonna make it through the next twenty minutes.
I would be interested to know why people were sacked. For Instance, I was dismissed from Streets Ice Cream for putting silver pins, sharp side upwards, in the chief chemists chair.
Mine was pretty standard get drunk at an arcade bar, jump in a river downtown, get home smoke some menthol phillys. Only weird thing was our Uber driver was like 30 something with an off the lot audi and he just kept bitching about his mom and the stuff she wouldn’t let him do
My 21st was just a meal and beers at the local pub so I'll tell you about someone else's. A mate of a mate decided to have his 21st on a farm near his hometown. The lad was pretty popular and there was going to be a DJ so it sounded like it was gonna be a huge night. So me and a few mates decided that we were gonna gate crash it, and he probably wouldn't care that we were there or even notice with all the people. We get there at about dark and the DJ has lit the open sided shed up with lights, music is pumping. But there is almost no one there. Just him, his brother and their girlfriends. 2 of the people he invited. 4 other people who gatecrashed and me and my 2 mates who also gate crashed. Plus the DJ. Because the DJ brought so many lights, the local cop seen it from the road (the shed was 1km from the road) and pulled in to see what was happening. This lead to us trying to get the highest score on their breath tester. We each got 3 chances to get the highest blood alcohol reading. After that the guy who's 21st it was thanked us for gate crashing because all his friends decided at the last minute to stay back in the town he currently lived in to go to a party there instead. He went to bed early. The DJ gave up and just put on a playlist and told me and another lad how to skip the songs we didn't like then passed out in the corner. There was only ever 4 people where the DJ was, and he just gave up and wrote himself off.
About a vs series, ask for examples from two sides and see which one really has it worse.
EG, specific stories from Teachers about the worse students vs students talking about the worse teachers
Worse servo station station workers vs worse servo station customers.
Worse cab/uber driver vs worse passenger.
Story's about new years eve might be a good one.
this is my favorite dankpods channel
Went camping with a bunch of friends for me 21st. All dropped acid and sat on the egde of a cliff overlooking our own little private beach, watched the moon melt like icecream on the horizon while we blasted the tron soundtrack and talked about some of the dumbest topics I've ever thought possible. Then we forgot to keep an eye on the campfire and a camp chair blew over and fell in setting alight melting down to nothing almost setting our kitchen area on fire while a mate comes back from trying to take a shit in the dark only to not remember if he had actually taken a shit or not or where. Went to bed around 4am to find i had pitched my tent on what felt like a 45° angle, didn't get a single minute of sleep 10/10 would do again.
Hello Mr Jordies.
I have some suggestions for more community questions.
• Worst day at work.
•Best sports related stories.
•Funniest meeting with a celebrity.
Thanks for the opportunity, I hope you get back to me soon.
Yours faithfully,
Me.
Woolies mud cake is top shelf
You need to do a part 2! My 21st(which was well over 15 years ago)was spent at home with a Coles mudcake, a bottle of Bailey's & Jim Beam, playing the PS2 since the Xbox 360 red ringed.
BIT SAD MATE
My 21st was the day after my great aunt’s funeral, someone I was very close to, and pretty much the only thing anyone talked about the entire time…
jordan. you should totally do bathurst 1000 stories. ik there’s some good ones. my dad always tells me about his experiences in the 90s
Drunk a dirty pint laced with a multiude of spirits, spent most of the night throwing up and crying
You definitely gotta do 18th birthdays
I've still got a few months until my 21st but it'll probably be like that first guy with the Woolworths cake
Update: I was too tired to even buy myself a cake
perfect video to watch during my 21st birthday
“Thanks, it’s my birthday”😭🤦🏾♂️
I live in the country and this is the first time I have herd of a 21st being a big event for some reason.
Perfect vid to drop the night before my 21st 🎉
Christmas Casual
for my 21st birthday in march i no joke, went to Adelaide, by myself for 3 days, and the only things i did was see a Friendly Jordies show and go to the zoo
meeting mislav for my birthday while buying merch is "peak" 21st birthday
University/college (really hitting that American market) party stories. Opportunity for variety
I have an idea for stories if you want to open the darkest box imaginable.
What is the story (or observation) you cant ever forget, that has never left the back of your mind, that you *want* to tell but have always felt like you cant or probably shouldnt for whatever reason.
I just turned 21 a couple of months ago and my grandmother basically just started a civil war in the family and then after a week or two she dropped off my present while i wasn't even home and it was a glass with a pink 21 on it (I'm male) so it was pretty mediocre
On my 21st most of my mates didn't want to come around (or go to town because they insist they hate going to town) because 4 of my mates were at one of their GFs party in town, so I just had the 1 other. Once they learned that we were smoking weed I got a buzz on the door and sure enough 3 of them were there. The fourth (the one with the GF) got so shitfaced in town that I genuinely thought they might break up his GF was so mad at him for embarrassing her.
Oh yea, plus my entire family was on holiday in England for the month.
Went to a wrestling match with my dad for my 21st, ended up buying my own first drink and doing about nothing other than that. Was fun, but disappointing
I got a free eighth of mushrooms on my 21st birthday and my room mate decided to throw me a surprise party after I had already ate the shrooms and started chilling on the couch. He got me to drink some vodka and that’s when I learned that alcohol and mushrooms don’t mix well. Later that night in the party after things got weird I was sitting in this recliner, and whenever I needed some fresh air it felt like I put the entire party under a genjutsu from Naruto. I would project in their heads that they wanted to go out for a cigarette so I could follow them out and not be alone in the dark. 😂 I got the cops called on me for laughing hysterically though and had to run and hide in the nearby forest for what felt like hours and when I came back everybody left but my room mate
I spent 4-5 hours on my 21st having a domestic with my (now) ex-girlfriend due to me getting F1 tickets as a gift and her getting pissy that I wasn't going to take her with me. This was a woman who hated the F1, would not let me watch it most of the time if she was there with me, and when she did let me I'd have to negotiate watching about half the race (and she'd spend the whole time asking how long I had left). So apparently I was meant to take her with my spare ticket and not my dad who would actually enjoy the day. She was that sort of person. Happy 21st to me.
My 21st
Me and some mates went and played golf in the morning, flying around in the golf carts i fell out smashed my head on the ground (definitely concussed) and my eye decided to swell up because of pollen I guess.
I was flying to Melbourne the next day and almost didn’t get let on the plane because they thought I was too intoxicated. I was still getting over the head knock and swollen face 😅
For my 21st I took a handful of mates out camping. Dosed then you hard on shrooms and then told them ghost stories from the surrounding areas none of them slept that night 😂
On my 21st birthday Hurricane Isaias was passing over us. Most memorable part was the tornado warning and running to the basement with my family hoping our house wouldn't blow away. The only alcohol I drank the whole day was a warm Truly lemonade.
I made the mistake of taking my single mum and a mutual friend (who was a little older than me) to a piano bar in the city along with other friends and family. two young guys started flirting with my mother and she was having a good time when the mutual friend walked up and called my mother her grandmother...
I've never seen my mother so offended, it was amazing!
I eventually had to drive back to the hotel with 2 screaming, piss drunk ladies who were still going on about the 2 young guys and mum raving on about how she had a shot.