My father was a session musician and could play anything that you put on your lap with strings or anything brass and could mess around on keys. Play something once, he would have it locked. I unfortunately have 1/10 of his musical talent, but that's probably mostly because I'm lazy and didn't put the time in. Session musicians really are the unsung heroes of so many records and most really don't get their due but are often more talented than more well known folks. It's very interesting who gets famous and who doesn't in show business.
There was a bit in his tour before Paper Tiger where he's doing an impression of a Somalian pirate approaching a navy ship, sound effects of them aiming the turrets and guns compared to the tuktuk noises of the wee dinghys. I couldn't breathe seeing it in Glasgow, didn't make the special but makes me appreciate it all the more as I saw it live. Incredible show.
The guys in Toto were session players back in the day. They played on everything. Jeff Porcaro was a beast on the drums, check out the first Toto album, Bill!
I met Kareem Abdul-Jabbar at a CVS in Marina del Rey, I couldn’t help myself… I walked up to him and thanked him for all the thrills he’s giving me throughout my young life, he couldn’t have been more gracious, he just accepted my thanks, shook my hand, and I walked away. A great man, and one of the biggest thrills of my life.
Bro every time u say your babbling your actually onto something and then u cut off the funniest shit ever 😂 the part about thinking peoples parents drinking was cool your the greatest man lmao
Proud of you, Bill for not allowing yourself to be triggered with the guy on your bumper. I used to break check and all of that shit and found that letting those people leave your environment, rather than trap them behind you, is the only way to go.
Invitation Homes now owns 3,500 homes in Clark County, making it the second-largest owner of single-family rental homes, according to data from the Las Vegas Review Journal. It comes as the Nevada city struggles with an acute shortage of housing, with evictions on the rise.
Invitation Homes Dallas B. Tanner is chief executive officer. As of 2017, the company is reportedly the largest owner of single-family rental homes in the United States.
Gotta love that so many so-called "football fans" are sleeping on Baltimore with the best QB and defense in the game right now.Little too urban I guess lol. Loving Detriot too, their fan base is like them passionate crazies from the 2000's Oakland Raiders, they be rockin the Ford. Love to see BMore vs Motown in Vegas and call it the "Soul Bowl"
Hi Bill, I'd love to hear your take on a some language stuff, that I think originates from the USA but unfortunately made it across the pond to Europe. I mean verbal passive aggression as in 'fake questioning'. When (usually women, but increasingly also men) someone starts a sentence with "I don't know if you...(whatever)", it gets to my nerves really hard. It's actually a statement of ignorance, but wrapped as if it's a question. "I don't know if you perhaps could....(whatever)" is NOT a question. It's only stating that you don't know something. I told a colleague, I thought it was 'whore behaviour', I mean, I get fucked over by someone, who's only propping up their ego by asking fake questions. She, the colleague vehemently didn't agree with me. I said, if someone fucks you for a reward (propped up ego), how is that not 'whore behaviour'? Perhaps I'm just an old fossile, for not choosing the right line and let assholes just pass. I've really tried to temper my 'direct male aggression' (as in f.i. slamming on the table and shouting 'goddammit' when my team lost a match) but whenever I meet an 'I don't know if you have/can/will (whatever)' lady or dude, I still seem to lose my shit. I would love to hear your take on this. Greetings from Amsterdam, NL. 🤙
Bill Burr is saying what a lot of people are thinking. How do we keep ending up in these stupid situations as a country and not see the DNC and RNC are controlling elections.
I used to work at this breakfast place called the eye opener. It's basically a knock off bob evans Youd be surprised how many people can fuck up breakfast all the food they make in the 3 Years I've worked there was mediocre at best and trash at worst
You don’t really need art school guy. Yes, art school is good for networking, but if you can draw sick with a pen and ink, then there’s many avenues to monetize your craft.
Friday afternoon, the day after Thursday, Monday morning podcast
Ol' Billy red nuts!
Friday afternoon sometime during the week 😂
😢
Ole Billy Big Time mails it in when he wants to. 😂
DilDurr
Oh jeeeeeezus!!!! Ol Billy is about to hit a milli!!!!!!
Not even a minute in and Bill is giving us suggestions of how to “off” ourselves.
I took notes
Asking for a Top Five.
'Top Five Suicide Choices in the Kitchen'
Vs
Last week's Top three Tom Hanks movies.
What's the end game here, Billy?
His zip recruiter ad reads are god level comedy 😂
Bill's invaluable road rage advice is what I'm here for. 😂
Not sure which octave Bill hit when he did the Zip-Recruiter commercial but my cats freaked the fuck out 😂😅…
Look who it is it's ol zip...... AHHHHHHHH!
Your zip recruiter reads are just icing on the pod. ❤
Toaster in the bathtub 😂😂😂, always a classic.
My father was a session musician and could play anything that you put on your lap with strings or anything brass and could mess around on keys. Play something once, he would have it locked. I unfortunately have 1/10 of his musical talent, but that's probably mostly because I'm lazy and didn't put the time in. Session musicians really are the unsung heroes of so many records and most really don't get their due but are often more talented than more well known folks. It's very interesting who gets famous and who doesn't in show business.
He's still the Best Comedian out there!
7:15 - yes, I reached that age. 'Tis awesome! So much fun to watch!
Bill🖐Love listeniing to your talk shows💪! Listening to you all the way from Kazakhstan💞😉 Keep them good jokes coming 😁😂😁
I love runny eggs Billyboy. Especially with a bacon and egg roll. If the yolk isn't dripping down my forearm then I'm not happy.
Oh Billy Beer Nuts ! Making a 'True Romance' reference! Plus , You said #1 and #2 and ended with the bathroom forever box scenario 😅
Tuesdays Friday morning Saturday afternoon Sunday at dusk Monday late night Wednesday dawning on Thursday morning podcast💪🏻with a hangover
0:14 I heard his room vibrate 😁
That's great that you got to play at the Bon Scott thing !!
Your last pod got me through quitting cigarettes, sending love from Sacramento
Good job ! Congratulations 🎉
The best bumper stick says" look at how my blinker and brake lights work" lol I wave at people and shake my head instead of honking now
At 45 mins he says "butt fuckin' animals" 😂
There was a bit in his tour before Paper Tiger where he's doing an impression of a Somalian pirate approaching a navy ship, sound effects of them aiming the turrets and guns compared to the tuktuk noises of the wee dinghys. I couldn't breathe seeing it in Glasgow, didn't make the special but makes me appreciate it all the more as I saw it live. Incredible show.
That Michael McDonald impression has me in tears 😂😂😂
The coach of the cowboys is Mike McCarthy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Billy Goat Burr went old school and found a picture of Rob Halford with hair.
BEST ZipRecruiter read eva
Hey Bill your an amazing funny comedian. My favorite movie your in is daddy's home 2. Are they making a daddy's home 3 by chance?
Yo. The tag on episode here slayed me
The guys in Toto were session players back in the day. They played on everything. Jeff Porcaro was a beast on the drums, check out the first Toto album, Bill!
I can tell how good the ZipRecruiter read is gonna be based on bills mood and this was the BEST read yet
old freckles gonna reach 1million sub, jeez finally about goddamn time
Thank You BILLY B.
A video came up of you drumming. It was awesome!
I met Kareem Abdul-Jabbar at a CVS in Marina del Rey, I couldn’t help myself… I walked up to him and thanked him for all the thrills he’s giving me throughout my young life, he couldn’t have been more gracious, he just accepted my thanks, shook my hand, and I walked away. A great man, and one of the biggest thrills of my life.
Bro every time u say your babbling your actually onto something and then u cut off the funniest shit ever 😂 the part about thinking peoples parents drinking was cool your the greatest man lmao
HA!! I love it. Bill shits on EVERYONE!!
I loved how you talked about your drums
Why is JP Halford on the image? Nevermind i found it 14:30 i guess. Am listening to JP rn. They got new album coming soon btw
Billy "White Shoes" I seen a cool video of you drumming with Nikki Sixx on stage .. Dig it
Hi all 😊....have a great weekend everyone 🎉❤!!!!
I was born in 1970 in Philly. How did YOU hear the Rod Stewart gallon story!?! That was told to me in, maybe, 79' or 80'.
Happy Friday Bill.
Hairdryer in the bathtub is a good one
Yay Bill!!!❤❤❤❤
Kitchen and bathroom huh ? Cant go wrong with a toaster and a bathtub
27:03 Masterfully done
Awesome Zips herein.
Cant wait for the title rematch between Donny T and Joey B. The fix was in the first time. Wonder what the odds are in vegas this time around 😂
Billy Prehistoric making baby dinosaur noises 😂
Proud of you, Bill for not allowing yourself to be triggered with the guy on your bumper. I used to break check and all of that shit and found that letting those people leave your environment, rather than trap them behind you, is the only way to go.
❤ you Billy baldy looks! (Come to UK?)
Watery grits can ruin your breakfast 😅
Political prevent defense hilarious!! No one makes sense, right on Bill😀
Who knows … maybe Bill is the only person that makes me laugh in this consuming depression .
Who knows
goat'd ZR ad read starts near 27:00
Friday afternoon, the day after Thursday, just before the Monday morning podcast before Tuesday Wednesday
Bill Burr seriously needs to write scripts for commercials, his scenarios are so bizarre and hilarious.
"I don't care where you were born." - Bill Burr, guy that reminds everyone he's from Boston.
HOWDDDDYYYY BILLY BURRRRRRR
Is there anywhere we can find this clip of in full of Bill playing walk all over you
Invitation Homes now owns 3,500 homes in Clark County, making it the second-largest owner of single-family rental homes, according to data from the Las Vegas Review Journal. It comes as the Nevada city struggles with an acute shortage of housing, with evictions on the rise.
32:50 😂😂😂
You can cram your head in the garbage disposal. 😂
LOL. Thank you for that picturesque image.
PLEASE COME ON THE PODCAST
Hey Bill, my son is also a metal drummer 😊
Well Bill you know more about football than people from Canada
Billy gonna reach a Milly!
Invitation Homes
Dallas B. Tanner is chief executive officer. As of 2017, the company is reportedly the largest owner of single-family rental homes in the United States.
Snake is good meal, old Red Beard
Toaster in the bathtub, obviously.
Jean Claude Van Damme 🎉
The Saturday I'm always late Billy Freckle balls just before last week the day after tomorrow podcast
BluesTraveller, The Hook
Old Billy Red nuts
33:05😂
You’d think I’d be tired of the ZipRecruiter bit by now 😅
8:20 gulp
Soooo is anybody going to talk about the DraftKings add that Kevin Hart did because I feel like that was made for Bill "playoffs"
you don't know me but I'm your quarter back. Takin' it to the Packers. Takin' it to the fudge.....
who drinks water from a can? Oh Jesus.
27:58 how does he not laugh
Karol K Nice as a bas player
What? Korean barbecue? RIGHT! Just like Korean fried chicken. American soldiers taught the Koreans to make both during the 1950-1953 occupation.
LMFAO 🤪 33:30
Toastar bill Toaster !!
Carol Kaye is the female bass player you were trying to remember.
Gotta love that so many so-called "football fans" are sleeping on Baltimore with the best QB and defense in the game right now.Little too urban I guess lol. Loving Detriot too, their fan base is like them passionate crazies from the 2000's Oakland Raiders, they be rockin the Ford. Love to see BMore vs Motown in Vegas and call it the "Soul Bowl"
Hi Bill, I'd love to hear your take on a some language stuff, that I think originates from the USA but unfortunately made it across the pond to Europe.
I mean verbal passive aggression as in 'fake questioning'.
When (usually women, but increasingly also men) someone starts a sentence with "I don't know if you...(whatever)", it gets to my nerves really hard.
It's actually a statement of ignorance, but wrapped as if it's a question.
"I don't know if you perhaps could....(whatever)" is NOT a question.
It's only stating that you don't know something.
I told a colleague, I thought it was 'whore behaviour', I mean, I get fucked over by someone, who's only propping up their ego by asking fake questions.
She, the colleague vehemently didn't agree with me.
I said, if someone fucks you for a reward (propped up ego), how is that not 'whore behaviour'?
Perhaps I'm just an old fossile, for not choosing the right line and let assholes just pass.
I've really tried to temper my 'direct male aggression' (as in f.i. slamming on the table and shouting 'goddammit' when my team lost a match) but whenever I meet an 'I don't know if you have/can/will (whatever)' lady or dude, I still seem to lose my shit.
I would love to hear your take on this.
Greetings from Amsterdam, NL. 🤙
Bill who do you think would be a good president ?... It's more important to vote in your local elections...
Suicide is wierd to me....but I never have been put into an extreme situation.
Ever since the pandemic thing a lot of things are not as good.
Bill Burr is saying what a lot of people are thinking. How do we keep ending up in these stupid situations as a country and not see the DNC and RNC are controlling elections.
I used to work at this breakfast place called the eye opener. It's basically a knock off bob evans Youd be surprised how many people can fuck up breakfast all the food they make in the 3 Years I've worked there was mediocre at best and trash at worst
Bill is my favorite. But he is acting so clueless on the election
I see the day police are on the job!
HOWWWAAAAAAAAARYAAAAAAA
You doing ok buddy? Dark views.
These are dark times
Start your own draft kings or start selling coke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You don’t really need art school guy. Yes, art school is good for networking, but if you can draw sick with a pen and ink, then there’s many avenues to monetize your craft.
🐏
Bill what are you doing?? You can't root for Buffalo. They're division rivals. Never root for a rival!! Go Lions!!!
Thats a loser mentallity.. you want your division to be the best! It means u lost to the champs cuz your division is that good
Don't worry, Sean Strickland's getting knocked out tonight.
I'm worried about your drinking problem Bill.
DON'T