The most underrated rant/joke from Dr. cox (SCRUBS Dr. Cox VS Dr. Kelso)

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  • @Duddeldink
    @Duddeldink 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4006

    It just struck me, now, years after the show ended, that Dr. Murphy is called Murphy, and that with him everything that can go wrong, does.
    I am a slooooow man...

    • @Skorsis
      @Skorsis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      ... holy shit.

    • @ampz1466
      @ampz1466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Wow, I never saw that.

    • @JimBox810
      @JimBox810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      never thought of that either wow

    • @phoenixnyc
      @phoenixnyc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      You are not alone.

    • @jamesgentry4556
      @jamesgentry4556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Wow, that as bad as when I realized that Aloma Wright came back as Shirley when they killed off Lavern.

  • @Grizabeebles
    @Grizabeebles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3615

    The part I loved about Scrubs was that after a couple seasons you clued in on the fact that Dr. Cox was a complete burn-out. He _really_ cared about his patients and the whole insulting and ranting routine was just his way of dealing with the sheer existential horror that is being unable to help so many people -- That's why the "perfect game" episode is my favorite. All the man wants is just *one* day when he doesn't have to stare death in the face.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      And yet at the end, of the day, he said to call the death, because he knew that day was lost, but there was always hope for tomorrow.

    • @neralvan2738
      @neralvan2738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Backed up even further by Season 5 Episodes 20&21. He had a deep connection with a patient, albeit through childhood trauma, and when him and 3 other patients died because of a freak accident he causes, he completely loses it. Dr. Cox always plays some villainous role to drive people away, but when it truly matters and the balance of someone's life or career comes into play, he shows who he truly is. Which is why the finale (I don't count season 9 as a show, much less a season) was such a perfect finale.

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@neralvan2738 Yeah that one episode in particular is probably my favorite in the entire run of the show. To make it all worse, there was one patient in that episode who Cox was friends with and was not in any danger of dying until receiving the rabies-infected organ donation. You could see just how personally he took that death and how responsible he felt for it (as it led to his stint away from the hospital), and it showed you--as you said--just how much he truly cared for his patients.

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I knew a guy who worked at either a funeral home or crematorium (I forgot which). The people there would make the most fucked up jokes according to him. nothing was sacred, anything was allowed.
      Not because they were bad people, or had bad morals. It was purely because they NEEDED to do it to get through the day. It's one thing to have a ceremony for an elderly lady who died peacefully in her sleep. Its another to hold it for a 9 year old who was struck dead by a car.
      That info always stuck by me and it's the main reason why I feel Doctor Cox is quite possibly the most realistic aspect of the show.

    • @katenkyokotsu4417
      @katenkyokotsu4417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Or and hear me out he just loves rants which is shown when JD gave him an encyclopedia with every rant he’s every made...the delight on his face is telling

  • @wiskyvet
    @wiskyvet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5150

    "I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. It didn't work out the way I planned. It's just me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians."

    • @Skimbleshanks73
      @Skimbleshanks73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Can I join?

    • @sabrina.h2737
      @sabrina.h2737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ha, ha! 😂

    • @MrVanderwel
      @MrVanderwel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Emanuel Toma False, he loves cox.

    • @thepeepsho
      @thepeepsho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      this is quite possibly the best comment on any scrubs video that i have read!!! absolutely brilliant!! xx

    • @saltywater5097
      @saltywater5097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@thepeepsho it's from the show.

  • @enjoythestruggle
    @enjoythestruggle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    'I'll explain it for you, you're a bad doctor' - hahaha xD Why is brutal honesty so funny?

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      because most people think it but our society says everyone should be treated nice even when its just not true.
      its also why so many love insult comedy (think of a roast)

    • @enjoythestruggle
      @enjoythestruggle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hardwire Yep, that's it.

    • @feelthepony
      @feelthepony 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in what society do you live i wonder.assholes have been a majority since i was born in 1991.

    • @4_times_college_dropout_tr24
      @4_times_college_dropout_tr24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Its surprising.A shock, and its there to make you laugh so its ok to laugh at poor dr. murphy being emotionally crippled by his superiors because its a joke but irl he would probably become severely depressed so we dont say that irl. Its fantasy about letting out rage but in very inappropriate ways, imagine if the show focused on dr murphys sad background or something, those jokes wouldnt be so funny. However we know the struggles of cox and his therapy so it makes it a bit more real. You get assholes who just take jokes from this and find power in using it in real life, but they don't know the suffering the guy on the other end goes through. A lot of people are raised by tv nowadays. Time and place.

    • @Grubiantoll
      @Grubiantoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Most people fail at the honest part of ''brutal honesty''

  • @Siliven
    @Siliven 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4088

    Cox: _"Mr. Murphey -"_
    Murphey: _"Dr. Murphey?"_
    Cox: _"ehh, yeehh, ehh, teehh, yehh, ehh"_
    xD

    • @saryan155
      @saryan155 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL.

    • @brickfungus
      @brickfungus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      ***** one of my favorite dr cox moments right there... i use it in real life a lot

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      i used this joke on a fellow NCO. who was tightroping 3 different "less than honorable" discharge(s).

    • @pschroeter1
      @pschroeter1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You zeroed on the perhaps the funniest moment from the entire series.

    • @phishfearme2
      @phishfearme2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      captain kangaroo - that's weird

  • @RagnarokMic
    @RagnarokMic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    I can listen to Dr. Cox rant all day long. I just love having my ears filled with Cox.

    • @joshualessore7652
      @joshualessore7652 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      looooool haha why xD

    • @bobby-joe8063
      @bobby-joe8063 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      and mouth

    • @Kyubo7
      @Kyubo7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that just sounds so wrong xD

    • @TheHoffy59
      @TheHoffy59 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm not touching that one.

    • @ZzCanonBull
      @ZzCanonBull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're doing it wrong

  • @ShadowWolf1982
    @ShadowWolf1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    “There seems to be a mix up, this hell. Hello Hitler, hello Mussolini, Captain Kangaroo? That’s weird.”
    Not just the dialog, but the way Cox delivers it, laughing too hard to breath. 😂😂

    • @StanvilleBrown
      @StanvilleBrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts! 😆

    • @danielciocilteu3545
      @danielciocilteu3545 ปีที่แล้ว

      The big question is: who is Captain Kangaroo? (im not american)

    • @seanshukoski3457
      @seanshukoski3457 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danielciocilteu3545A childhood entertainer; like Barney, Bozo the Clown, Howdy Doody,, Mr. Rogers, etc.

  • @marcochimio
    @marcochimio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    The writers of this show came up with a brilliant way to deal with the Dr./Mr. Murphy character. If you are a fan of the show (spoiler), you learn that Murphy eventually specializes in Pathology and, it turns out, he is superbly good at his job. Why? Because he had accidentally killed so many patients when he was still treating them, that he became a walking encyclopedia of causes of death. Just genius writing (and acting)!

    • @macmcleod1188
      @macmcleod1188 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That was such a satisfying outcome for me. I was just so happy after watching that episode.

    • @marcochimio
      @marcochimio ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@macmcleod1188 If you’re talking about Doug finding his own, I couldn’t agree more. It put a huge smile on my face and made me ridiculously happy for a fictional character.

    • @miahconnell23
      @miahconnell23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Later season ? I thought they had him on track to become a coroner at some point… he was regulated to working with patients who’d already passed away…

    • @stevesmith9447
      @stevesmith9447 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Are you kidding? Upstairs they call that a Doug.

    • @marcochimio
      @marcochimio ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@miahconnell23 Pathologist, I think.

  • @jaywar69
    @jaywar69 10 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "Your witness... " Great Kelso!

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Your Honor... I got nothing."

    • @paulschuman1480
      @paulschuman1480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That line is literally the reason I looked for this clip

    • @billeone
      @billeone 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂 dead ☠️☠️☠️

  • @DateTwoRelate
    @DateTwoRelate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    The best thing about this show is the few moments it got serious it would burn a hole in your heart so quickly that you didn't know how to process it fast enough. Therein lies the essence of life.

  • @Raveityourway
    @Raveityourway 7 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    I always thought I'd grow up to be like Doctor Cox. Now I'm 19 and feeling more and more like Doug everyday.

    • @EmmanuelMendoza-nv6gu
      @EmmanuelMendoza-nv6gu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hit Now me too

    • @danielmcilwaine3159
      @danielmcilwaine3159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      No one becomes a Dr Cox without being Doug for a little while

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Any changes now that you're 21?

    • @MOZZQUESTVANYALI
      @MOZZQUESTVANYALI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah but doug goes on to be a great mortician, keep at it.

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mozzaru eh, he still makes mistakes.

  • @sagenebula
    @sagenebula 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2763

    Honestly I think my favorite part of this whole thing is the exchange between Kelso and JD:
    JD: "Nana Hobbes or Grandma Dorian? Because Nana Hobbes can be a teensy bit racist."
    KELSO: "Grandma Dorian."
    JD: "She's dead."
    Cox may not appreciate JD all the time, but you know damn well JD was doing that just to be an asshole and piss off Kelso, and I love it.

    • @sausagedogandmrv
      @sausagedogandmrv 9 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      lolololgoodtimes I never thought of it like that. I always just thought JD said that because he was a bit of a weirdo and always said random things.

    • @01smashproductions
      @01smashproductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +George Christodoulides Who are you, JD? Piss off mate.

    • @joevictor53
      @joevictor53 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      +lolololgoodtimes I lose it at Kelso''s reaction after that. So funny!

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      i would agree but JD was always like that it was his character.

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I'm honestly surprised Kelso even walked into that one. Usually he doesn't even entertain dumb questions like that one.

  • @paulschuman1480
    @paulschuman1480 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    As an attorney, I crack up everytime Bob just goes "your witness"

    • @bigmetroidfan1263
      @bigmetroidfan1263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, that will happen when there is great dialogue between Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso.

    • @Galerak1
      @Galerak1 ปีที่แล้ว

      As you're an attorney I'm surprised you think 'every time' doesn't have a space in the middle.

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Imagine if Kelso had said "John Dorion is a girly ass kisser" just to see Cox disagree with him.

    • @itsOasus
      @itsOasus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he would but then Mr. Murphy here wouldn't have his moment of glory whereas JD did eventually finally get his

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** He could have done both, it didn't have to be one or the other. XD

    • @Omnipotentmonkey
      @Omnipotentmonkey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +MetroidJunkie2007 If that had happened I can just imagine Dr Cox jumping out of a window to avoid the dilemma

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ciaran Smith Dr.Cox: I just realized... I have to go to the bathroom! - Jumps out window-
      Dr.Kelso: Odd, usually he sticks the landing.

    • @Omnipotentmonkey
      @Omnipotentmonkey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +MetroidJunkie2007 damn, that's actually pretty spot-on to what the writers would do with that scenario, good dialogue my friend.

  • @user-user9
    @user-user9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Cox: We are moving on.
    JD: You heard him we're moving on
    Cox: Oh, God help me
    JD: ...God help him

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I love the double take he does before saying "Captain Kangaroo?"

    • @DonGius1
      @DonGius1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In german its kermit the frog🤷‍♂️

  • @mixck
    @mixck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Mr Murphy"
    "Dr Murphy sir?"
    "Njaaehhhh"

  • @Nuregra
    @Nuregra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Great moment in Scrubs, but as far as this being his most underrated joke/rant I must quote the man himself. "Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong."

    • @crashmatrix
      @crashmatrix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Define... clickbait.

    • @chriswelcome8102
      @chriswelcome8102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I use that on a weekly basis. Even though no one knows what I'm "Quoting"

    • @mattmatty5242
      @mattmatty5242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and we can add, from an other episode, " so wrong that it almost became right "

    • @BwanaLawi
      @BwanaLawi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Who else sang to this?

    • @DrRockso1987
      @DrRockso1987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One of the best moments was when J.D. said, "Soon you'll control what I say" and Dr. Cox responds, "I can control what you're say. Watch. Say something annoying!" J.D. responds, "See, it's..." and Dr. Cox says, "TA-DA!!!"
      That is by far one of Dr. Cox's sickest burns ever.

  • @lunaracc914
    @lunaracc914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Murphey: Sir...if I can just take this chance to explain my disturbingly high mortality rate.
    Kelso: Why don't I do that for you? You're a bad doctor.

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      "I swear that man has killed so many people he may just be a government agent..."

    • @maroo747
      @maroo747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@s-094cam5 conspiracy theory intensifies

    • @dwainpannell4931
      @dwainpannell4931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So why do you keep employing him?

    • @dobrilabijelic1631
      @dobrilabijelic1631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 years later I'm the 500th like. Feels good mayne.

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Foreshadows his eventual turn to pathologist.
      Edit: changed coroner to pathologist

  • @Dragonrose36
    @Dragonrose36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    "Perry, it's hotter than hell in here!"
    "Freezing!"
    "Great coffee though!"
    "Rat piss!"
    "Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up!"
    "No Bob, in fact he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!"
    "Your witness."

    • @123RADIOactive
      @123RADIOactive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      =D I’m calling my dad!! 🤪🤪🤪

    • @Ghost-go5eh
      @Ghost-go5eh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this right as that scene started playing haha

    • @michaelwalker1017
      @michaelwalker1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your witness 🤣 😌👌🏼

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kelso: RoboCop 3 is total crap!
      Cox: Masterpiece.
      Kelso: I say po-ta-to, and you say...
      Cox: To-ma-to.
      Kelso: How many lights are there?
      Cox: THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.
      Kelso: Dr. Cox is the greatest physician who ever lived.
      Cox: ... damn you.

    • @PHDiaz-vv7yo
      @PHDiaz-vv7yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@commandercaptain4664 underrated Trekkie comment. Well played Sandra
      (Yes applying Coxian girls names. Honestly there’s respect the-eee-re)

  • @Iggybart05
    @Iggybart05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    my favorite kelso moment is when JD's patient dies and kelso tells him.
    "Dr. Dorian you patient coded, i called it"
    "wait he's dead are you sure????"
    "well if he isn't that autopsy's gonna be a bitch"
    i know this isn't a kelso video, but kelso is still gold in this one too.

    • @dougmphilly
      @dougmphilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      brilliant

    • @chriso1373
      @chriso1373 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably my fave kelso line.
      Its up there with Janitor's "man... soup nights were the worst"

  • @moveaxebx
    @moveaxebx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Why don't I do that for you. You're a bad doctor"...confidence gone forever! Hahahahaha

  • @WillofDD
    @WillofDD 11 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    My favorite part: I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!" LOL

  • @lordofentropy
    @lordofentropy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    My all time favorite Dr Cox moment is still:
    Elliot: "Dr Cox, I need your help."
    Dr Cox: "I would love to help you Barbie, but I am plum out of hair scrunchies."

  • @nygiants93
    @nygiants93 16 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "grandma dorian."
    " she's dead"
    " THE POINT IS..." XD

  • @jamesharvarduk
    @jamesharvarduk 11 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    I like the bit where the doctor says the funny thing.

    • @spenser9908
      @spenser9908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I love that part.

    • @jayferguson9968
      @jayferguson9968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the reactions?!? Da best!

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So not the scenes where Murphy talked.

    • @Hero_of_Legend
      @Hero_of_Legend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gargamel: Oooooh! Burn!

    • @derekross1234
      @derekross1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also the gestures that make the funny thing funnier.

  • @Bear-fj2me
    @Bear-fj2me 9 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "Your witness."
    [ ] Not rekt
    [x] Rekt

  • @Jack-yx5wf
    @Jack-yx5wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Me: "Oh hey, another Scrubs clip I can binge tonight!" *posted ten years ago* "My God I'm old"

    • @scottpeters5709
      @scottpeters5709 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Imagine how I feel reading this seven years later…

    • @GhostBunny18
      @GhostBunny18 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@scottpeters5709 God damn it i was about to comment that hahaha

  • @motorcycleman115
    @motorcycleman115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    How is this show not proclaimed as the greatest comedy show ever?

    • @cacturino
      @cacturino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      because it isnt

    • @carleec5881
      @carleec5881 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Gabe Kearney it really is.

    • @motorcycleman115
      @motorcycleman115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Seinfeld can suck it!

    • @Jafs
      @Jafs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All about animation it's good has emotional and comedic scenes... however Frasier and everybody loves Raymond were slightly smarter in there jokes .. particularly Frasier

    • @role-playingginger6798
      @role-playingginger6798 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because of the existence of Blackadder, Father Ted, Red Dwarf, Only Fools & Horses; just to name a few.

  • @gravatea8681
    @gravatea8681 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Captain Kangaroo? That's weird."

    • @newperve
      @newperve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It isn't though he knows what he did.

  • @yobogoya4367
    @yobogoya4367 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I lost it at "your witness" lol

    • @abomesai18
      @abomesai18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jeff Cheek "Captain Kangaroo, that's weird."

  • @stephennichol3620
    @stephennichol3620 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    They could have easily had Dr Cox and Dr Kelso switch arguments and have Kelso say he wants everyone to focus only on people who have a chance because it will boost the hospital stats and give us more grants or whatever, but instead they actually made Dr Cox wrong and Dr Kelso right. It humanizes both of them which makes this a great show

    • @dream6562
      @dream6562 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It makes sense though, Dr Kelso is the one who would actually receive the complaints, so it would have to come from him

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What I liked about the show was they put a lot of work into not having a 'villain' , just people with conflicting ideas on how to handle shit. Everyone had a reason for being the way they are, shit even "the todd" acts how he does due to hidden insecurities
      Kelso and cox aren't bad people, they're just burned out from a lifetime of this shit

    • @Spooglecraft
      @Spooglecraft 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Batchall_Accepted and in the end, we see cox turning into kelso, a pipeline jd would've probably ended up in, too, hadn't he moved to another hospital.

    • @XJapanGonnaGiveItToYa-cd4xj
      @XJapanGonnaGiveItToYa-cd4xj 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Spooglecraft JD started turning into Cox. Which makes sense because they are the same person in different stages of life. That's why they butt heads.

  • @CRDR10001
    @CRDR10001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Dr. Kelso: Perry, your lips, my ass... they should meet.

    • @ThundersCZ
      @ThundersCZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      neo Myles S5E2?

  • @WolfgangVonPoserkila
    @WolfgangVonPoserkila 11 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    I'm callin my dad :D

    • @rishabhpb
      @rishabhpb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Read this in Garth's voice.

    • @zanytobbs
      @zanytobbs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Cricket Nerd Car!

    • @mortimersnerd9175
      @mortimersnerd9175 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wolfgang Von Poserkila

  • @stoneharper7038
    @stoneharper7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Why don’t I do that for you, you’re a bad doctor”
    Incredible line

  • @Kuonluw
    @Kuonluw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This one is pretty funny but my favourite Cox vs Kelso is "Hey champ, what has 2thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso."

    • @jayferguson9968
      @jayferguson9968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...I thought we'd met? (2nd time)

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jay Ferguson I added a funny voice to keep it fresh.

    • @wickedwitchoftheeast88
      @wickedwitchoftheeast88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah the best Cox and Kelso scene was when Cox punched him in front of everyone for being a bullying asshole to Elliot and everyone's reaction it made that the best ever scene 😂😂

    • @wolfe6220
      @wolfe6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wickedwitchoftheeast88 And Ted (RIP Sam Lloyd) just laughing and laughing....

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Go to Hell Bob"
      "I didn't even say anything!"

  • @dennyfrontier
    @dennyfrontier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how Kelso actually answered JD with Grandma Dorian and then got mad lmao fuck

  • @anonymousannoyed385
    @anonymousannoyed385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My mum walked in on me watching this on the part where he said murphy was a good doctor. She immediately asked me of Dr Cox was drinking earlier in the episode

  • @dr.shrutimani4276
    @dr.shrutimani4276 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Grandma Dorian?? She's dead :/ "

  • @yaserthe1
    @yaserthe1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As a Doctor, I can say this is the funniest and weirdly most accurate medical show ever, in my opinion offcourse .

    • @filipjovanovic8138
      @filipjovanovic8138 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I keep hearing from actual doctors that Scrubs is very accurate. Unlike Grey's Anatomy lol

    • @rohithkumar8708
      @rohithkumar8708 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Filip Jovanovic Grey's anatomy is dogshit. it's nonstop drama and they don't really act like doctors

    • @Galerak1
      @Galerak1 ปีที่แล้ว

      As you're Doctor I'm sure you've realised by now that 'of course' isn't one word.

    • @rabbitman8535
      @rabbitman8535 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Galerak1but offcourse must be

    • @blazelightshine2311
      @blazelightshine2311 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@filipjovanovic8138Yeah from what I heard, a lot of research was done as well as talking with some doctors, especially the doctor that heavily influenced JD's character. Plus unlike House and Grey's, the drama of the show doesn't nearly as often come from the actual medicine or the rare or weird cases about it, but about the emotional connection and internal tensions between the characters, so you don't need to lean as heavily into medicine aspects (including fudging more things so they go the way of the plot) which also helps accuracy

  • @vladtepes97
    @vladtepes97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    in my opinion, scrubs is right next to mash as the greatest tv series in usa history. laugh, cry, scream, cheer, often in the same episode.

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And not a single laugh track in sight. Well, except for "My Life In Four Cameras", which was supposed to be there. Oh, and the reworkings of MASH with the laugh track added for stupid people, which ruined it.

  • @sprosonator
    @sprosonator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I kinda agree with both doctors, on one hand, you need to spend as much time looking after patients who actually have a chance to live but you also can’t let the patients who don’t have any chance just die alone.

  • @zcounts98
    @zcounts98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Ashhhh "I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!"

    • @zcounts98
      @zcounts98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Uh, yeah, well, i don't give a rats hairy ass if you "just heard it," i can post what i want, when i want, and how i want(within reason)

    • @radikal-racc
      @radikal-racc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Zach Counts lol I read all your comments in this as Dr. coxx

    • @flyinghole
      @flyinghole 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, i did too.

    • @Bloodhoven
      @Bloodhoven 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      in the german dub they replaced captain kangaroo with kermit the frog. Still funny though^^

    • @GoodNeutralEvilChaos
      @GoodNeutralEvilChaos 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Auroa1000 I did as as Cox 🆚 Kelso.

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's amazing how many iconic Scrubs lines (Nana Hobbes, Dolphin Sex, Captain Kangaroo) are crammed into this short clip

  • @trash1000
    @trash1000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Mr Murphy", I love that line xD

  • @jowolf2187
    @jowolf2187 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Does anyone else question whether Murphy was actually a doctor? I think he was just a personification of Murphy's law that everyone could see for some reason - he wasn't actively killing patients, he was just there in an official capacity as the personification of chaos.

    • @calronkeltaran493
      @calronkeltaran493 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it has to be. because if someone like him is actually allowed to be with patiens, I would be mortified

  • @JoshD9-4
    @JoshD9-4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Hard to believe this is the most medically accurate t.v. show

    • @proudtennessean6152
      @proudtennessean6152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right. Paramedic here with a md wife abd we both tell everyone this is hands down more accurate than greys, Chicago med, etc.

    • @wlfmanjack
      @wlfmanjack ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh...Never would have guessed

    • @2Fast4Mellow
      @2Fast4Mellow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@proudtennessean6152 That is because TV viewers don't want to see a doctor the same procedures over and over. They always get the most unique cases...
      The reason why this show is reasonable accurate is because they don't focus as much on the patients, but more on the transition of the medical students make into becoming a doctors...

  • @chrissiem3958
    @chrissiem3958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'I'm calling my DAD!' 🤩
    Awww, bless lol

  • @allit8844
    @allit8844 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Lmao! I will forever love this show.

  • @Posiedon151
    @Posiedon151 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Captain Kangaroo Thats wierd" LMFAO!!

  • @dirdib69
    @dirdib69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Your witness." Perfect dismissive "I'm right, now shut up." Kelso.

  • @MrChase251
    @MrChase251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:24 why don't I explain for you, you're a bad doctor. Savage Dr. Kelso!

    • @AB-nk5wv
      @AB-nk5wv หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then just moves on so Doug can just worry about it all day 😂

  • @ColArana
    @ColArana 13 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "The whole dolphin thing used to make you so interesting." Lmao!

  • @danielray1484
    @danielray1484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Reminds me a time when I was rushed into the ER from a head wond.
    The Doctor was using me as a classroom demonstration. The only thing going through my mind is, "don't screw up on me"
    I still like nurses better than doctors dealing with stitches.

  • @Avatar1454
    @Avatar1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    To be fair by Kelso he is not wrong. That's why while I found him unpleasant, I never hated him. Families of patients are paying doctors to spend time with the patients. It's not about saving the patient but managing the optics, which, let's face it everyone has to do.

  • @dcfan1001
    @dcfan1001 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i love how he says "Your Witness" xDD

  • @Valterius87
    @Valterius87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It doesn't take a genius. It's called triage, and every person in the field learns it from the get-go. Sad to say, there is a priority and true professionals follow it. That's what this scene was getting at, even if light-hearted and out of context.

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Those are admitted patients on an ICU floor. They are far past triage stage.

  • @MissJoaniB
    @MissJoaniB 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my goodness, I don't know how I've missed this for so many years!! Thank you!

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What you don’t want to hear when you are in the hospital: “Dead.... dead... dead...”

  • @cliffy827
    @cliffy827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Your witness." 🤣

  • @icewolf293
    @icewolf293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    JD's "Shes Dead" joke/burn on Dr.Kelso i feel is one of the most underrated in the show.

  • @Rioraku
    @Rioraku 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The level of sass, pettiness and sarcasm between them is unmatched lmao

  • @justarandomveryintelligent8934
    @justarandomveryintelligent8934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    John c McGinley needs to be j Jonah Jameson

    • @No1ofConsequence
      @No1ofConsequence 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed.

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'd prefer his portrayal of Caitlyn Jenner.

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, Yes! Make it happen!

    • @sgbsflgbsf
      @sgbsflgbsf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NO. Simmons is the ONLY JJJ i can see playing him. He just does too good of a job. Just look at all those youtube poops of him lol. Specifically the coniption one.

    • @MegaMerlin5
      @MegaMerlin5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simmons is gonna be playing commissioner Gordon now though isn't he "I WANT PICTURES!! PICTURES OF BATMAN"

  • @charleszurawski3257
    @charleszurawski3257 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Out of all hospital shows I feel this one has the most genuine satire.

  • @formusicplaylist1
    @formusicplaylist1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Dead, dead, dead, dead, and OH my goodness if we don't have somebody here we might be able to help"
    lmao cox is so awesome

  • @sopralto817
    @sopralto817 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    My favorite part of that last bit is that you have two things the audience can't tell (temperature of the room and the quality of the coffee) and then the last one just SEALS IT.

  • @inspectorjavert8443
    @inspectorjavert8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:40 free advice guys: Do NOT do this when walking into a Covid-19 ward, people get snippy with you

  • @NateWolfKira
    @NateWolfKira 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad you posted this clip, its still hilarious.

  • @standuporshutup
    @standuporshutup 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Is that snoop dogg resident mixed among the group?

    • @XxTheShootingStarxX
      @XxTheShootingStarxX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Late response but yeah :D him and a few of the other minor characters (Dickhead, Colonel Doctor, Hooch) were background characters at first but so good at it that they ended up getting more episodes and supporting roles.

  • @LordWyatt
    @LordWyatt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JD mentioned both grannies even though one was already dead😂
    I miss this show

  • @ViewThis.
    @ViewThis. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I haven't watched Scrubs in many years. It makes me laugh until I cry or my sides hurt. If the Reruns came on at 3am and I had to get up for work at 6am I would still watch it, sleeplessness and all.

  • @loganguy2155
    @loganguy2155 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing that this man-
    Bob Kelso is a veteran from WW2.🤯

  • @seanripper2935
    @seanripper2935 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:53-That face, he wants to agree with Kelso but won't solely on principle.

  • @crowdpleasa4495
    @crowdpleasa4495 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just got back on scrubs marathoning and I have these scenes memorized, love all of them

  • @jensibowable
    @jensibowable 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "god help him" bwahahahaha

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No no no, I've already gone down a House rabbit hole, now the algorithm is trying to send me down a Scrubs one too.

    • @johnconti1329
      @johnconti1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've rewatched the entire series (not you, season 9) over the last couple months, and am about to re-rewatch it. So all I can say is go deep, and enjoy.

  • @ELIEISMYHERO
    @ELIEISMYHERO 15 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Elliot: "What did I miss?"
    Kelso: "It has come to my attention..."
    JD: "Something's come to his attention"
    xD

    • @razofdead
      @razofdead 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfect timming, i try to do that.. people always take more time to talk then i expected

  • @mr.roboto209
    @mr.roboto209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Something has come to his attention" is an underrated lime

  • @vladtepes97
    @vladtepes97 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Doug. He's a fantastic coroner

  • @thedreamer215
    @thedreamer215 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now i have to rewatch scrubs again. I've seen it so many times, and it never gets old. I seriously did consider going into medicine because of this show. I started as a bio major before switching to kinesiology 😅

  • @TheAlmightyRuler1
    @TheAlmightyRuler1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Season 3: Episode 6; "My Advice to You."

    • @tgtg9398
      @tgtg9398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheAlmightyRuler1 been looking for that comment

  • @ZakEmber
    @ZakEmber ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that this show actually dived into Kelso and Cox, showing that their sarcasm or cynicism is actually their last line of defense because they actually care a lot. So much it actually hurts. That's what they look for in the younger staff and Cox Kelso are just in different stages of struggling with how they want to care for patients and the bitter realities they've seen. Kelso is partly the way he is in order to shape Cox the way Cox shapes the kids; reality can be bitter and tough, but you have to make hard calls and think beyond what you may want for yourself or idealistically think is right. For a comedy show, I appreciated they gave chances for these characters to be deeper.

  • @BritishTeaFGC
    @BritishTeaFGC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The best Dr. Cox vs Dr. Kelso joke is the one where Dr. Cox said he hacked into Kelso's answering machine.

    • @bigdonut001
      @bigdonut001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      British Tea Bob kelso. ten inches

  • @markmark6938
    @markmark6938 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This cast was just perfect.

  • @mvib1604
    @mvib1604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Dr" Murphy ended up working the morgue if I remember right 😅😄

    • @Darkstar263
      @Darkstar263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Upstairs they call that a 'Doug'."

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah the producers decided that they needed to expand on the characters in the ‘weapons chest’: the term used for sub-characters who are funny for ridiculous reasons. I.e. Todd, Ted etc.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Murphy killed so many patients his autopsies were able to quickly find cause of death (and see if the hospital was responsible in case of lawsuits).

    • @BenReillySpydr1962
      @BenReillySpydr1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joermnyc That's brilliant.

    • @razofdead
      @razofdead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was great doctor in morgue because he knew everything why people die

  • @Lionblaze-Prime
    @Lionblaze-Prime ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How can anybody dislike this show is beyond me

  • @stephenhicks9902
    @stephenhicks9902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No matter how many times I see a scrubs episode I cant get passed seeing Dr Cox as Sgt O'Neil from Platoon, and that just makes every thing he does even more epic.

    • @ScreamBloodyMetal
      @ScreamBloodyMetal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s funny because Dr. Cox is the anti-Sgt. O’Neill.

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget, he put someone in the O'Neil death grip

  • @HMAOO86
    @HMAOO86 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Seen it? Upstairs they call that a Doug"

  • @Mikeplaysdbd
    @Mikeplaysdbd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Laverna: how come we keep things around here if they dont work here
    Cox: then why are we keep your ass around here.😂😂😂

  • @DblOSmith
    @DblOSmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So true. Working in a hospital system is juggling multiple bosses and managers who all want contradictory things. Your best bet is to navigate it without one or both of them getting TOO angry with you.

  • @kenhutchingame2606
    @kenhutchingame2606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Captain Kangaroo? That's weird. Too funny,

  • @Spider_7_7
    @Spider_7_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Why don't I do that for you? You're a bad doctor."

  • @adamwebb8114
    @adamwebb8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God help me there is no one better than John C McGinleys Dr Cox when it comes to sarcasm and quips

  • @shadowdragonlord2295
    @shadowdragonlord2295 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagined if Kelso said he hated JD and called him a disgrace to any father.

  • @funkyfranx
    @funkyfranx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What does Cox say at 2:50 in response to 'great coffee though'?

    • @kalq
      @kalq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      +lequoix Rat piss!

    • @funkyfranx
      @funkyfranx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +kalq Ohh, thank you!

    • @Drumbum-rw4jr
      @Drumbum-rw4jr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rat piss

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Captain kangaroo!? That's weird!"
    And the double take makes it even better.

  • @magicoA
    @magicoA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:33:giving into that question was his first mistake haha

  • @PavarottiAardvark
    @PavarottiAardvark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gosh darn the dialogue on this show could be SO GOOD

  • @_danfiz
    @_danfiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Poor Murphy 😂 I'm glad he's into law now 😆😆

  • @tylertilwick6852
    @tylertilwick6852 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Perry, it’s hotter-n-hell in here!”
    “Freezing!”
    “Great coffee!”
    “Rat piss!”
    “Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up!“
    “No Bob, in fact he’s one of the finest young doctors I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with.”😂😂