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  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2851

    NPC is thinking:
    “Oh no. Not Gray. Please kill me quick!”
    Gray is like:
    “WE’RE NOT DOING THAT.”

    • @szabosandor8783
      @szabosandor8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Gray: "We don't do that here."

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@szabosandor8783 gray: lets do this slowly

    • @samanthahobbs8578
      @samanthahobbs8578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nothing like a Full Liquor Bar with a chance of Hemorrhoids

    • @Nope-en9bo
      @Nope-en9bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      NPC: *wants a quick and painless death*
      Gray: DESPACITO
      [dead meme, but not as dead as those AI]

    • @legendaryplayer4243
      @legendaryplayer4243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh I'm worryed

  • @alexdaman.
    @alexdaman. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    “More rectal death damnit” Something I never considered hearing upon waking up this morning.

    • @RemyWillard
      @RemyWillard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Me either, but that's a beautiful phrase in this video. -Not so much for reality, but who frickin' cares?-

    • @CupcakeNRG
      @CupcakeNRG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      More unprotected sex, DAMMIT

    • @missdire
      @missdire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      With Gray in our lives we need to be prepared to hear anything and everything. Nothing is off limits, and it's a wonderful thing.

    • @thelorp5186
      @thelorp5186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or any morning, really

    • @samcree3051
      @samcree3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same lol

  • @starflythegacha-tuber8106
    @starflythegacha-tuber8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    I love how Grey’s happiness boosts 100% when he can have an infinitely long names

    • @rathodindrajitsinh5816
      @rathodindrajitsinh5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's rookie numbers 😂

    • @RoflGD-pt1jn
      @RoflGD-pt1jn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rathodindrajitsinh5816 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JohnSmith..
      @JohnSmith.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rathodindrajitsinh5816 That's Rookie Numbers.

    • @vidakazlausiene83
      @vidakazlausiene83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GRAY*

    • @darknesstheemowolf
      @darknesstheemowolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and when he can MAKE PEOPLE DIE
      AND CUSTOMIZE THERE VICTIMS

  • @yuno7989
    @yuno7989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    “youwillbespewingoutrectalfireuntilyoudie”
    ah yes, my favorite Italian name

    • @agent-0
      @agent-0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Considering the lenght,I think it's more Spanish

    • @jackarmstrong8790
      @jackarmstrong8790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Karen Bloodystoolspewagehowfarcanyougoapparentlythereisnoendingtothenamethatyoucouldgiveyourtortureeimsorrykarenyouwillbespewingoutrectalfireuntilyoudie

    • @thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214
      @thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s probably Italian for Karen Lettie SpeakToYourManager!

    • @shinyrowlet532
      @shinyrowlet532 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agent-0 What does that have to do

    • @BeanBeret
      @BeanBeret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Im italian and one of my classmates is called like that

  • @johngingras
    @johngingras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    Gray: *Kills Karen with Hemorrhoids* "Well, it was a pain in the ass but we did it..." +badum-tiss!+

    • @crimsonviperess
      @crimsonviperess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I was hoping someone would make this exact comment!!!

    • @riktorheverez1068
      @riktorheverez1068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *in Gray's voice* A pain in the ass, -laughs- you don't say?

  • @fartvader84yearsago8
    @fartvader84yearsago8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    Body: **fails*
    Karen: excuse me, EXCUSE ME!!! , I would like to talk to the manager in charge of this BODY!!!

    • @feloniousphil7398
      @feloniousphil7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Exactly.

    • @lunarwings4481
      @lunarwings4481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Actually, Gray is the manager

    • @Ryker_Armada
      @Ryker_Armada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      geteyey funtime90a shut up KAREN!

    • @onionsarecool
      @onionsarecool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is funny as H*ll

    • @Casparus2003
      @Casparus2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ethan Ruttinger *CORONAVIRUS* want to talk to the *MANAGER*

  • @Gh0uliish
    @Gh0uliish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    Gray: “die already!”
    Karen: *literally immediately dies*

    • @barbrawolfe5458
      @barbrawolfe5458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah

    • @ilovemycat_morethanu
      @ilovemycat_morethanu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FurryQueenYT ithink so.

    • @daisymay6505
      @daisymay6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Asshole, I feel like I should be offended by this comment because I actually am a gay autistic but I’m far too busy laughing at their stupidity 🤣

    • @technoir2045
      @technoir2045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @snicker doo no u

    • @real_bullseye
      @real_bullseye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only Karen that listens to anything anyone says

  • @Crysta_mchenry
    @Crysta_mchenry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    “PCOS? That sounds awful”
    It is.

  • @SQUAREHEADSAM1912
    @SQUAREHEADSAM1912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    I’m Italian and the name of the disease checks out.

  • @diego-ps4nz
    @diego-ps4nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    i looked at the title and my immediate thought was “oh god this again”

    • @deonmurr2830
      @deonmurr2830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bahahahaha, dude i was like
      "Wtf have you done now Grae?!"

    • @datpixiegirl1920
      @datpixiegirl1920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mine was "lol, what? Oh, it's Gray. Makes sense."

    • @tecninja3845
      @tecninja3845 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine was "ooh torture time"

    • @shadowflamelightburst4503
      @shadowflamelightburst4503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My thoughts were “heck yeah, more torture, damn it”

    • @diego-ps4nz
      @diego-ps4nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shadowflame Lightburst love that lol

  • @cdc194
    @cdc194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    "She's having unprotected sex, how? This is the greatest hospital ever!"

    • @thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214
      @thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This guy’s exact words were “She’s having unprotected sex, *HOW?!* Shes in the emergency room! What the hell?! This is the greatest hospital that’s ever made!” But I get what you meant though

    • @wllow.
      @wllow. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Those damn doctors

    • @_will795
      @_will795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214 damn congrats man. Hope you’re happy with that comment

    • @zipster6393
      @zipster6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that aint a hospital ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @TFTN_official
      @TFTN_official ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_will795 what are you running on about?

  • @aceofjacks7071
    @aceofjacks7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    "that sounds awful and not as lethal as cancer"
    as someone with PCOS, can confirm it's a very annoying, painful experience but hardly lethal at all

    • @tersc0911
      @tersc0911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Unless you get cervical or uterine cancer, or heart disease, or diabetes, or any of the other things that you are at a higher risk for when you have PCOS

    • @6Six6Six6Bruh
      @6Six6Six6Bruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Painful you say? Well my friend, allow me to offer you a brand new cure for all your ailments! For one small payment of $20.99 youll recieve Doctor Kalashnikovs special pill at the size of 7.62x39! With the proper administration of taking it in the back of the head, you will be free from all diseases and disorders! Order quickly however, before all 30 are gone!

    • @e.r.i.n_
      @e.r.i.n_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We'll suffer together queen

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@6Six6Six6Bruh is it 7.62x39R or 7.62x51mm? It's been a while

    • @decom707
      @decom707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Serious Question: Cant you take Hormone blockers, to block those unwanted hormones?

  • @mineday209
    @mineday209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Bio Inc.: Please, choose how this person dies.
    Gray: You shouldn't have done that.

  • @lizziem9596
    @lizziem9596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Fun fact: there’s actually a separate death animation specifically for major depression. It’s super rare and really hard to get though.

    • @dnidaz2553
      @dnidaz2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And what is it?, suicide?

    • @jacksonliu5937
      @jacksonliu5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      This feels uncomfortable but still I question what is the animation? Is it the hang? Is it suicide pills? It would be funny if they were killed by hemroids they would fart to death

    • @asew7438
      @asew7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I want to know

    • @galaxythefox7432
      @galaxythefox7432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@dnidaz2553 yup. More specifically with a 🔫

    • @neoagent3
      @neoagent3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@galaxythefox7432 OH WOW-

  • @Superluigi881
    @Superluigi881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    5:34 "YEAH HPV!" Is not something I thought I'd hear in my lifetime.

  • @Fawnkel
    @Fawnkel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    Gray: "Polycystic ovary syndrome, that sounds awful and not as lethal as cancer."
    Me: As some one who has this, yes yes it's awful. End my suffering, please for thee love of god.

  • @canihaveapopsicle9576
    @canihaveapopsicle9576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Yup, title sounds about right for GrayStillPlays.

  • @SimWyatt
    @SimWyatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    I'm genuinely starting to believe that Gray is in fact the 21st century reincarnation of Vlad the Impailer

    • @mx5497
      @mx5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Vlad at least cared about his people, while Gray is just pure evil

    • @SimWyatt
      @SimWyatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I never said Gray was pure evil, he clearly cares for his subscribers, he just also likes to torture people in the most imaginative ways possible

    • @seb9636
      @seb9636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im romanian and vlad the impaler was in fact a very good king and he tortured only the bad people.

    • @apolloedwardjohnson1060
      @apolloedwardjohnson1060 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SimWyatt You'll change your mind once Gray is finished with the NPCs! He'll subject us to various test, Jigsaw style! 🤣😂

  • @Tabby_CatMeow
    @Tabby_CatMeow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Bio inc: Plague inc but you use every single disease on ONE PERSON

  • @05council73
    @05council73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “Sounds like hemorrhoid fuel” Gray 2020

  • @nightsong81
    @nightsong81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "Hemorrhoids caused the digestive system to collapse, which caused the skeletal system to collapse."
    ...So, you're saying she shat her bones out?

    • @lloydlandrum3040
      @lloydlandrum3040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah my first thought too

    • @camrynkallio1214
      @camrynkallio1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I just spit my water out all over me because I laughed so hard

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Michael Scott: "I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!"

    • @ishipitlikefedex2610
      @ishipitlikefedex2610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Forget guns, all we need is Karen

    • @lostinspace8521
      @lostinspace8521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's the only thing that could have happened

  • @IndigoStorm27
    @IndigoStorm27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    When your depression prevents you from dieing: Error Task Failed Successfully.

  • @rebekahtennenbaum777
    @rebekahtennenbaum777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I have PCOS and for some reason it made me so happy when he said “this sounds horrible”

  • @s8080_
    @s8080_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Me: gets hemorrhoids
    TH-cam's algorithm: may i offer some Recommendations in this sorrow time?

  • @snowman2116
    @snowman2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "i've fallen and i can't get up because Gray refuses to let me."

  • @JeremyFinch42
    @JeremyFinch42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    News article: Local florida woman dies from viral infection in her hemorrhoids.
    Gray: This is the exact reason I subscribed to Vox news.

  • @kawaii_fluffles1743
    @kawaii_fluffles1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Me: scroolin through recommendations
    Me: sees a video with hemorrhoids in the title
    Me: definitely a Graystillplays video

  • @modernmusic52
    @modernmusic52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "polycystic ovary syndrome. that sounds awful" it is

    • @thetruesopop
      @thetruesopop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm stupid, what is it?

    • @modernmusic52
      @modernmusic52 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thetruesopop basically lots of reproductive issues, shitty periods, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetic issues, sometimes coupled with fatigue.

    • @thetruesopop
      @thetruesopop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@modernmusic52 ah, sounds like hell

    • @modernmusic52
      @modernmusic52 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thetruesopop it's very much hell

    • @thetruesopop
      @thetruesopop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@modernmusic52 I just realized this was a year ago lol
      Thank you for actually informing me despite this

  • @Klekowksii
    @Klekowksii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    5:34
    "Does it hurt to pee?"
    "No."
    "Is it hard to see?"
    "No."
    "I am diagnosing you with HPV."
    "Aw."

    • @errorcluckstv
      @errorcluckstv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      doctor Mario [happy-go-lucky music intestifies]

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      8:37

    • @Reynsoon
      @Reynsoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He also does Brentalfloss's STD's: Gotta Catch 'em all!

    • @azure-cladassassin5425
      @azure-cladassassin5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "You've got mononucleois, halitosis, scoliosis -
      15 days is my prognosis, you need red and blue pill doses!
      You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
      you'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of meningitis!"

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azure-cladassassin5425 As I said, deleted it. If you choose to delete the one I'm replying too, I'll delete this one as well.

  • @Slight-Confusion
    @Slight-Confusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Gray:" Hmmmmmmm, let's kill characters named Karen with Hemorrhoids!"😀

    • @clearlysky00
      @clearlysky00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kile C I wonder what goes thru his head 😂😂

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yup

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael Scott: "I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!"

    • @win132001
      @win132001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also Gray:"That was a pain in the ass!"

    • @faisfaiz4353
      @faisfaiz4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact: I actually have 2 hemorrhoids on my asshole 1 it's from last year and other 1 from few days ago. It hurts like hell when you use sharp stuff to cut this thing off. The only option i just need to is only drink ginger.

  • @marko9610
    @marko9610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Sorry, you can't sit here"
    "Megan? I can't sit anywhere. I HAVE
    hemorroids~"

  • @LianFenn5891
    @LianFenn5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Game: * doesn't have a character limit on the name.*
    Gray: * Writes a whole damn novel* That is very much adequate!

  • @HAXAD
    @HAXAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Challenge: Write the entire "Bee Movie" scrip as the name of the disease.

    • @errorcluckstv
      @errorcluckstv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      write every single news report about "Florida man" as the name of the disease

    • @feloniousphil7398
      @feloniousphil7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *_O H G O D N O_*

    • @apollyanna
      @apollyanna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it should be her last name. The entire bee movie script. as her last name

    • @iamshookadoodledoo649
      @iamshookadoodledoo649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya like jazz?

    • @yooseul__
      @yooseul__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no no the message at the start from bees trying to fly

  • @LeviathanSushi
    @LeviathanSushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Satanic Mutant Hemorrhoids" sounds like a kickass name for a death metal band.

    • @LeviathanSushi
      @LeviathanSushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, as someone who's had hemorrhoids before, Gray's description of them feeling like "a hot poker repeatedly going in and out of your rectum" is painfully accurate.

  • @carpicabeckers6029
    @carpicabeckers6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm italian and i can confirm “youwillbespewingoutrectalfireuntilyoudie”
    is one of the most common italian name of the center regions

  • @AngryGerbils
    @AngryGerbils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "The longest, most painful, drawn out death."
    So, life?

  • @SirCuddlesWorth
    @SirCuddlesWorth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    With the way my Health/Conditions are all f***** up, I'm starting to think Gray is in charge of my life, after seeing this...

  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Imagine dying in an incredibly drawn out manner- only to hear God laugh at the end

    • @carl9022
      @carl9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Weebus Christ are you giving us hints, my Lord?

  • @ClawvsDoge
    @ClawvsDoge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You can’t sit with us!”
    *”Actually, Megan, I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids!”*

  • @moraleader9140
    @moraleader9140 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When gray says “ we’re not doing that” it is so funny.

  • @MrBlobs
    @MrBlobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Random Person: Wow what a great day, look at the beautifu-
    Gray: HAEMORRHOIDS

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Scott: "I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!"

    • @ishipitlikefedex2610
      @ishipitlikefedex2610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AcTuAlLy, MeGaN, i CaN't SiT aNyWhErE, i HaVe HeMoRrHoIdS!

  • @Jetfox967
    @Jetfox967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Every single Karen: I fear no man, but that thing. *Hemorrhoids* it scares me.

    • @darkmonger6244
      @darkmonger6244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then: Take me to your manager

    • @titanicseaturtle3808
      @titanicseaturtle3808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Instead of hemorrhoids its gray

    • @moakikuchi5237
      @moakikuchi5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jetfox967 I fear no manager but that thing...

  • @junipersr
    @junipersr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gray: "Polycystic ovary syndrome, the sounds awful"
    Me, a person with PCOS, "It is. It really is."

  • @Nina-fc8ey
    @Nina-fc8ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:53 Um Gray? Have you been drinking tonight? What's Irritabulwow" ?!

  • @tkb5726
    @tkb5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “This is an Italian name.”
    Aah understandable.

  • @joe_mama2399
    @joe_mama2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    No one:
    No single living soul:
    Gray: more rectal death, dammit!

  • @loveroses4556
    @loveroses4556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Gray: randomly pees when coughs or sneezes
    All the girls: wait a minute, that sounds lik-

  • @Zanda641
    @Zanda641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Karen trying to make a reservation
    "alright so table for two, may i ask for your name?"
    "yes, my name is Karen Bloodystoolspewagehowfarcanyougoapparentlythereisnoendingtothenamethatyoucouldgiveyourtortureesorrykarenyouwillbespewingrectalfireuntilyoudie"
    "and how do you spell that"
    "Its B.."

  • @souci1295
    @souci1295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "You can't sit with us"
    "Actually megan I can't sit anywhere I have *hemorrhoids*"

    • @swingingduck8960
      @swingingduck8960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      souci 12 YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT. I LOVE YOU

    • @souci1295
      @souci1295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@swingingduck8960 I couldn't find it so I made it myself, you're welcome

    • @dola6354
      @dola6354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tratarataraaaa

  • @ayarriba9093
    @ayarriba9093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Well it was a pain in the ass but we finally did it”
    I like what was done there.

  • @chalkwarrior5542
    @chalkwarrior5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    For everything else, he says the name of it, but for AIDS he just goes "Jesus".
    Fair enough, man. Fair enough.

    • @symtxlt245
      @symtxlt245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I forgot, what does AIDS stand for?

    • @Koyomix86
      @Koyomix86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Symtx LT it stands for acquired immunodeficiency syndrome but since this was 3 days ago you probably looked it up

    • @symtxlt245
      @symtxlt245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh thanks i actually didn't look it up

  • @DangerousDerp
    @DangerousDerp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "It was a pain in the ass.."
    You're damn right.

  • @ISplimeI
    @ISplimeI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    2:03 is beautiful. I feast off of human screams. Kinda like Monster's Inc.

  • @Thaghettosprincess
    @Thaghettosprincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just got absolutely horrible news and was crying really hard. But Gray playing games and torturing their characters can always make me smile. This is exactly what I needed tonight.

    • @evangault1392
      @evangault1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope you're feeling better, one stranger to another, have a like

    • @Thaghettosprincess
      @Thaghettosprincess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evan Gault thank ya sweetheart

    • @evangault1392
      @evangault1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thaghettosprincess of course, have a nice day

  • @pandaempirethatsme3821
    @pandaempirethatsme3821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gray in February: kills people with hemorrhoids
    Gray now: carving planets.ExE

  • @glaciaswasthebestwebcomic8992
    @glaciaswasthebestwebcomic8992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:58
    “Recital fire”
    Damn that is straight fire

  • @fisheegoob1968
    @fisheegoob1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Actually, Megan, I cant sit anywhere! I have HEMORRHOIDS” -Vine, the good ol days

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Me: “Mom, I want Plague Inc.”
    Mom: “We have Plague Inc at home”
    Plague Inc at home:

    • @limenka.
      @limenka. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think its from the same developers

    • @DemoDaBoi
      @DemoDaBoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@limenka. it isn't.

  • @koopatroopa7968
    @koopatroopa7968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:13 The flatline sound played just as I lost a game against a villager in the campsite.

  • @athenadrakul1400
    @athenadrakul1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:51 WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

  • @hibana364
    @hibana364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "It was a pain in the ass but we finally did it, we got Karen killed" from... hemorroids?
    I see what you did there 😂

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know if Gray knows what he did there but it was great anyway

  • @Huntertheoneandonly
    @Huntertheoneandonly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I care here like:
    actually I can’t sit anywhere! I have
    *Hemorrhoids*

  • @bluebirdmoment
    @bluebirdmoment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    12:30
    "It has been a pain in the ass"

  • @meghanmclean4137
    @meghanmclean4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “What kind of job helps its employees?!?” 🤣

  • @MarsyJ0
    @MarsyJ0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Alright so we're checking out the only guy that can make any game hilarious. It's GrayStillPlays

    • @WednesdayAddamsMW
      @WednesdayAddamsMW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More screwing up games in hilarious ways, damn it!

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know what this game needs? A FullLiquorBar! (funky music) 😀

  • @PantherCat64
    @PantherCat64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Oh, Alcoholism, I need to get that quickly!"
    Yeah try and say that out of context to someone.

  • @umbuchscui
    @umbuchscui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:15 god making me:
    Me: BITCH I CANT BREATHE

  • @themeaning2587
    @themeaning2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:01 rust... kaboom

  • @izimatsara
    @izimatsara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Yt: 95 comments
    Also yt: *doesn't show them*
    Me: fine keep your secrets

    • @idk-iu8vn
      @idk-iu8vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boomer*

    • @aquajasper
      @aquajasper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That happened to me lol
      It only had 3 comments tho owo

    • @aidan2727
      @aidan2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@idk-iu8vn thank you boomer

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      None of the comments around here are ever worth reading.

    • @aidan2727
      @aidan2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AgentTasmania ok boomer

  • @lepusarcticus5363
    @lepusarcticus5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "It's not a party until Kidney Stones show up!"
    This absolutely made my day!

  • @haden636
    @haden636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love how the full name just sits there 😂

  • @blutiggrimm5504
    @blutiggrimm5504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No one:
    The German language: 6:41

  • @chari9291
    @chari9291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "It was a pain in the ass but we finally did it"
    I see what you did there

  • @chipemily6949
    @chipemily6949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This channel be giving off some "If you're looking for creative ways to kill people then this is your place" kinda vibes lmao love it
    Hope everyone has an amazing day :)

    • @11037idasMDK
      @11037idasMDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks bruh,and yes this the channel to know how to haave fun killing people

  • @vinnylatoria4478
    @vinnylatoria4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gray is an SCP. He takes pleasure in making simulation humans suffer as much as possible.

  • @VIPER-pz9xz
    @VIPER-pz9xz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Satan: Well, i just wanna say i'm a huge fan.

  • @firespreader2629
    @firespreader2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “You can’t sit with us”
    “Actually Meghan, I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids”

  • @Zanta100
    @Zanta100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Grey: Well that was a pain in the ass
    ....YOU DONT SAY???

  • @moemoethecoolest
    @moemoethecoolest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:53 it's not a party until KIDNEY STONES show up

  • @-jestacrow-9644
    @-jestacrow-9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gray.. He never ceases to amaze me with his level of... " creativity "

  • @Weygand_
    @Weygand_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Karen: *literally dies slowly and painfully*
    *happy music starts playing*

  • @abrady0
    @abrady0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    When you are morbidly obese
    And have anorexia . Everyone thats ever had anorexia: what the fric

    • @nathalievanhecke6436
      @nathalievanhecke6436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was once obese but are struggling with anorexia now , definitely possible. First i was diagnosed with atypical anorexia till my weight dropped low enough for the doctors to diagnose it with anorexia nervosa . Lost 130lbs in short period

  • @CrusadingJello
    @CrusadingJello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Karen's colon, how are you feeling?"
    "Saaaad."

  • @cheyenne2328
    @cheyenne2328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Well that was a pain in the ass"
    Well placed, Gray. Well placed.

  • @paiget7265
    @paiget7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This HAS to be on a shirt please
    “MORE RECTAL DEATH DAMNIT”

  • @Noitanis
    @Noitanis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like how Gray went through all the symptoms like a child in a candy store XD

  • @peytonburnsed2196
    @peytonburnsed2196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine being so depressed it keeps you alive longer.

  • @kenziehurlock
    @kenziehurlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wasn't sure if I wanted this game, but Gray has convinced me to buy it.

  • @mzemsh7187
    @mzemsh7187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When I see torture in the title I’m watching

  • @CharlieCat18
    @CharlieCat18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Right after he says “MAJOR DEPRESSION” at 8:15 I got an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends and the fact that it rhymed has me cackling on the floor rn 😂

  • @the_radio_demon-1933
    @the_radio_demon-1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The doctor diagnosing all the symptoms:INHAILS

  • @christineholt8391
    @christineholt8391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Remember kids. Don't try this at home. Try it at your grandma's house at her birthday party.

  • @leonanorris9922
    @leonanorris9922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I'm not gonna lie the *rinal* system-"
    I'm sorry. The *what* ?

    • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
      @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said Renal he just stressed the letters wrong

    • @2137xd
      @2137xd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 yo what up mui goku

    • @HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto
      @HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Renal, as in kidneys, bladder etc. The parts of your body that filter the pee chemicals out of your blood.

  • @KuniBunny13
    @KuniBunny13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Polycystic ovarian syndrome... that sounds awful and not as lethal..." It's not fun, but it sounds worse than it is on a regular day xD

  • @ashes3875
    @ashes3875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    me who has bronchitis and is now scared for my life: 🕳🚶

  • @sophiebaker3907
    @sophiebaker3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "yeeeeeehh HPV!"
    Such a gremlin lol
    Also him ending the video with "well it was a pain is the ass" is very fitting

  • @Twinklethefox9022
    @Twinklethefox9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Either I'm super early or everyone wants death by Starbucks

  • @carolineladage2736
    @carolineladage2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    as a person with a hemorrhoid this is hilarious

  • @Nina-fc8ey
    @Nina-fc8ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:37 Yeah...her immune system has already shut down so the chances of survival are like....0 XD

  • @sirmigueloidyt6118
    @sirmigueloidyt6118 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes. Just what I need before heading to bed after watching the terrifier 2.