cookie clicker 1.) a seemingly simple online game where the player clicks a cookie repeatedly, and can use the cookies made form clicking to "buy" other methods of making more cookies 2.) the fifth circle of hell "Have you played the cookie clicker game yet?" "Yeah. I quit when satan starting possessing the background."
Cookie. Edit: The fact that Dragoon hasn't contributed his own "Cookie." to the collection gives me physical, as well as emotional and spiritual pain. Edit #2: Dragoon, I don't have much time. Vera is close to finding me, and I'm scared for my life. I've created this comment to pull in as much digital cookies as I can to help the cause. Take these cookies and spend them wisely. If we don't speak again, I hope she never finds you. Goodbye.
I think it’s funny how every niche gaming community immediately thinks youtubers fan bases think their youtubers the goat at the game without remembering that youtuber fan bases are their biggest bullies.
To those who are curious as I was, he did indeed edit the Dragoon entry on the cookie clicker dictionary but also, he is indeed in the dictionary. I like how the entry goes "He's often criticized for spreading misinformation to new players." Like, what, the journey of his youtube videos isn't fully accurate on how the game is played? What a surprise to nobody. Edit: A, Honestly, that it's been edited between the video editing and release is just even more funny to me. B To the people who are being botches to xintercept, please get a move on woth your life. It's uncalled for and absolutely beyond me as to why you feel the need to attack them after they put out a very clear explaination which is absolutely not gatekeeping anything in any fricking way. Be ashamed of yourselves, seriously.
Hello, I am the owner of the dictionary. In the community, he was criticized a lot back when he was putting out his first few CC videos. In my opinion some of this criticism went too far (and some was valid) but even if you don't think it was valid at all, the criticism existed nonetheless. Also, Dragoon's older Cookie Clicker videos did have a lot of incorrect information, either by accident or for dramatic or comedic effect, and since the videos motivated Dragoon's viewers to play the game, he unintentionally brought in a huge wave of misinformed players to the Discord. His videos have improved a TON in quality since then and the dictionary had not been updated to match that until now. With such a large dictionary, it can be hard to manage every single entry. I said what I said before because he had been known to reject strategies shown in the Discord, probably for comedic effect, though his community seemed to take that more seriously and refuse to read guides sent to them. It was always more of a problem of his viewers than a problem of Dragoon himself. In terms of him being an "OK player," that also used to be true, since after his first video about CC people were calling him "the best cookie clicker player" even though that wasn't true. While he still isn't quite at the caliber of the top players, it's safe to say he's better than OK. Hope that cleared things up a bit.
He is soo addicted to cookie clicker that even made the dev team in the second game he plays add cookie clicker to lure him back. That's power my people.
Just so you know I started playing this with the same goal after seeing your vids and got the first juicy after 4 days of going for it, legit, and nearly freaked out :)
This has put the fear of God in me. Sometimes I've wondered if I should enter the Cookie Clicker Discord (aka DashNet Forums iirc), but... I'm a filthy, miserable, disgusting casual. My brain was never meant to process astrophysics, engineering, and selling my soul to the Cookie Devil just to get all the achievements, including the shadow achievements. This video is both terrifying, inspiring, and maybe, makes me believe that purpose is just an afterthought. Tl:dr; *scrying noises*
Why is nobody talking about the emotion in his voice when he finally got the combo? He sounded like he was about to cry, you could feel the pain of the countless hours he spent doing it 💔 Love your videos, Dragoon ❤️🩹
Finally donations are on again. So here is part 14 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat
I am not even that big of a fan of this game and my best is like a Decillion but godamn I'm so happy that I found this channel, my jaw dropped at that ending but my jaw hit the ground seeing how complicated that achievement is. This is such a good video!!
LMAO THE DRAGOON ENTRY IN THE CC DICTIONARY IS "A TH-camr who has made a few videos about Cookie Clicker. He is often criticized within the community for spreading misinformation to new players, and having a community which blindly follows him." Bonus: "Dragooner - A term used to criticize the people who blindly follow Dragoon. Not the same as a regular Dragoon viewer."
it is definitely understated how insanely lucky he got in this combo. tl;dr in terms of non-guaranteed luck-dependent golden cookie buffs, the best ever luck attained in noscum history. noscum endgame combos are comprised of three different sets of effects. the first few are the naturally stacked buffs, which are frenzy + dragon harvest + building special. next is the guaranteed scried effect - in this case he used another building special, but noscum players further in tend to use an elder frenzy which is harder to scry but around 6-7 times better. the three stacked buff and the scried effect are basically guaranteed for the combo attempt, so there’s no luck involved. the last set of effects are the non-guaranteed ones. these come from the 3 other fthof golden cookies, and the 1 natural golden cookie. players usually aim for a click frenzy from the fthof cookies, and possibly a dragonflight from the natural. getting both two are insanely rare, there's a 40-50% chance to get cf and a 6% chance to get df, resulting in a 2-3% chance of getting cf+df. getting the naturally stacked f+dh+bs with a scried ef and cf+df is considered the holy grail of noscum, the best (leaderboard-eligible) combo ever attempted so far. only a handful of players have achieved this, top players spend about 7 hours of playtime to churn out a single grail attempt just for that tiny chance at this. now dragoon also stacked f+dh+bs, and scried a bs instead of an ef, which as previously mentioned is 6-7x weaker. but from the 3 non-guaranteed fthofs and the 1 natural, he hit cf+df+bs. which is insane. if he had scried an ef instead of the bs, this would have been f+dh+2bs+ef+cf+df, or grail+bs, the single best combo in noscum history. he achieved this in a mere 4 combo attempts. so yeah, this 305 trevigintillion is kinda luck carried lmao. he made quite a few combo execution mistakes, but as one of those haters from before i truly applaud how he took the effort to learn endgame combos through guides and asking questions in the discord. but no, you don’t need grail for trevig
@@linuslucke3838 He told us about it in the discord a while before this vid yea. Wild moment to get that lucky and then break comp rules and forget loans lol
I like watching this guy every now and again just to make sure he's doing okay, y'know? Make sure he hasn't turned into a cookie yet or something by doing so much cookie clicker
1.luck achievements can't even be ranked since you can either not get it all the way until the heat death of the universe, or get it 5 seconds into your playthrough 2. cookie grail isn't even an achievement
@@rexbattler41 Its actually not that hard to make, most of the tree is really basic resources and the entire soul of terraria can basically be skipped by fighting a few bosses
Dragoon I want you to know that your videos brighten my day when I see them, I’m happy when you post something new even if I’m not a player of that game. Cheers hope you doing great
Before stumbling across this video, I genuinely thought cookie clicker was just clicking cookies. Maybe hiring some grandmas to help. I feel like this video has somehow dealt me psychic damage
Somehow I'm starting to get genuinely concerned about Dragoon's mental and maybe even physical health throughout these videos. I'm also in a weird spot, because a true Dragoon viewer could never worry about Dragoon's situation, but a normal human being would be concerned from the very start. This was truly one of the most seriously delusional videos I've ever seen ❤.
I genuinely have never heard dragoon be so happy at the end of a video, like I got jumpscared when I heard true joy come from his voice
Actually, that made me smile XD Bro deserves to feel emotion after all that
Only for it to fade when he realises that autoclicker is not allowed
@@Sydanny. He didn't even have to say anything about that XD He was just being real ;-;
I kinda feel like the song at the end is what he actually thinks a little bit. Dragoon take a break from cookie clicker.
I like.
Your videos
NOT THE MODDED TERRARIA CRAFTING TREE 😭
That is nothing compared to the Soul of Eternity crafting tree.
@@rngesus66 soul of eternity IS modded terraria
WE NEED CE2ESTE (Celeste part 2)
@@rngesus66 That's what they're talking about
BEEG RECIPE
Dragoon, This is the seventh week in a row you've shown “The hardest Cookie Clicker achievement” in class
But we haven't gotten to the ULTIMATELY HARDESY achievment 2.0
@@Dragoon45 agreed
@@Dragoon45 agreed
It keeps getting harder 😩
@@justamicrowave5297 That specific emoji choice makes your message read very differently
Guys, Dragoon is not descending into madness. He is already in the madness. He simply comes up and tells us about it from time to time
He is not in madness he is madness
@@brandonbombplays9304 hes not gonna fall into madness, he IS the madness
Give me your avatar
cookie clicker
1.) a seemingly simple online game where the player clicks a cookie repeatedly, and can use the cookies made form clicking to "buy" other methods of making more cookies
2.) the fifth circle of hell
"Have you played the cookie clicker game yet?"
"Yeah. I quit when satan starting possessing the background."
3.) Two-digit powers of cookies being summoned and used by and for insane/demonic purposes and also for silly achievements (that's me I'm at 93%)
Ig its like 2 but taken way too far
Ig its like 2 but taken way too far
Cookie.
Edit: The fact that Dragoon hasn't contributed his own "Cookie." to the collection gives me physical, as well as emotional and spiritual pain.
Edit #2: Dragoon, I don't have much time. Vera is close to finding me, and I'm scared for my life. I've created this comment to pull in as much digital cookies as I can to help the cause. Take these cookies and spend them wisely. If we don't speak again, I hope she never finds you. Goodbye.
Cookie.
Cookie.
Cookie.
@@skim-24 Cookie.
Cookie
The fact most comments are copy paste jokes about what Morgan said is giving me PHYSICAL PAIN
@skeletonking1027
vor 1 Stunde
The fact most comments are copy paste jokes about what Morgan said is giving me PHYSICAL PAIN
IN MY COOKIE DOMAIN
@@thatoneguy2945 I shall call down a cookie rain
Drain plain lame brain
@@thatoneguy2945 THEY CALL ME VERA
This man can make a movie series about cookies if he wanted. We can never doubt his power.
i’m pretty sure you just watched the most recent installment
I think it’s funny how every niche gaming community immediately thinks youtubers fan bases think their youtubers the goat at the game without remembering that youtuber fan bases are their biggest bullies.
That's not actually what his entry in the cookie clicker dictionary is, he was just making a joke
To those who are curious as I was, he did indeed edit the Dragoon entry on the cookie clicker dictionary but also, he is indeed in the dictionary. I like how the entry goes "He's often criticized for spreading misinformation to new players." Like, what, the journey of his youtube videos isn't fully accurate on how the game is played? What a surprise to nobody.
Edit:
A, Honestly, that it's been edited between the video editing and release is just even more funny to me.
B To the people who are being botches to xintercept, please get a move on woth your life. It's uncalled for and absolutely beyond me as to why you feel the need to attack them after they put out a very clear explaination which is absolutely not gatekeeping anything in any fricking way. Be ashamed of yourselves, seriously.
Oh I just checked and it mustve been changed, which is nice. The version in this video was what it said a week ago haha
that entry was made in february when the discord people were mad that dragoon said wrong stuff
Hello, I am the owner of the dictionary. In the community, he was criticized a lot back when he was putting out his first few CC videos. In my opinion some of this criticism went too far (and some was valid) but even if you don't think it was valid at all, the criticism existed nonetheless. Also, Dragoon's older Cookie Clicker videos did have a lot of incorrect information, either by accident or for dramatic or comedic effect, and since the videos motivated Dragoon's viewers to play the game, he unintentionally brought in a huge wave of misinformed players to the Discord.
His videos have improved a TON in quality since then and the dictionary had not been updated to match that until now. With such a large dictionary, it can be hard to manage every single entry. I said what I said before because he had been known to reject strategies shown in the Discord, probably for comedic effect, though his community seemed to take that more seriously and refuse to read guides sent to them. It was always more of a problem of his viewers than a problem of Dragoon himself. In terms of him being an "OK player," that also used to be true, since after his first video about CC people were calling him "the best cookie clicker player" even though that wasn't true. While he still isn't quite at the caliber of the top players, it's safe to say he's better than OK.
Hope that cleared things up a bit.
@@xynterceptmfs just wanna gatekeep let's be real
@@blinddig7525 Seems like it tbh lol
"I judged the person in line for don't comboing their groceries in the right order"
what a phrase
533 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that.
The fact that dragoon has set all of this lore in between different videos is crazy
The combo counts in our hearts. (You are definitely not getting on the leaderboard with that though)
As long as he didn't know about it, I don't see why it wouldn't be allowed. The video shows that he wasn't using it
@@NoName...... he knew he had it he didn't know it was against the rules
@@abfs5470
But did he use it? He was shown clicking normally multiple times.
@@CommentPositionInformerhe did, he said so in discord
@@NoName......oh sorry i brought the answers with me into my final exam, i didn't know it was against the rules, surely i still pass 🥺👉👈
Dragoon has come so far, we love to hear the joy in his voice. This video gives me physical HEALING
He is soo addicted to cookie clicker that even made the dev team in the second game he plays add cookie clicker to lure him back.
That's power my people.
I am scared for Dragoons mental health.Maybe he shoudve trained under Morgan to be perfect
No
Yes
maybe
Maybe no, maybe yes
You think he is bad? Go to the Theroizer and watch one video.
6:30 Join the good side. Get trigs. It'll be fun!
no
fr
finnless bad
shut up!?!?!?!??!!
scum is love, scum is life
You dedication to cookie clicker achieved me to physical inner peace. The time and effort put into the cookie… it inspires me.
Lol the name😂
Physical inner peace?
Just so you know I started playing this with the same goal after seeing your vids and got the first juicy after 4 days of going for it, legit, and nearly freaked out :)
God damn well done
sacrifice when
11:11 Redo or died as a virgin.
He will die a virgin anyways
yes.
YES
Yes what?
New Dragoon video. Let's GOOO
Dragoon is the Second funniest person in the world.After Morgen 😂
@@Krycho-_-Morgan*
@@Airputih1122 All Powerful Being*
@@egg2618 The king of the god*
whats up with the donaion stoping he wont be able to steal the popes hat
This has put the fear of God in me. Sometimes I've wondered if I should enter the Cookie Clicker Discord (aka DashNet Forums iirc), but... I'm a filthy, miserable, disgusting casual. My brain was never meant to process astrophysics, engineering, and selling my soul to the Cookie Devil just to get all the achievements, including the shadow achievements.
This video is both terrifying, inspiring, and maybe, makes me believe that purpose is just an afterthought.
Tl:dr; *scrying noises*
just because the endgame is complicated doesn’t mean we can’t assist new players. read the pins, use the dictionary if you need it and you’ll be fine
Now you just need to things of similar difficulty 23 times to get all achievments, good luck Dragoon!
Why is nobody talking about the emotion in his voice when he finally got the combo? He sounded like he was about to cry, you could feel the pain of the countless hours he spent doing it 💔
Love your videos, Dragoon ❤️🩹
he finally conquered morgan ellis (well not yet he still needs 23 more achievements) of course he’s happy
10:15 LET HIM COOK!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥
Thanks for the heart Dragoon ❤️
thanks for the timestamp
Finally donations are on again.
So here is part 14 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat
Never in my life have I thought Dragoon would express such genuine joy, it unironically scared me
honestly I won't be surprised if dragoon is actually a genius medical student but given it all up for cookies
I am not even that big of a fan of this game and my best is like a Decillion but godamn I'm so happy that I found this channel, my jaw dropped at that ending but my jaw hit the ground seeing how complicated that achievement is. This is such a good video!!
6:56 OH NO CONGREGATION JUMPSCARE BROKE INTO COOKIE CLICKER, WE ARE ALL DOOMED.
The real thing is how the f#&k did it escape to the cookie verse?
Havent watched this guy in a while and then he randomly jumped into my recommended damn
10:15 Epic music video hits hard.
LMAO THE DRAGOON ENTRY IN THE CC DICTIONARY IS "A TH-camr who has made a few videos about Cookie Clicker. He is often criticized within the community for spreading misinformation to new players, and having a community which blindly follows him."
Bonus: "Dragooner - A term used to criticize the people who blindly follow Dragoon. Not the same as a regular Dragoon viewer."
so real
dropping the metascrying flowchart in the first 10 seconds is a bold move
10:47 can I just say I’ve never ever seen dragoon be this emotionally raw before, this was hilarious and I loved it
it is definitely understated how insanely lucky he got in this combo. tl;dr in terms of non-guaranteed luck-dependent golden cookie buffs, the best ever luck attained in noscum history.
noscum endgame combos are comprised of three different sets of effects. the first few are the naturally stacked buffs, which are frenzy + dragon harvest + building special. next is the guaranteed scried effect - in this case he used another building special, but noscum players further in tend to use an elder frenzy which is harder to scry but around 6-7 times better. the three stacked buff and the scried effect are basically guaranteed for the combo attempt, so there’s no luck involved.
the last set of effects are the non-guaranteed ones. these come from the 3 other fthof golden cookies, and the 1 natural golden cookie. players usually aim for a click frenzy from the fthof cookies, and possibly a dragonflight from the natural. getting both two are insanely rare, there's a 40-50% chance to get cf and a 6% chance to get df, resulting in a 2-3% chance of getting cf+df.
getting the naturally stacked f+dh+bs with a scried ef and cf+df is considered the holy grail of noscum, the best (leaderboard-eligible) combo ever attempted so far. only a handful of players have achieved this, top players spend about 7 hours of playtime to churn out a single grail attempt just for that tiny chance at this.
now dragoon also stacked f+dh+bs, and scried a bs instead of an ef, which as previously mentioned is 6-7x weaker. but from the 3 non-guaranteed fthofs and the 1 natural, he hit cf+df+bs. which is insane. if he had scried an ef instead of the bs, this would have been f+dh+2bs+ef+cf+df, or grail+bs, the single best combo in noscum history. he achieved this in a mere 4 combo attempts.
so yeah, this 305 trevigintillion is kinda luck carried lmao. he made quite a few combo execution mistakes, but as one of those haters from before i truly applaud how he took the effort to learn endgame combos through guides and asking questions in the discord. but no, you don’t need grail for trevig
I'm not gonna read all of those
tldr trufflz is here after copypasting whatever the fuck he had prepared for next dragoon upload
Wait that was actually real?
He hit BS scry+BS+DF and forgot the loans?
Wow
@@PolvunakGD certainly helps knowing that he got the combo two weeks before this but
@@linuslucke3838 He told us about it in the discord a while before this vid yea. Wild moment to get that lucky and then break comp rules and forget loans lol
I just love how you make boring game actually so intense
0:45 bro has an anime and he’s the protagonist 💀💀💀
I like watching this guy every now and again just to make sure he's doing okay, y'know? Make sure he hasn't turned into a cookie yet or something by doing so much cookie clicker
Fact: cookie grail isn’t actually the hardest achievement, it actually a shadow achievement which you have a 1 in 1 million chance of getting it.
1.luck achievements can't even be ranked since you can either not get it all the way until the heat death of the universe, or get it 5 seconds into your playthrough
2. cookie grail isn't even an achievement
10:53
The final stretch is just around the corner. You got this dad- i am mean dragoon!!!
1:16 i don’t have to, but i will
IVE BEEN WAITING MUCH TOO LONG FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That reaction was personal💀💀💀
YES a cookie clicker video thank you dragoon and congratulations on the achievement
dragoon never fails to torture himself just for us to enjoy
That song you made was actually awesome, you should make more!
I have never caught a dragoon video this fresh
God has awakend when we started this series
10:47 that is remarkable
Flowchart seems harder then remembering every digit of pi🗣️🗣️
wait till you see terraria fargo's souls eternity thingy crafting thingy
@@Nepetaa I once took a look at it and it is hell
@@Nepetaa o no
@@rexbattler41 Its actually not that hard to make, most of the tree is really basic resources and the entire soul of terraria can basically be skipped by fighting a few bosses
@@Shy_002 ok what about with the dlc so U need calamity thorium etc
NOT THE MODDED TERRARIA CRAFTING TREE
I love your cookie clicker videos thanks for making them
Dragoon I want you to know that your videos brighten my day when I see them, I’m happy when you post something new even if I’m not a player of that game. Cheers hope you doing great
10:47 the most genuine reaction out of dragoon to date
The mouse is an accomplice for the grandmothers, they were planing this the entire time, from the first click!
You're the best of the best lore! And if you quit TH-cam you will be the legend of cookie,Hypixel,of everything at TH-cam!
Should've kept quiet about the autoclicker on the mouse and felt the success rush through the veins
8:31 you’ve spent more hours on cookie clicker this week than i have been at work
I love how upon starting a new video, you always retell your cookie clicker experience from the very beginning
Gotta stop everything I'm doing when a new Dragoon video drops 🙏😭
thank you dragoon :) i cant wait to see your next vid
what is that song at 5:25 i can't find it
found it [No Copyright Music] - The Vampire Hunter - Gothic ( Castlevania )
@@lautaromanzano5773 thank you so much
Gotta love the fact that it’s a cookie clicker game yet it goes to whatever your mind can even think of and more
Wild. A game with a devoted leaderboard and such outrageous names and tasks and goals all centered around cookies.
9:37 he... swore but he doesnt swear?
the soul of dra2oon joined
0:13 name of song please.
Check description
just watched the entire vid and... 1:01
so... what is do ass?
💀
it is something most cookie clicker players cannot do
WHAT I DID TO YOUR MOM
It's what user-qn3kk6jg6d (for God's sake, get a simpler username) did to your mom.
basically, doing ass is just like getting 7hs in 1.0393 (see pins 10 and 20)
this is why i love people so much, a simple game about clicking a cookie and pushing it to the max
At this point I think even Morgan has to admit that dragoon deserved the achievement
He uploaded.
cheeseborgor
cheeseborgor
cheeseborgor
Bro just click
I just got into the cookie clicker vids recently so this is perfect timing
This guy can click cookies, but I bet he can't survive vampires
lol bro put gosl in the vid
real
ryan GOSLing
Dragoon? More line Cookoon 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
🐛
Well damn, early.
Yessir
Me too
Same
Fr
Yes
Idk how to describe Dragoon's work ethic. He will overcome terrifying odds, no setback EVER stops him... but then again...
He's playing a video game.
Before stumbling across this video, I genuinely thought cookie clicker was just clicking cookies. Maybe hiring some grandmas to help. I feel like this video has somehow dealt me psychic damage
I like Trains
only 3 views in 48 seconds bro fell off
Love your vids keep up the good work dragoon👍
Everybody allways asks "who's Dragoon" but they never ask "how's Draggon"
10:47 love how ecstatic and overjoyed Dragoon is here
we NEED more Dragoon singles. That riff, flow and scream slapped.
I feel sad that I have over triple the amount of hours that dragoon has on cookie clicker on gmod.
Somehow I'm starting to get genuinely concerned about Dragoon's mental and maybe even physical health throughout these videos. I'm also in a weird spot, because a true Dragoon viewer could never worry about Dragoon's situation, but a normal human being would be concerned from the very start. This was truly one of the most seriously delusional videos I've ever seen ❤.
"I internally judged the person in front of me for not comboing their groceries correctly"
This is so real dude
the song at the end was truly amazing
agreed
Bro is writing the lore of games better than the games themselves
8:00 an edit of this by cutting out “click the cookie” would be like a guide to summoning cthulhu
Dragoon continues to find new "Hardest achievements" in cookie clicker I'm convinced the devs are adding stuff just to torture him
3:48 "but before step one, *i have to learn this way of casting spells.* yeah, should be easy enough"
10:17 i love when he raps
This series has been the most entertaining deep dive into hell. Like holy shit a 0.075% chance that takes hours to setup. Goddamn
This game is the closest gaming experience to encountering an Eldritch being irl. Not even a joke.
Who remember him having 40k subs making skyblock contant? These were the golden times
Dragons weakness is... GARDENING
10:14 that song is fire 🤘