It just struck me, now, years after the show ended, that Dr. Murphy is called Murphy, and that with him everything that can go wrong, does. I am a slooooow man...
The part I loved about Scrubs was that after a couple seasons you clued in on the fact that Dr. Cox was a complete burn-out. He _really_ cared about his patients and the whole insulting and ranting routine was just his way of dealing with the sheer existential horror that is being unable to help so many people -- That's why the "perfect game" episode is my favorite. All the man wants is just *one* day when he doesn't have to stare death in the face.
Backed up even further by Season 5 Episodes 20&21. He had a deep connection with a patient, albeit through childhood trauma, and when him and 3 other patients died because of a freak accident he causes, he completely loses it. Dr. Cox always plays some villainous role to drive people away, but when it truly matters and the balance of someone's life or career comes into play, he shows who he truly is. Which is why the finale (I don't count season 9 as a show, much less a season) was such a perfect finale.
@@neralvan2738 Yeah that one episode in particular is probably my favorite in the entire run of the show. To make it all worse, there was one patient in that episode who Cox was friends with and was not in any danger of dying until receiving the rabies-infected organ donation. You could see just how personally he took that death and how responsible he felt for it (as it led to his stint away from the hospital), and it showed you--as you said--just how much he truly cared for his patients.
I knew a guy who worked at either a funeral home or crematorium (I forgot which). The people there would make the most fucked up jokes according to him. nothing was sacred, anything was allowed. Not because they were bad people, or had bad morals. It was purely because they NEEDED to do it to get through the day. It's one thing to have a ceremony for an elderly lady who died peacefully in her sleep. Its another to hold it for a 9 year old who was struck dead by a car. That info always stuck by me and it's the main reason why I feel Doctor Cox is quite possibly the most realistic aspect of the show.
Or and hear me out he just loves rants which is shown when JD gave him an encyclopedia with every rant he’s every made...the delight on his face is telling
because most people think it but our society says everyone should be treated nice even when its just not true. its also why so many love insult comedy (think of a roast)
Its surprising.A shock, and its there to make you laugh so its ok to laugh at poor dr. murphy being emotionally crippled by his superiors because its a joke but irl he would probably become severely depressed so we dont say that irl. Its fantasy about letting out rage but in very inappropriate ways, imagine if the show focused on dr murphys sad background or something, those jokes wouldnt be so funny. However we know the struggles of cox and his therapy so it makes it a bit more real. You get assholes who just take jokes from this and find power in using it in real life, but they don't know the suffering the guy on the other end goes through. A lot of people are raised by tv nowadays. Time and place.
“There seems to be a mix up, this hell. Hello Hitler, hello Mussolini, Captain Kangaroo? That’s weird.” Not just the dialog, but the way Cox delivers it, laughing too hard to breath. 😂😂
The writers of this show came up with a brilliant way to deal with the Dr./Mr. Murphy character. If you are a fan of the show (spoiler), you learn that Murphy eventually specializes in Pathology and, it turns out, he is superbly good at his job. Why? Because he had accidentally killed so many patients when he was still treating them, that he became a walking encyclopedia of causes of death. Just genius writing (and acting)!
@@macmcleod1188 If you’re talking about Doug finding his own, I couldn’t agree more. It put a huge smile on my face and made me ridiculously happy for a fictional character.
Honestly I think my favorite part of this whole thing is the exchange between Kelso and JD: JD: "Nana Hobbes or Grandma Dorian? Because Nana Hobbes can be a teensy bit racist." KELSO: "Grandma Dorian." JD: "She's dead." Cox may not appreciate JD all the time, but you know damn well JD was doing that just to be an asshole and piss off Kelso, and I love it.
The best thing about this show is the few moments it got serious it would burn a hole in your heart so quickly that you didn't know how to process it fast enough. Therein lies the essence of life.
Great moment in Scrubs, but as far as this being his most underrated joke/rant I must quote the man himself. "Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong."
One of the best moments was when J.D. said, "Soon you'll control what I say" and Dr. Cox responds, "I can control what you're say. Watch. Say something annoying!" J.D. responds, "See, it's..." and Dr. Cox says, "TA-DA!!!" That is by far one of Dr. Cox's sickest burns ever.
my favorite kelso moment is when JD's patient dies and kelso tells him. "Dr. Dorian you patient coded, i called it" "wait he's dead are you sure????" "well if he isn't that autopsy's gonna be a bitch" i know this isn't a kelso video, but kelso is still gold in this one too.
My favorite part: I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!" LOL
"Perry, it's hotter than hell in here!" "Freezing!" "Great coffee though!" "Rat piss!" "Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up!" "No Bob, in fact he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!" "Your witness."
Kelso: RoboCop 3 is total crap! Cox: Masterpiece. Kelso: I say po-ta-to, and you say... Cox: To-ma-to. Kelso: How many lights are there? Cox: THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS. Kelso: Dr. Cox is the greatest physician who ever lived. Cox: ... damn you.
@@proudtennessean6152 That is because TV viewers don't want to see a doctor the same procedures over and over. They always get the most unique cases... The reason why this show is reasonable accurate is because they don't focus as much on the patients, but more on the transition of the medical students make into becoming a doctors...
They could have easily had Dr Cox and Dr Kelso switch arguments and have Kelso say he wants everyone to focus only on people who have a chance because it will boost the hospital stats and give us more grants or whatever, but instead they actually made Dr Cox wrong and Dr Kelso right. It humanizes both of them which makes this a great show
What I liked about the show was they put a lot of work into not having a 'villain' , just people with conflicting ideas on how to handle shit. Everyone had a reason for being the way they are, shit even "the todd" acts how he does due to hidden insecurities Kelso and cox aren't bad people, they're just burned out from a lifetime of this shit
My all time favorite Dr Cox moment is still: Elliot: "Dr Cox, I need your help." Dr Cox: "I would love to help you Barbie, but I am plum out of hair scrunchies."
All about animation it's good has emotional and comedic scenes... however Frasier and everybody loves Raymond were slightly smarter in there jokes .. particularly Frasier
Nah the best Cox and Kelso scene was when Cox punched him in front of everyone for being a bullying asshole to Elliot and everyone's reaction it made that the best ever scene 😂😂
@@filipjovanovic8138Yeah from what I heard, a lot of research was done as well as talking with some doctors, especially the doctor that heavily influenced JD's character. Plus unlike House and Grey's, the drama of the show doesn't nearly as often come from the actual medicine or the rare or weird cases about it, but about the emotional connection and internal tensions between the characters, so you don't need to lean as heavily into medicine aspects (including fudging more things so they go the way of the plot) which also helps accuracy
And not a single laugh track in sight. Well, except for "My Life In Four Cameras", which was supposed to be there. Oh, and the reworkings of MASH with the laugh track added for stupid people, which ruined it.
To be fair by Kelso he is not wrong. That's why while I found him unpleasant, I never hated him. Families of patients are paying doctors to spend time with the patients. It's not about saving the patient but managing the optics, which, let's face it everyone has to do.
Ashhhh "I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!"
I kinda agree with both doctors, on one hand, you need to spend as much time looking after patients who actually have a chance to live but you also can’t let the patients who don’t have any chance just die alone.
My mum walked in on me watching this on the part where he said murphy was a good doctor. She immediately asked me of Dr Cox was drinking earlier in the episode
It doesn't take a genius. It's called triage, and every person in the field learns it from the get-go. Sad to say, there is a priority and true professionals follow it. That's what this scene was getting at, even if light-hearted and out of context.
Reminds me a time when I was rushed into the ER from a head wond. The Doctor was using me as a classroom demonstration. The only thing going through my mind is, "don't screw up on me" I still like nurses better than doctors dealing with stitches.
I've rewatched the entire series (not you, season 9) over the last couple months, and am about to re-rewatch it. So all I can say is go deep, and enjoy.
NO. Simmons is the ONLY JJJ i can see playing him. He just does too good of a job. Just look at all those youtube poops of him lol. Specifically the coniption one.
Yeah the producers decided that they needed to expand on the characters in the ‘weapons chest’: the term used for sub-characters who are funny for ridiculous reasons. I.e. Todd, Ted etc.
I haven't watched Scrubs in many years. It makes me laugh until I cry or my sides hurt. If the Reruns came on at 3am and I had to get up for work at 6am I would still watch it, sleeplessness and all.
My favorite part of that last bit is that you have two things the audience can't tell (temperature of the room and the quality of the coffee) and then the last one just SEALS IT.
No matter how many times I see a scrubs episode I cant get passed seeing Dr Cox as Sgt O'Neil from Platoon, and that just makes every thing he does even more epic.
Rat piss. He says 'Rat piss'. I saw this episode countless times but here in the UK everything slightly quirky gets censored. Now I've gotten this full scene after like 6 years.
"Everything slightly quirky gets censored"? The Big Fat Quiz had three naked dudes, junk hanging out for all to see, on-screen as a part of a question ("What three statues are they pretending to be")...
After 15 years as a respiratory therapist and working in several different hospitals the part I find funniest is the idea that a Doctor of any sort being the one to draw an ABG or have anything to do with weaning a patient off of a ventilator. Most doctors have no idea how to do either of those tasks. But I guess that's why it's funny.
Indeed. It's one of the 2 reasons I never watched this show. The 2nd being I could never suspend my disbelief that Braff was somehow able to get really hot women. I know tv is supposed to be fantasy but.....there are limits, y'know?
actually there are nurses characters, and as the main cast is made up of interns, well, they do quite a lot of nurses work. But mostly, you have to blame the law of conservation of detail to blame: most of the things are done by the main characters, who are mostly doctors. Would be fun to have a show about the rest of the medical personel though.
So true. Working in a hospital system is juggling multiple bosses and managers who all want contradictory things. Your best bet is to navigate it without one or both of them getting TOO angry with you.
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"I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. It didn't work out the way I planned. It's just me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians."
Can I join?
Ha, ha! 😂
@Emanuel Toma False, he loves cox.
this is quite possibly the best comment on any scrubs video that i have read!!! absolutely brilliant!! xx
@@thepeepsho it's from the show.
It just struck me, now, years after the show ended, that Dr. Murphy is called Murphy, and that with him everything that can go wrong, does.
I am a slooooow man...
... holy shit.
Wow, I never saw that.
never thought of that either wow
You are not alone.
Wow, that as bad as when I realized that Aloma Wright came back as Shirley when they killed off Lavern.
The part I loved about Scrubs was that after a couple seasons you clued in on the fact that Dr. Cox was a complete burn-out. He _really_ cared about his patients and the whole insulting and ranting routine was just his way of dealing with the sheer existential horror that is being unable to help so many people -- That's why the "perfect game" episode is my favorite. All the man wants is just *one* day when he doesn't have to stare death in the face.
And yet at the end, of the day, he said to call the death, because he knew that day was lost, but there was always hope for tomorrow.
Backed up even further by Season 5 Episodes 20&21. He had a deep connection with a patient, albeit through childhood trauma, and when him and 3 other patients died because of a freak accident he causes, he completely loses it. Dr. Cox always plays some villainous role to drive people away, but when it truly matters and the balance of someone's life or career comes into play, he shows who he truly is. Which is why the finale (I don't count season 9 as a show, much less a season) was such a perfect finale.
@@neralvan2738 Yeah that one episode in particular is probably my favorite in the entire run of the show. To make it all worse, there was one patient in that episode who Cox was friends with and was not in any danger of dying until receiving the rabies-infected organ donation. You could see just how personally he took that death and how responsible he felt for it (as it led to his stint away from the hospital), and it showed you--as you said--just how much he truly cared for his patients.
I knew a guy who worked at either a funeral home or crematorium (I forgot which). The people there would make the most fucked up jokes according to him. nothing was sacred, anything was allowed.
Not because they were bad people, or had bad morals. It was purely because they NEEDED to do it to get through the day. It's one thing to have a ceremony for an elderly lady who died peacefully in her sleep. Its another to hold it for a 9 year old who was struck dead by a car.
That info always stuck by me and it's the main reason why I feel Doctor Cox is quite possibly the most realistic aspect of the show.
Or and hear me out he just loves rants which is shown when JD gave him an encyclopedia with every rant he’s every made...the delight on his face is telling
Cox: _"Mr. Murphey -"_
Murphey: _"Dr. Murphey?"_
Cox: _"ehh, yeehh, ehh, teehh, yehh, ehh"_
xD
LOL.
***** one of my favorite dr cox moments right there... i use it in real life a lot
i used this joke on a fellow NCO. who was tightroping 3 different "less than honorable" discharge(s).
You zeroed on the perhaps the funniest moment from the entire series.
captain kangaroo - that's weird
'I'll explain it for you, you're a bad doctor' - hahaha xD Why is brutal honesty so funny?
because most people think it but our society says everyone should be treated nice even when its just not true.
its also why so many love insult comedy (think of a roast)
hardwire Yep, that's it.
in what society do you live i wonder.assholes have been a majority since i was born in 1991.
Its surprising.A shock, and its there to make you laugh so its ok to laugh at poor dr. murphy being emotionally crippled by his superiors because its a joke but irl he would probably become severely depressed so we dont say that irl. Its fantasy about letting out rage but in very inappropriate ways, imagine if the show focused on dr murphys sad background or something, those jokes wouldnt be so funny. However we know the struggles of cox and his therapy so it makes it a bit more real. You get assholes who just take jokes from this and find power in using it in real life, but they don't know the suffering the guy on the other end goes through. A lot of people are raised by tv nowadays. Time and place.
Most people fail at the honest part of ''brutal honesty''
“There seems to be a mix up, this hell. Hello Hitler, hello Mussolini, Captain Kangaroo? That’s weird.”
Not just the dialog, but the way Cox delivers it, laughing too hard to breath. 😂😂
Facts! 😆
The big question is: who is Captain Kangaroo? (im not american)
@@danielciocilteu3545A childhood entertainer; like Barney, Bozo the Clown, Howdy Doody,, Mr. Rogers, etc.
The writers of this show came up with a brilliant way to deal with the Dr./Mr. Murphy character. If you are a fan of the show (spoiler), you learn that Murphy eventually specializes in Pathology and, it turns out, he is superbly good at his job. Why? Because he had accidentally killed so many patients when he was still treating them, that he became a walking encyclopedia of causes of death. Just genius writing (and acting)!
That was such a satisfying outcome for me. I was just so happy after watching that episode.
@@macmcleod1188 If you’re talking about Doug finding his own, I couldn’t agree more. It put a huge smile on my face and made me ridiculously happy for a fictional character.
Later season ? I thought they had him on track to become a coroner at some point… he was regulated to working with patients who’d already passed away…
Are you kidding? Upstairs they call that a Doug.
@@miahconnell23 Pathologist, I think.
I can listen to Dr. Cox rant all day long. I just love having my ears filled with Cox.
looooool haha why xD
and mouth
that just sounds so wrong xD
I'm not touching that one.
You're doing it wrong
"Your witness... " Great Kelso!
"Your Honor... I got nothing."
That line is literally the reason I looked for this clip
😂😂😂 dead ☠️☠️☠️
Honestly I think my favorite part of this whole thing is the exchange between Kelso and JD:
JD: "Nana Hobbes or Grandma Dorian? Because Nana Hobbes can be a teensy bit racist."
KELSO: "Grandma Dorian."
JD: "She's dead."
Cox may not appreciate JD all the time, but you know damn well JD was doing that just to be an asshole and piss off Kelso, and I love it.
lolololgoodtimes I never thought of it like that. I always just thought JD said that because he was a bit of a weirdo and always said random things.
+George Christodoulides Who are you, JD? Piss off mate.
+lolololgoodtimes I lose it at Kelso''s reaction after that. So funny!
i would agree but JD was always like that it was his character.
I'm honestly surprised Kelso even walked into that one. Usually he doesn't even entertain dumb questions like that one.
The best thing about this show is the few moments it got serious it would burn a hole in your heart so quickly that you didn't know how to process it fast enough. Therein lies the essence of life.
I always thought I'd grow up to be like Doctor Cox. Now I'm 19 and feeling more and more like Doug everyday.
Hit Now me too
No one becomes a Dr Cox without being Doug for a little while
Any changes now that you're 21?
Yeah but doug goes on to be a great mortician, keep at it.
Mozzaru eh, he still makes mistakes.
As an attorney, I crack up everytime Bob just goes "your witness"
Yeah, that will happen when there is great dialogue between Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso.
As you're an attorney I'm surprised you think 'every time' doesn't have a space in the middle.
Cox: We are moving on.
JD: You heard him we're moving on
Cox: Oh, God help me
JD: ...God help him
Dorian's "she's dead" was the part that made me laugh.
Teh0Wolf0Man it's Kelso's face when he says "The point is..." that makes me laugh
I love how JD trolled Kelso with that one 😂😂
Nah... "I'm calling my dad"
Great moment in Scrubs, but as far as this being his most underrated joke/rant I must quote the man himself. "Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong."
Define... clickbait.
I use that on a weekly basis. Even though no one knows what I'm "Quoting"
and we can add, from an other episode, " so wrong that it almost became right "
Who else sang to this?
One of the best moments was when J.D. said, "Soon you'll control what I say" and Dr. Cox responds, "I can control what you're say. Watch. Say something annoying!" J.D. responds, "See, it's..." and Dr. Cox says, "TA-DA!!!"
That is by far one of Dr. Cox's sickest burns ever.
Murphey: Sir...if I can just take this chance to explain my disturbingly high mortality rate.
Kelso: Why don't I do that for you? You're a bad doctor.
"I swear that man has killed so many people he may just be a government agent..."
@@s-094cam5 conspiracy theory intensifies
So why do you keep employing him?
4 years later I'm the 500th like. Feels good mayne.
Foreshadows his eventual turn to coroner?
Imagine if Kelso had said "John Dorion is a girly ass kisser" just to see Cox disagree with him.
he would but then Mr. Murphy here wouldn't have his moment of glory whereas JD did eventually finally get his
***** He could have done both, it didn't have to be one or the other. XD
+MetroidJunkie2007 If that had happened I can just imagine Dr Cox jumping out of a window to avoid the dilemma
Ciaran Smith Dr.Cox: I just realized... I have to go to the bathroom! - Jumps out window-
Dr.Kelso: Odd, usually he sticks the landing.
+MetroidJunkie2007 damn, that's actually pretty spot-on to what the writers would do with that scenario, good dialogue my friend.
my favorite kelso moment is when JD's patient dies and kelso tells him.
"Dr. Dorian you patient coded, i called it"
"wait he's dead are you sure????"
"well if he isn't that autopsy's gonna be a bitch"
i know this isn't a kelso video, but kelso is still gold in this one too.
brilliant
Probably my fave kelso line.
Its up there with Janitor's "man... soup nights were the worst"
My favorite part: I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!" LOL
I love the double take he does before saying "Captain Kangaroo?"
In german its kermit the frog🤷♂️
"grandma dorian."
" she's dead"
" THE POINT IS..." XD
15 yrs ago 🙈
Full belly laugh every time
"Perry, it's hotter than hell in here!"
"Freezing!"
"Great coffee though!"
"Rat piss!"
"Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up!"
"No Bob, in fact he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!"
"Your witness."
=D I’m calling my dad!! 🤪🤪🤪
I read this right as that scene started playing haha
Your witness 🤣 😌👌🏼
Kelso: RoboCop 3 is total crap!
Cox: Masterpiece.
Kelso: I say po-ta-to, and you say...
Cox: To-ma-to.
Kelso: How many lights are there?
Cox: THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.
Kelso: Dr. Cox is the greatest physician who ever lived.
Cox: ... damn you.
@@commandercaptain4664 underrated Trekkie comment. Well played Sandra
(Yes applying Coxian girls names. Honestly there’s respect the-eee-re)
Dr. Kelso: Perry, your lips, my ass... they should meet.
neo Myles S5E2?
"Your witness."
[ ] Not rekt
[x] Rekt
Hard to believe this is the most medically accurate t.v. show
Right. Paramedic here with a md wife abd we both tell everyone this is hands down more accurate than greys, Chicago med, etc.
Huh...Never would have guessed
@@proudtennessean6152 That is because TV viewers don't want to see a doctor the same procedures over and over. They always get the most unique cases...
The reason why this show is reasonable accurate is because they don't focus as much on the patients, but more on the transition of the medical students make into becoming a doctors...
They could have easily had Dr Cox and Dr Kelso switch arguments and have Kelso say he wants everyone to focus only on people who have a chance because it will boost the hospital stats and give us more grants or whatever, but instead they actually made Dr Cox wrong and Dr Kelso right. It humanizes both of them which makes this a great show
It makes sense though, Dr Kelso is the one who would actually receive the complaints, so it would have to come from him
What I liked about the show was they put a lot of work into not having a 'villain' , just people with conflicting ideas on how to handle shit. Everyone had a reason for being the way they are, shit even "the todd" acts how he does due to hidden insecurities
Kelso and cox aren't bad people, they're just burned out from a lifetime of this shit
My all time favorite Dr Cox moment is still:
Elliot: "Dr Cox, I need your help."
Dr Cox: "I would love to help you Barbie, but I am plum out of hair scrunchies."
"Why don't I do that for you. You're a bad doctor"...confidence gone forever! Hahahahaha
I like the bit where the doctor says the funny thing.
I love that part.
And the reactions?!? Da best!
So not the scenes where Murphy talked.
Gargamel: Oooooh! Burn!
Also the gestures that make the funny thing funnier.
Me: "Oh hey, another Scrubs clip I can binge tonight!" *posted ten years ago* "My God I'm old"
"Mr Murphy"
"Dr Murphy sir?"
"Njaaehhhh"
"Captain Kangaroo? That's weird."
It isn't though he knows what he did.
How is this show not proclaimed as the greatest comedy show ever?
because it isnt
Gabe Kearney it really is.
Seinfeld can suck it!
All about animation it's good has emotional and comedic scenes... however Frasier and everybody loves Raymond were slightly smarter in there jokes .. particularly Frasier
Because of the existence of Blackadder, Father Ted, Red Dwarf, Only Fools & Horses; just to name a few.
This one is pretty funny but my favourite Cox vs Kelso is "Hey champ, what has 2thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso."
...I thought we'd met? (2nd time)
Jay Ferguson I added a funny voice to keep it fresh.
Nah the best Cox and Kelso scene was when Cox punched him in front of everyone for being a bullying asshole to Elliot and everyone's reaction it made that the best ever scene 😂😂
@@wickedwitchoftheeast88 And Ted (RIP Sam Lloyd) just laughing and laughing....
"Grandma Dorian?? She's dead :/ "
“Why don’t I do that for you, you’re a bad doctor”
Incredible line
As a Doctor, I can say this is the funniest and weirdly most accurate medical show ever, in my opinion offcourse .
I keep hearing from actual doctors that Scrubs is very accurate. Unlike Grey's Anatomy lol
@Filip Jovanovic Grey's anatomy is dogshit. it's nonstop drama and they don't really act like doctors
As you're Doctor I'm sure you've realised by now that 'of course' isn't one word.
@@Galerak1but offcourse must be
@@filipjovanovic8138Yeah from what I heard, a lot of research was done as well as talking with some doctors, especially the doctor that heavily influenced JD's character. Plus unlike House and Grey's, the drama of the show doesn't nearly as often come from the actual medicine or the rare or weird cases about it, but about the emotional connection and internal tensions between the characters, so you don't need to lean as heavily into medicine aspects (including fudging more things so they go the way of the plot) which also helps accuracy
I lost it at "your witness" lol
Jeff Cheek "Captain Kangaroo, that's weird."
I love how Kelso actually answered JD with Grandma Dorian and then got mad lmao fuck
"Your witness." Perfect dismissive "I'm right, now shut up." Kelso.
It's amazing how many iconic Scrubs lines (Nana Hobbes, Dolphin Sex, Captain Kangaroo) are crammed into this short clip
in my opinion, scrubs is right next to mash as the greatest tv series in usa history. laugh, cry, scream, cheer, often in the same episode.
And not a single laugh track in sight. Well, except for "My Life In Four Cameras", which was supposed to be there. Oh, and the reworkings of MASH with the laugh track added for stupid people, which ruined it.
To be fair by Kelso he is not wrong. That's why while I found him unpleasant, I never hated him. Families of patients are paying doctors to spend time with the patients. It's not about saving the patient but managing the optics, which, let's face it everyone has to do.
I'm callin my dad :D
Read this in Garth's voice.
The Cricket Nerd Car!
Wolfgang Von Poserkila
Ashhhh "I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!"
Uh, yeah, well, i don't give a rats hairy ass if you "just heard it," i can post what i want, when i want, and how i want(within reason)
+Zach Counts lol I read all your comments in this as Dr. coxx
Lol, i did too.
in the german dub they replaced captain kangaroo with kermit the frog. Still funny though^^
Auroa1000 I did as as Cox 🆚 Kelso.
"Mr Murphy", I love that line xD
I kinda agree with both doctors, on one hand, you need to spend as much time looking after patients who actually have a chance to live but you also can’t let the patients who don’t have any chance just die alone.
My mum walked in on me watching this on the part where he said murphy was a good doctor. She immediately asked me of Dr Cox was drinking earlier in the episode
It doesn't take a genius. It's called triage, and every person in the field learns it from the get-go. Sad to say, there is a priority and true professionals follow it. That's what this scene was getting at, even if light-hearted and out of context.
Those are admitted patients on an ICU floor. They are far past triage stage.
Amazing that this man-
Bob Kelso is a veteran from WW2.🤯
"Captain Kangaroo Thats wierd" LMFAO!!
0:40 free advice guys: Do NOT do this when walking into a Covid-19 ward, people get snippy with you
Reminds me a time when I was rushed into the ER from a head wond.
The Doctor was using me as a classroom demonstration. The only thing going through my mind is, "don't screw up on me"
I still like nurses better than doctors dealing with stitches.
'I'm calling my DAD!' 🤩
Awww, bless lol
No no no, I've already gone down a House rabbit hole, now the algorithm is trying to send me down a Scrubs one too.
I've rewatched the entire series (not you, season 9) over the last couple months, and am about to re-rewatch it. So all I can say is go deep, and enjoy.
JD's "Shes Dead" joke/burn on Dr.Kelso i feel is one of the most underrated in the show.
John c McGinley needs to be j Jonah Jameson
Indeed.
I'd prefer his portrayal of Caitlyn Jenner.
Yes, Yes! Make it happen!
NO. Simmons is the ONLY JJJ i can see playing him. He just does too good of a job. Just look at all those youtube poops of him lol. Specifically the coniption one.
Simmons is gonna be playing commissioner Gordon now though isn't he "I WANT PICTURES!! PICTURES OF BATMAN"
i love how he says "Your Witness" xDD
"The whole dolphin thing used to make you so interesting." Lmao!
What you don’t want to hear when you are in the hospital: “Dead.... dead... dead...”
"god help him" bwahahahaha
The best Dr. Cox vs Dr. Kelso joke is the one where Dr. Cox said he hacked into Kelso's answering machine.
British Tea Bob kelso. ten inches
"Dead, dead, dead, dead, and OH my goodness if we don't have somebody here we might be able to help"
lmao cox is so awesome
"Dr" Murphy ended up working the morgue if I remember right 😅😄
"Upstairs they call that a 'Doug'."
Yeah the producers decided that they needed to expand on the characters in the ‘weapons chest’: the term used for sub-characters who are funny for ridiculous reasons. I.e. Todd, Ted etc.
Murphy killed so many patients his autopsies were able to quickly find cause of death (and see if the hospital was responsible in case of lawsuits).
@@joermnyc That's brilliant.
He was great doctor in morgue because he knew everything why people die
Lmao! I will forever love this show.
2:53-That face, he wants to agree with Kelso but won't solely on principle.
Season 3: Episode 6; "My Advice to You."
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I haven't watched Scrubs in many years. It makes me laugh until I cry or my sides hurt. If the Reruns came on at 3am and I had to get up for work at 6am I would still watch it, sleeplessness and all.
Elliot: "What did I miss?"
Kelso: "It has come to my attention..."
JD: "Something's come to his attention"
xD
Perfect timming, i try to do that.. people always take more time to talk then i expected
Just got back on scrubs marathoning and I have these scenes memorized, love all of them
Oh my goodness, I don't know how I've missed this for so many years!! Thank you!
My favorite part of that last bit is that you have two things the audience can't tell (temperature of the room and the quality of the coffee) and then the last one just SEALS IT.
Captain Kangaroo? That's weird. Too funny,
Is that snoop dogg resident mixed among the group?
God help me there is no one better than John C McGinleys Dr Cox when it comes to sarcasm and quips
No matter how many times I see a scrubs episode I cant get passed seeing Dr Cox as Sgt O'Neil from Platoon, and that just makes every thing he does even more epic.
It’s funny because Dr. Cox is the anti-Sgt. O’Neill.
Don't forget, he put someone in the O'Neil death grip
Laverna: how come we keep things around here if they dont work here
Cox: then why are we keep your ass around here.😂😂😂
I love Doug. He's a fantastic coroner
"Why don't I do that for you? You're a bad doctor."
Guess who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
Bob Kelso how ya doing
2:33:giving into that question was his first mistake haha
"Captain kangaroo!? That's weird!"
And the double take makes it even better.
Glad you posted this clip, its still hilarious.
Dr. Cox is one of the best sitcom characters ever
Poor Murphy 😂 I'm glad he's into law now 😆😆
"Something has come to his attention" is an underrated lime
Imagined if Kelso said he hated JD and called him a disgrace to any father.
Rat piss. He says 'Rat piss'. I saw this episode countless times but here in the UK everything slightly quirky gets censored. Now I've gotten this full scene after like 6 years.
You must go to sleep early.
Wait what? It's the US where everything gets censored usually.
"Everything slightly quirky gets censored"? The Big Fat Quiz had three naked dudes, junk hanging out for all to see, on-screen as a part of a question ("What three statues are they pretending to be")...
After 15 years as a respiratory therapist and working in several different hospitals the part I find funniest is the idea that a Doctor of any sort being the one to draw an ABG or have anything to do with weaning a patient off of a ventilator. Most doctors have no idea how to do either of those tasks. But I guess that's why it's funny.
My question is, where the hell are the nurses?
Indeed. It's one of the 2 reasons I never watched this show. The 2nd being I could never suspend my disbelief that Braff was somehow able to get really hot women. I know tv is supposed to be fantasy but.....there are limits, y'know?
Crying in the corner from having all the work piled on them.:(
actually there are nurses characters, and as the main cast is made up of interns, well, they do quite a lot of nurses work. But mostly, you have to blame the law of conservation of detail to blame: most of the things are done by the main characters, who are mostly doctors.
Would be fun to have a show about the rest of the medical personel though.
Maxime Teppe Get out of here scrub.
That exasperated response to grandma Dorian being dead tickles me every time 😅
The level of sass, pettiness and sarcasm between them is unmatched lmao
Hahahaaa dr murphy "I'm calling my daaad!" Excited tone
"Your witness"
Good gods I miss this show.
Gosh darn the dialogue on this show could be SO GOOD
So true. Working in a hospital system is juggling multiple bosses and managers who all want contradictory things. Your best bet is to navigate it without one or both of them getting TOO angry with you.
"what are you doing?"
"I'm calling my dad!"
Should’ve continued with...
Kelso: You hate Dr. Dorian with a passion.
Cox: *speechless*
AxeSoccer That would have been brilliant.
This video should get a speeding ticket for so many jokes in just 3 minutes
JD mentioned both grannies even though one was already dead😂
I miss this show