Did Rex Tillerson Call Trump A 'Moron' Or A 'F***ing Moron'?

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  • Secretary of State Rex Tillerson boldly refuted allegations that he called the President a 'moron' by refusing to explicitly refute that he called the President a 'moron.'
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  • @tvremote9394
    @tvremote9394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I identify as a moron and I don't want Trump to be associated with our kind, that'll bring us all down

    • @brizyinpink1517
      @brizyinpink1517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jerrin Thomas 😂😂

    • @sweetheartmegz
      @sweetheartmegz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jerrin Thomas lmao 😂😄

    • @alf8916
      @alf8916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jerrin Thomas lmao

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trump makes the decent and honest morons look bad.

    • @dalac_93
      @dalac_93 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 😂 dead

  • @johnpaladin1533
    @johnpaladin1533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Calling Trump a Moron is like pointing out WATER is WET!

    • @michalperach984
      @michalperach984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      John Paladin Wait what? Water is wet??? Next thing you gonna tell me Puerto Rico is surounded by water!

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OCEAN WHOTER!!

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obvious to anyone but the Trump supporters.

    • @jewellmadden260
      @jewellmadden260 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Paladin wo-terr

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nobody knew that, PR is an island
      Also, nobody knew that they are US citizens
      No one, but Trump is very smart, so he knows this

  • @architeuthis3476
    @architeuthis3476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The same way Trump calls Kim Jun Un "Rocket Man," Clinton "Crooked Hillary," Sanders "Crazy Bernie," and Cruz "Lying Ted," I think its time we all started only referring to Trump as "fucking moron." Thanks Rex!

    • @cherlyntravis8371
      @cherlyntravis8371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great idea, Archi! You and I can be the first 2 to start...

    • @rherho1
      @rherho1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh I had to stop in and try it out! Here goes....
      Fucking Moron Donald inappropriately used a painfully heavily exaggerated accent to refer to "Puuuuueeerrrrrrrrrto Rrrrrrrrricohhhhhhh" today while addressing a room full of Latino Americans in Leadership!
      I LOVE THIS NEW NAME! I may even drop "45" all together and just stick exclusively with "Fucking Moron Donald!" Hey, Fucking Moron Donald sure is one big, fat, racist, xenophobic, mentally challenged loser for such a fucking moron, eh! Ok sorry...stopping now. Byeeee!

    • @moussiagilda
      @moussiagilda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      President Moron Pussygrabber.

    • @marielindsay4720
      @marielindsay4720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dumb Donnie, Daffy Donnie, Dumbass Donnie -- the list could go on and on and one.

    • @aohige
      @aohige 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In 2017, when we use the phrase "fucking moron", unless context states otherwise we assume it's referring to the President. ;)

  • @richbaker8211
    @richbaker8211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "How will we know when chaos comes?" Hi Stephen, this is 2020 calling. You'll know!

    • @FO_Biggles
      @FO_Biggles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is 2023 calling. Boy, will you _ever_ know if you get this far!

  • @bujin1977
    @bujin1977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Fun fact, "moron" is the Welsh word for "carrot", which quite adequately describes Trump's colour.

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@_DeadEnd_ Well the German word for carrots is Möhren. So maybe it's a germanic based language.

    • @bujin1977
      @bujin1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Boobalopbop Welsh isn't a Germanic language, but there are some similarities with some words. Our word for "rabbit" is similar to the German *Kaninchen* - in Welsh, its *cwningen*. A window in German is Fenster, in Welsh it is Ffenestr. Both of these examples are derived from the Latin words, so not sure if they both originated with the Roman invasion of northern Europe, or whether the words were brought to Britain during the Germanic invasion. I assume the former.

  • @bigmastermind1
    @bigmastermind1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Just realized that Tillerson Rex makes him a T.Rex.

    • @repinswatson6452
      @repinswatson6452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh snap

    • @ibinrogers6763
      @ibinrogers6763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's the mothafuckin T.REX!

    • @steh8831
      @steh8831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Griffon - So that's why he's so grumpy, his tiny t-Rex arms can't reach his penis...

    • @youreoffline4934
      @youreoffline4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When t rex was tired of fighting the protagonists in Jurassic park and wanted to to be a human instead.

  • @johnnycto7576
    @johnnycto7576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    So Trump is unhappy about the story calling him a "moron" and then goes on Twitter and proves he *is* one. smh

  • @imjustsayin109
    @imjustsayin109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Personally I don't think "f....ing moron" quite covers it. It's way worse than that!

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I don’t know what is shocking in Tillerson calling Trump “a moron”
    It’s just the truth

    • @lukejensen6802
      @lukejensen6802 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but Tillerson is a politician soooo.....

    • @shawnp8658
      @shawnp8658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He didn't say it in public. He said it in private, and it was reported. Your argument is that politicians lie, and they do.... on camera.
      That's what the press conference was.
      In conclusion, Donald Trump is a fucking moron.

    • @vincentfranklin17
      @vincentfranklin17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason Blade Exactly! Total moron!

    • @steh8831
      @steh8831 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason Blade - IKR, sky is up, water is wet, Donald is a moron, etc....

  • @christianschoff2490
    @christianschoff2490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I never get tired of that "I'm just kidding."

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Calling Trumpf a Moron is too kind!

    • @lgroots8691
      @lgroots8691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      William H. Baird
      what, why? thats fucked up

    • @58biggles
      @58biggles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      William H. Baird John Cleese called it an upgrade.

    • @lgroots8691
      @lgroots8691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      58biggles
      uh why? because the news told you hes a moron? so many followers. thibk for yourself

    • @58biggles
      @58biggles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KludyVille Racing
      LOL!!! I dont need the news to tell me he is a moron, it is evident for all to see. You would have to be blind not to see this man for exactly what he is, a fucking moron

    • @lgroots8691
      @lgroots8691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      58biggles
      ya its so evident you didnt answer my question with even one example!? every word in your last comment is irrelevant. back up your statement baby girl with substance ;)

  • @williamridge7856
    @williamridge7856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If the bar was any lower they'd have to dig it up. Rex Tillerson was right!

  • @timonmyside6591
    @timonmyside6591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Trump supporters complain he is not being shown the level of respect he deserves. I would disagree; President Trump is simply being shown the same level of respect as he himself shows to the office of POTUS.

    • @phyllispierce6146
      @phyllispierce6146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Timon Myside Bless you sir!!!

    • @davidmccormick9228
      @davidmccormick9228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And that he shows to the rest of the country.

    • @MeredithAnne88
      @MeredithAnne88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you! Somebody said it. My mom always told me to at least respect the office, if you don't respect the person. Well, Trump has made a mockery of his office!

    • @eileencloonan8261
      @eileencloonan8261 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MeredithAnne88 Well Said!

    • @rax816
      @rax816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have more respect for covfefe.

  • @ArtGirl82
    @ArtGirl82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    To be fair to Tillerson, Trump did recount a 1970's yacht orgy story to a huge crowd of 12 year old boys and then got them to boo a former president. My father was an Eagle scout and had a MUCH stronger reaction to hearing about it, then calling Trump a moron. So frankly, I think Rex was probably toning down what he actually thought.

    • @jenkem4464
      @jenkem4464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, I don't think you need to preface your comment with "to be fair to Tillerson" as everyone agrees that, yes, Trump is a Fucking Moron.

    • @noodoo19
      @noodoo19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But if Tillerson could go from calling Trump a "fucking moron" (which I'd really like to think that he did) to, not only completely denying it, but going so far as to call him smart, he has zero self-respect or spine, and he was the last insider I held out any hope for. There's not a single redeemable character in that rogues gallery of a cabinet. The entire White House is a bonafide disaster.
      Edit: Or maybe Trump has some serious dirt on him. I dunno.

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm certainly not saying he's a quality person by any stretch (He's a former Exon exec who gets along with Putin and now he works for the worst US president since Warren Harding, so his de facto setting was always being a huge piece of shit) I'm just glad to hear that at least the guys who work for Trump think the same thing almost everyone else is thinking (or screaming). That being said, I'm pretty sure Trump chooses his employees based on how much he thinks they'll kowtow to him, so Tillerson's spinelessness is not really a surprise. I mean, he didn't even want the job, apparently his wife made him take it. I would have just told her to eat shit.

    • @jeffghant4760
      @jeffghant4760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why is Tillerson even sucking up to Trump? The guy was an Exxon CEO/President so he doesn't even need this job.
      Reply

    • @ThisIsWideAngle
      @ThisIsWideAngle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jeff ghant
      Because he is in it for the 500 billions deal exon made with Russia but can't fulfill because of the sanctions they are now trying to lift.

  • @m.c.5795
    @m.c.5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Stephen, we love and appreciate you dearly. Keep ‘em coming. 💙😂

  • @onefatstratcat
    @onefatstratcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That was one of best monologues yet.. bravo! :)

  • @miltonwaddams3969
    @miltonwaddams3969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Can you please keep uploading monologues in one video? It's so nice

    • @paigetomkinson1137
      @paigetomkinson1137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That seemed kind of short for an entire monologue, if you ask me. Which you didn't but I just had to say.

    • @socrappyicoulddie
      @socrappyicoulddie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You think 9 minutes is a short monologue? Colbert spoils us.

    • @lightscamerasaction
      @lightscamerasaction 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AllCommiesCanDie andBurn you Russian trolls live a sad existence.

    • @Zer0-0
      @Zer0-0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milton Waddams
      Sure, but only after we relocate you to the basement.

  • @perfectlyMessy
    @perfectlyMessy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Keeping monologues whole is good because we don't need to go on a treasure hunt everytime we want the monologue.
    Thanks CBS!

  • @mowieboy
    @mowieboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    What should concern everyone more is how many people voted for Trump, and stick with him after every moronic thing he does. Truly frightening.

    • @TraderTimmy
      @TraderTimmy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mowieboy Yup. I agree. The country, Trump's half, are delusional

    • @ivoryfyall4231
      @ivoryfyall4231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just txt that a few mins ago!!! 1yr later... Watch these freakin Idiots still vote for Trump in 2020. They are fkn MORONS!!!!😢😢😢😢😢😢

    • @tjwilson1591
      @tjwilson1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything he does...and SAYS!!!

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Rex Tillerson shouldn't be fired..he should be given a medal for saying out loud what we've all been thinking.

  • @y_fam_goeglyd
    @y_fam_goeglyd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Did Obama ever comment about ratings? Or even Dubya? Or how about Reagan, the ex-actor, who would have at least had a reason to be curious? Somehow I doubt it.

    • @squirrel_of_mistri8565
      @squirrel_of_mistri8565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He thinks he's still on The Apprentice. That's why he likes to leave us with cliffhangers, telling us that he's got something really big in the works that's gonna be really great, and that we just have to stay tuned. Unfortunately, the big reveal never happens.

    • @keith1984rich
      @keith1984rich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      DJ T *He was born in America you racist FUCK! Trump was born with a silverspoon in his ass*

    • @thiah740
      @thiah740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      they didn't do it...one thing Obama did do I believe gracefully was respond to some of Trumps non sense of his citizenship to trumps face at the dinner..He was a gentleman even them while confronting Trump after being called many names and insults about even Michelle ...Obama still held his own even when he was bashed by a man he did nothing to and a wife the stole Michelle speech as well..

    • @thiah740
      @thiah740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Obama didn't tweet stupid carp every day every time some said things about him he didn't like...Obama was a cool President..He really loves his wife or think that's the coolest thing about him...You see how a man is truly suppose to love his wife and vice versa...They dud it together...not like that fake carp you see Trump doing his wife is scared of him because he is a bully and she hates his guts you can see that whenever his back is to her...you can see that it is not love that keeps them together it's fear...Trump could learn a lot of things from Obama

    • @gregorsamsa9264
      @gregorsamsa9264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      D J T Still preferable to the Third-World Country called Alabama.

  • @Bogwedgle
    @Bogwedgle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Ahhh the Classic Donald trump tweet " Something something fake news/liar, something something disgrace/ugly/really like me, something something low ratings"

    • @nandakumar2854
      @nandakumar2854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bogwedgle don't forget 'dot dot dot'

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      and of course #MAGA

    • @Tcrror
      @Tcrror 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nandakumar Sivaprasad ....dot...dot..dot....

    • @micahdaniel1856
      @micahdaniel1856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Covfefe

    • @candicay
      @candicay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha! You all summed it up!

  • @caesarmedina8489
    @caesarmedina8489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    What gets me is how quickly the President and his cabinet respond to petty comments and how easily serious questions can be tossed aside. The press ask a serious question and it can be blow off. Sorry, I don't know, you will or I will have to ask the president that. You bring up something petty, we get same day tweets and a spontaneous press conference. They then fill the remaining time of the conference by patting themselves on the back.

    • @Capmybets
      @Capmybets 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow I know right!. It's uncanny the level of deflection coming out of their mouths.

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "The only one who calls our President a moron is me." HAHAHA

  • @richardknapp8322
    @richardknapp8322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I never thought Rex could be part of something sooo funny!

  • @H3L4
    @H3L4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is one of my favorite monologues ever!!!

    • @robertvysther1138
      @robertvysther1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, Colbert was great. Trump is such excellent material for good comedian.

  • @tinitono5897
    @tinitono5897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love Stephen colbert 😂

  • @souldy09
    @souldy09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Tillerson's thoughts on Trump are probably more tame than what John Kelly thinks of Trump.

  • @shadowwalker22222
    @shadowwalker22222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The fact that Trump is so bent out of shape about being called a moron just shows how petty and sensitive he is.

    • @Lazerfaced
      @Lazerfaced 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AllCommiesCanDie andBurn Hillary's not the president fuccboi

    • @athermonuclearexplosion7159
      @athermonuclearexplosion7159 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AllCommiesCanDie andBurn. Proof please

  • @katushawatkins1922
    @katushawatkins1922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Trump "puts America and Americans first"???!!! That's a good joke... big belly laugh opportunity!!!

    • @GamingFreak339
      @GamingFreak339 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He puts **an** American first

  • @brandonkay2864
    @brandonkay2864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a time traveler from the year 2020 I can say whole heartedly : fhat is indeed foreplay chaos

  • @richy3454
    @richy3454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Because like most republicans Tillerson doesn't care until its personal

  • @cpt_nordbart
    @cpt_nordbart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    MAKE PANCAKES TENNIS AGAIN! #MPTA

    • @whiteraven1992
      @whiteraven1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'd buy that hat.
      American insanity is all the rage these days.

    • @TheErnieforss
      @TheErnieforss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yummy! pancake tennis goes great with a side of foosball hashbrown

    • @50shadesofbacon87
      @50shadesofbacon87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Word

    • @nour2146
      @nour2146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nordbart CP make pancakes blueberry again

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Foosball hashbrown? Nah, son; it's rugby pralines all the damn way!

  • @ry8729
    @ry8729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I travel for work. I'm a salesman. In the last 6 months alone, I've traveled to more than 30 states and Japan, Singapore, South Korea, England, Spain, Italy and Germany. I have yet to meet a single person that supports Trumps agenda or someone who thinks he is mentally stable or capable. It's quite sobering how his rating is rock bottom pretty much around the world.

    • @gbnz53
      @gbnz53 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      R Y You are so right. In my country we think Trump is a dangerous lying imbecile. (dangerous as he has the nuclear codes). Though a "f**king moron" would also qualify nicely.

    • @hujiaming6151
      @hujiaming6151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow really good to know what you know, dude.

    • @ziqi92
      @ziqi92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      steveninthe thats thanks to obama. Not trump. Policies do not take effect overnight. Economy does not change drastically in less than a year regardless of who's president. Trump's impact on the economy begins next year. That doesn't mean we can't foresee the outcome of stupid decisions though.

    • @dubren85
      @dubren85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can cosign. I travel to Australia, Canada and Europe quite often and there has been a big shift in how America is regarded and talked about. The world tends to believe this is the beginning of the end of the empire..America's alzehimers

    • @etaesu83
      @etaesu83 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      R Y doesn't prove anything....I hate trump.....but other people liking us is not the bar for good American leadership

  • @caribbeanqt16
    @caribbeanqt16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers 💚💖💛

  • @darter9000
    @darter9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Notice how Sen. Corker didn’t mention Trump in that barrier between country and chaos.

  • @shadow19831
    @shadow19831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Lmfao this show is getting better and better

  • @F1xitinpost
    @F1xitinpost 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Wow. Wow. Wow."

  • @mitchb1804
    @mitchb1804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really like when they upload the monologue as one complete video

  • @theguy2503
    @theguy2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Am I the only one that looks forwards to the 'dot dot dot... dot dot dot'

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      theguy2503 no

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Less dots in future, now that twitter increased it's character......count.

    • @X-Factor-22
      @X-Factor-22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      theguy2503 Maaaaan, I thought I was the only one😂

    • @spencer871
      @spencer871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      theguy2503 dot dot dot...dot dot.

    • @foxsmith770
      @foxsmith770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, I also like when he's reading his tweets and speeds up a little for the words in between commas.

  • @Cinqmil
    @Cinqmil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Chaos... just another word for Trump.

  • @anaghashyam9845
    @anaghashyam9845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The next President of the United States will have such a low bar expectation 😆🤔😆

    • @Danny-is5if
      @Danny-is5if 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On the contrary, the next candidate will have to be something really fucking special to beat Trump in 2020. You'll never see that because you're delusional. Americas economic is blowing the fuck up. What are you upset about?

    • @evanbarrows2413
      @evanbarrows2413 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He had to lower it that far cuz he couldn't reach the one Obama set

    • @Quantum_Magnus
      @Quantum_Magnus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Danny Educate yourself, Danny-boy. I get you’re 12 and listening to your parents argue, but the economy is tanking. Just look at any reliable source.

  • @tilog6839
    @tilog6839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Spoken like a true Moron." So sad, but so true.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Trump to Kim: "Rocket Man!"
    Kim to Trump: "Senile old Coot!"

    • @johnmoore9862
      @johnmoore9862 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lazyperfectionist1, LOL, not far from the truth, LOL!!!

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Nobody told Rex he's in the White House home version of the Apprentice . Don't feel sorry for Tillerson, because he sold his soul to the Devil for a job he was unqualified to do .

    • @CCCC-rw9hx
      @CCCC-rw9hx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And handed over his credibility and balls to the idiot in chief

    • @mfl639
      @mfl639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      and of course he was there for his mate Putin, hoping to make more cash drilling the arctic

    • @danepotmo2513
      @danepotmo2513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tillerson actually didn't want the job, his wife talked him into taking it.

    • @isaacliu896
      @isaacliu896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ThE DuCk he's far more qualified than the rest of the administration

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ThE DuCk
      Pretty sure he didn't want the job, just all the benefits that come with it.

  • @Linkcast12
    @Linkcast12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    IN CARD GAMES, YOU KNOW TRUMP CARDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST ONES....
    BUT NOT IN U.S. POLITICS...
    IF YOU THROW THE "TRUMP CARD" that means you have the JOKER.

  • @norasteel5353
    @norasteel5353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Go Colbert! Tell it like it is..brutally honest, and you make it funny!

  • @MNToor
    @MNToor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    omg, im not even American.
    But really, America? Is this ... your leader? LOL!

    • @headcold7250
      @headcold7250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nope. Just a guy pretending to be. He isn't leading anything other than the record for disapproval.

    • @Wicked_Kricket
      @Wicked_Kricket 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mahmood Toorani sadly yes

    • @T19681
      @T19681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mahmood Toorani tell me about man

    • @ypraisethesun4431
      @ypraisethesun4431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We know

    • @140sundress
      @140sundress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mahmood Toorani send help

  • @battlefieldfront6358
    @battlefieldfront6358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Donald Trump And Sean Hannity Should leave America

  • @MultiJebusChrist
    @MultiJebusChrist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stephen really does a good Rex Tillerson impression.

  • @Kiauze
    @Kiauze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have to say that there is one thing that I absolutely love about the USA: your freedom of speech. And Stephen freely uses it. It's beautiful to watch.

  • @davidjonatan
    @davidjonatan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Love this fucking show lmao #canadian laughing our asses out here in my igloo

    • @MrFreerideForever
      @MrFreerideForever 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah especially CHILL. :)

    • @Dog-ss9ef
      @Dog-ss9ef 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      leKing deTroll im here in Canada wishin we had Trump instead of useless Trudeau

    • @gregorsamsa9264
      @gregorsamsa9264 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We Americans, Israelis, Chinese, Palestinians, Egyptians, French, English, Germans, Polish, Turks, Iranians, Kurds, Iraqis, Indians, Pakistanis, Mexicans, Venezuelans, etc, on the other hand, are fucking terrified.

    • @j.6230
      @j.6230 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah Canada, a country where free speech is limited by the day because of PC fascists.

  • @shdw787
    @shdw787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Trump defendants; how does it feel to be a minority?

    • @lgroots8691
      @lgroots8691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      shdw787
      youre adorable

  • @finehomemadewine
    @finehomemadewine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Narcissists are not narcissists because they were not given enough love. They are narcissists because whatever they would be given it could never be enough.

  • @jp929rr1
    @jp929rr1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Save your energy Rex" ... OMFG, he really tweeted that !!

  • @Gauss6174
    @Gauss6174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    how far the office of the presidency has fallen under trump

    • @lgroots8691
      @lgroots8691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gauss24
      what do you mean?

    • @lgroots8691
      @lgroots8691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ed Kelly
      lol southpark did an episode on it must be true! actually hes been doing alot. hes taken care of the multiple hurricanes and now this shooting as well. are you really just not paying attention? lmao just because you hate him doesnt mean be has been a bad president. its still his first year he could be good ot bad still....right now hes just done alot.

    • @lgroots8691
      @lgroots8691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ed Kelly
      so the office of the presidency hass fallen because of trump because he wasnt qualified to be president?? that was your answer. crazy

  • @16ktsgamma
    @16ktsgamma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We might need a yuge break from this presidency when it ends.

  • @FirstLast-di5sr
    @FirstLast-di5sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:36 Yeah, actually that was just "foreplay to chaos".
    Also, yes the Locust were the signal.
    June 21, 2020

  • @KOKO-uu7yd
    @KOKO-uu7yd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stephen Colbert: "How will I know when the chaos starts? Is it frogs, is it locusts, will it rain blood...?"
    2 Years into the Future: "Global Pandemic"
    😪

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Whenever Trump says something is “Fake News”, I immediately know that the news is factual or at least partially factual

    • @cocobenji6123
      @cocobenji6123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      arbknight12 lol exactly.

    • @partiallysightedpaul
      @partiallysightedpaul 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a bit like having a friend who repeatedly keeps saying "I'm not gay you know" when nobody even asked.

    • @partiallysightedpaul
      @partiallysightedpaul 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's exactly the same when he says "The Russia/Trump thing is all made up. It's Fake News".

  • @fl00d69
    @fl00d69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Fucking moron" is about the nicest thing I could say about Trump at this point.

  • @lucasmartherus9646
    @lucasmartherus9646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I want that hat! "Make pancakes tennis again"

  • @katebeall5391
    @katebeall5391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for brightening my day, Stephen!

  • @baboom007
    @baboom007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He said what everyone is thinking so what is the problem

  • @ACap34
    @ACap34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I would absolutely buy a make pancakes tennis again hat

    • @Wiley_Coyote
      @Wiley_Coyote 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AlleyCap I want this to be a real thing now.

    • @scribe56
      @scribe56 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AlleyCap me too and I'd work to work

  • @mannyverse6158
    @mannyverse6158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we finally give up the idea that because you're rich it means you're smart?

  • @anniewu8280
    @anniewu8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yup, three years later, it truly was foreplay to chaos

  • @eyesofdarkness19
    @eyesofdarkness19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A Twitter War Peace Treaty Summit LMFAOOOOOO!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @rajul0880
    @rajul0880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You're an absolute f*cking genius Steve!
    😊

  • @LiveMusicOntario
    @LiveMusicOntario 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great monolgue. I really needed a good laugh today.

  • @ryanfraser167
    @ryanfraser167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was one of the best ones I've seen to date from colbert! 😀

  • @henryfoolman7
    @henryfoolman7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's smart ? HAHAHHAHAH. Perplex Peelerson.

  • @Stephensofceea
    @Stephensofceea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    #ImpeachTrumpAlready

    • @dougprishpreed4765
      @dougprishpreed4765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen Anna Marydas no reason to impeach him

  • @davidawelty
    @davidawelty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Steven AS ALWAYS… gold!! Director, cut to Jon more! Our hearts delights in the symbosis

  • @chidubemmba2718
    @chidubemmba2718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Laughs! On my stomach right now. Stephen Colbert is so good at this job. Such an amazing host. Adds good humor to current news stories which explains the details so clearly. His comprehension and composure makes this video one of the best i have watched . Good show.

  • @leoa3679
    @leoa3679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watch him fire Rex.

  • @trumaineburruss1429
    @trumaineburruss1429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ."Make Pancakes Tennis Again "

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trumaine Burruss for 2020

  • @shreyasarur
    @shreyasarur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did Rex Tillerson's parents name him that so that in official documents his name will be abbreviated to T, Rex?

  • @kenmoore137
    @kenmoore137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Spoken like a true moron" - Nailed it!

  • @SagarRana
    @SagarRana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We have a #troll as our president..

  • @paladinbob1236
    @paladinbob1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    yeah! , Colbert on fire again tonight :D

    • @paladinbob1236
      @paladinbob1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      not a democrate , nor even a socialist here , but at least I know where the CAPSLOCK key is to be found on the keyboard. Nice name by the way, it shows your ignorance :D

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      paladinbob 123 He's gonna use the shooting like the new "But he Emails..."

  • @joedanero5360
    @joedanero5360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "SLAPAaaaSSss! Heh heh heh"

  • @dracoliat7432
    @dracoliat7432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "is it frogs, is it locusts, is it gonna rain blood?"
    Well I mean we got murder hornets, and you forgot one, Plague!

  • @ameliecarre4783
    @ameliecarre4783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's funny because my theory about Nicolas Sarkozy becoming president of France is also that his father was absent and didn't love him enough when he was younger, and France had to pay the price for it. It was a heavy price. But the price USA is paying now makes me think that Donald's daddy must have been really disgusted by his son, and showed it.

  • @willjamesb
    @willjamesb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That "daddy hole" gag shoulda got a better laugh there. It's funny coz it's true!

  • @Sazid19
    @Sazid19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, that was forplay of Chaos..

  • @finalchapter24k
    @finalchapter24k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I hire the best people."

  • @sahrish
    @sahrish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching this after the Russian conference makes this even funnier. In a grim, doomsday kind-of-way.

  • @augustuscaeser8939
    @augustuscaeser8939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love the just kidding parts. its hilarious please always do them

  • @Xplorer228
    @Xplorer228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait, so he admitted he WANTS to be thought of as the "crazy guy"? I knew it. They create all these crazy antics so we don't know whats up or down anymore. The goal is to lower the bar so low that terrible things are now just "meh" and doing something semi-decent feels like a heroic act. What a strategy.

  • @Jan-vv1zk
    @Jan-vv1zk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol, Tillerson, Mattis, Kelly. All gone already.

  • @saumyaverma6832
    @saumyaverma6832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "He's smart"
    There it is.Rex Tillerson lost all credibility.

  • @DavidHernandez-lm7xh
    @DavidHernandez-lm7xh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    of course he's wouldn't consider resigning. How else would he get the sanctions lifted that the Obama administration leveled on Russia over its actions in Ukraine in 2014. The Exxon Mobil's landmark deal to explore for oil in Russia's Arctic and a portion of the Black Sea, and to drill for oil in Siberia, when Rex Tillerson was CEO. The secretary of state, however, said he is recusing himself from matters related to Exxon for two years.

    • @johnmoore9862
      @johnmoore9862 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Hernandez, I think that is an honourable thing, recusing himself of all matters about Exxon, Tillerson is the only one in the west wing with any statesmanship & dignity.

  • @hujiaming6151
    @hujiaming6151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, specially great show this time indeed!

  • @bluesteel8376
    @bluesteel8376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep it up Colbert!

  • @taylors1974
    @taylors1974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All Trump cares about is his ego and ratings. Their isn't even a word for what describes Trump. I still can't believe he isn't impeached yet

  • @snausages43
    @snausages43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    What's weird to me is Tillerson said he didn't know Trump before becoming Secretary of State. So why did Trump pick him? He's not a politician, he had no diplomatic experience, yet he gets one of the most important positions in the president's cabinet. Not some obscure circuit judge or ambassador to Andorra. Of course Trump has made many low level appointments to people he's never met, but he picks someone he's never met and has no experience to such an important position. Seems to me like Exxon bought that job for Tillerson to me.

    • @CCCC-rw9hx
      @CCCC-rw9hx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bad Hombre ...he was at the top of the swamp

    • @viddork
      @viddork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, someone did say that he's very rich. That's all the qualification Trump needs.

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unapologetically Sassy Correct!! Well done. I bet Putin's people even suggested him.

    • @heaventje
      @heaventje 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In the hopes he could ram the 500 billion oil deal through that was canceled because of sanctions Obama put on Russia.
      What could get Trump some business or some towers there as a reward for Putin Tillerson in there.

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bad Hombre Tillerson is the most highly Russian decorated American there has ever been. Thus, a high profile choice. And as others have said, there was a half trillion dollar oil deal that Putin AND Exxon both wanted. At the same time, even during the primaries, Trump was in negotiations to build in Moscow what was supposed to be the tallest building in the world. Putin dangled that trinket in front of Trump during the election just like any good con man would do, just as he held blackmail goods on Trump as collateral. Putin played Trump, just as Trump played his moronic cultists. Putin was playing 3-dimensional chess, while Trump was playing chess, while his followers were playing checkers.

  • @nataliecarrington2550
    @nataliecarrington2550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Foreplay to Chaos" - new band name!

  • @merrilouneigenfind104
    @merrilouneigenfind104 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He blinked..."rescue me - help me." Lol

  • @neothaka
    @neothaka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    god, these people are just completely spineless. Just goes to show how far they're willing to stuff their principles at the bottom of the barrel for the sake of holding a position