G.I. Joe: The Movie - Nostalgia Critic

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  • The most over the top American kids movie is back. It's crazy, it makes no sense, and it's amazing! Nostalgia Critic looks at G.I. Joe: The Movie.
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    G.I. Joe: The Movie (also known as Action Force: The Movie in the UK) is a 1987 animated film spin-off from the animated series G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero,
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  7 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    Nicolas Cage is back next week!
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    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Channel Awesome He forgot pissing and vomiting

    • @wardenofherheart4940
      @wardenofherheart4940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I want the Nicholas Cage opening for next weeks show!!!!!!!

    • @dmwanderer9454
      @dmwanderer9454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Channel Awesome Review Birdemic please.

    • @jbtesquiretheseventh5556
      @jbtesquiretheseventh5556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DM Wanderer Considering how much faster his subscriber count has grown these past few weeks, gaining an extra 1000 every 2-3 days, he may do one of Birdemic, or another non-nostalgic based review before you know it.

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THIS IS NOT OVER! BEARS!!

  • @JalekokRespawn
    @JalekokRespawn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    The movie is so American that it was animated by Toei Animation; a Japanese animation studio...

    • @HyperVegitoDBZ
      @HyperVegitoDBZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      JalekokRespawn back when toei could animate

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Asians animating American shows is SO totally American, fam!

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Japanese animation was cheap then, now it's all Korean

    • @lukeh2556
      @lukeh2556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      outsourcing the job to asains yep that's pretty American

    • @nikypercea
      @nikypercea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      don't be so suprised A-1 studios Japan did "Magi" the oriental version of bleach (with weapons powered by djins and yes it better than the original bleach) and it get's all things right.... granted it is an alternate reallity where arabian nights meats medievla china but still loved it a lot....
      It is odd that the critic never mantioned that this is actually an anime and not a 100% american cartoon (like centurions and swat cats) but yeah it is a classic in it's own right :D

  • @TheADzioba
    @TheADzioba 7 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    It's been 30 years and GI Joe: The Movie still hasn't been selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress. When will this injustice be corrected?

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      welp, I guess its just the pirates doing all the proper preservation as always. (and some public libraries too perhaps)

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's because Library of Congress are a bunch of bitches

    • @koolmckool7039
      @koolmckool7039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I go and force them to do it at gun point.

    • @TheDoctor2007
      @TheDoctor2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What should also be put in the National Film Registry or tv idk is Edgar and Ellen unfortunately only so many episodes were release on two dvds :/ also only got 26 episodes so bummed to hear that some episodes are missing

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because GI JOE hasn't been called in on that mission yet

  • @thegamingaristocrat7615
    @thegamingaristocrat7615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Imagine you're in a board meeting and somebody's phone goes off "COBRALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA LAH!!!!"

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Do what the phone does.

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What if the board meeting was at cobra command headquarters?

    • @Smashboi76
      @Smashboi76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yoda908 then they'd just complain about the guy not silencing his phone before the meeting

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Smashboi76kinda wonder then what the HR department is like there. Is Serpentor the head of HR?

    • @Smashboi76
      @Smashboi76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yoda908 I think that would fall to destro

  • @ActingandGames
    @ActingandGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “I need to calm down with some Canadian.”
    “It’s a rape whistle.”
    OK, maybe not that part of Canada.

  • @80gradescrewball58
    @80gradescrewball58 7 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    "Send them to G rated hell!" My new favorite slogan

    • @1slayer959
      @1slayer959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      80 grade Screwball
      here here

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought that was the Home for Infinite Losers. I don't know how to 80s.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      80 grade Screwball That intro was too hype, now i gotta calm down with some Canadian...
      *(Blows Rape Whistle.)*

    • @mayormccheese2641
      @mayormccheese2641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      80 grade Screwball I heard that just as I read this

    • @loranddeka
      @loranddeka 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amerigasm!

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    NC: "I need to calm down with some Canada. *sniffs maple syrup*
    "It's a rape whistle."

  • @TheNathanScot
    @TheNathanScot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Hogwash! Your leadership has been pompous, pusillanimous and pathetic!" Brilliant dialogue, better than non-cartoon movies today.

    • @altarush
      @altarush ปีที่แล้ว

      Cobra Commander should have proved it by starting another terrorist organization. Clearly, anyone on High Cobra command was jealous of him.

  • @salvation7362
    @salvation7362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    My parents would never buy me GI-Joe toys growing up. They were hippies and didn't like the war mongering that it showcased. I pointed out that in GI-Joe, no one ever dies... even when planes are shot down, the pilots parachute to safety but in Star Wars (which they bought for me since the movies came out) people die all the time. Point being... don't be smarter than your parents. Christmas' suck after that and now I know and knowing is half the battle.

    • @DetarakoRax
      @DetarakoRax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Case and point your parents suck

    • @michaelchirgwin5516
      @michaelchirgwin5516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Well, warmongering can exist independent of violence. The Joes are a military organization, after all. I never saw the show (it didn't really air in Australia), so it'd help if you could answer this: are the Joes ever shown to be in the wrong? Even a little? Are they ever shown to be making a bad call, overstepping their responsibilities, or in any way flawed and fallible? Because if our stand-in for the American military are shown to be this perfect force beyond reproach then... yeah, kind of propagan-tastic.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Doctor Carrion you didn’t see the whole part of this movie where the brother is a screw up soldier, and his self-serving choices lead to the escape of a bad guy and other soldiers being injured??
      While this was basically military propaganda, it wasn’t fighting the “soviet scourge” but an non-national military force, who wanted to rule the world. They are shown making mistakes, which lead to nhaving to retreat, or surrendering to the bad guys.
      That’s more reality than SW with its ultimate message of: all empire supporters(even Luke’s childhood friends, and almost like himself) are evil, and killing them by the millions poses no moral quandaries.
      Even a soldier who was brainwashed, forced into indentured servitude, trained to kill, and forced by genetic manipulation to always follow orders.
      You seem to be wanting personal conflict, and anti-hero’s, in a CHILDREN’S TV show / Movie. There’s a major difference in the intended crowd for Star Wars, and a GI Joe cartoon.

    • @kwakupnk
      @kwakupnk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      people die all the time, it just isn't directly shown.

    • @Alphasnowbordergirl
      @Alphasnowbordergirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually, that might make it way worse. It's glorifying war to children who will have in the back in their mind that no one really gets hurt from conflict. If a plane is shot down, the pilot will be fine. In essence, your parents were correct. However, if you have good parents who teach their children that in a real war, people die and suffer and should not be taken lightly, then sure, letting kids watch G.I. Joe will cause no harm. But there will always be those group of parents who will let the tv raise their kids.

  • @kennymartin5976
    @kennymartin5976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I'd bet he was just practicing for the cobra Christmas pageant:
    "Deck the fields with GI Joes, Cobralalalalala lala la la!
    Praise to cobra, joes are shmoes, Cobralalalalala lala la la!
    Don we now, our snake apparel, Cobralalalalala lalala la la la,
    Join us in our evil carol, Cobralalalalala lala la la!!"

    • @royepic3504
      @royepic3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kenny Martin 😂🤣

    • @scantopup2226
      @scantopup2226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      now I want to see a gi joe christmas movie with serpantora in it

    • @sousay2000
      @sousay2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kenny Martin your hired

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats the shit right there

    • @SerpentorTheEmperor
      @SerpentorTheEmperor ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Merry Christmas to the Shredder, Cobralalalalala. ;).

  • @OnDavidsBrain
    @OnDavidsBrain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    The only way this opening could be more american was if the Joes had a Sentient Cheeseburger duel welding machine guns with Bald Eagle wings wearing a Ten Gallon Hat and using the Flag as a cape!

    • @Godzilla-mq5zv
      @Godzilla-mq5zv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      1TrulyMad
      While wearing sunglasses,with a nuclear detonation in the background.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      WE NEED TO COMMISSION THIS. THIS NEEDS TO BE REAL.

    • @MexiGojira
      @MexiGojira 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Google "Mattel's Food Fighters" and surprise yourself.

    • @jerichamesclammay3107
      @jerichamesclammay3107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1 TrulyMad burgers are German. But steaks are American.

    • @guyincognito8043
      @guyincognito8043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, "Sentient Cheeseburger" is capitalized (the first letters, that is)? Are these the shadows of the things that will be, or are they shadows of things that may be?

  • @blasianboi8212
    @blasianboi8212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Cobra Commander sounds like Starscream swallowed Rita from Power Rangers headfirst and they are both struggling to speak.

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Starscream and Cobra Commander are both voiced by same Actor.

  • @Killjoy45
    @Killjoy45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Watched this movie with a friend while being super high and when the "he's gone into a coma"-part was on we both expressed out loud the most honest: " *What the Fuck?!* "
    We were blasted, but still that part felt so stupid it actually snapped us both back into reality for a second.

  • @Amesang
    @Amesang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I'm reminded of that Season 3 _Transformers_ episode that featured a cameo from Cobra Com- …I mean, "Old Snake."
    _"They don't make terrorists like they used to! Coooo-braaa-cough-cough…"_

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Old Snake"? Is Transformers Metal Gear Solid now?

    • @fhb3
      @fhb3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Amesang That episode was a classic. And don't forget Marissa Fairborne's father (Flint) popping in during season 3.

    • @RoyalRoseTrue
      @RoyalRoseTrue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cobra sounds like G1 Starscream.

    • @CallicoJackracham
      @CallicoJackracham 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's because both were voiced by Chris Latta

    • @RoyalRoseTrue
      @RoyalRoseTrue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How does he make such a high-pitch voice?

  • @whitherwhence
    @whitherwhence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    This might be an unpopular oppinion (I genuinely don't know), but I like the way the Kobra Commander sounds. It's unique, and I still think the anger in the voice actor's performence ends up rather intimidating.

    • @stephenmarco2927
      @stephenmarco2927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I don't think anyone hates his voice but they like to make fun of it because it does sound silly but there's a certain starscream-esque charm to it.

    • @whitherwhence
      @whitherwhence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Stephen Marco True. I see the funny in the voice.

    • @isaacgleeth3609
      @isaacgleeth3609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      STARSCREAM COOKIES!!! THEY'RE MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE-CING!!

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was the same man. Chris Latta.

    • @AlphaProto
      @AlphaProto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chris Latta had a very unique voice. It would rip most vocal cords to shreds, but he got a lot out of it.

  • @ravenmanchester5516
    @ravenmanchester5516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    So no one noticed that Cobra comannder sounds just like starscream?

    • @monsterhunter66
      @monsterhunter66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Raven Manchester they have the same voice actor

    • @George-Hawthorne
      @George-Hawthorne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@monsterhunter66The voice of Starscream is often the voice of Cobra
      Christopher Collins= Cobra Commander (G.I. Joe A Real American Hero), Starscream (The Transformers)
      Michael Dobson= Cobra Commander (G.I. Joe Spy Troops. Valor vs. Venom), Starscream (Transformers Unicron Trilogy)
      Charlie Adler= Cobra Commander (G.I. Joe Resolute, Renegades), Starscream (Transformers Live Action)

    • @hatcellucard599
      @hatcellucard599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Decepticons, attack!

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was the same guy. The late Chris Latta.

    • @PrinceRawD
      @PrinceRawD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well that is a little weird. Almost as weird as GI Joe Steeler sounding just like Autobot Wheel Jack. Almost as weird as Cobra Empereor Serpentor sounding just like Autobot Leader Rodimus Prime. Or, or...almost as weird as Autobot Bumblebee sounding just like Spider-Man from Spider-Man and his Amazing friends. But nothing beats this type of weird. Autobot Leader Optimus Prime sounds just like the narrator for the Voltron intro as well as the Ramrod CPU from Saber Rider and The Star Sheriffs and as Cindarr from Visionaries. Gee I wonder why

  • @JonathanRossRogers
    @JonathanRossRogers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how the Statue of Liberty's torch is still internally lit, an alteration that had been made in 1916. The movie was made while the statue was being restored, including replacing the torch with a gold-plated one like the original design.

  • @Mark-yn4vl
    @Mark-yn4vl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    "He's gone into a CoMA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA!"

  • @grummanf-14tomcat8
    @grummanf-14tomcat8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "OH NO! Duke is dea-'SLEEPING!'"

    • @ShadowsegaExaid
      @ShadowsegaExaid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DragonRiderW16 And he went to the Dream World.

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DragonRiderW16 he was sent to the shadow realm!

    • @BATCHARRO
      @BATCHARRO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "I can see their parachute! They're ok!"

    • @pmf98
      @pmf98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nice futurama reference.
      "They fight for the heck of it because they like to, here comes GI Zapp!"

    • @rambler2701
      @rambler2701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'll avenge him you heartless b-BASTARDS!
      ...It's cool if I say it.

  • @SpiderkillersInc
    @SpiderkillersInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The head of Cobra actually reminds me of Zahhāk, the serpent tyrant from Iranian mythology. He had two monstrous serpents on his shoulders, which had to be feed with the brains of two people everyday.

    • @monsterhunter66
      @monsterhunter66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spiderkillers, Inc Wow... that's fascinating. Maybe that was the inspiration for Serpentor's costume. I need to research this.🤔

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, so that explains why the snake-headed guy in the Galaxy Warriors line was named Sahak.

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was in the Shanemeh, in Iranian Myth he was an actualky three headed dragon.
      If he was baed on Zahhāk from the Shanameh is the inspiration that implies that he was curropted by some higher, unimaginably evil force.

  • @Steelstriker
    @Steelstriker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I remember watching this as a boy with my grandmother. the opening alone made me say Yo Joe! for close to a month. I still love this movie. YO JOE!!!

  • @popecorkyxxiv2363
    @popecorkyxxiv2363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    No laughing at Chris Latta's Cobra Commander voice! That voice was responsible for half my favorite bad guys from the 80's. Cobra Commander, Starscream, Kravex, D'Compose and more. Between him and Jim Cummings that's pretty much my childhood right there.

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought cobra commander sounded like starscream from the original transformers and finding out they were both voiced by the same person that's a surprise and a half

    • @houldenmelville5530
      @houldenmelville5530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and yet I toke this masked villain more seriously than Obito, but that's probably because he didn't look like the Looney tune logo as a face.

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexconn7473when you take that knowledge and combine it wth Gi Joe and transformers actually had a crossover it becomes a little more fascinating. Something Michael Bay wanted to do in live action.

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      K?.

  • @saphirawinters7028
    @saphirawinters7028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    It's a G.I. Joe movie....SO WHERE THE FUCK IS SNAKE EYES?!!!!!!!!!

    • @pathevermore3683
      @pathevermore3683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      in the comics being badass

    • @saphirawinters7028
      @saphirawinters7028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Path Evermore true, I guess. But it would be nice to see him be badass in the movie.

    • @DediJ8k
      @DediJ8k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He was in the movie. He's even in that opening action scene, being awesome.

    • @chickenalaking1319
      @chickenalaking1319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He got eaten by giant asparagus.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Saphira Banes he got grabbed by the giant tentacle plants about 30 minutes in than shows up for the finale.

  • @smileyboy2021
    @smileyboy2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That random Denny’s “merica” bit was both necessary and funny

  • @Jeloren
    @Jeloren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I was a huge Gi Joe fan as a kid so it makes me so happy to see NC finally do a review of this movie. The opening is probably one of the greatest things ever and I love how the animators managed to cram basically every major Joe and Cobra character ever in the tv show into it.

  • @ryanspees2857
    @ryanspees2857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    All of Cobra Commanders lines sound like Starscream groveling at Megatron's feet!

    • @peucoman
      @peucoman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      he's actually voiced BY Starscream himself

    • @TheRukus37
      @TheRukus37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christopher Collins is a champion.

  • @TemplarWarden
    @TemplarWarden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Now I want to see Nostalgia Critic doing the more recent GI Joe movies.

  • @jonathanrobinson8926
    @jonathanrobinson8926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Fun story, I haven't visited this movie in so long. I always thought Duke did die in this movie, I probably didn't even know what a coma was when I last saw this. This review has been a huge revelation to me.
    That being said, even back then I knew that a lot of this was done to push new action figures. I was a very cynical child.

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    We are the Renenenenenenenenene-GADES!

  • @spookyrosev6467
    @spookyrosev6467 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    **watches CNN...while in Japan**
    I miss Snake Terrorists

    • @mintyfresh1889
      @mintyfresh1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SpookyRoseV *metal gear intensifies*

  • @Kentama
    @Kentama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    American idea, Japanese animation.

    • @louiscyfear878
      @louiscyfear878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Seriously.. That's how I taught my nephew about capitalism.

    • @bluespaceman7937
      @bluespaceman7937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good example!

    • @HaohmaruHL
      @HaohmaruHL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kentama not the only time. Transformers too. And sometimes even Airbender cartoon, together with Korea.

    • @coreydoyle4702
      @coreydoyle4702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Japanese animation is on point though. Let 'em do what they're good at.

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing wrong with that. Nation of humanity. :)

  • @oneinathousand2156
    @oneinathousand2156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I lost it at "Cobra-lalalala!"

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My to I could almost not get air oh my goodness that's was fun 😂😆😁

    • @thedrifter3821
      @thedrifter3821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lalalalala-LAAAUH%^&*

    • @forestcat8079
      @forestcat8079 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😁

    • @usamazahid3882
      @usamazahid3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @spyfreakm1
    @spyfreakm1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "I need some Canadian to cool off" *grabs maple syrup which patented in Vermont*

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Canadian province of Quebec is the world's largest supplier of maple syrup.

    • @jukab9292
      @jukab9292 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s pretty funny

    • @IrieMangaStudios
      @IrieMangaStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Close enough...

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, it's just next door.

  • @cloverchan1008
    @cloverchan1008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The Cobra Call part made me spit out my water in laughter

    • @WendyMG247
      @WendyMG247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaity Klutz LMAO 😂 YEPS!

    • @VeritasA4G
      @VeritasA4G 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kaity Klutz Every time me and my siblings watched this as a kid we had to rewind the opening scene at least once just to have a good laugh XD

  • @kristofgriffin384
    @kristofgriffin384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Much as I find Cobra Commader's 80's voice to be hilarious and Chris Latta did a wonderful job; nothing beats Charlie Adler's intimidating and creepy performance that elevated Cobra Commader from being a joke to a threat. Speaking of which, does anybody else remember G.I. Joe Renegades?

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remember!...I wish that had gotten 2nd season. :(

    • @Justanotherblackman
      @Justanotherblackman 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      kristof gergely Nope, but I do remember G.I. Joe Xtreme!

    • @camerongrow6426
      @camerongrow6426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The one throwaway line with Breaker's conspiracy theory suddenly makes sense.

    • @TheGreyhoundGames
      @TheGreyhoundGames 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Er...could you remind me which one that was?

    • @TheonlyWelc0mematt
      @TheonlyWelc0mematt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Manuel Alberto Romero
      Season 2 is not going to happen. the series creator died

  • @prince_o_hyrule2457
    @prince_o_hyrule2457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    CoBRALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
    -Nostalgia Critice, 2017

    • @mostmelon
      @mostmelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am I just crazy? I don't hear the last high pitch La. It just sounds the same as all the rest.

  • @tokubrony9447
    @tokubrony9447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Okay, Serpendor's 'COBRALALALALALALALA!!' battle cry had me in stitches.

  • @Dreamstrangely
    @Dreamstrangely 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Anybody want a peanut?" I died at that part! XD

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dreamstrangely I thought that was the best part until I got to "Come on, I'll sing for you!"

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Cobra commander is basically starscream with more scream,
    No wait
    Thats just him talkimng,
    He is probably one of my favorite villains just because his voice.

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That faceless cobra guy sounds like Starscream 😂

    • @tritonk1759
      @tritonk1759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same voice actor.

  • @silasruedin9566
    @silasruedin9566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    If your American pride has been suffering lately, watching this movie is a fun yet perfect cure for that.

    • @climber6420
      @climber6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No just listen to real american, or play just cause 3

    • @jeshonloonskin4176
      @jeshonloonskin4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have Canadian pride

    • @ngairebarr1708
      @ngairebarr1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've got British pride ☕☕🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @silasruedin9566
      @silasruedin9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ngairebarr1708 Don't lose that pride!

    • @tannisarmaroah6919
      @tannisarmaroah6919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what could you possibly be proud about as an american?

  • @bananawal8215
    @bananawal8215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    'Snake Thunder cats' is pretty accurate

    • @Sarah-zf1kp
      @Sarah-zf1kp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thunder! Thunder! THUNDER! THUNDER SNAKES!!

    • @forestcat8079
      @forestcat8079 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarah Grimes
      I was just about to say that

    • @TheBlazicans
      @TheBlazicans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They also could be related to the snake men in Masters of the Universe

  • @wayneigoe6722
    @wayneigoe6722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This makes me sad. My dad was a big G.I. Joe fan. but he passed before this episode dropped.

    • @monsterhunter66
      @monsterhunter66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wayne Igoe my condolences

    • @lobstereclipse6170
      @lobstereclipse6170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MonsterHunter 66 I haven't seen such a respectable comment since 1947

    • @amiepecaut6707
      @amiepecaut6707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wayne Igoe sorry for your loss

    • @jacquesmovies3633
      @jacquesmovies3633 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am sorry to hear that. This is a enjoyable movie. The movie is much better that Nostalgia Critic makes it out to be. I watched it so many times as a kid.

    • @chrisdooley6468
      @chrisdooley6468 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry to hear that. I'm glad you have good memories of him like that 🙂

  • @deltaprime3509
    @deltaprime3509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The best G.I. Joe characters are snake eyes and storm shadow for me.

  • @heyitscj7726
    @heyitscj7726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You missed a perfect joke!!!! When Cobra Commander said “fool”, insert the video of Gilbert Gottfried shouting “YOU FOOL!” on Hollywood Squares.

  • @dimitriamiathefriggingbatt6552
    @dimitriamiathefriggingbatt6552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    And no one's going to question the unholy scream The Nostalgia Critic emits at 3:04?

    • @Godzilla-mq5zv
      @Godzilla-mq5zv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dimitri Amia The Frigging Battle Medic
      It's his fangasm scream.

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's because BOOMER... WILL LIVE.

    • @Prairielander
      @Prairielander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if he screams like that in bed. :P

    • @Chaoticstorm
      @Chaoticstorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the very rare fan boy squeal

    • @briankelly130
      @briankelly130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the sound Nic Cage makes when they take his face off.

  • @Adamguy2003
    @Adamguy2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can't believe I never realized that was Burgess Meredith voicing Golobulus! That guy really could play any role!
    I, too, miss the days of snake terrorists.
    Oh, and two great moments in this movie that the Critic never mentioned:
    1. In the scene when Golobulus is explaining the reptile people's history, there's this little exchange that I have always found freaking hilarious for some reason:
    Golobulus: "(re: The primitive cave people that emerged after the Ice Age) Eventually, they evolved."
    The Baroness: "(Glancing at a few of COBRA'S more crude and thuggish henchmen standing around looking like total morons) If you ask me, some of them did NOT evolve."
    2. (I'm REALLY surprised the Critic didn't mention this, as he, like me, was clearly a Sergeant Slaughter fan) In the film's climax, not only does Sergeant Slaughter single- handedly defeat Golobulus's main enforcer/ muscle with his bare hands, but then as he delivers the final blow, he bellows "AND THIS IS FOR *THE WHOLE USA*!" I seriously expected the Critic to highlight that scene, cheer on Slaughter, and possibly have another Amerigasm!

  • @Frey_2026
    @Frey_2026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm not gonna lie, in my opinion, Doug is the funniest when he's in the chair talking to himself. Not in the extremely elaborate skits with a huge cast, but when he's in the chair freaking out.

  • @moonlitgamer6663
    @moonlitgamer6663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I think I became more American just by seeing the opening.

    • @thcecko1
      @thcecko1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

    • @rumble-roses
      @rumble-roses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then I became Japanese after reading all those animation credits.

    • @RuminatingRaptor
      @RuminatingRaptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s how it starts.

    • @Grudgebearer4life
      @Grudgebearer4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You did!!!!

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_~SHOUTING THE BATTLECRY OF FREEDOM!~_*

  • @artydomi2466
    @artydomi2466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    An Angry Joe cameo would have been perfect!

    • @onebadmothertrucker6407
      @onebadmothertrucker6407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yo Joe!

    • @jackisaboy5663
      @jackisaboy5663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Artydomi AGREED

    • @joestrummer6268
      @joestrummer6268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

    • @purewitz
      @purewitz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah, Joe could have done his Corporate Commander character. LOL!

    • @gustavofring8709
      @gustavofring8709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Artydomi I don't know....with Joe's war against his own subscribers he probably wouldn't have had time to do it

  • @cutter4597
    @cutter4597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    If only sargeant slaughter would have been in the movies. His character was 90% why i liked the show

    • @TFIGBassPlayer
      @TFIGBassPlayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He would not need a big part but it would've been awesome to see him playing himself in a real G I * Joe film.

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was going to be in one of the live action movies. I personally would've liked to see him instead of Brandon Fraiser. Would've made much more sense.

    • @chheinrich8486
      @chheinrich8486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he Was in only what 6 episodes of the cartoon

  • @cjwrench07
    @cjwrench07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I remember watching this multiple times, when It first came out on VHS, at my birthday party. My friends and cousins all had tons of GI Joe toys. That’s one of my favourite childhood memories, of spending an entire weekend playing GI Joes and watching this movie and the cartoons.

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    What? Nostalgia Critic reviewed G.I. Joe without Angry Joe?
    BLASPHEMY!

    • @thomasplummer8103
      @thomasplummer8103 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly, as much fun as I would have seeing Joe Review this, this was just about the perfect review as is. Doug was sharper and more on point with humor and timing than he has been in years, and there was a sense of genuine enthusiasm.

    • @Fubukio
      @Fubukio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nostalgia Critic should've at least let Angry Joe cameo this review, it's be a lot more hilariously entertaining.

    • @umphreak9999
      @umphreak9999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      didn't you hear, joe's on vacation from his hectic schedule of crapping out sub-Jahns level movie reviews and sponsored content

    • @FatherAxeKeeper
      @FatherAxeKeeper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      what does angry joe have to do with gi joe aside from sharing a similar, extremely common name? stupid comment is stupid.

    • @Airosteh5th
      @Airosteh5th 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Father AxeKeeper
      He sometimes wears a Cobra Commander mask when doing skits about game companies.

  • @albert453able
    @albert453able 7 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    So this is where AngryJoe got his inspiration...

    • @bunnyboyking5215
      @bunnyboyking5215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      albert453able Yeah. Meanwhile I don't hate AngryJoe despite the controversy. I don't care if a TH-camr decides to go on a break. And if fans are being whiny & unsatisfactory that they can't stand something different. Then I couldn't care less if he rightfully tells them to shut up.

    • @thatnerdyguy8701
      @thatnerdyguy8701 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      albert453able yeah.

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bunnyboy King I think the fans are in the wrong with this one. Bunch of ungrateful cunts.

    • @ghostwiener1262
      @ghostwiener1262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A-Carmine916 Nice burn dude! I stopped watching when he realized that he review First Person Shooters more often than not.

    • @browning2471
      @browning2471 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think he might be talking about the theme

  • @popoutstudios5227
    @popoutstudios5227 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun fact. The thing cobra commander was sprayed with began turning him into a literal cobra, who kept chanting "once a man".

  • @chasethehuman8465
    @chasethehuman8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wasn't this the movie where Cobra Commander says
    "I was once a man" too many times to count on one hand and you didn't reference it a single time why?

  • @Metalguy40
    @Metalguy40 7 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    So does this mean you'll review Transformers the Movie from 1986?

    • @AiRJacobs
      @AiRJacobs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hope so.

    • @autobotyscorner6404
      @autobotyscorner6404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, that one was actually good

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Junghoon Kim He doesn't just review bad movies.

    • @JJtheSNKKid
      @JJtheSNKKid 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope so.

    • @James-mq8mh
      @James-mq8mh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oohh yes please

  • @realironsquid1701
    @realironsquid1701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    The Cobra commander sounds like starscream

  • @alexbarfield5248
    @alexbarfield5248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I just watch the opening. Over and over.

  • @canaanclb
    @canaanclb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Will always love yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu FOOL!

  • @GuyontheInternet525
    @GuyontheInternet525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    This looks amazing for the 80s

    • @AutoArtemAuto
      @AutoArtemAuto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gotta love that hand drawn animation.

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Arigatou gozaimashita, Toei Animation!

    • @AlphaProto
      @AlphaProto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, the short cuts computers give have made a lot of 2-D animation look bad.
      I thought computers would help to make animation better. It's just made most animators lazy, and the animation has gotten worse.

    • @jacquesmovies3633
      @jacquesmovies3633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watched this movie so many times as a kid. Its good.

    • @fallouthirteen
      @fallouthirteen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Computers can be a big help. Unfortunately it also helps the people who have no idea or care what they're doing to make something passable.

  • @mackdebruin999
    @mackdebruin999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    What? No Angry Joe cameo? This review was primed for it! What's Joe been up to anyway?
    *checks channel
    Oh..........

    • @ShadowsegaExaid
      @ShadowsegaExaid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Mack Debruin Bah Screw Angry Joe he's being a whiny little bitch.

    • @ZadnoleyaEdits
      @ZadnoleyaEdits 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mack Debruin what happened to him?

    • @ShadowsegaExaid
      @ShadowsegaExaid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ZadnoleyaEdits He went on vacation after he fed up on people mocking and criticized him. That's what he gets for making a very stupid video on Nintendo.

    • @TheMetastasia
      @TheMetastasia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which stupid video? Can´t find one specific about Nintendo.

    • @HyperVegitoDBZ
      @HyperVegitoDBZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shadowsega V2 Joe is such a fucking wimp that is amazed that people are mean to each other on the internet

  • @rackroll4405
    @rackroll4405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The two best words in this movie: Nemesis Enforcer.

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That opening was so American Captain America himself is jealous of it.

    • @lukelandis3090
      @lukelandis3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, Steve would be proud of it. He’d probably personally compliment the Joes too.

    • @thescreenslaver8520
      @thescreenslaver8520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luke Landis
      I’ve always imagined seeing Captain America team up with GI Joe to fight against Red Skull and Cobra.

  • @MiXVoy
    @MiXVoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    this is already better than the live-action movies

    • @XxHordakxX
      @XxHordakxX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yo, the movies are soooo boring.

    • @MiXVoy
      @MiXVoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the plot twist of the first was just cheap and embarrasing, and the Zeus satellllite from Retaliation makes the Weather Dominator from Revenge of COBRA looked ridiculous.

    • @maxxsteele9396
      @maxxsteele9396 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bitch, this toon was made decades ago so how could it be "already better" from the past. Your intelligence is only overshadowed by your view of the obvious.

    • @MiXVoy
      @MiXVoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's because some people in my turf they didn't know about the animated movie for the first place before watching Stephen Sommers' suckfest

  • @TheTruestZero
    @TheTruestZero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Don't lie, comment section...
    You thought Nostalgia Critic was going to review the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra movie.

    • @DeathGodRiku
      @DeathGodRiku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zero The Bloodedge yep

    • @FeyScribe
      @FeyScribe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I did

    • @Thegamingdude115
      @Thegamingdude115 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zero The Bloodedge maybe....

    • @ClaudiaRamos-ov3xh
      @ClaudiaRamos-ov3xh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did, but then we got something much much much more incredible xD

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would have loved that.
      But then again, i wouldn't have gotten this: *Cobralalalalalalalalala!!!*

  • @tealfruitstudios1620
    @tealfruitstudios1620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    seems so starscream... cobra comander. problably because it may be the same actor.

  • @doggomations3656
    @doggomations3656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I need to calm down with some Canada!" When he said I legit thought he was gonna play "It's a rape-whistle..." Gold.

  • @Excalibur-Sonic
    @Excalibur-Sonic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I feel that Cobra Commander sounds what G1 StarScream would as a human.

    • @SASPAT31
      @SASPAT31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jackie Jones same voice actor

  • @wess9900
    @wess9900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Dying just builds character."
    *stares at Borderlands*

  • @raikobi
    @raikobi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This review was amazing, shorter intro, straight to it, fun to watch, light hearted! My favorite reviewer :)

  • @jinhunterslay1638
    @jinhunterslay1638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Fun Fact:
    The Statue of Liberty was made in France.

    • @usamazahid3882
      @usamazahid3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      True, and was gifted to the US.

    • @dr.killson7355
      @dr.killson7355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then we stole it

    • @usamazahid3882
      @usamazahid3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dr.killson7355 *WRONG!!!* It was gifted. Not stolen.

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was originally made for Egypt

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no shit

  • @alongwithalex7871
    @alongwithalex7871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I absolutely lost it when he started singing "And I will Always Love You"! OMG that was hilarious! This is easily one of my new favorite reviews!

  • @RoyalRoseTrue
    @RoyalRoseTrue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    60% of comments relating to Trump
    35% of Comments relating to G.I's Uber-American Mind or Mindless Cobra
    5% Triggered People
    I think this review is too American for everybody to handle.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen

    • @Beremor
      @Beremor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best comment I read so far.

    • @guyincognito8043
      @guyincognito8043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can I get a 0.1% for my Tick comment?

    • @RoyalRoseTrue
      @RoyalRoseTrue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes you can Guy.

    • @guyincognito8043
      @guyincognito8043 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's so odd to be referred to as "Guy". Usually people just call me by the whole thing on the TH-cams. It's not as if Guy is my name.

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just saw this in theaters last week, and the opening alone had me grinning from ear to ear.

  • @reptilitronousprime9213
    @reptilitronousprime9213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I don't hear anything like Homer's scream when the exaggerated Cobra war cry commenced

    • @williamhiers1280
      @williamhiers1280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The end of it, he meant, when it goes high-pitched on the last "la."

  • @degenerate3288
    @degenerate3288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "send then to G rated hell"
    -Nostalgia critic 2017

  • @silvermoonlight4520
    @silvermoonlight4520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    So starscreem is cobra..... huh

    • @nimblehealer199
      @nimblehealer199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Silver Dash yep

    • @brendanlowe8080
      @brendanlowe8080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep. And fun fact: Cobra Commander appeared in a Transformers episode.

  • @crawdaddyOKC
    @crawdaddyOKC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    AMERIGASM!

    • @kyletanking
      @kyletanking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the freedom is leveled are falling captain

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Murica, murica, ohhhh, Muricaaaaaa.

    • @jukab9292
      @jukab9292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MURICA!!! FUCK YEAH!

    • @seanshogun1957
      @seanshogun1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captain I’d like to report the badass levels are off the charts

  • @murdermusprime7065
    @murdermusprime7065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wanna hear Cobra Commander argue with Starscream over who sounds like who.

  • @sananaryon4061
    @sananaryon4061 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Dying just builds character"
    Critic, have you been reading Calvin and Hobbes again?

  • @Rozdlc
    @Rozdlc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Omg, ty for this. I remember watching this with my brother (who loved watching the old G.I Joe show) on the Hub. I just thought it was so over the top, it was awesome. I had completely forgotten how hilarious we found the Cobralalala war cry until you mentioned it.
    Also I found it weird how Duke never showed up again after being put into a 'coma'. Huh now I know. And knowing... Yeah you get the idea.

  • @johng.3740
    @johng.3740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    All the GIJoes speak English with some variation of an "American" accent. Most of the leadership of the Cobra Organization speak English with a European Accent. In some cases you can nearly identify the area of Europe from which they originate: for example the Baroness - A Balkan European Accent, Destro - An accent from the Continent of Europe, Cobra Commander - How a Reptilian would sound if it were born and raised in Europe, Zartan - A cockney British Accent, Major Blood - Cockney British-Australian Accent. Also NOTE the Cobra organization is headed by what is most likely a shape shifting snake like person, nowadays known as a Reptilian. Are the producers of GIJoe trying to send us a message?

    • @riveraharper8166
      @riveraharper8166 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same as Star Wars. Empire people please used mostly british or posh.

  • @questworldiangreenknight7455
    @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂
    Seeing Doug get this excited was fun!!! 😂😂😂👏
    Me and my little brother loved this show!!!!

  • @gizmofrompizmo2177
    @gizmofrompizmo2177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    One thing I did not expect from a GI Joe movie was lizard people.

    • @monsterhunter66
      @monsterhunter66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gizmo fromPizmo Lizard People are Awesome.

    • @gizmofrompizmo2177
      @gizmofrompizmo2177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm not arguing that point.

    • @guapounggoy
      @guapounggoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You should listen to Alex Jones more. He'll tell you all about the lizard folk.

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark Markham I feel like Alex Jones should've just been a voice actor for GI Joe stuff, lol.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Could you image how awesome it would have been, if they recycled that plot line for the live-action movie. It easily becomes a Billion dollar movie, just on the weight of being bat shit crazy.

  • @WampaStompa1996
    @WampaStompa1996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Energy Sauce > Ragu

    • @theragingwampa8137
      @theragingwampa8137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wampa Stompa1 Hello Brother!

    • @David315842
      @David315842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dial Tone needs his Ragu! :D

    • @courtneyhildebrand4394
      @courtneyhildebrand4394 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wampa Stompa1 laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @natereynolds8932
    @natereynolds8932 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The dude at the beginning of the movie with the yellow (or gold?) snake suit reminds me of the first villain from the first episode of the Berserk anime. Any one else?

  • @KatzenbachNYC
    @KatzenbachNYC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG!!! That Cobra battle cry had me laughing so hard I was crying with snot coming out of nose!! How have I not watched this before?? ROTFL! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mastervidxad5883
    @mastervidxad5883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Now, Nostalgia Critic has to review the Emoji Movie...

    • @Changeling9000
      @Changeling9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Master Vidxad 58 probably when it's out on DVD

    • @coolcomment8
      @coolcomment8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The thing is that everything he said in the Norm of the north review, he can apply it to the Emoji Movie. It's exactly what we expected.

    • @valdezsaihttam5871
      @valdezsaihttam5871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Master Vidxad 58 With Jacksfilms

    • @videodroid3807
      @videodroid3807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh so....nostalgic?

    • @mastervidxad5883
      @mastervidxad5883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ՏѦBѦH To see him suffer...it's funny to see a person suffer, no?

  • @sammylane21
    @sammylane21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This is 10,000 BETTER the whole Bay shit Transformers and recent two GIJOE movies!!

    • @chickenalaking1319
      @chickenalaking1319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sammy Lane
      I still get chills when that random Crimson Guard gets burned by the spore.

    • @stephenramos2824
      @stephenramos2824 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sammy Lane come man let's be honest......yes your right.

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ......There are two recent GI Joe movies?

    • @yungslyme4341
      @yungslyme4341 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sammy Lane that's cool but this has almost nothing to do with transformers

    • @fhb3
      @fhb3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Dexter Grif Well, other than the intellectual property of both TransFormers and GI Joe are owned by Hasbro...

  • @thatgeek8064
    @thatgeek8064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm so happy this review exists. This movie was my childhood and no one ever talks about it anymore

  • @Poever
    @Poever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    On the subject ofCobra Commander’s voice, Larry Hama wanted him to sound like Orson Wells, but instead he sounds like...this

    • @joeblaster8770
      @joeblaster8770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Commander's personality in the comics makes him like an Orson Welles character.

  • @piebrostheman
    @piebrostheman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    at 3;05 you can here Critics dolphin mating call

  • @cathaldaerobar4667
    @cathaldaerobar4667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What's with old cartoon movies based on TV shows being very dark?

    • @Godzilla-mq5zv
      @Godzilla-mq5zv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cathaldahero c
      They wanted to get a PG rating,back when PG actually meant something so that parents would have to go with their kids to the cinema.For this movie though,it didn't matter anyway,since it went straight to video.

  • @5W337Y
    @5W337Y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Thunder . . . THUNDER . . . THUNDER SNAKES, HOOOOOO!

    • @dragmaXE
      @dragmaXE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like “THUNDER SNAKES LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!”

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would honestly totally watch a 80's styled cartoon like that, we need more shit with heroic Snakes.

  • @admech590
    @admech590 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    COBRA-LA LA LA LA- IM SORRY, IM SORRY. BUT, WHAT THE FLYING SHIT AM I SAYING?!

  • @brandesmears6254
    @brandesmears6254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Am I the only one getting Starscream vibes off Cobra Commander?

    • @pathevermore3683
      @pathevermore3683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      both were voiced by the late great chris latta

    • @brandesmears6254
      @brandesmears6254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Path Evermore cool, the more you know

    • @jakejutras2733
      @jakejutras2733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      brandes mears Now you know! And knowing is half the battle!

    • @spengler2258
      @spengler2258 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      'LORD MEGATRON, YOU FOOL!'

    • @David315842
      @David315842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The late Christopher Collins (or known by his stage name Chris Latta) provided the voices for both characters as well as several others in the animated Hasbro universe. And since now you know and knowing is half the battle, you can now fight that battle........G I JOOOOOOOOOE!

  • @enjoiorange
    @enjoiorange 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Aggressively American is my new favorite phrase

  • @elizabethtrudgill8226
    @elizabethtrudgill8226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How can you laugh at Chris Latta? He's Starscream.

  • @zeng58
    @zeng58 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The serpent king wants to be like xena xD