It's all fun and games till you realize the alternative....... You see most emotes are based on pre collapse media and that means all of the emotes could be that she knows how to restore the memories of guardians from their past lives pre collapse so each emote is a byproduct of said memory returning but of course everyone has to make money to survive so she sells each memory for a certain amount it's necessary to keep food on the table it's just a matter of your character understanding what the emote means what it's a reference to so on
@TDT I have another conspiracy theory: The Architects are the Gardener and the Winnower Think about it... It makes sense, no? The Gardener creates/sows life and the Winnower controls/winnows it So... they ARE The Architects of the universe!!!
I thought this was a Byf short and was greatly mistaken 🫠 This guy is still funny 😂 glad he is a part of the community to add some crazy to Byf’s elegance 👌🏾🔥
Nah, it’s definitely the postmaster. She isn’t afraid to walk right up to Rhulk after I accidentally left without collecting two glimmer. That’s some power.
Postmaster: your collective obligation Player: wow I didn't beat rhulk yet. How did you get it? Postmaster: ...... Player: you turned him into the weapon, didn't you. In orbit: new bungie reward available.
You forgot about the sweeping robot. That... _thing_ remained sweeping ever since D1 and survived completely unscathed all these years even as the red legion attacked the first tower. It's invincible, its indestructible, it might even be the real final shape. I bet not even Bungie knows what horrors awaits us if it decides to do something that it's not sweeping the floor...
This is a good point… but you passed right over the real one. It’s the postmaster. Somehow she can teleport ANYWHERE to pick up a pair of pants that didn’t fit in our pockets and if we don’t have enough space for an engram she teleports it with her mind.
Agreed, drop loot in a lake out of bounds some how?? Postmaster got it. Drop loot in the vault of glass? Loot lost in time? Nope post master got it. Cannon stronger than the guardian
If you do not clean Cadi out, Cadi be waiting with your godrolls, aiming at your kneecaps with malicious intent. Keep your postmaster happy if you want to have a good time.
If we wanna go by feats, Felwinter held and entire mountain against frames, guardians and so on. And he can blink and instantly shoulder charge after. And taught Osiris how to fight. And can theoretically control some of Rasputin's software/hardware
It's Master Chief in the Bungie timeline sleeping in the cosmodrome. He said wake me when you need me. We don't exactly need him yet, but once he accepts and gets the light+dark powers, he saves everything.
No he did not. He told Ghost to put him back under/in cryostasis/whatever the fuck those pods do because he'd seen enough war and didn't want to participate in more.
I still think it's the Post Master. Lose an item to the void between dimensions after it falls off a platform? The Post Master has it waiting for you back at the tower.
@@hue_lord_4208and bro still chose to keep going. You think after dying to a boss 43 times instead of killing it once would be enough to make you quit right? Nah bro, Banshee is like the most dedicated player in the destiny world 😂
Ruling out Kadi so casually is a bold move. Lots of guardians ignore Tess. No guardian has gone long without leaving something in a black hole in a short lived pocket reality only to find later that she retrieved it for them.
@@ltz_Kthe initial impact won’t kill you whether you take fall damage or go Mach 5 into a wall, but as soon as you hit something with any amount of speed while below full health, you still die. So whenever I hit a wall while skating I’ll survive the first hit and then die while going slow as hell because i hit a tiny rock at 1 hp
Jokes aside, Eris Morn obliterated everyone on this list in an alternate timeline and was a greater threat than any Hive, Vex, or Cabal. Would not be surprised if Bungie did something similar with our Eris post final shape.
Yes, Eris will body anyone, she’s just the most badass and always gets shit done, this season she’s a fucking hive god that’s going to cripple Xivu Arath
Can we talk about about powerful biblically accurate “the guardian” is. The only raid that is completed by a fireteam is last wish. We know this from the line “a fireteam marched into the last city and cut out riven heart”. While some of the other raid mention fireteams, they do not clear the raid only doing something in the raid area. This means “the guardian” has been waltzing in solo and deleting raid bosses just like story bosses all on their own.
No, no, no... You ask who the true villain is? The ultimate force of the Destiny universe? The bane of all things good and right? It's that GODDAMNED FORKLIFT (If you know you know)
The traveler is (in a way) sapient in which can be considered a character and as such I suggest the traveler as number 1 because it is the source of the guardians biggest strength (respawn(ghost)) aswell as all three current light subclasses and all other purely light using guardians strengths.
Rahool is the real villian. Notice how he stole the spiders job, even (probably) killed Amanda to steal her job. Its just a matter of time all the vendors will fall to this man.
I would say Ikora since we’ve seen her launch a Nova Bomb and immediately use Chaos Reach (for anyone unfamiliar, two different supers from two different lights
Non-protagonist? Either Saint-14, Osiris (it's probably Osiris let's be honest) or Ikora. Protagonist otherwise. We are literally a walking Deus-Ex Machina.
Cayde 6 or maybe the drifter. We’ve seen cayde do cool shit but we have never seen drifter fight. Saladin acknowledges him and drifter is one of the oldest guardians which means he definitely has a ton of experience. He also caught the attention of the 9 which says something.
Subscribe or be turned into an blue emote
What if it’s the free throw emote?
It's all fun and games till you realize the alternative.......
You see most emotes are based on pre collapse media and that means all of the emotes could be that she knows how to restore the memories of guardians from their past lives pre collapse so each emote is a byproduct of said memory returning but of course everyone has to make money to survive so she sells each memory for a certain amount it's necessary to keep food on the table it's just a matter of your character understanding what the emote means what it's a reference to so on
@TDT I have another conspiracy theory: The Architects are the Gardener and the Winnower
Think about it... It makes sense, no?
The Gardener creates/sows life and the Winnower controls/winnows it
So... they ARE The Architects of the universe!!!
Into an blue emote btw
Doesn't sound too bad
Mom: We have byf at home
Byf at home:
It is criminal that nobody made a reply to this
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Eh...I prefer TDT videos, but generally he isn't doing lore. Byf is better at the lore portions, no doubt, but TDT's myth videos are good.
I thought this was a Byf short and was greatly mistaken 🫠 This guy is still funny 😂 glad he is a part of the community to add some crazy to Byf’s elegance 👌🏾🔥
Nah, it’s definitely the postmaster. She isn’t afraid to walk right up to Rhulk after I accidentally left without collecting two glimmer. That’s some power.
Like he IS dead...
@@timahu2705 oh no, I definitely just rage quit after failing the encounter too much, so she walked right up to him like it was nothing.
@@明义-h3o
Kadi: Hey rhulk, don't mind me.
Rhulk: Uh.... Hi? You know I can obliterate you in merely 1 second yes?
Kadi: You sure about that?
@@Warren-ov4ot Densely packs Rhulk into an Engram
Postmaster:
your collective obligation
Player: wow I didn't beat rhulk yet. How did you get it?
Postmaster: ......
Player: you turned him into the weapon, didn't you.
In orbit: new bungie reward available.
You forgot about the sweeping robot.
That... _thing_ remained sweeping ever since D1 and survived completely unscathed all these years even as the red legion attacked the first tower.
It's invincible, its indestructible, it might even be the real final shape.
I bet not even Bungie knows what horrors awaits us if it decides to do something that it's not sweeping the floor...
Yep definitely the sweeper bot.... XD
This is a good point… but you passed right over the real one. It’s the postmaster. Somehow she can teleport ANYWHERE to pick up a pair of pants that didn’t fit in our pockets and if we don’t have enough space for an engram she teleports it with her mind.
Agreed, drop loot in a lake out of bounds some how?? Postmaster got it. Drop loot in the vault of glass? Loot lost in time? Nope post master got it. Cannon stronger than the guardian
If you do not clean Cadi out, Cadi be waiting with your godrolls, aiming at your kneecaps with malicious intent. Keep your postmaster happy if you want to have a good time.
But shes best girl.
True but the real unit is fen church homie is the reason tess can sell all those stuff homie has even been inside traveler too 💀
I always feel bad we never take cookies to the Postmaster. You know, the only character that actually does a useful job.
He was right, someone did solo The Witness with a highly specialized build
I thought he was gonna say "The architect". It kills you but you can't kill it. Hell, you can't even see it.
When destiny dies, the architects will be the final raid bosses
Star horse and the cosmic sugar cube has entered the chat
*Randal returns to free us from Tess' rein of terror*
We need Greg the Dreg, imagine that for a second.
@@captain_tim2820nice pfp
Starhorse enters the chat
Yep the only being that can ignore space and time with minimal effort. It took the hive gods a very long time to build their thrown worlds.
We all know it’s the architects don’t lie to us
Those misadventures sure do look mighty fine today
@@Midguardsormr 🤣
Goku & vegeta: we are the strongest duo in fiction!
Architects & phalanx shield:
This had better be Eva Levante, haven’t finished this yet but Shaxx is afraid of her and Shaxx fears like, no one.
He's scared of Ikora too. She whooped him for years😂
@@etherealist4015ikora theoretically is number 1, right behind osiris. But his ghost is gone
@@JS18787it is said Zavala’s thundercrash can level the scarlet keep
If we wanna go by feats, Felwinter held and entire mountain against frames, guardians and so on. And he can blink and instantly shoulder charge after. And taught Osiris how to fight. And can theoretically control some of Rasputin's software/hardware
Probably whoever uses Starhorse as a mount. Currently it is Starhorse themself.
The true final shape: The Architects
It's Master Chief in the Bungie timeline sleeping in the cosmodrome. He said wake me when you need me. We don't exactly need him yet, but once he accepts and gets the light+dark powers, he saves everything.
Oh yeah it’s all coming together
Noble 6 aswell hes chilling in a cave learning the light
Chiefs gonna have a hay day , the original M6D pistol on golden gun??? Mann
You're an O.G with this comment.
No he did not. He told Ghost to put him back under/in cryostasis/whatever the fuck those pods do because he'd seen enough war and didn't want to participate in more.
Pete Parcons. That luxury car wipe mechanic could take out the whole player base.
*Architects laughing in the background*
the Arcitects: allow us to introduse ourself
I still think it's the Post Master. Lose an item to the void between dimensions after it falls off a platform? The Post Master has it waiting for you back at the tower.
*Telesto has left the chat*
"Rule out the vendors" come on, now. Anyone who did the Banshee missions knows how crazy powerful he is.
Bro died 42 times to an orange bar hydra, it ain't him, lol.
@@hue_lord_4208and bro still chose to keep going. You think after dying to a boss 43 times instead of killing it once would be enough to make you quit right? Nah bro, Banshee is like the most dedicated player in the destiny world 😂
well you certainly guessed right that someone would solo the witness relatively shortly after we could fight it
Rhulk. It’s Rhulk. Bro could kick you back to the Jurassic period and then some.
Then it's a good thing we killed him before he became a threat
@@treechicken6497 More like good thing he didn't see us as one.
@@lordpumpkinhead265 true, but it was his cockiness that got him killed
@@treechicken6497 he was a threat😂 he pretty much made the hive
The witness is much stronger than rhulk…
The funniest thing is, it took like just under a month for the witness to be solod by someone with several specific builds going crazy
This is amazing, and 1000% deserves more attention
No it’s master chief, he’s big angy that we stole his magnum
Tess rivels the power of the error codes and it's horde of beasts
Ruling out Kadi so casually is a bold move. Lots of guardians ignore Tess. No guardian has gone long without leaving something in a black hole in a short lived pocket reality only to find later that she retrieved it for them.
Don't be fooled, it's Space Grandma. Sucking us in to thinking she's sweetness and light with her space cookies
That soloing the witness comment aged like fine wine😂
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I really got 1.8k likes ???🫣
Architects got nerfed RIP
@@Armagilord123 Yesterday i died by wellskating in a Wall with no enemies around
@@ltz_Kthe initial impact won’t kill you whether you take fall damage or go Mach 5 into a wall, but as soon as you hit something with any amount of speed while below full health, you still die. So whenever I hit a wall while skating I’ll survive the first hit and then die while going slow as hell because i hit a tiny rock at 1 hp
So strand warlock?
@@biggiecheese2121why do i die instantly when i fall down the cliff before the cabal boss in legend dares then
maybe the strongest character is the friends we made along the way
Considering a prepared fireteam can get anything done, yea I'd say you're actually right
Jokes aside, Eris Morn obliterated everyone on this list in an alternate timeline and was a greater threat than any Hive, Vex, or Cabal. Would not be surprised if Bungie did something similar with our Eris post final shape.
Yes, Eris will body anyone, she’s just the most badass and always gets shit done, this season she’s a fucking hive god that’s going to cripple Xivu Arath
You forgot the most POWERFUL, the most cruel, the most unforgiving force.... THE ARCHITECTS.
Well that theory about the witness being solo'd aged well, both GM excision and the final encounter of SE has been solo'd
The real strongest characters are The Architects. They have the power to instantly kill anything in the game given the chance
His mention of soloing the witness with a specialized build a year before it happened is hilarious
The witness part aged well.
Just when I thought he was going to say "you", he instead called me out for buying fashion that I rarely use
We are, all we need is a shiny new weapon as motivation.
You damn right. What's that we can turn xivu arath into an exotic hand cannon with a 0.05 TTK in the crucible be right back.
Can we talk about about powerful biblically accurate “the guardian” is. The only raid that is completed by a fireteam is last wish. We know this from the line “a fireteam marched into the last city and cut out riven heart”. While some of the other raid mention fireteams, they do not clear the raid only doing something in the raid area. This means “the guardian” has been waltzing in solo and deleting raid bosses just like story bosses all on their own.
The architect is probably the strongest one, one shots crota and atheom
Sweeper bot is obviously the god of the Destiny universe.
Came here to say this
Ikora throws supers like a kid throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle. She’s definitely the most powerful.
No, no, no... You ask who the true villain is? The ultimate force of the Destiny universe? The bane of all things good and right?
It's that GODDAMNED FORKLIFT
(If you know you know)
Srl
@@bananasquad2772Love how Google translated SRL to LTD which can stand for limited considering SRL is an event and likely never coming back... XD
The traveler is (in a way) sapient in which can be considered a character and as such I suggest the traveler as number 1 because it is the source of the guardians biggest strength (respawn(ghost)) aswell as all three current light subclasses and all other purely light using guardians strengths.
Cabal Drop Pods have entered the chat.
For those who are wondering it is the NINE that are the most powerful for they traverse beyond reality itself
Mesome, how much caffeine have you had today?
Yes
That's about what I thought, tbh 🤣
Seriously tho I think it’s the ghost because it’s the way that the guardian stays alive this whole time
I haven't full on belly laughed in a hot minute, thanks for that!
Rahool is the real villian. Notice how he stole the spiders job, even (probably) killed Amanda to steal her job. Its just a matter of time all the vendors will fall to this man.
Thought you where going to say the architects, who can kill the player instantly in anyway.
Witness comment aged like fine wine.
Capitalism is the strongest enemy in D2
That one “???” Knight from D1 be like, “I guess I’ll just excuse myself”
I was expecting the architects. They have the highest K/D in destiny history.
We all know it's Randal the Vandal.
Wow this aged fine wine with the solo witness raid lmfao
The Solo Witness prediction was only off by 6 days lol
No its the postmaster. Only she would dare go to the dreadnaught or the vault of glass to get our juicy loot
Well the soloing witness raid part was right lmfao
Tanics, the architects -" Am I A joke to you."
Edit cayde 6 could also be here because, let's face it, we all love cayde.
I would say Ikora since we’ve seen her launch a Nova Bomb and immediately use Chaos Reach (for anyone unfamiliar, two different supers from two different lights
ITS THE F*CKING STAR HORSE
That earthbound battle music gave me a wave of nostalgia.
Thank you for the laugh I really needed it this morning
Nah bro it’s taniks, doesn’t matter how many times we kill him he just keeps coming back
THE ARCHITECTS
My guy missed the opportunity to call on the arquitects.
That evil laugh at the end though
I like to believe that purchasing emotes is like taking a choreography class + whatever Holo models are used in the emote.
"Leave out all vendors. EXCEPT FOR THIS SPECIFIC VENDOR! PRANKED!"
The traveller left the chat
Celestial Horse has left the chat.
It's Eris morning
Meanwhile the nine is just vibing in the background under the radar.
Sees a engram roll off the map into oblivion. Postmaster just hops down there to grab it for you 😅
It’s hawthorns bird
It's the architects obviously
Osiris end of story crayons and all
the cough/laugh at the end sounded like finn from adventure time
I was thinking that dreg in the cosmodrome that kills idle guardians. Too powerful!
Non-protagonist?
Either Saint-14, Osiris (it's probably Osiris let's be honest) or Ikora.
Protagonist otherwise. We are literally a walking Deus-Ex Machina.
*The Architects - "Hold my beer!"
Cayde 6 or maybe the drifter. We’ve seen cayde do cool shit but we have never seen drifter fight. Saladin acknowledges him and drifter is one of the oldest guardians which means he definitely has a ton of experience. He also caught the attention of the 9 which says something.
TR3-VR was the only being that came even close to matching tess' power
Our guardians being the most powerful is an understatement. Harnessing light and darkness while also having the powers of strand
The real villain was capitalism, who could’ve guessed.
No one:
Colonel: u forgot some one
You forgot the 9
On god, I was waiting for it to be “the architects”
Randal the freaking vandal. Strongest boss ever
"We can immediately rule out the vendor side characters"
the punchline is a vendor side character
Nah bro its Randall the vandal
“ I don’t know where my uncle finds these things”
It's the Cabal Drop Pod
“we can immediately rule out the vendor side characters”
Hahaha, Eva Lavonte’s laughing in the background
the ability to move sometimes backfires and explodes us during our executions