Theres really no way to live like a deadbeat mooch without being transparent about it. I enjoyed the writing structure to this one, written like a man thats convinced theyre smart. Mommy told him so lol.
So he's stealing money from his friends, and his friends are being nice to him and choosing to beleive he is a better person. Anon has really good friends, but Anon is a loser, not a winner.
if he started a business where somehow he could overcharge his clients just a little and (never enough for them to start an argument) it could actually become useful. Assuming he sells things to 100s of people on a daily basis. For popular companies, it is viable
This dude everyone around him thinking he's a dumbass at best and a petty thief at worst, and for what? An amount of money do negligible it's not worth the mental effort. And he thinks its genius...
@@couldntbeproved1392His comment was written as a joke and you took it seriously. Now everyone looking at YOURS will think you're a dumbass at best and a petty comment troll at worst, and for what?
$100 isn't worth nearly that amount of effort. Besides, no-one is going to buy his excuse because he always sends too little. If he was actually bad with numbers, he would have situations where he'd swap digits when it would mean paying more.
Right. The real trick would be to generate both lower and higher numbers in a way that seems random but actually works in your favor in the long run... which is a lot of effort for like 100 bucks over years of work.
Should've gone with numerical dyslexia. Would've allowed him to sometimes mix up other digits as well. Hope he spends the $30 he stole from his friends to buy a nice AI gf
wow bro saved... $20 over a whole year, and all he had to do was scum all his friends and family and even his own sense of morality (if he even has that) to do it lol... But tbh that might actually be the point, i bet stuff like this isn't about the money, but the little "rush" someone gets when they think they're doing something "wrong" and they're getting away with it.
@@Kragith Except it did? It cost him time and effort to play this game and live the lie in front of all his friends and family for years, hell he even spent time practicing his "apology" in front of the mirror. All for being a scumbag who didn't even make any real money.
They know, and you're not getting away with anything. Real friends would pay slightly over in rounded amounts, not exact amounts nor amounts with cents missing. Have fun being lonely 5 years from now
Here's how you can amke it more believable >Pretend you have nimerical dyslexia >Sometimes send higher than you intended to, sometimes send the leftover money AFTERWARDS, tally it all so that it's always a monthly profit >If things get hot, let them cool down first and pay the right amount for a short while >Definitely do it on old people, makes it very very easy
Reminds me of a Grandpa Simpson story… they called me quarterback because when I borrowed a quarter I never gave it back. by the end of the war I had a buck seventy five and no friends.
This is what happened and OP didn't notice or ignored it. Given he thought they were all total idiots falling for his genius scheme, it wasn't a big loss for the friends.
Bad Friend for sure. Getting addicted to scamming his friends and all. I would totally let it slide twice but call him out if a third time ever happened
Bro could have worked like a weekend shift literally anywhere and made how much he made in 5 years. If someone kept short changing me like that every time. Id proabt let it slide the first 3 times or so but after that Id either make them do the transaction or id send money requests myself. Though its less than a dollar it just seems wierd it keeps happening.
I think there was a large-scale financial scam like this before (dude shaved off 1 cent off of every bank transaction or something), got caught though.
If someone did this to me or had a history of "accidentally" kept doing it and then got to me, I'd just never pay for nothing for them or lend them money again. We are getting pizza and you're hungry? give me the exact amount or you don't eat. Friends can excuse BS for a while but you have to actually be a good friend back at some point, I also don't believe his landlord allowed it, landlords demand full payment or you get evicted. Infact I'd say this is a troll post just for that addition or OP left out the part where the landlord told him to pay or be evicted.
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That seems like more stress and effort than it's worth. Not to mention the disrespect to everyone you be taking from. You could have just started a part-time job or something, heck investing would also be a good idea (as long as ask someone knowledgeable or do your research and feel confident about it)
Yeah, my friend used to do this. He ended up doing it a lot to another mate and one day the other guy owed him like £10. Because he always did this shit, she donated the tenner to charity. Honestly, a masterful move as he couldn't even really complain
Theres no universe where, in an entire five years, anon never encountered anyone petty enough to demand their rightful cents. There just isn't, especially when you remember he was a broke college student, who was definitely friends with OTHER broke college students.
I am the ultimate cheapskate... Because I already know some tactics and they can't win... Doesn't matter if its 1 rupee... I will come for it... Eventually...
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Bro saves 100 over five years but for some reason nobody hangs out with him anymore
Theres really no way to live like a deadbeat mooch without being transparent about it. I enjoyed the writing structure to this one, written like a man thats convinced theyre smart. Mommy told him so lol.
So he's stealing money from his friends, and his friends are being nice to him and choosing to beleive he is a better person. Anon has really good friends, but Anon is a loser, not a winner.
He did all of these in like 2 months and now he has no friends
if he started a business where somehow he could overcharge his clients just a little and (never enough for them to start an argument) it could actually become useful. Assuming he sells things to 100s of people on a daily basis. For popular companies, it is viable
@@venomouspassion5744 That's called stealing.
You sound poor
@@at7915 Anyone who has to do this is poor.
My petty ass would not let 10 cents slide
No Friends? 😢
Broke ass alert.
@@jorgitoislamico4224your "friends" are trying to make money off of you ?
@@aaabbb-zc7sx No cause I have no money lol
@@jorgitoislamico4224 sounds like a person, who was given, exactly 19.67 change.
huh
Anon is scum who steals from his friends, news at eleven
me when 20 cents
@@Dalauan_Sparrow 20 cents is 20 cents
This dude everyone around him thinking he's a dumbass at best and a petty thief at worst, and for what? An amount of money do negligible it's not worth the mental effort. And he thinks its genius...
That is not a real story. Everyone looking at your comment thinking you're a dumbass at best and a petty comment troll at worst, and for what?
@@couldntbeproved1392His comment was written as a joke and you took it seriously. Now everyone looking at YOURS will think you're a dumbass at best and a petty comment troll at worst, and for what?
@@abeoist so he's a troll then
@@couldntbeproved1392 I think you didn't get it 😅
@@abeoistdw İ get it
$100 isn't worth nearly that amount of effort. Besides, no-one is going to buy his excuse because he always sends too little. If he was actually bad with numbers, he would have situations where he'd swap digits when it would mean paying more.
Right. The real trick would be to generate both lower and higher numbers in a way that seems random but actually works in your favor in the long run... which is a lot of effort for like 100 bucks over years of work.
@@reiuji_utsuho Would make the "profits" even lower than they already are
@nikirol4051It's almost like this whole idea is stupid and that anon is a dumbass.
Should've gone with numerical dyslexia. Would've allowed him to sometimes mix up other digits as well. Hope he spends the $30 he stole from his friends to buy a nice AI gf
@@reiuji_utsuho still would be weird to never get the amount right.
They know, and every time you do it, you push yourself further into the 'no-friend' zone
either that or they are all convinced he is actually mentally challenged.
@RusticRonnie true
Both aren't great impressions to leave.
high risk low reward
I mean, he offered to pay the rest
@@ZoveRen he's hoping they never accept the offer to avoid looking petty
@@theonlybigsmoke but most still forgave underpayings
anon pushes away/ pisses off all of his friends for $100 total
Selling off portions of his soul for $20
What a lame dork
Sell them for $19.99 for irony
wow bro saved... $20 over a whole year, and all he had to do was scum all his friends and family and even his own sense of morality (if he even has that) to do it lol... But tbh that might actually be the point, i bet stuff like this isn't about the money, but the little "rush" someone gets when they think they're doing something "wrong" and they're getting away with it.
$100 over five years are fairly pathetic gains for anyone older than 7. Even a single freelance job over a weekend can make you more money.
only goyim work hard for their money.
Yeah but it still never cost him time or effort to generate. That single freelance job would still cost both.
id make more money in an afternoon washing cars 😂😂
@@Kragith Except it did? It cost him time and effort to play this game and live the lie in front of all his friends and family for years, hell he even spent time practicing his "apology" in front of the mirror. All for being a scumbag who didn't even make any real money.
It costs his dignity
"I'm not broke anymore but I still do it" is probably what seals the deal of OP being an ass
anon: I'm the world's sneakiest penny-pincher
inventor of giftcards: lol, lmao
Dude's a bad friend. I always round up to the nearest Dollar because it's less numbers to type and who the fuck cares about a dollar.
Same here. Covered my food for $12? Send them $15 just because why not
this guy does apparantly
They know, and you're not getting away with anything. Real friends would pay slightly over in rounded amounts, not exact amounts nor amounts with cents missing. Have fun being lonely 5 years from now
Just give him a $10.09 bill to cover next time lol
10.99 is better
But you get no profit from .99 @@seashellguy9416
"$1.90 received from anon"
He said at the end nobody ever called him out on it but also says that a friends asks why his transactions are always weirdly short.
I literally piss 100$
Explain to me how this is worth it to ruin friendships over 17 cents?! 🤣
Round up. If you must err, err on the side of generosity. It will come back to bless you.
Get a job as a cashier and give nickels instead of quarters for change back.
holy shit
Here's how you can amke it more believable
>Pretend you have nimerical dyslexia
>Sometimes send higher than you intended to, sometimes send the leftover money AFTERWARDS, tally it all so that it's always a monthly profit
>If things get hot, let them cool down first and pay the right amount for a short while
>Definitely do it on old people, makes it very very easy
And they say housewives are bored as fuck and get excited by the pettiest things...
Financial Riddler
Plausible Deniability Tycoon
Better update my resume.
Fake: Anon has friends
Gay: Anon steals money from men
what is gay about that?
@@solsyyou’re too naturally gay to understand
@@solsy You're too french to understand
@@Superjake789 Your comment cracked me up
Fake: anon's not broke anymore
Gay: anon looked into his mate's eyes
I can picture the tiny hat
"just cool it with the antisemitic remarks"
Lmao, took me a moment
i dont get it :(
@@Vestige_ There's a certain stereotype of tiny hatted penny-pinchers, the poeple who like to engage in new york underground tunneling
@@Vestige_ jew
OP can qualify for an Israeli citizenship
Nah he is the Israeli citizenship
I would 100% be petty enough to ask for the 1 cent I am owed.
I don't know mate, seems petty
Anon steals hundreds of dollars from friends and family and calls it penny pinching lmfao
he typed all of that thinking he would look cool in a greentext youtube video
"100$ is enough for groceries for a month" is really a 4chan comment
As an accountant, i would not let a mf slide that, L anon, it would be a shame to be your friend
Fake: anon has money and friends
Gay: anon is fantasizing about being with people, probably men
Reminds me of a Grandpa Simpson story… they called me quarterback because when I borrowed a quarter I never gave it back. by the end of the war I had a buck seventy five and no friends.
"It's about the principle."
Anon's principle: petty scams on people he calls friends
Is anon jewish by any chance?
No, but his last name is patel.
Yikes
Op's last name ends with stein lol
You better stop pinching those pennies at your fellow mans expense... Or I might have to get involved.
Idk if you owe money in the first place I wouldn't say you saved money, you just got away with owing less.
I wouldn't say anything thing but simply would stop paying for him or doing him any favors
This is what happened and OP didn't notice or ignored it. Given he thought they were all total idiots falling for his genius scheme, it wasn't a big loss for the friends.
Bad Friend for sure. Getting addicted to scamming his friends and all. I would totally let it slide twice but call him out if a third time ever happened
Once had to pay a $0.8 bus ticket to my brother-in-law. That guy my god.
Fake: He's a CHUD
Real: He runs Mossad and company and is doing a metaphor.
To hold this as a "evil mastermind victory" over $100 after 5 years its some next level pathetic sht 😂😂😂
do that, then spend 5x as much that you saved with something stupid and unnecessary
This is the most loser shit I’ve heard today
Anon can smell pennies a mile away
Bro could have worked like a weekend shift literally anywhere and made how much he made in 5 years.
If someone kept short changing me like that every time. Id proabt let it slide the first 3 times or so but after that Id either make them do the transaction or id send money requests myself. Though its less than a dollar it just seems wierd it keeps happening.
All fun and games until they send him a receipt
“Where are my three pennies?”
Sounds like a lot of effort for small returns.
Things Anon says he would do if he actually had friends (This is why he doesn't have any)
Would never work on the Dutch
Sounds Talmudic
Now, what if I did this in reverse?
Probably your friends will tell you and it'll be a bit awkward.
Bro is scheming instead of just asking for a smaller split of the cost
People never typo above the sum owed.
definatly a juice
bro making Mr Krabs look like he losin money!
I think anon should try this with IRS.
Yeah, I’d steer clear of you after seeing the pattern and it becomes clear that it’s more than just a “bad habit”
I think there was a large-scale financial scam like this before (dude shaved off 1 cent off of every bank transaction or something), got caught though.
So this is how rat-like behaviour begins.
He probly gets an adrenaline rush from stealing towels from a hotel.
If someone did this to me or had a history of "accidentally" kept doing it and then got to me, I'd just never pay for nothing for them or lend them money again.
We are getting pizza and you're hungry? give me the exact amount or you don't eat.
Friends can excuse BS for a while but you have to actually be a good friend back at some point, I also don't believe his landlord allowed it, landlords demand full payment or you get evicted. Infact I'd say this is a troll post just for that addition or OP left out the part where the landlord told him to pay or be evicted.
"it's not about the money, it's about the principal" is some joker shit
i've been told by my parents that even a pence of debt will bite me in the back on the day of judgement so i just don't do like this special anon
Ahhh modern coin clipping.
If someone underpay the money they owe his friend, he wouldn't be upset or angry at the person, he just simply invite him less and less often.
We found mr krabs
Should have sometimes sent a little more.
If you have to be a bad friend to be a financial genius, maybe this says a lot about the economy.
The amount of effort required for such a small payoff yet he acts like he’s reaping insane rewards, yes 4chan is artism central
If your word and dignity is worth that little, go for it.
lol anon is special indeed
oy vey
Joke's on him, their friends just gonna start charging him over the price
Dude saved enough for a noodle pack.
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Just 100+?
The softest diabolical villain
That seems like more stress and effort than it's worth. Not to mention the disrespect to everyone you be taking from. You could have just started a part-time job or something, heck investing would also be a good idea (as long as ask someone knowledgeable or do your research and feel confident about it)
Even a part-time job is an overkill, this is like two hours per year
Say, am I stupid or Is this an incredibly tame example of gaslighting?
Just a bad friend, not financial genius
I'd rather pay what i owe and have my friends know im good for it.
Asked my rabbi about this says it's only a sin if you get caught and refuse to pay up, anons good
>start building a persona
>Azumi Takahashi - It's Going Down Now
Yeah, my friend used to do this. He ended up doing it a lot to another mate and one day the other guy owed him like £10. Because he always did this shit, she donated the tenner to charity. Honestly, a masterful move as he couldn't even really complain
"How to earn 20$/year by being a petty douchebag to your friends!"
will become a millionare soon. just gotta have patience
My dad would not let this slide
Theres no universe where, in an entire five years, anon never encountered anyone petty enough to demand their rightful cents. There just isn't, especially when you remember he was a broke college student, who was definitely friends with OTHER broke college students.
You're neither a friend nor a genius
I would 1000% stop talking to somebody/not invite them out anymore if they did this lol
Bro really trained allat just to call himself a mastermind for finnesing people cents that over YEARS turned into 100 dollars 💀
I am the ultimate cheapskate... Because I already know some tactics and they can't win... Doesn't matter if its 1 rupee... I will come for it... Eventually...
Scamming your friends and family over 5 years for “a month of groceries” is just pathetic
I’m the one autist who’s very precise and believe each penny counts.