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  • @lostdapack
    @lostdapack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9026

    The fact TH-cam automatically scrolls back up when an ad plays just to make you stop reading and watch the ad

    • @josie955
      @josie955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Omg

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      true

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      now it just backs the replies and i have to scroll back on mobile

    • @lefthanded5473
      @lefthanded5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Geez I thought that was a bug, who would’ve thought of that!

    • @That0Homeless0Guy
      @That0Homeless0Guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This is why I use adblock

  • @FrizellaTheBee
    @FrizellaTheBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2405

    *When the ad pretends to be interactive but when you interact it goes to Google Play or Apple Store*

    • @obeseoverlold
      @obeseoverlold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I hate it when that happens

    • @TheElino
      @TheElino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Every ad ever lmao

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Press the button to shoot!

    • @realawesomequinn284
      @realawesomequinn284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      When the ads are 30 second unskippable

    • @cjlite0210
      @cjlite0210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I say we send everyone who does this crap to space

  • @theinternetgoose6247
    @theinternetgoose6247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    "We'll delete the copy of your ID in thirty days!"
    They just copy it again and are allowed to keep it.

    • @tomoksalt9354
      @tomoksalt9354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And sell it to hackers

    • @Ashh1066
      @Ashh1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      h i they sell to the highest bidder

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agustinus Reynaldi uhhhhhhhh

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      slam zamillion Well I’m pretty sure that the FBI doesn’t have any information about me, let alone a copy of my ID.

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      slam zamillion Damn. I was trying to set you up so I could hit you with the “I’m not from the USA”. Oldest trick in the book. Well played.
      But how can the NSA have information about me if I’m outside of their jurisdiction? Yes, surveillance involves snatching signals out of the air, but can they legally snatch those signals when they’re in different countries?

  • @blondsis
    @blondsis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    There's a reason TH-cam Kids exists, and yet TH-cam still be strict on cuss words on the regular site😒 YT needs to rethink their policies.

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Agreed

    • @2wodrqwoa
      @2wodrqwoa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Blame the companys that run ads, not youtube, they decide which videos are good or not

    • @Tetopettenson1
      @Tetopettenson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@2wodrqwoa lets cancel them on twitter

    • @Vickcelmare
      @Vickcelmare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Tetopettenson1 yes

    • @cheshiremixs6841
      @cheshiremixs6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Agreed but it’s also the parents’ faults

  • @is_dat_brock112
    @is_dat_brock112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    When Spotify asks” wanna break from the ads watch this 30 second ad” then you decline and it plays like 3 in a row

    • @fa.adeddd
      @fa.adeddd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh sorry what last time i checked i get 5 ads after every other song and can’t get that on my laptop lol

    • @vioIetharmon
      @vioIetharmon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      on an old tablet i have it doesnt even give me the ad free time-

    • @DavidNikkiZane
      @DavidNikkiZane 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      please download youtube music vanced

    • @fa.adeddd
      @fa.adeddd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vioIetharmon it’s prob cause it old lol

    • @fa.adeddd
      @fa.adeddd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavidNikkiZane no it gives ads dosent it i also don’t wanna waste storage on my phone or laptop

  • @That0Homeless0Guy
    @That0Homeless0Guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    Someone stuck a sticker on my dads car window advertising something and my dad issued them an invoice for the removal of the sticker and lost wages for the time he lost at work as he needed the vehicle while having the sticker removed. They tried to deny responsibility until he pointed out the sticker was branded and obviously payed for and distributed at their request and he would be reporting the company to the police for vandalism along with with adding a reasonable charge for advertising space on his vehicle for the two days it was there.. Apparently they made a few calls and produced a cash settlement right there and then.

    • @takeeto9894
      @takeeto9894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Nice... Will use this in the future...

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Should’ve still gotten the cops involved.

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or given them a heads up cuz that’s just scummy.

    • @329link
      @329link 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Always nice to see someone point out that that's literally vandalism.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      R/madlads

  • @danicamidori
    @danicamidori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3680

    You forgot when TH-cam puts TWO unskippable ads in a row

    • @vampirekid678
      @vampirekid678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I'm on a phone so I don't get those pop ups... Instead I get time wasted with 6 seconds of a/two unskippable ads... That's an oof

    • @7ratsinasoup317
      @7ratsinasoup317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      RIGHT?! I HATE IT BECAUSE THEY WERE BOTH 15 SECOND ADS

    • @mav_114
      @mav_114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Obsessed With bunnies
      This sort of thing bugs ms

    • @Main_Protagonist
      @Main_Protagonist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what? youtube has ads?

    • @mav_114
      @mav_114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes it does.

  • @vee.919
    @vee.919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    9:23 I was gonna say the ssshole design was the misprint of the fractions. Like why is the 34% slice BIGGER than the 62% slice? It makes it look like they are a lot closer when they aren’t

    • @peanutbutterandcheese9711
      @peanutbutterandcheese9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What really infuriates me is that they didn't even try to make the 62% cover more than half of the chart.Its so lazy

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I especially hate it when people say "oh yeah, the percentages are different, but there's only two options, so it's like it's equal to 50/50".
      They just did that, but made the 5% accurate, since it's a noticeably smaller number.

    • @fitrianhidayat
      @fitrianhidayat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've heard somewhere that a graphs that doesn't adds up to 100% were made by women

    • @oioioioioi994
      @oioioioioi994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fitrianhidayat What? 🤨

    • @elmago2808
      @elmago2808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fitrianhidayat I hope this is a joke

  • @Foxesheart
    @Foxesheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    okay, that brownie one pisses me off,
    My friend has celiac disease and if she ate that, she could have severe chronic pains for months. It could make her so so so supremely sick.
    That’s a BIG nO nO

    • @AliothAncalagon
      @AliothAncalagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Reminds me of my last visit at Burger King when I ordered the new vegan burger and they literally had to clarify that its not actually vegan xD

    • @idkperson8731
      @idkperson8731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does it realy matter though like shes gonna die either way everyone will die so it doesent matter what happens now

    • @AliothAncalagon
      @AliothAncalagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@idkperson8731 Some people care about it, therefore they act on it.
      Basically like you care for putting your comment down, even though it doesn't matter in your view.

    • @Foxesheart
      @Foxesheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Well, She shouldn’t have to die early. I think it does matter, but to those who need a bowl of soup to warm their dead hearts, then yeah, it doesn’t matter.

    • @idkperson8731
      @idkperson8731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok

  • @sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937
    @sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    I’m so sick of people acting like everyone who doesn’t eat gluten is a hipster?? Like some people have celiac. Same with lactose intolerance. Like why deliberately hurt people

    • @gleamingfae
      @gleamingfae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Same with vegan! I have lyme disease and I'm extremely allergic to red meat. I will die if I eat it. People who label food as vegetarian when it's not literally make me so mad.

    • @kzcreationzmore
      @kzcreationzmore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah my sister has an intolerance to gluten

    • @kilukeyloo
      @kilukeyloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      exactly! I have a gluten allergy, and I'm not supposed to have it because it will mess up my immune system. people making fun of and terrorizing me because I don't eat gluten makes me furious.

    • @civil_the
      @civil_the 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I have celiac, and i'm really pissed at those brownies.

    • @disgusted1009
      @disgusted1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      exactly! it's also disrepsectful to religious communities like Muslims who can't eat gluten and are looking for alternatives only to get pranked

  • @lenlordofknowledge
    @lenlordofknowledge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Love it when companies lie about products being “gluten-free” so my aunts who are allergic to gluten can risk getting very sick by eating it!

    • @DominikPac-Boy
      @DominikPac-Boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait you hate your aunts?

    • @SootyDreams
      @SootyDreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@DominikPac-Boy I'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic, not malicious

    • @DominikPac-Boy
      @DominikPac-Boy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SootyDreams ah sorry

    • @barritoothy
      @barritoothy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcusworthington9354 why?

    • @Kolalaintherain
      @Kolalaintherain 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my gosh is that why i stay sick!?

  • @nicholasm4830
    @nicholasm4830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    The graph one wasn’t A hole design because it added up to 101, it was A hole design because the 62% and 34% were the same size 9:23

    • @SerialSnowmanKiller
      @SerialSnowmanKiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      And the 'adding up to 101' thing isn't actually a-hole design either. If the pro-choice side makes up 61.6% of the population, it'll be rounded up to 62%. If the pro-life side makes up 33.6% of the population, it'll be rounded up to 34%. 100% - 61.6% - 33.6% = 4.8%, which would be rounded up to 5%.

    • @LearningSumNew
      @LearningSumNew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But who said we were rounding

    • @LearningSumNew
      @LearningSumNew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And the 34% actually looked a bit bigger.

    • @kevy_.
      @kevy_. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      [ F a n t a s y ] in the world of data visualisation nothing is real, for example. The famous 9/10 doctors recommend this toothpaste, wrong they recommend 1-5 toothpastes which means there would be a brand with 10/10 and nobody would know

    • @LearningSumNew
      @LearningSumNew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kevy_. But we aren't talking about tooth paste and doctors, this is way different, its an exact amount, doctors would recommend multiple toothpaste brands yes, but nobody is recommending anything, its a graph with exact amounts of people.

  • @circuscuppet8779
    @circuscuppet8779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    The Coca Cola “Alone Cam” makes me feel so bad for the person that’s on the screen
    imagine u being alone on a screen and everyone starts laughing at you

    • @ClawedAsh
      @ClawedAsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Okay, to be fair and give context, that's at a sports place that has themed nights, and that night's theme was "Awful night" where everything is totally awful, so yeah it sucks, but that's also the joke

    • @circuscuppet8779
      @circuscuppet8779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ClawedAsh Oh

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      • 100 years later
      @@circuscuppet8779
      "They're all gonna laugh @ you!"

    • @xandtheironminer602
      @xandtheironminer602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it was meant to make the person feel better. But it won't work that way...

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xandtheironminer602 Literally all you had to do was read the other comments

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3606

    I mean organic is just a scam/ tax on the Karens but lying about being gluten free could put someone's health at serious risks

    • @ronylouis0
      @ronylouis0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You're talking about American organic (even European organic)
      In France we have AB label and it protects soil, farmers, animals and humans.

    • @mikethewhizz5085
      @mikethewhizz5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@ronylouis0 explain to me how French biologique is not Europe

    • @gibarra1740
      @gibarra1740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      That reddit post of the gluten free product was photoshopped if you did a bit of research (by that I mean searching the name) and basically the poster is the ashole design

    • @i.suk.6146
      @i.suk.6146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@gibarra1740 Holy shit they don't exist. Whoever posted that is a bitch.

    • @cmm3699
      @cmm3699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Organic is literally impossible unless you have a giant greenhouse that keeps out outside bugs and air contaminants. That’s why it’s called bs/scam.

  • @minecraftkunoichi7383
    @minecraftkunoichi7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The vending machine one pissed me off, not just because of the extra 10 cent charge, but because it was in a CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL!

    • @rock__mos
      @rock__mos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that allowed? Im genuinely shocked by this.

    • @fangirl997
      @fangirl997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pretty sure this is a card transaction upcharge? Idk if there is a sign somewhere that they missed, but I think a lot of vending machines do that 🤷‍♀️

    • @karriekattt
      @karriekattt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Every vending machine that has a card reader does this as far as I know. It's only upcharge for card purchases. Cash/change purchases are the listed price.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree that it's just the card upcharge. But if it's not posted somewhere obvious it's a problem.
      I have a restaurant in my town that doesn't accept cards because they'd have the upcharge and no one who heard about it wanted to pay with card and they didn't want to increase how much you'd pay with cash so they just decided against cards.
      There's another little local drive in place that when you pay with card, you'll be prompted by whomever is waiting on you to pay with cash to avoid the added fee. Most people still pay with card for the convenience unless they're just getting ice cream or a drink.
      My work place has a 10 or 15 cent increase on all vending machines prices if you pay with card. I haven't been in the office for about a year now, so can't say for sure which. But we do have a big sign right when you come into the vending nook that warns you

    • @izaakgokey
      @izaakgokey ปีที่แล้ว

      The person who believes it's justifiably innocent to increase any kind of charge for sick and/or dying children is the same person who has earned their spot in the eighth circle of hell

  • @ktown0173
    @ktown0173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    When Spotify plays the ad even after you click “no thanks”

    • @salediting2147
      @salediting2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every damn time...but I only keep spotify so I can listen to Ozzy Osbourne's newest album on repeat

    • @choccymilk1233
      @choccymilk1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have Spotify premium, is this some feature that’s not in that? Cause I don’t get ads, and it’s completely fine. But they make you pay for premium though...

    • @Demonsmith42
      @Demonsmith42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@choccymilk1233 that's why people get premium it stops ads from playing

    • @derickjeanbaptiste1298
      @derickjeanbaptiste1298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @choccymilk1233
      @choccymilk1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chima Child fair enough

  • @madalaine4992
    @madalaine4992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    The gluten free brownie made me so massively angry bc I have a gluten intolerance and if I eat gluten I will violently vomit and sometimes end up in hospital. I would absolutely sue that company lmao.

    • @thegreatlordcthulhu9852
      @thegreatlordcthulhu9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Just kill the marketers. Much easier

    • @Hyp3rion
      @Hyp3rion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I can appreciate peoples rage over this but I think it's actually a misunderstanding. They're saying the certification is b.s probably due to the beauracracy , added expense and hoops they would have to jump through. Clearly based on the ingredients, these are gluten free.

    • @garnetavi
      @garnetavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Hyp3rion I agree, I looked at the ingredients list, it was cocoa solids or whatever, tapioca flour, etc. No wheat flour. The statement was "we are not organic or gluten free certified". They are gluten free organic local, just not in an clubs to verify those things lol.

    • @detectivl5811
      @detectivl5811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just sue em 🤷
      It's a really clear case for you 👌

    • @civil_the
      @civil_the 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a gluten intolerance as well and i'm pissed at those brownies.

  • @nicksapgames4805
    @nicksapgames4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    9:15 the real issue here is that the pro choice group holds nearly double the amount of supporters and yet takes up less space than the pro life group the figures were rounded so could end up at more than 100%

    • @itsmexoxurmom
      @itsmexoxurmom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      NickSapGames yeah i was looking for a comment about that

    • @alaska8944
      @alaska8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      is it bad that i didnt even noticed that, because damien brainwashed me into believing that that was the problem?

    • @alexplayslife7782
      @alexplayslife7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alaska8944 I mean, brainwashing is not only inaccurate, but far fetched. He probably just didn't see it, like half the other people here.

    • @alaska8944
      @alaska8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexplayslife7782 Is manipulated better?

    • @alexplayslife7782
      @alexplayslife7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alaska8944 I mean, not very well, if at all? Paranoid much, are we?

  • @captainbirch9835
    @captainbirch9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "Marky Mark and the Zucker bunch"
    This made me laugh way harder than it should have

  • @theminemanner2
    @theminemanner2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    9:10
    The numbers might be off due to a rounding error.
    But 62% takes up less than half of the chart?

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Clearly, it was made by Pro-Life people in NY who want to make it look a lot closer than it is.

    • @theminemanner2
      @theminemanner2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Also 34% is larger than 62%

    • @imaboostedanimal2774
      @imaboostedanimal2774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And 32% takes up the same amount as 62%

    • @moonbird7601
      @moonbird7601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why New York?

    • @tylermoore397
      @tylermoore397 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demi-femme4821 If that was what was going on they would probably make the percentages smaller... I think however made it just dropped out of elementary school.

  • @影-j7f
    @影-j7f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Games that requires permission to manage phone calls uses the permission to detect incoming phone calls and automatically pause your current game although the way they word it is a bit unsettling

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ke Gao why would you need to pause chess tho

    • @JoHn-gi1lb
      @JoHn-gi1lb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@triangulum8869 auto chess is... not a chess. It's a dota themed online game.

    • @Themag117018
      @Themag117018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@JoHn-gi1lb They also uses it to tie the phone to the game so when you get a new phone the saved progress can follow and be transferred to your new phone

    • @EnterJustice
      @EnterJustice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      They don't need those permissions to do that; they can simply pause the game in the activities' onPause and/or onStop method calls that are specifically provided by the Android framework for that purpose.

    • @alexdoesmemes8380
      @alexdoesmemes8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They don’t need to. They can detect phone calls without the making or managing phone calls permission. Most apps (not all) use it to call non toll free numbers so they get money :)

  • @ghostplayer684
    @ghostplayer684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    9:33 that's illegal in germany because it's dangerous to people that are gluten intolerant.

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Pretty sure that’s illegal in the US too

    • @shwabbaa5728
      @shwabbaa5728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      its illegal anywhere in the world

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oie Khe? Oh no

    • @Apix0Z
      @Apix0Z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      G L U T E N T A G

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All five of them

  • @ovix8021
    @ovix8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    1:02 That's what happens with every SEGA game released from mobile. They're smartasses, they force you to connect to the internet in order to see ads lol

  • @MsRach1977
    @MsRach1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Everytime you say "bub", my belief that you're secretly wolverine intensifies

    • @calvinplaysvideogames1121
      @calvinplaysvideogames1121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah if you say bub you are toad from super mario

    • @familiagaraguso
      @familiagaraguso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@calvinplaysvideogames1121 you do mean bup?

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Diamond correct

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, hes the only person I've ever heard use that unironically. I thought only fictional characters said "bub". Also didn't The Blob use it too?

  • @alexboyko6524
    @alexboyko6524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    9:23 doesn't notice the size comparison between 62% and 34%

    • @Yingyanglord1
      @Yingyanglord1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He seems not to fully grasps misleading graphs

  • @mateuszponikowski2274
    @mateuszponikowski2274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Allow *calculater* to manage the following:
    •phone calls
    •messages
    •camera settings
    Yes or yes

    • @terri4994
      @terri4994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *C A L C U L A T E R*

    • @aronic2864
      @aronic2864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or

    • @jakobalspaugh3101
      @jakobalspaugh3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amazon makes apps state the reason for the permissions and most of the time they are understandable but Google just doesn't show that

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YASS

    • @chimmys577
      @chimmys577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Calculater”

  • @chraman169
    @chraman169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    4:55
    The original is absolutely correct. That guy didn't understand that it starts at 250 not at 0.

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    10:38
    I've noticed Disney enjoys doing this.
    "Oh you hate this? Well blame this company! And totally not us for perhaps not making a better deal and/or perhaps even forcing it."

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I believe more and more that Disney is evil.

  • @infinitykitty4060
    @infinitykitty4060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    When there's a 7 second ad you can skip, but then there's a 17 second ad, and you cant skip it.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When your hands are occupied/dirty and you get a literal movie as an ad. Okay, it was only like an hour and change, and it was an amazon prime pilot episode, but still.
      It happened for days. I don't know when it stopped since i just avoided youtube for a week hoping it would go away

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly just when I told a few friends "if the first ad of the two is skippable, do skip instantly bc it won't show the second if you can skip." but n
      Now pretty much every time in two ads, i get a 6 second unskippable ad, and the second is either 5 minutes long ad for a game I don't have that I can skip, or 20 second ad for a Switch game I have, that I can't skip.

  • @toxicitycat
    @toxicitycat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I've seen the "UwU adblock" one, it immediately shows horrible nasty porn ad stuff 😂

    • @andyoats
      @andyoats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Download Cunt Wars today!" or something like that, is this the one?

    • @toxicitycat
      @toxicitycat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andyoats I think so lol

    • @billyboi3380
      @billyboi3380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :|

    • @orang3819
      @orang3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Hot girls in your area, single and ready to mingle!"

    • @ProvidenceMTF
      @ProvidenceMTF 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Link to the post?

  • @pureawkwardness415
    @pureawkwardness415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Auto Chess: *calles 911*
    911: Hello?
    Auto Chess: Would you like to play chess with me?

    • @infinitegamer66-moreplays87
      @infinitegamer66-moreplays87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The police: hello we came to play chess

    • @Luca_1304
      @Luca_1304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was 1 of 3

    • @imjustnormal7672
      @imjustnormal7672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Auto Chess would like to know your location*
      Ok Yea sure

    • @YoNebby
      @YoNebby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      * Some firefighters show up *
      Firefighters: hey bro I came to play chess with ya

  • @saqinja271
    @saqinja271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    5:00 it is a*sholedesign because they purposefully make it stop much earlier than its supposed to to make your score look less, its a psychological thing

    • @derorje2035
      @derorje2035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      well, the scale starts at 250 so 513 of 650 would be the right measurement. So the scale is even more wrong.

    • @sharpedged7830
      @sharpedged7830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You know what I reckon? They just put a still image there because they are lazy to make it dynamic.

    • @saqinja271
      @saqinja271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Baer1990I think you forgot to divide by 2

    • @Baer1990
      @Baer1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saqinja271 indeed I did, how very stupid of me

    • @Ganerrr
      @Ganerrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9:15 is similar

  • @GenNuki
    @GenNuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

    The fact that TH-cam has to play TWO ads before each video is the epitome of r/assholedesign. (I mean, 99 times out of 100 they're skipable sooooooo... less evil?)

    • @darkinlp3300
      @darkinlp3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      More like 1 out of 10 times, by next year it's every 2nd ad.

    • @RaptorRex20
      @RaptorRex20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      90% of the time they play two ads that are 5-6 seconds long so you can't skip them, it's rare as far as i've seen to get ones that can be skipped and usually the ones you can skip are shitty chinese mobile game ads that falsely advertise the shit out of their game.

    • @chepeolvera8057
      @chepeolvera8057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RaptorRex I’ve never had a Chinese ad before. That’s weird.

    • @GenNuki
      @GenNuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RaptorRex20 That's a very good point.

    • @awarebearhairysnare3089
      @awarebearhairysnare3089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As the warm poop slithered out my but, i could feel the whiplash of the turd water spilling out, like a shook up can of soda.

  • @dogjr2fast4u75
    @dogjr2fast4u75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    There's an even deeper level of hell:
    People who ask artists for something and their budget is paying with exposure.

  • @UnorthodoxSoundwave.
    @UnorthodoxSoundwave. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    9:15 I'm pretty sure the A-Hole design is that 62% is _definitely_ less than 34 percent...

    • @theonden5041
      @theonden5041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      True, as it is normal that a diagram with such "nice" numbers, won't add up to exactly 100% due to rounding errors.

    • @BeamierHydra
      @BeamierHydra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@theonden5041 That's 100% correct. The adding up to 101pp is normal as it's just a rounding error. The proportions were likely skewed on purpose to imply that the split on the issue is about 50-50, when in reality it's definitely not.

    • @mkazmi4898
      @mkazmi4898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      r/woooosh

    • @agustinnarvaez5251
      @agustinnarvaez5251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      don't woosh me but i guess that what this guy is trying to say is that the 62% is not even 50% in the circle. i mean,if it was over 50%,the blue should take more than the half of the circle.

    • @mkazmi4898
      @mkazmi4898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The F.B.I The joke was him pointing out the thing that clearly wasn’t bad design

  • @yetaloz4621
    @yetaloz4621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    10:14
    You can't just read 1208 lines in just a second.
    Doom Slayer: *Hmmm*

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Concerning the vending machine's 10 cent add-on, i dunno what that was doing, but the vending machines in my public housing adds 10 cents as a fee, since the machines are fitted with card readers for transactions, and only to those transactions. You get regular price if you used physical cash. And the machines are operated by a local vendor business.

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 It's an American Thing.

    • @denzelpanther240
      @denzelpanther240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 they get charged it they RECEIVE a phone Call. Nothing should surprise you there

  • @matilmao8621
    @matilmao8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Allow microwave to manage the following:
    •phone calls
    •credit card information
    •you'r social media

    • @toomanyeyesjoe1438
      @toomanyeyesjoe1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you’r

    • @henkdesteen8268
      @henkdesteen8268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Y’our

    • @uhhhCheese
      @uhhhCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *you'r*

    • @connorcclarke
      @connorcclarke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Your soul
      *The deed to your family
      *You will be charged 50 dollars a day after the 10-second free trial
      *If you make an attempt to consider canceling you will be charged 100 dollars immediately.
      *If you succeed to cancel your subscription you will be charged 150 dollars
      *We will keep your credit card number in case we feel you would like one of our other products and will automatically charge you for the product
      *if for some reason we don't want to send you the product we don't have to but you'll still be charged
      *basically we can just take your money
      Hey I kinda just started making stuff up but tell me if a company does this and if so can you also call the cops plz

    • @matilmao8621
      @matilmao8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conor I'm from England so we use pounds not dollars

  • @DEFIB7
    @DEFIB7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    9:21 my dude it’s not about how the percents add up. It’s the fact that pro-choice and pro-life percentages look about equal, but there’s DOUBLE the amount of pro-choice. Look at the numbers in comparison to the slice size.

    • @jmackpa30
      @jmackpa30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Jack Staburgerlor fuck off

    • @DEFIB7
      @DEFIB7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jack Staburgerlor You’re a good man.

    • @DEFIB7
      @DEFIB7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m a ha’am and nnintenjoe, great counterargument.

    • @polyaddict
      @polyaddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      and stop bringing god into it please, the same god that drowned every creature on the planet, except for 2 of each species. Its 2019, believe what you want but dont let it affect other peoples freedom

    • @polyaddict
      @polyaddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      brainwashed fucking people dude

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    What it says: Everything $.99 & up or less
    What it means: things in this store cost money!

    • @YoNebby
      @YoNebby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THIS STORE HAS THINGS THAT COST MONEY! WHAT A SURPRISE!

    • @terraaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @terraaaaaaaaaaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YoNebby NAH BRO NO WAY😀🤣😏☺️😚😌😔🤬😡🙄😊🥳😚😍😚🙂☹️🧐🤫🙄🤯😓😩😖🌞🤒🥱😓😌☺️😙🤗🤩😚😭😃😘🤪😔😜😒

    • @nonexistentboi
      @nonexistentboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terraaaaaaaaaaaaa r/ihadastroke

  • @edgetransit7383
    @edgetransit7383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    5:04 They want you to think your credit score is worse than it is, so you keep using their services

    • @InevitableD34th
      @InevitableD34th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But credit karma is free...

    • @tycorrell5390
      @tycorrell5390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@InevitableD34th CreditKarma makes money off of the ads they serve you. So they want you to use it so they can get that sweet sweet ad revenue from their partners.
      Not really anything wrong with that. The immaculate pie chart, probably intentional. That's a bit bad. I don't like that. But pretty much every post in this video is much much worse.

    • @levygaming3133
      @levygaming3133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, what I assumed was that it was more to do with the fact that the difference between 380 and 400 is probably different than the difference between 780 and 800. Also, don’t a lot of places just have hard credit score minimums, like you have to have at least 500 to qualify for this offer? Which would make the usable credit score between 500 and the max 900 or so, where 700 odd is actually in the middle.

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup. They're using a non linear scale to make you subconsciously feel it's lower than it is.

    • @tycorrell5390
      @tycorrell5390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LevyGaming
      LevyGaming It Yes to the minimums, but this is a credit checking app. The minimum is 300. So it should scale linearly from 300 to 850, but it doesn’t.. because it’s dishonest for the purpose of business.

  • @hatsanddragons4722
    @hatsanddragons4722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Person: *sneezes in a TH-cam video*
    TH-cam: *instantly demonetizes them*
    Also, thank you Brad for helping make this hilarious and slightly painful video.

  • @jonythanappleton1955
    @jonythanappleton1955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Okay... let me defend the "Alone Cam". That was from the Huntsville Havoc's "Awful Night". Everything that evening was designed to be terrible... they handed out plastic spoons with the team name spelled wrong on them.

    • @arthurtheslime9359
      @arthurtheslime9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jonythan Appleton which makes their use of comic sans perfect.

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AverageDunce Wife/girlfriend/friends could simply have gone to the bathroom since this looks like halftime.

    • @wellno9276
      @wellno9276 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Goldenkitten1 /Husband/boyfriend/friend

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wellno9276 It's amazing that you had to white knight to the rescue when literally all of those could fit under friend just as easily. This PC shit is getting out of control, "Oh, you forgot to mention otherkin, let me reprimand you" and this is coming from someone who believes people have the choice to do what they want. You do not need to run around the internet correcting everyone, absolutely everyone knew what I meant but because there was an oppurtunity to look PC you took it and ran with it to give yourself an inflated ego.

    • @wellno9276
      @wellno9276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Goldenkitten1 i was not trying to piss you of or something, sorry

  • @brutalthebigone
    @brutalthebigone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "your order has been shipped"
    " *JUST KIDDING* "

    • @Evan-us3hx
      @Evan-us3hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jk lol get juked nerd

    • @attackehh
      @attackehh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooooo, imagine thinking that its actually been shipped! Go back to your cave and now ill force you to buy this piece of paper.

  • @elinor1968
    @elinor1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    The gluten free thing. They can't legally call it gluten free since its made in a facility that handles gluten.
    For gluten free you can't have any gluten handled in the facility. Or they need separate ventilation, rooms, fridges, freezers, storage rooms. You can't even walk the cookie through a room with flour in it.

    • @i.suk.6146
      @i.suk.6146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Search up their brand/ site. They don't exist. So the person who posted it is the adshole.

    • @brendaajamu7152
      @brendaajamu7152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah yeah I know right lol

    • @kowanwolfe815
      @kowanwolfe815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@i.suk.6146 It is real, it's just a small local shop

    • @SurvivingAnotherDay
      @SurvivingAnotherDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      false. I worked in a pizza restaurant, and we had our own separate station in the kitchen where we would prepare all of our gluten free food. What you are describing would be too extreme for real world use, and wouldn't even make sense for either consumer or producers. (Our gluten free station was right across the regular kitchen line). We took extra precaution to make sure there was no cross contamination. Keep in mind (in case you didn't make that statement up) that different states have different laws regarding gluten in food.

    • @MiraShards
      @MiraShards 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If only there was a nut free facility since nut allergies are more deadly to a higher number of people than gluten

  • @icarus8272
    @icarus8272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Sorrow tv talked about the alone cam, it’s from a hockey game night called horrible night where everything is super bad on purpose
    Edit: It’s actually called awful night
    Edit 2: Thanks for the likes this is the most I’ve ever got.

    • @meggiemind
      @meggiemind 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awful Night **

    • @icarus8272
      @icarus8272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Geesus Junior yeah my bad I didn’t know the exact name

    • @fiferplayeralt7118
      @fiferplayeralt7118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coca Cola
      *A L O N E C A M*

    • @roykoopa4real
      @roykoopa4real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was just about to comment this

  • @renaissance7907
    @renaissance7907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I once did a “call to cancel” for my wifi since i was moving, and i ended up buying a family tv subscription... i dont have a family...or a spine apparently

    • @nathandanielsen7131
      @nathandanielsen7131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I feel loke thats a you problem, you should work on that

    • @saintburnsy2468
      @saintburnsy2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah honestly you deserve that

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      With these people you just gotta shut em up and say no. They know what you're doing. They just want as many buyers as possible.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      any time I call customer service
      if it's an auto menu that uses voice - repeat "let me speak to a real person" over and over. It always works eventually.
      if it's a person - cut them off as soon as they start talking. "cancel my subscription or I will report you to your supervisor." don't acknowledge anything they say until they comply.

    • @goatcatofchaos
      @goatcatofchaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wh- i- them idiots with there money

  • @stefanandrejevic2570
    @stefanandrejevic2570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:16 i bet the post was about how the 34% part is as big as the 62% one, but emkay discovered an entire different problem

    • @deathbower
      @deathbower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not uncommon for rounding to lead to 99% or 101% totals - that's the least objectionable thing about it. Was absolutely about the 62% slice not being representative.

  • @11gscanlan
    @11gscanlan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    2000 - This Millenia will be Great!
    2022 - GOOGLE is now a Paid Subscription - £20 per month. Helps us fix issues and other things like that.

    • @basedeltazero714
      @basedeltazero714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *BING INTENSIFIES*

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t give them ideas!

    • @AvastYourAssss
      @AvastYourAssss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unrelated but... is your second name on TH-cam scan due to your picture. 🤔

    • @saddog8087
      @saddog8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also google: every use costs $5.

    • @whathead07
      @whathead07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The pornsearch engine ( more commonly known as "bing") is now more popular.

  • @discontinuedchannel3587
    @discontinuedchannel3587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Yes. Cause I should be charged for not logging into an account

    • @creativical
      @creativical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The real a*shole deign here, is that this is legal, bc they wrote it in their terms and conditions. They can write anything there because no one really reads that shit anyways, and they can't be held accountable for it bc technically they informed the user about it. (But really didn't)

  • @StarParticleShade
    @StarParticleShade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    I needed my antidepressant when I was in the hospital.
    A bottle at my pharmacy? 15 dollars.
    One pill billed to me: 35 dollars.
    ...but there is no issue with healthcare here!!!!

    • @justtrash6412
      @justtrash6412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Oh god, this makes me so happy i don't live In America

    • @Sara11614
      @Sara11614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I am just curious... Who actually thinks our healthcare is good? I mean, I have literally never heard a sole say "America's health care is perfect". Even politicians I DON'T agree with say that our Health system is busted.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Rachel Twilight ...what do you think Europe is like, that we still have public hangings or something? Most of our countries have no beheadings or acid attacks just like most states in America (not all).

    • @epic7224
      @epic7224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol still better than where i live with practically zero healthcare.

    • @julias-hg9iz
      @julias-hg9iz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The way insurance companies work with hospitals is different than in pharmacies. Also, a lot goes into distributing single doses. Those machines aint cheap.
      But yeah, I’ve got to agree even as a pharmd student, the prices are kinda ridiculous lmao

  • @Daxyl
    @Daxyl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:22 I imagine another comment has mentioned this already, but the A-hole design isn't in the fact that the three numbers add up to 101%. The A-hole design is that the 62% makes up less than half of the circle, and the 34% is a great deal MORE than a third of the circle. They are using visual cues to make it look like pro-life and pro-choice are approximately even when in fact almost twice as many people are pro-choice.

  • @thecouncilofprotection
    @thecouncilofprotection 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "Here's a football!"
    "Cool!"
    "Oh, I'm sorry. It's not for kicking."
    "wtf?"

    • @ovejarosa2194
      @ovejarosa2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      football is the name of the sport the correct term is foot ball

    • @PD-ug5vf
      @PD-ug5vf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why the hell did you just kick my football? Why did you drink my drink! It isn’t for drinking?!

    • @strawbxrrypanic_
      @strawbxrrypanic_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my, english make me so confuse.

    • @yanshi1854
      @yanshi1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Football is soccer in England so.......

    • @yanshi1854
      @yanshi1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope I was correct cause that may be wrong

  • @blackironwalterkus3851
    @blackironwalterkus3851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    5:00 no that’s there to trick you into thinking you have a bad credit score

  • @toredlund3912
    @toredlund3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    7:14 oh no, they wrote could of instead of could've. This is what Jacksfilms warned us about!

    • @anti_honey
      @anti_honey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And on it's way instead of on its way. I wouldn't blame nature for making us extinct already.

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Help me clean up TH-cam if you see a bad bad comment take a screen cap of it and send it my way on my Twitter or my Facebook Fan Page
      Your Grammer Sucks

    • @tuamatrem8304
      @tuamatrem8304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thebananarepublic7255 "YGS every Friday"

    • @gabeabraham1757
      @gabeabraham1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHA I was about to comment the same thing!

    • @Affeltrucken
      @Affeltrucken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did anyone else miss that they wrote "you're order" instead of "your order" or am I missing a joke?

  • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
    @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The biggest scam about the zip reader is that computers can already read zips without add-ons

    • @katielee1536
      @katielee1536 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and its also 8k a year for a subscription

  • @happyloafs8383
    @happyloafs8383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    When he was gonna say "Ad glued to my windshield" I got an ad.

  • @JaN-Pigeon
    @JaN-Pigeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "that's why you search for flights in incognito"
    Wife: Honey what are you doing
    Me: Just intensely enjoying buying airplane tickets

  • @xhisteriah
    @xhisteriah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    9:17 no, the reason why it’s an asshole design is because the 62% piece takes up less than half the pie chart and the 34% piece takes up about as much as the one nearly twice it’s size.

    • @LPPB
      @LPPB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also the 101 thing

    • @xhisteriah
      @xhisteriah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The 101 thing could be bad rounding

    • @2ndThought_
      @2ndThought_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      101 errors are common.

  • @UwU-xk5cx
    @UwU-xk5cx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:21 that’s actually a blessed design, that’s a company that wants you to fully know what are you getting into

    • @gem4036
      @gem4036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same, although I don’t think it’s real because of the cursing

    • @huuphatnguyen604
      @huuphatnguyen604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gem4036 If it were real some people might even read it purely because of the roast xD

    • @Butterfr
      @Butterfr ปีที่แล้ว

      The annoying thing is that someone doesn’t need 20 minutes to read that, and most of it isn’t that important

  • @bananaboy7804
    @bananaboy7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    5:36 "Ad glued on my fricking windshield"
    TH-cam: Ah yes this is the time I shall give an ad

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Word: *Heresy*
    Damien: Here see.
    Please Damien. Don't assault my ears like this.

    • @joshhemingway3317
      @joshhemingway3317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you pronounce it?

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joshhemingway3317 Hair - ehh - see.

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 Sure.

    • @draingaming4518
      @draingaming4518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fucking americans and their first language being english

    • @Micro13bk
      @Micro13bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@draingaming4518 Don't worry, the British just say they are "dyslexic" so they can't be called morons

  • @Drew57720
    @Drew57720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Facebook has a habit of “accidentally” leaking users private and sensitive info. That whole thing with him selling users info for ads is very sketchy and he needs to be held accountable. 7:00 went too far.
    Edit: wow thanks for 100 likes!

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's why when they asked me to validate the name I use on Facebook, I simply deleted my account. People who are planning to change their legal name for numerous reasons (for instance, being Trans) aren't allowed to on Facebook because it _demands_ that you have some form of ID with that name on it.

    • @bimaakhmadi9466
      @bimaakhmadi9466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? I've used facebook for years and have changed my 'fake' name numerous times. some of them actually pretty silly too lmao.
      Not even once i get something like that.

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bimaakhmadi9466 You have to get reported for it to happen.

    • @keshavsrivastava1956
      @keshavsrivastava1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope. It's how stuff works. Companies use your data and eyeball what they think u like the best.
      Here's the fun part. Then they start bombarding u with ads for that thing.

    • @DL-nn1ws
      @DL-nn1ws 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do I delete my account?

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:09 that quick text is an editor’s note saying “well, they _do_ need time to find a buyer for that fresh, new information…”
    This is why I love EmKay.

  • @catattack7639
    @catattack7639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I looked up the Uber one. It actually is meant to reroute you to drivers more experienced with these types of clients.

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I get the concept, but the extra wait may mean an extra chance of on impatient drunk dude going ahead and driving.

  • @taneli5026
    @taneli5026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    EA: it's not loot boxes it's surprise mechanics.
    Me: It'S nOT robBeRy IT's suRpRise WiThdRaWal

    • @Linktober04
      @Linktober04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The "It wasn't murder it was a suprise funeral" is a much superior joke.

    • @aufishsd1445
      @aufishsd1445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      13:51
      *W I L L T H E S T U P I D I T Y N E V E R E N D*

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not a scam. It's a surprise.

    • @vitorgamesdaterrafinal5579
      @vitorgamesdaterrafinal5579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not piracy, it's SUPRISE RERELEASE

    • @xander.2609
      @xander.2609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s not breaking and entering it’s surprise visiting

  • @kozakos1999
    @kozakos1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    4:38 I got this once and uploaded a meme. They still unlocked my account.

    • @DiamondPanda207
      @DiamondPanda207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      good to know that its just another dumb bot

    • @connorloughmiller7821
      @connorloughmiller7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mark Z. just REALLY liked the meme

    • @sparrowflyaway
      @sparrowflyaway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks for the tip! If this ever happens to me I’ll go on a meme creator website and make one especially for them.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my Facebook friends said that too.

    • @saddog8087
      @saddog8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know what picture I would use

  • @figureintheforest3442
    @figureintheforest3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This just makes me not want to buy stuff anymore unless I absolutely have to.

  • @brik3430
    @brik3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    ytbers: has 1NANO SECOND of music
    youtube: NO CASH U FOUL BEAST

    • @rock__mos
      @rock__mos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That true tho

    • @juliaanimates9765
      @juliaanimates9765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      u mean 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds

    • @YouTubeAIbot
      @YouTubeAIbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also TH-cam: extremely vulgar language, nudity and racial slurs? Yeah seems advertisement friendly

    • @TheElino
      @TheElino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Big channels are basically immune to any sort of demonetization since they get TH-cam the big clicks the big ads and therefore the big money
      It's sad how this platform has devolved into a money greedy shithole

    • @gleamingbige8119
      @gleamingbige8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheElino Same with celebrities, they can get away with that as well

  • @JordanViknar
    @JordanViknar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    4:27 Oh they did this once!
    I had a fake name on Facebook, and after I did this...
    They banned my account 😐

    • @blooberryblueberry1104
      @blooberryblueberry1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Real stupid if you want your identity to be hidden, and not be revealed.

    • @iProgramInCpp
      @iProgramInCpp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@blooberryblueberry1104 ZuckerBerg collects faces for no reason and writes them in his face book. I am against Facebook though.

    • @stormweaver2535
      @stormweaver2535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@iProgramInCpp There is a reason to collect their faces. It is to give the underground lizard people, which are illegal aliens, your Identity.

    • @iProgramInCpp
      @iProgramInCpp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stormweaver2535 f

    • @gemizu4874
      @gemizu4874 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats actually pretty good damn, Wish other sites had this i wouldnt be locked out of my accounts aha

  • @drumtantrum6825
    @drumtantrum6825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    6:33 yeah they do that. They asked me to upload an id just a couple of months ago. Ew, right? Well, I uploaded a pic of my account name, a buncha parallel lines with a series of numbers to emulate a barcode, the words "TOTES VALID ID", and a doodle of one of my previous profile pics (which was also a doodle) and guess what
    *they let me back in*
    *IT FCKIN WORKED*
    Edit: Note that it was done *by hand and with a pencil*

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need to see this

    • @noods1406
      @noods1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wut

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking it was a scam, ID theft by someone pretending to be fb

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian moseley
      1. If it let him in, there was no scam.
      2. Scammers can’t disable your Facebook account like Facebook can.

    • @alexdoesmemes8380
      @alexdoesmemes8380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian moseley they sell user info for money. It’s for money not a scam.

  • @bonus8386
    @bonus8386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The fact that TH-cam puts ads at the ends of some videos and doesn’t let you check how long is left on the video so when you watch the ad the video just ends and you could’ve saved 15 seconds of your life :(

  • @interstelllar1888
    @interstelllar1888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Our Disney+ cancelled our subscription because it was “too hard” for them to accept our money the last time we had to pay up .-. So now we watch pirated stuffs

    • @Speed_Zamaa
      @Speed_Zamaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Great decision, off topic, but my dad and my stepmother wanted to watch soul with me in disney+, but they couldn't pay in any of the house laptops and we ended up watching that movie on youtube xD

    • @edgemaxxer1573
      @edgemaxxer1573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And they wonder why people pirate things

  • @xeras6101
    @xeras6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    9:17 EmKay calculates that numbers equal 101% but doesn't see the fact the 62% is smaller than half.

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    real quick can we just appreciate
    6:47 "Marky Mark and the Zuckerbunch"

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve had the I.D. Bs before...

  • @void_knight_0015
    @void_knight_0015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:38 I've been using the term "rat bastards" for years and this I the first time I've heard anyone other than me say it. I am immensely pleased.

  • @Fox-983
    @Fox-983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    8:24
    “The first rule of fight club, is don’t talk about fight club.”

  • @StardustCorvid
    @StardustCorvid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When Damian pronounced "heresy" the way he did:
    *HERESY INTENSIFIES*

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you wrote "Damian" instead of "Damien" while making a comment about how he pronounces words
      *KARMA INTENSIFIES*

  • @jillianjjp0013
    @jillianjjp0013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:00 Skype does this too. Every month I’m charged $8 and you’re not allowed to cancel the subscription. It’s not a lot, but when you’re trying to save up for college, it damages your income.

    • @nudnud9
      @nudnud9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what the fuck? there is no way in living hell that is legal

  • @Paper_Brain
    @Paper_Brain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Got a swiffer ad saying that mops are bad because they have bacteria, implying that the swiffer somehow is immune to growing bacteria, some of the most resilient organisms on the planet

  • @ethan.8076
    @ethan.8076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    13:15 he finished reading “turns off Adblock” and hit me with a double ad. I feel betrayed UwU.

  • @Gauvs-Guy
    @Gauvs-Guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    At 9:25 not only do the numbers add up to 101 but 62% and 32% appear to be equal on the pie chart

    • @kittencookiecronch4493
      @kittencookiecronch4493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arshan_10 Fanclub I think that’s so it appears that Pro-Life people are just as much, if not greater than, Pro-Choice people. It gives them the illusion of power I guess xD

    • @magicmanticore3536
      @magicmanticore3536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you, I legit didn’t notice that.

  • @kristinabohilova5443
    @kristinabohilova5443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Thumbnail a*sholedesignt:
    Auto Chess
    The one ad that I saw while watching this video:
    *Auto Chess*

    • @minecrafterIVI
      @minecrafterIVI 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imo the make calls thing is for the notifications from the game

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@minecrafterIVI No, all apps can send notifications without any permissions (unless you block notifications). The vast majority of apps does not request the make calls permission.

  • @RedtailArt
    @RedtailArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:53 all right who's going to tell Damien that HUD means heads up display

  • @mischiefthecat53
    @mischiefthecat53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    11:27
    My brother was filming part of one of his videos in a golf course and all star by smash mouth started playing and it got claimed literally seconds after it was uploaded
    Edit: his channel is Mister Weird if you want to check it out

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "But here are some of the items you could of bought."
    Not only is that an asshole design, that's not even proper grammar!

  • @ghxst.6494
    @ghxst.6494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    10:34 I literally tried to tap “Skip Ad” out of habit, despite knowing that it wasn’t really an ad

    • @jacknuber7442
      @jacknuber7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So did i

    • @bradgsardine2418
      @bradgsardine2418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, seeing if someone is as big an idiot as I am.

    • @getromire
      @getromire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol i try to press the invisible skip ad button when someone is doing a sponsor

  • @corvidae.corvus
    @corvidae.corvus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that there's a typo on the "just kidding but here's what you could of bought" when it should be "have bought" just makes it so much better

  • @autumnmcclinchey
    @autumnmcclinchey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The gluten free brownies got me since my sister can't eat gluten it physically hurts her and makes her sick
    Sick people out there

  • @Gisune
    @Gisune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:37 had that happen once aswell, they did it with waterresistant superglue that i couldnt even remove with special removers.
    Tossed them to court and got them to pay for a brand new car window (it was the front one so extra expensive) and 5K in compensation... they still didnt understand why it was illegal to do it

  • @corbinbrier0
    @corbinbrier0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *My entire life would be compatible for the alone cam.*

  • @asciinscion8709
    @asciinscion8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can we all agree that people who make a fake x button on an ad needs to be fired

  • @fatal7998
    @fatal7998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    7:33 just pissed me off and I couldn't focus on the others. *PAY FOR NOT LOGGING INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.*

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    *Press volume up on phone, volume won't go up after a few presses*
    Phone: LISTENING AT MAX VOLUME IS BAAAAAAD!

    • @yuminago
      @yuminago 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but it is?

    • @NotBavarian
      @NotBavarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I meant it is though

    • @adamolis
      @adamolis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because it is bad

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Okay. you can't blame them for that. The robots are looking out for you (Or they have to put that by law.) This is a little nit picky at this point.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AxeHead Hill
      Yeah but they do it every time it goes above the threshold. What if the content is quiet or my earbuds are broken?

  • @SpicedTeac
    @SpicedTeac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    13:36
    Lmao you have to walk through the bathroom to get to the rest of the living space. Dude, that's worse than sharing washer/dryer with other tenants.

  • @sekai9906
    @sekai9906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:32 And this, ladies and gentlemen is why you should always check the price per pound instead of the price per unit.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or price per kilogram, like in the civilised world ;)

    • @sekai9906
      @sekai9906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Liggliluff Yes, that too :)

  • @guesty_.
    @guesty_. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    cough drop: 10 dollars
    Anti-Vaxx mother's: *I see this as a absolute win!*

    • @SeaGallSavage
      @SeaGallSavage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YaBoiTraps *An you stupid 1st grader. Joke was true, but you aren’t in ANY position to be judging anybody right now with that writing skill level.

    • @guesty_.
      @guesty_. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@SeaGallSavage Judging? Fucking judging? Who the fuck is judging? What am I judging? I don't see that I'm judging. And calling me a 1st grader because I forgot to use the letter n next to a is truly fucking stupid. You're the one judging. Pal.

    • @xylopylo
      @xylopylo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SeaGallSavage Uh who the fuck are you? Why are you getting offended over a slight of hand spelling mistake? Don't get me started on your ability to insult. Jesus Christ!

    • @yoeteroni863
      @yoeteroni863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SeaGallSavage 🤡🤡🤡

    • @MischieviousJirachi
      @MischieviousJirachi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SeaGallSavage Ok anti-vaxxer

  • @-Archant
    @-Archant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Ironically i got an ad right after the "turns off addblock."

  • @ikhotivus
    @ikhotivus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Spotify is a edgy 13 year old that likes drake.
    There’s proof.

    • @xnotasweatx
      @xnotasweatx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *spotify* not spofity

    • @LinoleumFire
      @LinoleumFire 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....
      Sad cringe

    • @motomikeyoutube
      @motomikeyoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i think the words "edgy" and "drake" should start seeing other people, because they sure as hell dont belong together.

    • @ikhotivus
      @ikhotivus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      moto mike i know. Spotify also listens to Billie E

    • @motomikeyoutube
      @motomikeyoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ikhotivus lol

  • @lunawolf2950
    @lunawolf2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guy taking the screenshot was so good at chess the ai wanted to phone a friend lmao