Oh my God that sounds both wonderful and terrible. The Russell intelligence and ability to jump like 6ft or more straight up in the air, combined with a chihuahuas homicidal rage, and brass balls. Sounds Ike a scary thought. I would still like to see it tho.
@@alchemicmercury Its better left out of the picture. I have one, and while being over 5, is still spry as ever. Im lucky enough to where theres a chance to where he’ll just sleep rather than play.
Idk why people say that, my neighbors got a Jack Russel, he's really cute, rarely barks and recognizes me and my dog as his neighbors. I tried making him meet my American Akita but he is too afraid each time we approach so I gave up that idea. Both him and mine acknowledge each other as neighbors so they know each other although they never smelled one another. Both are quiet and friendly. Glad he's calm like that since otherwise I'd be deaf already.
@@yarik14 Cant speak for all dogs but for mine, hes only very angry and barks a lot because he was ripped away from his mother too soon. But he still is afraid of bigger dogs if hes face to face with them. So its just dependent on the dog.
Satan created chihuhuas? It makes sense. Chihuahua is a human invention (human playing God) and a proof of human cruelty ( its a useless race, its a deformed dog, its brain doesn't have enough space for growing because its head is too small , it suffers headache and other medical problems).
I once looked after a coworker's dog for a weekend. A little chihuahua by the name of Chucky. He got the name because of some bad scarring on his face and missing a bit of his right ear from a bad fight with another dog. He was such a sweetheart and I enjoyed spoiling him with attention.
My inlaws had one before she died that only barked when people were leaving. Like as soon as somebody said goodbye she started raising hell like "your gonna stop petting me? ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
I work for a hospice company that visits patients at home. Our worker’s comp guy was giving us a lecture on safety in people’s homes and mentioned that 90%+ of worker’s comp claims are from Chihuahua bites.😂
My grandparents had twin chihuahuas named Money and Cash. They were absolute terrors. They attacked anything that moved. Made me develop a love for really big dogs.
@@gerudoqueenriju ...You are so right. My grandparents thought it was hilarious when those little beasts attacked someone. You never left their home with bites and scratches. They were never disciplined.
@@amberfuchscia709 That's why I often feel bad as someone having little dogs. People will assume the worst things because of too many little dog owners not taking care of their dogs.
I trained my chichi like she was a big dog. She’s also a rescue and came from an abusive home in the past… I will happily say, after 6 months of consistent training… she rarely barks at my guests and if she does then it lasts for 10 seconds before she warms up. These dogs are angry because they’re bred to be warriors and no one gives them proper credit because of their small size. If you train the chichi like it’s a Belgian Malinois then you have nothing to worry about… no dogs are bad dogs! Also - all breeds are trainable
i had a chihuahua and idc he was the sweetest boy in the universe. every night I'd say "go to bed" and he'd go to his dog house and sleep. also he was desperately cuddly
I live with two chihuahuas, one 14 and one 3, and they are the two most calmest and happiest chihuahuas I’ve ever seen. Completely shifted the stereotype of hellhounds for me.
My little Chihuahu is a chill but he is very intense little dude. He is a service dog and is very job oriented. He is in charge of getting me help when in public if in public my body freezes up. He also points out things I drop so I can pick them up with my stick. He even going above and beyond by working with me with my physical therapy. He also helps me open doors and stick to a dally schedule.
Your Chihuahua is so chill because he’s got a job and gets to actually use his intelligence. They’re so intense because that little brain is always working. It needs an outlet and you’ve given him the greatest gift: something to do, to think about, to be alert about. BLESS YOU! They are intense and hard-wired to go above and beyond in everything they do: loving, working, helping, protecting, cuddling… a Chihuahua never does anything half-assed. They’re take-charge, pocket-sized little soldiers. Our blessing is that they’ve got a long life span compared to other dog breeds. A lot of them live well beyond 12-14 years of age (I know 2 that are 16 years old). Sadly they’re afflicted with weak knees we need to be mindful of. I wish you long years with your wonderful companion. Take care of one another. 💖
I had two half Chihuahuas mixed with Shih Tzu, and lets just say they both were freaking polar opposites. Both were girls, had shorter noses but big brown eyes, curly tails, and big paws and ears. Both died around 10 years ago from being hit by vehicles, but remember them like yesterday, i buried them both. Piper was black and white, had long fluffy fur, and the patience and happiness of something like a Golden Retriever which made no sense. Meanwhile Blossom was tan and brown, short frizzy fur, and the attitude of a broken chainsaw on cocaine. It is entirely possible that both were made by an angel and a demon for a science project in their school as partners together. They succeeded.
Jesus loves you so much, and wants you to come back to Him! Accept God as your savior, and you will be blessed with eternal life in Heaven with God the Father. I hope to see you there one day. ❤
I’ve only met one chihuahua and he was the sweetest little dog. One of his legs wasn’t fully grown right, so he walked on 3 legs but still got around so fast. Much love to Minnow
Consider yourself lucky. I live in LA where every other person has one. The majority of them bite and are very mean spirited. The one you met must have a great owner.
I love this. I have a rescue that I did a dna test on. She came back mostly whippet but I swear there is chihuahua blood in there. She shakes like crazy, doesn’t like other dogs sand refused to be potty trained. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@AngelaKSellsHomes satan called gabriel "little brother". cause satan used to be an angel. they were both created by God, so he is their creator/father
@AngelaKSellsHomes that's from American fanfiction Quick Google for "exact" quote: Isaiah 45:7 King James Version 7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. Every version of this passage has them admitting they created good and evil.
That makes absolutely no sense.I'm not sure you know what the word "succulent" means. Succulent: - Full of juice or sap; juicy. - Having thick, fleshy, water-storing leaves or stems. -Highly interesting or enjoyable; delectable. "a succulent bit of gossip." -Full of juice; juicy.
OF COURSE chihuahuas are the literal spawn of Satan (with Dracula's creative input), it all makes sense now 🤯 (also, you make one sharp Lucifer feat. young Nick Cave vibes, mr jauncydev 👌)
My chihuahua is so still that people are shocked he isn't stuffed when his is around. He stands up and does a thousand-yard stare for like an hour. I love him haha
I had a cat like that and everyone used to call him "brain dead" or "beep" as in the big long beep on a heart monitor when people die. All said in jest of course, he was a fuzzy little weirdo, but multiple vets assured me he was fine.
I have a friend whose sister had 2. One of them was the sweetest thing and took an instant liking to me. The other one... Oh boy. The slightest twitch on my part and it was time for war.
Daisy! Little chihuahua that must wear a spoon harness. One day she wasn’t wearing it, came racing to the fence, barking, slipped through the bars, tumbled to a stop against my feet, and then just looked up, all scared and wide-eyed. She loves acting tough but is really just a little sugar cube
As a Christian who owns a chihuahua I love this!! Like my down shakes when barking or just for any reason. So angry at the wind! But she’s a bed cuddler and so affectionate to us.
@@antichrist1864 just you, your comment and your general aura. I love it. If we met in real life, we'd either be best friends, or the gatekeeper and keymaster from ghostbusters.
@satan I believe that as long as internet access is maintained and fact-checked, people will have much wider perspectives and generally be better people. And the therapy business will be very lucrative.
I have two Chihuahuas one that's sweet as heck but only to one person, and one half-breed that's very mouthy to everyone. First one doesn't shake too much, but the demonspawn of a Chihuahua/pug shakes all day and is the embodiment of rage. I still love them both.
As a proud Chihuahua stan, YES. Also, you can't forget that, despite being all rage and all tremble, they are near immortal. My Chihuahua is 17. I've met someone with a 22-year-old Chihuahua. Their anger fuels them in unexplainable ways.
True that I fear he's not as talented as I think because He is as attractive as I am Manipulated by. I would leave it to God but he says Not even He can trump him. Oh well maybe I am in good Company.
I had to take care of one for a week it was demon hell spawn an absolute demonic abomination the only chill chihuahua I know is so scared of everything including her bowl but the one I took care of was a demon I think thanos should have instead killed half the chihuahuas in the universe that would have been more helpful
I have a Chihuahua / Jack Russell mix. She can be a little...intense. I used to know an old lady whose favorite breed was "Them Chahoohoo dogs!" She was also tiny and filled with rage. I loved her.
Mine was called Hemi, and he warmed up to me so much that whenever I left the house he would bark and howl until I got back. Would violently shake when he wanted something (mostly while you were eating), and *HATED* pretty much everything and everyone else. Sadly had to be put down because of acute kidney failure at 19
I had one name Lil Bit and she was the sweetest thing.... to people... animals were a different story and her favorite prey was lizards on the brick foundation. An yes I said prey, because she would spend over half the day actively hunting lizards around the house and it was like watching a schnauzer go after rats lol
When I was a child, we had a Chihuahua. He was the sweetest, kindest, and most protective little man. He and I would nap together and he would growl and snap at anyone who tried to wake me. I miss him.
I was once at my Cousins house with my father and one of her Terriers acted like that too.She sleept with me in one room and barked at my father in the morning and spend the day following me around the house.
The love for one person is real. My mom got one, I didn't know we had it. I thought I kicked a rat. Then he slept with me every night because I'm alpha?
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Chihuaha's, 50% rage, 50% tremble.
They tremble with rage! 📳😖🤬📳
Your proportions are a bit off, it's 65% rage and 35% tremble
@@justafan13 your proportions are a bit off, it's 100% rage, 100% tremble. Like Jesus with divinity and manhood.
You are both wrong. The rage is over 9000! And the body trembles because it just barely contains the power it possesses.
When I first saw this comment, it had 666 likes 😂
“Anger of 10,000 men..”
“20,000 if it mixes with a Jack Russell.”
Oh my God that sounds both wonderful and terrible. The Russell intelligence and ability to jump like 6ft or more straight up in the air, combined with a chihuahuas homicidal rage, and brass balls. Sounds Ike a scary thought. I would still like to see it tho.
@@alchemicmercury Its better left out of the picture. I have one, and while being over 5, is still spry as ever. Im lucky enough to where theres a chance to where he’ll just sleep rather than play.
Idk why people say that, my neighbors got a Jack Russel, he's really cute, rarely barks and recognizes me and my dog as his neighbors.
I tried making him meet my American Akita but he is too afraid each time we approach so I gave up that idea. Both him and mine acknowledge each other as neighbors so they know each other although they never smelled one another. Both are quiet and friendly. Glad he's calm like that since otherwise I'd be deaf already.
@@yarik14 Cant speak for all dogs but for mine, hes only very angry and barks a lot because he was ripped away from his mother too soon. But he still is afraid of bigger dogs if hes face to face with them. So its just dependent on the dog.
@@yarik14Jack Russells are usually never hostile towards people
"They feed off the souls of bad dog owners"
Probably the best idea ive heard.
SATAN
@@mahwishaasimu a saitanist?
Lucifer: My idea for a dog is called
*"THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBERDU-"*
*THAT SPITS FIRE*
AND
*MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO SEE ME! TAKE THAT* *✨DEPRESSION✨*
Hazbin hotel trope! Reunite!
there’s too much rage for their little bodies so they shake uncontrollably
524 no comment?
631 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that
They are the spawn of Satan
845 likes and 2 replay? Lemme fix that
894 likes and 3 replies? Lemme fix that
“Feed on the souls of bad dog owners” is the greatest idea ever
On god
And god said it's a good idea 🤣
funny
Being a bad owner to your dog, and then dying by a chihuahua eating your soul. If that isn’t karma, I don’t know what is.
It actually is
"Dont you think it's a little...intense???"
"Yes I do thank you "
That had me rolling 😂😂😂
When you're loved by a chihuahua, you feel special.
It's like being accepted thru fire and trial
🤣🤣👏🫶
it's like being accepted by satan?
Satan: **inflicts humanity with chihuahuas and their barely contained rage**
Gabriel: This is why Dad doesn't fckin love you!
😂😂😂😂
Satan attest I have bichis
Satan: said the dude whos only major role in pop culture is as an imposter
I get the reference
I own a Chiuauha
The 'that's right bitches i have got the paperwork' got me dying
Bro came prepared after half an eternity
Female dog
ikr!
Lucifer is the patron saint of administrators & bureaucrats. 😅
@@MandyWoodside-ks3bj ikr, he layered so many jokes into this clip 🤣🤍
“That’ssss actually very helpful…” that had me dying lol.
As a chihuahua, I can confirm Satan made me.
God really said, "God i love it"💀
That was my favourite part!
For some reason I absolutely love the line "That's right, bitches. And I've got the paperwork."
Gun owners talking to the atf be like
Sounds kinda gay to me
@@SoniWyd I don't see it, but okay sure
Fr
@@SoniWydnothing wrong with being a raging homosexual but also effective and efficient at your job 😂
"What's up, little brother," and, "Just like old times," is the most biblical thing ever.
just like Old Testament times
The likes being 616 💀
But isn't lucifer God's son?
@Katsuya06 no he was an angel
Satan created chihuhuas? It makes sense.
Chihuahua is a human invention (human playing God) and a proof of human cruelty ( its a useless race, its a deformed dog, its brain doesn't have enough space for growing because its head is too small , it suffers headache and other medical problems).
I once looked after a coworker's dog for a weekend. A little chihuahua by the name of Chucky. He got the name because of some bad scarring on his face and missing a bit of his right ear from a bad fight with another dog. He was such a sweetheart and I enjoyed spoiling him with attention.
Nobody gets attavked by a chihuahua and lives to tell the tale
I still have a pair of pants with one ragged cuff from a chihuahua attack.
These thing are dead dangerous
*chuckles demonically*
“Yeah, that was Vlad’s idea.”
Are you a PJO fan?
I mean you have Reyna as profile picture
@@Hibubbles0315 ah yeah I make pjo and hoo edits
@@viktorisedits it’s interesting seeing other fans in other kind of videos, I’ll see your edits
@@philipphalter926 He would probably use the little maggots as torture devices.
Thanks to vlad I seen a diabolic tiny dog.
“The anger of *10,000* men” Had me *rolling* 💀
that was indeed the joke
you really rolled?
You see me rolling
My man took advice from Vlad-bloody-Tepes.
@@shyrougegaming7922 what's that?
Okay so you want to make a CHI-OO-AA-OO-AA had me dying and bro the anger of 10.000 men 😂😂😂😂
My inlaws had one before she died that only barked when people were leaving. Like as soon as somebody said goodbye she started raising hell like "your gonna stop petting me? ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
That small body of Chihuahua contains the rage of all nine circles of hells.
And the intense vibrating of a temmie that has been left alone in battle for too long
Contain?
It's more like a portable boombox to shout out all the agony of untold myriads of sinners souls^^
@@raymondwiggins354 Hoiiiii I'm temmie ○W○
I work for a hospice company that visits patients at home. Our worker’s comp guy was giving us a lecture on safety in people’s homes and mentioned that 90%+ of worker’s comp claims are from Chihuahua bites.😂
and all 9 cells of its brain
My grandparents had twin chihuahuas named Money and Cash. They were absolute terrors. They attacked anything that moved. Made me develop a love for really big dogs.
I wanna be a grandparent like that
I don't want your Cash Money. 😂
It's the owners, not the dogs.
@@gerudoqueenriju ...You are so right. My grandparents thought it was hilarious when those little beasts attacked someone. You never left their home with bites and scratches. They were never disciplined.
@@amberfuchscia709 That's why I often feel bad as someone having little dogs. People will assume the worst things because of too many little dog owners not taking care of their dogs.
I trained my chichi like she was a big dog. She’s also a rescue and came from an abusive home in the past… I will happily say, after 6 months of consistent training… she rarely barks at my guests and if she does then it lasts for 10 seconds before she warms up. These dogs are angry because they’re bred to be warriors and no one gives them proper credit because of their small size.
If you train the chichi like it’s a Belgian Malinois then you have nothing to worry about…
no dogs are bad dogs! Also - all breeds are trainable
"If you train the chichi like it’s a Belgian Malinois then you have nothing to worry about…"
Class. Absolute class.
i had a chihuahua and idc he was the sweetest boy in the universe. every night I'd say "go to bed" and he'd go to his dog house and sleep. also he was desperately cuddly
I love how the angel is the only sane person there
74 likes and zero comments let me help with that
541 and 2 comments let me help with that
872 with 3 comments? Let me help with that
1k likes and 4 bots? this is fix
1.4k likes and only 6 comments? This will do
When the rebellious one comes back, but is still the parental favorite.
*Cough*Jason Todd*Cough*
So... you mean... the "prodigal son" was actually about Lucyfer?
Yes my favorite robin jason Todd
mh good ideas have to be recognized by someone.
just saying 🙂
Haha fr tho
Gabriel being the only sane person in all of heaven💀💀
WHY DO YOU LOOK SO DAMN GOOD IN A SUIT?!
My chihuahua baby was an angel- unless you messed with his ears or woke him from sleep…or just looked at him wrong 😂
Or probably just looked at him... Or was in his vicinity... Or excistet
@@dragonforcelego breathed HIS air
Sooo...a fallen angel?
Angel just like Lucifer 😂
😂😂😂 You guys...smh
When satan makes a dog breed, of course it has to be the chihuahua😂
Yep😂
and the Shiba Inu!
@@victrola2007 nah
What about pinschers tho?
Caucasian Shepherd. THUMBS!!! IT HAS THUMBS!!!
"Remember kids, All dogs go to heaven. Except the Chihuahuas."
*Agressive grinning*
I live with two chihuahuas, one 14 and one 3, and they are the two most calmest and happiest chihuahuas I’ve ever seen. Completely shifted the stereotype of hellhounds for me.
As a Chihuahua owner I can not confirm that it has the anger of 10,000 men.I can confirm it has the anger of 40,000 men-
😂😂
mines actually chill tho
100,000 men
mine is so pure(
I don't get all the angry chihuahua jokes, my grandma has 6 of them and their all sweet wittle pure babies lol
My little Chihuahu is a chill but he is very intense little dude. He is a service dog and is very job oriented. He is in charge of getting me help when in public if in public my body freezes up. He also points out things I drop so I can pick them up with my stick. He even going above and beyond by working with me with my physical therapy.
He also helps me open doors and stick to a dally schedule.
And he'll protect you from any other dog ever.
Sounds like a very good boy.
going off this video's jokes, maybe it ate the soul of a secretary that was a bad dog owner XD
That's so cool! You can help no matter what your size.
Your Chihuahua is so chill because he’s got a job and gets to actually use his intelligence. They’re so intense because that little brain is always working. It needs an outlet and you’ve given him the greatest gift: something to do, to think about, to be alert about. BLESS YOU!
They are intense and hard-wired to go above and beyond in everything they do: loving, working, helping, protecting, cuddling… a Chihuahua never does anything half-assed. They’re take-charge, pocket-sized little soldiers.
Our blessing is that they’ve got a long life span compared to other dog breeds. A lot of them live well beyond 12-14 years of age (I know 2 that are 16 years old). Sadly they’re afflicted with weak knees we need to be mindful of.
I wish you long years with your wonderful companion. Take care of one another.
💖
Chihuahua is actually such sweet dogs
Only ever met one chill chihuahua in my entire life. his name is charlie, and he's the sweetest little guy.
"The anger of 10,000 men" was one of the better lines I've heard recently. That's some top-notch content right there!
My mom says "Chihuahua" when she's angry
“Apple shaped head”
Lmao my chihuahua heard that and looked at me with much tremble
Update:he ate an apple
😂
Nah, bro was offended 💀
That means its about to fuck you up
That means its about to fuck you up
Bro gonna bite you to death
I had two half Chihuahuas mixed with Shih Tzu, and lets just say they both were freaking polar opposites. Both were girls, had shorter noses but big brown eyes, curly tails, and big paws and ears. Both died around 10 years ago from being hit by vehicles, but remember them like yesterday, i buried them both.
Piper was black and white, had long fluffy fur, and the patience and happiness of something like a Golden Retriever which made no sense. Meanwhile Blossom was tan and brown, short frizzy fur, and the attitude of a broken chainsaw on cocaine.
It is entirely possible that both were made by an angel and a demon for a science project in their school as partners together. They succeeded.
“That’s-actually really helpful thank you” took me out 😂😂😂
A chihuahua looks like it’s on caffeine 24/7
*wouldn't gliding be faster?*
Twinses!!!
100%
And the caffeine triggers it's rage
@@IamProcool couldn’t be more right
Violent shaking as a personality trait has me screaming 😂😂😂😂
I could have u screaming too 🥱
420th comment
So accurate 😂😂😂
This had me shaking
that "yes, i do, thank you" has me crushing on him fr
Glad I stumbled upon your videos!! 😂❤ Thanks for the laugh!! 👍
i love how Luci had the paperwork and everything. and you know he didn't leave any room for loopholes.
He should have access to a lot of lawyers...
@@GhostBear3067 he 100% does
Also Gabriel keeps his dogs breeds in that sheet but Luci has a whole book on chihuahuas lol
No room for error. Not since that Johnny fiasco.
that's because Hell has 99% of all lawyers.
“ isn’t that a little intense?”
“Yes, thank you!”
Had me dead lol
Did you have a funeral?
@@Ryomensukuna79 yes lol
Don't use google translatt ဒါဖြင့် မင်း ဒါကို တကယ် ဘာသာပြန်တာလား? ဘာပဲ ဖြစ်ဖြစ် စာရင်းပေးသွင်းထားခြင်းဖြင့် ပျော်ရွှင်ဖွယ် နေ့တစ်နေ့ ဖြစ်ပါစေ။
Jesus loves you so much, and wants you to come back to Him! Accept God as your savior, and you will be blessed with eternal life in Heaven with God the Father. I hope to see you there one day. ❤
I gotchu with that 666 👍
Chihuahuas are a mix of rage and tremble, intense for their small bodies. They feed off the souls of bad dog owners, a unique concept.
My friend actually has a chihuahua named Freddy. He's so cute 🥰❤
I’ve only met one chihuahua and he was the sweetest little dog. One of his legs wasn’t fully grown right, so he walked on 3 legs but still got around so fast. Much love to Minnow
Minnow is such a cute small dog name!!
Dude my chihuahua only has 3 legs and is sweet around other people maybe all of their rage is stored in the legs
minnow translates to small and insignificant
Consider yourself lucky. I live in LA where every other person has one. The majority of them bite and are very mean spirited. The one you met must have a great owner.
@@evanfrioux910 My rage is *also* stored in my legs, so I can relate.
“That’s right bitches”immediately fell in love 😂😂😂
LAMO
whats up little brother was amazing too!!🤣
I love this. I have a rescue that I did a dna test on. She came back mostly whippet but I swear there is chihuahua blood in there. She shakes like crazy, doesn’t like other dogs sand refused to be potty trained. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lucifer understands the importance of bureaucracy and yet how slow it is. So he got the paperwork done b4 hand.
--hi--
Chihuahua’s are 100%rage and 50% cuteness😂
"Ćhūwãúwâ" had me dying on the floor😭✋
listen God is just happy to be doing an activity with his son again
😭😭😭😭😭
Brother
@@AngelaKSellsHomes satan called gabriel "little brother". cause satan used to be an angel. they were both created by God, so he is their creator/father
@AngelaKSellsHomes that's from American fanfiction
Quick Google for "exact" quote:
Isaiah 45:7
King James Version
7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
Every version of this passage has them admitting they created good and evil.
“Violent shaking” got me dying. Also I think chihuahuas should have succulent breathing
what the fuck does that mean
That makes absolutely no sense.I'm not sure you know what the word "succulent" means.
Succulent:
- Full of juice or sap; juicy.
- Having thick, fleshy, water-storing leaves or stems.
-Highly interesting or enjoyable; delectable.
"a succulent bit of gossip."
-Full of juice; juicy.
Jokes on you my friends Chihuahua an absolute homie and chill af😂
"Yes, I do, thank you" 😂😂😂
My chihuahua is 15% anger, 20% tremble and 65% looking for snacks
“65% looking for snacks”😂
Isn’t that all dogs?
@@wolfspirit7239 idk I just know my dog is a snack bandit
@Jewelz-qt8qt if anything I'm a snack bandit. If you have snacks and I see it I guarantee you I will ask for some
@@draklingscp you sound like one of my nephews he can see or hear wrappers he pops up n asks for some
Mine was 1% anger, and 99% looking for snacks😅
OF COURSE chihuahuas are the literal spawn of Satan (with Dracula's creative input), it all makes sense now 🤯
(also, you make one sharp Lucifer feat. young Nick Cave vibes, mr jauncydev 👌)
Now, is vlad dracula as in count dracula, or vlad dracula as in VLAD THE IMPALER!
@@StrakanDocrusReakal Dracula is based off Vlad the Impaler anyway, so it doesn't really matter😂
They meant Vlad the Impaler, not the vampire made after him.
@@HaagseDannyKalf i know, i know, AND I LOVE IT
not to be the WeLL-aCtUaLLy girl, but his human name was Dracula too 😅 so everybody is correct yay!
lucifer: 🐤🐤🐤🐤 i love my duckies
Their entire personality is violent shaking is amazing
As a chihuahua owner I can confirm they shiver 24/7
I'm so glad mine doesn't.
@@zarasbazaardoes yours shit 24/7 cause mine does
My friend has two Chihuahuas 😅
Same
Fr tho 😂
the best part is that they arent really 50% anger, they show that anger with bad owners so the "feed on bad owners' soul" is almost a real thing
Dude fr 😂
fr my sis has one and she is the sweetest dog and walks with grace.
Long hairs also tend to be sweeter than short hairs.
The video pretty funny but I'm against making fun of ANY religion exept if it's dum
@@mysteriousmask9096 So you're not against making fun of any religion?
This makes everything come together
"Chi OO-A OO-A" got me burst out laughing 😂😂
I’ve seen chihuahuas that are like 17 years old. It’s like their rage fuels them with life
I had one for 17 years, she never weighed over 5 lbs. When she was 3 days old we put a string around her neck and had that punkin her entire life.
👍🥹yep
Dog too angry to die
That's a Sith Lord right there
Mines 16
My chihuahua is so still that people are shocked he isn't stuffed when his is around. He stands up and does a thousand-yard stare for like an hour. I love him haha
Your dog is dying
I love stoneresque chis
I had a cat like that and everyone used to call him "brain dead" or "beep" as in the big long beep on a heart monitor when people die. All said in jest of course, he was a fuzzy little weirdo, but multiple vets assured me he was fine.
Chihuahua with the tism
You got the silent rager I suppose
I just sprayed everything in my presence with a cold beverage with my face.
That was a compliment.
Good job.
This is the best one yet.😂
as a chihuahua owner i can confirm this 🔥✌️😔
My Chihuahua is all soft and jelly but hates. Everybody knew mostly
Also yes...
The "Rage Tremble".
She can get so angry that she cries. 😭
As a chihuahua I can confirm this.
@@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 😮😭🥹
I have a friend whose sister had 2. One of them was the sweetest thing and took an instant liking to me. The other one... Oh boy. The slightest twitch on my part and it was time for war.
Daisy!
Little chihuahua that must wear a spoon harness. One day she wasn’t wearing it, came racing to the fence, barking, slipped through the bars, tumbled to a stop against my feet, and then just looked up, all scared and wide-eyed. She loves acting tough but is really just a little sugar cube
Yup, they tend to bond to like 1 to 3 people. After that its all passive to active hostility ive noticed
So the first one decided to give all their divinely appointed rage to the second one, so the second one just has the rage of 20,000 men?
@@starsaur6664 I'd say that is a possible explanation. 😆
Honestly, I can appreciate Satan's wit and interest in chaos.
“That was Vlad’s idea,” gave me a stroke😂
As a Christian who owns a chihuahua I love this!! Like my down shakes when barking or just for any reason. So angry at the wind! But she’s a bed cuddler and so affectionate to us.
@@antichrist1864😂
@@antichrist1864 just you, your comment and your general aura. I love it. If we met in real life, we'd either be best friends, or the gatekeeper and keymaster from ghostbusters.
@@antichrist1864 if anyone can save humanity from the illusion that is organized religion, it's you.
@satan you want to erase us? Well screw you we'll do it first
@satan I believe that as long as internet access is maintained and fact-checked, people will have much wider perspectives and generally be better people. And the therapy business will be very lucrative.
Chihuahuas can actually be pretty loving and gentle if raised properly
Though the shivering part is unavoidable for some reason
Not all chis shake though
This is extremely accurate 😂
No . Just pure spawn devils
I have two Chihuahuas one that's sweet as heck but only to one person, and one half-breed that's very mouthy to everyone. First one doesn't shake too much, but the demonspawn of a Chihuahua/pug shakes all day and is the embodiment of rage. I still love them both.
I know two chihuahuas who love to cuddle and snuggle. It's really cute.
When he said "hey Gabriel" I was expecting divine intervention to kick in
Satan missed one key label of Chihuahuas,
Jumping when it fucking barks
``So, you wanna make a... Chi-oo-aa-oo-aa?``
I died laughing 💀 😂
Thats always how I say it in my head... except chi'who'aa'who'aa
Yes! That’s also how I remember to spell it 😂
My son saw the name and pronounced it cha hoooa hoooa
Chihuahuas be like: 50 % tremble, 50% chaos, 1000% rage
😢 so mean I have a chihuahua and he cuddles with me ❤
That’s 1100%!!
Bro last week a chihuahua chased me down it was on my ankles
@@Mia_luvthe chihuahua may have been in a bad situation or not properly treated
@@Rex-787 mongus
You actually have beautiful eyes. ❤
I knew it was going to be the chihuahua as soon as I saw Satan there 😂❤️🐾
The way he says "Yes, i do! Thank you :)" Was so wholesome.
Reminded me of Lucifer Morningstar xD
As a Chihuahua owner, this video makes me laugh so much. Everyone’s terrified of him but he comes into my room at night to cuddle up to me
SAME
Satan must like you💀
My Chihuahua is a big baby she loves cuddles
My aunt has three and they think they’re guard dogs until you actually walk in the house, then they run for protection 😭
Chihuahua is a menace to everyone other than his owner
Without doubt the most credible hypothesis about chihuahua creation.
Alright I’m sold you got another sub.
you would think that Cerberous was a massive three headed Chihuahua that ate the sinners's souls and you would be right!!
That just took the myth from "meh" to terrifying
A very cerebral comment.....
😂👍
We needed artwork of Chirebrus yesterday
As a proud Chihuahua stan, YES. Also, you can't forget that, despite being all rage and all tremble, they are near immortal. My Chihuahua is 17. I've met someone with a 22-year-old Chihuahua. Their anger fuels them in unexplainable ways.
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural
They live off of spite
@@painpegaHave you ever heard about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Ba dog owner spotted, must try my hardest to ruin jokes
i feel so bad for chihuhas
I knew it.
Chihuahua WAS the devil's idea 😂
Mine acts like she owns me
"God..?"
"I LOVE IT"
I just need to point out how good he looks in that suit
well, the devil does wear prada
Red & black work really well for him
True that I fear he's not as talented as I think because
He is as attractive as I am
Manipulated by. I would leave it to God but he says
Not even He can trump him.
Oh well maybe I am in good
Company.
Trueeeee
Loki..😂 bad ass suit..
Had to take care of a chihuahua for a week. He seemed very chill and didn't bark at all but was shaking violently almost all the time
Yeah, chihuahuas can be chill if you train them like any other breed.
They're mutant abominations. They are not supposed to be like that
I had to take care of one for a week it was demon hell spawn an absolute demonic abomination the only chill chihuahua I know is so scared of everything including her bowl but the one I took care of was a demon I think thanos should have instead killed half the chihuahuas in the universe that would have been more helpful
Same. She was very sweet unless one of our other pets came by.
if they act like anger demons they have a bad owner
My chihuahua was so sweet. I miss her so much she passed last November.
I have a Chihuahua / Jack Russell mix. She can be a little...intense.
I used to know an old lady whose favorite breed was "Them Chahoohoo dogs!" She was also tiny and filled with rage. I loved her.
Used to have a chihuahua/JRT mix named Scrappy Doo because reasons
Mine was called Hemi, and he warmed up to me so much that whenever I left the house he would bark and howl until I got back.
Would violently shake when he wanted something (mostly while you were eating), and *HATED* pretty much everything and everyone else.
Sadly had to be put down because of acute kidney failure at 19
@@derrickallen8138 that’s perfect
@mook_butt his original name was Todd but it didn't fit him. Couldn't figure out a name until we saw his personality.
I had one name Lil Bit and she was the sweetest thing.... to people... animals were a different story and her favorite prey was lizards on the brick foundation. An yes I said prey, because she would spend over half the day actively hunting lizards around the house and it was like watching a schnauzer go after rats lol
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how hard bro is killing it in that suit.
Got me thinking sinful thoughts fr
@@solus8685 Same bruh 😩
The Devil's drip is real
Devils and demons in sharp suits really do hit different
@@solus8685glad I was not the only one 😅😅
When I heard “apple-shaped head” I put down my coffee. Because I knew I was about to spill it. Lol
Michael doesn’t want to deal with any of this nonsense
When I was a child, we had a Chihuahua. He was the sweetest, kindest, and most protective little man. He and I would nap together and he would growl and snap at anyone who tried to wake me. I miss him.
"Don't you dare wake up my sleeping buddy"
I was once at my Cousins house with my father and one of her Terriers acted like that too.She sleept with me in one room and barked at my father in the morning and spend the day following me around the house.
“Gabriel, come join us”
“Why is LUCIFER here?”
yo wtf ~ i need to know this lore.
Lucifer is here cause he possessed Castiel.
@@Lee_felix_4_evernice supernatural reference just know I appreciated it
@@JP_DaGamer OMG u watch Supernatural too??? HAHAA YAY! Goulpires!
@@SCP-Foundation1800yes the whole Christianity is a mandela catalogue reference
It’s like when the Favorite child comes home for a family gathering
"i try to remember the wrath of the devil was also given him by GOD" bug like an Angel
As a chihuahua owner a can confirm they are 25% shake , 25% love for one person , and 50% rage
The love for one person is real. My mom got one, I didn't know we had it. I thought I kicked a rat. Then he slept with me every night because I'm alpha?
Yes
75% rage. They over lap in the percentage. At least 10 percent rage towards their person and 15 percent rage shake. I have three!