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na im getting my energy back, ive changed my schedule so have been recording in day, slowing goin up more energy, just need to find a nice balance which is peak in terms of video quality and me enjoying the recording.
The funny thing about the tiny elephants Jurassic Park joke, is that in the original Jurassic Park Book, the first experiments that Hammond did was with elephants, making them tiny. They replaced that with the flea circus in the movie. So it's literally Jurassic Park. Because that's how it started
Pass it if you finish it, along with the plattform you make it on (if it's digital, which I'm guessing it is?). It's an interesting concept and it would be cool if someone developed it.
@@moonlightarchives would you like to design one,as your the first commenter on this comment,like just give me what the character looks like if ya want lol
I feel like Tumblr is now just the dwelling grounds for the burnt out stoner kids of the internet, not too lazy to care but just lazy enough to go with the flow.
One time I dreamt that I got pulled over by a cop whilst riding my bicycle for not following an on-the-road street sign (like those construction signs) that was only blocking half the road, and pointed to where you had to be right next to it to see what was on it, and I wasn't next to it. I got community service, which took the form of being summarily drafted into setting up a halloween fair right next to where I got pulled over. I then gave myself a black eye with my bike lock (I have one of the springy cable ones) while trying to find something to lock my bike to. And then when I woke up I realized 'oh shit that's _exactly_ how that would play out.'
The one at 11:26 makes me so happy. It's accurate. I'm a nursing student and my cousin is a new nurse; I plan on working in obstretrics and she works in ER. Not in the same hospital, but it is entirely possible that while my future patient is giving birth, hers has an unfortunate object stuck up their ass. It happens a lot.
@@Stinky_swordfish They often say they "fell on the object" and that's how it got stuck in there, but it's usually a lie. PSA: Do not use random objects as sex toys. You'll get an infection and/or puncture your bowel and have feces spilling into your abdominal cavity. Not fun.
The forgetting your first language thing happened to me once, i was meeting with some spanish exchange students, so i was speaking enlish to them, but then i hit my head really hard, and i was just stuck on english for like 2 minutes
him: "I have one braincell and it bounces around my skull like a windows screen saver When it bounces perfectly in the corner I experience a thought" too bad your skull doesnt have a corner. therefore you will never experience a thought🤣
A few years ago, in December, someone actually made a video here on TH-cam where they vacuumed up jello through a metal tube, and in the description it said "This one's for you, Pukicho"
This does not change the fact that there are 400 billion birds in the world and 37,887 people in Liechtenstein. If the birds decide to invade Liechtenstein, each person in Liechtenstein will have to fight 10,560,498 birds.
7:31 I remember once, a few years ago, I managed to increase the volume of the voice in my head, but I overdid it, and it felt like a telepath was screaming at me.
0:20 THAT MEME IS INCOMPLETE!!!! The full version is someone asking "How did you realize you were pan" (pansexual) and there is an entire image of this pan looking at the mirror missing above this one YOU MY GOOD SIR are going to superhell together with the plinko horses
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🏮SUBSCRIBE for more if you enjoyed for more! (DAILY MEME VIDEOS)
bro has now pinned it
@@ashercd6487 thanks for reminding me
@@VaazkLShorts
glad you managed to remember to do it
most of us can't
not since the accident
@@VaazkLShorts
glad you managed to remember to do it
most of us can't
not since the accident
Moth Memes 🦋
We need a version of cursed comments from your own video's comment section, I beg of you
Oh no
@@randomjunk6921 a giant gator made out of galaxy slime will go to eat your soul
Yes
@@nickmilano2516 sorry what? I’m not disliking the idea, if it came off like that
why did you name me this way
This dude can make a whole video without even laughing and we are I'll still enjoy it
Well, not since the accident.
na im getting my energy back, ive changed my schedule so have been recording in day, slowing goin up more energy, just need to find a nice balance which is peak in terms of video quality and me enjoying the recording.
@@VaazkLShortswell thats nice
@@hpoqouthat exact meme showed up as I read that
anti-Bentellect
post: *contains the word "ominous"*
vaazkl: "omni-ous"
21:32 hearing *anyone* say "apple bottom jeans boots with the fur" without *ANY* emotion is literally illegal
On god, that shit is a war crime
Not since the accident...
But fr
i love how he blurs the swear words but fucking snaps at around the 5 minute mark and starts reading the swears out loud, he is escaping the matrix
lmao
My mother hates that part
Nothing makes me happier than when vaaz is just like "FUCK THAT"
HAHAHAA
Man, that the computer version of "this is fine" is literally me in a nutshell.
11:00 Where Vaaz actually uses a higher pitched voice and has an actual laugh
This is great
well, not since the accident
@@SmolGhost13bro you cant do that
not since the accident
you're right, i can't. not since the accident@@BeanBurrito1
@@SmolGhost13 bruh
0:49 I dont see shit except for "John" and "Jon"
It's a John Cena is invisible meme
There's also Joe.
JONC
vaazs refusal to use tumblr words by substituting the normie words really only makes them look like a mega tumblr nerd-
well. not since the accident
The funny thing about the tiny elephants Jurassic Park joke, is that in the original Jurassic Park Book, the first experiments that Hammond did was with elephants, making them tiny. They replaced that with the flea circus in the movie.
So it's literally Jurassic Park. Because that's how it started
Where does this man constantly find memes in which are funny
tumblr
@@SacredSkeleton12prolly so
Well, not since the accident.@@SacredSkeleton12
You sound almost how you did before depression. Congratulations!
The Promised Lan. Top Tier dad joke.
1:20 as I’m already writing a book,why not write another?
The title: “Why must I Love You?”
Pass it if you finish it, along with the plattform you make it on (if it's digital, which I'm guessing it is?). It's an interesting concept and it would be cool if someone developed it.
If you want to, of course.
Heck it,I’m going to
@@moonlightarchives would you like to design one,as your the first commenter on this comment,like just give me what the character looks like if ya want lol
14:48
The fact that this person is apparently called evil supply co makes this so much better
You have no idea how many times i laughed and then said "I LOVE TUMBLR"
I feel like Tumblr is now just the dwelling grounds for the burnt out stoner kids of the internet, not too lazy to care but just lazy enough to go with the flow.
One time I dreamt that I got pulled over by a cop whilst riding my bicycle for not following an on-the-road street sign (like those construction signs) that was only blocking half the road, and pointed to where you had to be right next to it to see what was on it, and I wasn't next to it. I got community service, which took the form of being summarily drafted into setting up a halloween fair right next to where I got pulled over. I then gave myself a black eye with my bike lock (I have one of the springy cable ones) while trying to find something to lock my bike to. And then when I woke up I realized 'oh shit that's _exactly_ how that would play out.'
cool dream but why here XD
💀
21:56 Bruh that looked interesting, sneezing is no excuse to skip it.
dude has the work ethic of a 20-year-old iteration of lego brick 92013 in reddish brown
scream "among sus" throughout the night for four years straight and you'll be transported to a room that's all bed and comfy
7:27 i cant stop thinking about the loudness of the voice in my head. thanks a lot! this is gonna be a fun day and a hell of a long night.
10:50 I'm somehow both parts of this conversation, but the stuff the pasta in your face part, always wins.
The one at 11:26 makes me so happy. It's accurate. I'm a nursing student and my cousin is a new nurse; I plan on working in obstretrics and she works in ER. Not in the same hospital, but it is entirely possible that while my future patient is giving birth, hers has an unfortunate object stuck up their ass. It happens a lot.
Excuse me. WHAT?
@@Stinky_swordfish They often say they "fell on the object" and that's how it got stuck in there, but it's usually a lie. PSA: Do not use random objects as sex toys. You'll get an infection and/or puncture your bowel and have feces spilling into your abdominal cavity. Not fun.
I can confirm this is true, as a funny tumblr meme.
18:18 Thats the best idea in history
The forgetting your first language thing happened to me once, i was meeting with some spanish exchange students, so i was speaking enlish to them, but then i hit my head really hard, and i was just stuck on english for like 2 minutes
i unironically want the 1:09 book to be real
i want to hear what the main character loves about me
6:37 fun fact: in the original JP novel, John Hammond the owner guy carried a super tiny genetically modified elephant in a cage to show to investors
7:59 I'd press the button, I won't even change what Soda/Pop/Sodapop is called, I just want RootyTootyPointNShooty to be in the dictionary.
1:09 yessssss i need more 4th wall breaking stuff
9:08 From this post to the one directly after. The few seconds it took me to realize these posts were separate was enough to nearly make my heart stop
vaazkl, i use these videos to sleep and i would like to say thanks for the memes, (im not dying i would just like to thank you)
"because a thought is the loudest silence of all"
damn...
I swear that dragon one was in there twice, but its too long to check so I'm just gonna live with the suspense
It actually was in there twice, I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.
It's in the video twice, yes
1:32 I like how all of Australia’s is literally on fire and then there’s just Tasmania having the time of it’s life
The nearly almost dead but not quite is from Gravity Falls
the axe in the don't open with knife box is me when something fun comes in the mail
1:09 i feel like that is a thing already, it sounds very familiar
i thoroughly enjoyed this
1:19
May or may not be actively writing a book about this now
hampter
hampter
hampter
a room with just bed looks like a mental hospital no offense
Tumblr is literally a combination of every type genre ever. It’s wholesome, fucked up, hilarious, cringe, depressing, relatable, EVERYTHING.
1:29 as an aussie. this is nothing compared to our 60 degree heat waves
him:
"I have one braincell and it bounces around my skull like a windows screen saver
When it bounces perfectly in the corner I experience a thought"
too bad your skull doesnt have a corner. therefore you will never experience a thought🤣
I feel like the cryptid you would meet in the airport is just the TSA.
for the thumbnail me and my friends will go crazy abt a pillow fort there
You can make the yelling in your head quieter but not louder
2:00 I SAT IN ONE OF THOSE LMAO
0:50 aaaaannddd WE GOT JOHN CEENNAAAAAA
Never may be "not ever", but also none is "not one" and neither is "not either"
Scissors is, nuh uh, think about it.
got the notification at 1:40 am while i was in bed, was worth it
Thumbnail: Imagine having a singular blanket and window. Any time you wanted to you could move to a freezing cold spot.
ayy that thumbnails my video editing room
i just stay in there until i can think of a video idea
It is truly the most chaotic social media site.
To be fair, most of us probably need to "Use the Sleep"
1:53
id say that's more lawful evil tbh
Knock knock. Whose there. CHAOS
"then what does scissors reresent"
knife. like yeah you're smart but i have a knife. you're done at that point
0:31 wtf that looks exactly like my dog
0:13
Not the baby! 😂
I need the best cheeseburger dream animated
Scissors represent the guy strong enough to beat up someone with just brains, but not someone with just brawn.
those things are still everywhere usely in waiting rooms
“bed”room
Bro took bedroom to literally💀
scissors just mean a gunman 10 feet away
0:49 I saw Joe, WHO IS JOE 😭
Joe Biden
@@ashercd6487 you could have had the perfect chance to say joe mama
@@ashercd6487you messed up your chance to say "Joe Mama"
8:06 I’d look for my birthday like looking for your name on that one Coca-Cola advertisement.
The room in the thumbnail is definitely a BED room
these videos always make my day
You make my day BB
How dare he say that pie sucks. I will find that man
The scissors represent an absolute nerd becuase they know more than a normal smart person but will easily get beaten up by brawn.
"heehee hooheyhooheyhoo"
Siccerers are anxiety
A few years ago, in December, someone actually made a video here on TH-cam where they vacuumed up jello through a metal tube, and in the description it said "This one's for you, Pukicho"
This is a certified Tumblr moment
tumblr is ...
This does not change the fact that there are 400 billion birds in the world and 37,887 people in Liechtenstein. If the birds decide to invade Liechtenstein, each person in Liechtenstein will have to fight 10,560,498 birds.
when me and my gang pull up...
"oh thank god i thought i missed something big" HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GOOD
I have lost my tv remote and I'm controlling my tv with my mobile
Brain beats brawn, sword beat brain
21:56 the sneeze go crazy
How do you even find this like PFFTTTT
7:31 I remember once, a few years ago, I managed to increase the volume of the voice in my head, but I overdid it, and it felt like a telepath was screaming at me.
How the heck did you do that?
Please tell me, I want to try.
Maybe then I can get rid of all th unnecessary stuff in my head
Idk, I've kept trying, but I never managed to do it again.@@tallun_titanslayer5119
I soemtimes watch your videos and find how insignificant i am compared to these memes
0:53 i see the nightmares of a language student
7:13 Wasnt expecting a meme to be a memetic hazard today. Im gonna call the Foundation.
0:08 BRO I HAVE DEPERSONALIZATION/DEREALIZATION DISORDER NOOOOOO WHYYYYY
Damn the full story is haunting af
1:29 as an Australian I can confirm this is how our weather is like
I am firmly convinced that Tumblr is really high/depressed/hungry.
0:20 THAT MEME IS INCOMPLETE!!!!
The full version is someone asking "How did you realize you were pan" (pansexual)
and there is an entire image of this pan looking at the mirror missing above this one
YOU MY GOOD SIR are going to superhell together with the plinko horses
Double Bacon Cheese Burger
Ngl i would love to be in a room made entirely of mattresses, i could sleep for weeks
Who else goes to sleep with this guys vid on like his voice is so relaxing
Umm, so, my thoughts do have volume, should I be concerned?
You are the meme dealer
wake up the king has posted 🎉