I never bothered with the sequel and I doubt the first one is worth revisiting but yeah, Snake Eyes was probably the only character who they did justice
Missed a big sin. "This movie was NOT directed by Michal Bay." Seriously Bay was given Transformers and Ninja Turtles to make a mess out of but was left out of the one that actually would have fit his style.
There was 3 major sins not addressed in this video 1) Snake eyes having lips, and semi open mouth like he is shocked the entire time. 2) The subs crashing into the gate like they are aircraft 3) ICE FALLING UNDERWATER!!!!
I literally watched this to see if the sinking icebergs was mentioned lol I watched the shit movie for poops and laughs and was like “why the fuck are icebergs sinking?”
It seems snake eyes’s mask is made of thick rubber, so I believe the mouth mainly serves as a breath whole, and that explains why it is always semi open. They also wanted to create an illusion that the mask was so tight it made the lips visible. Still, I agree with you. The lips look very stupid, they should’ve discarded the “tight mask” idea and put some real breath holes on the mask (like the sideshow figure).
I remember some people say he looks like a Power Ranger with that mouth. Hell, this feels like a better Power Rangers movie than the actual (new) one we got in 2017. Whoops.
What I'm saying is the mask has facial features that in itself isn't race related the fact the character under the mask is white in a certain light could be seen as a form of blackface and I mean rare circumstances I think if snake eyes walked into minneapolis in the last few days and took off his mask in front of a full on race/police brutality riot it wouldn't matter if he could speak cos he wouldn't get a word out. A rare instance where it could be taken as racial! Nothing more Also before u start getting ideas of an angry race debate cool it I'm from scotland where we don't have racism have sectarianism thats 2 groups killing each other over wether god wants us to be nice and drink tea a lot or sing songs about how good he is to him every weekend and serve up young boys to his white collared Sunday workers
Not in this movie it doesn't. Watch it. There's a scene where the Ice cap above the gets blown up and Ice block start falling on the base below, forcing them to dodge falling/sinking blocks of ice.
When they first came upon the base and tried to figure out how to get in, Breaker states that there's all kinds of structures within the ice. This is what caused the ice to sink, however, the structure within wind gave to be pretty darn heavy to counter thre ice's flotation.
@@mohammedhussain5459 no. I've been here awhile. It's just funny. Even if they do this often I don't become numb to the their "sins". Just thought it was funny.
it’s made for kids of that time i can tell now i’m 18 it’s a pretty shit movie but i know how i felt watching as a kid it was completely different to me the industry is clever they know what moves to make😂
I didn’t realize half the cast of Mummy Returns was in this. I’m waiting for Evie to show up as a reincarnated princess who happens to be Baroness’s sister
@@isaiahpero7837 Arnold Vosloo and Kevin J. O'Connor (Beni in The Mummy, Mindbender in GI Joe). Plus Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje from The Mummy Returns. And I might have missed some.
But Snake Eyes wouldent be able to keep up with Wade Wilson plus, Snake Eyes silince would give Wade flashbacks too X-men origins. That would propebly end out with a very short fight scene unless Snake Eyes used hes super running speed
I'm glad it was largely ignored in Retaliation which technically is a soft reboot of the series And then the new Snaje Eyes movie is a reboot as well Damn. We get a reboot every gi joe movie at this point
Or if they'd just called him mindbender and waited for the sequel to introduce cobra commander, would've made more sense instead of waiting till the last 5 minutes to introduce the best known villain of g.i. Joe.
Agreed. If he hadn't been identified as Cobra Commander in this movie, I wouldn't have thought that's who he was playing. The character as it sits is kind of fun.
@@graymulligan exactly the doctor is a fun character who's whole thing is science for sciences sake no moral boundaries or goals beyond them. If they wanted to stay close to the comics they should've just made the commander a man who lost his son due to the Joe's, whether through inaction on their part or he was a member of the Joe's and cc wants revenge on the Joe's for it. I think another important detail would be if we never learn who cobra commander is other than his alias because that's kind of a big deal, to me at least.
If you've ever ridden a motorcycle in the rain you'll know raindrops feel like tiny rocks at speed, so the sunglasses actually make sense in this scene if he's not wearing a helmet
Now that we pretty much all know that the cliche of the black guy dying first in horror movies is false, I wanna make a new black guy cliche: "black guy in action movies is supposed to be funny but annoying to the audience".
Trying to revert to a previous checkpoint. tho what kills me is when those cops see a guy dressed in basically an ironman suit and just decided to walk up to him casually and punch him in the face. and immediately know how to take his armored gauntlets off likes its an every day occurance. You mean to tell me GI Joe didnt once alert the authorities at all they were operating there? doesnt that break all the treaties?
Not the best movie, but this was so fun when it came out! Tbh, my biggest issue was that the sequel threw away a lot of what it had built up in the first movie
That's my opinion on this as well. It was dumb fun like the first Transformers film, but not insultingly stupid like the Transformers sequels. I skipped G.I. JOE 2 simply because it killed off or recast all the characters.
@@selfmadetray5836 from what I understand a lot of the original cast didnt want to come back :\ I would have loved to have seen more sienna miller, rachel nichols and joseph gordon-levitt though
The only thing I liked about the sequel was Storm Shadow lived, and didn't lose. Down side of that was he became a good guy. the rest of the movie just didn't hold a candle to the first one. The first one is bad, but heck it kinda reminded me of Star Wars with the end battle so it was just enjoyable to watch.
@@gobzdzilla I mean, it's not TOO horrendously far off one of the Scottish dialects, it's just badly hammed up. Lots of your average Scottish people don't pronounce half their consonants, which yeah, makes it hard to understand. Making it a BAD accent doesn't necessarily fix that. Making it a CRISP accent, one that is accurate but with better pronunciation, does. In fact, it makes it sound more serious and therefore better suited for a villain. (Honestly i just hope that his character in the cartoon has a Scottish accent, otherwise i think it was a poor decision to give him one in this film, but that's just me. I'm guessing it really doesn't matter much for anyone living outside of the UK or even just outside of Scotland. But Jeremy said "is this a bad accent?" so as a Scottish resident i answered "yup" haha)
@@annemarievanpeer120 That's the problem, it's not so much that it's innacurate, its that it is so totally hammed-up that it's more like a parody. He's an actor, he must know that the way to get a natural unremarked upon accent is to underplay rather than overplay it, so it's clearly a stylistic choice. A wrong one.
Maybe he was thinking of the not so great 89 GI Joe by DIC Entertainment? They really did say Go Joe in that one. On second thought, they probably just got it wrong.
Not gonna lie, over a decade ago I was so obsessed with this movie as a casual Joe fan. Hell, as a Power Ranger fan I tried homaging this film for a Power Rangers Fan Film I was working on back in my 12th Grade year in High School (2010-2011) but the project had underwent a lot of problems hence later I had abandoned it. True story.
As a motorcyclist myself, wearing sunglasses in the rain is absolutely necessary if you don’t have a visor. Rain drops hitting your eyeballs at >35 mph is very painful and dangerous
Hearing Christopher Eccleston hamming up his Northern accent to a Scottish accent upsets me immensely. Just, just let him use his normal accent I'm begging you
Honesty I like this movie better the the sequel. This one is more camp and fun. The other just tries too hard to be "serious". That plus the ending with The Rock just blowing up the case causing all the satellites to explode is the definition of lazy writing. That alone makes me hate it.
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@@raydunakin It would literally be the intro then the tally of zero, and probably still get a million views. It would be a good April fool's video though.
Jesus Christ, I'm calling Thanos so he can wipe that movie out of existence for good, along with the dumbass people who're making it, and the sonic fanbase for wanting that movie to exist in the first place.
Absolutely nobody in the Sonic fanbase that has an above 50 I.Q. or not 5 years old wanted let alone asked for that abomination. Those idiot cucks at Paramount did that shit for casuals and to make a buck.
As someone from Scotland, threw the caber clear out of the yard makes sense, caber tossing is a game in the Highland games. It’s not a used phrase though, just means exceeding expectations.
We're looking at December based on when the Infinity War video came out, unless they do it in November around the time Stan Lee passed, which I could easily imagine them doing.
Also 11:03, he sins 'sunglasses in the rain' . This is why you should always wear a motorcycle-helmet when on a motorcycle, because otherwise you look stupid if it starts raining. But Duke does need those sunglasses because otherwise the raindrops would be hitting his eyes at whatever speed the bike was moving at.
I remember as a kid watching GI Joe cartoons and noticing that when a Cobra soldier was captured they would show him in a prison cell but the animators still drew the grenades hanging on his uniform...really nice things to have while in a prison cell huh?....and of course whenever a Cobra plane got shot down they always had to show the pilot escaping in his parachute....they keep fighting each other so long because NOBODY DIES in any episode!!!
Being a fully formed Scottish lady, that whole caber thing does make no sense. Caber throwing is part if the Highland games and what you are supposed to do is throw it end over end as far as possible there is no fence or yard. His accent is an abomination to everything Scottish.
Thanks for doing this one. I'm a huge Joe fan and I actually do like this movie, but it deserves to be EWWed. Lots of military stuff was missed, like Duke is a Captain, Ripcord is Master Sergeant. Their ages would be significantly different, and it's unlikely they'd be buddy/buddy like they are. Ripcord says he qualifies to fly everytime they're on leave. Enlisted don't fly, only officers and Warrant Officers do, and it's not like he could just borrow a plane to get qualified, especially since it has nothing to do with his MOS in the Army. Also, as Ripcord flies the Night Raven up into the stratosphere. At no point was it ever mentioned this would destroy/deactivate the nanomites.
Haven't watched a CinemaSins video in a long while. How did he not mention something about Rachel Nichols and a lap dance? Or the clear fan service of her running in sports bra? Where is the real Jeremy!?
Simple Answer helmets aren’t mandatory in every state, but wearing some form of eye protection is. But riding a motorcycle w/o a helmet in the rain while wearing sunglasses is a bad idea.
You forgot to sin the part that I think sums up how dumb this movie is. During the attack on the military convoy at the beginning, that Cobra craft shoots and destroys one of the helicopters and as debris of the destroyed helicopter is practically falling out of the sky, the pilot of the other helicopter says _"Pioneer One, you've just been hit!"_ The last time I watched this, it was with my mom and when that scene happened, I literally shouted *_"NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK!"_* Immediately after, my mom proceeds to laugh her ass off and proclaims that to be the dumbest line in a movie she's ever heard in her life.
Snake eyes is the real MVP of the movie franchise.
It's that old Hollywood rule, "When in doubt... add a ninja..." ;-P
Except for his first costume
He has all the best lines.
I never bothered with the sequel and I doubt the first one is worth revisiting but yeah, Snake Eyes was probably the only character who they did justice
Considering he is played by ray park who is a diehard fan of
g.i joe
Missed a big sin. "This movie was NOT directed by Michal Bay."
Seriously Bay was given Transformers and Ninja Turtles to make a mess out of but was left out of the one that actually would have fit his style.
There was plans of a Hasbro Universe and TF and GI Joe were going to be merged - Could have gotten Headmasters
making us momentarily root for Michael Bay, and that's a sin.
fuck no
Cinemasins when they see a Doctor Who actor in a movie
"So you have chosen.... SIN"
(When they see any actor from another movie star in another movie)
"YOU'VE CHOSEN THE PATH OF SIN"
Learn how to write first you fucking turd
@Thor Odinson ?
@Jordan Garcia @Thor Odinson who is the actress he didnt wanna name? also... WUUUUH
this movie is still better than marvel movies lol. . .
There was 3 major sins not addressed in this video
1) Snake eyes having lips, and semi open mouth like he is shocked the entire time.
2) The subs crashing into the gate like they are aircraft
3) ICE FALLING UNDERWATER!!!!
I literally watched this to see if the sinking icebergs was mentioned lol I watched the shit movie for poops and laughs and was like “why the fuck are icebergs sinking?”
It seems snake eyes’s mask is made of thick rubber, so I believe the mouth mainly serves as a breath whole, and that explains why it is always semi open. They also wanted to create an illusion that the mask was so tight it made the lips visible. Still, I agree with you. The lips look very stupid, they should’ve discarded the “tight mask” idea and put some real breath holes on the mask (like the sideshow figure).
The shouting of people underwater
the ice falling is due to the heavy part of the underwater fortress in them (you can see those part sticking out of the ice pieces)
@@michaelzhao9851 I think the mask is cool
1:40 the unenthusiastic, “Oh my god” kills me. It’s like he’s tired of the movie
1:42 when the pilot said "oh my God" was just nominated for the worst delivered line in cinematic history
Look up the oh my god from troll 2.
@@dustinreid164 thank you, totally work switching the video😂
Correction he says oh my gosh
His voice had all the emotion of me slapping salami on a dry slice of wheat bread.
Sorry, it is still "I don't like sand" but this is certainly on the top 10 list at least.
Is there a reason Snake-eyes' mask has to have a goofy looking mouth modeled on it?
DaemonCaedo1 Nope! It looks so fucking stupid
I remember some people say he looks like a Power Ranger with that mouth.
Hell, this feels like a better Power Rangers movie than the actual (new) one we got in 2017. Whoops.
Yes there is. Look at the 1985 action figure.
Never really considered it as racist, just that it looks really stupid.
And it's only 'true to the source' in one iteration of the character.
What I'm saying is the mask has facial features that in itself isn't race related the fact the character under the mask is white in a certain light could be seen as a form of blackface and I mean rare circumstances
I think if snake eyes walked into minneapolis in the last few days and took off his mask in front of a full on race/police brutality riot it wouldn't matter if he could speak cos he wouldn't get a word out. A rare instance where it could be taken as racial! Nothing more
Also before u start getting ideas of an angry race debate cool it
I'm from scotland where we don't have racism have sectarianism thats 2 groups killing each other over wether god wants us to be nice and drink tea a lot or sing songs about how good he is to him every weekend and serve up young boys to his white collared Sunday workers
Biggest sin of all: the ice, that's sinking. SINKING! Ice doesn't sink
@narstyr but they're talking about it as if it'll fall on top of em
Their base gets crushed by sinking ice. But after the rest of the movie... I mean, why not.
@@cl114c0777498d ice floats, it doesn't sink
Not in this movie it doesn't. Watch it. There's a scene where the Ice cap above the gets blown up and Ice block start falling on the base below, forcing them to dodge falling/sinking blocks of ice.
When they first came upon the base and tried to figure out how to get in, Breaker states that there's all kinds of structures within the ice.
This is what caused the ice to sink, however, the structure within wind gave to be pretty darn heavy to counter thre ice's flotation.
I saw this movie in the theater when it first came out, and it's so forgettable that the only thing I can remember is how lame the FX were.
I think i'm part of the 1% that actually liked the movie
And how badly they butchered every GI Joe character except Snake and maybe Zartan
@@Hellcaiser4 yeah
12:24 The way this car flies straight up into the air when the train hits it deserves like 10 sins.
I thought for sure Jeremy would've sinned the sinking ice bit. Apparently in this universe it's _more_ dense than water.
9:40 Arnold Vosloo in the desert, in a movie that also has Brendan Fraser in it. And no Mummy reference??
that's what I thought too
I thought that in itself was a mummy reference.
Same director, too.
Also Dr Mindbender in the bunker with JGL played Benny in the Mummy
Alsoo Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje from the mummy!
"don't make me shoot a woman"
That's racist.
Had me dying 😂
dude bro you must be new here
@@mohammedhussain5459 no. I've been here awhile. It's just funny. Even if they do this often I don't become numb to the their "sins". Just thought it was funny.
Me: nope, that's sexist.
dude bro Lol, I understand, my bad
@@mohammedhussain5459 it's all good.
I remember being obsessed with this movie for a good month when I was 13 I was in love with the story and everything 😂
Same
It's a good movie
month? its been 10 years for me xD
Same but I'm still 13
it’s made for kids of that time i can tell now i’m 18 it’s a pretty shit movie but i know how i felt watching as a kid it was completely different to me the industry is clever they know what moves to make😂
I didn’t realize half the cast of Mummy Returns was in this. I’m waiting for Evie to show up as a reincarnated princess who happens to be Baroness’s sister
Half the cast? I'm not arguing, but all I saw was Brenden Frazier. Where were the others?
@@isaiahpero7837 Arnold Vosloo and Kevin J. O'Connor (Beni in The Mummy, Mindbender in GI Joe). Plus Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje from The Mummy Returns. And I might have missed some.
@@ScreamWright Nice. Thanks!
*_Somewhere in the same universe in Hasbro, the Magic Of Friendship has all the Infinity Stones and snaps The Devil into dust._*
And I am pinkie pie
Snaps fingers
unironically i would rather watch this movie rather than some di$ney marvel crap . those movies are pure trash lol
Hahahaha what?
@@user-73a ikr, and they make other look even worse. Ugh, movies are pure garbo.
What If You And Justin y. Are Friends
Snake eyes and Deadpool teaming up for a mission . Merc with a mouth meets the Silent Snake
Get David Hayter for the sequel
I'm sure itll be awkward when Deadpool walks in on Naked Snake
Cool concept
Um...
*See also "ANY of the Kevin Smith Jay and Silent Bob movies"
But Snake Eyes wouldent be able to keep up with Wade Wilson plus, Snake Eyes silince would give Wade flashbacks too X-men origins.
That would propebly end out with a very short fight scene unless Snake Eyes used hes super running speed
Once Duke had a connection to Baroness & Commander Cobra, *the movie was doomed.*
Aside from trying to stop them trying to rule the world lol
I'm glad it was largely ignored in Retaliation which technically is a soft reboot of the series
And then the new Snaje Eyes movie is a reboot as well
Damn. We get a reboot every gi joe movie at this point
I think it was doomed when they had Steven Sommers as the director and writer
Agreed
Why it was doomed? Please explain
10:35 I am so proud of you, CinemaSins.
You are hott
*"YOU WILL CALL ME, COMMANDER!"*
I absolutely love the Doctor/Cobra Commander in this film. Such a fun, old school Supervillain..
When he turns his head. Me and my brother call it the “dramatic hair toss without hair”! 😂🤣😆
That is nothing like Cobra Commander.
Gordon-Levitt's doctor was not a good Cobra Commander adaptation, but if you think if him as his own character I liked him
Or if they'd just called him mindbender and waited for the sequel to introduce cobra commander, would've made more sense instead of waiting till the last 5 minutes to introduce the best known villain of g.i. Joe.
Agreed. If he hadn't been identified as Cobra Commander in this movie, I wouldn't have thought that's who he was playing. The character as it sits is kind of fun.
@@graymulligan exactly the doctor is a fun character who's whole thing is science for sciences sake no moral boundaries or goals beyond them. If they wanted to stay close to the comics they should've just made the commander a man who lost his son due to the Joe's, whether through inaction on their part or he was a member of the Joe's and cc wants revenge on the Joe's for it. I think another important detail would be if we never learn who cobra commander is other than his alias because that's kind of a big deal, to me at least.
Actually, Baroness and Destro are lovers in every GI-Joe incarnation.
And I thought he said he grew up watching the cartoons
I wish they’d get it right in a live action movie!
What was missing from the G.I. Joe cartoon? I know, Marlon Wayans in an Iron Man suit.
and Snake Eyes’ costume looking like an unfinished Black Ranger costume. Seriously what was up with that mouth piece?
@@agentprime2179 Fking hell man, Give me more nostalgic flashbacks why don't you?!
Yeah, the movie had so much potential, which, aside from Snake Eyes and Stormshadow, was totally wasted.
this movie had better cgi than black panther lol that movie sucked ass lmao
@@user-73a cmon bruh
the passage with the sunglasses in the rain killed me 😂
If you've ever ridden a motorcycle in the rain you'll know raindrops feel like tiny rocks at speed, so the sunglasses actually make sense in this scene if he's not wearing a helmet
pretty sure its a law in most if not all states that you have to wear eye pro while on a motor cycle
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@@Wig22 yeah actually you’re absolutely correct
What is so funny about wearing shades in rain it helps actually dumb asd
I’m so happy Ray Park got some praise! But Byung Hun Lee is also awesome
Now that we pretty much all know that the cliche of the black guy dying first in horror movies is false, I wanna make a new black guy cliche: "black guy in action movies is supposed to be funny but annoying to the audience".
Marlon Wayans is annoying in every movie.
That's always been the black person stereotype. They either die first, last, or eventually...plus be the comedic relief.
Lt. Uhura (...the 60s version not the new Spock's hoochie-mamma version) was pretty badass.
Thats been a Black Guy movie cliche since the 80s.
See the latest "Shaft"... ;-P
17:30 "Do you have anything else to day before the sentence is carried out?"
"You killed my father, prepare to die"
How was this uploaded just now and you commented a month ago TIME TRAVEL
Wait... This is time stamped for a month ago? But the video was uploaded 2 mins ago!
._. What are you playing at?!
@@XVTaij that's what I was gonna say! WTF!
wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Yeah the timestamp on this comment is odd
When Snake Eyes was wearing the cloak... Discount Kylo Ren
No, Kylo Ren is a discount Snake Eyes, This came first. Besides Snake Eyes is soo much better.
Nirate Goel idk tbh Kylo is my favorite from the new trilogy. He’s intense but 🤷🏻♂️ it works
mans just casually insulted Snake eyes smh
This movie came out years before kylo ren was even a thing.
J Money no, no it doesn’t
10:34 you thought I would miss that Panic! At the Disco reference, but you underestimated my powers
Snake eyes and storm shadow were the best parts of the 2 movies and holy shit I just realized we have a Rick O'Connell & Imotep reunion here
i was gonna say that guy looks like discount Joseph Gordon-Levitt...... wait, that really is Joseph Gordon-Levitt 😲
Disappointed that he didn't scream "Aaaaa, discount young Bruce Willis" when he showed up.
When I first saw the hair I was like Keenu Reeves?! 😂 then reality hit me
@@hixson453 😂🤣😅 indeed lookalikes are being used as stunt doubles.
A lot of people made some bad choices with this one.
@@ScooterinAB It could have been good. I don't know where it went so wrong.
11:13 I always found his run here so goddam hilarious, like wtf is he doin😂
Trying to revert to a previous checkpoint. tho what kills me is when those cops see a guy dressed in basically an ironman suit and just decided to walk up to him casually and punch him in the face. and immediately know how to take his armored gauntlets off likes its an every day occurance.
You mean to tell me GI Joe didnt once alert the authorities at all they were operating there? doesnt that break all the treaties?
"....And 100% of the M&M's"
Won't lie, had to giggle a little bit.
@EmperorJuliusCaesar 'Mars' (from the chocolate bars) in real life is the company that owns and produces the M&M's brand.
Had me cracking up
Snake eyes is legit my favorite character from gi joe As far back as when I was 6
Could a G.I. Joe reboot work if it was a cartoon TV series written and animated by the same teams that gave us The Clone Wars TV series?
Yes
Not the best movie, but this was so fun when it came out!
Tbh, my biggest issue was that the sequel threw away a lot of what it had built up in the first movie
That's my opinion on this as well. It was dumb fun like the first Transformers film, but not insultingly stupid like the Transformers sequels.
I skipped G.I. JOE 2 simply because it killed off or recast all the characters.
Agreed the new one made it as the first one never existed
@@selfmadetray5836 from what I understand a lot of the original cast didnt want to come back :\ I would have loved to have seen more sienna miller, rachel nichols and joseph gordon-levitt though
The only thing I liked about the sequel was Storm Shadow lived, and didn't lose. Down side of that was he became a good guy. the rest of the movie just didn't hold a candle to the first one. The first one is bad, but heck it kinda reminded me of Star Wars with the end battle so it was just enjoyable to watch.
I didn't even realize two of the star actors of Mummy were in this lol.
Whos the second
@Basket Kev Exactly. lol
Three actors
The crazy doctor that Rex finds in the lab is Brendan's whiney assistant in the Mummy.
From someone living in Scotland... No. That accent from Eccleston HURTS.
He's supposed to be understood. Scottish is rough on rest of the world.
@@gobzdzilla I mean, it's not TOO horrendously far off one of the Scottish dialects, it's just badly hammed up. Lots of your average Scottish people don't pronounce half their consonants, which yeah, makes it hard to understand. Making it a BAD accent doesn't necessarily fix that. Making it a CRISP accent, one that is accurate but with better pronunciation, does. In fact, it makes it sound more serious and therefore better suited for a villain. (Honestly i just hope that his character in the cartoon has a Scottish accent, otherwise i think it was a poor decision to give him one in this film, but that's just me. I'm guessing it really doesn't matter much for anyone living outside of the UK or even just outside of Scotland. But Jeremy said "is this a bad accent?" so as a Scottish resident i answered "yup" haha)
@@annemarievanpeer120 That's the problem, it's not so much that it's innacurate, its that it is so totally hammed-up that it's more like a parody. He's an actor, he must know that the way to get a natural unremarked upon accent is to underplay rather than overplay it, so it's clearly a stylistic choice. A wrong one.
David Tennant's English accent is WAY better. :)
@@nitehawk86 Without a doubt.
Hahaha Snake Eyes running after that armored vehicle is hilarious!
“Call me…” DRAMATIC HEAD TURN “Commander!”
🤣
Stormshadow: "He never gives up" referenced G.I. Joe theme song "He never gives up he's always there fighting for freedom over land and air"
13:40 I dare anybody brave enough to convince me that Kylo Ren's whole costume wasn't stolen from Snake Eyes disguise in this movie.
Could've sworn Kylo Ren was based on Darth Revan
@@davidhong1934 Kotor did come out first ;p
@@davidhong1934 I think Kylo Ren is based on jacen solo from legends
David Hong this is correct
He's basically a combination of Revan and Sith Starkiller from The Force Unleashed's DLC story.
I’m sinning you Cinema Sins for saying GO JOE instead of YO JOE
JOE MAMMA
MO JO
That bugged me too. Goooo Joe does make more sense though lol.
i thought he said Yo Joe.. good ear
Maybe he was thinking of the not so great 89 GI Joe by DIC Entertainment? They really did say Go Joe in that one. On second thought, they probably just got it wrong.
Not gonna lie, over a decade ago I was so obsessed with this movie as a casual Joe fan. Hell, as a Power Ranger fan I tried homaging this film for a Power Rangers Fan Film I was working on back in my 12th Grade year in High School (2010-2011) but the project had underwent a lot of problems hence later I had abandoned it. True story.
the username X comment combination here is perfect, haha
As a motorcyclist myself, wearing sunglasses in the rain is absolutely necessary if you don’t have a visor. Rain drops hitting your eyeballs at >35 mph is very painful and dangerous
Just a quick reminder, don't be slouching. You'll regret it at 50 🙌
Pfft, Bold of you to assume I plan on being alive when I'm 50.
Crazy how fast you just fixed my posture lmao
You mean next year?
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Thank you, friendo.
They could have called this film Flashbacks: The Movie
Well this movie is still better than watching a marvel movie comedy special lol
Hearing Christopher Eccleston hamming up his Northern accent to a Scottish accent upsets me immensely. Just, just let him use his normal accent I'm begging you
I love this movie. Was ready for a sequel as soon as I walked out of the theater.
9:50 is just a cut scene from the 1st Mummy movie lol, i swear
8:30
You've mentioned it, so now you have to do Tremors. It's all I want.
The sequel to this movie is probably the most perfect definition of a "guilty pleasure" known to man.
Honesty I like this movie better the the sequel. This one is more camp and fun. The other just tries too hard to be "serious". That plus the ending with The Rock just blowing up the case causing all the satellites to explode is the definition of lazy writing. That alone makes me hate it.
@@DarthTach plus, all of The Rock's scenes were boring. The best part of the movie was all the Snake eyes scenes
This was way better than the sequel
You guys are the best!!! Keep up the great work!!!
Please do:
1) The Princess Bride
2) Narnia 2 and 3
3) The Truman Show
4) Speed
5) The Circle
6) Back to the Future 3
7) The Road to El Dorado
8) Oceans 12 and 13
9) The Huntsman Winters War
10) RE-POST LOTR 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've seen an earlier attempt by another channel to critique Princess Bride, and that channel died because of it.
Everything Wrong With "The Princess Bride" would be the shortest Sins video ever made.
@@raydunakin It would literally be the intro then the tally of zero, and probably still get a million views. It would be a good April fool's video though.
I wore glasses in the rain at a funeral it hits different man
Now you've sinned.
And sinning is half the battle
God this movie sucks. Only good thing about this is snake eyes
GIT GUD Snake eyes is the G.O.A.T
Respectfully, I disagree. I'm not going to sit here and say it was perfect. It certainly had problems. But it was certainly better than Retaliation.
its because he had the best lines in the movie
Jake Voronkov i enjoyed the first one and didnt like the second. i really wish marlon and channing were the main cast in the second one
@@MrChaotic4 My turn to respectfully disagree. I prefer Retaliation. At least they killed off Channing Hatem early in the sequel.
17:01 So that's where Live Action Sonic got his teeth from.
Jesus Christ, I'm calling Thanos so he can wipe that movie out of existence for good, along with the dumbass people who're making it, and the sonic fanbase for wanting that movie to exist in the first place.
Absolutely nobody in the Sonic fanbase that has an above 50 I.Q. or not 5 years old wanted let alone asked for that abomination. Those idiot cucks at Paramount did that shit for casuals and to make a buck.
Still better than the uncanny valley containing the live action Cats movie
2:03 "now you know, and knowing is half the battle"
GEEE EYYYYYE JOOOOOEEEE!🎇
Underated comment and reply
@@tking4470 no
Everything wrong with Anna
2019
I loved this movie, now make me hate it.
omg Anna is terrible, better do Hereditary, one good terror film
@@seba_igm I agree. It was fun to watch tho. The sight of Cillian is always pleasing to the eye.
Duke also has a goatee, when facial hair isn't allowed. And only a well kept short full beard is allowed
Snake eyes Is the only one worth watching in this movie
A. I can’t believe I didn’t hear you once say “they survive this”
B. I am SOOOOO glad I’ve never seen this movie!
8:51 *and same
Jared Maples I cant believe I missed that! Now I’m only surprised it wasn’t said more often.
Never seen this movie but I was genuinely suprised that that was Gordon-Lewitt.
I've seen a lot of your videos now, pretty much from now on i kept hearing your voices foreshadowing in my head everything that went wrong in my life.
As someone from Scotland, threw the caber clear out of the yard makes sense, caber tossing is a game in the Highland games. It’s not a used phrase though, just means exceeding expectations.
Jeremy where's " Everything Wrong with Avengers: Endgame"??
He'll get around to it eventually.
We're looking at December based on when the Infinity War video came out, unless they do it in November around the time Stan Lee passed, which I could easily imagine them doing.
Because someone did it already.
Marvel fanboys will NOT like hearing that their favorite movie is far from perfect lol...
In fanboy nightmares.
Hey! You try riding in the rain on a motorcycle without eye protection. Yo Joe!
Wouldn't goggles or a visor work better?
11:03 - everytime Jeremy changes his laugh a bird-like man gets its wings
Also 11:03, he sins 'sunglasses in the rain' . This is why you should always wear a motorcycle-helmet when on a motorcycle, because otherwise you look stupid if it starts raining. But Duke does need those sunglasses because otherwise the raindrops would be hitting his eyes at whatever speed the bike was moving at.
I remember as a kid watching GI Joe cartoons and noticing that when a Cobra soldier was captured they would show him in a prison cell but the animators still drew the grenades hanging on his uniform...really nice things to have while in a prison cell huh?....and of course whenever a Cobra plane got shot down they always had to show the pilot escaping in his parachute....they keep fighting each other so long because NOBODY DIES in any episode!!!
Being a fully formed Scottish lady, that whole caber thing does make no sense. Caber throwing is part if the Highland games and what you are supposed to do is throw it end over end as far as possible there is no fence or yard. His accent is an abomination to everything Scottish.
that Scottish accent is shocking, a British should know far better
"A British"
But Destro was Scottish in the original comics.
In fact I thought Chris Eccleslon was Scottish too.
@@windsweeper8002 the character maybe Scottish in the comics, btu that is no excuse to cast someone who cant do a Scottish accent.
@@ScottKorin Right? Haha
@@windsweeper8002 No, Eccleston was born and raised in Lancashire, which is in the north of Galifrey.
Everything Wrong With ''STARSHIP TROOPERS'' for the millionth time.
No file found... Civilian
No such thing as something went with starship troopers, the second and third one however
And for the millionth time, nobody says please.
Thanks for doing this one. I'm a huge Joe fan and I actually do like this movie, but it deserves to be EWWed.
Lots of military stuff was missed, like Duke is a Captain, Ripcord is Master Sergeant. Their ages would be significantly different, and it's unlikely they'd be buddy/buddy like they are.
Ripcord says he qualifies to fly everytime they're on leave. Enlisted don't fly, only officers and Warrant Officers do, and it's not like he could just borrow a plane to get qualified, especially since it has nothing to do with his MOS in the Army.
Also, as Ripcord flies the Night Raven up into the stratosphere. At no point was it ever mentioned this would destroy/deactivate the nanomites.
The original comics had the best origin story for Snake Eyes. They should have done that for the movie.
I love the “oh he gave up .”
Storm shadow “ bisch I know him he don’t do dis” train hits car
Haven't watched a CinemaSins video in a long while. How did he not mention something about Rachel Nichols and a lap dance? Or the clear fan service of her running in sports bra?
Where is the real Jeremy!?
jocaguz18 no they haven’t. Its classic cinemasins shit, the kind we subbed for
Something something _G.I. Joe: Rise of Bra_ and sequel *G.I. Joe: Something else rises 2*
You missed a great opportunity at 10:08 to say ninja spinners instead of fidget spinners
Ninjit.
Your voice alone makes this worth watching.
When are you gonna do GI Joe pt. 2?!? I can't wait! I actually like these movies lol.
Wouldn’t glasses help in the rain while riding a motorcycle, at least to keep rain from directly hitting your eyes?
Fight Club Kill la Kill.
8:08 how can you possibly sin a scene of Rachel Nichols running in a croptop? :)
Wrong timecode. It's actually 8:08.
@@TrumbullComic fixed XD
cuz thats a literal sin maybe?
when you liked this movie as a teen and as a child
Sad Snake Eyes noises
Also Arashikage=stormshadow
Sunglasses on a motorcycle in the rain prevents that feeling of eyes against the showerhead.
If that's the problem, why isn't he wearing a helmet?
Thats what windshields on a vehicle are for.
Like hed be able to see fuck All.
i’m glad someone pointed it out
Simple Answer helmets aren’t mandatory in every state, but wearing some form of eye protection is. But riding a motorcycle w/o a helmet in the rain while wearing sunglasses is a bad idea.
Pretty much just Waynes, loved the final. Reminded me of the shit you’d imagine as a kid
I love this movie so much,fun action, cheesy lines, lots of eye candy
Boy, I've been waiting for this video for SOOOOOOO LONG!!!
You forgot to sin the part that I think sums up how dumb this movie is.
During the attack on the military convoy at the beginning, that Cobra craft shoots and destroys one of the helicopters and as debris of the destroyed helicopter is practically falling out of the sky, the pilot of the other helicopter says _"Pioneer One, you've just been hit!"_
The last time I watched this, it was with my mom and when that scene happened, I literally shouted *_"NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK!"_* Immediately after, my mom proceeds to laugh her ass off and proclaims that to be the dumbest line in a movie she's ever heard in her life.
What about the ice sinking in the water. Ice. Sinking. In water
@@tiedeman39 but that's at the end. My complaint is in the 2nd or 3rd scene in the movie.
Everything wrong with Childs Play 2019 and the original Childs Play trilogy!
Corel Draw ! Man I still have that program. 😂
You should cinemasin the movie
"Hard Target"
“Space gravity” 😂😂😂
I'd have sinned Snake Eyes' outfit in this one cuz it SUUUUUCCCCKKKKKS. Rock-taliation had a much better look for both him AND Storm Shadow
I also hate how they paired up scarlet and the black dude. When Scarlet and Snake Eyes have always been a thing.
Well... there was Scarlett and Duke. They always had a thing too. It was actually implied more for Duke and Scarlett than Snake Eyes and Scarlett
@@blaxpoitation8528 bro, they're literally married in the comics xD.
@Jon Goat broner sounds kinky lol
"Brought to you by your second cousins Sega Genesis"
Because... your first cousin's Sega Genesis somehow has better graphics?
DING!
I don’t remember this movie well but
Joseph Gordon too many names was the crazy bad guy
i forgot about this movie entirely but when i saw the title i remembered the whole movie frame for frame 💀
I like this movie better than the sequel. With the Rock. Growing up in the 80s I always thought that GI JOE had some of the best intros of a cartoon.
The only good thing in Retaliation was the fight on the mountain with the red ninjas.
this movie is still better than captain marvel lol. . .
I like this movie better than crappy marvel movies because they really suck lol
Agreed
"Orgiastic explosions" - welp, finally got a title for my autobiography.
I now need a cinemasins for Stardust.
I had forgotten that like 10% of the cast for this movie were also in Mummy movies. Even largely doing the same thing.