The Impossible Disappearance Of Dorothy Arnold

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  • @aryb4801
    @aryb4801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23229

    “No one was aware of any secret marriage”
    oh damn it’s almost like it was a secret marriage

    • @camrynnnnnnnn
      @camrynnnnnnnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      jenna bonebrake I’m laughing harder than I should rn

    • @averyramsey7978
      @averyramsey7978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      BAHAHA

    • @amirahheiligh1946
      @amirahheiligh1946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I'm dying😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @beatrixjoe8880
      @beatrixjoe8880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      BAHAHHAHA

    • @aisha9079
      @aisha9079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Ryan, Shane and *_Jenna_* the trio
      Ryan: The Enthusiastic One
      Shane: The Smart One
      Jennna: The One With Common Sense

  • @RobbieGoldy
    @RobbieGoldy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3771

    "I'm sorry, I bet she's out there somewhere-"
    "I B E T T H E Y S T A B B E D H E R"

    • @gr3yfaerie
      @gr3yfaerie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be honest, it’s not unlikely. People maybe wanted to mug her because of the money she has, and they stabbed her whilst she was struggling, maybe? I don’t know.

    • @griffithdidnothingwrong4788
      @griffithdidnothingwrong4788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imposter

    • @BradleyBone
      @BradleyBone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I genuinely cracked up to that!

  • @charliiestarStreamVods
    @charliiestarStreamVods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20313

    Imagine like 40 years later she calls her mum saying “hey yeah, found my dress come take a look”

    • @JOHNNY5-x8v
      @JOHNNY5-x8v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      I love you so much let's get married

    • @kon2175
      @kon2175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +899

      “Seems legit, where you at?”

    • @shazank7363
      @shazank7363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      @@JOHNNY5-x8v Wow, real smooth.

    • @charliiestarStreamVods
      @charliiestarStreamVods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Sha Zank as smooth as a gravel pathway

    • @emilio6556
      @emilio6556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      She spent all that time to find a dress! 🤣🙈

  • @le_petit_lutin
    @le_petit_lutin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5521

    "The investigators searched hospitals, morgues, and even prisons for Dorothy."
    That's some pretty intense dress shopping.

    • @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife
      @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I choked on my food laughing at your comment XD

    • @beerus2851
      @beerus2851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ew

    • @Holytitmouse
      @Holytitmouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      you know how it is when you can't find a proper evening gown. Gotta check all the local hot spots! Including the jails!

    • @jackwimmer2249
      @jackwimmer2249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I’d be very concerned if someone said, “I’m off to buy a new dress! Heading to the morgue! See ya later!”

  • @peanutbuttersnadwich2109
    @peanutbuttersnadwich2109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    You’ve heard of [wheeze] and [suppressed laughter], now get ready for their furry counterpart: [chipmunk noises]

    • @miriamsheppard6162
      @miriamsheppard6162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hahaha i love this

    • @glowelia4092
      @glowelia4092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just imagined Ryan saying this in a serious voice.

  • @vogtfarms8680
    @vogtfarms8680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20998

    Maybe Dorothy just hasn't found the evening gown she liked yet

    • @dorothyarnold8041
      @dorothyarnold8041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

      I was abducted by aliens

    • @Hi-ge7hr
      @Hi-ge7hr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      Dorothy Arnold so did you find the gown or not

    • @woopywop
      @woopywop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Hi-ge7hr Lol

    • @user_8983
      @user_8983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      sMaRt

    • @nat6892
      @nat6892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i love this!😭

  • @IvyPoit
    @IvyPoit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3119

    “...maybe even a sleepy-time gown” Ryan do you mean a nightgown

    • @ziasudo8601
      @ziasudo8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      No. Because some of us sleep more than just at night, lol. Gotta have the right wear for that 6:00 nap.

    • @FiveFootZero
      @FiveFootZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ziasudo8601 BAHAHHAA

    • @Katkiwi25
      @Katkiwi25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Night night Boogara

    • @OverpoweredStudios
      @OverpoweredStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he means a sleepytime gown, duh

    • @Owlstweet
      @Owlstweet 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Krizia De La Cruz idk if you’re all American but in England we call it a dressing gown

  • @dashippo
    @dashippo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4934

    She met up with George 2 months previous. Discovers she's pregnant says "I need to buy a dress...alone"
    Sketchy basement abortion...dies.
    Her parents PI discover what happened, don't want the world to think she was a floozy and call off the search.
    The end.

    • @ginnundso
      @ginnundso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      Honestly sounds plausible given that at the time it was a social death to have had an abortion (if that ever came out)

    • @herondelaney
      @herondelaney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      This also explains changing the will quickly.

    • @rordongamsey3057
      @rordongamsey3057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ginnundso wasn’t if screwing without being married?

    • @ginnundso
      @ginnundso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@rordongamsey3057 That also. Basically everything tbh. Having sex without being married, being pregnant without being married, having an abortion per se, ... xD

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That actually makes sense

  • @tynekavka9264
    @tynekavka9264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    "Hot, searing teen-"
    Chris Hansen: "Hey why don't you have a seat over there"

  • @annecantgame
    @annecantgame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10006

    I feel like Shane yelling "YOU'RE MY FRIEND" at Ryan is a subtle way to tell him, that he would miss him if he goes missing.

    • @xTetraMuffinsx
      @xTetraMuffinsx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Quite subtle

    • @vikingwalker0-1
      @vikingwalker0-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      It's kinda endearing~

    • @annecantgame
      @annecantgame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@vikingwalker0-1 It's cute, ngl

    • @imnotgoodwithnames4101
      @imnotgoodwithnames4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      it has the same vibe as 'I LOVE YOU, DOG'

    • @annecantgame
      @annecantgame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@imnotgoodwithnames4101 Oh my, it does

  • @stellalovegood1493
    @stellalovegood1493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3451

    Shane: “I want to get rich and vanish off the face of the earth”
    Ryan: “I want you to disappear...let’s get into it”
    ROASTMORTEM KING RIGHT THERE

    • @thomasc9123
      @thomasc9123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stella Lovegood that’s not really a roast

    • @flashflood9929
      @flashflood9929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey look 666 likes

    • @ec4446
      @ec4446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you also got the quote wrong

    • @the1stfallenangel94
      @the1stfallenangel94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then Shane yells "I'm your friend"

    • @omery235
      @omery235 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolll

  • @baubrey3059
    @baubrey3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4365

    Oh to live in a time where 30 bucks bought you chocolates, a book...and an evening gown.

    • @Olive-ey1cc
      @Olive-ey1cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Now a days that would probably give you the book and that’s it

    • @catsinabanana7485
      @catsinabanana7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@Olive-ey1cc $30 wouldn’t even get you a book🧍🏽‍♀️

    • @user-rd1tn8qm7t
      @user-rd1tn8qm7t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      You could get those things for the same price still. It's called "shoplifting"

    • @baubrey3059
      @baubrey3059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Matthew Mielcuszny yooo...that is insane. Thanks, dude!

    • @baubrey3059
      @baubrey3059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-rd1tn8qm7t LMFAOOO an evening dress too?

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9149

    "yOU'RE MY FRIEND,"
    "why are you yelling?"
    *"yOU'RE MY FRIEND."*
    "I-"
    *_"YOU'RE MY FRIEND."_*

    • @shaunboi7116
      @shaunboi7116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Reeya Rakchhandha
      Sasuke: “I hate-“
      Naruto: “YOU’RE MY FRIEND”
      Sasuke: “I’m going to destroy kono-“
      Naruto: “YOU’RE MY FRIEND”
      Sasuke: “fine...”

    • @shaunboi7116
      @shaunboi7116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1.6K likes and 3 comments...

    • @mishaadler2935
      @mishaadler2935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I felt "I LOVE YOU, DOG" kind of energy

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're my friend why are you yeing? You my friend. I-

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your my friend

  • @jadynnkotch1833
    @jadynnkotch1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5083

    "no one heard of a secret marriage"
    ......
    isn't that kind of the point of a secret marriage?

  • @Ri_fc
    @Ri_fc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6356

    Imagine just pullin up to Italy to punch someone

  • @lisazdvoru1660
    @lisazdvoru1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    Nightgowns: exist
    Ryan: a SlEePyTiMe gown

  • @quill_bee
    @quill_bee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7880

    It's actually really smart of the parents to write Dorothy out of their will, in case someone does come up claiming to be Dorothy

    • @Kayla-eh5fb
      @Kayla-eh5fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Kween that’s true

    • @sarahzeldin8274
      @sarahzeldin8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Yeah because even if the real Dorothy does show up, too much has probably changed and they wouldn’t be the same loving family

    • @yltraviole
      @yltraviole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh, of course that's why they did it

    • @Scrffy
      @Scrffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *BIG BRAIN*

    • @pyroshayniac1090
      @pyroshayniac1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Really is. So no liar gets her hands on the fortune.

  • @kimiclark3083
    @kimiclark3083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4882

    ryan: "if i went missing for like a week, would you be alarmed?"
    shane: *genuinely concerned* "i t-think so"
    ryan: "that's nice, i didn't think you'd be alarmed"
    shane: "YOU'RE MY FRIEND"
    i love these guys so much

    • @pickle7448
      @pickle7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      just gonna ruin the no replies

    • @MightGuy15
      @MightGuy15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pickle7448 damnit why could we never have nice things.....

    • @TC_1217
      @TC_1217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      5:42 my bbys 😭🖤

    • @Grackle-eating-popcorn
      @Grackle-eating-popcorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scree scree

    • @HaleyDrake123
      @HaleyDrake123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was so adorable

  • @marcwebb9020
    @marcwebb9020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41071

    Honestly I don’t think a company as big as buzzfeed has ever been carried this hard by just 2 people

    • @KingxxTaehyung
      @KingxxTaehyung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1208

      Technically 4 cause you can't forget the Worth It boi's. But I agree 100% 🙌🏻

    • @reknit96
      @reknit96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      King xxTaehyung Rie from tasty is pretty awesome too. So 5

    • @roseolivas08
      @roseolivas08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      BDG from polygon would like a word with you

    • @LaxLune
      @LaxLune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      also kelsey and zac from the multiplayer team

    • @EpIc_NaChO
      @EpIc_NaChO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

      Buzzfeed is making pure profits from them. Ryan said he doesn't even have 750 dollars in his bank account and he is sorta famous at this point. Like wtf buzzfeed must not pay very much at all. They should break off and start their own channel

  • @BigTimeRush14100
    @BigTimeRush14100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1568

    The fact that they waited over 6 weeks to let the public know and to get help to search for her and the fact that they so quickly wrote her out of the will and essentially asked the police to stop looking for her, seems to make me think as though the family was involved with their disappearance.

    • @stormbringer717
      @stormbringer717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yeah , they asked the cops to stop looking just 4 months after she vanished , very suspicious, in that situation I would wait atleast a year before even considering to stop investigating.

    • @ErinJeanette
      @ErinJeanette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Or that they realized the failed abortion was true, and didn't want the scandal of it so wanted to let the story fade.

    • @BoatClutchGod
      @BoatClutchGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      exactly, how come no one came up with this theory earlier?

    • @GemplaysSims2
      @GemplaysSims2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ErinJeanette didn’t do a good job of hiding the scandal, we are still talking about it 112 years later!! 😂

    • @ErinJeanette
      @ErinJeanette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GemplaysSims2 I don't even remember what I was talking about, lol.

  • @annabellagaffaney1361
    @annabellagaffaney1361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5823

    *“YOURE MY FRIEND”*
    “why are you yelling”
    *“YOURE MY FRIEND”*
    “ᴏʜ ɢᴏᴅ"

    • @makaylagaffney7514
      @makaylagaffney7514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yo our last names are almost the same

    • @annabellagaffaney1361
      @annabellagaffaney1361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Makayla Gaffney oh dang i rarely ever see anyone else with the last name gaffaney even with different spellings

    • @makaylagaffney7514
      @makaylagaffney7514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Annabella Gaffaney haha same I was kinda shook when I saw your name 😂

    • @wagnangalang7041
      @wagnangalang7041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yo what timestamp?

    • @aisha9079
      @aisha9079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@wagnangalang7041 5:47

  • @_paleo.figs_5881
    @_paleo.figs_5881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    If Ryan dissapeared this show would just become Shane being a real estate agent for haunted places

    • @crlpxz
      @crlpxz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂👍

    • @rachelramos-neira2104
      @rachelramos-neira2104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤯🤣

    • @GypsyCrymson
      @GypsyCrymson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd still watch, hate to admit LOL

    • @niaroberts2193
      @niaroberts2193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *it's free real estate*
      *because it's haunted*

    • @RostoyaEgarov
      @RostoyaEgarov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why do i see this happening

  • @sophiac803
    @sophiac803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3253

    shane: “you’re my friend” ryan: wh-why are you..” shane: “YOURE MY FRIEND”

    • @millie3milk808
      @millie3milk808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sophia C that’s how I show affection to my friends

    • @skeletomason4806
      @skeletomason4806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      good comment but sorry it's just a lil bit annoying me you forgot a quote

    • @sqzmheckington4730
      @sqzmheckington4730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AWESOME! He repeated what they said!

    • @finessecompeletion5581
      @finessecompeletion5581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shane = naruto ryan= sasuke

    • @tupacshakur3745
      @tupacshakur3745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spike Kakeru 😂😂

  • @dalilaabouelseoud
    @dalilaabouelseoud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    If she died getting an abortion and her family discovered that later on, maybe they wanted to save their reputation and honor or whatever. Which would make sense why they would want the case closed only after 4.5 months.
    It’s 1910 after all and if something like that was to be discovered, it wouldn’t have looked good, especially in the upper east side.

  • @owenwilson9398
    @owenwilson9398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

    shane: *you’re my friend!*
    * everyone liked that *

    • @HaleyDrake123
      @HaleyDrake123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sweetest moment in the video

  • @mygirlbuildscoffins9172
    @mygirlbuildscoffins9172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3529

    if i was dorothy and i knew my dinner was that ominous pile of gray pasta at 4:21 , i too would have vanished without a trace

  • @lukecondron3145
    @lukecondron3145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4807

    the word “nightgown”: *exists
    ryan: sleepy time gown

    • @summeri3
      @summeri3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luke condron 💀💀

    • @khigh16
      @khigh16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It sound sounds more fun

    • @gabrielaguevara393
      @gabrielaguevara393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "nightgown": am I a joke to you?

    • @neobonney
      @neobonney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @joejoemojo
      @joejoemojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      febiary

  • @kitecorbin3914
    @kitecorbin3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    Rolling up pretending to be Dorothy like that scene from Anastasia. “Grandmother, it’s me!” 💃🏻

    • @Olive-ey1cc
      @Olive-ey1cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg yes

    • @macielcorrea5291
      @macielcorrea5291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahahha loving this comment! Yup...

    • @bottomivanfan69
      @bottomivanfan69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.

    • @oliviagrace6914
      @oliviagrace6914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Olive-ey1cc don’t take God’s Name in vain and capitalize the G 🥰

    • @takfahamm
      @takfahamm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@oliviagrace6914 what?

  • @skanassa
    @skanassa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6225

    "When a 25 year old goes missing, you're not thinking she must've run away."
    "Here are, what I feel, the most likely theories."
    "Theory #1: She ran away."

    • @andro1096
      @andro1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      lmao was looking for a comment about that xD

    • @gothrunner5213
      @gothrunner5213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That cracked me up!

    • @hellatubbies882yt
      @hellatubbies882yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Just made his sentence invalid😂😂

  • @cjdp66
    @cjdp66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    When Shane started yelling “you’re my friend” I have never related to something more in my life. This is the only way to show your affection for people. #shaniac #sorryryan

    • @tylermaven5355
      @tylermaven5355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Faccccts lol

    • @weirdobrotato3149
      @weirdobrotato3149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok coty

    • @mistrjt9213
      @mistrjt9213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah if I didn’t do what Shane did, I wouldn’t have any friends. 🙃

  • @mitchellbrubaker2652
    @mitchellbrubaker2652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4410

    Ryan and Shane: *HOT SEARING TEENS*
    Chris Hansen: “Lets have a little talk...”

    • @dudebro2282
      @dudebro2282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Mitchell Brubaker “Chris Hansen, Dateline, NBC. Have a seat.”

    • @samhodgson4440
      @samhodgson4440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      FBI , OPEN UP!

    • @nfgosama6409
      @nfgosama6409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mitchell Brubaker this made me laugh 😂

    • @gr3yfaerie
      @gr3yfaerie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NABSHBSANANAJ

    • @lavendermoonart7036
      @lavendermoonart7036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FBI ,OPEN UP!!!

  • @Doblers.Crisis
    @Doblers.Crisis ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Ryan yelling “I’VE CRACKED IT. HERE SHE IS. DOROTHY. GIVE ME THE MONEY. NOW.” runs through my head at least once a day.

    • @ProfessorMM
      @ProfessorMM ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I cackled like a witch when I saw that 😂

    • @msaintjo
      @msaintjo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah they both kind of lost it on that whole skit 😂

  • @ieatbabies6719
    @ieatbabies6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3075

    Dorothy Arnold: goes missing
    the watcher: all me baby

    • @ellaella1992
      @ellaella1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Just watched that one 😂

    • @annandres8483
      @annandres8483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Oh yeah his grandfather watched over the house in the 1920s so-

    • @maximilian6738
      @maximilian6738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      All hail the watcher

    • @The_officialDrengr
      @The_officialDrengr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all hail the watcher

    • @charlescalthrop2535
      @charlescalthrop2535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      All hail the watcher.

  • @therealslimshady8945
    @therealslimshady8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6846

    She hit a time warp. Some time in the future, she will just appear in the middle of NYC completely confused... Where a crazed Shane and Ryan will grab her shoulders and manically scream, "I've got you, now, Dorothy!" as they walk her to the police station.

    • @THAT_GUY119
      @THAT_GUY119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Wait if she hit a time warp she already would be out it’s just she would simply only appear later on because on her end it would be instantaneous am I overthinking this most likely can time really be put at a certain point what If the universe has already ended and began multiple times maybe in one alternate universe we already existed food for thought

    • @shimmeringspiritstar
      @shimmeringspiritstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      as someone who lives on the upper east side of nyc, I will watch for dorothy getting ready to do just that

    • @levimccarthy1259
      @levimccarthy1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Real slim shady

    • @rexthedragon9133
      @rexthedragon9133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@THAT_GUY119 its a joke

    • @THAT_GUY119
      @THAT_GUY119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rexthedragon9133 yeah i know was joking myself

  • @Rhettandlinksbiggestfan
    @Rhettandlinksbiggestfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11033

    Can we all agree these guys own buzzfeed? I mean come on, buzzfeed unsolved is god tier entertainment

    • @AlgoraKiko
      @AlgoraKiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Emma Fleisher they've been carrying buzzfeed 😔😔✊🏽

    • @TastyChurro
      @TastyChurro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Only reason I tuned inyo Buzzfeed at all.

    • @HeroicLeo8125
      @HeroicLeo8125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I genuinely hate Buzzfeed as a company and can't stand any other show, but I have watched every unsolved at least a couple times.

    • @JoseMaria-tj1ev
      @JoseMaria-tj1ev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emma Fleisher indeed

  • @kyonhou
    @kyonhou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Shane: You’re my friend.
    Ryan: I don’t like how you said that..
    Shane: You’re my friend!
    Ryan: Why are you yelling?!
    Shane: *YOU’RE MY FRIEND*

  • @gloriamae28
    @gloriamae28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    "little stuart?"
    "no, stuart little"
    "oh, the mouse"

    • @soylentcompany5235
      @soylentcompany5235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its a mouse man

    • @imapir8rrr
      @imapir8rrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      769 likes.
      I will not disturb the balance.

  • @incognitozy102
    @incognitozy102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    Shane’s so sweet telling Ryan “You’re my friend I’d be concerned”

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So he does have a heart :)

    • @who-has-the-thyme
      @who-has-the-thyme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      YOU'RE MY FRIEND !!!

    • @nicolakatt04
      @nicolakatt04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Y O U R E M Y F R I E N D !!1!

    • @renhanson2184
      @renhanson2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Y O U A R E M Y F R I E N D I W O U L D B E C O N C E R N E D

    • @LifeOfTashie
      @LifeOfTashie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My heart is melting

  • @ander7960
    @ander7960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    “Id like for someone to give me a lot of money for doing nothing”
    -shane 2019

    • @hellobhowareyou9450
      @hellobhowareyou9450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wild Fire don’t we all?😂

    • @OttoGraff-fu8pj
      @OttoGraff-fu8pj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The American dream

    • @kierstynsaoirse
      @kierstynsaoirse 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally my job fam 👌🏻

    • @caffeinegoblin
      @caffeinegoblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s called a sugar daddy or if you want a gender neutral term, glucose guardian

    • @melissataylor881
      @melissataylor881 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly same

  • @doctorviper2061
    @doctorviper2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    this is legit the female equvilant of the "went to get milk"

    • @quickchris10
      @quickchris10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ``Went to get cigs'' or ``I had just stepped out for a cigarette;'' I hear all the time on the crime docs.

    • @sarahaustin7649
      @sarahaustin7649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm still waiting for the chocolate milk 🙃

  • @kittles201
    @kittles201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Shane’s aggressive friendship declaration is one of my favorite things ever.

  • @loganberry3235
    @loganberry3235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5730

    No one:
    Dorothy: aight Imma head out

    • @Angel_leah005
      @Angel_leah005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kiera Logan this needs more likes

    • @dottybelle6355
      @dottybelle6355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kiera Logan Me everyday

    • @amysteriousdisease7168
      @amysteriousdisease7168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      this made me giggle

    • @SamiShah2004
      @SamiShah2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Might be the only time I found this meme funny

    • @snuffme
      @snuffme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I laughed harder than I should have

  • @いちごだいふく-x9i
    @いちごだいふく-x9i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3712

    No-one:
    Shane: "So let's say I look like Kim Kardashian..."

    • @treestout9270
      @treestout9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Autumnpiano all hail the shane watcher

    • @ericsilva-gomez2481
      @ericsilva-gomez2481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Autumnpiano I read this comment right before he said it.

    • @JackieLovesJerma
      @JackieLovesJerma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But he dose

    • @nynz197
      @nynz197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Keeping up with the "kardashanes"

    • @sphiephillips
      @sphiephillips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nynz197 IM GONNA CRY THATS PERFECT

  • @ameliehickinbottom8472
    @ameliehickinbottom8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    $750 is a lot of money for an evening gown, it's almost as if she intended to go somewhere else...

    • @pnjodaro
      @pnjodaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Maybe for the abortion?

    • @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife
      @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@pnjodaro the abortion theory is totally plausible.

    • @nikkbronx
      @nikkbronx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      she also took books & chocolates.

    • @LD-hs9iv
      @LD-hs9iv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@nikkbronx Perhaps for the waiting room at the most definitely illegal at the time abortion clinic

    • @franciscasilva8406
      @franciscasilva8406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Quality dresses back then were very expensive, especially when they were custom made. Even today, for someone rich 750$ for a dress isn't uncommon.

  • @andreap6708
    @andreap6708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1977

    " sssssss mmmmm *chipmunk noise* "
    - Shane Madej, 2019

  • @lauracourtney3791
    @lauracourtney3791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8765

    *Y'all need to chill. Dorothy OBVIOUSLY still hasn't found the right dress.*

    • @alumilynn
      @alumilynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Ikr she just was looking for the right dress 🙄🙄🙄

    • @oniondev
      @oniondev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      She's still looking for her right dress.
      in the afterlife

    • @alex_is_drawing1562
      @alex_is_drawing1562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Why doesn't she just have a designer make her the perfect dress? She'll resurface soon after that... Probably...

    • @katherinarobinson8689
      @katherinarobinson8689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Thats some seriously dress shopping lol

    • @stanmamamooandblackpinkcow4414
      @stanmamamooandblackpinkcow4414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Look at the top comment

  • @JinxAnneScott
    @JinxAnneScott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6070

    You guys should do a special episode where you do unsolved mysteries that were finally solved, give some of us some closure

    • @humanname5071
      @humanname5071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Then there not unsolved

    • @_sleeplessnights
      @_sleeplessnights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Buzzfeed Solved Network

    • @spazkat1260
      @spazkat1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Buzz feed: eventually solved

    • @micah8793
      @micah8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Buzzfeed; Supposedly Solved

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kathryn Cornforth-Scott 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @i_changed_my_username_ha8718
    @i_changed_my_username_ha8718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "Nobody was aware of any secret marriage."
    Uh, yeah.. that's kind of the point here

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah it's kind of in the name haha if people know about a secret marriage, it's not really a secret marriage

    • @adambump5297
      @adambump5297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean you're gonna wanna a few trusted people in on it to help cover it.

  • @_Moe
    @_Moe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    "Kardash-shanes"
    The fact that he stumbled over the execution of this pun made it even funnier! 😂😂😂

    • @mysticflower7795
      @mysticflower7795 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like. Nice 👍🏻.

    • @morimori7456
      @morimori7456 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      for some reason I read that as
      Kakashi dansen shanezu
      I watch too much anime

  • @akww404
    @akww404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2309

    Shane: she ran away!!
    Ryan: she’s 25 she didn’t run away
    Theory #1: . . .She ran away

    • @AlexaBellaMuerte
      @AlexaBellaMuerte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @bowie8786
      @bowie8786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ryan at the end: She ran away!

    • @esmemii584
      @esmemii584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pikachu ran away!

    • @kt27066
      @kt27066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gottem good matey God damn it! I want Pikachu!!

    • @zebahpatanwala9100
      @zebahpatanwala9100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akw W lolololol

  • @strawberrynanny
    @strawberrynanny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16749

    Dorthy realizes she's pregnant (most likely by George), she goes dress shopping alone but really she's going up to Pittsburgh to get an abortion. She dies during the procedure, somebody contacts her family and lets them know what happened. Her brother blames George and punches him, her family wants to avoid any scandal so they urge police to stop investigating and remove her from the will. Her dad stands by that Dorthy was murdered by stabbing which is pretty close to the truth.

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      Timelines don't match up.

    • @lynze_87
      @lynze_87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +846

      Actually this seems legit

    • @CJ-dh6ld
      @CJ-dh6ld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +859

      Seems likely. I haven't finished the video, but to me it seems more logical than, "I got married and never came home to tell my parents" idk about 1910s, so idk if the parents would kill George for marrying Dorothy. I'm rambling

    • @lauda6945
      @lauda6945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Completely agree

    • @loganplonski922
      @loganplonski922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That's almost the plot of Rebecca.

  • @carolinabosio1574
    @carolinabosio1574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Stewart Little"
    "Oh, the mouse! The mouse boy!"
    "Man. He was a mouse man. He drove a car"

  • @sasukecoochieha
    @sasukecoochieha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    Ryan: "The only Little I trust is Stuart."
    Shane: "Little Stuart???"

    • @bread8936
      @bread8936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      criminallyvulgar anyone remember the Stuart little movies

    • @epicveve
      @epicveve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is Shane such a dork haha

    • @HandlelessTML
      @HandlelessTML 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was also thinking Little Stuart 😂

  • @tr3xgaming807
    @tr3xgaming807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    In the wise words of Leslie Knope, Shane isn’t yelling at you he’s caring loudly at you lol

  • @canipetyourpup5420
    @canipetyourpup5420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I would absolutely watch a "Keeping Up with the Kardashanes" with Shane playing every Kardashian

  • @white_blank3323
    @white_blank3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Shane: I love a humorous romantic story
    Ryan: Well this story does not get humorous nor does it get romantic.
    Shane: Okay..

  • @carolineurdina1681
    @carolineurdina1681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3578

    “YOUR MY FRIEND”
    “why are u saying it like that”

    • @hannahlemmings7609
      @hannahlemmings7609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      you're

    • @kin2e304
      @kin2e304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That reminded me of the vine that says “I LOVE YOU DOG”

    • @Yue_yunn
      @Yue_yunn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're****

    • @Sunshine-ws2gf
      @Sunshine-ws2gf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please learn English grammar it’s getting too annoying 😑

    • @carolineurdina1681
      @carolineurdina1681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m suing ma’am this a TH-cam comment section

  • @haya.n4342
    @haya.n4342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Ryan: what if we pissed off the vanished so much that they unvanish themselves?
    FBI: *taking notes* yeah keep talking
    #postmortem

  • @brooklynnbutterfield1951
    @brooklynnbutterfield1951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5594

    Ryan: I don’t even have $750 in my bank account
    Even after carrying Buzzfeed?!

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      I hope it was a joke cuz that's a damn shame

    • @faithwright09
      @faithwright09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brooklynn Butterfield 🤭🤭😂

    • @Pretty.Biology.Princess
      @Pretty.Biology.Princess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      pajamagirl123 it has to have been a joke 😂 like when people say “I’m eating sleep for dinner”

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Pretty.Biology.Princess Well sometimes that's not a joke

    • @gruby615
      @gruby615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      it's probably not a joke. i mean imagine all of the medical bills that ryan has to spend his money on for his back problems because of carrying the company.

  • @masterreaper115
    @masterreaper115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Its all fun and games untill Hoffa, cooper, and miss arnold pull up in a mercury marquis outside the studio

  • @funguy101
    @funguy101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    they got that energy like they’ve been friends their whole life...

    • @batjackattack5556
      @batjackattack5556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Well as shane said
      “YOURE MY FRIEND”

    • @rleejjones536
      @rleejjones536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They were in school together weren’t they?

    • @funguy101
      @funguy101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rleej Jones ah i didn’t know that lmao

    • @saw_kon
      @saw_kon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rleejjones536 wait really?

    • @kaitlyn656
      @kaitlyn656 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont think so. Shane's from chicago and Ryan is from california.

  • @Nickisae
    @Nickisae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I need an animation of Shane as Dorothy saying “When I FIND the f*cking GOWN I WANT? MAYBE I’ll talk to you then”

  • @meg6833
    @meg6833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    "Just show up, a little aged, and say I'm her. Then I'm rolling in it."
    Anyone wanna point out that Shane is just Dmitri from Anastasia lmao

  • @callmespinach4524
    @callmespinach4524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "They should do a Gossip Girl reboot in the 1910s"
    Not them predicting Bridgerton lmao

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A little further back but still the vibe haha

  • @amandasolorio5782
    @amandasolorio5782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    "Keeping up with the Karda-shanes" hahahaha omg I lost it.

    • @xograyce
      @xograyce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But the look he gave the camera was the best part of that😂😂

    • @LoveThoseTunes11
      @LoveThoseTunes11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shane was mighty proud of that play on words. :)

    • @LA-xc4tc
      @LA-xc4tc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The- k-Karda.. Kardashanes.....😏
      😂😂😂

    • @sherlockholmes-pb9ig
      @sherlockholmes-pb9ig 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AHAHAAH WITH BREAD

  • @Honeyypotter
    @Honeyypotter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7463

    Shane's perfume would be "chipmusk"

    • @madifilms_1277
      @madifilms_1277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      🤣🤣lmao I can’t breathe I’m laughing so much! I’m a sucker for cheesy puns so this was perfect tbh!

    • @mollybrolly3523
      @mollybrolly3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      underrated comment right here 😂

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honey Potter I wonder what it would smell like 😂👃🏻

    • @madifilms_1277
      @madifilms_1277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GiDD _ Rosy Parks

    • @vadapartyannapurna
      @vadapartyannapurna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GiDD504 it’ll smell ‘NUTTY’

  • @idolizationist
    @idolizationist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7226

    The fact that Shane just wants to be a sugar baby is amazing to me

    • @f.b.i3579
      @f.b.i3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Why wouldn't you want that

    • @bobbycannon5497
      @bobbycannon5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I bet a bird flying is amazing to you. What’s the significance of this😂?

    • @Six6448_Xbox
      @Six6448_Xbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      No surprise to me. I comprehended why he is like that as soon as he said "donate to planned parenthood".

    • @sparklinglemon-limepop8442
      @sparklinglemon-limepop8442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Six6448_Xbox SHSHDSDBJDHASDSD

    • @kaitlin8833
      @kaitlin8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SIOUX FALLS. I am from around there. Don’t come. It’s cold and there is nothing here 🙏😢🤷‍♀️

  • @sofiabarrera4674
    @sofiabarrera4674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The clip of Shane yelling "IVE GOT YOU AT LAST" now lives rent free in my head

  • @caitlinmariereacts
    @caitlinmariereacts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Shane screaming "you're my friend!" repeatedly just warmed my heart :')

    • @snemril
      @snemril ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @snemril
      @snemril ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn

  • @elizabethsiskin6159
    @elizabethsiskin6159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4558

    Shane's new perfume name should be Shanelle

  • @kaylahopper5739
    @kaylahopper5739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

    Nobody’s saying anything about the fact that Ryan said the words “Nancy draw up” and I’m upset

    • @Katie-ly2mu
      @Katie-ly2mu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you, that one really got me

    • @StarryIceW0lf
      @StarryIceW0lf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm so proud

    • @C1nemac5485
      @C1nemac5485 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m shocked nobody has made the comment about “Ben Wa”!

    • @Yosetime
      @Yosetime 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well hopefully you got over your PTSD over a fictional character.

  • @Kasei.T
    @Kasei.T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Unrelated, but I'm with you Shane. I totally wanted to go to Antarctica in my 20s. Still kinda do. It's like, the Earthly equivalent of being able to say that you've stood on Mars. How many people can say they've been to Antarctica?? I think it's cool to see something that few people will ever see. More power to ya!

  • @alanchoichang8336
    @alanchoichang8336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    Ryan: "its time to make like nancy drew, and nancy draw up some theories..."
    me: ....... -_- ......are u gonna let that slide shane?

    • @outofyourteague8934
      @outofyourteague8934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alan Choi Chang that’s exactly what I thought 😂😂

    • @delilahchevalier2553
      @delilahchevalier2553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I bet Shane wrote it lol

    • @xoALSox
      @xoALSox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alan Choi Chang this was totally not okay

    • @gcool6707
      @gcool6707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I kind of like that joke🤷🏽‍♀️ it was cheesy-funny

    • @luislainez4913
      @luislainez4913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sponsership money ain't no joke

  • @youcancallmekathyp
    @youcancallmekathyp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2541

    "no one was aware of any secret marriage."
    Wouldn´t that be the point of a secret marriage? xD

    • @curviing
      @curviing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      O shmeat ur right

    • @b.i.c.violet4545
      @b.i.c.violet4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ...I mean, SOMEONE had officialize the marriage. Right? Remember Romeo and Juliet. The Priest knew. The nurse knew.

    • @anishaimtiaz1721
      @anishaimtiaz1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Violet *GRADE TEN ENGLISH 😢*

    • @oaks_are_rising1054
      @oaks_are_rising1054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You also need two witnesses so it’s likely that at least one of her friends was there

  • @CaptainLog
    @CaptainLog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5415

    Shane is dressing like a 30 year old with Fine Arts degree money.

    • @theWeaverofTales
      @theWeaverofTales 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ,,, I had just picked out those same frames today, you have roasted me as well

    • @devinmccurry4235
      @devinmccurry4235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is that good money or bad money?? In my area of the states nobody really ever goes to college, so I'm confused on what you mean haha

    • @kingsly2275
      @kingsly2275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      devin mccurry fancy poor is the best way i Would describes that Kinda of money

    • @user-kl1on3nw7y
      @user-kl1on3nw7y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How?

    • @bonny96123
      @bonny96123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHHAHAHA

  • @lexiarie6545
    @lexiarie6545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    19:00 Rewatching this segment after Roe V Wade has been overturned and states have started to ban abortions is like watching a flashback of the past become the present

    • @sunakshisanwal
      @sunakshisanwal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ifkr, my thoughts exactly

    • @KeeBay30
      @KeeBay30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Gamfluent oh still can. Just putting women's lives to further more risk. Like in this case here...

    • @Mayochup191
      @Mayochup191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KeeBay30 plenty of states let a woman abort in cases of medical emergencies. Aborting because you had unprotected sex and now regret it is the issue on hand

    • @ilovenickwilde
      @ilovenickwilde 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally what i thought of

    • @violet7773
      @violet7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Mayochup191 so you think that a baby should be a punishment for doing something you view as immoral behaviour? Parenthood should be a choice, not a prison sentence

  • @harvestcheddar0
    @harvestcheddar0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    “I don’t even have $750 in my bank account right now.”
    That’s it Buzzfeed. Give these boys a raise. They deserve it, and you know it.

    • @Yelgie
      @Yelgie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You think that's true?

    • @Yelgie
      @Yelgie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That they don't even have $750 in their accounts?

    • @emilyrnld5991
      @emilyrnld5991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Glad I wasn't the only person that caught that. Yeah California is an expensive place to live but damn.

    • @harvestcheddar0
      @harvestcheddar0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yel H I think they do in their savings account. Checking, probably not. They live in the LA area. Corporate jobs that pay 60k can still leave you with little money after rent and all your other bills. Can’t imagine living in a place like that with their prices.

    • @EllaMeepa
      @EllaMeepa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a well known fact that buzzfeed doesn't pay well, which is why multiple people have branched off of buzzfeed and started their own channels

  • @kassi3538
    @kassi3538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3776

    She's walking alone with lots of money. Was probably robbed and killed.

    • @brooklynnbutterfield1951
      @brooklynnbutterfield1951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Kassi Beal very possible. I think the family hired someone to cover up the tracks.

    • @phillip6933
      @phillip6933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And since her body wasn't found yet, they also probably was buried by the robbers

    • @codeblue8922
      @codeblue8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      If I were a betting man, I’d say she was viciously mauled by a pack of HOT SEARING TEENS!

    • @ChaCha.44
      @ChaCha.44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I don’t know approximately how much $ she was gonna inherit, but most heirs and heiresses usually don’t just suddenly disappear - leaving behind their future fortune, right? 🤔

    • @hs4780
      @hs4780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@codeblue8922 I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that lmao

  • @yanasties
    @yanasties 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2194

    "Stuart Little."
    "Oh the mouse. The mouse boi."
    "He's a man. He was a mouse man. He drove a car." I'm 💀

    • @jessiec2220
      @jessiec2220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That made me realize that means they basically adopted a grown man

    • @yanasties
      @yanasties 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jessiec2220 RIGHT.

    • @Elenyiorene
      @Elenyiorene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jessiec2220 Stuart Little was 7 years old and also not adopted! He's their biological child.

    • @jessiec2220
      @jessiec2220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elenyiorene explain

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

  • @Rashakt
    @Rashakt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I kind of want to see Shane and Ryan cover the disappearance of Theodosia Burr. It's a fascinating case and it was a big deal at the time because she was such a prominent figure in the colonies. It was a high profile case because she boarded a ship and the ship itself disappeared without a trace, along with her, the captain, and a friend of Aaron Burr's. I would highly recommend anyone interested in American history to look it up. There were actual novels and poems written with theories about what happened.

  • @Valerizco
    @Valerizco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    3:09
    Ryan: “well this story does not get humorous nor does it get romantic”
    Shane: “ ᵒᵏᵃʸ ” :D

  • @grizzillie9541
    @grizzillie9541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    "keeping up with the... Kardash- Kardashanes"

  • @toratoragaming
    @toratoragaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10878

    My theory: she just couldn’t find the evening dress she ACTUALLY liked and is still shopping to this day #postmortem

  • @starrfoster3477
    @starrfoster3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Shane muttering “give money to planned parenthood “ gave me life

    • @spo0ky_artz365
      @spo0ky_artz365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr :D

    • @andrewstephens9383
      @andrewstephens9383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lost respect for Shane on that comment

    • @skarut1485
      @skarut1485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Andrew Stevens cry about it

    • @binugget
      @binugget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrewstephens9383 you’re allowed to think that. And Shane’s allowed to think that

    • @TreadmillGuy92
      @TreadmillGuy92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like Shane but I disagree with him on that. No hate.

  • @kendrarose777
    @kendrarose777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Shane in the intro: 😐
    Shane for the rest of the episode: 🙄😏😂🤔

    • @Nemenis
      @Nemenis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      k

    • @lydia883
      @lydia883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      These emojis capture the kombucha girls facial expressions lmao

    • @Nemenis
      @Nemenis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lydia Holland ohhh....
      k

  • @blueroses7468
    @blueroses7468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    "Where's the mole on your buttcheek"
    "They dont know that"
    Shane, how innocent can you be?

    • @jenyates102
      @jenyates102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahaha that’s what I was thinking too!

  • @prettycool583
    @prettycool583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3663

    I SAY WE MAKE A “KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHANE’S” LMAOO

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      [glass falls off counter, shatters]
      [dramatic music]
      “Obi?”
      [camera zooms in]
      “Obi, did you knock over my glass of orange juice?”
      [Obi looks away]
      “Young man, look at me when I’m talking to you.”
      “...”
      “Don’t make me call up the demons.”
      (What the hell am I doing with my life?🤦🏻‍♀️😂)

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg yes!!

    • @mchiii9169
      @mchiii9169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg! Yes!
      Ft.Wheeze

    • @Olive-ey1cc
      @Olive-ey1cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes definitely

    • @moonshine9684
      @moonshine9684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see what u did there

  • @addie_is_me
    @addie_is_me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Her parents, declaring her kidnapped and killed and not wanting investigations to continue, even to find her body? They must have found out what happened and did not want it public. people grieve in their own way, but there are parameters.
    She was well known, recognizable, she could not have been invisible forever. She did not just scaddale.

  • @catboy_tylerr
    @catboy_tylerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    “Keeping Up with the Karda-Shanes” -Shane, 2019
    “The only little I trust is Stuart” -Ryan, 2019
    such beautiful, inspiring quotes

  • @crystalbpersuasion1449
    @crystalbpersuasion1449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6440

    I would go with the abortion theory. Reason being that she has money that equaled to 750.00. This seems to me an amount a doctor would charge to do an illegal procedure. Also it would explain why she didn’t want her mother to go with her. She would need to go by herself. I do believe that something went wrong and the doctor did not want to get caught especially with a known socialite of a famous family! He probably did use the incinerator in the house to get rid of the body. Sad but i think it true.

    • @lburns7952
      @lburns7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I can see this........

    • @thetillerwiller4696
      @thetillerwiller4696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      Crystal Arnhold abortions at the time cost $28 (in 1910 money) so ya it would make sense that she was carrying $30

    • @ashishhembrom3905
      @ashishhembrom3905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You had me until 'I think..'

    • @crystalbpersuasion1449
      @crystalbpersuasion1449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Definitely a George Soros funded bot yes, but leave it to someone to be grammar police. People clearly understood what i meant.

    • @crystalbpersuasion1449
      @crystalbpersuasion1449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      ashish hembrom not sure what you mean-it’s a hypothesis because it’s a mystery. No one can say for sure it’s an absolute truth. Therefore ‘I think’

  • @el.springall
    @el.springall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    Here's my theory: It's really suspicious that the parents took so long to make the investigation public, and so quick to stop searching and write her out of their will. I think Dorothy and George were in love and/or knocked up, which would have been a huge embarrassment for the parents, so maybe the parents told them to disappear and gave them enough money to go start a life somewhere far away #postmortem

    • @katichu
      @katichu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That seems pretty likely to me.

    • @theawesomeman2316
      @theawesomeman2316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Very possible people care alot about respect back in the day.

    • @nooneanonymous3340
      @nooneanonymous3340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Same. They were way too quick to give up on her ever being found alive. Say she got pregnant by Griscom during their meet-up in Boston, maybe she had an abortion and they either killed her because they knew she was still seeing George, or because she’d had an abortion. Both would have been taboo for the time.

    • @gloriamae28
      @gloriamae28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Considering this time in history there is a possibility that the family could have been involved in her disappearance. Especially if there was an unwanted marriage or pregnancy.

    • @Gagatrondraa
      @Gagatrondraa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Laura Springall or they killed her

  • @bethgilman760
    @bethgilman760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Am I the only that cackled when Ryan said "it's time to make like Nancy Drew and Nancy draw up some theories...." 😂😂

  • @ankitakuvalekar1200
    @ankitakuvalekar1200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    " The boys' gonna crack it. We never do."
    "That's a guarantee!"
    😂😂😂

  • @ghouligangirl4876
    @ghouligangirl4876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    This episode has extreme crackhead energy and I'm all for it

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Meth, baby! Meth.

    • @DontReferToMe24
      @DontReferToMe24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Crack is like the only thing Shane is scared of lol

    • @ghouligangirl4876
      @ghouligangirl4876 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      dilophosaurus venenifer you have to face your fears sometimes 😳

    • @kaitlinbettenberg9932
      @kaitlinbettenberg9932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *chipmunk noises*

  • @sydneybrown3516
    @sydneybrown3516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    i forgot what shane’s last name was and all my brain was supplying was “Shane Bidet” #roastmortem

    • @massivelyscrewed177
      @massivelyscrewed177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Much better than madej

    • @Buggle7619
      @Buggle7619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When he has finished his BUN life...that will be his nxt business venture . Hahaha

    • @MissS1989
      @MissS1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This comment belongs in roast-mortem.

    • @ankekruger128
      @ankekruger128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sydney Brown shane madej’s bidets

    • @juiceyborger
      @juiceyborger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sydney Brown i mean thats basically right

  • @dovelugosi
    @dovelugosi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Thank you very much for being the kind of men who can say 'donate to planned parenthood' (even during work hours) ❤️

  • @AlpineAlien
    @AlpineAlien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    It definitely seems like the abortion was very plausible, especially since she saw George a few months prior and did not want her mother coming out with her.

    • @shamx_rose5109
      @shamx_rose5109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Kara Martin the fact she had a “party” to go to means she had plenty of time as an excuse for her parents. She wouldn’t need her mother to come after to buy a dress if she had $750 worth of money on her anyway. That all together is enough to for her to go get an abortion and pay for travel without anyone getting suspicious as to why she’s not home yet.

    • @wkandpwrless
      @wkandpwrless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yup, the going rate for a 1910 basement abortion was $28. After her purchasing the chocolates, a book, something else I can’t remember, and travel expenses + the abortion, $30 would have been just enough. Perhaps she got the chocolates cuz she had a pregnancy craving. She bought the romantic short story book, 1- to help pass the time during her travel and, 2- because maybe she needed/wanted to read about true love with happy endings because obviously her love story did not go as planned. Maybe she thought the book would provide some sort of comfort for her.

  • @monnie7110
    @monnie7110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    Night gown: *exists*
    Ryan: “sleepy time gown”
    Night gown: “am I a joke to you?”

    • @Cb-om2bj
      @Cb-om2bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my gosh that's hilarious 😂 I literally was thinking how funny it was that he called it that when he said it😂

    • @Ralphies_Mom
      @Ralphies_Mom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All in favor of a name change say "I."

    • @redgrr
      @redgrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I

    • @stoopidtingz1534
      @stoopidtingz1534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes😖

    • @dilfdesaulniers5604
      @dilfdesaulniers5604 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ralphies_Mom I

  • @starbellysneetch8856
    @starbellysneetch8856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4359

    My theory:
    When Dorothy met up with George a couple months before she disappeared, she got pregnant. 2 months later she realised she couldn’t hide her pregnancy for much longer, and couldn’t have her parents find out, especially with George being the father. She went to get an abortion in secret, using dress shopping as her excuse, however she did not survive the abortion. #postmortem

    • @Mia-kr7np
      @Mia-kr7np 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      StarBellySneetch⭐️ that is such a good theory

    • @amyburcher863
      @amyburcher863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Hence the cash she bought with her?

    • @revelle8605
      @revelle8605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      That's what I'm thinking, too. The weird way she responded to her mother when her mom asked to come along for dress shopping sounds suspicious, imo. It's as if Dorothy was suddenly panicked her mom would insist on coming along, ruining Dorothy's plan to have the abortion, and so she just said what came to her mind to try and get her mom off her back. Also, maybe her reason for carrying so much money with her on that day was to pay out-of-pocket for the surgery. The chocolates and book, too, sound like things she could've been buying to help comfort herself, knowing she was going to have the medical procedure done.
      All in all, it's a sad but quite plausible outcome.

    • @Soundsaboutright42
      @Soundsaboutright42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Abortions were illegal back then, and a lot of women died because of it. What a crazy theory, love it.

    • @notamoose2070
      @notamoose2070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      Oh, to add to the theory, maybe the family did eventually find out about the circumstances of her death through a private investigator, and that is why they started asking for the police department to stop investigating the case... Considering it was the 1910s they'd most likely prefer Dorothy to be remembered as a murder victim who was kidnapped than a woman who died getting an abortion since it would have damaged the family's name :/

  • @okthen623
    @okthen623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I wanna get a *lotta* money, and then disappear off the face of the earth"
    Biggest mood