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vaazkl gives me the will to live, like the way hes so calm and monotone during fucked up memes makes me giggle and makes me realize there might be a chance in this world
7:42 they don’t do this anymore because everyone was always screaming “Andy’s Coming!” Up to 50 times a day and performers in the costumes got injured from constantly dropping to the ground.
not sure if this is true but i heard that its actually a trick to make people comment about it, thus increasing engagement rate, so you and a59ri both fell for it lol
1:09:42 I love the fact that he just gave up and didn't even bother to finish it. Bro didn't even uncover the rest of it for us to read. Your videos are hilarious, Vaazkl, keep it up!
lmao did i tell y'all abt the white dude at my school who apparently learned japanese for the girl he liked but the girl he liked..... was chinese.....
Yk whenever I’m having a hard time sleeping or something I’ll pull up these videos because your voice is really calming and it’s so chill and peaceful thanks for doing what your doing!
19:10 IM NOT ALONE I ALWAYS IMAGINED THE PARKOUR DUDE DOING TRICKS ON THE RAILS AND FLUTTER JUMPING TO SIGNS AND HOW HED TAKE DAMAGE WHEN HE HIT THE FLOOR
2:07:21 Speaking as someone who's seen 'smile dog' and it's creepypasta before, I have just gotten MASSIVE nostalgia chills and also that dog is gonna eliminate that poor poster😀
10:14 i remember one of my friends said he ate a four-leaf clover when he was a kid, so when i had privacy(only trusted friends around) and a clover patch, i found one and ate it, then he found a five-leaf clover like two seconds later
20:10 This is somehow incredibly wholesome. At first I was expecting her to try to get him to stop or leave him alone but she wants to get him back! Keeper.
5:09 this was so funny I had to pause to comment! and then I noticed that its THREE HOURS LONGG TY james for waking me out of my slumber with ur funnies
I was NOT ready for coleslaw pops. Thankfully my lunch jumped right up to volunteer, took words literally out of my mouth and proceeded to take over the keyboard.
0:34 THIS!!! I FINALLY HAVE AN ANSWER GOR THIS!!! It too two years of education in industrial printing and an osha certification but I GOT IT!!!!! This is a sign warning that the machine creates a gas that replaces oxygen in the human body and thus can be very dangerous is breathed in(usually CO2). Unfortunately the sign was misprinted and/or it has changed over time as the image degraded. The actual image is only a little less terrifying
Shit dude, im sorry for being the one to tell you, but its not that. Its actually a vizualization of what will happen to the worm that steals my lunch, from the fridge at my job, once i catch them
5:56 our bodies actually limt the amount of strength we use all the time. For example, if your body didn't limit your strength for your jaw, you could bite your fingers off with some effort. I assume that for zombies, they don't have this limt, which explains why they could rip open your rib cage
5:55 it's because our muscles have enough amount of force to lift 1 ton but the brain don't let us do it but zombies can because the brain don't put a limit
31:26 as an american I will answer. We get some of the most extreme weather. we are really the only country to get tornadoes stronger than an ef-2 which at that point being in a brick house during an ef-5 won't save you. It doesn't matter if your house is cemented to the ground, an e5 will sweep you away. Now for places that get hurricanes, we also have hotter weather. IT's why we have ac and insulation to keep us warm in the winter when the jet stream dips (cause it dips farther here than in europe) and keeps us cold in the summer when it's over 35 degrees celcius which y'all never get.
My wife has a great uncle who was apparently involved in the creation of the "blue raspberry" flavor and her family still comments on it anytime we see something so flavored in a store. They will also often gift each other blue raspberry foods if it's from a new brand or variety they haven't encountered before. It's not that anyone in the family is obsessed with the actual taste, they just think of it as "their" flavor; and they gotta support the home team.
6:22 The sun actually does make a noise, however space has no matter for the sound waves to move through. If this was not the case, we would hear the sun at 100dB at any and every moment
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Vaazkl’s last video should be literally every meme he’s ever shown.
That is honestly most of his videos
Instead of MEMES ABOUT EVERYTHING it would be EVERY MEME
He hearted it, so he might
yea
10000000 hour video
vaazkl gives me the will to live, like the way hes so calm and monotone during fucked up memes makes me giggle and makes me realize there might be a chance in this world
Voldetort is honestly the best turtle name I've ever heard.
It is the best name for a turtle
I got a turtle just to name it Voldetort
When I get a turtle im naming him voldetort.
4:51 bro played on hard mode
The thumbnail 💀
💀💀🙏😭
7:42 they don’t do this anymore because everyone was always screaming “Andy’s Coming!” Up to 50 times a day and performers in the costumes got injured from constantly dropping to the ground.
cowards
i don't think that's cowardly but rather just smart
fair enough
@@cornbabylaughterwhat
If I had a dime for every meme I've seen, I'd have enough to buy a lifetime supply of keyboards
Quick question: Why do you need a lifetime supply of keyboards?
@@TheEmeraldLunast75to eat them
thats awfully specific. why keyboards of all things
@@bobbaseball5182why not cars
@@2ndGenMitzi its harder to eat cars
The mike twister colorblind one made me laugh way too hard
As a meme I can confirm these memes do cover everything👍
As a fortnite player I can confirm fortnite is everything
@@theslayr9678yeah, fortnite is everything trash
Fortnite is life
Only fortnite, and fortnite only
@@theslayr9678man, that's why so many people leave every year
does anyone else just scream inside when Vaazkl mispronounces an obvious and easy word😭😭
i remember seeing he had dyslexia somewhere but idk if that was true
@@A59ri if he does then that makes more sense
not sure if this is true but i heard that its actually a trick to make people comment about it, thus increasing engagement rate, so you and a59ri both fell for it lol
@@thebacongodfather777 i mean it makes sense
No
1:09:42
I love the fact that he just gave up and didn't even bother to finish it. Bro didn't even uncover the rest of it for us to read.
Your videos are hilarious, Vaazkl, keep it up!
By far my favorite part lmao
What I could read was : "japanese to the girl he liked but the girl he liked... was chinese" and I can't read the rest
Edit: I found out
lmao did i tell y'all abt the white dude at my school who apparently learned japanese for the girl he liked but the girl he liked..... was chinese.....
DAMN
@@thebacongodfather777😂😂😂
Vaazkl sounds less and less depressed in every video. Maybe he's finally getting sleep
Sometimes my friend takes screenshots of random memes you show and sends them to a group chat I’m in
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wow yellow face legs
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i love that no matter the meme type, it’s almost always gonna be somewhere from reddit or twitter
Thats where the most people are either savage or dumb😅
dont forget tumblr
heyyy what about tumblr?
14:41 “Make him regret being born” jesus christ
4:42 blud had a stroke
3:04 I see a Pineowlple
10:50 I love how the blurs it yet says ‘bitch’
""Biiich""" me :DOG FEMAILE EDITION!
I'VE JUST REALISED THAT THIS VIDEO IS 2 HOURS LONG I THOUGHT AUTOPLAY WAS JUST SMOOTH AF 2DAY AND I LOVE YOU RN VAAZKL THANK YOU MAN.
🤣 its a comp of the best memes so far last month. glad you enjoyed it though!
@@VaazkLShortshey do you want to hear a joke
@@DevanGilmerdamn, left on delivered, but I'll hear the joke,
@@gio_ozz ok, what do cows watch? High School MOOsical
@@gio_ozz thanks for hearing my joke
13:37 "You've been playing for a while, why not take a break?" My heart... The nostalgia hit it like a tsunami.
just like in japan
@@user-qb4my1mx6w I have no clue how to respond to this
Yk whenever I’m having a hard time sleeping or something I’ll pull up these videos because your voice is really calming and it’s so chill and peaceful thanks for doing what your doing!
Love the pfp its super cute!!
my parents put a barrier to stop the dogs going up stairs and i hop that everyday when i have my hands free
11:03 serves em right
2:07:18 im watching this at night and this meme genuinely creeped the fuck out of me. i cant even look at the dog without cringing
"your time has come [blank] no one is going to save you from your untimely demise
I'm watching this at 11:30 pm and I can relate. I tucked in my blankets and checked the windows.
im watching at night and i said to myself "that aint no dog, thats a fucking sw"
Same
Of course Vin Diesel got married in a white tank top 😂😂😂
Why is noone talking about 9:59.. I cried Lmao
The poor blind and deaf kitty? It's so cute the little loaf it makes while it waits for it's human to find it 😻
VaazkL just coughs at some point through a meme, yells “DAMN” and gives up lmao 11/10 entertainment
best part tbh
19:10 IM NOT ALONE I ALWAYS IMAGINED THE PARKOUR DUDE DOING TRICKS ON THE RAILS AND FLUTTER JUMPING TO SIGNS AND HOW HED TAKE DAMAGE WHEN HE HIT THE FLOOR
52:56 bro took that personally lol
I love the little confused chuckles followed by "wtf"
3:36 lord that shit was so funny
9:21 i see I’m not the only person who frequently confuses the calculator and clock app
2:07:21
Speaking as someone who's seen 'smile dog' and it's creepypasta before,
I have just gotten MASSIVE nostalgia chills and also that dog is gonna eliminate that poor poster😀
So are we all going to die since we saw it or nah?
@@Pointless1000 prolly🤷♀️
There is not much fun to have with a bouncy ball when there is nothing to hit it with. I’m dying of laughter
10:14 i remember one of my friends said he ate a four-leaf clover when he was a kid, so when i had privacy(only trusted friends around) and a clover patch, i found one and ate it, then he found a five-leaf clover like two seconds later
CRAZY HE DID IT!!!
20:10 This is somehow incredibly wholesome. At first I was expecting her to try to get him to stop or leave him alone but she wants to get him back! Keeper.
5:09 this was so funny I had to pause to comment! and then I noticed that its THREE HOURS LONGG
TY james for waking me out of my slumber with ur funnies
The sun does make a noise. We just can't hear it through the vaccuum of space.
I was NOT ready for coleslaw pops.
Thankfully my lunch jumped right up to volunteer, took words literally out of my mouth and proceeded to take over the keyboard.
0:34 THIS!!! I FINALLY HAVE AN ANSWER GOR THIS!!!
It too two years of education in industrial printing and an osha certification but I GOT IT!!!!!
This is a sign warning that the machine creates a gas that replaces oxygen in the human body and thus can be very dangerous is breathed in(usually CO2). Unfortunately the sign was misprinted and/or it has changed over time as the image degraded.
The actual image is only a little less terrifying
Shit dude, im sorry for being the one to tell you, but its not that. Its actually a vizualization of what will happen to the worm that steals my lunch, from the fridge at my job, once i catch them
8:00 life did not give us lemons we gave lemons life
what do you make when life gives you a citron and a bitter orange?
YOU MAKE A LEMON
the electricians who paid him for helping are fully deserving of the love they received from him
I love this video
2:16, so no one gonna talk about this. Also, will the plan (it's obviously not going)to be successful, and what do you need
8:11 encouraged everyone
1:50 you know your a complicate lost cause when Gundam wing's opening starts plying in your head as a potential response to that first part
“How did you get arrested?”
“I murdered my dad, how about you?”
“i called my ex-boyfriend 27,000 times.”
“GIRL WHAT THE FU-“
4:20 you are lying bro this isn’t the voice of naruto
You'd be surprised my man
finally a 3 hour video i have waited for this
7:31 this made me laugh wayyy more than it should’ve
3 hours of memes🔥🗿 let’s go boys🔥🔥🔥
5:56 our bodies actually limt the amount of strength we use all the time. For example, if your body didn't limit your strength for your jaw, you could bite your fingers off with some effort. I assume that for zombies, they don't have this limt, which explains why they could rip open your rib cage
7:04 is just so wholesome 😭❤
5:57 ‘die and come back stronger’ pills
5:55 it's because our muscles have enough amount of force to lift 1 ton but the brain don't let us do it but zombies can because the brain don't put a limit
can a zombie egolift
35:04 I know its a joke but there's iron oxide in your bloodstream so no your body is not rust free
I’m bouta clear my whole morning for this
That girl who was adopted dropped a truth bomb deadlier than any nuclear explosion will ever be.
" And now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. "
@@funnyskeleton94 Oppenheimer.
this is why some women arent ment for the real world and are meant for hell 12:30
*_exactly_*
12:03 what the fuck kind a name is that.
13:37 brings back some good childhood memories farther down
Ngl that heist room idea is awaome
The heist room one is actually a really good idea there might be some big money there
My inner self becomes enraged every time he replaces a word with mumbling
Top tier memes as usual
This is truly a meme video of all time.
57:13 he just comes down for some tea every now and then
i love your channel more than life
a hiest room sounds like a good idea
Honestly the colorblind twister was hilarious!
The adopted girl said the best comeback known to man.
The ultimate meme-a-thon.
1:51 CREWMATE
There is 1 impostor among us.
as a trumpet player, that guys advice on how to play was perfect
31:26 as an american I will answer. We get some of the most extreme weather. we are really the only country to get tornadoes stronger than an ef-2 which at that point being in a brick house during an ef-5 won't save you. It doesn't matter if your house is cemented to the ground, an e5 will sweep you away. Now for places that get hurricanes, we also have hotter weather. IT's why we have ac and insulation to keep us warm in the winter when the jet stream dips (cause it dips farther here than in europe) and keeps us cold in the summer when it's over 35 degrees celcius which y'all never get.
4:07 i feel like this is being pointed at me, i do this all the time
The uber one JEEEEESE!
bro took the corgi one personnally lmfao
Getting 66% of the words right is not bad
“This is just fucking rude”
Bro sounded so offended by that
Finally everything
Has anyone ever stopped to think that this guys content is narrating memes
My wife has a great uncle who was apparently involved in the creation of the "blue raspberry" flavor and her family still comments on it anytime we see something so flavored in a store. They will also often gift each other blue raspberry foods if it's from a new brand or variety they haven't encountered before. It's not that anyone in the family is obsessed with the actual taste, they just think of it as "their" flavor; and they gotta support the home team.
5:49 BANE AND KABAL JUST WANNA CHARGE THEIR PHONES THO
I can’t escape I tried clicking on another video but this one is here now
Oh so this is what that skit I made was for
0:10 it took VaazkL took 5 business days to say "stick man" XD
5:31 GRIL ME A CHEESE!
No
Vaazkls videos make me feel better. Thank you 🙂
Welp, I think I found my sleep aid video for tonight!
“Uhhh I think I woke my dog up, sorry Oreo”
07:11 In my head I just imagined an old lady running around the house on all fours sticking her leg up on walls and stuff. 😭
I've dreamt about my phone multiple times lol
6:22 The sun actually does make a noise, however space has no matter for the sound waves to move through. If this was not the case, we would hear the sun at 100dB at any and every moment
1:15 he just makes it better
YAS
did not expect to see purplecliffe
33:02 "I'm a few threats away from being your new best friend"
5:56
that's because your being careful not to blow open the bag and have the chips fly everywhere.