This topic in a nutshell: “HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ME” “um, what, no” “oh... a demon possessed my phone when I dropped it on my foot so I sent you that. sorry.”
people are getting demonetized for actually no reason, bunch of my fav youtubers are being demonetized and some of them stopped youtube. its sad theyre ruining their own company
5:01 wouldn't have been so awkward if they hadn't tried so hard. Like, they could've skipped the whole middle part and just left "Awwww shucks. Great cosplay nonetheless."
Oops accidentally rammed a car into a day care and finished off the kids for the second time edit just found out thats vehicular manslaughter oops my bad guys double edit hey im on Reddit now
9:48 that should’ve been “ja ich weiß.” not only is he flexing about knowing a little german, it’s also grammatically incorrect. this honestly just pisses me off.
@@yungboomer6467 as long as you dont swear within the first 30 seconds of a video youtube doesnt care which is why i get quite mad when he censors everything
Tips for learning german: ß is what we call sz or sharp s, usually pronounced like somewhere between s and ss ch is like a cat hissing, but softer. Some accents pronounce it like sh though, so that would be fine too if you can't hiss.
9:46 That was awfully pronounced on your part, but also grammatically correct. Plus the guy probably speaks both and forgot the person he was messaging was English.
The reversal of the syllabes in advertising unfriendly words... gives me a small attack of utter disgust towards TH-cam, and all of us consumers I guess. This corporate censorship wouldn’t happen if we were to just switch to a different platform 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️. Great video as always Damien, keep it up
See I did this once I was trying to Rick roll some of my friends and I sent it to my crush, well. Shit it’s about love. I honestly didn’t mean to send it and I doubt she believed me when I said that I didn’t send it on purpose, FML
i love watching old emkay videos because i be missing damien sometimes but being slapped in the face with the white background instead of the newer night-friendly background is so much
*Me Sees Roach On The Floor* *Gets Raid Spray* *HASTA LA VISTA* *Roach dies* *10 minutes later* *Roach comes to life* *Me screaming at a high pitch* *GETS FLAMETHROWER* *Burns whole house down* *Blue thunder has left the Server* *Termites joined the Server*
9:47 If you want to speak the word 'weiß' here's a little instruction : 1. search for the word white 2. translate it to german 3. activate 'read out loud' The words 'know' and 'white' in german are the same except they mean different things. One is the color and the other says that you already knew something.
*reads title* *watches intro* *intro says "r/hmmm top posts"* me: accidentally closes tab, throws computer out of window and has a pee on bed. also me: "hmmm didnt mean to"
Airport security guard/pilot. Give this guy a raise. He is also the food court vendor, bag handler, black taxi driver outside the airport, and polishes shoes.
This topic in a nutshell:
“HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ME”
“um, what, no”
“oh... a demon possessed my phone when I dropped it on my foot so I sent you that. sorry.”
yep
300th like
“Oh okay”
“JUST CURIOUS why not???”
@@qualek7862 BeCaUsE i'M 2 YrS.
funtimeto thebasket “Oops I thought you were one lmfao”
"C*nt pic now!"
**sends him his own profile picture
Most of the text are fake anyways
@@i-nuke1188 you must be boring at parties
@@duckyjoel5373 XD Lawl
@@duckyjoel5373 I do hate fake people at parties
@@i-nuke1188 no they're probably not, you're the most fun at parties huh?
Oops, damien didn't mean to put in r/hmm at the intro
@Blue r/ihavereddit
@@mrgatlampa9833 is that a real sub reddit
@@ohitscryo yeah it's just people who think they will end up in one of these videos
And how is that wooosh
@Blue r/ihavereddit and the woooosh is on you
Title: “r/oopsdidntmeanto”
Intro: “r/hmmm”
Me: *HMMMMMMM*
Gangster of Love
You god dame genius
r/wooosh
Smart Idiot huh?
69 likes bois
HMMMMMMM I wonder why is said that
Oops! My editor accidentally wrote hmmm instead of oopsdidntmeanto!
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“SCCCUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM GGGGGGAAAAAAAAANNGGG!!! LET YOUR NUTS HANGGGGG!”
“Huh”
“Oops wrong person”
Pancake dude *Laughing intensifies*
whens that?
Reighter it’s not in the video, i just made a joke.
@reighter r/woooosh
Pancake dude ah i thought it was in the video because of how shit it was
EmKay: *Puts r/hmmm instead of r/oopsdidntmeanto
EmKay: Oops didn't mean to!
r/woooosh
@@0.28lux3 Ya just double wooooshed
0.28 Lux what‘s a whoosh ?
@@0.28lux3 off
@@marcusmarcus4790 when the joke flies over ur head
Husband: We should have a baby
Wife: Nah fam, my great great great great great great grandma had cancer.
Don’t wanna make cancer babies.
9:45
As someone who doesn’t know much German at all, the way he pronounced “ß” pained me physically and emotionally.
As a german i died
Its just spelled out SS (german here)
not that hard
Did anybody catch that it said r/hmmm top posts in the intro? Edit: OK, so I come back 8 months and this has 2000 likes. Yikes.
He didnt mean to
Damien:oops didn't mean to
@@spaghettiman35 Haha, lol!
I thought i was the only one
Totes
Hey Emkay...
Can I...
Put...
My minecraft bed...
Next to yours?
Hee hee, only joking...
Unless?
You cannot rest now there are *monsters* nearby
Tee hee
yeet hitter yes
LOL I'm just playin'...
But if you want to....
Put it in the nether
Damien: pronounces ß as a B
Every German speaker simultaneously cringes
Trollivania we germans pulled a sneaky on yall huh
I don't even know German and I kno it's s
AHH I JUST SAW THAT SCENE WHAT THE FUCK xD how the fuck did he pronounce weiß?? It's pronounced more like white but with an s....
@Trollivania yeah, in the same way an 'a' looks like an 'o'... NOT !
@Trollivania for someone who is either badly educated and stupid or barely lost their eyesight, yes.
did.... did you just censor the word "gun"...? I'm getting real sick of this youtube demonetization scare.
What time
@@robertovelasco2120 11:13
Ikr? TH-cam is getting unwelcoming updates and it's making it worse
@@jookielookieyoureadopted2691 Yep. And the way to change the profile just became a full task to do.
people are getting demonetized for actually no reason, bunch of my fav youtubers are being demonetized and some of them stopped youtube. its sad theyre ruining their own company
1:09 my guys got a bed lower than my self esteem
Lower than mine too. I see where you are at.
Miles higher than mine
Oof
@@boatbayre7789 Damn. That's sad =(
Glad to see the low self esteem gang is all hear hahahaha *sad sighs*
"chocolate skiiiin... some stay dry and others feel the cringe"
Gotta love chocolate rain
ExtraSpooky golden rain? 👀
Nice
Oops, didn’t mean to commit genocide in the orphanage!
Smh, I hate when that happens
@@lilvantasfan834 Oopsies
JA EK WIB??? I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT YOUR GERMAN PRONOUNCIATION x,D
Ikr that was hilarious 😂
German is a shitty language.
@@sashadoesrandomstuff4223 as a german, fuck you
Sasha DoesRandom Stuff as someone who has a sister that speaks German , fuck you
@@sashadoesrandomstuff4223 as a canadian, wants some syrup eh?
Me: watches emkay at night
Emkay: white outro
Me: my life just flashed before my eyes
Your life be so bright, then😃?
@@愛-m8l6l
Life be so _bright_
Then BOOM
*Depression*
Him: Ja, ich weiß.
Me, a German: Was hat er gesagt?
I had a stroke when he said that
When did he say it (time)?
I know a little German lol
@@soudruhholub8306 9:45
Yes, i would also love to taste a black woman’s chocolate skin.
Oops. Didnt mean to type that
Where Is Waldo ...that was a mistake right??
@Where Is Waldo answer their question waldo
Where Is Waldo oh no
Turns out it doesn’t taste like chocolate. Also, using the prison internet system to post this
5:01 wouldn't have been so awkward if they hadn't tried so hard. Like, they could've skipped the whole middle part and just left "Awwww shucks. Great cosplay nonetheless."
aw shucks, what is he goofy?
@@desertheat4u He said "awwwww shucks" and if he didn't continue after that it would be fine
Idk why but I like the fact that damien censors words by reversing them loll.
Oops accidentally rammed a car into a day care and finished off the kids for the second time edit just found out thats vehicular manslaughter oops my bad guys double edit hey im on Reddit now
Oooops
Should I tell them about the retirement home
@@scorpion72810 nah not yet
@KatieWannaDoYT the greatest name
r/iamveryedgy
1:36 _"Belle wants to Cu.."_ *damien starts to become wheezing alien again*
can we just appreciate Mkay trying to talk German xD.
Besser ist es
@@samply_the_best I think so too
the way you pronounced "Yah ich weiß" has me in tears
Yah ick wib 😆
@@cellina.starfire I cringed
"Heehee, cause she wants to come."
"Bella wants to *WHEEZE* "
0:17
So now I'm confused... is it r/hmmm or r/oopsdidntmeanto
I guess he did an..... Oops didn't mean to
I think you got whooooshed
Aiden Stumme that’s the joke he didn’t mean to do r/hmm
Aiden Stumme
yes
r/wooosh
Title: r/Oopsididntmeanto
Thumbnail: r/Oopsididntmeanto
Him: r/Oopsididntmeanto
Intro: r/Hmmm
Me: Huh?
Oops, he didn't mean to...
yeet hitter r/Woooosh
@@wdf_skar you're the one being wooshed here!
yeet hitter then we’re both getting wooooshed
@@wdf_skar this is hurting my brain
When Damien can't stop laughing while he's trying to read something, it becomes 10x funnier.
¥ah ich weib
*i know
Frick my phone is still in German
*_nine_*
Steven Matthews nein
Are u gonna be the next Justin y I’m starting to see you every where
@@jassminefigueroa2109 10
Steven Matthews
Nein
Ha! It should be 'Ja, ich weiß'!
7:22 when you blur out the names but you can still see them
9:48 that should’ve been “ja ich weiß.” not only is he flexing about knowing a little german, it’s also grammatically incorrect. this honestly just pisses me off.
Its been so long
As a fellow European: take a fucking joke and chill, we all put up with others butchering our languages
Wowie ok
who the fuck cares if he didnt say it right
idk what it is but the word "coochie" and "pic" together really cracks me up
c o o c h i e p i c
Emily Faust wait you don’t know what coochie means?
COOCHIE PIC NOWWW!!!!!
I'm an accident
Edit: shit I didn't mean to send that 🤷♀️, that was meant for my mom disregard that comment please
Shut omg i didnt want to write this comment no oops sorry lol XD
OH NO I liked the comment my bad! I take it back alright? okay :)
JK my friend sent that
It's ok guys we all make accidents... like my parents
There are no accidents
7:19 unsuccesful name blanking
Damien- *oops i didn't mean to*
Aron Mężyk he also swore at 7:51
@@bl4azeZ dick is a swear word?
PoisonousProjectiles it depends of the context of the word
@@yungboomer6467 as long as you dont swear within the first 30 seconds of a video youtube doesnt care which is why i get quite mad when he censors everything
TitanBeats most videos aren’t thirty minutes long though this one wasnt
I first had no idea why everyone loves your laugh so much but now that I've heard it so often I think it's pretty funny 😂
I feel like the first one was actually an accident ,Cuz like why would they send that ,The more I think about it the more it doesn't make sense
Well I mean he probably said “oops didn’t mean too” in his head
I've done that before.
Anis BEng nice profile picture
@@thunderart5696 why thank you ,I stole-I mean found it myself on the internet
Anis BEng lol I took a screenshot and cropped mine 😂
Tips for learning german:
ß is what we call sz or sharp s, usually pronounced like somewhere between s and ss
ch is like a cat hissing, but softer. Some accents pronounce it like sh though, so that would be fine too if you can't hiss.
Is the ch in the back of the mouth then? (Sorry I’ve never heard a cat)
4:01 *why does this sound like plankton*
Black plankton
@@amersaidat1905 no.
@@amersaidat1905 w h a t n o
plankton made a mind controlling device to steal a burger
I can’t even afford a candybar
Asriel Dreemurr [GD]
don’t we all
That One Guy idk do we?
Lil Tim while Patrick does not know he ate his candybar already
im still waiting for the
"What if i put my minecraft bed next to yours... Haha.. just kidding.. unless..?"
Oops, I didn’t mean to bring my glock to school
school shooting jokes aren't funny.
@@yournotgully yes they are
hell yeah america 😍😍😍😍
everybody gangsta till some kid brings an infinity bow to school
The mexican cartel can obtain something new to sell in america my dude
Oops! I didn't mean to pause at exactly 9:29 I was just super tired and my hand slipped and press the pause button
My pants also fell off at the same time. I really need to get a new belt
Does anyone have a name? XD
TheRealCat sorry to disappoint bros. It’s fake titties
LMAO SO I WENT TO THAT TIMESTAMP TO SEE WHAT IT WAS AND IT WAS PAUSED AND MY SISTER WALKED IN AND WENT "WHAT THE HELL" IM FUCKING CRYING
marinara sauce LMFAOO
Mum: Oops didn’t mean to give birth to you!
Me: *confused*
9:46 That was awfully pronounced on your part, but also grammatically correct. Plus the guy probably speaks both and forgot the person he was messaging was English.
Graut k
@@marileed8504 L
Happens to me all the time its really weird
@@theuglypotato7017 r/OopsDidntMeanTo
Graut well if he isn't German then obviously he wouldn't know how to pronounce it
I love how the first result for "how to pronounce" is acai.
The reversal of the syllabes in advertising unfriendly words... gives me a small attack of utter disgust towards TH-cam, and all of us consumers I guess. This corporate censorship wouldn’t happen if we were to just switch to a different platform 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️. Great video as always Damien, keep it up
1:03 “And clean up that mess!”
*Looks away in messier room*
See I did this once I was trying to Rick roll some of my friends and I sent it to my crush, well. Shit it’s about love. I honestly didn’t mean to send it and I doubt she believed me when I said that I didn’t send it on purpose, FML
Rick Astley is quaking along with your crush
"ya ik wib" IMMACULATE, PERFECT German!! Thank you, Damien.
“I don’t swear in my videos”
Also EmKay :
7:42
?
10,000 Subs and no videos challenge he said “let your dick hang dog” or something like that
OOPS! Didn’t mean to put “r/hmmm” in the title card!
Reddit sucks all day
Edit: Sorry a dragon took my phone and was slayed by shrek and karen took the kids omg sorry
Damn you lost shrek to a karen 😳😳
no way you know shrek. can i have his autograph plz
lol
random still doesnt equal funny
XD
7:48
t-they didn’t cover it enough so now you can see who said that.
*Laughter at **3:50** was so amazing I almost went into cardiac arrest.*
Greetings from Germany. 🇩🇪
I like to watch your videos.😂
Dick Bilder?
@@fatpermabannedretard5339 how in the hell?
Ja ick weib xD
Hello you like eugenics yes?
Moin
Me: wait he put r/ hmmm
Every single person who watches this video: R/WOOOOOOOSH
Me: OH WAIT I GET. IT NOW
Se-s-senpai?
0:00 Well if your trying to defend yourself against cheating, Goldbloom Dino definitely disarms the opposition ... Genius level planning
i love watching old emkay videos because i be missing damien sometimes but being slapped in the face with the white background instead of the newer night-friendly background is so much
Basically Damien being the best man alive for 13:28 minutes
Sorry for being late, was playing uno and destroying my friendships
My daily dose of Daimen
I think I've overdosed...
sorry my friend took my phone
Daily dose of internet❎
Daily dose of Daimen☑️
Matt Daimen
0:09 Ellie:Ian what the hell happened to you-
1:17 when some guy on the internet instead of your mom tells you to clean your room, you know it's noticeable
Your laugh keeps me alive
I accidentally texted my boss that I was taking a dump while I was texting the mrs. That's an oops.
10:40 HOW IS HIS BELLY BUTTON SO HIGH UP THATS SCARY
Just made my day watching you look up the pronunciation of Alleles.
I've been enjoying the laughs your team brings.
“‘Cause she wants to... Belle wants to come”
I’m fucking dead, that was brilliant!
NO, THIS IS r/hmmm AND YOU CAN’T TELL ME OTHERWISE
Intro: r/hmmm
*"Oopsdidntmeanto"*
Kid: *Buys $300 worth of toys on Amazon*
Parents: what da ʞooɟ
Kid: sowwy mom the boogie monster stwole my ipad
these videos always tempt me to snatch my friends phones and send weird messages, knowing nobody would believe the "omg that was my friend"
At 2:55 that's my post, still haunts me..
7:37 why do they even bother to try get the name out u can see it’s taslima nasreeh replying to @pzmyers
"forgot I had my airpods in"
*me listening to this with my Soundcore Liberty 2 Pro*
I dont remember asking
@@dylans2ndchannel981 I don't remember askingyou not aksing
@@travishartnett2307 you're trying to flex
@@dylans2ndchannel981 I'm really not, sorry if I offended you though.
@@travishartnett2307 dang you could've r/woooosh'd me
0:07
First: there are no accidents
Second: life finds a way
3:51 - 4:02 . Damien's Precious laughter.
5:37 I thought it said "Cat pic now!!!!"
Honestly, I kinda wish it did
Dude, your pronounciation of Matamata was actually pretty good!
Person: 😘
Person: "OOPS I WAS FIGHTING A DRAGON AND IT STOLE MY PHONE AND THEN AN *O G R E* STOLE IT AND SENT THAT MESSAGE!!! OH MY GOD SORRY" 😰
I feel like half of these people fall into the r/niceguys category
HEATHER WHY ARE YOU HEERE? YOU HAVE TO HAUNT VERONICA!
9:29 I like how, in this part, he just responds with "Okay" 😂😂
9:46 couldn't breath because it sounds so funny how you talk German lmao
0:15
At first I was going to ask if you meant to do that, then I remembered the title. Nice one!
Help I accidentally vaporized my science teacher.
AH FRICK I DID IT AGAIN
Whoops
another one? damn you and your slippery hands!
Alice Angel Don't make me send Bendy on you!
*Me Sees Roach On The Floor*
*Gets Raid Spray*
*HASTA LA VISTA*
*Roach dies*
*10 minutes later*
*Roach comes to life*
*Me screaming at a high pitch*
*GETS FLAMETHROWER*
*Burns whole house down*
*Blue thunder has left the Server*
*Termites joined the Server*
9:46 this moment when you think a,B' is a ,ß'😂😂😂
The Most unbelievable thing about these texts is not that the buddy took the phone and wrote the text, but that they actually have a buddy
hey emkay??
i love you!
edit: whoops my friend stole my phone
edit 2: jk
edit 3: jk
edit 4: unless?
This is fake. It was only edited once.
The Cursed Dinkleberg R/whoosh
@@maashido8185 r/woosh
The Cursed Dinkleberg r/nou
R/hmm why was the title r/hmm but it’s actually r/oopsdidntmeanto did you do an oopsie
R/whoosh
MegaCoolbruh I should make a subreddit called r/commentnazis for things like this
@@capitalmilk8086 r/foundthemobileuser
That’s the fucking joke what’s the name of the freaking subreddit
Great job m8, what an award, you got the fucking joke
“Ich weeb” killed me soakmsnenam
I once read a story and the dude in it was like
„I love you“
„Oh im sorry, This was auto correct“
9:47 If you want to speak the word 'weiß' here's a little instruction :
1. search for the word white
2. translate it to german
3. activate 'read out loud'
The words 'know' and 'white' in german are the same except they mean different things. One is the color and the other says that you already knew something.
*reads title*
*watches intro*
*intro says "r/hmmm top posts"*
me: accidentally closes tab, throws computer out of window and has a pee on bed.
also me: "hmmm didnt mean to"
“Ich weib”
LMAOO
Fun German fact: ß is a double s.
Airport security guard/pilot. Give this guy a raise. He is also the food court vendor, bag handler, black taxi driver outside the airport, and polishes shoes.
Damien’s laugh is priceless 🤣 I love it!!!