Bill, you have the best ad reads. I typically skip past em', but your humour keeps me listening and laughing. And as a workin; class guy, hearing you vent on stuff somehow destresses me. Thanks Bill!
Every Viet Nam helicopter pilot I know limps….. auto rotation landing !!!! Whoops 😬 😖😉🇺🇸❤️ best guys ever !! Watch “We were soldiers” Mel Gibson Col. Hal Moore 🇺🇸. He should be President, a REAL Leader !! 🇺🇸❤️🙏😊 🚁
I would love it. There is a lengthy hierarchy to who becomes president if the POTUS and vice potus were to parish it actuall goes all the way down to like the US postmaster if enough officials die. What if - All the officials fly into space for some hilarious bullshit reason and they parish immediately and Ol' billy is a mailman postmaster and is chosen to fill in as president. I'd watch that
Vice President Kamala Harris 2 Speaker of the House of Representatives 3 President pro tempore of the Senate 4 Secretary of State 5 Secretary of the Treasury 6 Secretary of Defense 7 Attorney General 8 Secretary of the Interior 9 Secretary of Agriculture 10 Secretary of Commerce 11 Secretary of Labor 12 Secretary of Health and Human Services 13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development 14 Secretary of Transportation 15 Secretary of Energy 16 Secretary of Education 17 Secretary of Veterans Affairs 18 Secretary of Homeland Security If ol' billy was in one of these positions and accidentally became president lol
Love this dude, I drive my crew nuts listening to his stand up and podcast almost everyday, come to Missoula, Montana sir, I want to meet you and have the highlight of my life, my last name is hekel so you know!
I’m doing better, thanks for asking. I used to be able to do 20 pull ups and now I can’t do one. Bought the elastic helper and now I’m getting jacked! Joking but now I’m in a better place than I was
Yeah it was and calm down bro like really you are butt hurt over someone not posting a video on you loop when they said they were going to? People need to start getting a hobby and work off those man titties or do something with your lives……
Agree with Powell, but the Homme interview was great. Also, Billy Nogut is right about Bartnick. And: a huge thanks to Burr for doing these podcasts for *free* every week. I damn sure enjoy them
Every time Bill talks about not smoking I think "just let him have one" - then I remember this Johnson guy saying smoking is the worst you can do to you and it'll take 12 years off of a human life.
Billy Buttcakes we are so close. If y’all can figure out a food truck, utility payment plan, and instigate a shut down I’m almost positive enough of us are fed up to the point of actually standing together and stopping the wheel for as long as it takes to remove the bad faith actors from power. It’s about goddamn time.
Regarding restaurants and food trucks, It’s not about being out of style. I don’t think. I think it’s more budget related both financial and time management.
The lawn mowing guy is so weirdly enjoyable. It's like getting the feel good from doing it, but instead of doing it I'm easting cheeseballs in my sweats
The Elvis & Nixon movie. His pal needs to get to the airport 5pm traffic 1hr plus. Nixon allows him presidential escort White House to National 7 minutes. Boom.
Ok, for the dude who thinks he’s a germaphobe. Watch out for developing OCD. If you really can’t live without washing your hands after using an atm, it’s the first sign. But if you can move on and only wash your hands at your next meal or don’t touch your face, then you’re still safe. The elbow thing, I suppose that’s reasonable. Love, someone dealing with OCD. Note, depending what you’re OCD about, you can or can’t cure it. Mine doesn’t seem curable. You’re healthy, don’t fuck it up.
Billy reeling off the NBA champions from '70 to '04 was badass.
Bill, you have the best ad reads. I typically skip past em', but your humour keeps me listening and laughing. And as a workin; class guy, hearing you vent on stuff somehow destresses me. Thanks Bill!
Breathing exercises and profoundly inhaling herb teas, lifting weights and listening to Bill Burr 💯💪
A healthy recipe for mind body & soul. 👌🏼🧘😅
@@AHighlander 🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one
The part about the Moth buried me🤣🤣🤣
My god Bill you are absolutely right. First sentences out the gate articulate everything I've observed myself.
Alright Conrad
Portlandia pic far right....!!! Great show!!!!!!
We LOVE when ya check in on us… ole BILLY NO BACK BENDS‼️🩵🤍🩵🤍🩵🤍
Ol’ Billy Choppa-Pilot keeps the wind beneath our wings!
Every Viet Nam helicopter pilot I know limps….. auto rotation landing !!!! Whoops 😬 😖😉🇺🇸❤️ best guys ever !! Watch “We were soldiers” Mel Gibson Col. Hal Moore 🇺🇸. He should be President, a REAL Leader !! 🇺🇸❤️🙏😊 🚁
@@jimmyhenson2167Is he still going?
1 mil Bill. Congrats on 1 million subs! 👏
"Hey Levi, this is Ulysses..." 😂
You're killing me right now with the chuck wagon and refurbished skillet 🍳 😂😂😂
Bill Burr needs a movie where he becomes president 😂
I would love it. There is a lengthy hierarchy to who becomes president if the POTUS and vice potus were to parish it actuall goes all the way down to like the US postmaster if enough officials die. What if - All the officials fly into space for some hilarious bullshit reason and they parish immediately and Ol' billy is a mailman postmaster and is chosen to fill in as president. I'd watch that
Vice President Kamala Harris
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives
3 President pro tempore of the Senate
4 Secretary of State
5 Secretary of the Treasury
6 Secretary of Defense
7 Attorney General
8 Secretary of the Interior
9 Secretary of Agriculture
10 Secretary of Commerce
11 Secretary of Labor
12 Secretary of Health and Human Services
13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
14 Secretary of Transportation
15 Secretary of Energy
16 Secretary of Education
17 Secretary of Veterans Affairs
18 Secretary of Homeland Security
If ol' billy was in one of these positions and accidentally became president lol
We need a reality where Bill Burr becomes president 😂 they would never ever let him get close
@@PastaImposter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's gotta be "Idiocracy 2", he gets frozen and wakes up in the future and saves humanity.
Bill burr is the shit. God bless that man he is funny.
We need Lego Bill for the every body clap your hands situation lol
Bill genuinely the only famous dude I can actually relate to. So real and damn hilarious 👊
Just saw you in Portland you were awesome!!!
The becoming president bit is one of the best bits Billy’s ever come up with 😂
“Well can you give me the cliff notes? Moby Dick’s coming up…”😂
Listening to the “Bill as president” segment had me DYING 😂
Love this dude, I drive my crew nuts listening to his stand up and podcast almost everyday, come to Missoula, Montana sir, I want to meet you and have the highlight of my life, my last name is hekel so you know!
What line of work?
We love you bill, stay wholesome no matter how boring life gets! ✌
No we dont. Everyone I know can see what phony Bill is. What a shill he has become. 🖕🖕
You can have an attention deficit and not be hyperactive. They don’t always need to be in conjunction.
I have no idea how it's taken me so long to find this podcast but it's fucking brilliant!
I’m doing better, thanks for asking. I used to be able to do 20 pull ups and now I can’t do one. Bought the elastic helper and now I’m getting jacked! Joking but now I’m in a better place than I was
Try negatives as well if you're building back up to pull ups, helps loads
Yay a ACTUAL Thursday afternoon just before Friday not interviewing anyone Monday Morning Podcast
The Lovitz interview was really good though.
Yeah it was and calm down bro like really you are butt hurt over someone not posting a video on you loop when they said they were going to? People need to start getting a hobby and work off those man titties or do something with your lives……
An actual
Agree with Powell, but the Homme interview was great. Also, Billy Nogut is right about Bartnick.
And: a huge thanks to Burr for doing these podcasts for *free* every week. I damn sure enjoy them
Verzi is good too
“The beatings shall continue until moral improves!”
Ive only ever heard that from a guy in the Navy, where is that from?
I got that voice too doomscrolling i decided to do my pushups and organize the garage...workout then organize its great
2004 was Detroit and 2006 was Miami. I didn’t look this up either. I was in my 20s in the 2000s I was following the NBA..
"They're STILL eating cookies" 🤣🤣🤣
He has a point though.😅
1.01million subs ol billy boyyyyy!! Fuckin awesome lets keep growing this channel 👏🏾 👍🏾
I'm going out on a limb here and say Bill doesn't meditate😂
He is shrouded by Demons. Pray for his dumb family.
Bill Burr for president!!!!
He was gonna tell us what his mind was thinking, then he suddenly switched topics. I wanted to know 😭😂
valid point about NERDS!!!
16:45 Bill as President
23:22 To me the deepest thing in life. How to be content with nothing.
Every time Bill talks about not smoking I think "just let him have one" - then I remember this Johnson guy saying smoking is the worst you can do to you and it'll take 12 years off of a human life.
I cut back on smoking cigarettes, and it was pretty grim for a couple of weeks . Good luck chap and great content 😂 😂
Chewing tobacco for me. Horrible habit !! I still crave it ??? Huh 🤔
Bill i just love how much you rip on this greedy system. I will never stop listening
I got you Bill !!!! Ha!!
Bill Burr for president 2024
What??? No Bartnik or Verzi, Billy G.O.A.T. !!!!! Thanks!
Congratulations on the nonsmoking. I hope you keep it up for the major victory 💙
great ep, thank you
I love Bill when he channels Archie Bunker for some words
How do you just start as running for President?
Billy Buttcakes we are so close. If y’all can figure out a food truck, utility payment plan, and instigate a shut down I’m almost positive enough of us are fed up to the point of actually standing together and stopping the wheel for as long as it takes to remove the bad faith actors from power. It’s about goddamn time.
Good shit
How is Billy Degrasse Tyson going to survive without having a guest for him to repeatedly interrupt!?
Omg!! The listing of NBA Champs back to 1970..don’t know if I should be impressed or confused 😂
Ol' Billy Burnt Orange Don't Hit the Ol' Ballsack to Hard Burr.... Good podcast.
Working at bulk superstore. Only one who showed in my section on a friday.
I think the only time I was able to be myself with my mind is when I'm jamming out to music. That used to be my drug before alcohol.
I’m your biggest fan hah man I love when you cuss
Just got home from the Vancouver show and it was fkn amazing
Omg bill we have the same fgn playlist, lawns, disaster details
Bill would love the bookstore lady's skits
Checkin in on you!
It was Teddy Roosevelt who didn't accept the nomination for a second nomination, Billy Troglodyte
Rodman said in His book, nba is not about basketball anymore. It's a show.... He said that about the late 90s nba....
You’re welcome in advance Billy Fire Face… The sequel to the awesome movie you made “Old Dads” is “Fat Dads”. I’m dying laughing with just the title!
“Now I’m watching the Snapchat of this guy, that he just took of the game” 💀
Billy Boyy !!!!! 🫡
@38:38 Just when you thought his voice couldn't get any higher in pitch, lol.
Regarding restaurants and food trucks, It’s not about being out of style. I don’t think. I think it’s more budget related both financial and time management.
I’m PDX, we just live like everyone else. South east Portland is the real Portland. Tents and fentanyl.
"Fents"
And meth
Hey bill, just so you, know donuts are fried...they aren't baked in an oven.
A frier is enough for a foodtruck to make them....
From my experience when you cut down smoking, you end up coughing more. It’ll pass after a time.
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How Are YAAAAAA!!!!
The lawn mowing guy is so weirdly enjoyable. It's like getting the feel good from doing it, but instead of doing it I'm easting cheeseballs in my sweats
If I’m healthy it’s all good.
I wonder if Billy Shakespeare had heard “Everybody Make Some Noise!” if he would’ve still wrote that life can be seen as a tragedy or a comedy
Can you imagine Bill burr with Joe Rogan body 😂😂😂
What kinda car you driving around these days. I could have sworn you picked a newer f250
Ole Billy Beer Nuts !
My husband pointed out that your brain is already mush because there's not a lot of structural rigidity in there. 😂
Bill "Iceland is one of the coolest places I've ever been too" Burr
I am a nerd, and I can vouch for us. We secretly want the world 🌎.
Happy 2.22.24 and Friday Eve!! 🎉🎉
Harold was great!
I wish you would have to the guy to tell grandma not to worry, he’d be sure to make her funeral.
Billy!
The Elvis & Nixon movie. His pal needs to get to the airport 5pm traffic 1hr plus. Nixon allows him presidential escort White House to National 7 minutes. Boom.
If im President ill go to that Mario Ride and Liberate everybody.
Bill's got a cough from puffing cigars? Why, you don't inhale cigar smoke, that's why cigars are pointless. Bill's so funny.
Ol' freckle bag on fire! 🔥
😂 ol fire freckles
are the comments on the side of the video for you guys now as well or is someone messing with my youtube settings?
2003 Spurs, 2004 Pistons, 2005 Spurs, 2006 Heat
Thanks Bill, I'm gonna go into work on Monday (yeah I got the day off) and kiss my boss on the forehead. .
PAALLM DEESERRT!
God damn it Billy Bollox Chops. You’re turning into a fucking monk.
Talk to me about your coffee addiction 😴 …😂❤
Bill says hes an idiot. *rattles off NBA titles from 45 years ago
An idiot savant, perhaps.🧐🎩
Hey BB it's called underwear , and not being off your face squatting in front of a fire...😅
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Ok, for the dude who thinks he’s a germaphobe. Watch out for developing OCD. If you really can’t live without washing your hands after using an atm, it’s the first sign. But if you can move on and only wash your hands at your next meal or don’t touch your face, then you’re still safe. The elbow thing, I suppose that’s reasonable. Love, someone dealing with OCD. Note, depending what you’re OCD about, you can or can’t cure it. Mine doesn’t seem curable. You’re healthy, don’t fuck it up.
Reebok Pump & Patrick's
Lambda lambda Lambda
Bill. its 9.30. I have to go. lol. follow your dreams.
Bill I have to say that it’s ok to pay attention to your wife every once in a while dude. BILL !! Ha!!
BILLY... try fasting a couple days a week. (not gym days)... baby bump will be gone real quick.
helps to detox liver as well. have a good one.
He has. Didn’t seem to like it IIRC.
Portland = RIP CITY!!!!!!
I was there two months ago and it was alive and kicking, did something happen since