The Best CollegeHumor Sketches Ever (of 2019)

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  • @thatonekid565
    @thatonekid565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11560

    The best part about the menu sketch is that Brennan clearly knew the menu. He knew the numbers of the orders and everything, he could’ve just told them what was on the menu. And that’s funny.

    • @Heybroham
      @Heybroham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      I realized that too! I felt the betrayal and I was sad the other characters never knew!! Suspension of disbelief is so real

    • @wolvenarmor9452
      @wolvenarmor9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

      i just assumed he knew the numbers in his heart like he knew what he wanted for dinner

    • @vocalvortexstudios2058
      @vocalvortexstudios2058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      Lies and deceptions, he knew that every chinese restaurant puts food in the same order and number so he simply ordered from his heart and got it right

    • @austinling7318
      @austinling7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      No the greatest part is the entire premise is built on the idea the Chinese restaurant needs less than 5 minutes to prepare their order

    • @garlonschuman1014
      @garlonschuman1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@austinling7318 I’d be so pissed to have to make those orders just 1 minute until close. That would fucking suck

  • @keenusethi3551
    @keenusethi3551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4696

    My favourite part of the menu sketch is how it starts. Reikha just disinvites all of them from her birthday, and no one takes issue. It doesn't even register with them.

    • @mrblobinn4131
      @mrblobinn4131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Wait, you've never been uninvited to a birthday party? Literally all my male friends have had that happen on multiple occasions

    • @jadrobe3492
      @jadrobe3492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Im stil wondering why that happened, like what does that mean loll

    • @sakuranovaryan9261
      @sakuranovaryan9261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean I wish I was cool enough to not care about being uninvited

    • @MrAnurag96
      @MrAnurag96 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stfu spoiler man the internet will never forgive you 😡

    • @jeffthedoggo7990
      @jeffthedoggo7990 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It really did go in a different direction.

  • @dunstonlion1342
    @dunstonlion1342 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Brennan in the Chocolate Factory sketch saying, "If you don't help the children, who's going to help the children? Because I'm not going to help them," always catches me off guard XD

  • @drumbarpuncture
    @drumbarpuncture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4459

    “You order the same meal every time?”
    “I order the BEST meal every time.”

    • @super_bakon7238
      @super_bakon7238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I've never felt so validated after hearing that line. People are always asking me why I always get the same thing

    • @purpleninjabutterfly3922
      @purpleninjabutterfly3922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    • @WarsWorth
      @WarsWorth ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Brennan is my spirit animal

    • @whitewolf1610
      @whitewolf1610 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now this is how I will answer to people 😂

    • @cantaloupegodling352
      @cantaloupegodling352 ปีที่แล้ว

      The most relatable line in all of CH history.

  • @charlesbronson2926
    @charlesbronson2926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5374

    Due to my love for Brennan, I choose to believe he meant they stopped accepting orders in 5 minutes, not that they actually closed.

    • @cosmicriptid
      @cosmicriptid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      I was thinking about that myself

    • @arthurduncan5838
      @arthurduncan5838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      “… oh it’s this fucking guy again’”

    • @chivedeer6093
      @chivedeer6093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      On the clock you can see it’s ten till when he says five minutes so I think so

    • @betteryou7hanme
      @betteryou7hanme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Bro. One time I left work with my buddy, and after picking my GF up we decided to grab some Chinese food. We parked and started walking. as we turned the corner, the owner and all the employees were locking the front door. He saw us and started opening back up. we kept telling him it was fine, that he did not need to make those guys go in and make food, but he was insistent. he also barely spoke any English so any protesting was pointless.
      I've honestly never felt worse in my entire life than I did waiting for my rice that night. it haunts me.

    • @etcetc1
      @etcetc1 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      there Are places where kitchens close a while before the place does! so that is what i am choosing to believe also

  • @ldragon8480
    @ldragon8480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    I love the tiny hat inside the tiny hat bit for Jilly Jonka. That's honestly a perfect little joke to use for that kind of character.

  • @dudedude64
    @dudedude64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3027

    Katie can do a really good condescending voice. That Seabird sketch was absolute gold. And Brennan can do so many accents like that “Who got Trapp sick” sketch was also gold

    • @mcswashbuckler3833
      @mcswashbuckler3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Look up Brennan reading the Declaration of Independence. That shit’s amazing

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mcswashbuckler3833 I was just thinking about that!!!

    • @Jellybeansatdusk
      @Jellybeansatdusk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s one of the reasons he’s such a good DM!

    • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
      @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brennan's vocal game is on a whole nother level

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      whatz the name of the girl with Kate in sea bird products

  • @lexietaylor9722
    @lexietaylor9722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4170

    This is just reminder that Brennan and Katie are geniuses. Brennan having a brilliant wide range and Katie being so good in her niche I believe that her ‘character’ is actually her.

    • @haydenwalls939
      @haydenwalls939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Idk man, i follow katie on twitter and high-key i dont think thats 100% a character.

    • @jeromealday614
      @jeromealday614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Poor Trapp. He's really best for me.

    • @christinecallanan3543
      @christinecallanan3543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's called acting. Hard to tell when some of us are doing it were SO good at it. Heh heh heh.😜🚬

    • @christinecallanan3543
      @christinecallanan3543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@haydenwalls939 thank you for not living in media programming land 24/7 like too many. Nice to see others that have not yet succumbed to complete idiocy. I salute you brother. Maybe there is hope for the future after all✌️🦄🌈☀️🙏😉🚬

    • @haydenwalls939
      @haydenwalls939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Christine Callanan yo wtf

  • @mrrd4444
    @mrrd4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    Grant plays a creepy older gentleman with a weak constitution pretty perfectly

    • @brittanyross9764
      @brittanyross9764 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He needs to get in the D20 Dome for a real campaign. He is such and underrated talent . He can do more than the horny heel!

    • @jessamynpratt5068
      @jessamynpratt5068 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@brittanyross9764 He totally did though. For Mice and Murder.

    • @jakssmithy
      @jakssmithy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plays?

    • @ashes2ashley230
      @ashes2ashley230 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      31:31

  • @majuju06
    @majuju06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3813

    "There is no crime so low as getting another sick, especially someone as undeserving as me."
    "Wait, didn't you kill pat?"
    "Allegedly"
    That shit had me dying

    • @printility9602
      @printility9602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The best part is that they drop the accents when they start talking about pat.

    • @simonhailom2477
      @simonhailom2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just like Patrick.

    • @ghostcraft9343
      @ghostcraft9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It is actually a lot funnier now then when it first came out

    • @fluffy-demon1860
      @fluffy-demon1860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BigBoi860 I was your 445th like

    • @guckinfames
      @guckinfames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah just like Pat

  • @obsidian4844
    @obsidian4844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5426

    The first sketch was so intense. « As god above is my witness Grant, they will have dumplings! »

    • @obsidian4844
      @obsidian4844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      20:48 is also a great one

    • @floofyproofy9374
      @floofyproofy9374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Favorite sketch all year

    • @imNapalm
      @imNapalm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *double fist pump*

    • @Nob911
      @Nob911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol I loved it especially when he said a eggroll is technically a sandwich haha

    • @glaxnor7
      @glaxnor7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Someone "You watch the same sketch every time?"

  • @wackamackaphone
    @wackamackaphone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Grants character in Who Got Me Sick must be the most perfect role for him. Every line he delivers, the body language, all of it! Comedy gold!

  • @lucafornataro3752
    @lucafornataro3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4265

    "I don't want to answer as a woman of color"
    Grant: "I'll take a stab at it"
    My mom literally came to my room to see if I was okay cause I was laughing so loud.

    • @kevinqiu8089
      @kevinqiu8089 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2 years, 2.6k likes and no replies??

    • @columbina5839
      @columbina5839 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kevinqiu8089 wdym theres one reply

    • @SaltusC
      @SaltusC ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2 years, 2,6K likes and only 2 replies

    • @MrMikel85
      @MrMikel85 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I came to the comments just to make sure this joke was getting the attention it deserved that's so good

    • @JustaThing
      @JustaThing ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@MrMikel85 me aswell

  • @andtuf
    @andtuf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5109

    Damn grant really uses that theater degree, doesn’t he?

    • @miso_to_zari
      @miso_to_zari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Underated comment

    • @isabellapagani2223
      @isabellapagani2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      andtuf yeah his whole bit at 8:40 was so goooddd

    • @sprucesoultree3833
      @sprucesoultree3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      41:32 is the best example in my opinion.

    • @ryankelley2983
      @ryankelley2983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@sprucesoultree3833 nah he could've gone bigger there I think

    • @sprucesoultree3833
      @sprucesoultree3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ryankelley2983 no, he could have gone even bigger at 8:40.

  • @anna-pr6bx
    @anna-pr6bx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    seeing brennan dance around in tights and makeup while talking about the dangers of technology in an old english borderline scottish accent has been the highlight of my week, nay, my entire existance

    • @emerynoel567
      @emerynoel567 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      technolo-gee

    • @russellfisher1303
      @russellfisher1303 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why are they wearing eye shadow though?

    • @JCArules13
      @JCArules13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@russellfisher1303 Probably to emulate stage makeup which is usually more heavy to to the audience, it looks like average makeup.

    • @russellfisher1303
      @russellfisher1303 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JCArules13 but it’s not medieval. :(

    • @notaspider4084
      @notaspider4084 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's nowhere near scottish. it's west country english

  • @okashi10
    @okashi10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8487

    Brennan how DARE you place an order 1 minute before the restaurant closes!

    • @asuba57
      @asuba57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      They would probably not do the order

    • @anmolsingh1926
      @anmolsingh1926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      The restaurant I worked at, we always account for last minute orders. We used to close at 11 PM but we got paid for upto 11:30 or 11:45 and everyone on the late night shifts knew it.

    • @lowkeyobsessedngl
      @lowkeyobsessedngl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      right? but then again, it is fast food so~

    • @anticswithmydogz
      @anticswithmydogz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      It IS an asshole move

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      how dare AFF and Ally steal coke from Katie

  • @mobipedia_media
    @mobipedia_media 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5334

    Give the guy who hired Brennan a reward

    • @maddie9602
      @maddie9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Probably Trapp, since he's in charge.

    • @sleeplessdistrict3897
      @sleeplessdistrict3897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      And not Brennan??

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@opal_zzz He gets a bigger award.

    • @sakaitrevor
      @sakaitrevor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I mean....Brennan got to keep his job so....

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ethreldur Isn’t Sam in charge??

  • @jacobrodriguez3712
    @jacobrodriguez3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    I love how Brennan is usually right but he reaches the logical extreme of his argument.

  • @GingerTaylorMusic
    @GingerTaylorMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    no one:
    grant's theatre degree: 𝓶𝓮, 𝓼𝓲𝓻?

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ginger Taylor my constitution is as weak as my arhhms

    • @clairoluvr55
      @clairoluvr55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      𝓝𝔂𝓮𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓱!

    • @saulcontrerasOfficial
      @saulcontrerasOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How do comment in that font?

    • @tinytigertamer
      @tinytigertamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think he needs to go BIGGER.

  • @idozal7245
    @idozal7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2690

    Grant: is throwing potato chips in the air, screaming, laughing, and crying.
    Lily: YoU SeEm HaPpY

    • @markimark4492
      @markimark4492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      you seem happy 😀

    • @BaberuthlessD3
      @BaberuthlessD3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lily seemed so put off XD

    • @jamiewah
      @jamiewah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i love that you can see her just trying not to break

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no notes, lily

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well yeah he’s laughing

  • @emilysmith2965
    @emilysmith2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Every once in a while Brennan has a genuine New York accent moment… I love how he says “a cuppa cwauffee”

  • @nathancarey-craddock7237
    @nathancarey-craddock7237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3026

    "I don't want to answer as a woman of color!"
    "I guess I'll take a crack at it"
    Will never not SLAY me!

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My favorite

    • @papahusky7003
      @papahusky7003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is why I like college humour, they agree with politics on both sides of the spectrum...

    • @dynamite8100
      @dynamite8100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@papahusky7003 What? How?

    • @Blazikenrjcf
      @Blazikenrjcf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @dynamite8100 Some people think everything is political... and then they complain about politics being in everything.

    • @dudd9649
      @dudd9649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@papahusky7003 you don't understand

  • @jamesfranken8676
    @jamesfranken8676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Brennan has just enough psycho in these sketches to confirm he is actually from New York.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "I don't want to answer as a woman of color!"
    "I'll take a stab at it."
    Best joke of the lot imo

  • @T1J
    @T1J 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7242

    Grant should win an award for the Who Got Me Sick sketch

    • @LeslieBeauty
      @LeslieBeauty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He was so good!!

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      I felt like he could have gone bigger.

    • @dilanrajapaksha
      @dilanrajapaksha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      potato chips as well

    • @LeslieBeauty
      @LeslieBeauty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Rougarou99 lmao

    • @madelinegolding4969
      @madelinegolding4969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It gets more relatable with age

  • @vatsalgoyal1517
    @vatsalgoyal1517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    "This is the drunk driver who killed your sister when you were 15."
    "Wendy? How do you know about that?"
    "We googled it."

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      and shes a famous restaurant made in
      November 15, 1969, it's kinda hard to miss her...shitty food though.

    • @andrewbrowning1931
      @andrewbrowning1931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@emrahalien2972 Just hear me out though
      I could C R U S H a Dave's Triple when I'm baked

    • @mintcondition7789
      @mintcondition7789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andrewbrowning1931 I could crush a dogshit sandwich with enough pot but yeah I like the Wendy’s where I’m from, but it’s kinda crap in other places I’ve been to.

  • @jenniferr6260
    @jenniferr6260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The Avon lady sketch is hysterical...those "wellness", "love yourself", "don't change your appearance, Improve your appearance" makeup/lifestyle catalogs. Its spot on, also the Wet and Wild eyeshadow pallet she held up as the fake brands pallet its wonderful!!

  • @Cheezybrie
    @Cheezybrie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    "Look at me and say what yoU SAID."
    *"Adult. Backpack"*
    "You're never walking again"

  • @YellowPeachist
    @YellowPeachist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3612

    As a female software engineer... That chocolate sketch was an act of violence.

    • @jlo803
      @jlo803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      As a female... Of color?

    • @YellowPeachist
      @YellowPeachist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@jlo803 yes?

    • @franceswildgen1907
      @franceswildgen1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Avalorne As a woman of color, was it hard to break into your field?

    • @aniallater33
      @aniallater33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

    • @explicit6400
      @explicit6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      How has being a POC female engineer affected the way you drafted that comment?

  • @ruthhanan7749
    @ruthhanan7749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    The Jilly Jonka sketch really had to make me remind myself that it was just a sketch MULTIPLE times.

  • @RandomPhail
    @RandomPhail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    "Was that radio always saying my thoughts?"
    *Radio buzzing and then her voice: "It's probably just a coincidence"* was unironically one of the scariest concepts I've ever seen.

    • @atomosvrial1708
      @atomosvrial1708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And thats what schizophrenia feels like.

    • @sdeeznads
      @sdeeznads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which sketch was that?

    • @RandomPhail
      @RandomPhail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sdeeznads I'm pretty sure it was the last one; The one where AI wrote the script

    • @christinecallanan3543
      @christinecallanan3543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like when your phone suggests ads for something you were just talking to someone about....it's no accident....
      I'll let Rod Serling (Twighlight Zone) take it from here......🌌🤩

    • @caffeineevil178
      @caffeineevil178 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christinecallanan3543 That's just open mics picking up what you're saying.

  • @aidan.armstrong
    @aidan.armstrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    The “go bigger” sketch is the most accurate on set experience ever

    • @eileenconway2966
      @eileenconway2966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Every acting class ever

    • @kowaretatc8611
      @kowaretatc8611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For me it was something similar
      I was playing a conspiracy theorist and literally done a papyrus laugh and ran into a wall
      I had to go big and well
      Did it-

  • @TheSkyFeds
    @TheSkyFeds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    The one written by an AI had moments where it actually made perfect sense and sounded like a human wrote it. The whole thing was surprisingly brilliant.

    • @woofwoof9199
      @woofwoof9199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Well it was co-written by a person so that’s probably why

    • @xanmanskaggs216
      @xanmanskaggs216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thought you were the FCC for a sec

    • @TheSkyFeds
      @TheSkyFeds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@xanmanskaggs216 I regulate the skies not communication lol

    • @xanmanskaggs216
      @xanmanskaggs216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheSkyFeds I thought FCC was censorship?

    • @TheSkyFeds
      @TheSkyFeds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xanmanskaggs216 the Federal Communications Commission?

  • @ionceateapinecone
    @ionceateapinecone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    it's wild that Grant looks like a giant on camera but is only 8.5 inches tall!

  • @adamwise1111
    @adamwise1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3414

    Everyone's saying the Boomer disease sketch didn't age well but look at "Who got Trap Sick?" That carries so much more weight now. "There is no crime as low as getting another sick" I MEAN

    • @sofar2218
      @sofar2218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tru

    • @EwgenijBelzmann
      @EwgenijBelzmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      There is literally a person right now being persecuted in Germany because they went out on a pub crawl without waiting for a test result and got a bunch of people sick with the C-plague. What an asshole.

    • @MediumDon
      @MediumDon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And no victim more undeserving than Trapp

    • @jonathanspry394
      @jonathanspry394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You aint wrong

    • @matthewcooper4248
      @matthewcooper4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@MediumDon Didn't he kill Pat?

  • @_thatonenotfunnyguy_2092
    @_thatonenotfunnyguy_2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I love the fact the computer sketch slowly gets more self aware about how they are in a computer and how they aren't real its genuinely a but scary 😂

  • @m3m3soz81
    @m3m3soz81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4816

    Jilly Jonka: "I don't want to answer as a woman of color"
    Tommy Melty: "I'll take a stab at it"
    That really cracked me up! :D

    • @AllfatherBlack
      @AllfatherBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Grant does the best aggravating white man impression, I swear.

    • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
      @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AllfatherBlack how? He just stood there answering questions

    • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
      @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AllfatherBlack like did you see the audience? Grant is innocent i say! Innocent!

    • @icephoenix452
      @icephoenix452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know it’s Willy Wonka joke but who is grant support to be?

    • @benisted1614
      @benisted1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@icephoenix452 He's just meant to be representative of how an actual chocolate factory operates and the boring people that run it, as opposed to the Willy Wonka-esque alternative

  • @kharga9046
    @kharga9046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    Reika: aren’t you going to ask me the fun questions too?
    Brennan: no
    That absolute canceling power of that line

    • @griffenjung9551
      @griffenjung9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think that"s my favorite part of the video and here's a timestamp for the no part: 17:23

    • @matthewcooper4248
      @matthewcooper4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's such a great actor and honestly one of the only things keeping this channel alive.

    • @AllfatherBlack
      @AllfatherBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@griffenjung9551 my dumb ass found it myself >

    • @lympharia
      @lympharia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the way the music cuts in for literally just one word and then immediately cuts out again is incredibly funny

  • @pcou715
    @pcou715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Empty me, damn you!. I'm trash!" is such a raw line for a computer.

  • @Bushwhacker-so4yk
    @Bushwhacker-so4yk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    “Technically an egg roll is a sandwich.” Nice callback.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To what?

    • @Bushwhacker-so4yk
      @Bushwhacker-so4yk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      veghead05 To the celiac sketch where they claim pie (and other things) are sandwiches.

    • @brantleyhoward5796
      @brantleyhoward5796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      an egg roll is really a burrito but whatever

    • @Andrea-ys1gv
      @Andrea-ys1gv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Brantley Howard and what is a burrito, if not a sandwich?

    • @TrapperAaron
      @TrapperAaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Technically correct is of course the best kind of correct.

  • @makicha10001
    @makicha10001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    This just show me that Brennan is the best of the world and should be in every video.

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Honestly I like Zack the most

    • @saji.2874
      @saji.2874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dat Boi zack and brennan are awesome

    • @saji.2874
      @saji.2874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also kaitie

    • @saji.2874
      @saji.2874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh and grant too

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saji.2874 I Wish there was more with Zack and one with Zack and brennan

  • @BluePluto03
    @BluePluto03 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I think Brennen is great but people absolutely sleep on how genuinely BRILLIANT Rekah is. All her sketches are fantastic and unique and manage to be hilarious while often making really great commentary. Also her character work on d20 is so good like katia cleaver is such a brilliant layered character with so much emotion and humor. Everyone needs to stop sleeping on Rekah she’s fantastic!!

  • @fangwulf
    @fangwulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    THEY ARE NOT WOMEN OF COLOR THEY ARE CHERRY AND LIME I will always die.

    • @AllfatherBlack
      @AllfatherBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      she sold that so good hahaha

  • @imjusttryingtosurvivedude9499
    @imjusttryingtosurvivedude9499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    11:42 i truly appreciate that literally years later, Trapp killing Pat is being maintained as part of CH cannon

  • @ko379
    @ko379 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Tao’s introduction episode might be my favorite. Raph’s “you freak!” Grant’s judgment. Katie making her party hat bounce. Lily’s happy go lucky attitude. And then tao just breaking down. 😂

  • @Dexobite
    @Dexobite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    “AS GOD ABOVE IS MY WITNESS GRANT THEY WILL HAVE DUMPLINGS”

  • @pj2892
    @pj2892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    The first sketch changed me when I first saw it. It made me realize that I don’t need a menu. I used to look at menus for every single restaurant or takeout place. Now I legit don’t 90% of the time

    • @davidh4374
      @davidh4374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      people should spend less time on the menu...
      Menu-writers should also be more succinct.

    • @potassiumnitrate420
      @potassiumnitrate420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bofa y'all are very based

    • @ScrayDragon
      @ScrayDragon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only look at a menu to see which one of my 2 options I'm feeling today or maybe for a new product option the limited time. So I maybe look 50% of the time.

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman ปีที่แล้ว

      The problem is at a burger place I always get a cheeseburger with no pickle but some places call them dumb names

  • @betteryou7hanme
    @betteryou7hanme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Brennan prancing off stage before the crossbow sketch actually killed me.

  • @watersheep_4842
    @watersheep_4842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    _“What if they don’t have dumplings?”_
    *”AS GOD ABOVE IS MY WITNESS GRANT I PROMISE YOU THEY HAVE DUMPLINGS”*

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love that one

    • @kaalimari
      @kaalimari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TWO MINUTES!!!

    • @extraterrestrian
      @extraterrestrian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *"AS GOD ABOVE IS MY WITNESS GRANT, THEY WILL HAVE DUMPLINGS."*
      That will never not kill me.

    • @lime2333
      @lime2333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally one of my favourite sketches they’ve done in recent years.

  • @Malaka643
    @Malaka643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    “We’re monsters.”
    - Brennen, CEO of Juul

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    That virus sketch aged *phenomenally*

    • @johndoe-d8j6w
      @johndoe-d8j6w 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      :(

    • @69belhaven
      @69belhaven หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Checking in this week and it should have aged better.

    • @spenceduggs
      @spenceduggs หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@69belhaven Nah, deadass 😭

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg หลายเดือนก่อน

      Certainly that was done after they knew about COVID? Interestingly, the only thing that actually ended up happening was that brief improvement in climate change. The boomers ended up taking more of our stuff, the rich got richer, and now housing is _really_ impossible.

  • @shyayen
    @shyayen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    While everyone can agree that CEO sketches were the best, can we give some love for Trap's couples therapy skits?

  • @IcyAuron
    @IcyAuron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I forgot how much I loved Ye Mirror Blacke.

    • @Samantha_yyz
      @Samantha_yyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ye Mirror Black is fucking great, and perfectly captures why I find black mirror dumb XD

  • @jacobazari6997
    @jacobazari6997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I actually kind of enjoyed Grant’s story about the shipping boxes that were too thin.

    • @SimoraCheeks1
      @SimoraCheeks1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes! Somehow it was both interesting and soothing.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I can relate so much to the rabbit hole of researching something completely stupid

  • @vorkvoyd
    @vorkvoyd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "I'm just a program, designed to make haha. A file named 'laugh man'."

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    “2 moods is enough for anybody!”
    *Boggy liked that*

  • @nixthelatter
    @nixthelatter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Rick and Marty one was sooo on the nose. As a Rick and Marty fan who witnessed the weird relationship between Dan Harmon and the toxic fans online, this is exactly the embodiment of what I witnessed. Well done!

  • @maddie9602
    @maddie9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Ah, the "Who Got Me Sick?" sketch. I love that sketch. Fun character pieces are often among my favorites. And the menu sketch, ah, good times. A good selection all around. See TH-cam, _this_ is how you do a goddamn rewind.

  • @ellie2108
    @ellie2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I was actually PISSING myself first time I saw the “Grant go bigger” sketch. Well done.

    • @saltypumpkin927
      @saltypumpkin927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miguel Dixon maybe they just watch these videos on their phone while in the bathroom

  • @ezachleewright2309
    @ezachleewright2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Tayo's introductory skit was my favorite College Humor skit so far.

  • @bejeweledbedhead1551
    @bejeweledbedhead1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Objectively the best sketches are the ones where Brennan goes batshit insane and to any who disagree I wish you a pleasant evening.

  • @jujubeebles5079
    @jujubeebles5079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    all im hearing from that first sketch is that brennan is an amazingly efficient human being with great decision making skills

  • @Itmedontask
    @Itmedontask ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Grant crying on the floor in a red feather scarf screaming "I love potato chips" while rolling in crumbles of potato chips is something I didn't know I needed

  • @EchoEchoEchoX3
    @EchoEchoEchoX3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Brennan’s menu sketch called me out and I’m not comfortable with that

  • @Vladimir-et2kq
    @Vladimir-et2kq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    all of the ceo sketches

    • @piplup10203854
      @piplup10203854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They seriously are my favorite the tide one and the one for video pass get me laughing the hardest and ooh the tumblr one too they're all good.

  • @RedPanda495
    @RedPanda495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    " you order the same meal every time?" "I order the best meal everytime", I loved it

  • @RobbyLender
    @RobbyLender 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    “ if you don’t adopt him today then we have to put him down”
    “Yeah, I’m ok with that”
    Me when the teacher asked me whether I wanted to go forward with the punishment with the school bully.

  • @fortyforty-seven1061
    @fortyforty-seven1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    I refuse to believe:
    "was that radio always saying my thoughts?"
    "its probably a coincidence"
    was made by a bot

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Obviously she’s been smoking “Uh-Oh, Everyone Can Hear Your Thoughts.”

    • @yetinepotist2058
      @yetinepotist2058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m pretty sure on the original video they said somewhere that they fixed up a little bit of the writing.

    • @jonnybritain
      @jonnybritain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'd feel more at ease knowing the "A file named Laugh Man" part wasn't made by a computer lol

    • @TheGamer14300
      @TheGamer14300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      time stamp?

  • @42Fern42
    @42Fern42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "And now I have the plaaague" and the ensuing min 34:11 = perfection.
    I keep rewatching that one, that be my favourite.

  • @jupiter_adept
    @jupiter_adept 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    I dunno I felt like Grant kinda phoned it in. Could have been more present in the scene, pushed further.

    • @anexgames8100
      @anexgames8100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He should have went bigger

    • @alltamarr
      @alltamarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah, it needed to be huge. Like an 11, not a 6.

    • @sophieroche
      @sophieroche 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How big is grant anyways?

    • @jupiter_adept
      @jupiter_adept 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sophieroche according to his grind profile, 8 inches cut

    • @kaipaschal4285
      @kaipaschal4285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so confused... Are we talking about acting?

  • @jtek2259
    @jtek2259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    “Well scarlet this is a whole Pandora’s box of-“
    *Ad starts playing*
    “Devry university”

  • @newageoutlaw
    @newageoutlaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Man it's weird seeing this and seeing some of CH's best work, and nobody knew IAC was getting ready to pull all their funding a few months later...

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IAC?

    • @newageoutlaw
      @newageoutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wouldiwasshookspeared4087 The parent company that owned College Humor until early 2020.

  • @c.k-da-kxnghere
    @c.k-da-kxnghere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Brennen is truly the greatest gift to collegehumor, no TH-cam, The Lord has ever given

  • @aidan.armstrong
    @aidan.armstrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    In the black mirror sketch when Siobhan used the rat as a tissue I just about spit out my water

  • @kelvinnoodles
    @kelvinnoodles ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think the biggest uptick in quality CH has had from cast additions was Rehka and Brennan and I think these sketches really show that off

  • @arthurguerra3832
    @arthurguerra3832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I think we may conclude only one thing: Brennan is an amazing actor/genius.

    • @jackmarklew4752
      @jackmarklew4752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm pretty sure this is a Brooklyn 99 reference and it's amazing

    • @li-23
      @li-23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackmarklew4752 guest appearance idea?

  • @JamesCPotter13
    @JamesCPotter13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "Is he neutered?"
    *aggressively no*

  • @Animear-
    @Animear- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “So what you order the same meal every time?!”
    “I order the BEST meal every time”
    I dont know why but the way he delivered that line SLAPPED! 😂

  • @tararaw8518
    @tararaw8518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    “I don’t want to talk to your tattoo, I want to talk to you”
    2019 was a good year for CH

  • @MidoriJane12
    @MidoriJane12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    i honestly don’t think grant was going big enough. i’m not convinced he really loves potato chips.

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Honestly? Gotta agree...how big is grant anyways?

    • @infanatosuks4880
      @infanatosuks4880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I felt he could've gone just a little bigger but by the end I was pretty satisfied

  • @ethanlau7811
    @ethanlau7811 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “It helps you love the skin you’re in by COMPLETELY covering it.”

  • @jimmyf7455
    @jimmyf7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    i love how the predictive ai sketch is occasionally the exact thing you’d find in a college humor sketch

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Siobhan mentioning Celiacs? You know that computer has figured her out completely

    • @Death-gj2dn
      @Death-gj2dn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s because of the way the algorithm they used works!

    • @cahan557
      @cahan557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      From what i’ve read, the ai didn’t really “write” the sketch, instead it was more of a predictive text using previous sketches so while its still impressive that the predictive texts set up some jokes with word choices the actual jokes were guided by the usual writers

  • @Crabapplez
    @Crabapplez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7399

    Man...that boomer disease sketch has NOT AGED WELL.

    • @Squid-Game
      @Squid-Game 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      finally, i found the ONE comment

    • @bigaderyn
      @bigaderyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      lmao

    • @Chillax_Bro1
      @Chillax_Bro1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah yikes

    • @harmdizzle1979
      @harmdizzle1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I was about to say the SAMMMME thing

    • @CaptSpidey
      @CaptSpidey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bruh I was thinking the same thing

  • @pietadon
    @pietadon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "the devil is everywhere!" Is the most English thing Siobhan's ever said.

  • @starRushi
    @starRushi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
    *”You only need two moods!”*

  • @stormedrain
    @stormedrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Watching grant lose his insanity little by little during the potato chip sketch was hilarious

  • @StickzYT
    @StickzYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Brennan is quickly becoming one of my fav actor/comedians ever. He's a DM/GM on the level of the almighty matt mercer and always shows intelligence and humor when out of character and a ton of range in character

  • @porkchopsensei2742
    @porkchopsensei2742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Honestly, that sketch about a shark touching Grant's leg and him absolutely loving it is absolutely something I could see Grant doing. That's honestly a sketch that could work.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, right? I think I might write that one.

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that’s because it’s based on an actual sketch he was in.

  • @minebr100
    @minebr100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Oh... i can get you both in" ALWAYS GETS ME

    • @Samot0423
      @Samot0423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didnt even understand that when i first saw it, somehow.

  • @phoxess
    @phoxess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jesus I could literally listen to Katie monologuing about absolutely anything for centuries

  • @vedaantbhat2744
    @vedaantbhat2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The best sketches are when Brennan slowly loses his mind through out them

  • @primovictoria353
    @primovictoria353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I got an add for an automatic cow milking machine and thought it was another sketch

  • @eliadams3711
    @eliadams3711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    19:13 “… about the children, who will help them because I won’t” 😂 best part

  • @leotavera326
    @leotavera326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The simple ‘no’ at 17:23 made me laugh heartily for a full minute, Brennan is a gift

  • @carynchisholm3082
    @carynchisholm3082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    This compilation now feels like an in memoriam video for the talent lost at CH

    • @rosiaidek
      @rosiaidek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caryn Chisholm right!

    • @elzbieta3850
      @elzbieta3850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Caryn Chisholm what do you mean??

    • @loganknox7
      @loganknox7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@elzbieta3850 people got laid off

  • @chlochlo_the_T_BAG
    @chlochlo_the_T_BAG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the part at 33:16 where Siobhan's eyes go glossy and cloudy and they just say "*The devil is everywhere.*" made my heart drop that was terrifying and great acting

  • @charles_xcx
    @charles_xcx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The “Who Got Me Sick?” sketch always gets me laughing hard af

    • @ariz1516
      @ariz1516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jessica was the funniest In that sketch

    • @ericapape5160
      @ericapape5160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Katie was the funniest In that sketch

    • @philmcbride3424
      @philmcbride3424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? I thought Grant could have gone "bigger"

  • @babblenator
    @babblenator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    what would be fun would be for all collegehumor cast to pick their favorite sketches and show them could get a ton of nostalgia views/likes , pick ones that they weren't in. I know they did a video a while back where they picked their favorite ones they were in.
    Edit: so yeah I guess they already did that "Collegehumor's Favorite Classic Videos", I think its time for another.

    • @8Rincewind
      @8Rincewind 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe they've already done that.

    • @mcgrawnelson4722
      @mcgrawnelson4722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      they did that allready, its called the casts favorite classic sketches or something like that.

    • @hq4287
      @hq4287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mcgrawnelson4722 Would it be great to have it happen again.

  • @DrewFilms05
    @DrewFilms05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    20:05 I love Brennan's WAAOOAOAAOooAOAOAOAOW

  • @geraldisaracoon4139
    @geraldisaracoon4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    3:33 Did anyone notice how the title of his magazine is "Scarlett Johansson leafs us speechless: Says she can't play tree."