Jon Stewart vs. Ted Cruz | A Photo Of T**** Without His Makeup
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- Our friend Jon Stewart went nuclear on Ted Cruz after the Texas Senator carried out a vindictive vote to deny benefits to sick veterans, and a photographer snapped a very candid photo of the former president over the weekend at his controversial LIV golf tournament. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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I'm a vet.
I'm not a combat vet.
They always sent me elsewhere.
You go where your service sends you.
But I do know combat vets.
I have had the honor and privileged to know WWI vets (I'm old), WWII vets, Korean War vets, Nam vets, Grenada vets, Desert Storm vets, Joint Endeavor vets, Afghan and Iraq vets.
The WWI vet had been gassed.
Many WWII vets.
One WWII vet was a Bataan Death March survivor vet.
Several Nam vets with two leaving one of their legs there. Two with Agent Orange issues. One who came home with 16 holes in his body and later went back for another tour.
I see the Iraq and Afghan vets at the VA when I go there.
Some of them have "service" animals.
I have some military related issues but they are not combat related.
I have watched as the GOP CUTS VA ASSISTANCE TO THEM FOR YEARS NOW!
They do not have a problem sending them to "war" but when they come home, they turn their backs on them.
I live in Texas.
Sen. Ted Cruz was born in Canada.
Until he was 42 he had dual citizenship.
Under G. W. Bush they raised the enlistment age cut off to 42.
That's when Cruz gave up his Canadian citizenship.
You know, in case there was a draft he could RUN HOME TO SAFETY.
And because of him and his kind, I regret ever joining.
Not due to the people I served with.
BUT HOW SLOBS LIKE THAT TREAT MY FELLOW VETS WHO NEED HELP.
Veterans vote heavily Republican.
Maybe it's time for them to stop doing that. This has been a problem since the 70s, the GOP does not give a shit about them. Why do they keep voting to keep them in power?
👏👏💯👏👏
And *'thank you'* for your service, sir.
Thank you for your service. I have worked in mental health care and have first hand seen both the lack of funding for Vets, and the damage that Vets have endured....and continue to endure. It is shameful. This country should be ashamed of themselves.
Whenever the Veterans come around and leave a notice for donations, I always do a sweep of the closets and house and put together some things for them.
Well said and thank you!
Thank you for your service! I had 2 brothers fight in Vietnam. The oldest passed away on Sunday. They deserved better and so did all of the rest.
I'm a veteran that served 3 tours, and had the unfortunate circumstance of having dear Cancun Cruz as my rep for a time (winter storm and all). I would love to first bump that Fat Wolverine.....extensively. It's rare to see a mammal with the same amount of backbone as a jellyfish, while also being able to slither around like a reptile. Fuck that gelatinous blue waffle!
The Teddy Cruze waffle Stomp is in order.
Knife hands will be applied liberally to head and groin.
@@TheDarkness1 Sounds like a Texan dance move.💃🕺🎸🎶
@@cathieludemann5879 LOL, tell me that again after you Google it.
@@JeffLocke1 send Freddy to c Teddy...icehead....boy visited by Krueger 😸😸😅🤣🤔💀💀🤢🤮😠💩🤡🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
I’m one of the one’s Stewart is fighting for. And I want to extend a huge thank you to him everywhere I can.
Thank you for your sacrifice!
Ask why the Democrats changed the bill last minute to allow ridiculous spending. Stewart only cares about you when it's time to lay your life down for Israel.
Thank You Sir! I Hope You as well as other Veterans get the Health Care you all Deserve. Get Well 🥰
@@colsonchambers6412 you’re despicable. I laid my life on the line for you to say this to me. If you served. You’re off. If not. Join up dog. They take everyone.
@@couragekarnga8735 thank YOU for your support
Man I'm really sad for all those veterans in the US, I remember watching when Jon Stewart went before congress ,(one of the many time probably over the years) his words were touching and really powerful yet so resoundingly simple to agree on.
Your country let you down sirs, I am so sorry for all those brave men.
The fact that they voted for it and then voted against it. Shows it’s all about money and power. It doesn’t matter if it’s going to help millions of veterans.
So much for the party that supports the troops. It's like Jon said: they don't support the troops, they support the war machine.
While I'd normally agree, I think this flip-flop was completely out of spite.
@@WestOfEarth ...that's....even w0rse DDD;
"money and power" lol its just out of spite
The GOP is willing to sacrifice our veterans to hold onto power. Remember that when you vote on November.
I've been a fan of Jon Stewart since he visited us in Helmand province Afghanistan in 2011. This dude legitimately cares.
It’s wonderful to hear that. I knew he did that, but hearing that it felt genuine to the people on the ground is reassuring. (I’m a cynic, what can I say?)
@@monabear7287 , to be honest I didn't know much about him before that trip he took. It was only after looking into his work that I realized how much he has done and continues to do for us military folks.
Thank you for your service. Glad to know Jon Stewart is such a great advocate for veterans & first responders.
And guess ware the most veterans serve inside our political servents in state n fedreal government is TEXAS has highest number of Veterans working in state n fedreal government n they basically put there heads in the toxic burn Pitts and fold in passage in funding our Troops vote midterms vote Democrat
If you think that corrupt dude cares, then you will get the gov you deserve.
Jon Stewart has done more for veterans than anyone in Congress which is a sad commentary on Congress since it's their job to take care of all Americans, especially those that serve and protect the rest.There is no excuse for denying these people benefits.
Congress didn't deny these benefits, in fact they passed the bill twice. The Senate is who is denying veterans these healthcare benefits.
@@racerj3114 Congress refers to both the House of Representatives & the Senate.
Republican Senators =/= 'Congress'
I agree with your sentiment, but you're only helping Republicans when you pretend the problem is Congress and not the fascist GOP.
Name them. Again and again and again and again, until people can't ignore their vile treachery.
@@racerj3114 Republicans. It's Republicans.
Why are people so terrified of stating the obvious fact that it's the fascist GOP blocking this bill? They celebrated the blockage in public, for God's sake. Did you see any Democrats doing that?
The people who voted to send those people to war, refuse to care for them after they come back sick and injured. Absolutely reprehensible.
The way Jon Stewart is and has been using his voice to speak truth and fighting for years and years for our veterans is not only beautiful and inspiring, but also a great service to us and our country. Therefore, I think Jon Stewart should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom!
And his advocacy for 1st responders from 911. Such a great advocate for both groups
Would he accept it knowing Rush got it, too? It is totally defiled, like everything else TFG touched.
@@TampaDave I came here to say that. The Presidential Medal of Freedom has been devalued to the point it has no meaning.
@@TampaDave Good question. But like with everything that orange buffoon did, I think it is important to restore the dignity it once had before. Otherwise we will never be capable to do anything ever again.
The man is a hero!
Colbert refusing to ever say that tangerine turds name, is the classiest move in TV history.. Thank you sir..! 😎
Totally, I really respect that, more hosts should do the same!
This has inspired me to join him.
Who is tangerine turd??? And Colbert accuses Maga people of being crude.
the reason the GOP didn’t sign the bill was because of the last provision the Dems snuck in…Dems wanted the billions spent as mandatory vs what originally was discretionary… did Colbert say that? Nope cause it’s left wing propaganda people
The Tangerine Turd! Thank you! I'll remember that and use it.
Jon Stewart is a certified badass. Standing up for the vets when no one else will. Once they smarten the fuck up and give the vets their health insurance, they should give that man a medal.
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as long a single Republican is in congress, no way!
Big if there.
They should use their 2nd ammend. Cruz seems too complacent screwing over armed ex warriors
It's sad. We shouldn't have to shame Congress into doing their jobs!
Jon Stewart is actually better than most politicians and while I miss him on The Daily Show, I know he's where he needs to be. ❤️
"If there are children in the room, tell them to age quickly and vote. " 👏👏👏👏
Remember that time someone in T***P's administration had to leak out that there were adults in the room?
After 2020, I will never miss another election!
Everyone young person I know is voting R down the ballot😂😂 In all honesty, Stephen Colbert has been a big help for that.. He seems completely unhinged
Chambers, looking in his mirror =
"Everyone I know..." 😂
As a sixteen year old, I shall attempt to vote in a few years
"Someone turned off the AC at Madam Tussauds."
Once again, I scared the cats from laughing so hard.
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You Americans would laugh at a leaf falling off a tree into a puddle. Your so-called comedic news shows serve no one at all.
Kent - I giggled my zonked-out ginger tabby right across my thighs...he didn't seem to mind. 😴
people named Kent shouldn't be Colbert fans. Someone screwed up. I'll get back to you when I figure it out, Maybe you be like me and use alias? People shouldn't be Colbert fans, Johnny Carson wouldn't approve.
@@melaniecotterell8263 what?? Just want do you want to say, Cotterell??
Veteran healthcare has always been the casualty of political greed! Saw this in the 1970's during my mother's VA career. Service by attrition is the default
Veterans need to indicate their displeasure via votes. Let's face it, the amount of Republican voters in our military is higher than it should be considering how they are treated.
Me Too! Stephen, me too! Veterans deserve the best their country can afford!
Nothing but love and respect for Jon Stewart. One of thee most stand up human beings to ever walk this planet.
agreed re. Jon Stewart 👌 Out of interest, who were the other 2 humans on your list??
@Tinder in real life 🅥 can you delete your account already?
He is more than a tv guy.... he shows us how to reason with dipshits.
@@robertdora7026 I think they meant the, not three.
AND HE USED TO DO STAND UP LOL
My grandfather, as well as every other veteran of this country, deserve far better treatement for what they've been through. I may not agree with the wars they fought in, or the administrations that sent them there, but they _staked their lives_ in service to their nation, regardless of their personal reasons why. The least we can do is offer them something more than a hollow "Thank you for your service" then quietly discard them without a second thought.
Every last coward, party divides be damned, who can't do that should be ashamed of themselves, that they dare to sit in the seats that blood was paid to retain. *Blood that isn't theirs.*
THIS! This all day! 💯
As the grand-daughter, daughter and mother of veterans, I agree.
Well said
Worse: for 25 Republican senators it was actually "on second thought", purely out of spite.
How about you actually read the bill and then comment
Vote BLUE and show the Republicans that we are not going to put up with the way they treat our veterans. America is so much better than the Republican Party, let's show our support for our veterans and their families who give up so much for us to keep our freedom. And while you're at it vote blue to keep those freedoms because we are losing them everyday under the Republican Party and their extremists!
Jon Stewart - a true American hero. Isn't it gratifying that we have him and Stephen Colbert to add some light to these dark days?
Are you out of your mind? They both get a check to spew the same nonsense and further divide this Nation. You must not be American at all or you're just completely brainwashed beyond redemption
And SAMANTHA BEE ON FULL FRONTAL....SHE REALLY GETS TO INTERVIEW THE ASSHOLES WHO ARE MAKING EVERYONES LIVES WORSE.
I’m not religious but thank god!
Yup and they got Tucker and hannity...lol
America legalized Cannabis Sativa to make equipment for the military during World War II.
Watch the 1942 US Dept of Agriculture video, *Hemp for Victory.*
Doing the same thing today will replace petrochemicals for plastic, and replace trees for paper and construction, reforming the global economy and reducing the amount of toxic plastic and synthetic materials that cause medical ailments from burn pits.
Ford made a plastic car with hemp in 1941. There is video of it on TH-cam. The 2008 Lotus Eco Elise luxury British sports car was also made with hemp.
The USDA reported in 1916 that one acre of hemp can make as much paper as four acres of trees. It was this report which prompted major timber and paper manufacturers at the time to begin a national smear campaign against the "Mexican demon weed, Marijuana" to turn public opinion against Cannabis.
*Hemp for Victory* was hidden from the American voting public from 1945 to 1989 so that no one would question Cannabis prohibition or the war on drugs. It has been officially available from the US National Archives since 1990. There is an official .gov link to it on every cellphone, including those of every cop, lawyer, judge and Senator.
There was a bill introduced in the US House of Representatives titled HR 3652, the *Hemp for Victory Act of 2019.*
Everyone has heard of "Marijuana" and everyone has heard of World War II, so ask yourselves why you were never taught in school, college or anywhere in mass media that "Marihuana" was legalized and grown to win World War II.
*Hemp for Victory* is the key to stopping climate change. If this had remained US Federal policy since the end of World War II, we wouldn't be dealing with climate change today. We wouldn't be waging wars in the Middle East for oil that we don't need. We wouldn't have toxic burn pits in a hopeless war in Afghanistan that our own government purposely designed to be as unwinnable as Vietnam. *Hemp for Victory* changes everything, and it just sits online at an official government website, day after day, for decades.
I think Jon fights for our veterans because he has a platform where he can. I think his morality is stronger than he lets on. We the People stand in support of all programs that help any veteran. They should be given housing, help with medical costs, transportation, food and any other things they need for surviving in a manner they each deserve along with their families. We love you Jon for shouting as loud and proud as you can for all of our forgotten veterans❤️🤍💙
The Grand Ole Party: We love veterans, but not enough to keep them alive and healthy.
Just long enough to do their bidding.
They love them when it's convenient, or when they're about to make a whole lot more
And that is why todays republicans are total scum.
George Carlin: "Conservatives want live babies so they can raise 'em to be dead soldiers."
They love cannon fodder in the war for resources.
As a proud Army mom, I have been absolutely disgusted with the GOP!! Now after this, I hope and pray that we can vote each and everyone of them out of office!! GOP 🤮🤮!!
Amen sister! From another Army Mom❤️
Amen from a Navy and Air force Mom
People want John Stewart to run for POTUS but I think he has more influence doing what he has been doing. We need people like him calling out the injustice.
As potus his mic would be louder and larger. Way more influence.
Would vote for him and donate 300
I have to disagree. We've had people like him calling out injustice for 22 years now. It's done NOTHING. We need people with the spine to take action to step into positions of power. Jelly spined centrist democrats can do nothing but wag their fingers. So republicans have learned that if they just stop pretending to be able to feel empathy and shame they can do whatever they want. A cop smells weed from your house these same Democrats will defend them busting down your door and downing your dog. But Republicans try to overthrow the government and they have a committee about it a year and a half later.
Jon Stewart is far too nice a guy to be POTUS, It'd be HATEFUL for him, pure hell....
@@wheatboi8255 I totally agree with you ! The trouble is, it's really hard to fight a$$h0les without becoming an a$$h0le 😕
My daughter just turned 18! She is SO excited about VOTING! 💙🇺🇸💙
I spewed my coffee laughing so hard about the Airconditioning being off at Madame Tussaud’s
Caused me to spew water
@@mariegarside8830 - TFG's face has a 'spew effect' on *entire swathes of people...* 🤢
@@CynAnne1 🍊 🤡 meltdown…
Jon Stewart is a national treasure. For years he tirelessly advocated for 9-11 first responders to get the proper help they needed, now he’s on top of this seemingly obvious need for veterans to get the healthcare they need while republicans high five each other for voting NO.
Once again the GOP proves itself the party of cruelty and revenge politics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jon would make an great senator! I'm voting blue because the alternative is a christian white nationalist police state where many of us would be sent to the wall.
My late brother died a few years ago after fighting for his benefits from Vietnam Nam after being exposed to agent orange. He got them only eight months before he moved to Florida (for the warmer weather) and sadly passed away from the seizures he dealt with for years ! Thank God someone like this gentlemen is fighting for our service people.
batgurrl The only thing Stewart should get is a Oscar Nomination for his staged performance on acting like the Vets were being mistreated which was
NEVER THE CASE !! Stewart knows well what the situation was and he seized the opportunity to stage his unwarranted outcry FOR THE IGNORANT !!
Suggest you do some research before you share your lie !!
@@ranaway9307 Ran away, appropriate for a maga, you can run with Josh Hawley, he loves Russian soldiers. He thinks they are far better then US and NATO troops.
You're the ignorant one, the gop voted against care for veterans that were exposed to dangerous toxins and only changed their vote when they saw the backlash. The gop loves us when we are fighting, dying or being maimed, then wehn our service is finished we are dross. You are either a troll or so deep in the gop fascist rabbit hole you cannot see the truth.
Jon Stewart is one of the most powerfully passionate individuals I've ever seen. He fights for what he believes is right and for the people he respects and loves. I truly appreciate it when he speaks.
Jon Stewart could end up as our president if Zelenski is any example. An intelligent, well spoken person with high moral and ethical standards who can make people laugh even when things are tough and he tells the truth.
You are so right people need to vote for people with morals these G0P people have none
Zelenskyy is no example. The guy ran on an anti-corruption platform and got named in the Panama Papers two years later
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices."
_George Orwell
They're cultists and blind ignorant followers for sure . Smh
Agree.
George Carlin.
Yes, I read Orwell. Carlin (RIP) is more understandable now.
Biden has 81.4 million disappointed supporters. TRUMP never disappoints, If you think that the Biden's are not corrupt, you are the only one, Maybe you do not know the meaning of the word? Trump didn't have his kid's collecting money from foreigners. I looked up corrupt in the dictionary and there was a little sketch of Biden in the margin, I don't love Trump, the democrats make me nauseas, every single one of them. Hypocrites, Drama queens, greedy bastards want to spend my money on shit I don't want, let criminals freely walk into the country, and take away my AR-15 because of some sicko epidemic. Thousands die every month from the dope coming over the border. They will even give people clean needles and a warm place to shoot up. They could stop the flow but they don't. The price of everything (from electricity to milk) has gone up 5x and dope costs less than it did 50 years ago.
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We really do have to vote Cruz out! Come on, Texas!
According to award winning author jhon Green "Ted Cruze is not a person, he is several undead weasels in a suit." And I stand by that
So that's what his oily smile reminds me of.
It’s cool how even though all Americans don’t support the military we, pretty much almost always, band together across party lines in support of soldiers and veterans. That is to say, most Americans want them to be taken care of
Well, on paper at least. People still vote in representatives that block bills like this...
If our elected legislators don't serve the will of the people, then where does their service go? Could it be power and money? Could it be not having to work, and die, for a living? Could it be huge salaries, enormous discretionary budgets, 100% health care benefits, and all the other perks that they get, and that all Americans don't get, but deserve, too?
Democrats added 400 BILLION USD of PORK to the bill -- NOT related to veteran care -- if that wasn't part of it, the bill would pass.
Then how did all those Republicans vote for a draft-dodging candidate who dismissed the mourning of Gold Star families and said John McCain was worthless because he got captured?
@@TheAureliac because sadly too many fools/neo-cons/religious democrats have entered the party since the golden days.
Republicans: “Support the troops!”
Also Republicans: “Only when it’s convenient…”
and when it's election time
Like family values.
Trump : to veterans , Your LOSERS & SUCKERS after not going to the World War 1 Memorial in Europe.
He had the soldiers back by not doing anything when Russia put BOUNTIES on US servicemen overseas.
Why isn`t it convenient now though? I mean what`s the catch? People don`t just change their opinion on a dime for no reason. I haven`t been following politics for quite some time now so I`m a bit out of the loop. I`m assuming this is probably tied to some other legislature or there were changes made the second time around that senators are opposed to.
@@cowboybeboop9420 " Comedian Jon Stewart was frustrated when Senate Republicans initially blocked a bill to provide expanded health care for military veterans exposed to toxic chemicals. The legislation passed Tuesday. " He camped out at the Capital with veterans shaming the Republican NO voters to get this passed last Tuesday.
"Support the troops" has to be more than a political slogan. If we send our men and women into harm's way, we have to take care of them, we have to take care of their families, we have to support them even after the bullets stop flying (perhaps especially so). This ISN'T negotiable. To do anything less is flat-out evil. This should be a 100% vote, no questions asked. How vets support the Rep party at this point is beyond me.
It's embarrassing that we literally have to SHAME our Politicians into doing the right thing for our Veterans. As for the GOP the Senate is considered to be the more "esteemed" Legislative branch and if these GOP Senators had a problem with the funding of this Bill they could have talked to their fellow Senators & worked out a compromise. Instead they are more interested in "Owning the Libs" and playing politics instead of legislating.
@@xoxxobob61 True that! "Owning the Libs" and playing politics is what gets them the big campaign donations that get them the votes that keep them in office.
The politicians, in turn, give us all the government we pay for.
Damn that kind of cynical crap is NOT what U.S. is supposed to be about. My brother, Vietnam three tours, Silver Star and 27 Air Medals, died at his home in 2020 from complications of cancerous growths surrounding almost almost all his internal organs. Just one of the "unrecognized" Agent Orange symptoms...
My condolences to you and your family. This sort of outcome is not what soldiers signed up for. And all these years later, we still are arguing over funding health care for them plus their families who can also be affected.
This bill is a scam it has 200 billion for things not even related to the veterans.
That cynical crap was exactly what your country was built on
Sadly for the ones still alive, the bill is for Agent Orange too.
God bless your family
If Stewart ran for president, I would vote for him in a heartbeat. At least I know he has some integrity and will tell off the scumbags blocking any care for veterans.
Same. We need a decent, kind person who has common sense. Trump proved that anyone can be elected, especially evil people.
I’m just picturing someone being like, “and why do you support this bill?” And him going, “because I’m not a fucking monster. These are the ways this will help millions of people and increase the quality of life for people that it doesn’t directly effect.”
I love Jon fair too much to want him to be President.. He would be great for the country but those 4 years will take so much out of him… Let’s leave Jon where he is…
A huge thank you to Jon Stewart no one was talking about or wanted to talk about what our Hero's were faceing before you made them thank you and thanks to them they never should have had to fight this long and this hard just to be treated like a human being! Thanks Again
My ex was in the Army in the post 9/11 military. He was basically begged to join, sent to fight with no training, sent back home broken and injured in ways you can’t physically see. It took MONTHS to get Dr appointments back then- a “mental health” check was unheard of- his shrink was SO helpful- he shot up the base killing fellow soldiers. So no help *there*
Seeing Jon Stewart step up and demand change and to get support for soldiers and first responders is amazing- he doesn’t have to DO a thing- he’s famous- but instead he took his celebrity and used it to demand change.
Our country needs more people like Jon Stewart on it’s side. *THEN* a change would have to happen.
I’m so sorry about what happened with your ex. I can’t imagine how traumatic those experiences must have been for both of you. I hope you and him have been able to find some healing. Hopefully soon, despite the latest setback, there will be more funding for the mental and physical healthcare of people in his situation.
No help for veterans but cruel & power-hungry Republicans can appoint a conservative Supreme Court Judge in record time.
If the despicable Democrats hadn't put 400 BILLION USD in un-related spending, aka NOT FOR THE VETERANS CARE, then the bill would have passed.
@@ZarkowsWorld that is not what mandatory spending means, might want to actually read the bill.
@@ZarkowsWorld would you look at that...it passed today. With NO CHANGES. Same bill they passed in June. Same bill they rejected last week. They got caught with their pants on fire and they couldn't take the heat. There was no unrelated spending in the bill at any time...and the fact that they passed it proves it.
@@penguin12902 Your failure to understand real-politik is sad - there was indeed unrelated spending tacked on, just because you don't care doesn't mean there wasn't.
@@ZarkowsWorld I'm still here waiting to be educated. Show me that unrelated spending. Bill versions are all up on congress.gov.
I think Jon said it best about Congress:
"You don't support the troops, you support the war machine!"
Jon was talking about the Senate, Congress passed the bill, twice.
I just remembered that there's a character in Farscape that even looks like trumpie in Dominar Rygel XVI the DEPOSED ruler of the Hynerian Empire ..LOOL
you couldn't make it up!
machine = military industrial complex = lobbyists = bought off politicians = screwed americans and servicemen/women
the reason the GOP didn’t sign the bill was because of the last provision the Dems snuck in…Dems wanted the billions spent as mandatory vs what originally was discretionary… did Colbert say that? Nope cause it’s left wing propaganda people
@@user-tj3et5ep6t But that's literally false. It wasn't "snuck in," the money was always there, it was _always_ mandatory; that way, it couldn't just be redirected away from its intended purpose, and the recipients were _guaranteed_ that the money would be used for what it's designed for. And GOP senators _agreed_ to that to begin with.
And if they were so fucking concerned about something being "snuck in," _maybe_ they should have considered sitting down to discuss it? Oh, no, I forgot, the stupid fucking politics in America is a zero-sum game; no room for negotiating, otherwise how're we gonna "own the libs"?
Will never understand how a guy that looks like dump could ever call someone ugly! 👺
We love you Jon! Thank you for all your selfless work. To Veterans, it's shameful how you are treated alot of times. Without you there'd be no America. You had our backs for years (literally), now it's our turn to have yours. We thank you for your courage and service.
Jon Stewart is a true legend of helping those less fortunate, after having a great career in front of cameras.
He gave this up to help his fellow Americans in dire need!
You have my respect sir and the message is get out and vote these evil rotten bastards out of their cushy jobs and healthcare!
He quit because he wanted to nothing else
Their cushy healthcare is FOREVER.
@@massivecumshot So it should be for everyone. Probably forget the politicians though...
What a man what a man what a mighty good man!
I genuinely don't understand how someone could vote for Ted Cruz. It baffles me
you have republicans who always vote republican regardless of the candidate. makes life simple for their simple minds.
Texans
@@KristiContemplates Ayup.
Conservative Texans voting for the all American alpha male Texan that is Ted Cruz...
A frumpy sad-faced rejected Canadian who did voting calls for the subhuman who said to his face that his father was a traitor and his wife was ugly.
@@KristiContemplates I mean, I went to undergrad in Texas, I know plenty of Texas democrats, but still...the other ones baffle the flerk out of me.
It’s Texas🙃
John Stewart is a honorable man, and as a veteran I thank him for his work. I am also one of the ones he is fighting for.
The shameful Republican vote down of the PACT act needs to be put in front of as many eyeballs as possible. Cruz was immediately on the defensive spouting a whole slew of bullshit excuses about why PACT just had to be voted down.
This won't do them any favors in the midterms.
@@couragekarnga8735 I hope you’re right, I hope this makes a difference, this should be put into political ads and repeated publicly everywhere often. It Should not be forgotten as so many bad things republicans do. Those soldiers that are republicans, thinking Republican law makers support them, need to revisit their political views.
If the despicable Democrats hadn't put 400 BILLION USD in un-related spending, aka NOT FOR THE VETERANS CARE, then the bill would have passed.
@@RVG9 Unfortunately, they'll still vote for them because they think keeping congress as "red" as possible is all that matters.
@@ZarkowsWorld there was no changes made to it. The republicans lied. listen to Jon's rebuttal of Ted cruzs accusations.
I wouldn't worry about exposing James Taylor to profanity, Stephen -- after all, he's seen fire and he's seen rain...
And sunny days he thought would never end
I absolutely love that man's voice! Smooth as a saxophone!
funny!
I didn't think Stephen Colbert would ever top his name for Trump, "Mango Unchained", but "Dim Reaper" is a winner.
Trump is the CryptKeeper
I'm a fan of " The orange Jabberwoky", "Numpty Trumpty" and "Trumple Thinskin" myself. I think I will add "The Dim Reaper" to the list.
Jon Stewart was already a legend.
How much greater can this man become?
Good for Jon Stewart for standing up and letting it rip! Thanks to Stephen for standing up for all the vets that deserve all the help they need! Thanks Senators for voting down the Bill! Hope you never have to suffer the way our Vets do! My Brother in Law died from cancer that he got from Agent Orange!
Not to mention the Vietnamese, and Cambodians.
@@frankmaxwell5193 And a tropical forest. A crime by every standard.
I should be a better person, but hope every one of those who voted against the PACT bill is directly affected in some way.
Or maybe not - those senators who voted no would not be swayed by human suffering. Instead, I will hope all their funding vanishes - that's the only thing those people will respond to.
I would love to see Jon Stewart run for Senator so he can shout in the republicans faces until they cry.
Right. If not president, then a New York Senator!
He's not scaring anyone with his shilling. You're hilarious for thinking a subverting loser can make people cry. It was leftist shills screaming and rioting when Trump won lmao.
Just show the footage of Josh Hawley running down the hallway on a continuous loop and they'll cry like the spoiled infants they are 🏃♂️😭
@@couragekarnga8735 Please start a Jon Stewart petition for president in 2024!!!
Well if we can't have Jon Stewart then I'll watch John Fetterman and watch the punks squirm.
He invited
He incited
They rioted
Then he denied it
Even though he'd implied it
Now he must be indicted
Exactly.
And he should he probably tell on every one else to save his own skin this creep blamed his own daughters for leaving the people voted him by going to Cancun how you vote for this creep?
Thank God for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert!!!
You will never know how much I LIVE for your show!!! Love to you all & thank you helping us to laugh in our beer, instead of cry…. And so much more. 💜💜💜
@Tinder in real life 🅥 why the fuck do you keep spamming this bullshit?!
And he keeps sane with Bourbon!
Seek professional help..
@@colsonchambers6412 why did you write this?
Mr. Colbert kept me sane during the half-time show between the Obama and Biden administrations
What’s so sad is some older veterans STILL believe the GOP is on their side.
Younger ones, too.
Active duty too.
The GOP depends upon people's ignorance of their voting record. Democrats have sponsored legislation to improve veterans' care and have had to fight Republicans tooth & nail every single time. The GOP has NEVER supported veterans, only the Pentagon's pork barrel contracts. The record proves it, if anybody bothers to find out.
maybe they're onto something
@@lesliechow6866 too much paraquat
Ted Cruz just has a puchable face!! As an Aussie I had no idea about the PACT act, I do now, what a piece of work this government officials are who voted against it. Well done to John Stewart for being the outspoken bloke he is!!
Look, if you're gonna send people into dangerous the conditions of war, you can at least take care of the vets when they come home! They need not only medical care but also Mental health care and other things we as civilians take for granted.Please, whoever voted against the PACT Act, vote them out! As always, Thank you Jon Stewart for standing up for our Vets!
I don’t believe I’ve seen any politician fight for veterans as hard as Stewart.
Democrats have and have voted for it. Georgia's Jon Ossoff has a bill coming up to increase military pay and postpartum pregnancy benefits.
That's because you don't pay attention to what politicians do.
ExCUSE me? Democrats have sponsored legislation to improve veterans' care and have had to fight Republicans tooth & nail every single time. Blame the people who DESERVE it!
Well, he's getting old and angry and blew all his money on coke and chicks so he need a new gig. But attacking Republicans for supposedly "not" helping veterans is a complete lie. 90% of all veteran help for decades was funded by Republicans and blocked and spat upon by Democrats.
@@KB-ke3fi Wow the Republicans found a rube in you. Do you think starting wars counts as "veteran help?"
The real problem is that you're voting on healthcare at all....if you had universal health care like most developed countries this wouldn't even be an issue
🌎: ''the rePUB's won't vote for 'that kind of help'.....you see they're the South; they expect you to do 'all that stuff' and 'go about your business', 'cause you are the peasant-serf-slave. And they're not.
Wont pull weeds in a garden but will take the veggies and 'kick you out'....that's the repubs-in-usa.
You're absolutely correct
As an Englishman who lives in Scotland and who, during the last fifteen years,, has spent around fourteen months in Scottish (British) NHS hospitals, I agree one-hundred percent...
Well said. American political discourse in a nutshell: fight & scream but ALWAYS ignore the root of the problem.
@miarrem if we had universal healthcare, patients in need of an organ transplant or a life saving procedure would be put on a waiting list…. and the American population continues to grow, so how long do you think that waiting list would be? doctors would be paid the same salary, giving us professionals who really don’t care for their profession because they’re not being justly paid for their services. and you know who pays for it all? the doctors, nurses, technicians, pharmacists, equipment, construction costs, and medications (which are already expensive to manufacture as is)? it comes out of your taxes. so you’re willing to pay for the worst-grade healthcare with your hard earned money, just so it can be “free”? the best option is the PACT Act, which is meant for our veterans, not putting them on a damn waiting list.
Just breaks my heart that they would do this to the ones that protect us ...Republicans you are disgusting 😡
Yet they still call themselves 'patriots'
Sadly. Republican politicians are disgusting. They are about money, power and theatrics. Yet Republican voters will continue to vote for them. And since Republicans suppress non-Republican voting, it is SO scary! Our democracy is on life support!
Really? You paying attention to what Biden is doing? You like high gas prices? High food prices? It is ok that another 1 trillion is just gonna make it worse. Your ok with that?
@@joeyl.rowland4153 oh look a person that doesn't know what the President does.
@@rickton2517 Hmmmm according to Joe Douchebag you executive order it even if that is unconstitutional.
Jon's last line about "If this is Americas Best is spot on accurate.
Stephen Colbert brightens up my day.
Laughing and crying
"Stephen Colbert is...a pedophile."
-Issac Kappy
RIP
Fake News is this guys specialties especially when helping his government lie to cover up 911
You must lead a sad, pathetic life if this sick, evil Democratic shill brightens your day. His job is to divide the nation further
do you live in a cave?
Ted Cruz makes me roll my eyes so hard I can see my brain!
I bet you still need a Microscope
Ted Cruz rolled his eyes so hard he could see the empty space in his skull.
Well, no one will ever see his, because it doesn't exist.
Grammar-mangling Sage *sputtered what tripe...?* 🤤
@@maxsage3362 Talking from experience, sweetheart ?
Gotta Love Dr.Colberr. He's got guts, its nice too see someone stick on his own values
Doctor Cocktor, as his wife calls him.
It's nice to see someone who's not on vacation or out with covid.
what where did "Dr. Colberr" come from
@@YarrBr0
Typoland I think.
it's "colbere"
“Wow, former president James Taylor”- Homer Simpson.
That pic of Tr*mp
Looks like Alfred E. Newman at 90 years old lol.
XD the joke at 7:59 was genius. Especially the voice acting XDXDXD I bet Mark Hamill would enjoy this one.
I immediately thought of Mark busting his ass laughing when he sees it 😂
Cruz versus Stewart is like my grandmother versus usain bolt in a 100 meter dash.
And the Grandma has a walker made of bricks
@@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Grandma has been dead for 15 years.
@@tentardigrades968
And is made of Bricks.
Republicans: "You BETRAYED us, Joe Manchin! You were supposed to be our man on the inside! 😭"
And it's good to see Jon Stewart become an activist for veterans' causes, seeing as he did nothing on his last year of the Daily Show BUT complain about veteran-health issues. Nice to see he no longer has any illusions about his career, and can full-time rant.
And we already had Trump without makeup when he was in the hospital with Covid, and...he still looked @#$%-old.
Colbert wasn't just spitting fire tonight, he was spewing it from a flamethrower!
Yeah like being the tool & fkg puppet he is by helping covering up 911 & saying it completely another countries fault.
Ether your pro veterans or Republican. You can’t be both.
It's called both Democrats and Republicans are trying to divide this nation further and only care about their self interests. Democratic shill Stephen Colbert is bought and paid for by the DNC.
💯 true
True,though I'd probably say pro-human rather than pro-veteran...
@@shanadirwell it's an argument designed to impact republicans cogntive dissonance, they dont care about 'human'- to be pro human is too leftist and woke. To hit them where it hurts, one has to challenge their 'patriotism'
Hope VETERANS DO NOT FORGET THIS IN NOVEMBER!
I've never forgotten James Taylor saying "Fuck Facebook" in Funny People.
He knew.
th-cam.com/video/Ze_m_G2QxaI/w-d-xo.html
the writers knew
Or how about when he says "motherfuckin" in the live recording of Steamroller Blues?
Deeefinitely remember hearing that with my very religious parents when they popped in that CD on a road trip. All we could do was just laugh uncontrollably because A. it was so unexpected and B. my parents had an album that had "dirty lyrics" while I wasn't allowed to have the same (which of course became a running joke in the family). :)
Love all these nicknames Stephen comes up with in order not to name TFG! The Dim Reaper is excellent !
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL WRITING. Thank you so much for once again churning such pain into a semblance of a reason to laugh. True strength and grace. I smell another Peabody! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
i love jon stewart but i think he has more of a positive impact as a advocate than he could do as a president. i would like him to support a candidate and help rally for them.. now if he ran i would absolutely vote for him
Judging by that photo of Donnie, he doesn't look like he will make it to 2024...
From your lips, Opus
We can only hope!
DeSatanis is worse
Or to December, God willing.
Sell your McDonald's stock its sales in Florida and New York are gonna crash. Lol
When my wounded father returned from WW2 he faced a lack of medical care and a refused pension because of his injury. Fast forward to today and every vet coming home wounded from every war since is still fighting for medical care. This is the reality of war.
No the reality is unless you were drafted.you chose to be in the military and you get what comes with it....
I've been calling for Jon Stewart to run for president ever since his debate with that former Fox News goon, Bill O'Reilly.
*Jon Stewart
Yeah, and maybe Stewart will choose AOC for his running mate. The perfectly useless Democrat ticket after Biden and Harris,
@@johnbrowne3950 " You can lead a republican to facts but you can't make them think "
Orange 🟠🤡 man bad
@@johnbrowne3950
I left a nonpartisan upvote.
Which debate with a former fox News goon are you talking about?
For me it was CrossFire
Oh so good to have Uncle Stephen on. Helps with keeping sane!
More like insanity. Blaming others for a small part of being behind 911 isn't exactly a country I would want to live in.
This episode has the best description of Ted Cruze I have ever heard. Kudos to the writers!!!
Even if Jon Stewart was President it wouldn’t change anything in the Senate.
What needs to happen is all those Senators who voted against supporting the Veterans needs to go.
Canned goods being locked-up?
That's indicative of masses of the population living on the edge.
Income inequality is rife in the land of the rich, enemy of the poor.
Love Stephen Colbert. Always makes my day. :)
Agreed 💯
Yeah what a great guy helping his corrupt officials by covering 911. Americans died on 911 along with rights & freedoms of its people. Three buildings get blown up into dust & your all to stupid or in denial that it was simply a terrorists attack! Lol
If Stephen Colbert makes your day, you are a brainwashed, lost soul. He is a Democratic Shill with an agenda.
Me too!
Especially if it involves Jon Stuart!
I underestimated the value of makeup.
I hope that hundreds+ years in the future, Jon Stewart will be remembered as a heroic figure of this era.
Jon Stewart should run for something. We need more like him
more old guys is definitely what we need. Maybe 20 years ago I'd agree with you
@@dreweverett9141 It takes years suffering to gain wisdom.
With stamina and honest risk taking you might actually gain some.
No one can give you courage. You have to earn it and sometimes people attain a modicum of wisdom along the way.
He needs to run or the border and volunteer.
@@dreweverett9141 two words: BERNIE SANDERS
@@dreweverett9141 young for a president
So I would like to say this the pact act wasn't just about the burn pits... also for those whom don't know this would give people help who were exposed to agent orange. Which to get any help for you have to basically have one foot in the grave
Trump looks like the caretaker of a cemetery in a low-budget zombie movie.
Week, TrumpF DID bury his first ex-wife Ivana next to the first green at his Golf Club
Not only looks like one, he plays the part on his golf course, once again takes advantage of the first wife, gets a free burial spot, and uses her as another tax dodge. I guess when all the other kids die off he can plant them at different golf courses around the country.
Yep Yep
His must of really hated that lady why did the kids let him bury her there
"Butt hole all dressed up for his prostrate exam" BEST TED CRUZ DESCRIPTION EVER.
Turncoat Ted needs to be taken out of office IMMEDIATELY along with his cronies
Just leave him on a desert island and tell him it's Cancun.
never will happen, he is loved by all his cultest.
Why? He's a 1,000 times smarter than that Stewart, the desperate entertainer who is getting old and blew all his money and looking for a new gig
Jon Stewart is too decent and honourable to ever be elected President.
Make him Speaker of the House
That's exactly why he needs to run. He'll be like a new Teddy Roosevelt.
I'm honestly surprised anyone still wants the job of President of the Divided States of America. It's a thankless job if there ever was one. And America is becoming increasingly ungovernable on account of the institutionalized division incentivized by both the political and media environment. Sad really.
See, that's the problem...decent people wouldn't be business savvy, strategic or provide strong leadership...this stereotypical attitude is the reason people are disillusioned about politics and crooks behind the veneer of cunning or tounghness take over... Absolutely wrong and false. One can be a great person and a leader and only decent men should be in office....having said that we do need credible people from non-political careers to speak up. Crooks should have no power...period.
Right. He's too honest to be a politician.
It's good to see Jon as passionate about his country.
He's a fake.
Needing to protect food from being stolen is horrifying. That's how bad our society is doing. People are starving and instead of feeding them, we're making sure they can't get the cheap canned goods.
Joe gave the go ahead for a drone strike on al-Zawahiri, but I bet he won't be bragging about it the same way the former guy would...
@@davidflynn6790 lmfao so true
@@davidflynn6790 dude would then complain that dem leakers tipped him off
Plus gas prices are going down but he won't get credit for it, but he gets all the blame for the hikes😔
I'm waiting to see how the Cons try to turn it into being a BAD thing, somehow..
@@davidflynn6790 "Your Favorite President just had the Pleasure to authorize a Strike on the failing New York Times' favorite terrorist Ayman "the Democrat" al-Zebra. Watch livestream on Truth Social at 8am Eastern tomorrow, will be wild!"
Many of these Republicans sent those troops off to war. Let's draft those 25 Republicans so they can fight the wars themselves. Also, Jon should run for president.
Yes send those f-ing dirt bags to Boot Camp and then deploy them in combat duty!!!
Praying for you Biden no matter what shit press has 2 say.
I can't believe idiots believe he has his hand on some magical gas price spigot or something. Then again, these are the same fools who can't shut up about Hillary's stupid yoga emails.
the press treats him like The Messiah
@@lesliechow6866 They cover his crime family's a$$ 24/7
"He's after our money". Heard in a GOP meeting.
I love Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart for ANY office! Thank you Jon for following through for veterans. Love you too Steven, but we still need you to keep your show for a while longer 🥰🙏
The thing I don’t get about Saudi Arabia financing a golf tournament is that their country is literally one giant sand trap.
I agree, but I think it has to do with what is under that sand.
Yep...oil makes bad friends and better enemies 🤯🤯🇺🇸💖🌹
@@johnalvarez7336 you’re missing the point. Saudi Arabia has literally nothing to do with golf. Why, of all sports, golf?
They have golfing blacks instead of greens by using oil. I saw it at Aramco, Dahran.
@@johnalvarez7336 you mean like Ivana Trump, buried out the back there so her grieving ex could claim a tax exemption because the golf course is now somehow also a cemetery and, by the way, now can’t be seized? M
Pull the health care coverage for congress.
Stewart for president! That's all to write!
Thank you for being there and here and everywhere