I Became President and Ruined the Entire Planet - Impeached

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ค. 2024
  • I Became President and Ruined the Entire Planet - Impeached
    Subscribe if you like! + bit.ly/1PG8z9G
    Watch More Strange Simulator Games Here! + • Flushing a Bomb - Disa...
    I'm sorry sonic.
    Follow me on Twitter! + / graystillplays
    Like me on Facebook! + / graystillplays
    Impeached on itch! + oddbird.itch.io/impeached
    ----------------------------------
    Watch More From GrayStillPlays:
    The Best VR Games: • CAN THIS VR GAME'S SEC...
    The Strangest Random Games: • CAN THIS VR GAME'S SEC...
    The Long Dark Story Mode: • The Long Dark Story Mo...
    Ravenfield: • A FREE Totally Accurat...
    Total Tank Simulator: • Total Tank Simulator -...
    My Summer Car: • My Summer Car - A Drun...
    My Little Blacksmith Shop: • Forging Ultimate Weapo...
    BeamNG Drive: • Insane High Speed Poli...
    Brick Rigs: • NUCLEAR MISSILE STRIKE...
    Raft: • SHARK ATTACK SIMULATOR...
    Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator: • THE MOST ULTIMATE AND ...
    ----------------------------------
    ABOUT: Impeached!
    You have just become the President of The United Republic of the People's Territories of States. As the new president it is your noble duty to set your nation down the right path by signing executive orders. But will everyone agree with your decisions? Find out when you address the media and face their probing questions. Will your answers satisfy the republic or will they leave you IMPEACHED!
    #graystillplays #indie #simulation
  • เกม

ความคิดเห็น • 7K

  • @GrayStillPlays
    @GrayStillPlays  4 ปีที่แล้ว +16825

    Normal presidents could take away your freedom. Here we're taking away the sky and the trees.

  • @loganpinneo968
    @loganpinneo968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5219

    "They cheated on me"
    France: i respect that

    • @trademarkt
      @trademarkt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Gamers Special beggar

    • @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM
      @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dialgagaming6635 just make videos or write comments or replies people like, that's how I got my subs

    • @hyperxin7444
      @hyperxin7444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM yes just be active

    • @starsstruck3203
      @starsstruck3203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Logan Pinneo 600th like

    • @feloniousphil7398
      @feloniousphil7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gray: **draws a picture of the middle finger**
      Also Gray: *I-It's a turkey, alright?*

  • @chaos_carnivore
    @chaos_carnivore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11452

    *Me:* Riding My Bike Peacefully
    *Cops:* Glaring
    *Me:* Nervous Motorcycle Sounds

    • @herrfriesel
      @herrfriesel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      Vroooooom vroooooooomm tukka tukka tukaaa Wrmmmm Wrmmmm WiiU WiiU wrmmmm rwmmmm

    • @jeirust9768
      @jeirust9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@herrfriesel rrmmmmm vrooooom vroom brbeskehejaiwgemdidhwhwoebsowber

    • @eeeeeeelemons
      @eeeeeeelemons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      VVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM CHKCHKCHKCHK BEEP BEEEEEEEEEP VROOOOOOOOOOOOM

    • @herrfriesel
      @herrfriesel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@eeeeeeelemons rennnnigggagagagagagagagannnrennnnnnn

    • @eeeeeeelemons
      @eeeeeeelemons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Herr Friesel lady gaga

  • @Zetala
    @Zetala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3215

    the legend has it, that graystillplays.

    • @wallybloc1415
      @wallybloc1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @NM Trindle no clue

    • @doggo3126
      @doggo3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@wallybloc1415 yeaj

    • @rexysmile
      @rexysmile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @NM Trindle maybe it puts the most recent comment on top.

    • @nikoletanika6025
      @nikoletanika6025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      You have 69 likes... I can't like this comment until the likes pass 69 likes. I WILL RETURN MORTALS!

    • @ScoutTank_Ru251
      @ScoutTank_Ru251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yes

  • @alyssarein8691
    @alyssarein8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "If they're thick and hearty.. Sure, I'm not a monster."
    Earlier...
    "We are removing the sky."

  • @davisfamilykids
    @davisfamilykids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2038

    "It may look like a grip of a pistol but it's actually Florida."
    I don't see a difference

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ok I mean Florida is basically an actual gun, I wonder how people could see the difference

    • @eggiuskingoftheeggkingdom6543
      @eggiuskingoftheeggkingdom6543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      RedDeath5 yeah I remember my grandma gave me this United States puzzle and I legit said “Florida looks like a gun”

    • @Lankfordmath
      @Lankfordmath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      : 3 were not corrupt your country is corrupt because you don’t get the second amendment and your jealous

    • @izukumidoryia366
      @izukumidoryia366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Elizabeth Latimer
      Battle axes are cool

    • @tlebron8426
      @tlebron8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So the shape of the United States of America is actually a pig, with a pistol grip as a leg? F.A.O my Schwartz!

  • @PsychOsmosis
    @PsychOsmosis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6998

    *"You know how you felt when you were drinking bagged milk?"*
    You felt Canadian.

    • @exmaarmaca
      @exmaarmaca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      For some reason when the government distributes milk here on Mexico they also use plastic bags.

    • @Mattsguitar94
      @Mattsguitar94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      PsychOsmosis i'm already canadian

    • @baygull
      @baygull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      *redacted*

    • @agme8045
      @agme8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Olivia Nisbet-Liu and the rest of the world lol

    • @wolfygamer2669
      @wolfygamer2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True lol

  • @callsignvapor07
    @callsignvapor07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    *”I drew a depressed potato with a heroin addiction.”*
    This is why I watch Gray.

  • @TheMyrmo
    @TheMyrmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    As 2020 draws to a close, I keep re-watching this. And I yearn for a country with no sky, where babies have beards and make motorcycle noises.

  • @Crow.c
    @Crow.c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4498

    “They cheated on me.”
    [ Everyone liked that ]

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      All of them, every single scumbag from there! 😂

    • @johnathonethan7430
      @johnathonethan7430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes all 900 like bots

    • @benwyness148
      @benwyness148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      French people: are we a joke to you?

    • @cryptocoder5553
      @cryptocoder5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3:08 ...What?

    • @royalty__2688
      @royalty__2688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I kinda hate that meme, cause i love fallout 4

  • @Ariana-nb4ii
    @Ariana-nb4ii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3401

    “If it’s good enough for Shakira it’s good enough for the president.”
    Guess who found their senior quote.

    • @eleni108
      @eleni108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ariananaz NO WAIT I WANT THAT

    • @willcipher1038
      @willcipher1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wish I saw this two days before :,)

    • @Rickety-Rick
      @Rickety-Rick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Best quote

    • @brndj6672
      @brndj6672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mine is
      “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”

    • @TheRavensRequiem
      @TheRavensRequiem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am stealing that.

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Gray saying “people who are high on life” is my way of saying that someone is so happy they can’t think straight.

  • @joshuarodarmel6322
    @joshuarodarmel6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Something that Gray never did in this game that I did in one play through was actually get impeached.

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    Imagine just riding a motorcycle while making “Vroom” sounds...and then the sky disappears.
    What an amazing president

    • @Ninjakittyworries
      @Ninjakittyworries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Legit going to make motorcycle noises while riding my bike to a full liquor bar 🙌🙌🇺🇸

    • @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186
      @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “Vroom vroom”
      *sky dissapears*
      “WHAT THE HELL”

    • @beepyboro
      @beepyboro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      **jazz hands and rainbow f///ing magically appears saying "Magic b!tch"** Magic!

    • @wtouellette
      @wtouellette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me: vroom vroom
      Sky: adios
      Me: just keep vrooming just keep vrooming

    • @memez_r_life6692
      @memez_r_life6692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Vroom Vroom."
      *Sky just f×cking disintegrates*
      "FUUU-VROOOOOOOOOM!"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    This is why we should vote gray to be our real president, so he can help us with overpopulation.

    • @luigiinfinite5305
      @luigiinfinite5305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Why would he have to help with things that aren't serious? He has better things to do like declare war on chairs or making it a law to color your eyes.

    • @briefersrock4591
      @briefersrock4591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why you always following me on Every TH-cam channel I watched?

    • @confuseddiluc4972
      @confuseddiluc4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *s t o p s t a l k i n g m e e*

    • @avablake5622
      @avablake5622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good idea. Although for everything to do with not killing people he might need some help from markiplier.

    • @Chill_lxrd
      @Chill_lxrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @reneecfisher
    @reneecfisher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The sky: * Minding it’s own business *
    Gray: “Begone sky!!”

  • @x.risesofthemoon.x2302
    @x.risesofthemoon.x2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    “Milk must be in bags”
    *me living in Canada*
    Me: what else are you supposed to use?

    • @justahumanbeing9039
      @justahumanbeing9039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Cartons

    • @cougar2k720
      @cougar2k720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In BC Canada, and we have jug and carton, haven't seen bagged ones. Maybe it's a Quebec thing.

    • @Sushmit_du_shadeslayer
      @Sushmit_du_shadeslayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indians do the same lol

    • @feloniousphil7398
      @feloniousphil7398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      B o x e s ?

    • @_eys
      @_eys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A...glass.

  • @DragonSkylander30
    @DragonSkylander30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    *Cars can only go fast*
    Me in school zones: why are the speed bumps screaming?

  • @crssaunders773
    @crssaunders773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    "The trees are going next"
    The Lorax: Your free trial of breathing has ended.

    • @gamingseagull9321
      @gamingseagull9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed

    • @nickmorgan3913
      @nickmorgan3913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Mess with the trees and Danny DeVito will break your knees

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The best part of this comment is that it's actually scientifically accurate

    • @equanimoux1077
      @equanimoux1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hippity Hoppity your knees are now my property.

    • @aubrisfox
      @aubrisfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gamingseagull9321 BAHAHAHA

  • @AxtroLeaf
    @AxtroLeaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "The next president of the USA,
    It just might yourself one day,
    Then the press will distort everything you'll say,
    So jump in your plane and fly away."

  • @joyr4461
    @joyr4461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I wanted to draw an alligator..... But it came out looking like a malformed foot with cancer."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't. I really can't.

    • @Helluvahouse
      @Helluvahouse ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m making this senior quote if I come back in a couple years

  • @ajunicee
    @ajunicee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Jokes on all of you, gray didn’t make a typo, he IS a present to this damn world that he’s about to destroy

    • @trentreeves8624
      @trentreeves8624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes YESSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @TheDeathOmen
      @TheDeathOmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silver bullet yeah he made a typo when he posted this video originally

  • @djin1475
    @djin1475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    President Grey: "Milk must be served in bags"
    Canada: EXPORT INCREASES BY 800%

    • @LuzMaria95
      @LuzMaria95 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Djin in Puerto Rico we get bagged milk too in schools

    • @AnimeRayanne
      @AnimeRayanne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LuzMaria95 Really? That's interesting. I'm from Canada and I've never seen bagged milk in school its usually in small cartons. Its always bagged at stores though unless you count chocolate milk which is in cartons.

    • @jennaharding555
      @jennaharding555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They sell bagged milk in south Africa lol

    • @matthewosborne1348
      @matthewosborne1348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AnimeLover7 I’m from just outside the gta and u can get any kind of milk in bags depending the company, got strawberry milk in a bag in my fridge. Always thought this was only a Canada thing but cool that’s it’s in other places

    • @AnimeRayanne
      @AnimeRayanne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewosborne1348 Oh that's also interesting, I've only seen white/normal Milk in bags not any other kind.

  • @Huimangi
    @Huimangi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The fries never belonged to the French anyway.
    -Signed, a Belgian.

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      this is true. and Belgian waffles were originally made in france.
      "you stole our fries, we stole your waffles!"

    • @froogletanimations1086
      @froogletanimations1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WALLONIA USED TO BE FRENCH

    • @anielad8721
      @anielad8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@froogletanimations1086 half of the Europe used to be polish! XD

    • @evangault1392
      @evangault1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@anielad8721 *Laughs in America originally being British*

    • @unleashed6769
      @unleashed6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then why would you name them FRENCH fries

  • @ItzPoloOfficial
    @ItzPoloOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One year ago, this was the first GrayStillPlays video I ever watched and ever since then I am almost finished watching all of his videos which has taken damn near forever but it is worth it🙏🏾Thank you Gray

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    “the sky no longer exists”
    *oofs travels across the earth*

    • @sabrinaguzman6201
      @sabrinaguzman6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol thats what is gonna happen when aphosis (that rood asteroid) hits.

    • @colinantink9094
      @colinantink9094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Guess travel by boat will actually become possible again lol.

    • @Enxui
      @Enxui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      imma charge you for murder i just choked on a grape lol

    • @thirdkidney2223
      @thirdkidney2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Filip And His Little Brother KONO DI... *chokes on blood*

    • @spamtongspamton9900
      @spamtongspamton9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/woooosh

  • @waleedomari9810
    @waleedomari9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2338

    “Milk must be served in bags”
    *Laughs in Canadian*

    • @bipbopopo
      @bipbopopo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@milegaido8520 lo mismo jajaja

    • @aliceliddell8413
      @aliceliddell8413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *laughs in rest of the world*

    • @LuzMaria95
      @LuzMaria95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Natural in Puerto Rico too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @No-tv4ln
      @No-tv4ln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      **Also laughs in Canadian**

    • @hannahrayne4773
      @hannahrayne4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Laughs in Colombian*

  • @Roperational_YT
    @Roperational_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Game that is 99% wholesome: *exists*
    GrayStillPlays: *“Hold my Bud Lite.”*

  • @Emilia24517
    @Emilia24517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol, I love how they actually quoted him in the description on the App Store

  • @zaizia
    @zaizia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3109

    Ameirca: *makes it freedom fries*
    France: "We didn't make french fri-"
    Germany: *yes*

    • @quiz.50
      @quiz.50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      stolen comment...

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@quiz.50 or it could be them having the same idea.

    • @oliviatilleman8055
      @oliviatilleman8055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you live in Ameirca?

    • @KLF08
      @KLF08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Either stolen or didn't see the other

    • @snowplow8323
      @snowplow8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      1998: * Stealing jewelry and money,
      2019: * sTeAlIng CoMMeNtS

  • @jpeg7082
    @jpeg7082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2242

    “The trees are going next.”
    *sad MrBeast noises*

    • @niyaz9143
      @niyaz9143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      mrrrrrrbeast six thoooooouuuuusand

    • @rebeccayoung821
      @rebeccayoung821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh

    • @stephmetc53
      @stephmetc53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mr beast: I dOnE aLl ThAt FoR nOtHiNg

    • @AquarianEn1gma
      @AquarianEn1gma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if they speak vietnamese

    • @THEthedominette
      @THEthedominette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Matthew Ren he changed it once or twice but I think it's here to stay

  • @jacobc9221
    @jacobc9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Reporter: sir! Sir!
    Gray: yes?
    Reporter: 9:32

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just realized the “wan’t to find out jim?” Line at 4:43 has an apostrophe in the word “want”

    • @xXPowerScaler69Xx
      @xXPowerScaler69Xx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew i wasnt the only one who noticed that!

  • @marshallivanov6868
    @marshallivanov6868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Me: hey dad, what’s that blue color in the sk-
    Dad: THAT WORD IS PROHIBITED IN THIS COUNTRY

    • @geoplayzzzfnf8177
      @geoplayzzzfnf8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol!!!

    • @randomcommenter7900
      @randomcommenter7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The dad: *pulls out machine gun*
      Son:... Well fu- *gets blasted*

    • @hidden_host
      @hidden_host 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Charlie Carroll what if my name has that word

    • @serotoninfeels1530
      @serotoninfeels1530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OP papyrus skypyrus? Cus that sounds like a cool name

    • @hidden_host
      @hidden_host 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@serotoninfeels1530 thank you I am stealing that idea but I was talking about my real name which is Skylar and yes, I am male

  • @jaidenester8714
    @jaidenester8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    “It looks like the grip of a pistol, but it’s supposed to be Florida.”
    Well, duh! The shape of a state represents its most popular activity. Right?

    • @bubblegum7046
      @bubblegum7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Other states: "Oh boy I sure do love rectangles!"

    • @16taysia
      @16taysia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But Iowa kinda looks like a face...

    • @brandonm949
      @brandonm949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I can only assume that the people of Michigan love baking

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bubblegum7046 I love rectangles with one mutton chop.

    • @logansouthern2460
      @logansouthern2460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jaiden Ester That’s less Florida than Texas though

  • @spamrisk7784
    @spamrisk7784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gray: plays this game
    Trump: r u challenging me?

  • @_phoenixpotato_521
    @_phoenixpotato_521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Random guy: I don't think that's possibl-
    Graystillplays: I not paying you to think.

  • @h8urguts657
    @h8urguts657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    “Present” Graystillplays 2019

    • @waxxx14
      @waxxx14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Saw that too and thought he was Santa or something then when gray didn’t have a meme comment I knew he fuked up

    • @theitalianjesus7706
      @theitalianjesus7706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love being the Present of The United States of America

    • @alt_rat
      @alt_rat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R/ihadastroke

    • @HAL0SINC
      @HAL0SINC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ”Ok roll call, Halosinc?”
      ”President”

    • @QuartetGhost
      @QuartetGhost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is just another bill choice made by gray

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Gray : *exists*
    Satan : "my true successor"

  • @RedBloodAura
    @RedBloodAura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:42 of course they are still making the sound just no one else is hearing

  • @aaronchambers8471
    @aaronchambers8471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    “Who tf bags milk?”
    Canadians: *nervous sweating*

    • @hoodbanana
      @hoodbanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @Retro-Snake_
      @Retro-Snake_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Only in Ontario

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We have bagged milk here in Brazil too, though boxed is more common

    • @user-cv2my8ck5d
      @user-cv2my8ck5d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Russia: boxes are common as hell
      Trust me

    • @rasmuslull4766
      @rasmuslull4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In estonia we have both. I prefer baged and it more popular in here , cause of cheapness

  • @Endyyyyy
    @Endyyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    "Where is Germany?"
    I sometimes wonder the same thing

    • @Wehiremonkeys
      @Wehiremonkeys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's somwhere between the persons very big collection of factories and australistralia

    • @Bethgael
      @Bethgael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Wehiremonkeys For the last time, that's /Austria/. ;)

    • @Drakthaar123
      @Drakthaar123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Americas education at its best

    • @thelonelywolf88
      @thelonelywolf88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Bethgael sooooo, the land down under, right?

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Drakthaar123 it's not as bad as you think...it's worse

  • @atrappedcorpse1671
    @atrappedcorpse1671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me: in one out of ten, how fast must we drive our cars
    Graystillplays: F A S T

  • @Forged_by_The_Maelstrom
    @Forged_by_The_Maelstrom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the most tame and PG hilarity I have seen on this channel, its the best, good job👍

  • @zombiekat303
    @zombiekat303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    “you know how you felt when you drank bagged milk? like a pleb.”
    you obliterated a decent chunk of Canada just them

    • @DrRussian
      @DrRussian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was wondering why i heard a lot of apologizing

    • @fstorm001
      @fstorm001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meh, the plebs will get over it

    • @huhnocorn7397
      @huhnocorn7397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i to am obliterated

    • @tlg_kahlen2269
      @tlg_kahlen2269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep I drink bag milk

    • @CommunalPissRug
      @CommunalPissRug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i have ceased to exist now

  • @thatonedude7147
    @thatonedude7147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Makes missing search parties for socks
    Everyone: ... We love it.
    Later makes socks enemies
    Everyone: ... We love it!

    • @FlexBeanbag
      @FlexBeanbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/Bmc9NFfhx74/w-d-xo.html

    • @Max_G4
      @Max_G4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He only searched for them so that he can destroy them

    • @KARMA-gr4uh
      @KARMA-gr4uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flex Beanbag what’s the link to-

    • @FlexBeanbag
      @FlexBeanbag 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KARMA-gr4uh my channel, groundbreaking research and technological development. We need someone with your expertise.
      Join our growing team of scientists, researchers, educators and other important staff.

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KARMA-gr4uh probably Rick roll

  • @alkohallick2901
    @alkohallick2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A game becomes reality.

  • @Naannive
    @Naannive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Gray for President 2021"
    Just imagine

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best presidential candidate

  • @hughmilner7013
    @hughmilner7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    "French fries will now be called freedom fries."
    Yeah... uh... that was a thing...
    Some people promoted that in the USA in the early 2000s when France wasn't a fan of the Iraq War.

    • @Phobophage901
      @Phobophage901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I remember that "Freedom Fries" thing, my dad even got into it (one time lol). I was younger at the time but something something the French pulled some sort of support from our shitshow in the Middle East (think they pulled back the token amount of soldiers they'd sent our way since we were clearly getting off the reservation over there), so some talk show host like Michael Medved or Sean Hannity (my Dad LOVES those talk shows) started saying we should boycott French things, or barring that, rename them, i.e. Freedom Fries, Freedom Toast, etc. It was dumb.
      So we went to lunch one day, at Perkins, he tried ordering Freedom Toast...waitress gave him such an odd look lol.

    • @shadow_of_thoth
      @shadow_of_thoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Phobophage901 If we don't bomb people in foreign countries to death, then HOW will they be free? Hmmm...? HMMM?! Answer me that!

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Given that fries were never even french to begin with, I'm absolutely in favor of dropping the "french" and just calling them fries from now on.

    • @mirfalltkeinnameein380
      @mirfalltkeinnameein380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      France: We should not send our people to their deaths, because the US is spraeding "freedom and democracy"
      USA: FReDOoM FrIEs
      France: Ok, ok...

    • @ozelot1175
      @ozelot1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Phobophage901 "I was younger at the time" wait.... really? do you have any prove?

  • @CroomTM
    @CroomTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    5:16 Gray: *makes fun of devs for adding an extra "for"*
    Also Gray: *changed title from present to President*

    • @doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240
      @doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @jackradzelovage6961
      @jackradzelovage6961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@macaroon_nuggets8008 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @cindy-mai
      @cindy-mai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @rock7343
      @rock7343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “They just wish they were free!” The most Floridaman answer of all time.

  • @ricklovesyou
    @ricklovesyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this video just gave me the realization that ive been watching your daily videos for over one year

  • @kawisora9592
    @kawisora9592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6826

    america: **changes french fries to freedom fries**
    france: we,,, we didn’t make -
    *belgium has left the chat*
    edit: i regret everything

    • @raritania7581
      @raritania7581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      State Union of Flanders and Wallonia.

    • @ghilliem.g.5824
      @ghilliem.g.5824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Fun fact:the most commun type of bread in brazil is called "french bread" but...it was invented here,in brazil

    • @heighlow3438
      @heighlow3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      they word french must just be kinda cute tho

    • @onedropmtg6038
      @onedropmtg6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Funny thing is that freedom fries actually happened when France said not to invade Iraq.

    • @matthewodonnell6906
      @matthewodonnell6906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah, but was it Wallonia or Flanders that originally had the fries? (The Walloons are basically French and the Flemish are basically Dutch).

  • @luke8799
    @luke8799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    "Orange will be the new national colour"
    me, dutch: thats our thing piss off

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      hahahahahaha, dutch people arent REAL

    • @luke8799
      @luke8799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jacobschneider3975 neither is anyone else, might as well make the best of what we've got

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@luke8799 only america is REAL

    • @nederlandsekaaskop3205
      @nederlandsekaaskop3205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jacob Schneider but New York was founded by the Dutch so if the Dutch aren't real then New York is also fake

    • @jacobschneider3975
      @jacobschneider3975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@nederlandsekaaskop3205 no, that simply confirms that new york was made by aliens

  • @hornetcamaro
    @hornetcamaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need more of this
    This game made me laugh more than any of the others

  • @annaedwards5124
    @annaedwards5124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you Grey! You are helping me through my Depression!!!

  • @ashellofitsformerself5805
    @ashellofitsformerself5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    "I can change that. Yah know why ? Cuz I'm the President."
    _Proceeds to kill the sky._

  • @HypnoticChronic1
    @HypnoticChronic1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Gray: "I'm not a monster"
    Me: Hmmm... me thinks there maybe a few Sims floating around who may or may not disagree with that assessment.

    • @joanmistretta6971
      @joanmistretta6971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he gibs them slow routers

    • @mariselamagana7113
      @mariselamagana7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HypnoticChronic1 and all the planets and people in universe sandbox

    • @lunarwaffles7696
      @lunarwaffles7696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To be fair, half or more of the Sims problems are (usually) self-inflicted.

    • @WoodlandDrake
      @WoodlandDrake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Floating" I see what you did there, lol

    • @brittanysqueech
      @brittanysqueech 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok Iyami-san

  • @spiritx2351
    @spiritx2351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:46
    Best part

  • @brianpatrick5276
    @brianpatrick5276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he didn't choose the velcros I lost all faith in his redemption.

  • @jaytb5815
    @jaytb5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    "The Nooze"
    "We're not fake"

  • @ZhadTheRad
    @ZhadTheRad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    The sequel to No Man's Sky: No Sky, Man

  • @alyssarein8691
    @alyssarein8691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You make my day better and today was rough, but I just watched this singular video and you had my crying laughing. Thank you for making my life better.

  • @orangelake2268
    @orangelake2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "bagged milk" thing is an actual thing during the 50's and 60's because Cartons and Cardboard wasn't invented back then

  • @JonPITBZN
    @JonPITBZN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "Poptarts are now classified as ravioli--wait, what?"
    That actually makes a certain kind of sense. It's a filling inside a dough, but most people are eating it for the sauce on top.

    • @user-sn5bw3gh5f
      @user-sn5bw3gh5f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It... it’s not... sauce??

    • @jeeode8289
      @jeeode8289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A metaphor!

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-sn5bw3gh5f it is hardened sauce

    • @boiiiooga
      @boiiiooga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean... You aren't wrong

    • @feloniousphil7398
      @feloniousphil7398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@isaiahf-d846 Creme*

  • @mayamuller9233
    @mayamuller9233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "I became the present"
    Ah yes, a gift to us all

  • @itsdjmega9541
    @itsdjmega9541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:22 Hi, my name is Megan and no one asked

  • @patrickstar9684
    @patrickstar9684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Who bags milk"
    Eastern Canada: Me!
    Western Canada: Not me!

  • @amandabutterfly151
    @amandabutterfly151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    “I drew a depressed potato with a heroin addiction.”
    i’m dead bro 🤣

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *anti emoji protest intensifys*

    • @andrewb3760
      @andrewb3760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He drew a self portrait

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NO EMOJJI ZONE

    • @krysmrug6478
      @krysmrug6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ya bro feryvifunny bro imma diei outta liaghter bro

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Felicity Schlink F

  • @themagnificantmemer7935
    @themagnificantmemer7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "I am now present"
    -GrayStillPlays, 2019

  • @charmeleonevolves5553
    @charmeleonevolves5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Alright so we're playing the only game where you get to be president"
    Every president ever: ive played this game before

  • @c.o.sterling4642
    @c.o.sterling4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ more impeachment dammit” i love your videos gray you always make me laugh my ass off

  • @hannahgaines13
    @hannahgaines13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    90% of comments- “present” jokes
    9% of comments- quoting something Gray said
    1% of comments- something else

    • @nyanSynxPHOENIX
      @nyanSynxPHOENIX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You forgot the 0.1% is hoarding all the countries wealth.

    • @hannahgaines13
      @hannahgaines13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alex Meseck
      Crap I did

    • @keenanbothma228
      @keenanbothma228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      0.2% of comments - comments and replies about percentages of other comments

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As it should be.

    • @hannahgaines13
      @hannahgaines13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keenan Bothma
      I wush here early!! Day copied me😤

  • @romansans1581
    @romansans1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    The funny part about the Freedom Fries one is that it actually happened once.

    • @robertli3600
      @robertli3600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yup pretty sure France voted against the UN resolution to invade Irak. Thus why the word french fries was replaced by freedom fries

    • @juan.lmao_
      @juan.lmao_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can you tell me this history lesson?

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of the questions you can get for that is actually “didn’t we try this once already?”

    • @astrosuperkoala1
      @astrosuperkoala1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In ww2

    • @PirrePirre
      @PirrePirre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was Lindsey Graham that change the name in the cafeteria in congress i think.

  • @Foxiethetoastingfox
    @Foxiethetoastingfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder who was able to guess what Gray was drawing every time, I only got Florida correct, as I know what Florida looks like well enough to get it as soon as it comes up, however everything else I may have been unable to decipher. Also, totally support taking away the sky and trees, keep it up!

  • @AxelS5304
    @AxelS5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Whe take the fries away from the french
    Me: fries have nothing to do with the french

    • @dianeb-r8512
      @dianeb-r8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blast BE Me, a French : WE are the TRUE inventors of the FRIES !!! GIVE IT BACK, MALANDRINS ! FLIBUSTIERS !!!

  • @remi3036
    @remi3036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    If my school does quotes mine will be:
    “Where is Germany?”

    • @glitterrave453
      @glitterrave453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hello army

    • @Trainboy1EJR
      @Trainboy1EJR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't think enough people will get the reference. I'd recommend using a more popular meme that will be super dated after a few years, just so that people are reminded of that thing that was popular, but no one will have heard of in 40 years, like Pet Rocks.

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine will be “No, we have bigger bombs” or “Want to find out Jim?”

    • @Trainboy1EJR
      @Trainboy1EJR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doge meme is still a classic. "Very study, such homework, much smart, wow!"

    • @elizabethemm6361
      @elizabethemm6361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If i were to have a quote, it'd be
      "To anyone who called me May, I'll see you in hell."

  • @AntiVectorTV
    @AntiVectorTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    “the sky no longer exists”
    Dammit Gray, can you play ANY game without destroying the Earth?

    • @Jirudoggu
      @Jirudoggu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well when he played roller-coaster tycoon, he destroyed time and space

    • @raptorzeraora2632
      @raptorzeraora2632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's minecraft

    • @idkperson8731
      @idkperson8731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The world is gonna be destroyed anyway humanty is gonna be destroyed anyway but instead of working together nations fight kill
      WW1 and WW2 genocides war crimes bombing Death why this happend because of one thing one bullet, one person, one mistake , one......one big change

    • @checkedflare0184
      @checkedflare0184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

    • @dustin202
      @dustin202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Partial Bullet IF SHE BREATHES
      finish it

  • @Gachaextinctvideos
    @Gachaextinctvideos ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:41 let me do it for you

  • @Kartoffelkamm
    @Kartoffelkamm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know, the thing with children making motor cycle noises is actually pretty good. Now the kids get some fresh air, because they want to make silly noises in public.

  • @ogshopz2585
    @ogshopz2585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "Alright we're going to the only game where,"
    GrayStillPlays - every episode

    • @B0ssguy
      @B0ssguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “We’re back with” or “we’re checking out”

    • @MarketMoDz
      @MarketMoDz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Alright, so we're checking out the only game where you can *blah blah*." It's *blah blah blah blah*. Start *Blah blah blah* dammit."

    • @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun
      @AlvinAnakMudaGameandfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alright, dammit!👍

  • @waxxx14
    @waxxx14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    “Game devs this is why you don’t drink and develop games!” Graystillplays
    “I became present” Also Graystillplays
    Me: this is why you don’t drink and upload
    He actually changed the name days later
    Ladies and gentlemen, WE GOT EM

    • @macuss87
      @macuss87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You wrote what I was going to! Damnit don't steal my thoughts, before I had them phuqqer

    • @onequisse4935
      @onequisse4935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@macuss87 You should have write it instead of drinking

    • @macuss87
      @macuss87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@onequisse4935 How dare you! There is nutting more important than dirnkinh! NUTTINGGG!!

    • @onequisse4935
      @onequisse4935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@macuss87 NUTTING !!!
      ("how dare you" like greta thunberg?)

    • @Tuulos
      @Tuulos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spelling works differently in Florida.
      Not to mention Gray is a true present for us.

  • @kanderion5685
    @kanderion5685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    uhhh, which do I choose.
    "French fries classify as weapons"
    or
    "Goats classify as the mark of satan"

  • @TheOlympusMons0807
    @TheOlympusMons0807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Babies must grow beards:
    Nobody:
    Not even a soul:
    Babies:
    My boyyyy.

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard Rengoku from Demon Slayer.

    • @oliveb4048
      @oliveb4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raawesome3851 I heard mr crabs voice

    • @smashm6991
      @smashm6991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i heard king harkinian

    • @lepidotos
      @lepidotos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

    • @Lewis_BTW
      @Lewis_BTW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oliveb4048 SPONGEBOB MY BOY

  • @cambamslam3510
    @cambamslam3510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "No,we have bigger bombs"
    Well I mean it's not a bad argument lol.

    • @Godzillafan-tv1ks
      @Godzillafan-tv1ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can't See Me. It’s also a real argument which is quite sad

    • @cambamslam3510
      @cambamslam3510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Godzillafan-tv1ks indeed. Best of a bad situation though. Even politics can bring some humor to the table.

  • @nate3556
    @nate3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    When he chose the sky doesn’t exist and said “do you want to know what this is?” For his drawing I thought he was gonna be like “NOT THE SKY”

  • @ericcartman1979
    @ericcartman1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:36 (ussr anthem)

  • @itsmandatori
    @itsmandatori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Based on the drawing of the eyes on that bearded baby, my guess is that their name is also Spleens

  • @royalalchemist6939
    @royalalchemist6939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "it may look like a pistol grip but it's Florida"
    Sounds bout right...

  • @Whirlthetrue
    @Whirlthetrue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:03 this scene just screams Hajime

    • @ifriedasign194
      @ifriedasign194 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @Rusty87000
      @Rusty87000 ปีที่แล้ว

      A octagon has eight sides, right?

    • @Diablo3364
      @Diablo3364 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I didn't expect to find a Danganronpa reference here.

    • @BEANNNNNNNS
      @BEANNNNNNNS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Rusty87000I believe an octagon has… eight sides

  • @goldenheart__
    @goldenheart__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ad: We need more love in this world
    Gray: No, I don’t think so.

  • @derekmenebroeker4993
    @derekmenebroeker4993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "I Became Present"
    But Gray, you were "already" a daily gift from the gods.

    • @adman1381
      @adman1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Faolan the Azure Abjurer
      The Chaos Gods

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Merely being in attendance is the only requirement to become president.

    • @yaassgames1687
      @yaassgames1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr replied

  • @junominor2812
    @junominor2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    “It’s looks like a grip of a pistol but it is Florida”
    Is there a difference gray? Is there really a difference?
    (Edit: thanks for all the likes lol)

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ah yes Florida: America's pistol grip

    • @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074
      @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Alaska, the milk state.
      Florida, the gun grip state.
      **WHEEXE**

    • @shanemitchell9704
      @shanemitchell9704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xXInkXanity JevillionXx NO COUNTRY OWNS ALASKA

    • @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074
      @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shanemitchell9704
      You are so pissed you ignore the fact that there is some countries that consider alaska as a state, you ignorant fxcker.

    • @mslita09
      @mslita09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Look little white girl liberals have and like guns too, white, non white, and mixed race like muah. Gun violence up north ain't no joke. Stop being ignorant generalizing people and states.

  • @AcidDragon36
    @AcidDragon36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need to start a petition to get Gray as the actual president this is too good

  • @bigstinky2246
    @bigstinky2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If you can find a way to turn a way to turn your dog into a motercycle"
    -Gray 2020

  • @Cryscorde
    @Cryscorde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “I hereby decree that all milk must be served in bags! Any questions?”
    “Um yes, what inspired this bizarre decree?”
    “Well it was either this or have all cars only go fast.”
    “The sky no longer exists!”
    “Why would you think that? That’s just ridiculous!”
    “Look, do you WANT to be stuck with brown bananas or not?”

  • @railbaron1
    @railbaron1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    President issues funding for Search and Rescue for missing socks
    Reporter: Shouldn't we be searching for missing People?
    Me: Missing People Wear Socks.

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Specifically missing socks

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Later: “Socks are the ENEMY!!”

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@joermnyc Clearly it was the Socks that took the Missing People

  • @wilburthemagicalcow
    @wilburthemagicalcow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    me eating a poptart while watching: this *ravioli* is delicious

    • @ocefloww
      @ocefloww 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was eating a poptart too! I like the chocolate sundae ones.

  • @mulduls
    @mulduls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Are mutton chops acceptable?"
    Dilan: *puppy eyes*

  • @lucabalsa5368
    @lucabalsa5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    ‘Milk must be in bags’
    Me a Canadian: **visible confusion**

    • @cleetusbartholomew
      @cleetusbartholomew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Itz Mellow i’m canadian and only saw bagged milk in manitoba

    • @tavujackalopech.8346
      @tavujackalopech.8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cleetusbartholomew I live in Ontario literally everyone where I live drinks bagged milk

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tavujackalopech.8346 Europe: did somebody say cartons that don't need refrigeration?

    • @ChiggaChiggaBruh
      @ChiggaChiggaBruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I live in BC and have never seen bagged milk. It’s only sold in the Eastern provinces

    • @yourhostfritz8432
      @yourhostfritz8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed