fun fact! the sensors for "ouch! too spicy!" and "owie! that's really cold!" are different, so you can experience hellfire by eating chili peppers and mentos
Correction: for the Aldi shopping carts, you only need to pay for the front cart. All the other ones behind it will be locked together, but you only need to free it from the front most cart which is just 25 cents.
I believe I heard about 3:42 from Hank Green, though I may be wrong... I wonder if it acts like red food dye as well. Probably does. Am I gonna try it to find out? *Hell no,* but it'd be neat to know. :3
I had gotten that message about being too far away for delivery. I was heading to a friend's house who only lived a few blocks away in the same neighborhood and it let me order to his house
I have an even weirder one: At my parents home a grocery store doesnt deliver because its not in the area they deliver. But they found out that at their neighbours house they can order deliveries just fine.
Earlier this year, it got dark and I walked all the way to Krogers to buy something I was in the mood for. I didn't feel like walking home, so I took one of their scooter carts and drove it most of the way home. It got stuck in front of another grocery store, so I just left it there.
I feel like I get jump scarred every time Damien mentions wrestling stuff. I heard L. A. Knight and my head immediately snapped up and got ready to say Yeah right before he did. I completely forget he also loves the carny sport of wrestling. YEAH!
4:23 I have no problem with this ethically, but as a practical solution it isn’t viable, since the lawyers take the lions share and the remainder is split among however many participants there are. In most class action suits, you’re lucky if you get enough to buy a nice dinner out. What you really want to do is be one of the lawyers.
My fiance finally got his payout from that ITT college class action suit after years of it going on. It ended up being $10. But since he was one of thousands of people affected, the expectations weren't high anyway. I was more surprised they even have out anything.
as an uber driver, i can confirm, that IS the "park anywhere button", just be SLIGHTLY considerate to people, and at least TRY to pull off on the shoulder of the road when you use it......
2:22 side note, don't use nude photos of the people you are giving the speech to, although it does really help visualize them nude, they don't seem to like it. don't ask how I figured this out.
from the food content ive see, blood also TASTES like egg, IF AND ONLY IF you cook it properly, a SPECIFIC way this is done is in a dish called "white blood" (IIRC) where they stir a coagulant into the blood, and it just rips out all the red blood cells, leaving only the plasma, and the white blood cells, when cooked it has the texture, and even apperance of egg whites, and almost no flavor of its own.
Actually I could use more white blood cells. My count is low due to always fighting infections. I wonder if I get someone to bake me cakes with their blood.
Side note: there was actually a female serial killer based in a small village of I believe Italy. She was trying to get get health or something for one of her kids. She was convinced her kids would die (sooth sayer of sorts told her I believe), and she believed it because she had experienced a long chain of miscarriages, still births, and many of her children died of illnesses. She practiced in some folk magic of sorts herself in order to protect her remaining children. She killed people and made stuff out of their bodies. One of the prime things was baking stuff. Quite literally she was baking with blood. She was feeding these items to other people but was having difficulty getting the recipe right. Eventually she got it right and sold the little tea cakes in her shop. I believe she ended up killing around 3-4 people. Oh, she also turned their fats into soap to sell in her little village shop. Her name was Leonarda Cianciullia and her crimes accounted in 1939-1940.
At 3:54 , so dumb that they wasted so much money on this research with the blood versus the egg. Anyone who's been to the damn Aztec place has already known this. I could reference a few other cultural places although I believe this one has been in our history books for years.
@@coinsilver3 so this would be something that had crossed my mind because for myself I know I can smell when certain people are doing a certain biological thing during a certain time of the month, if cent really is connected to taste how would that change things up I was wondering also. For example I can tell the difference between farm fresh eggs and industrial produced eggs, also the difference between white shell and Brown shell. Then you have people that don't have this indication, and take in different aspects of the food. Maybe try for example making cupcakes using Sprite as the replacement for egg. I'm not able to think of other things I've tried currently but there's a few other things you could replace egg with and some of them one wouldn't even be able to tell. Thank you for your question apologies if this message is long
9:20 They gave it to him. That’s not stealing, they were just stupid. Keep in mind that saying that he should be in prison means you are defending multi-billion dollar companies, and are probably either an executive for those companies or a cop, neither make you look great.
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I can't believe Damien JUST discovered the horror that is mixing minty fresh gum with ice cold water 🤣🤣🤣. Proud to witness one his life milestones.
Mixing that is like a middle school lunch concoction of chocolate milk and doritos
Another horror experience is minty toothpaste and drinking orange juice. It's horrible.
@@iclynnx don’t remind me of that, gives me flashbacks to middle school
@@dmplacencia Hehehe >:D
I like the feel of mint and cold water. Am I weird?
fun fact! the sensors for "ouch! too spicy!" and "owie! that's really cold!" are different, so you can experience hellfire by eating chili peppers and mentos
Now that’s a proper SLPT 👍
@@kewoshk I exist for the sole purpose of helping people learn from my mistakes
Fun fact: lots of films used actual human corpses to save money. The pool scene in Poltergeist is a famous example.
I wish I was joking
Wow, that IS fun!
I am never shocked by what people are willing to buy, but who was willing to sell that many corpses?
@@pirobot668beta someone who wanted to make money, and had the means to do so
well I thought it was a *dead* giveaway
@@BoinguMcGoingudeadass?
Whenever I feel very stupid, I go to subreddits like this to make myself feel better
Remember kids, its always cool to commit tax fraud
Damien punched me directly in the face by saying “LA Knight-pilled”
YEAH
We gotta love the shitty tips.
Helping life as always.
This subreddit is hilarious 😂 Happy Monday EmKay!
Correction: for the Aldi shopping carts, you only need to pay for the front cart. All the other ones behind it will be locked together, but you only need to free it from the front most cart which is just 25 cents.
I both love and hate how Damien keeps on saying "SLPT" even though we all clicked on a video with that in the title 😂
I believe I heard about 3:42 from Hank Green, though I may be wrong... I wonder if it acts like red food dye as well. Probably does. Am I gonna try it to find out? *Hell no,* but it'd be neat to know. :3
it in fact does! it also kinda overrides other flavourings, so ask tumblr for some vanilla extract and keep to cherry and raspberry desserts!
I had gotten that message about being too far away for delivery. I was heading to a friend's house who only lived a few blocks away in the same neighborhood and it let me order to his house
I have an even weirder one:
At my parents home a grocery store doesnt deliver because its not in the area they deliver.
But they found out that at their neighbours house they can order deliveries just fine.
To be fair I never understood how the quarter lock on the shopping carts prevent stealing them
You get your quarter back if you return it, so it make sure you don’t forget to put the cart back or you will lose your money.
@@LakinMae5 yea but obviously the carts are worth more than 25¢
It's more to make people put their carts back instead of leaving them in the parking lot I think
Earlier this year, it got dark and I walked all the way to Krogers to buy something I was in the mood for. I didn't feel like walking home, so I took one of their scooter carts and drove it most of the way home. It got stuck in front of another grocery store, so I just left it there.
3:33 Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
I feel like I get jump scarred every time Damien mentions wrestling stuff. I heard L. A. Knight and my head immediately snapped up and got ready to say Yeah right before he did. I completely forget he also loves the carny sport of wrestling.
YEAH!
YEAH
You know what? If that blood egg substitute is true it'll open a whole new door for fiction authors.
It is true :)
I’m glad Damien is back his impressions are Great.
SLPT: Buy Car boot. then Boot your own car everywhere you park.
Ah yes, my favorite life tips! (You’re doing great, Damien!)
I use these tips every day, you cannot believe how well all of these work in my life
Hazard lights are indeed used to park anywhere
4:23 I have no problem with this ethically, but as a practical solution it isn’t viable, since the lawyers take the lions share and the remainder is split among however many participants there are. In most class action suits, you’re lucky if you get enough to buy a nice dinner out. What you really want to do is be one of the lawyers.
My fiance finally got his payout from that ITT college class action suit after years of it going on. It ended up being $10. But since he was one of thousands of people affected, the expectations weren't high anyway. I was more surprised they even have out anything.
as an uber driver, i can confirm, that IS the "park anywhere button", just be SLIGHTLY considerate to people, and at least TRY to pull off on the shoulder of the road when you use it......
I cant wait to apply these helpful life pro tips in my life
2:22 side note, don't use nude photos of the people you are giving the speech to, although it does really help visualize them nude, they don't seem to like it.
don't ask how I figured this out.
3:34 I actually learned this on my first day at college in my pastry class. (:
I love this sub :D migjt start following these tips-
4:03 blood bread was somewhat common in middle ages Germanic regions & Britain.
bizarro vegan egg substitute
how is it vegan?
10:35 I mean, OP is still correct…. They can’t sue you for slander 😏
The first one is so unhinged, I love it.
Holy shit, I died at Damien eating minty gum and cold water. Dude's a scientist now, he deserves his PhD from EmKay University
8:27 *Im pretty sure he means the drink Sherry.*
SLPT: youtube trying to block your adblockers? just disable and enable it and imagine your adblocker still works.
Straight out of the oven baby
Thanks for these amazing tips i'll now be trying those blood cakes.
8:11 ong though doing both does make you feel good antidepressants and outdoors is great
from the food content ive see, blood also TASTES like egg, IF AND ONLY IF you cook it properly, a SPECIFIC way this is done is in a dish called "white blood" (IIRC) where they stir a coagulant into the blood, and it just rips out all the red blood cells, leaving only the plasma, and the white blood cells, when cooked it has the texture, and even apperance of egg whites, and almost no flavor of its own.
You definitely feast on toddlers
Actually I could use more white blood cells. My count is low due to always fighting infections. I wonder if I get someone to bake me cakes with their blood.
you can tie your shoes in Paris, just go alone when you do it
The real pro life tip is to buy shoes without laces. Seriously, why do people waste their time with meaningless work?
Early gang! *Here is to more EmKay who has funny content unlike a certain wolf*
Careful they might get you next ;)
@@ctmuffin3081 Not important enough. I do not have anything they want. *LOL*
@@SuntopKinseekerwho?
Do I want to know the context?
If it's me, I won't feel bad
@@efad3215TH-camr named sssniperwolf doxxed a youtuber for criticizing her
4:40 ah yes 2 dollars and 90 cents
Dude i love mints and ice water. it feels so cool and fresh
r/foundsatan
Same. I usually do this with 5 mint gums
9:18 People are foreign, Damien
14:08 i took that in a different direction initially...
Side note: there was actually a female serial killer based in a small village of I believe Italy. She was trying to get get health or something for one of her kids. She was convinced her kids would die (sooth sayer of sorts told her I believe), and she believed it because she had experienced a long chain of miscarriages, still births, and many of her children died of illnesses. She practiced in some folk magic of sorts herself in order to protect her remaining children. She killed people and made stuff out of their bodies.
One of the prime things was baking stuff. Quite literally she was baking with blood. She was feeding these items to other people but was having difficulty getting the recipe right. Eventually she got it right and sold the little tea cakes in her shop. I believe she ended up killing around 3-4 people. Oh, she also turned their fats into soap to sell in her little village shop. Her name was Leonarda Cianciullia and her crimes accounted in 1939-1940.
At 3:54 , so dumb that they wasted so much money on this research with the blood versus the egg. Anyone who's been to the damn Aztec place has already known this. I could reference a few other cultural places although I believe this one has been in our history books for years.
At 3:54
How would it taste? I would think that the metalic taste would be in the way.
@@coinsilver3 so this would be something that had crossed my mind because for myself I know I can smell when certain people are doing a certain biological thing during a certain time of the month, if cent really is connected to taste how would that change things up I was wondering also.
For example I can tell the difference between farm fresh eggs and industrial produced eggs, also the difference between white shell and Brown shell.
Then you have people that don't have this indication, and take in different aspects of the food.
Maybe try for example making cupcakes using Sprite as the replacement for egg.
I'm not able to think of other things I've tried currently but there's a few other things you could replace egg with and some of them one wouldn't even be able to tell.
Thank you for your question apologies if this message is long
@@coinsilver3 maybe a better example for the food thing for controversy would be using Greek yogurt versus sour cream and can you tell the difference
3:51 that's just scary they know this bc, where did they get the blood?
LPT: eat applesauce and ketchup.
mint and cold water burns
me and Damien wheezed at the same time after he said Freddy Fazbear
I work at CEC and test the photo booth using my phone screen as a joke sometimes. My coworkers are fine with it.
9:20 They gave it to him. That’s not stealing, they were just stupid. Keep in mind that saying that he should be in prison means you are defending multi-billion dollar companies, and are probably either an executive for those companies or a cop, neither make you look great.
12:43 the fact that I actually do this kajdksknskskakal
13:41 Now wear that exact same shirt in the UK.
4:00
Okay but imagine making an awesome red velvet cake using blood instead of eggs and not needing any red dye
Fun fact: in many languages the name for protein is the same as for "egg white"...
My phone is on fire please help
have you tried putting it in rice
Good point
1:54 Seems to only apply to men, as women are told to get it in a bun or braids. Except if it's facial hair...
Whatever, it's just discrimination. When I see cut hair and a monkey suit, I just assume it's a wage slave.
I don't understand the fuss about mint gum and ice water. I've had it multiple times and it just makes the water colder.
10:33 You're not the one sending me all those e-mails are you?
4:41 did they just estimate that shopping carts weigh 100lbs?
0:56 she came out as a lesbian
I did some math with the blood. Assuming 1g of blood = 1.06ml, then you will need 68.9ml of blood or 1/4 cup of blood for 1 whole egg.
Ummm, actually you don't need eggs or an egg substitute to make cakes.🤓🤓🤓
@@1dk95 could also use mayo
Love Damien
Would it be fraud if I sent a bill to TH-cam for all the time I wasted watching their ads?
g is gravity.
Not related to the vid, but before i die i wanna replay most wanted 2012 one last time
Perfect for my 21st birthday!
My life is a shitty tip
You can take like 10 for only one coin. More becomes difficult to manoeuvre.
I swear I'm loosing brain cells watching this
Thanks
You can easily get that much from a class action, it’s only 20$ bills lol, not like it was a 100s
Lithuania gang
👇
5:45 ONE PIECE?!🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣☠☠☠☠
Hell yeah
Drugs
Day 1 of asking for train memes
DUMMY YEAH!
11:40
Wow 28 minutes
IM THE 3K LIKE YES FINALLY 😩
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Day 1084 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
JESUS CHRIST
Everywhere I look, I see his face.
Early gang
First
Early
Early!
SLPT: Fighting people in public grants you XP, and a free trip to Jail, the longer you do it.
(Don’t)
This is sarcasm!😅
@@KesorodaBlkit was funny until you added that reply👍
13:09 Good Life Protip: Use completely different Google Drive accounts, in a manner akin to Pokémon Boxes, for your photos and videos.
Thank me later.