@ARaion Hato i dont think it will be in the millions unless you count microorganisms but it will probably be in the thousands. And that is if they run into the fire which the animals should avoid since well its fire. Except i guess insects...
ExCuSe Me?! I aM hIgHlY oFfEnDeD (r/woosh me all you want,ik this is a joke. i just get angered easily and knowing my family is from ireland,it upsets me more.)
I mean there’s literally a community where people believe the Earth is a spinning fucking disc and a community thats kills countless children by not vaccinating them. Facebook’s fucked up. Also, don’t forget about Mark Zuckerberg and his alien team to be saving your information to their data base.
This reminds me of the one time where I bought a pet fish. I took it out of the fish tank so it could breath... it fell asleep lol. Edit: guys, shhh... i think my pets having a good dream
When he said “no shit Sherlock” to Tony Stark being Iron Man this is in fact a subtle nod to Robert Downey Jr playing Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes Game of Shadows.
When you called the actor playing Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes "Robert Downey Jr." you probably unintentionally refrenced the fact that his real name is accually Robert John Downey Junior
@@whitetrash.689 Yeah, it's kinda that I'd rather assume someone was *not* making a joke when they were than assume they *were* making a joke when they aren't.
"We should make a statue of the guy who killed hitler" "But he killed himself" "So you want a statue of hitler thats a bit Nazi of ya" "thats the point CHEIF"
5:32 Magnesium, lithium, sodium, potassium, caesium, and rubidium will burn and react with water. Potassium is so reactive with water that it has to be stored in oil because it will react with the moisture in the air. So yes, you can essentially set fire on water.
"Its improper to say 'lol out loud' because your practically saying, 'laugh out loud out loud.' Check your grammer." Me: *"BOI CHECK YOUR GRAMMER MY A$$."*
@@kingacrisius the punchline here is the word "grammer", not "lol out loud". While "lol out loud" is grammatically incorrect, "grammer", which is the main focus of this joke/comment, is an incorrect spelling.
When you’re a K-Pop fan and laugh at 5:44 I really confuse myself sometimes Edit: GUYS PLEASE STOP THE DRAMA! I respect you if you don’t like kpop, so please return the favor and respect me if I like it because there is nothing wrong with it, it’s just my taste in music....
My brain pronounces r/woooosh by internally playing the sound of a powerful toilet flush.
._.
I like this one
Don’t we all
Now I can’t imagine anything else. Thanks. You made my day.
@@aceampora6012 i don't 🙄
Ya know, ya ever think that the wooshers are making a joke, and we are the ones being wooshed?
Oh jesus...
It's more that we'd rather assume someone was not making a joke when they were, than assume they were making a joke when they aren't.
Green
they played us like a damn fiddle
r/woooosh
Colonel Timmy Don't you say such slander, my man.
R/woosh and r/mildlyinfuriating are very similar
People not getting a joke is mildly infuriating
Please don’t enter the hellspawn known as the replies
R/woooosh*
Daniel Picnic Handsomes U.S. Coast Guard
*R/wooooooooooooooooosh
@@themysteriouscatperson9483 R/woooosh*
Daniel Picnic Handsomes U.S. Coast Guard
R/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
they're like dumb children
When you gotta censor the name of a historical figure.
Which one? CallMeCarson or Hitler?
@@juanpablotoro9371 r/ihavereddit
@MLG Peppa Pig you non cultured swine*
And the K word lol
*Demonitization knocks on door*
"Keanu reeves can do anything he wants"
Putin: finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.
@@itsafake3462
hhh
@@lawfulcha0tic r/TheLetterH
You've heard of Keanu Reeves but, have you heard of Reanu Keeves?
@@christopherwilliams9675 in soviet Russia name names you
@@itsafake3462 wOw yOu'rE sTuPid
What if some of these people actually were dumb and it wasn't a joke.
🤔
you got a point
Squid
Owo
I was just wondering this now. I'm starting to feel afraid of correcting people now because of this.
Wouldn't be surprised, while the r/woooosh would be their only defense to hide their ignorance.
I have lost faith in humanity if people can't understand simple jOKES
Humanity is stupid
*_Y E S_*
Especially when it's obvious it's a joke.
Yeah
JOKES
5:38 oil.
Put oil on the water and it makes the water burnable.
You can litterally set a river on fire with a lot of oil.
Soooo.... I CAN HAVE MY RING OF FIRE BY GOING TO AN ISLAND AND SETTING THE SEA ON FIRE!!!
And it burns burns burns.... the ring of fire....
@ARaion Hato i dont think it will be in the millions unless you count microorganisms but it will probably be in the thousands. And that is if they run into the fire which the animals should avoid since well its fire. Except i guess insects...
Isnt that a grease fire??
there was also this one time where people randomly poured chemicals and trash into a river because no one at the time knew better. it caught on fire
Every one being stupid R/WOOOOOOOOOSHED NAGAS
George: dad where’s Peppa
Daddy pig: that’s a long story
*flashback*
Facebook mom: I-I don’t get it
mommy pig: she's just getting ready for lunch!
3 minutes later: here's dinner!
@@qwertymchurty Finnaly, i was starving!
@@valentinanica3754 this is the fastest reply I ever got
@@qwertymchurty sksksks I'm ded
If Damien's laugh restored HP
1:57 Then this noise restored my mana
There is no hp and mana in real life, idiot!
r/whoo..... WAIT SHIT
@@yellowcactustvz4929 *r/wOoOoSh!!!1!!*
@@yellownoodles1809 close..
@@yellowcactustvz4929 madlad
Tf, who crossed out call me Carson's name on Twitter
ikr
ikr
Ok Obama
ikr
@@Rang0_ MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!!!!!
I paused on the image of the chess board and the baby actually had the upper hand.
My Gods
Carlos Martinez HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT
As you get older, you get stupider
@@aceampora6012 I've seen nine year olds who like Lele pons, although I've also seen middle aged people like her
@@Deadbass_ watch yall profanities
Monotone Screaming ok boomer
Some guys didn't know jokes exist. And the jokes be like: "Am i a joke to you?"
Uhhh jokes don't speak idiot. So stupid 😒
@@Leig5H0T lmao
@@Leig5H0T dont you dare woooshception my reply section!
Hadari Anims i wonder how long this will take....
I guess they are a joke to them
3:14 Charlie Chaplin used two X's instead of the sghvesaujhjw to avoid getting demonetize on youtube
The suazdeguh?
the bad German man symbol
@@l3monguy nice, I'mma use it on my history paper along with this ☭
the nut zies
WHat No hE DiDnT yoUtoBe waS nOt eVen A tHinF
"I'm scared to touch potatoes because I could get the potato famine"
Ireland: *reality can be whatever I want it to be*
CallMeCarson
Potatoes
CallMeCa... Where did he go
"I DONT EANT POTATOE FAMINE"
Mikers Yikers Gmod Boi *gets potato famine*
This is such a bruh momentum
*ireland doesn’t speak IDIOT*
@@donutdog5326 lol
ExCuSe Me?! I aM hIgHlY oFfEnDeD (r/woosh me all you want,ik this is a joke. i just get angered easily and knowing my family is from ireland,it upsets me more.)
“Wait, why does that have downvotes”
Owie
mikkel nyhuus hello....
Seriously why does it
It's kind of hard to tell, but the first commenter seems to be playing dumb and making a followup joke.
I dont understand also theres no downvotes what are those if they dont exist ;-;
iT hAs DoWnVoTeS bEcAuSe It'S sTuPiD sMh
I happen to notice the youtuber sensation CallMeCarson being censored in this video 10:45 , damn demonetization censoring all that I love
youtube cant demonetize people on twitter duh idiot
Did you mean _the TH-cam Influencer CallMeCarson?_
Mr. Static Or maybe they can
Mr. Static r/woooosh
@@yoshifly2337 Right, thanks for correcting me mate
I swear everyone on Facebook doesn’t have a sense of humour
I mean there’s literally a community where people believe the Earth is a spinning fucking disc and a community thats kills countless children by not vaccinating them. Facebook’s fucked up.
Also, don’t forget about Mark Zuckerberg and his alien team to be saving your information to their data base.
No, they have a sense of humour, it's just m i n i o n.
I don't know, I find the pages Introvert Nation and Introvert Problems funny, maybe it's because I myself am an introvert.
The only people who use Facebook are elderly women and Karens
it be like that tho
Everyone: "wooosh"
Damien: "whooosh"
That's still the same 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@Gacha Marye 6 Oml.....
@Gacha Marye 6 r/WHOOSH
Aren’t both a sub reddit
Spoods _ r/whoooosh
If a person doesn't understand a Spongebob reference, that person is 100% a cop
:( :(OH NO HE HAS CANCER :( c
Nah my mom just banned it from the household along with Steven Universe and Gravity Falls
@@ArianeEvangelina Nice try officer
OctoKid Oof how did you figure out my disguise?
It doesn't work like that
Damien: and that brings us to the end of this vi-
Me: sobbing that the videos over
Why are u sobbing u crybaby. Their are more video on channel for u to c
@@SocialSyndromeKing I never thought I had to come to this but r/wooooooooooosh
GaY pInEaPpLe but there will be another video stupid... like cmon just go watch another video
@@RealClippzz IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT TRICK BUSTER *pulls uno reverse card*
@@SocialSyndromeKing reverse reverse UNO card
Me: sad
Damien’s laugh: *exists*
Me: *Happiness noise*
Wolfmeister508 me: sad
Gun: exists
Depression: Happiness noise
@@transqueenbowsette2665 you know life be like that at times
yes
6:16
“why does that have downvotes”
Emkay has just commited *OOPSIE*
Wrong reaction channel
Rami Barnard frick
I broke at "whoo!" and the pic of Jerry.
Kevin the normal dude excuse me?
@@torb1trick415 Around 6:00
"You can't count 9 in one hand"
Actually, you can count up to 31 in one hand (assuming each finger has only 2 states)
@Platypus If each finger has 2 states (aka binary digit), you can count from 00000(bin) up to 11111(bin), which are 0...31 in decimal
If you live Chernobyå¬ll, you can reach 511 with that methor.
RUSapache that makes no seance
RUSapache you wooooshed your self omg so many peps are stupid 🖕🏻 edit: whoever disliked me your mom gay
@@theboi9588 my mom IS in fact gay thanks for the recognition
This reminds me of the one time where I bought a pet fish. I took it out of the fish tank so it could breath... it fell asleep lol.
Edit: guys, shhh... i think my pets having a good dream
9 yo kid: pOoR FiShY :(((
R/WHOOOOSH
Monica Lucero when my older sister was still in college her fished killed itself by jumping out of the bowl
@@ShyGreenBean That's actually sad. R.I.P to your sisters fish :( I love animals so much. I hate myself now BAHAHA.
Aww
F
It died it didn’t sleep idiot
Man, with all these camo jokes on r/wooosh, I could make a living off of making blank canvases out of them and selling them!
Nah dude, i think they made memes about supernatural stuff. So freaking wierd how that mop was flooting in the Air like that! 😅
What jokes?
Dude you can see. Camo IDIOT
What is camo? I see pictures of john cena
@@meximelon5074 That comment knocked out all the others.... Just like John Cena
When he said “no shit Sherlock” to Tony Stark being Iron Man this is in fact a subtle nod to Robert Downey Jr playing Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes Game of Shadows.
When you called the actor playing Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes "Robert Downey Jr." you probably unintentionally refrenced the fact that his real name is accually Robert John Downey Junior
1:55 *”I don’t know how to have fun in life.”*
*”Dawoogabagabooboo”*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I saw that bit the second i scrolled to your comment
Maybe, we all who "have a good sense of humor" are being wooshed by the "dumb people" bc they're ironic??
aw yeah this is big brain time
120000 iq individuals be out here lads
Careful, youll break the internet
Gotta blast!
Not even a whole day and i already have ovewr 40 likes??
Thank you so much!
@@whitetrash.689 Yeah, it's kinda that I'd rather assume someone was *not* making a joke when they were than assume they *were* making a joke when they aren't.
No one:
People on creative in minecraft: 0:32
Ramen Noodle_Gamez omfG hahaha
Come see what I built guys!
*god turns off all player permissions*
Me
That’s not Minecraft that’s a painting
10:49 :sigh:
*_Carson is at it again with his amazing knowledge and his fans being dumb on purpose XD_*
We love him
O
I don’t get it,, what?
"We should make a statue of the guy who killed hitler"
"But he killed himself"
"So you want a statue of hitler thats a bit Nazi of ya"
"thats the point CHEIF"
Shoow
Good sir, it's chief. (Pls no r/wooooshes)
@@spycrab3723 r/wooosh ;) (I'm sorry, I had to ;-;)
@@kawaiichan6619 ;--;
@@spycrab3723 (too bad) r/wooosh
I can’t believe how many people actually think Lele Pons is funny.
She's really not. She's just cringey as hell. 😬😒
Nobody Cares There were arguments on my Facebook feed of grown adults thinking she’s hilarious
Couldnt agreeee more. Lolo ponnys is funny as heck.
When I was 13 I used to watch her videos now two years later I hate her
My friend showed me a vid of her...she was laughing. I don't understand how you find something so cringy to be funny...
5:38 the answer to that question is oil... AND NOW THE MILITARY IS EXTRACTING ME, GREAT!
Shadow snake wow! Technology has come so far! The military now uses 7-zip to extract oil
@@awesomegameryoutuber7035 yeah, luckily they realized their mistake and dropped me somewhere in the desert.
*_2:15_**_ - because the bruh was actually from Chernobyl. Now gimme a hi nine_* ✋
Wow
Sorreh I have 69 fingers so I can't do a hi nine
@@nomorelol5589 N I C E
Tf hands have 85 fingers
CIA, You Good?
Instead of siwatchitoo.
That represents the nisnatti, led by hihlih
*Ah yes, my favorite historical sign*
r/ihadastroke
2:40
Can't tell if this is a r/wooosh cos tbh I probably would've said this too, as a joke ofc, but maybe the guy genuinely didn't get it
Yeah I think that was a joke
it's r/woooosh you illiterate fuck
Halidor lmao
@@halidor77 you're
@@deadsleepshark your*
10:51 glad i’m not the only one that realised it was callmecarson, who crosses out _the_ carson himself eye-
"How do you put fire on water?"
Two words.
Greek. Fire.
Byzantine Empire: **looks at ancient greece**
Also Byzantine Empire: *WE STAND HERE AMIDST MY ACHIEVEMENT, NOT YOURS!*
Oil: am I a joke to you?
“We got an ocean to jack up” lubes up ocean
Omg you are so stupid you literally couldn’t do that to the whole ocean 🤦🏼♀️
Gianna Nicole i...um...
r/wooosh
Wait, i wanna hear Gio read your comment. That would be the funniest thing ever.
@@giannanicole173 Hope this is sarcasm, I CAN'T EVEN TELL ANYMORE😵
Gianna Nicole if that’s not sarcasm I’m committing die earlier than I planned to
@@silly_7555 😭 same
6:06 that pic and laugh brings me life.
maneoj46 honestly. I've been dying for along ass time now
**Peppa Pig Puzzle**
me:
🤔/🐽+🐷+🥓+🥓=🐖
🔌+🍆+💦=⚡
SpicyShitNuggets • Wth
That makes no sence ideot yu are stpid
@@bbhtrap5856 mirror, look in it
@@Oyasumi05 ok i was just joking but i have no idea what you just said.
“I hate fun, burr burr burr burr burr.” XD felt that.
2:13 nobody finna talk about this man who just invented the word “Darmn”
@@MrV41N uh actually, you used the wrong emoji 🤓🤓🤓
I wish Isaac Newton didn’t invent gravity :( :(
BuT hE dIdN't InVeNt GrAvItY
Ohmehgurd r/lettuce
@@rob_e_cop7128 r/w0000000sh
@@ownyourfate0 Yeah! All these guys and Nipple Sucking Sperm Whales!
@@Elijah0406 "Nipple Sucking Sperm Whales".... wtf lol
8:45 I don't think "lol" is in any grammar book I have read in my 4 years of english. Welp, this reddit is really frustrating but fun to watch lmao
4:23 right as he said "I'm trying to" I got an ad, starting with "You're trying to..."
nice
Bamboozled.
7:23
"Not made with mematic i swear"
I died
How did you write this then?!?!?
@@imissedthejoke4217 i see what you did there buddy
@@mr.bucket8308 i've been caught
@@imissedthejoke4217 @I MISSED THE JOKE congrats I'll drag you to arguing hell
@@mr.bucket8308 also @Mr.Bucket you need a roasting class
Sometimes when Damian is talking he sounds like the Scout
"I'm a force o' nature!"
- Some guy who kinda sounds like Damien
Someone online: doesn't understand joke
Other people who understood the joke: I diagnose you with are has stupid brain
momo mooe is
Put it up and get
Y’all A
*are has
Thank you all for your wonderful suggestions
Can you please switch to *dark mode*
Toxic Sama I second this
nah
*iTs aLreADy dArK mODe STOOPID GOD KIDS THESE DAYS*
r/woooosh
@ponyfan 5866 wooooooooooosh
4:26 This joke can go on multiple levels if you think hard enough.
5:32
Magnesium, lithium, sodium, potassium, caesium, and rubidium will burn and react with water. Potassium is so reactive with water that it has to be stored in oil because it will react with the moisture in the air. So yes, you can essentially set fire on water.
Thanks for the science lesson I guess?
Instead you could just light the water with a lighter stupid
monkaS
Dummy: "How could you put fire on water if only water puts fire out??"
Me: *cries in Cleveland*
You can put gasoline on water. So you can make water flammable.
I'm scared to touch potatoes because I could get the potato famine
Someone: doesn't work that way
Me: yes it does 😎
What! youre the new justin y!
@BasementDwell ????
I love how those people who didn't get the joke became part of it, and maybe they still didn't get that they just had been part of it.
9:17 someone make that hummer board a reality
"Its improper to say 'lol out loud' because your practically saying, 'laugh out loud out loud.' Check your grammer."
Me: *"BOI CHECK YOUR GRAMMER MY A$$."*
XD
Jokes aside, grammar =/= spelling.
Yeah people are so uncultured nowdays. Smh my head
@@biblicallydriven *non cultured
@@kingacrisius the punchline here is the word "grammer", not "lol out loud".
While "lol out loud" is grammatically incorrect, "grammer", which is the main focus of this joke/comment, is an incorrect spelling.
1:19
That's offensive, I'M BLIND!!
Then how you writing
prince612
r/woosh
You just got wooshed on a r/woosh video XD
@@prince612 google it.its possible.
Does that mean you can’t hear?
@@MintyyIsOdd or it was an irony
0:35
My eyes immediately darted to the *'non.'*
"So you want to make a statue of Hidtwn? That sounds kinda Narbwudg to me."
XD
Nobody:
Damien: r slash kkkhhhhwhoosh
@@riverflowswithwater r/kkkhhhhwhoosh
r/woooosh
Hitler survived and went to Argentina and lived till around 1965.
Its confirmed in 2018 that hitler did acutally kill himself, and did not flee to Argentina
@@alleswatikkan r/woooosh
3:24 i lowkey thought he said "you simple can" 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
Damien is the pinnacle of human creation. Why you gotta have such a great voice like damn finna nut chief ❤️
That EmKay guy does a good EmKay impression
anthony tang
It is emkay, you fucking cretin, you absolute fucking buffoon, you dumbass
@@japoople oH MY goD MaN yOU'rE So sTupID R/WOOOOOOSH
@@slb061974 r/i'm14andthisiswoooooosh. Also op is a idiot i bet he's eating 🐔 nuggers everyday
when you tell someone hes an non cultured swine
man,its hurt to be this hip
Your laugh makes it’s 10x funnier😂😂
I think 5:18 might as well be an Avengers:Infinity War Reference - though it was not Alabama xD
7:39 when our teacher told us we were gonna be learning about JFK I thought it stood for just f*cking kidding XD
Emkay has to have the most contagious laugh on earth
Laughs aren’t contagious… think before commenting
@@benson749 You're joking right?
@@sinphazar7231 yes
"you're just a non-cultured swine"
my favorite Damien quote
7:57 That's Dark Magician Girl!
Yes indeed
Go yugioh
0:55 *”BUT IT’S FOR SALE!”*
3:42 “You a bruh made bruh for this”
-Damian 2k19
"Its 2019 lmao, chek your grammar", would a wooosh human say.
My 3 Brain cells trying to think at 3 am : 4:44
Why do meteors always land on craters?
Edit:Shit I didn’t know that joke was on the video
someguy it’s ok I forgive u
@@missingindy woooooooooooooosh
FloLorm oh fuck
r/woooosh
missingindy I'm gonna be honest you saved you. I would have said the same thing XD thank goodness I didn't get whooshed lmao
When you’re a K-Pop fan and laugh at 5:44
I really confuse myself sometimes
Edit: GUYS PLEASE STOP THE DRAMA! I respect you if you don’t like kpop, so please return the favor and respect me if I like it because there is nothing wrong with it, it’s just my taste in music....
Kittysaurusrex YT same
Same😔💖
Kittysaurusrex YT
Same
(I’m not that much of a fan I just like music XD)
Same😂
i was expecting something gaypop -style meme when i saw g and kpop in one sentence lmao
What does you name mean?? I mean... I’m not smart like the other girls :|
Mum: DINNER TIME
“ *MK* ”
WAIT-
A Person on Discord:Wait...That's a Jigsaw Puzzle??
Me:Always has been
9:36
That's my bday!
Coincidence? I think NOT!
Happy (really late) birthday, racist barbarian!
Ooo wow, it's my friend's birthday too!
Ya not a coincidence just a thing. Nothing special about the crossover
@@swishyswampy489 Yeah, coincidences are cool though.
Yo DEADASS that's also my birthday
7:37 I didn't know Old Town Road was gay. Listenin' to it after this video. Promise.
I failed you. *jumps off cliff* I'm so sorryy.
Huh
7:53
He's right though, he's not breathtaking
4:44 I love the more you look at it the worse it gets it’s amazing
5:11 is actually a whoosh on the person posting it due to it being a infinity war reference
Yeah
and it's probably from r/shittymoviedetails, where the main point of the sub is to post that kinda stuff
Yeah
7:00 “it’s June. Which means it’s illegal to be straight”
Me: true, though
Gay people: Summer time!
At 11:30, think it wasn't a woosh but another joke because Robert Downey Jr also played sherlock holmes
perhaps i mean on one hand no shit sherlock is a common phrase on the other your comment
''Can anyone help me get this drone to work'' Me: MURDER DRONES
3:49 this is just a camouflaged chair lol that’s not a drone
Its a camoflauged chair drone
Caiden Petrie what camouflage? I just see a drone
It's a drone...
No its not
I MISSED THE JOKE well I think you missed the joke
8:24 that’s a LIT Switch 🔥
8:39 I don't know sounds kinda *_weesnaw_* of you.
*MYSTERY! YOOHOO!*
*-SnAwWeE-*
"the biulding's a paid actor!" had me DyInG
8:09 Imagine sticking an airpod into your ear and realising it's a leek from your garden cut in the shape of an airpod.
Bottom Text
Technically, you can drink sea water, HOWEVER, you just gotta desalination it x
People: *WHO TF CROSSES OUT CALLMECARSON TWITTER*
tamarazi He did that to avoid contracting potato famine
@@yourlord1263 🤯
The part when he said "Da woo daba ga boo boo", I really felt that.
3:02 I mean, I can see tires, glass, a human, a license plate, that's all I see.
I see an engine. And other components that are supposed to be inside a car.
This was painfully hard to watch, I've lost *ALL* faith in humanity.
I shid and farts and camed but on the couch so now I'm homeless cuz my mom is done
@@drugs8459 I know right? What the frick is an wosh?
@@drugs8459 THANK YOU SM I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT EXACT THING!😅
you are just trying to convince us how smart you are - insecure much?
Wait wtf, you can't say Hitler without getting demonetized?
Nope
Nope Nope says Nope
There's an Engineer quote that answers that. A very popular one everyone has heard.
-"Heck no"-
really?!!
r/woooosh
“How is a building an actor” “it went to class” I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHINF THIS FUCKIN HARD AJXJFIEIAKAKD