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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ค. 2023
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Yo stevenhe can you help me with my math problem it says write on the line the elapsed time in hours minutes and seconds
9:20:15 am to 11:25:10
Bro… let’s go.
I presume it’s in military time, not am or pm.
9 to 11 is 2 hours.
Add another 4 minutes and 55 seconds to go from 9:20:15 to 11:25:10
Time elapsed is 2 hours, 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
@@StevenHedidn't know you were cool like that
@@StevenHe Lol
Chat gpt exists-
@@HabitualDeep chat gpt sucks at maths
“you’re my supplier? I am your farmer!” You never fail Steven 🤣🤣🤣
I thought he said "You are my father!"
@@Jack-ne8vm Darth Vader but he's Asian. that would be a good skit but I don't think that will survive copyright strikes
@@arnavm7383 Plot Twist: "I am your Mother!!"
@@junwai913 That works!
What a twist!!! 😱
"I thought he could only afford a Beeforghini" is a killer joke. I nearly choked on my drink. Seriously funny writing, well done Steven.
HAAAAAAA
I can only afford a Chickenorghini
@@wilhelmbuzzkyll So rich. I can only afford Waterorghini.
I can only afford a Macaroni
I only have Ravioli
My grandmother and her brother were arguing over the check a few months ago and he literally tackled her over the table to get the check from her... We're not asian, but goddamn I will never forget that.
🤣🤣🤣 who won? How old were they at the time? I have so many questions 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@cynacist1823 Lol the brother did. They're in their mid 60s and they're twins. Plus my great uncle works out a lot lol so tackling my grandma probably didn't hurt him at all. And it didn't really hurt my grandma because he didn't want to hurt her but like it sure startled her lol. And saved her over a hundred bucks lmao
@@SavvySaxy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The dedication. The commitment. The fact that they're twins. Everything about this is giving me life!
@@cynacist1823😂😂😂😂😂
A "Lamb" borgini!!! I freaking lost it xD Steven, you are always cranking out gold
Imagine if Steven got his own Netflix show, this man is an ultimate Asian comedian
bruv just announced one
Even better. I got the Steven He channel
@@echodolphonian5729 r/wooosh
@@StevenHe yyyyyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhhh
@@StevenHe It’s free. 👍🏾
Sneakily paying bills while pretending to go to the bathroom is almost like a tradition where I was from. Very accurate!!
Won’t lie, thought that was the end and had him beat. The “go ahead and refund the whole order max” was definitely something I didn’t see coming.
I have actually done that. Then came back and said, "Guys, no need to get up. I've already paid".
Hilarious!
seriously xddd?? why??
Reply 5
This is basically what my mom does when someone decides to pay for their share of pretty much anything. It feels like it could grow into a fist fight at any moment 😂😂
"I AM YOU'RE FARMER" go me ded like💀
I like how generosity turns into a fight for seniority status 😂
Hahahahaha for real
Haha yeah all of china/Japan is like that most of the time pride is worth more than life 💀😂
@@fbiman9643I mean Japan made Vegeta
@@pauloazuela8488 💀💀💀
It's a very common thing in Southern European countries too. My grandma would pretend she was going to the toilet and when she was back she said she paid already. Sneaky 🤣!
I was literally at the asian grocery store a couple days ago watching a woman and her dad fight over who paid for the groceries, and the poor cashier was standng there like "👁👄👁"
I have been in that fight. I have also come back to my car after class with a note on the windshield saying 'we bought you groceries, they're in the trunk'. How did you find my car in this ridiculously big parking lot? Missing persons departments just need to hire Asian aunties.
must have been a battle for the ages
@@acatnamedm4529 holy shit what.
@@acatnamedm4529 I read that in Stevens voice. "How da hail did you find my car leh?!"
Ahh..how did they unlock your trunk?😮
Was cracking up watching this one - reminded me of my dad and my uncle. Then seeing you beaming talking about your new TV show just made me so happy. Wishing you all the best.
1:51 It was over right there lol, no coming back from that.
Just wait
It's so funny, I'm Chinese and I was literally telling the story to a friend less than 20 minutes ago about how my parents, aunts, and uncles all competed to pay first when we finished a meal at a family reunion or a meetup. They still compete to this day and my aunt won that last time.
This is just paying wars
Huh so that’s why my parents tell me to block my relatives into the corner when they ask to pay
It's the trip to the bathroom trick that you have to watch out for
@@jace1113 oh yeah my friend got me off guard last time we went for dinner 😔
@@mighty_munch you have to ban everyone from going to the bathroom
The fight for the bill gets epic in my family. To the point where my mom and aunties go to the bathroom together so no one can use that to sneak off and pay. So one time my auntie got really tricky. She said "that waiter is so handsome, I wonder if his father is single?" Then she got up and told us she was going to ask for his father's number and we were all laughing so hard or dying from second hand embarrassment that we didn't notice that she actually went to go pay the bill.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus christ.
lol let her pay if she wants to, wtf, so dumb
wow ! creative
Second level auntie!
Omg I love your videos and then seeing you at the end. You are an amazing actor and your expert grasp of facial expressions, and accents, and nuances is insane! I root for you and I hope you achieve everything! I am so happy you are getting to see your dreams start to materialize, you deserve it and I can speak for everyone here that we are so proud of you!
The ending of the video where Steven expresses his dreams and gratitude really made me stop and smile. I have a OCD rule where I don’t subscribe to channels cause it’s not really necessary but I did here just for you Steven as a reminder to myself to be kind and hard working!
I am Chinese and my parents can definitely relate to this every time we eat with friends. It was so awkward every time witnessing the fight over the bill as kids lol.
The real master fakes fighting for the bill but then loses at the last second
They were setting the example.
"I'm going to the toilet"
pays the bill
@@utasau4526 fr hahahaah this one
As a kid to asian parents this is 100% accurate xD My proudest moment was when I pulled the bathroom trick on my parents when I got my first paycheck :D
AYyyYYYYY yoooooooo that's hype
What a move!! 😂
Yep. My mom faved trick. However, there was one time that my mom told me to "use the restroom", I got told by the staff that the "uncle" (mom's friend) already paid for the entire meal ahead of time.
He winked at me when I got back to the table.
Yeah 1/2 my family is Japanese and they pretty much trained me in this same style of check warfare. My Japanese big sister in law pretty much told me growing up that if you are on a first date with a Japanese girl and you can’t pull off the “pay the bill without her knowing” move, you’re already below average
@@user-ye6ty9ie8g not here in dah west. Beetches expect free meals and sheetz
how the waiter suddenly has long hair at 1:10 minutes
The reason why the video cut after “I am your farmer!”
BFC: I own the planet!
Steven: I am your God!
I'm so happy that you achieved you dream Steven. In the end, the real treasure was the failures we met along the way :)
Failures together strong. I appreciate you brother
@@StevenHe OMG ITS THE REAL DEALLLLLL
Is this a RB reference
Good meeting you all
@@titotito._. I think so
This is way too accurate. My family usually goes out with 15-25 people..... it takes a good 20 mins before we decide on who pays
DUDE the waiter...
@@StevenHei guess the waiter is living up to their name. They are in fact waiting
BRO SAME LOL it becomes a full on brawl while the waiters just stand to side enjoying the show, trying to accept someone's card before they are dragged away by somebody else trying to pay
You all should split. No single person should pay for 20 ppl. That's crazy.
As an asian I'm guessing this is actually a few family. Siblings with kids and going out with parents? Each sibling should pay for their family and share cost for parents.
@@RonLarhz First of all, it's a matter of honor & privilege. good luck trying to convince anyone over the age of 50 otherwise, especially when they're loaded. & then, paying for 20 ppl ain't actually that much of a big deal on such occasions. uncles & aunties who would fight for the bill like that, have no problems even paying for 100 if the family actually gets that big.
Thank you! You genuinely make my day better, I love the creativity and humor. It's nice to have some wholesome comedy with some originality. Your personality is the best part! 🙏👏💯
The face 😂😂😂😂😂 1:03 😂😂😂😂😂
" He got a Lamborghini! I thought he could only afford a Beeforghini" made me laugh way more than necessary. Keep up the amazing work Steven, and congrats for your show !
Such an incredibly humble person. Steven deserves all the success in the world.
His words at the end moved me so much they gave me EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Most people gain an attitude by fast success. Look at this dude, truely inspiring.
@@breadyegg for real man 🥺
Congratulations on making the new show. Amazing how fortune can sometimes smile upon us in unforeseen ways! Thank you for years of laughs👏👏👏👏👏
We love you, Steven He, your a very special person and I just hope you know YOU are loved and appreciated.
I'm from the Netherlands but my wife is from Vietnam, last time we were there at a family reunion dinner in Vietnam this is exactly what happened. The whole family was fighting at the end of the meal. Eventually the one that "won" only had to pay for 8 beers and everyone was super confused. After we had ordered the food I went to the bathroom and also paid already. I got mad respect from the aunties for my sneaky bill paying game 😂
As a Vietnamese I can confirm we're good at this bill paying game
I do the same thing, except I like to pretend I'm skipping out on the bill after.
I speak for the whole of the Netherlands, that you have betrayed your country, your kin and your king. How dare you pay for the whole bill, instead of splitting it evenly and let everyone pay with a Tikkie?!
Nooooo but Dutch people like to go Dutch?! Have I met the wrong Dutch people?!
Hahahah gaining the aunties respect, that's another level man
0:56 "A Lamborghini?? I thought he could only afford a Beefborghini"
That got me dying so hard-
This went from a bill to giving away as much free stuff as possible to the other person.
Huge congratulations on your show Steven! I'm proud of you for all that you've accomplished and for reaching such an ambitious goal. Thank you for giving back to your community, and continuing to produce amazing content without a paywall. It's always a wonderful thing to see people who create great entertainment thrive despite not aggressively monetizing everything.
Take care man!
😂 his Failure Management sweatshirt is 50 bucks though 😅 I bet they were made by Steven's dad in China when he was a little boy for 5 bucks and he had to fight 2 lions and walk uphill both ways on one foot just to get to the factory and work 26 hours a day while also making Beijing Corn from one seed at the same time lah. 😅
Lol. I usually sneak to the bathroom and give the waitress the card first. Total master. 😂😂 Steven you’re so witty.
I do that too hahah
My dad and grandpa do this too 😂
@@StevenHe omgomgomgogmo
@@StevenHe omg you made my day!! You’re my favorite fellow creator. I started my channel because I was inspired by you and Jennie. As an Asian we are not encouraged to be creative. Practically, I’m still an attorney in Hollywood. If you ever need an attorney I’d love to support you. ❤️❤️❤️
I did that today against my father-in-law. I’ve lost too many times to him.
I was always sooo embarrassed as a kid when we went out to eat with all the relatives and they started shouting/fighting over the bill. Now as an adult I’m thinking I’d have to save up to be able to go out to eat with family cause I’d have to try to at least fight for the bill and be able to pay if I actually won! 😂😂
I think I’m the only Asian that split the bills with friends or pay separately, we never ever fight for the bills lol
@@thorsonofodin3210 I don’t fight for the bill with non-family. I’ve only had a meal with my relatives once as an adult after leaving home and I don’t remember who paid the bill and how it was decided. 🤷🏻♀️ And I never did have many Asian friends! Maybe American born Asians don’t take on the tradition of fighting for the bill.
@@SaphStitched I think Asian-American are just broke or cheap haha
Even with family, I let whomever pay lol 😂
Had to fight for the bill everytime Im going out with my GF.. This is what happen when you date people that make the same as you. Honestly, I rather this than seeing all those entitled western women who think that its a mans job to pay by default.
Absolute gold. Keep up the good work man, this household loves your episodes.
This was your best skit in a long time. I loved it!
You missed the part where they bid their farewells and then both of them find a wad of cash in each other’s bag or coat pocket 😂
People are normal. Capitalism makes us monsters.
@@drunkvegangal8089 Reciprocation of this kind is the foundation of humanity. It played a central role in our success, as overlords and annihilators of the planet.
Yeyy us.
@@drunkvegangal8089 Sorry but you and I are in absolute agreement.
@@trixylizard6970 wow this is the most sane exchange of comments ive seen in youtube
I live in England, if you go to dinner with family then you better check everything is still in your pockets when you leave
"I'm still the same reject" 💀
Also DAMN the TWIST "you're my supplier. I am your farmer😌" 🤣🤣
big facts. CEO of failure here
@@StevenHe 🤣🤣
LOVE THIS AND I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU STEVEN!!!
Been with this channel close to when it started growing. We will always believe in both of you.
I love how humble Steven is by making his own series and making it available for free! This just shows he isn't doing this for the fame or fortune, he does this because he enjoys his craft. A round of 👏👏👏to Steven everybody
I literally get to do my favourite thing and call this a job hahaha all thanks to you
Yes, he does this for the audience.
@@StevenHei like how you started doing steven vs steven dad and now you doing shocked stevens dad vs whatever you can think of. Im guessing you did run out of asian dad vs disapointment son cultural things to do but honestly shocked steven dad is alot better. You had me almost dead on the steven dad vs us hospital prices. Maybe you could do another one of steven dad vs shocking high prices?
We've known all along that Steven wasn't doing it for fame or fortune. He is doing it to try to prove to his dad that he's not a FAILURE!
Steven's dad: You're still a failure! (Probably)
Man, we are so invested in this. Make more of Asian dad stuff. It is hilarious and relatable.
Maybe one day we get to see Steven He's Dad Senior!
Can't wait for your new project ~ Good luck with filming and production!
This guy is genius. I really do hope his new "show" is successful. Good luck Steven.
As an Indian this is so true and when family goes for dinner they normally take 1 hr in deciding who will pay plus this applies to online food delivery also for family dinners.🇮🇳🙏
Yeah, this is also very common among Arabs.
Sorry, us Chinese already paid 1 hour before the meal started.
@@kusazero 😂😂 the pay wars lol
That is so true 😂
@@kusazero omg bruh🤣
I think Steven getting to do something he wanted to do his whole life has helped heal my emotional damage. I look forward to seeing your show!
I didn't know this was a fresh video, and I searched online for Joe Normal. Turns out to be some really mediocre band, without any scifi.
@@trixylizard6970 he actually made me laugh out loud 😂 I didn't do that for months 😎
Same!
Congrats on all of your success Steven! Thank you for all the laughs
We need a sequel where one of them pulls out a katana made of credit cards.
That is not only brilliant, but technically also extremely heartwarming and great attitude. You pay once, I pay the next time. It's a give and a take. Well done!
Hahaha don't worry about it...
Very relatable.
I’m white and my family is like this. We went to a restaurant my cousin owned and they fought over who got to pay the bill for ages. Then the waiter told us it would be free (due to the owner) and my family still wanted to pay. 😂
WHAT ok I'm too cheap to relate to that
Same I'm too poor to relate.
@@StevenHe
Yes. Ang moh feels that if u love your family you shouldn't take advantage of them.
Meanwhile us asians are cheapskates and sometimes even emotional blackmailing family to get free stuff.
Personally, I'll like free stuff but i DON'T demand/be passive aggressive about it. 😂😂😂
Yeah I’m Nigerian American and we went to my Nigerian Uncle’s restaurant. When I tried to pay, he said, “its my restaurant, why would you pay?” And then he proceeded to go ahead and pay. When I asked, he said, “Its my restaurant - how could I NOT pay at my own restaurant?”
That Beefborgini joke killed me. Great skit as always man!
Honestly you make some of the best skits on TH-cam, you deserve the praise and attention. I can't wait to check out your self produced sci-fi series!
I was gasping for air throught the video..... what can I say? Steven never dissapoints!! And I gotta say... The most accurate rendition of Asians fighting over bill 👏👏
Yeah - sneaking off to pay the bill in advance is a real thing.
Yep and he just forgot when the other person pays the bill and you're not looking we leave the money in their purse 😅😅
my mom and my aunt did the same thing a few years back while my cousin, sister, and I awkwardly watched them race to the cashier XD
This was like a game of Uno where you spend the whole round just giving each other the Reverse +4 cards on every turn. 😂
WOW that's a battle for the ages
Such a good analogy!
OOPS!!! All +4s!
@@ConsiderItHealth Thank you. I was like what does this remind me of, and then it hit me. 😂
Steven: cash only
Also Steven: scans card to pay
I love your skits, and you work so damn hard, I'm looking forward to following your success.
Steven's Dad was just toying with that guy the whole time
... you can't be faster than someone that operates outside the laws of physics 😂
I like how he just has a can of it
Binod
Keep ‘em coming, Steven. You are awesome!
Seeing that smile as he talked about his dreams coming true was the ebst thing I've seen this year. Always supporting, keep the priceless content rolling.
Thank you too man, good luck!
I'll do my best.
Steven he turned FAILURE into Success.
Mad respect.
“He’s tipping his house…for some BEIJING CORN???”
*puts down 麻将 tokens*
You bring a smile to my face every week Steven, thank you.
Crying, throwing up, so proud of you.. love seeing people's dreams come true, and on top of it, you're humble about it and giving back, that's an A+++++++ in my book.
Thank you violet ❤, please don’t throw up😂
@@StevenHe hahaha dw..cant wait for ginormo, it will be epic.. 🤗
Throwing up??
We appreciate Steven He's dedication and hard work. God bless him and everyone here.
Hardest working Asian dad
@@StevenHe You're a Dad too?!
@@StevenHe omg omg omgo momgomg mom its stevenevnven
This was so hilarious as a fellow Asian when my parents go out and I need to go with them they always fight for the bill! This was so funny cause I could really relate to it 😂😂😂
Could have gone even longer like "im your farmer"..-" i made your farming tool "
"i made the Steel that made that farming tool"
"I am your miner"
One time I got into this kind of war with one of my friends. In the end I relented and let him pay the bill. The whole day he was suspicious of me, thinking I would slip some cash into his wallet or something. When he got home I called him and told him to open his book. I had hidden the cash inside his book and he screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Over the phone. Happiest day of my life
Facts thou shalt not make the homie pay for the meal
😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Beefborghini" 😂 Hilarious. Great to hear about the new show, it's well deserved.
All thanks to you. I'll do my best
This isn’t a fight for generosity. It’s a fight for superiority
“I AM YOUR CORN” would have been a great next line
I AM YOUR FARMER
Best line of the century
Good first comment
Asian version of "I AM YOUR FATHER"
@@smokescreen100 Yessir
@@vito6197 HAHAHA yeah 😂
Exactly lah😂😂💯
I'm actually so stoked for his show. So glad you got to live out 12 year old Steven's dream!
Star Wars: I am your father.
Steven He: I am your farmer.
2:25 - I am your farmer.
2:26
Hahahaha" Im your farmer" broke me down to tears..hahahahah
This video was actually comedy gold great work😂
Nice now I can go and buy a beefborghini
@@StevenHe omg omg omg
Best failure management ever 3:10
as asian i can agree that we fight over the bill until the bill pays itself
I like how this implies that both of them prepped for this moment by paying for the meal in like 5 different ways.
Paying the bill on the way to the bathroom is almost like standard operating procedure for Chinese gatherings. I've had people literally dropping off their credit card with the cashier the moment they walk into a restaurant.
yeap.. went out with my friend for brunch and happen to meet her uncle's family, we immediately called for the bill to be settled directly after our order, he regretted not claiming the bill immediately when he found us dining in the same place😅
and the most epic thing after the covid era, some places let u pay without asking for bills since u can scan the QRcodes to see the receipt and process payments while still seated at your tables...(imagine everyone pulling out their smartphones like cowboys) the battle was intense🤣🤣
weird perks of asian culture~
Man , this comedy is a nice break from all the serious stuff in the world. Bringing smiles to faces and making people laugh is a wonderful thing.
Steven's dad arguing with the old Mexican
Omg Steven, that ending was so sweet. You’re so smart and so funny that you deserve all the good coming your way.
The amount of production quality is noticed and appreciated.
Nicely done. Great show.
Thank you sir
"I am your FARMER!" left me dying inside. Comedy gold. Can we have a part 2???
Dreams do come true! Keep doing a excellent job Steven I'll be ready for watching that series.
He took “I am ur father” to a whole new asian level 😂😂
I'm not gonna lie, I shed a tear in the end. I'm happy for you, making your own childhood dream come true. Very inspirational. Look forward to seeing the GINORMOOOO!!! WOOO! \m/
I did too but I cut that part out😂😂😂 thanks for being here for me sega
@@StevenHe what is this for why the crying
“Steven, join the dirt side”
“I, am your farmer”
NOOOOOOOO
@@StevenHe YESSSSSS WE HAVE TO MAKE IT
This video got more plot twists than an Alfred Hitchcock movie
"i am your farmer" - wise words from asian guy
USING A SWITCH DOCK AT 1:10 LMAO i cant
1:57 It should be called A++FC instead of BFC
BFC is for Beijing Fried Chicken
No A++A++A++
No it should be called F-FC
"A Lamb- orghini?!"
Yuo im crying rn
OMG, the Lamborghini vs Beeforghini joke killed me 😂😂😂
I am loving how Steven He is still such an amazingly cool and chill guy even after all the success he’s gotten. Can’t wait to see his new show! 😁
This kind of humility is to be expected from the CEO of Beijing Corn.
It's not hard to believe in you, Steven. You're a great comedian and a wonderful young man. 🤗
Thank you man. I appreciate you so much
@@StevenHeYou are very welcome, Steven. You make this old grandma smile with every video. 🤗
@@StevenHe DAMN BRO SAID "MAN" SHES A GRANDMAAAA 😭
@@sirquackerrb8715 lol It's quite all right. Still makes me smile.
@@amream10 :D
"I'm your FaRmEr"
Me: "IM DA CORN"
🤣
Congrats on the TV series. That was thoughtful. Wish you all the best making your dreams come true. ❤