Dumped My GF for a Better One

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  • @4chanInAMinute
    @4chanInAMinute  20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Top-tier greentexts right here 👉🏻 th-cam.com/play/PL4pRpbzNHf6CEUP8Qa4VSKSn0DDz288vO.html

  • @garrettlauderbaugh312
    @garrettlauderbaugh312 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +617

    I knew something was up when he said he looked like a Greek god after a year

    • @ragingsaviorkami9862
      @ragingsaviorkami9862 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      It's possible with steroids, or If you have real good genetics or high testosterone. I've achieved more than most guys in a span of 6 months, became an entirely different person. NOT A GREEK GOD, PER SAY, but definitely better looking than 90% of guys in their twenties.
      I've been lazy for some time now, so I lost a lot of it though.
      But seriously, all it takes is a hormonal disorder that gives you high testosterone to the point where you reek after 20 minutes after you get out of the shower, and can't stop thinking about sex most of the time.

    • @HansFlamme
      @HansFlamme 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      dudes self awareness sometimes is funny, he probably looked much better after a year but still like the greek couch potato

    • @athatcher9367
      @athatcher9367 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @@ragingsaviorkami9862 yes, but the dude was saying he was extremely overweight, he'd have had excess skin hanging off of him if he lost it that fast. Sure, eventually it'd go away, but not that fast if he lost the weight that quickly and was as fat as he seemed to be implying. Even putting on a lot of muscles, he'd still have it in the belly area.

    • @mag-7897
      @mag-7897 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fuck I was thinking the same

    • @jerensteffen
      @jerensteffen 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Was thinking the same thing. He could make a massive transformation in a year but not become a bodybuilder.

  • @ILoveIceCream-x7f
    @ILoveIceCream-x7f 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +492

    This one’s real for sure

    • @NoSurprisesplz
      @NoSurprisesplz 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Not even “rare” either

    • @athatcher9367
      @athatcher9367 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Real: Anon is a fat loser
      but...
      Gay: Anon is fantasizing about muscular gym men

  • @sicker889
    @sicker889 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +345

    "lol get rekt" as he says how miserable he is

    • @Kragith
      @Kragith 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Hit's enter then bursts out crying.

    • @michikatsu8505
      @michikatsu8505 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      "haha, i tricked you into believing I could be happy..." (Awkward deafening silence)

    • @carrots6249
      @carrots6249 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Kragith Not the normal type of crying either, the one were your pouring tears but still trying to hold it while laughing manically on funny it is on how pathetic you are.

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      "lol you believed I was living a good life LMAO JOKES ON YOU"

  • @kindle139
    @kindle139 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +188

    jokes on you guys, i’m still a fat loser!

    • @MagnumLoadedTractor
      @MagnumLoadedTractor 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I'm a thin loser

    • @vaolin1703
      @vaolin1703 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MagnumLoadedTractorand i‘m skinny af & can’t get myself to go to the gym

    • @Darknesschronicle_1
      @Darknesschronicle_1 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm the average dude then.

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +227

    Knew it was fake as soon as he started glazing himself and describing the girl, then saying she calls him "her handsome gym guy".
    Normal people don't talk like that, about each other and themselves.

    • @plaguemandudeguypersonthin8878
      @plaguemandudeguypersonthin8878 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Someone's a little angry that they're single

    • @wander7812
      @wander7812 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      @@plaguemandudeguypersonthin8878 What's your comment even supposed to be?
      Are you offended by my comment because you do talk like that, or what?

    • @plaguemandudeguypersonthin8878
      @plaguemandudeguypersonthin8878 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@wander7812 🤓

    • @EmanPKR
      @EmanPKR 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      only normal people do talk like that seems like you arnt out much

    • @wander7812
      @wander7812 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@EmanPKR Listen idk about you but Ive never met someone that would say something like "long, blonde hair that catches sunlight like an angel's halo" though?

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

    holy shit, this is an honest one

  • @frozenwrath1352
    @frozenwrath1352 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    The story could have been real until he said he had a bicep vein and muscle tone.
    If you overstretched your dermis that shit will only go away with surgery, you can train for years religiously, get the 0%fat dehydrated muscle perfection, but it will never show until you undergo surgery to remove the excess flags of skin.
    You literally will look like a melted candle, like the skinny boss from the gods skin duo.

    • @Redstoner34526
      @Redstoner34526 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      What are you talking about many people have bicep veins

    • @frozenwrath1352
      @frozenwrath1352 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Redstoner34526 veins do not show prominently on obese bodies that are undergoing weight loss, you dunce.
      For veins to show, the dermis needs to be muscle knitted. He would've had a loose flab of skin, making it impossible to see the veins on his biceps.

    • @asmodiusjones9563
      @asmodiusjones9563 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠@@Redstoner34526not people who were extremely overweight one year ago.
      This is the problem with social media on young people. You don’t have context for the images that get shoved in your face.
      You can lose a lot of weight and get in very good shape in one year. But you cannot look like a Greek god in one year. That level of visible musculature is extremely unnatural and a very temporary state, even for body builders, and takes years of training several hours a day.

    • @GoldenCroc
      @GoldenCroc 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Redstoner34526 He is saying if your skin gets overstretched, you wont.

    • @Redstoner34526
      @Redstoner34526 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@GoldenCroc Can’t you lose loose skin overtime by losing weight?

  • @Tedde-bi9yp
    @Tedde-bi9yp 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

    For my own sanity, I beleive this to be real

    • @Lolmmm-d2i
      @Lolmmm-d2i 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It is

    • @doge_sevens
      @doge_sevens 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Watch to the end lol, its definitely real but not in the way you think

    • @lormaeris
      @lormaeris 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      After a year in gym you can get toned muscles, happened to me. I gained like 5 kg of pure muscle mass. But I was quite lean before 78 kg -> 72 kg -> back to 78 kg. Gym works... it just does not work miracles. And no, no hot gym girl for me 🙂

    • @Markm8
      @Markm8 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @lormaerisyou don’t want them bro, just keep grinding 🗿👍🏿

    • @lormaeris
      @lormaeris 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Markm8 My wife would probably not want one for me as well 😀

  • @MaxAngor
    @MaxAngor 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    BRO! THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME! I'm seriously disabled to the point where my doctors told me, point blank, to never ever work out because of my lungs. During COVID, I couldn't wear a mask so I couldn't get any kind of medical treatment and I got so angry during a gout flare that when I got home from the ER (who actually DID give me the Prednisone,) I started walking. Slowly at first but now I'm 200 pounds down. Ex-wife isn't one of those body-positive whales. She just gave up. But she tried to sabotage me too! I broke up with her in September when I finally accepted that I simply would never be able to get her on board with my new life that I always knew I was capable of if I could just find a safe way to make it work.
    Know how I know this guy's story is fake? Not one word about the EXCESS SKIN! This pannus has got to GO!!!

  • @tuliocolaco2045
    @tuliocolaco2045 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I knew he was liying the moment he said he got a six pack abs after 1 year at the gym, if he said after 5 i would believe it.

  • @NomiNexus
    @NomiNexus 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    If there was any way to look like a Greek god after just one year in the gym, without steroids, it would be the most amazing thing in the world.

  • @RMT-M700
    @RMT-M700 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    This one is undoubtedly real 😐

  • @kevin1153
    @kevin1153 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Got suspicious when he said loosing all that weight and getting abs took months. Try years unless the initial size was over exaggerated.

    • @Cardulionax
      @Cardulionax 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well it is possible that the guy could've been not American, what big and fat means outside of America is completely different from what it means inside america. One of the best examples of this is when particularly large Americans go to Europe and complain how small and unnaccomadating everything is for people of thheir sixe because they are the size of small hippos and not the size of human beings.
      Not that any of it is real eitherway it is a 4chan story after all

  • @windestruct
    @windestruct 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The most unrealistic part is the victoria's secret girl immediately wanting to befriend anon

  • @cursedhfy3558
    @cursedhfy3558 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    the epitome of real and straight

  • @sashosfhc
    @sashosfhc 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    hahaha joke's on me i guess

  • @a-buttonace
    @a-buttonace 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    4Channer woke up and decided to be as 4Chan as possible. Disappointing but unsurprising.

  • @DaBlaccGhost
    @DaBlaccGhost 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Walking into buffets like we're taking revenge on capitalism"
    My fcking lord 😂😂😂

  • @michaelmccarty1327
    @michaelmccarty1327 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Oh, so instead of doing all those things, he didn't. We sure got played, we did; yessiree. He played us all.

  • @JoeyCannoli
    @JoeyCannoli 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    At least this one was honest about being fake.

  • @thomas.thomas
    @thomas.thomas 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "always a step ahead"

  • @justsaynei
    @justsaynei 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gotta admit. Had us in the first half.

  • @lordgarmadon1995
    @lordgarmadon1995 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is real like unicorn

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Fake: Anon is actually a secret gigachad
    Gay: Anon dumped a woman

  • @abrvalg321
    @abrvalg321 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He got me until "jaw line got sharper".

  • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
    @directrulefromgamerchair3947 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Absolute perfection

  • @saatvikkalra6061
    @saatvikkalra6061 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Not a single one of us thought this was real brother dw

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This one is so real lads

  • @kgb4973
    @kgb4973 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Finally an honest 4Chaner

  • @flacjacket
    @flacjacket 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Anyone who actually lifts knew it was fake the moment he said "defined abs" after less than a year starting from fat. I started my body building journey at like 10% body fat (which is less than most gym rats ever even achieve) and it still took more than a year before i would say I had defined abs.

  • @govardhanb6019
    @govardhanb6019 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This one is real…I thought how could he have done all that in a year span

  • @thehotshot0167
    @thehotshot0167 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The meaning behind this... Motivation get it together Men and ladies

  • @Jomster777
    @Jomster777 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Sauce for the anime on the green text?

  • @Abyysswalkerr
    @Abyysswalkerr 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    An ending that didn’t surprise anyone

  • @Chris_HT
    @Chris_HT 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    HOLY CRAP HE FOUND THE SUPER SAIYAN

  • @thirsty1629
    @thirsty1629 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    At least he was honest

  • @YandexDan
    @YandexDan 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There are no happy endings on 4chan

  • @TinyDragonGamer250
    @TinyDragonGamer250 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This one aint real.
    Due to him being fat, his skin would have been stretched out. No way you can see a vein popping with stretched skin.
    If he did get ripped, he needs surgery to remove excess skin.

  • @saltukbugrahancokuk
    @saltukbugrahancokuk 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Fake : start gym
    Gay : have a gf

    • @thewitchidolsachika6682
      @thewitchidolsachika6682 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How is having a GIRLfriend is gay?

    • @saltukbugrahancokuk
      @saltukbugrahancokuk 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @thewitchidolsachika6682 do i really have to explain

    • @BrysonWood-dn5hl
      @BrysonWood-dn5hl 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @thewitchidolsachika6682 jeez are you really THAT dull

  • @Dumpfirereal
    @Dumpfirereal 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ok ykw, i fr need to hitthe gym lads

  • @EvonyeIvory
    @EvonyeIvory 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    almost got me in the first half ngl

  • @thephilster741
    @thephilster741 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Real and straight

  • @joaogabrielimperial7777
    @joaogabrielimperial7777 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    when a chad come from hell and dates the victoria secret girl do not complain

  • @FlufferNutterSandwich
    @FlufferNutterSandwich 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Real and Straight.

  • @The_Honored_One_69
    @The_Honored_One_69 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    we can tell this is real and not fake and gay

  • @Markm8
    @Markm8 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This one is real 100%

  • @Satyaembodied
    @Satyaembodied 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thinking about doing simply isnt enough 🤷‍♂️

  • @Daminionz
    @Daminionz 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Imean tbf apart from the ending this is something I could live thru very easily myself I dunno why...
    I'm kinda slim, used to go gym but been years now. So kinda skinny.
    Go on dating apps
    Only whales give me insane attention
    I sneakily eventually start talking about my strict diet and future goals of going gym etc
    get a response of - '' I love my 100kg body and enjoy eating snacks ''
    yeah no thanks. These relationships would literally be Anon's story.

  • @TONGA09
    @TONGA09 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    fake and- oh wait
    real and straight

  • @doge_sevens
    @doge_sevens 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Definitely real other than the gf part (either one)

  • @jamian_eg0istique
    @jamian_eg0istique 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fake: handsome gym king

  • @AC-rx6fr
    @AC-rx6fr 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You wish

  • @Torag55
    @Torag55 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Whats the anime in the picture at the start?

  • @Charlie-mh3bp
    @Charlie-mh3bp 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well OFC his ideal gf has blond hair and blue eyes 💀4 channer beauty standards is just looking like what the notsees considered the "ideal human"

  • @shanephelps9532
    @shanephelps9532 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Takes longer than a year lol. Im 3 years in and look great but def no greek God.

  • @jBaO493
    @jBaO493 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When he said the had abs I knew it was a lie lol
    You dont get abs when you've been that fat, specially in such a small amount of time
    Too much loose skin lol

  • @FFBDFAHIM7529
    @FFBDFAHIM7529 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    idk man

  • @TortuousAugur
    @TortuousAugur 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Maybe not fake but still pretty gay.

  • @marcknicolas564
    @marcknicolas564 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Fake as fuck, that much progress in a year is impossible, this guys has never been in a gym lol.

    • @aloide4955
      @aloide4955 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      It sounds like you've never been to a gym or consistently worked out before. A year is plenty of time to get shredded.

    • @Thunderdroceon
      @Thunderdroceon 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@aloide4955 Yeah but the guy described himself as basically massive before though lol

    • @hollowfied702
      @hollowfied702 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      With his body type as he describes? I call cap or bro got godly metabolism on top of the gym cut

    • @hihilow56
      @hihilow56 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      2:06 yall have some weak ass attention spans 😂

    • @hollowfied702
      @hollowfied702 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Nahhh yall got me I was distracted commenting on this and didn't get to the end. Feel played😂

  • @VelvetCoco4
    @VelvetCoco4 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Can you talk normally why do i feel like you're doing mathew McConaughey voiceover😂