Close your eyes... Imagine Jack on an actual golf course. The crowd is quiet. Jack is concentrating. He swings. ...Quiet... then all of a sudden you see the ball land in a sandpit and you just hear from across the grass fields "FUCK"
The best thing about these videos is its basically just Jack yelling at nothing as he spins wildly around his room!! They always make me laugh till I cry, and sometimes that's just what you need!
11:30 "Sam come on Sam that's the hole right there, where are you going??" Micky points at the ball "I fucking know Micky Mouse fingers!" That made me laugh lol
Heya jack! be the ball! I want to thank you for inspiring me to become a better self and follow my passion for TH-cam. keep on inspiring people, and making them smile :3
YES THAT WOULD BE COOL ITS VR IN SPACE TWO AMZAING THINGS (space way better and im going on the moon for my honeymoon #lifegoals) I wish i had HTC vive
Like not to sound dumb, but I didn't even notice he was off camera, I was paying attention to the game and what he was saying, because I know it's hard to stay in the shot when you can't even see the camera. It was still really funny. I wouldn't have noticed he was off screen if he hadn't said anything.
thats kinda sad but Im so happy to see that on jack vids, top comments are actually usually talking about jack or about the video !! although theres oc some comments beging for attention, useless comment, useless shit and old memes ....
Have you guys noticed that behind Jack it says DO GREAT THINGS! WORK HARDER! Jack really takes pride in what he does and really cares about us. And if you are reading this Jack I respect that! Also, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! He really tries! 🐢
Never feared for anything Never shamed but never free A life to heal the broken heart with all that it could Lived a life so endlessly Saw beyond what others see I tried to heal your broken heart with all that I could Will you stay? Will you stay away forever? How do I live without the ones I love? Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned Place and time always on my mind I have so much to say but you're so far away Plans of what our futures hold Foolish lies of growing old It seems we're so invincible The truth is so cold A final song, a last request A perfect chapter laid to rest Now and then I try to find A place in my mind Where you can stay You can stay away forever How do I live without the ones I love? Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned Place and time always on my mind I have so much to say but you're so far away Sleep tight, I'm not afraid (not afraid) The ones that we love are here with me Lay away a place for me (place for me) 'Cause as soon as I'm done I'll be on my way To live eternally How do I live without the ones I love? Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned Place and time always on my mind And the light you left remains but it's so hard to stay When I have so much to say and you're so far away I love you, you were ready The pain is strong and urges rise But I'll see you, when He lets me Your pain is gone, your hands untied So far away (so far) And I need you to know So far away (so far) And I need you to, need you to know
Close your eyes... Imagine Jack on an actual golf course. The crowd is quiet. Jack is concentrating. He swings. ...Quiet... then all of a sudden you see the ball land in a sandpit and you just hear from across the grass fields "FUCK"
That'll go down well in the Ryder Cup
Aka happy Gilmore
If I close my eyes, then I can't see read the comment...
I'll shouted at him,"JACK WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!! DON'T GIVE UP!!"
😂😂😂
Who knew that calm, relaxing mini golf would destroy Sean's sanity?
Me
It already has with mine ._.
Ahahha i don't think he ever had sanity
Charmd 49 Well maybe his sanity was lost in I Am Bread.
true day man
TH-cam needs more people like jacksepticeye
SNOOP DAWG then jack would be boring... and those two words shouldn't be in the same sentence...
SNOOP DAWG IT WOULD BE ASOME BUT IT WOULD GET ANNOYING
SNOOP DAWGAaaaAA.
SNOOP DAWG the world needs more people like Sean!
It does. Black haired Jack, and Blonde Jack
Who else knew he wouldn't have the patience for this? XD
Jack *DO NOT CLAP!!*
Me: *clap claps while dying laughing*
oh of "course" he played this again 😎
:3
Wow your emoji looks "three"zing
get out.
Lol
Thank you so much for that glorious pun
There's been a lot of Golf videos lately... and I like it
+Rebellectic me 3
me 4
We should change the name to jacksepticsports or jacksporticeye... I'll see myself out
Me 5
I thought it would be boring but i actually like it to
6:20 Are you twisting my testicle hairs? im dead
#GiveJacksepticeyeHisDiamondPlaybutton
he already has it
YES!
+jаcksepticeye FAKER
+Lupus Rose Courts when
OML YOU ARE RIGHT
10 MIL SUBS
On the whole he was raging so hard on I was laughing my head of and when he was yelling at a canon😂😂😂
Didn't even realize Jack disappeared at one point. XD
Me too, until he reappeared on the screen after realizing he was totally out of frame did I notice he had been gone from view.
Jack how was vidcon p.s love you keep up the good work
me too, when was that?
Same here I only realized it when he said so
Me too! (Until he said so)
But look how he just wiggles backwards xD 21:27
The best thing about these videos is its basically just Jack yelling at nothing as he spins wildly around his room!! They always make me laugh till I cry, and sometimes that's just what you need!
Jack should keep playing these golf games just so I could keep laughing at his failures
+Alexander Hamilton Jack'sGolferEye channel 😊
+DarkRubberNeck Jacksepticgolf
+SarahMariePardy No, you're right about that
I aim to please haha
+jacksepticeye holy crap, you actually responded haha love your vids as always jackaboy!
"I'm going to beat the shit out of everybody with this golf club I swear to god." Jack just had a Happy Gilmore moment right there XD.
Who am I kidding he was Happy Gilmore for most of this video.
true
+Kyle Hamilton "Go into the hole! You live in there! Go home!"
he is Happy Gilmore each time he fucks up a stroke
Happy gilmore i love that movie!
I hate to say it, but salty Jack is my favourite Jack. He's just so funny when he's pissed off haha
21:25
Me: Jack? Where're ya going?
21:29
Me: Jack?!
21:34
Me: MY BABY, NO! COME BACK JACK!
Jk
Leah Ní Chiara that entire bit made me lose my mind laughing almost as much as I did when I watched Game Grumps play that Teletubbies game
0/10 There is no Bob Barker insulting Jack behind him xD
I LOVE that reference!
Happy Gilmore
Jackass
fuck Bob Barker haha
yeah bob barker is a jerk
I think Jack is the angriest golfer i've ever seen xD
Did you not see golf with your friends? Mark was going to have an aneurysm playing that game. lol
Lmao
xd or me... i do anything and im sngrs
You haven't seen Mark then
😂👍🏻
at 18:10 and so on Jack kinda scared me being all nice and shit when you could see how much he wanted to yell
Tru
You know what's even scarier is when a teacher does that 😁
haha there's an odd uncomfortableness to talking like that I feel :P
+yvonne olver or your parents
They should remake Happy Gilmore with Sean replacing Adam Sandler.
that is what I was gonna say lol
I was thinking that the whole time!!
That movie omg.
Completely agree
VP Golden Alyssa .C Mechmanjj I only thought of it towards the end during the par 42 hole.
One day jack should play a random game for 20 minutes and just put a really heavy irish accent on 😂
I agree ;D
yessss
Make this the popular so Jack will see it!.
"make this the popular" XD
+Ashencloud Oops, typo. Take away the "the" lol
science has proven that Jack is the angriest golfer in the entire universe ,The loudest too.
happy Gilmore
Markimoo is
Mark kinda beats him the last time they all played golf 😂😂
Jack is the loudest golfer even without the golf lol
+yvonne olver the power bar😂
you should really make mark play this, i know for sure his rage will be golden from what we saw in the golf w/ friends video
I AGREE GET MARK TO FLY TO IRELAND AND MAKE DIS HAPPEN JACK!!!! 🇮🇪🇮🇪
I can't make Mark do anything lol
This came out on my fifteenth birthday two years ago! Him playing golf was one of my all time favorites! ❤
21:03 That moment when Jack gets so pissed, he goes hardcore irish
When Séan/ Jack started singing Avenged Sevenfold ❤❤❤❤❤
yeeeeesssss
Yes you noticed to
Sean*
actually it's Seán. not Sean or Séan :) The accent is over the a not the e. ^-^
one of my faves :D
Jack, I don't think you and golf go together all that well. Between this and Golf With Friends, I'm surprised you haven't lost your sanity. 😂
jack still kept the Mark pop figure
I think he lost it after minute 20
it's getting close lol
jacksepticeye jack are you going to give Mark's pop figure back
18:48, I love how he gets all "up close and personal" with the ball 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh god 10 seconds in and he's already mad
omfg jack partly song a7x I'm so fuking happy foREVer
sung
ikr best day ever
SO IT WASNT ME WHO JUST HEARD HIM SING SO FAR AWAY?
its my favorite song holy shit jack is now my favorite youtuber
10/10 Best day foREVer
If you closed your eyes through all jacks vids it sounds so bad lol 😂😂
True 😂😂
yeah hahaha
Lol yes
Jack is a very sexual person 😂
+DarkRubberNeck so is Mark and together well....
Why is this like your funniest series ever
11:30 "Sam come on Sam that's the hole right there, where are you going??" Micky points at the ball "I fucking know Micky Mouse fingers!"
That made me laugh lol
the whole video made me laugh
Sound's like sex to me. lol
me to
+Lisa McInerney yup
Heya jack! be the ball! I want to thank you for inspiring me to become a better self and follow my passion for TH-cam. keep on inspiring people, and making them smile :3
I totally agree i checked you out and you gained a sub man
Thank you for that, it really makes me happy to hear! However, could you please edit your message, seeing this is still Jacks channel. Thank you.
i was gonna comment something like that, but i couldn't explain it better. :3 Great job! keep it up, both of ya! :D
Cough secret advertising cough
He inspired me to along with some others i want to do just as he does make people happy its fun to
I went from crying from watching "your lie in April" to trying really hard not to laugh cause it's 2:00 in the morning
Same here.
OMMG!!!SAAMMME
omg ylia ❤🙌
omg ylia ❤🙌
Are you a furry to? =P
OMG HE WAS SO CUTE IN THAT LAST LIL CLIP AWE
Adam Sandler once said "Just Tap It In, Just Tap It In." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
no the black guy says that jus tap it in just tap it in just a little taparoo
+brasen Eubanks I was close
+Deus Vortex u seem cool I'm gonna subscribe
+brasen Eubanks THANK YOU ILL SUB BACK
+Deus Vortex hey can u play MLB 16 road to the show
You know its bad when even Jack leaves the video. LOL i love this! I want more!
No? Ok... :(
true lol XD :)
yep and I agree MORE
25:08 Jack went full Irish 😂
I spit out my soda about 10 times😂
alondra ayala i fell of the toilet and couldnt stop laughing 😂😂😂
18:47 when jack starts talking to his golf ball 😂
I liked how he called his hair his lawn. I get it because his hair is green
Captain obvious away 😂😂😂
Now he just has to worry about balls landing on the green....... 😂 Rofl
+Connor Taverner WTF
Jack? Why don't you have the SepticEyeballs on this VR system like the oculus rift? Like if he should!!!!
Kim B i'm two years late but stickers would mess up the cameras and make it so that it couldn't track jack
I just realized Jack has Rukia and Itchigo from Bleach on the shelf... yay! I love that anime!
10:48 to 10:52 I almost peed my self laughing
jack you are the only reason i want to be a youtuber
Well thats a bad reason. (no offense)
Jack: OH.. OOOOOHHHHHHHH
Me: PINK LIGHTNINNGGG
"Don't you fucking clap me-" my new favorite saying
Jack quoted Avenged Sevonfold. I listen to the same band as Jack.
Favourite band! When did he quote them?
+libralice95 Around 23:46 He said "Will you stay, will you stay away forever"
*sang
+Gamernation ah he sang part of So Far Away! Love that song!
Hi
thanks for you jacksepiteye and you are funny man and i love you
anyone hear him say "you have 5 fingers and I have 4"
Yup... o.O
Brenna Peel that was really weird
no
***** that was a finger
Did you guys not know that the thumb is not a finger?
Jack gets so into the game... I LOVE IT!
Sentence of the day: thank you little triangle Dorito man.
I'll do whatever daddy jack tells me to do ;))))
Omg I've read to much Fanfiction for this >\\\< 😂
"Daddy" Jack does not appreciate people with a 12 year old's sense of humour.
+Bogsa Gamer Jack HAS a 12 year old's sense of humour
Good point
+GRACIE & AMANDA JACKSON same omg 😂
hey Jack! universe sandbox 2 is a HTC vive game.
YES THAT WOULD BE COOL ITS VR IN SPACE TWO AMZAING THINGS (space way better and im going on the moon for my honeymoon #lifegoals) I wish i had HTC vive
+jаcksepticeye don't listen to him! Look at his account it's fake
( The jacksepticeye reply to this )This is a fake account. It has posted 0 videos AND has no subs. It is also a hyperlink to a scam.
+jаcksepticeye Hi fake jse, the exit is right there so leave please, it would make everyone happy😌
+jаcksepticeye fake
I love it when Jack is so happy! Especially when he made that hole in one. When his face lit up, I couldn't help but smile.
Jack, you are the MOST IMPATIENT person i've ever seen.
Maybe you should watch Markiplier play golf.
haha it's all fun and games bro :D I'm actually quite patient in real life
haha, i used to be so much more impatient, but my doggy thought me 9 years of patience xD
Angry VR Minigolf. Much more exciting.
i agree
it's the only way to play :D
Started this video with full volume. I am now deaf.
0 regrets.
Aeqinus why did u do that
Jack, you are the only one that can make watching VR mini golf entertaining.
Jack, thanks for inspiring me to start youtube! I recently started and hope to inspire and entertain as many as you do! :D
:D
whats your channel called?
+jаcksepticeye ANOTHER FAKER
+jаcksepticeye not the real one
Secret advertising
Am I the only one who screams his outro with him? xD
I do it too ^-^ It's great
nope ;)
Nope. do it every time
I hope you're not the only one :P
intro and outro all the time
the moment jack isn't in the mood for jokes is when the world ends
"Hello, knock knock, can I speak to your manager?" Oh my god, I lost it xD
Sam is like Zayn he keeps going in the wrong Direction😂
Noooo😂😂😂
GOD JOKE! hahaha
Am I the only one who began laughing so hard I started tearing up?
...
Oh, okay...
🖐 *Top of the mornin to ya laddies! I hope you have a nice day!*
Thanks 🤓⚾️u too
Thanks x
Thanks, you too.
Thx!!!!!!
Thanks ! 1 minute early...👍
You are the only one that can cheer me up right now, because my cat died yesterday, u make me so happy💕
no worries, jackaboy! on camera, off camera, I was still laughing at ya!
Well said!
Like not to sound dumb, but I didn't even notice he was off camera, I was paying attention to the game and what he was saying, because I know it's hard to stay in the shot when you can't even see the camera. It was still really funny. I wouldn't have noticed he was off screen if he hadn't said anything.
thats kinda sad but Im so happy to see that on jack vids, top comments are actually usually talking about jack or about the video !! although theres oc some comments beging for attention, useless comment, useless shit and old memes ....
I was kind of curious were he went I thought the video froze 😂
don't worry..... I did the same thing...
remember people don't take the easy way in life or you are gunna get F*CKED in the ass! - Jacksepticeye 2016
lol
true XD
+jаcksepticeye fake
+Andrew Lopez hey are you Jennifer Lopez's kid huh answer me now!
Wise Words Of Jack XD
The hardest I've laughed in a long time!
Have you guys noticed that behind Jack it says DO GREAT THINGS! WORK HARDER! Jack really takes pride in what he does and really cares about us. And if you are reading this Jack I respect that! Also, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! He really tries! 🐢
Jack. Please play this game with Mark Wade and Bob. Or Mark Felix and Ken.
So Markiplier has a 'son' named 'Samwise' and Jack called 'Sam' 'Samwise. Hmm...
Samwise Gamgee
Samwise Septiplier 😂
DarkRubberNeck Yeahh, nice one
I think there something there not showing us behind camera #septiplier away
Listen at 16:24 ....and tell me he didn't say samwise...SEPTIPLIER AWAY!!!!!
you have anger issues but your reaction when you get angry is hilarious
to watch Jacksepticeye, one must BECOME Jacksepticeye
GUYS JACK ONLY HAS 10.8 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS NOW! WTF IS GOING ON? NOOOOOOO!
at least he'll have two 11,000,000 milestone vids :P
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!
Yeah youtube did that to lots of people.
TH-cam knocks off unactive subs and active subs for some reason
HEY! WTF, TH-cam UNSUBSCRIBED ME!
Mean while every Sam in Jacks room are scared of Jack now ;)
They already were quite a while ago lol
love you jack
+jacksepticeye HI JACK NOTICE ME
:)
I love Jack when he is pissed off! its just really really funny to watch!
Never feared for anything
Never shamed but never free
A life to heal the broken heart with all that it could Lived a life so endlessly
Saw beyond what others see
I tried to heal your broken heart with all that I could Will you stay?
Will you stay away forever? How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned
Place and time always on my mind
I have so much to say but you're so far away Plans of what our futures hold
Foolish lies of growing old
It seems we're so invincible
The truth is so cold A final song, a last request
A perfect chapter laid to rest
Now and then I try to find
A place in my mind
Where you can stay
You can stay away forever How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned
Place and time always on my mind
I have so much to say but you're so far away Sleep tight, I'm not afraid (not afraid)
The ones that we love are here with me
Lay away a place for me (place for me)
'Cause as soon as I'm done I'll be on my way
To live eternally How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned
Place and time always on my mind
And the light you left remains but it's so hard to stay
When I have so much to say and you're so far away I love you, you were ready
The pain is strong and urges rise
But I'll see you, when He lets me
Your pain is gone, your hands untied So far away (so far)
And I need you to know
So far away (so far)
And I need you to, need you to know
What song is this from
nice poem :^)
Avenged Sevenfold - So Far Away
thats my favorite song :D
Glad I'm not the only one who caught that
most rage since cluster truck
Jack is me playing Golf
12:45 I would've died of laughter if the ball fell down.
haha it must be hilarious to be jacks neighbor.
XD
or annoying as hell lol
+jacksepticeye lol have they ever knocked on your door to see if you were ok?
1:04 it look like you skream at a dog or some thing XD
You made me giggle while I was drinking a glass of milk. And the next thing I knew, the screen and my whole desk had white spots
Hahahahahaha 15:55. "HOW. DOES THAT. EVEN. HAPPEN?" I was dying!
"It's all about the holes" Jackcepticeye 2k-16
Why does jack always bring two pairs of pants to golf games.
So if he gets a hole in one he will have a spare
Ameena G 👏👏👏
Aaaaaaah bad pun
Imma let you have that one
Who else got out of full screen when he said 'I GIVE UP' in the middle of the video?😂😂😂
knowing that jack is an A7X fan just made my day a whole lot better
Hey jack I think you should play this game with Felix! 🙃
Or mark 😉
I don't think this game is multiplayer
yep MARKKK
Does anyone else see sans on his shelf?
i almost thought a piece of popcorn was my nipple XD!
....i have no words...
Sounds like something I'd do XD
+Chasity Martin omg hahaha😂😂😂😂
rambling Jack strikes again
4:08 " Do it like daddy tells you to" i died of laughter
Hey, nice Avenged Sevenfold reference, bro!
ikr so awesome
yaaaay
Where's that?
yes A7X foREVer!!
I feel so bad for Sam so much expected of him :-\
He has a hard time. Getting hit with a golf club, and is expected to do everything correctly. It's a sad cruel word out there. (L0l)
I really recommend the song 'perfect' by Alanis Morissette...I think Sam would truly relate to it...
You were adorable when you got that hole in one XD
I'm LOVING how enthusiastic he is about MINI GOLF
Wait wait wait wait WTF jack only has 10 million subs
Jack do you know this. I have many questions
TH-cam randomly removes subscribers for quite a while now. Look it up.
Didn't jack just make a 11 million subscriber milestone video
TH-cam just removed some of the spam and inactive accounts subscribed to Jack.
+Sam 1705 Saif yeah u can watch pewds video about it