using poor life choices to overpopulate the world to death

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  • @trevorowen9687
    @trevorowen9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3550

    “The last few humans lie dying in holes...”
    Had the perfect set up for a sex joke and threw it away.

    • @ex-navyspook
      @ex-navyspook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I'm glad you said it...

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      👏👏👏

    • @amarakura4171
      @amarakura4171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Its the joke inside of itself..... *cackles*

    • @MrMegaPussyPlayer
      @MrMegaPussyPlayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ... Actually I think that was already a sex joke ... you just need the right mental picture ...

    • @anonymousanime7698
      @anonymousanime7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Get back

  • @isaiahtruitt9080
    @isaiahtruitt9080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3142

    gray: discovers Plague Inc
    world: "chuckles" I'm in danger

    • @marshy2543
      @marshy2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The world ain't gonna live when gray finds out how to make it real. 😅

    • @wendtealitt1258
      @wendtealitt1258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      TheGray Vixen 😅No Need To Find Out How To Make It Real, It's Already Happening In Real Life🤣

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      DarkWhiteStillPlays is my favorite TH-camr!

    • @aaronocallaghan8951
      @aaronocallaghan8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @timeverhartofficial
      @timeverhartofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scary thing I suggested it :P

  • @RealSheetGhost
    @RealSheetGhost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3941

    “Using poor life choices to overpopulate the world to death”
    That my friend, is what we call today

    • @marshy2543
      @marshy2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yup! 🤣

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The population is going to flatline before we get anywhere near overpopulation.

    • @noahbeatle5221
      @noahbeatle5221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seems about right

    • @e.m.p.3394
      @e.m.p.3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah....the young people aren't having kids so....were screwed. I have a mission to have many kids as economically possible to keep my bloodline secure. And kids are actually kinds cool

    • @esthercotter
      @esthercotter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@e.m.p.3394 I bet your a man right? No women would ever say this, pregnancy is hell.

  • @tiana_andherbooks
    @tiana_andherbooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    "Hey dad, look who I brought home"
    "WHO THE HECK IS THAT"
    "THE PLAGUE MADE ME DO IT"

    • @janipekkamiikkulainen4008
      @janipekkamiikkulainen4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gray said that. YOU STOELE HIS WORDS!!!!!

    • @rosegacha8
      @rosegacha8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@janipekkamiikkulainen4008 it called quoting a video

    • @fireice3040
      @fireice3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@janipekkamiikkulainen4008 ah yes, my favourite word, STOELE

    • @Karah
      @Karah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janipekkamiikkulainen4008 she was quoting bitch

    • @dabestorkposta
      @dabestorkposta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The PLAGUE

  • @Kuujii
    @Kuujii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Gray: "Canada's got it.. their brains are like spotless, white cloths."
    Me, a Canadian: "??!?!?!?!!!!? ? ?!!??!!?!??!?!?!?!!??"

    • @minecraftboiandyoshyoshyos2859
      @minecraftboiandyoshyoshyos2859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m a Canadian too

    • @DarkWiNKenzo
      @DarkWiNKenzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Glad to be a canadian at heart, french tho XD

    • @19805waltrob
      @19805waltrob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My bestie is canadian-

    • @DarkWiNKenzo
      @DarkWiNKenzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@19805waltrob i relate so much to this, i’m bestie with someone from the States and I’m canadian 😂

    • @Karah
      @Karah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me being half Canadian and seeing the words “Canada’s got it their brains are like white, spotless cloths”: BITCH WHAT?

  • @LeviathanSushi
    @LeviathanSushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    "My disease went from a common cold to LASER HERPES!" Is the funniest thing I've heard all day

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    Thanos: “This does bring a smile to my face.”

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I can totally see a storyline where Thanos snaps and just watches for the next decade or so as people become more and more worthless!

    • @Jackie1Lynn
      @Jackie1Lynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Y
      E
      S

    • @thisisanaccount7165
      @thisisanaccount7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But they ALL die...

    • @jokerguy-nh4wd
      @jokerguy-nh4wd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is a account IK ITS A ACCOUNT

    • @rogueveteran77
      @rogueveteran77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Corbin Beam even with the gauntlet

  • @beggar1015
    @beggar1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    "Head down to South America!"
    Zooms in on Africa.

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Timestamp?

    • @bandizzzy
      @bandizzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@BoredomBee 5:38

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bandizzzy Okay, yeah, that is funny -- how did I not notice that?! HA!

    • @EonityLuna
      @EonityLuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think it’s kind of a running joke by now that Gray will always confuse Africa for another continent.

    • @CozmicRealities
      @CozmicRealities 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's the difference?

  • @briankaslewicz6130
    @briankaslewicz6130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    2:30 "Power station that runs entirely on laughter & joy" Did you mean: the ending of Monsters, Inc?

    • @lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539
      @lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Denies reports of oil barrels nearby “

    • @Smart-vn9yg
      @Smart-vn9yg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I played Plague Inc and it drops reference everyone like "creeper charged for destruction of digital property" and "Italian plumber fined for unaliving turtles."

  • @ne0ndraws404
    @ne0ndraws404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Gray over here is the literal term of "Ultimate Despair". Junko Enoshima needs to take some notes-

    • @19805waltrob
      @19805waltrob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HAHAHA NOT JUNKO💀

    • @sarcasticsparkles
      @sarcasticsparkles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      And now I am picturing all of Danganronpa but the mastermind is Gray and Spleens as Monokuma. Help me.

    • @creamii7017
      @creamii7017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE A DR FAN HERE BYEKJSDJUERIDHFJSD

    • @ne0ndraws404
      @ne0ndraws404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@creamii7017 HELL YEA BROTHER

    • @Dawn-_-2424
      @Dawn-_-2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      OK BUT IMAGINE BEING IN A PLACE WITH OTHER ULTIMATES YOU DON'T KNOW AND SOME SPEAKERS TURN ON AND IT SAYS:
      "alright, so we're back with the only game that will make you kill each other in despair... It's danganronpa"

  • @stuchly1
    @stuchly1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Corona virus: causes global distress
    Gray: Anyone in the mood for some PLAGUE INC playthrough? XD

    • @ex-navyspook
      @ex-navyspook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was sorta thinking that myself...well, if the world's going to hell in a handcart, might as well have a good laugh.

    • @teabiscuits4073
      @teabiscuits4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ex-navyspook idk why I think this is super wholesome but it is

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      COVID-19: Exists
      Gray: WANNA SEE ME OVEFPOPULATE THE WORLD TO DEATH LOLOL

    • @27.001
      @27.001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @meenathestickman1368
      @meenathestickman1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (coronavirus) i can destroy the world
      (Naopanetaos) SHUT UP CORONAVIRUS
      (Coronavirus) ?
      *Naopanetaos starts colors rainbow*
      (Coronavirus) ????????????? Uhhh
      *Naopanetaos kill 3.472.163.923 peoples*
      (Coronavirus) WHAT THE HECK IS SO STRONG??????
      (Naopanetaos) is poor life choices^-^
      (Coronavirus) ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? (Confused)

  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    NPCs of any game:
    Why? What did we do deserve the horrors of Gray?! PLEASE SHOW MERCY?!
    Gray:
    WE’RE NOT DOING THAT

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gray shows mercy the mercy of Thanos

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least in this game, no one is allowed to show the NPCs mercy. Except in some specialized scenarios anyway.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DarkWhiteStillPlays is my favorite TH-camr!

    • @majora748
      @majora748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "we don't that here"

    • @ezzeldinmohd6740
      @ezzeldinmohd6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaiahf-d846 not even that he shows yhe the mercy of satan

  • @Princesskiwa
    @Princesskiwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Gray: We need to pick who we overpopulate first!
    Me: Japan!
    Gray: Japan.
    *Dies of laughter*

  • @nathanieldardar4295
    @nathanieldardar4295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "POOR LIFE CHOICES ENDS MANKIND"
    Called it

    • @JENNATHEZOMBIEE
      @JENNATHEZOMBIEE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s been a year

    • @scraptrap5252
      @scraptrap5252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JENNATHEZOMBIEE yea

    • @jellymicayla5291
      @jellymicayla5291 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's been two years

    • @talnaar3223
      @talnaar3223 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's still been 2 years, but i just wanted to waste my time putting this comment in :I

  • @ThatOneGuyYT
    @ThatOneGuyYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    God, i wish instead of some "silly virus named after a bad beer" we would have gotten "Poor life choises".

    • @rowanheart8122
      @rowanheart8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At least everyone would die happy

    • @jennyisa_moa
      @jennyisa_moa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly, I mean it's not as intense as what we have now

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol 2022 it's just the way scientific naming works. Wuhan Death plague better?

    • @thevhssystembackup973
      @thevhssystembackup973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @DeezNuts-kl2te
      @DeezNuts-kl2te ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like to see Poor life choices with some mutations ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @KiroChisa
    @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    "less abstinence DAMMIT!"
    Gray that really won't effect Alabama tho. But hey, at least Japan wont be facing population decline anymore!

    • @TheBroughamGamer
      @TheBroughamGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Your not wrong. I live there!

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol!

    • @eggyes1227
      @eggyes1227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don’t worry! The disease spreads in the family!!

    • @letstalkpoliticsBDG
      @letstalkpoliticsBDG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOU HAVENT SEEN TENNEESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE VOLENTERE STATE IS ONLY THAT IF YOU COUNT BEING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @TheBroughamGamer
      @TheBroughamGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@letstalkpoliticsBDG Two word for the both of us.
      West Virginia

  • @phillipminer3554
    @phillipminer3554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    “This disease is causing the best restaurant names ever made to come out”
    Saints Row: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @EnemyAtom65
      @EnemyAtom65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      EXACTLY. I am disappointed that he has no idea about those games.

    • @lucashenry5024
      @lucashenry5024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      G-Dubble the dildo bats

    • @Virtch
      @Virtch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Glad somebody got the joke haha. Freckle B!7CH35 > Wendy's
      (in saints row of course)

  • @justaviewer8328
    @justaviewer8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Who knew that “naughty adult fun times” could be our downfall

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      eh its already our downfall.

    • @anarkatze
      @anarkatze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @-Solidwater
      @-Solidwater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KiroChisa No, it only is when you mix it with animals/fictional characters.

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed

    • @blax140
      @blax140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IVE BEEEN FEEELIIIINNNNN FFFIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEEE

  • @Johnwalkbat
    @Johnwalkbat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Gray:"gets the friend zone upgrade"
    Parasite:you've gone too far gray

  • @justsomerandomguy483
    @justsomerandomguy483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    “BUT NOBODY CAME”
    Me, an intellectual: *Undertale*

    • @skeletongaming828
      @skeletongaming828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@riana5139 It also said Underground. Though this seems more like Underlust. Or Undertail.

    • @kingarash3393
      @kingarash3393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XDXDXDXDXDXD yeah your right I completely forgot about that sentence in genocide run when u kill everyone

    • @lesoccboi
      @lesoccboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@skeletongaming828 Let's forget about "UnderTail" now, A-alright?

    • @maximodubs4189
      @maximodubs4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Undertail*

    • @imnotokplz181
      @imnotokplz181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ye s, that’s literally the first thing I thought of- -maybe cuz i’m a geno maniac-

  • @gabbiepruitt9383
    @gabbiepruitt9383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    "I'll pick Japan"
    Literally a hentai been made about this 😂😂

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Everyone will be expecting six digits now

    • @matthewrawlings1284
      @matthewrawlings1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Which of the like 10 translated hentai that apply are you referring to...?

    • @gabbiepruitt9383
      @gabbiepruitt9383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@matthewrawlings1284 oh there's to many to pick from lmao

    • @JustASpaceEnthusiast
      @JustASpaceEnthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Tell us at least one of them*

    • @jajajajja3481
      @jajajajja3481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We need that sauce

  • @austinmacbook5114
    @austinmacbook5114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Gray: Hi
    Every human ever: *My time has come*

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Slaanesh and Nurgle: "Okay so we want you to spread this overpopulation plague we ju…"
    Gray: "Say no more!"

    • @Epicmonk117
      @Epicmonk117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dank_Smirk 2nd Channel This plague should have been called “Slaaneshitis”

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Epicmonk117 yes

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @vinnylatoria4478
      @vinnylatoria4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes Inquisitor rig--
      Ya know what I play Thousand Sons.

    • @someguy1313
      @someguy1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gray is the real 5th chaos God
      Edit:his traitor legion is called
      the Florida men

  • @jacksonvoet8312
    @jacksonvoet8312 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That dude who resisted the Neurax Lust to make an Undertale joke by ruining the mood is a goddamn hero.

  • @coruscaregames
    @coruscaregames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:12 that actually happened here, we had a whole thing about banning pornography. One of my classmates found someone who looks like my teacher in a picture of a rally

  • @-Solidwater
    @-Solidwater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    5:52 If I were the game developer I wouldn't write "But nobody came" and "Underground" in the same sentence.

    • @celestemartin7711
      @celestemartin7711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And the creepy music...

    • @hypr619.
      @hypr619. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      (MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES)

    • @MyLeg_Fred
      @MyLeg_Fred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why do I feel like porn of that actually exists? I've never been so afraid of something in my life.

    • @bruh-xm6fv
      @bruh-xm6fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was just like “is that an undertale reference!”
      I literally scrolled through the entire comment section seeing if someone addressed this.

    • @teddy-beargamer6385
      @teddy-beargamer6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That had to have been intentional

  • @noodle5177
    @noodle5177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    “A mind controlling STD” y e s

    • @FoxInAFoz
      @FoxInAFoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shawtiii *Y E S*

    • @我恨我自己
      @我恨我自己 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *F U C K Y E S*

    • @rickyl3136
      @rickyl3136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES

    • @我恨我自己
      @我恨我自己 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be Beautiful

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Families in alabama: We dont need that!

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "They got the shaft last time."
    Actually, this time they ARE going to get the shaft. If you know what I mean.

    • @ex-navyspook
      @ex-navyspook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Budum psssh!

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nightweaver20xx *points to door*

    • @lucaslocust9567
      @lucaslocust9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      69 likes, lol

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wink wink

    • @starrystrawberry8307
      @starrystrawberry8307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The fact that your profile picture is probably fluttershy makes this funnier

  • @EonityLuna
    @EonityLuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    5:51 Anyone thinks that that "But nobody came" thing is a stealth reference to Undertale, as well as a pun on that "I came" meme?
    ...now I want to see GrayStillPlays play Undertale. 👀

    • @xhisteriah
      @xhisteriah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can imagine Grey initially doing a genocide run without knowing genocide exists, and then going back to do an “assifist”/asshole pacifist run.

    • @elitemetropolice4551
      @elitemetropolice4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wut about *Unforeseen Consequences?* am i the only person know half-life?

  • @mgjoseph4181
    @mgjoseph4181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Gray: *finds a computer from area 51 and downloads Plague Inc. on it*
    World: **NOW THATS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT**
    **(*insert avengers.jpg here Joe*)**

    • @thekyleprojekt7996
      @thekyleprojekt7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle News Network he’s not wrong

    • @I_Eat_Lemons
      @I_Eat_Lemons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thekyleprojekt7996 Saying Cringe is cringe.

    • @rafarafarafar
      @rafarafarafar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@I_Eat_Lemons Fax

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dammit, Joe, no wonder your momma is getting fucked all the time.

  • @idontknowanymore5104
    @idontknowanymore5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    people:literally breathe
    gray: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move
    Gray Literally 8 seconds later: PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO! NO IT WAS NOT!

    • @我恨我自己
      @我恨我自己 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DIE BOIS

    • @haydentgw460
      @haydentgw460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree with gray destroy humanity we are plague

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DarkWhiteStillPlays is my favorite TH-camr!

  • @_Mr_Slow
    @_Mr_Slow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    When Poor life choices is taking effect but it’s a miscarriage
    “MISSION FAILED, WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME”

  • @haidaisrandom
    @haidaisrandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Love to listen Gray saying :
    - Alright, so we checking out the only game...
    - More ( something ridiculous) dammit
    This is my 4th day saying this cuz i love gray so much, Stay Foxy!!!

  • @CheeseBunDuck
    @CheeseBunDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Green Tech firm claims to have developed a power station that runs entirely off laughter and joy"
    So basically......... Monsters Inc.?

  • @FROGG2ARD_INCORPORATED
    @FROGG2ARD_INCORPORATED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Asexuals in the scenario: I AM IMMUNE!

    • @JCHMboyo
      @JCHMboyo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@JUNESCOVE *laughs maniacally*

    • @KathyRossArtTherapy
      @KathyRossArtTherapy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not rlly. The plague would stop that no? I mean it’s manipulating their mind to do stuff they wouldn’t usually do…..

  • @ARIA221
    @ARIA221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Honestly you've probably become one of my favorite if not my favorite youtubers lol like I can sit and watch multiple of your videos and never do I NOT laugh at them. Its probably cause I absolutely love the craziness you make happen in all these games lol

  • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
    @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Gray: Wants to pick a country with a large-growing population
    Also Gray: Chooses Japan

    • @misanthropichumanist4782
      @misanthropichumanist4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah. A country with an extremely low birth rate. Occurred to me, too.

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 ปีที่แล้ว

      But a very, very famously known for being insanely, ungodly PERVY country with a low birth rate.
      That's probably why he thought of it. I guess what's going on, is all the porny anime makes people really badly wanna do it, but not with actual each other.

  • @acreatureofhabit9705
    @acreatureofhabit9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Gray: Canadas minds over there are like spotless white cloths
    Canada, who made Pornhub: W eLl ActUaLly -

    • @cthulhuplays6097
      @cthulhuplays6097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They are cloths, but not spotless

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cthulhuplays6097 Like a teenage boy's sock if you will.

  • @user-df3ty8ei2u
    @user-df3ty8ei2u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Gray: "Poor life choices"
    Me: did you say my name?

  • @w1tch_blades
    @w1tch_blades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nobody:
    Nobody in the world:
    Absolutely nobody in the universe:
    Me: “The plague’s name should be Gray”

  • @f4biann
    @f4biann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Poor life choices: an std
    When you realize kids got this disease

    • @kennetho6665
      @kennetho6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fabian I was looking for this comment lol

    • @doktorzephyr
      @doktorzephyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @uncletoasty3194
      @uncletoasty3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So if the whole world got it, and babys make up part of the population.....that means........
      * promptly throws up

    • @yinyangsepticruski
      @yinyangsepticruski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      r/cursedcomments

    • @regrahc7720
      @regrahc7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@uncletoasty3194 Look at it this way, if everyone else died of poor life choices, then no one could care for the babies, so its not as disgusting as you think.....hopefully

  • @HeavyShores
    @HeavyShores 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    What poor life choices? We’ve already messed up

  • @Amarius_Takashi
    @Amarius_Takashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Whenever I see that Gray has uploaded, I wonder if Earth is soon to be the next victim, rather then videogames.

  • @aaronlaluzerne6639
    @aaronlaluzerne6639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    To think, after months of making a request for Gray to play this game, he brings us not one but two videos. Thank you Gray, and please, keep them coming.

  • @Animated_Cinema
    @Animated_Cinema 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Humans: *Has overpopulation*
    Thanos: Its show time..!

  • @safari9793
    @safari9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    *Something wholesome*
    Gray: *I'mma ruin this man's whole career*

    • @EnemyAtom65
      @EnemyAtom65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correction: *Ruined*

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DarkWhiteStillPlays is my favorite TH-camr!

  • @q306005
    @q306005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Never thought I'd see a Saints Row reference in Plague Inc!

  • @albigoat
    @albigoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    6:05 Is this a freaking Undertale Joke

    • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
      @xRAINxOFxBLOODx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES

    • @bruh-xm6fv
      @bruh-xm6fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep

    • @omori3341
      @omori3341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chara is the epitome of poor life choices.

    • @albigoat
      @albigoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@omori3341 Yeah, true

    • @leodelux2463
      @leodelux2463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y è s

  • @bogdanvysochin9414
    @bogdanvysochin9414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:51
    This is basically straight out of UNDERTALE.

  • @RiddledwithMentalIllness
    @RiddledwithMentalIllness 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1. The plague starting in Japan is hilarious.
    2. The fact that an STD turned a whole world of people into Nymphomaniacs is so ironic.
    3. The amount of sex jokes makes this whole video feel like a massive ass innuendo.

  • @MattMooresEyebrows
    @MattMooresEyebrows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Talking about an STD and he references someone "getting the shaft" that HAS to be an intentional pun

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every single last thing here that can be a reference/pun probably is. Or you can follow it up with "That's what she said" and it'd always work. :P

  • @Pixelizzz
    @Pixelizzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    You saying "hey Google" paused the video since it activated my phone 😂

    • @PandyaDNA9
      @PandyaDNA9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here😂

    • @alexmowery8359
      @alexmowery8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @daphne9193
      @daphne9193 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey Google

    • @zach62569
      @zach62569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My Google home in my living room read the definition along with with video.

  • @joshuascott7935
    @joshuascott7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yes!!!! Love when Gray plays Plague Inc!!!

  • @jonhill7081
    @jonhill7081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gray plays a game and gives the world a super virus...
    1 month later
    World: hold my beer.

  • @emmanuelgabrielsalazar599
    @emmanuelgabrielsalazar599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gray: *says philippines*
    every filipino: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

  • @lucascyr98
    @lucascyr98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Fornicating *continuously*" actually sounds like a nightmare... At least as a guy. I can't speak for women, but once a guy is... done... Trying to continue literally feels like somebody is tickling your entire body at the same time... It's not fun...

    • @lucashenry5024
      @lucashenry5024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lucas Cyr I don’t have a problem with it

    • @zs5636
      @zs5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The only real divid in men. Those who can continue after bustin and those who cant

    • @Kontroversiii
      @Kontroversiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We're more likely tired before you're finished so please don't continue after you're done. xD

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Define "done" because people are finished(though engaging or trying to engage in sex with their partner) based on different criteria.

    • @lucashenry5024
      @lucashenry5024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kontroversi you may be tired, you may have finished, but when you moan, I hear round 2

  • @mendacium9209
    @mendacium9209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I have one concerning question.
    How did ALL the children get the disease???

    • @samiacool9
      @samiacool9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bot 5345 0.0

    • @Vynthos
      @Vynthos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bot 5345 o-o

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bot 5345 wtf

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Bot 5345 so it's a snowflake for people not to be ok with someone assaulting someone?

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bot 5345 then what is it?

  • @farmerbarnaby3844
    @farmerbarnaby3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I truly wonder how many souls were extraculated from their hopeless bodies in this video of mind boggling pain and tremendous sadness.

  • @kenjibacha2699
    @kenjibacha2699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:29 "hey google"
    * Google assistant turns on* Try asking "what is the weather like"

  • @wolfzillaproductions4563
    @wolfzillaproductions4563 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “My pathogen just went from like the common cold to *laser herpes”*
    I died laughing XDDD

  • @wlmsprt
    @wlmsprt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Me:
    Gray: "... to the only game where you can use a mind controlling STD to take over the entire world and force everyone to fornicate continuously until they overpopulate the planet causing humanity's downfall"
    Me "oh boy here we go"

  • @naomiwillowsyayme7151
    @naomiwillowsyayme7151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:13 part is where I say "did that happened before?"
    Oh wait its happening right now

  • @adamstenshaug1340
    @adamstenshaug1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    TH-cam:75 comments
    Me:can I see them
    TH-cam: NO

    • @marshy2543
      @marshy2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True! 😂

    • @adamstenshaug1340
      @adamstenshaug1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are also right

    • @adamstenshaug1340
      @adamstenshaug1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YAY YOUTBE WONT WORKKKK YAY

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adam Stenshaug it is working. You just have to sort it by newest comments instead of top comments :/

    • @adamstenshaug1340
      @adamstenshaug1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lambybunny7173 no you cracked the code

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:15 "Freckle B!tches" is a restaurant in the Saint's Row universe. Gray should play those games too!

    • @Jbarbs2100
      @Jbarbs2100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like gray would love 3 and GOoH the most

  • @RobinFlysHigh
    @RobinFlysHigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:39 Doesn't even address "Real Freckle Bitches Restaurant Opens" hahaha

  • @samaimson9753
    @samaimson9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nothing better than seeing a grown man, laughing at the words "Boob-onic Plague"

  • @alex-xi7jk
    @alex-xi7jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "high functioning sociopath"
    I smell a Sherlock Holmes

  • @rustyfoxesbot7926
    @rustyfoxesbot7926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Views: *5*
    Likes: *247*
    Comments: *82*
    TH-cam, who is also drunk apparently: You can't see the comments but here's a reminder that you will never be first to anything.
    Edit: This is stereotypical, but thanks for the likes, mah dudes.

    • @marshy2543
      @marshy2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true.

    • @pastelbeme
      @pastelbeme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok then why was I the first whole human to come out of my mother's vagina

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam go home you drank too much

    • @rustyfoxesbot7926
      @rustyfoxesbot7926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pastelbeme...touche.

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg all you have to do is sort by newest comments. TH-cam can’t calculate the top comments yet because it’s all idiots going “ffIRST!!!!!1!1!1” and liking their own comment

  • @troublesomezorua
    @troublesomezorua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I hear the word licentious, all I can think about is when I joined the Bungie forums years and years ago. I wanted a username that went with the theme of the Forerunner AI's. Like Guilty Spark, Penitent Tangent, etc. So I did a quick thesaurus search for words that mean Guilty, and went with "Licentious Glint". Not the sort of "guilt" I had in mind. The worst part is that Hellfire from The Hunchback Of Notre Dame is one of my favorite Disney songs, so I should know what that word means since it's used in there. Yeah, not my proudest moment.

  • @ace_w_peck
    @ace_w_peck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gray should have a short Tomodachi Life series in which he makes all the Mii's hate each other until nobody's friends.

  • @rymikai
    @rymikai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:12 that's actually the name of the fast food brand in saints row, which is a nice reference

  • @reapnsavages29
    @reapnsavages29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "But nobody came", was that a undertale reference?

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or, considering the subject here is "adult fun times"...

    • @ArmundJay
      @ArmundJay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, it was a cum pun

    • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
      @xRAINxOFxBLOODx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robinchesterfield42 Both

    • @Emilightning
      @Emilightning 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah, almost definitely.
      (It's 2020 and we're out here appreciating these Undertale references tbh)

    • @bruh-xm6fv
      @bruh-xm6fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep; underground”, “slow ominous and foreboding music”, “but nobody came”...
      Yep definitely an undertale reference..

  • @lordkingsmen9503
    @lordkingsmen9503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gray: Evolves thanos effect
    Lethality bar: things went from 0 to 100 real quick!

  • @stemdapple
    @stemdapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:53 I feel like this could be an Undertale reference but I’m not sure what it would be doing there

  • @Zilkenian_Davenport
    @Zilkenian_Davenport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The music he puts in the background is what does it for me, to be honest. Being used to always listening to the grim soundtrack of Plague, listening to this happy-nappy music going on while everyone sexs to death is..... perfect XD.

  • @ImQueXHunterz
    @ImQueXHunterz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:07 Somehow set off my Siri and it really confused me...

  • @Arctic_and_The_F0X
    @Arctic_and_The_F0X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Let’s make yandere Gray.
    Come on, let’s make it happen.

    • @lo0neyt0ons44
      @lo0neyt0ons44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Arctic Fox to be honest with the personality type that he has it would be perfect for him.

    • @lemonylimeboi
      @lemonylimeboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @potatosmiley
      @potatosmiley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gray Chan!

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @Arcticfox030
      @Arcticfox030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You listen here you XD

  • @wesleyreinhard7736
    @wesleyreinhard7736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is why I love gray because every day I can come home from school and just watch his amazing vids. Thank you so much gray, life has been tough recently and you always being able to make me smile makes it easier. Just keep being you. New video damn it
    Love you ❤️🙏❤️

  • @drixsta
    @drixsta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:10 "Real Freckle B*air horn* Restaurant Opens. Wendys Sues."
    Me: *dying*

  • @tuxedocat847
    @tuxedocat847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:32
    Me: this is madness
    Game: *spawns The Thanos Effect*
    Me: ;-;

  • @lizzette4081
    @lizzette4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’ve never seen a 100% voted poll before-

    • @lizzette4081
      @lizzette4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just realized I’m the first voter-

    • @patrickdolan6
      @patrickdolan6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darn. Bamboozled again, eh?

    • @melodywawichi802
      @melodywawichi802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where da heck do we find these polls

    • @patrickdolan6
      @patrickdolan6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they don't pop up, you can find it by clicking the i button in the video.

  • @hyperacts
    @hyperacts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gray: I have invented the new plague!!
    World: Oh God No!!! We are all going to die!
    Earth says: Gray, I hate you.

  • @BigMattXXL
    @BigMattXXL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When you have "Poor Life Choices" but are still a virgin

  • @Plutirium
    @Plutirium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know, it's never a bad day when Gray plays plague INC. Wholesome video!

  • @Luis-rt6lt
    @Luis-rt6lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Saints Row reference with the "Freckle B1tc3s" came outta nowhere

  • @TheTrueRman
    @TheTrueRman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love the Saints Row Reference!

  • @Vlairyn-Three
    @Vlairyn-Three 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Grey, you should play the “Whack Your” series. They’ve got a lot of really hilarious point and click games. I think the first one was “Whack your boss”

  • @eddymeals918
    @eddymeals918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can't decide whether the Undertale reference means the Genocide music or normal Spooktown

  • @firehedgehog1446
    @firehedgehog1446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: Freckle Bitches is actually a fast food restaurant from Saints' Row

  • @carolynchurch4642
    @carolynchurch4642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "but nobody came" is the name of the song that plays during the genocide route in Undertale when you killed all the monsters in an area

  • @cthulhuplays6097
    @cthulhuplays6097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I’m never this early, except when it comes to ... hmm well, I guess im never early

  • @xDovahOG
    @xDovahOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: Reads title
    Also me: Yup it's GrayStillPlays

  • @boltstrike2787
    @boltstrike2787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:34 You should've said the other 31% is thinking of Baskin Robbins.

  • @Midwayy10
    @Midwayy10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lemme guess, everybody that caught poor life choices in this video made poor life choices.

  • @originalname5096
    @originalname5096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Footballer given anti-biotics after Suarez bite” Oh God who is it this time?

  • @curbymoment6544
    @curbymoment6544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When I first saw the virus I legit thought they were gonna cause a mass hentai by multiplying quickly asf and growing humongous and *rapping* people and there was gonna be hentai wards in this world and idfk I’m messed up

    • @samola3452
      @samola3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rapping?

    • @sherrybrissette1614
      @sherrybrissette1614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh no! Not rapping! I hate rap.

    • @bones7868
      @bones7868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rape is bad, that would cause the severity to rise a hundredfold. terrible infection strategy.

  • @Gluis-g6w
    @Gluis-g6w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    when you actualy know the game he is playing:

  • @TheEhlek23
    @TheEhlek23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:30 activating my google too dammit Gray

  • @AvDragon17
    @AvDragon17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this vid has to be my favorite out of all of them

  • @babypyroshark2604
    @babypyroshark2604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Youre the only person that can make plague inc fun to watch