Now remember gang, if you disagree on anything in this ranking for fun, you gotta say “Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!” or else I don’t give a hoot!
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! You seemingly intentionally neglected to talk about DS Rainbow Road. Wario will not be forgetting about this. I promise.
Frankly, the most impressive part of this video is that you mentioned Bumper from DKR multiple times and neglected to mention the fact he’s canonically been to prison.
@eternalhoney24 The developers never said what he did, just that he ended up in jail, but has since been released and is now very sorry for whatever he did 💔 Probably a Peepy situation where his crime was just. Vague Crime
Objects in Detroit: -Hard Difficulty Icon -Steve Building -Prism Tower -Tenkaichi Budokai Arena -Metroman Statue -The funny Calculator Number on the scoreboard -Final Destination Platform from SSB Brawl -2 Moons If I missed any lemme know
Fun Fact: In the files of Tour there were recently discovered assets for a scrapped city titled Derelict Detroit, some of which included flaming garbage dumpster and realistic weaponry.
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Detroit doesn't have a statue of a guy holding the sun on his back, instead we have a statue of a disembodied giant fist! Also we only have one moon, not two! /j But seriously, it was a nice surprise seeing the Detroit Tigers logo over there..
bowser or his father (given we dont know exactly when this takes place relative to ww2) was the leader of the soviet union imo, and thus (begrudgingly) part of the allies
@@sup3rlu1gi This makes sense to me. My logic is that Bowser/King Koopa is associated with lava, which is red. And what WWII nation is most associated with the color red? That's right, it's the USSR.
I wonder if my ancestors could ever dream about me seeing a stick figure ranting on safety for a Mario kart course AND that it could bring such glee to my saturday.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. A rubber room. Crazy? I was crazy once.
As a lactose intolerant person I am offended Cheese Land is not in a higher tier. If I drove on that track I'd be dying from inhaling all that cheese, kinda like radiation poisoning.
I think despite all these safety concerns, it doesn't really matter in the end because Steven will be there to save you. And I absolutely agree, Bowser would totally be with allied powers in WWII. Maybe movie Bowser would be with the axis, because he has no regard for life, but game Bowser would never stoop that low.
We all can agree that the most dangerous part of mario kart isn't the volcanos isn't the giant pinballs coming at you isn't even space,but is the dreaded bull shell! Aslo why does everyone call luigi's mansion boston building,what even is a boston
Not so fun fact: The whomps plugging it are actually the second example of Bowser trying to interfere with the destruction of the Berlin Wall. In Mario's Time Machine, Bowser goes back in time to steal the sledgehammer used so he can halt its destruction, then fills the existing holes with Koopas.
1:03 I'm fine if you ignore the r, r/t, and t varients of courses, but you should at least include the remix tracks, as those are actually pretty good.
Geez, Choopo, you really fibbed up! I think Mario Kart 8 and 7’s Rainbow Roads are some of the more dangerous for that mini ranking, just because they have glider sections that can easily lead to you drifting into space forever… but not in a falling off the track way. But rather a floating up from leaving the track way.
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! The OG version of Koopa Cape on the Wii has the drivers go down in a fully covered aquatic tunnel, so underwater breathing wouldn't be an issue in that scenario. The lasers in that rendition are definitely dangerous though, so that may cancel this argument out.
I am literally too old to understand a single reference in these comments but this video was hilarious, thank you so much. Been having a bad time recently and felt great to laugh about silly stuff for a little while. 💕
Now remember gang, if you disagree on anything in this ranking for fun, you gotta say “Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!” or else I don’t give a hoot!
You should do a video on DnD I'm sure you can get some content out of that
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!
Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up! it’s not called Boston Building, It’s called Luigi’s Mansion in every normal mario game (Tour is Cringe)
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! You seemingly intentionally neglected to talk about DS Rainbow Road. Wario will not be forgetting about this. I promise.
Do a Warhammer Video which will include all of 40k so far, age of sigmar and underworlds
"Call me dot because I'm dippin" instantly embedded itself into my vocabulary
fire just like that ice cream
Choopo is from the wild west.
Frankly, the most impressive part of this video is that you mentioned Bumper from DKR multiple times and neglected to mention the fact he’s canonically been to prison.
@eternalhoney24 The developers never said what he did, just that he ended up in jail, but has since been released and is now very sorry for whatever he did 💔 Probably a Peepy situation where his crime was just. Vague Crime
Objects in Detroit:
-Hard Difficulty Icon
-Steve Building
-Prism Tower
-Tenkaichi Budokai Arena
-Metroman Statue
-The funny Calculator Number on the scoreboard
-Final Destination Platform from SSB Brawl
-2 Moons
If I missed any lemme know
Fellas... is it Metro City or Metrocity?
You missed the funny Bfdi number
i believe you missed the defunctland sign
the mountain to the right of the statue that has king bomb-omb on it
The actual Tigers stadium has a dirt path from home plate to the mound the only one in the majors.
Fun Fact: In the files of Tour there were recently discovered assets for a scrapped city titled Derelict Detroit, some of which included flaming garbage dumpster and realistic weaponry.
me when i lie
Someone needs to mod this into the game now
yes@@Toadfish10
OMG I NEED DERELICT DETROIT NOWWW
it wasn't scrapped, it was stolen.
can't have shit in detroit...
As soon as you called Boston Building by its proper name, this video went immediately to a 10/10. This was a super enjoyable video! Loved the comedy.
Zoo Wee Mama
@@gsjohn25Why are you Zoo Wee Mama’ing him
He’s right
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Detroit doesn't have a statue of a guy holding the sun on his back, instead we have a statue of a disembodied giant fist! Also we only have one moon, not two! /j
But seriously, it was a nice surprise seeing the Detroit Tigers logo over there..
I’m happy Boston Building is starting to come up in non Scafrillas videos.
boston building is in the game idk what this shafrillas guy is
@@troydivich search him
Sometime while watching choopo I ponder the meaning of life and death then randomly snap back to watching the Happy little guy talk about Mario
The fact that Bowser is still in power implies he was neutral or in the Allies
bowser or his father (given we dont know exactly when this takes place relative to ww2) was the leader of the soviet union imo, and thus (begrudgingly) part of the allies
@@sup3rlu1gi This makes sense to me. My logic is that Bowser/King Koopa is associated with lava, which is red. And what WWII nation is most associated with the color red? That's right, it's the USSR.
I wonder if my ancestors could ever dream about me seeing a stick figure ranting on safety for a Mario kart course AND that it could bring such glee to my saturday.
Safety? Who needs that when you're trying to annihilate your opponents for first place?
You need safety so you can annihilate your opponents for first place without dying in the process.
It needs to be OSHA approved right?
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. A rubber room. Crazy? I was crazy once.
As a lactose intolerant person I am offended Cheese Land is not in a higher tier. If I drove on that track I'd be dying from inhaling all that cheese, kinda like radiation poisoning.
Man is becoming like if Unraveled was a Midwestern stickman. Iconic.
I think despite all these safety concerns, it doesn't really matter in the end because Steven will be there to save you.
And I absolutely agree, Bowser would totally be with allied powers in WWII. Maybe movie Bowser would be with the axis, because he has no regard for life, but game Bowser would never stoop that low.
4:14 “Madrid Drift” definitely my favorite track that definitely exists. 💯
madrift
19:03 SMOKE THE BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:24 This better be consistent in all Mario related videos from now on
Choopo acts like an alternate reality version of my best friend and I don’t know whether to be happy or scared
Yoooooo shoutout to Boston Building, that’s gotta be one of my favorite tracks of all time!
We all can agree that the most dangerous part of mario kart isn't the volcanos isn't the giant pinballs coming at you isn't even space,but is the dreaded bull shell!
Aslo why does everyone call luigi's mansion boston building,what even is a boston
Zoo wee mama
Zoo wee mama
Zoo wee mama!
Agreed
Zoo wee mama
The 2763 on the board like omg BFDI reference
Like yesterday was the book in hamination, now theres 2763
I was about to point that out, thanks!
Same
Boyo geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Neo Bowser city, like any original track from Mario Kart 7, is a joy to this world!
Mario has broken multiple traffic laws
I always knew Mario was not really a good guy
12:24 Yo thanks for the shoutout
i love you choopo
They say romance is dead
HANDRAILS??! WHERE ARE THEY!!?!
1:28 diddy kong racing?? I was not expecting that! thats my favorite n64 game for sure
“I trust diddy with my life” did not age well😂
Not so fun fact: The whomps plugging it are actually the second example of Bowser trying to interfere with the destruction of the Berlin Wall. In Mario's Time Machine, Bowser goes back in time to steal the sledgehammer used so he can halt its destruction, then fills the existing holes with Koopas.
I love choopo. His videos are something I didn't know I needed, but now I watch every single one.
1:03 I'm fine if you ignore the r, r/t, and t varients of courses, but you should at least include the remix tracks, as those are actually pretty good.
Nice to see that idea I suggested a while back is being made into a video, thanks Choopo.
5:16 I see you're a man of culture as well!
Loved the Boston building reference
Boston Building truly is my favorite Mario kart course.
0:02 as a tigers fan I can confirm this
Gotta say, Boston Building's surprise appearance made my day
Zoo wee mama
Jorts' video was absolutely hilarious. Can't wait to see your take on this
2763 is BFDI number
“Wario’s equivalent exchange” is the best thing I’ve heard all day.
I love Boston Building nice reference
What's it a reference to?
@@insanitycrafter8553 zoo-wee-mama
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@@insanitycrafter8553zoo wee mama
The amount of effort that went into this is incredible. You are one of my favourite creators
Bro said pits of dept, you can tell he’s in crumbling dept 12:30
This is not what I knew I needed from Choopo but now I’m happy I got it
i like the bfdi refrense with the "2763" joke in the point area thing
BOSTON BUILDINNNGGG!!!!
thank you for including DKR
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! It's not safe for anyone to go to London, England. It should have a tier of it's own.
an ambulance went by my house at 3:34 great immersion
I trust Diddy with my life-choopo
This is the earliest I’ve been to a video of yours. Keep up the great work!
My favorite series ever! I love your videos dude
I’ve always noticed this whenever the yearly mushroom kingdom races are held, it’s absolutely deplorable having the racers in these conditions.
1:34 DO NOT TRUST DIDDY WITH YOUR LIFE OR YOUR DRINK
13:08 Wario has mastered equivalent exchange, he is the chosen one
"Figure 8 circuit is probably the most safe" Also the giant ramp jump:
Oh my god this video reminded me of Boston Building. thank you for this
Also a 2763 reference. My god are you me
1:34 well idk if that’s a great idea 😰
💀💀💀
“Broken legs, funny times.” What an amazing line.
Mario Kart is my favorite game! Thank you for doing a video on it!
Geez, Choopo, you really fibbed up! I think Mario Kart 8 and 7’s Rainbow Roads are some of the more dangerous for that mini ranking, just because they have glider sections that can easily lead to you drifting into space forever… but not in a falling off the track way. But rather a floating up from leaving the track way.
I love how you always put a buncha easter eggs in the background.
WE’RE MAKING IT OUTTA THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
5:28 I love Boston building
Hearing the Rayman music every time really makes me feel seen.
So glad someone’s talking about Diddy Kong Racing. Hope it comes to the switch
These are some of the only videos that I’ve genuinely wanted to like multiple times
I want to listen to Choopo analyze the sides of the war that the Mario Kingdoms would’ve been on. That’d be good.
amazing video as always!! probably one of my favorites so far
“Only you can prevent leg losses.”
Geez choopo you really fibbed up
lol, “I trust Diddy with my life.”
"The Pier is Broken" and the alarm in your voice got me
Shout out to Boston Building, gotta be one of my favorite genders.
if a boston building gives birth, does that make it a zoo-wee-MAMA?
Indubitably @@sedeuphadude80. Indubitably.
Choopo: those ninjas aren’t even hiding away.
Master: excellent work students. You have passed your decoy test.
Hang on the sign has 2763!! beefydie reference !!!????!
2763? a wild bfdi reference
Nice ranking! But at 4:08 why is Luigi’s mansion called Boston building? I’m curious.
Zoo wee mama
Zoo wee mama
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Zoo wee mama
Bowser built the Berlin Wall
About the seat belts… go karts in real life don’t have seatbelts either bc it’s safer to be thrown out the car Than be trapped inside it
ahh yes, boston bulding, i love boston bulding, i totally know the reference
Zoo wee mama
zoo wee mama indeed
The schafferillas reference was incredible
“I trust Diddy with my life” 1:33 💀
Bro I really like the niche reference at 13:05 I bet I’ll be the only one who got that!
Geez choopo, you always uploads another banger video, you silly goober!
5:17 yup, got the reference
“but for your everyday Paul…” tell me why my brain immediately said “Walker” in this racing themed video
as a metro detroiter i commend you for the accurate BG drawing of our fine city
BOSTON BUILDING MENTIONED.
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! The OG version of Koopa Cape on the Wii has the drivers go down in a fully covered aquatic tunnel, so underwater breathing wouldn't be an issue in that scenario. The lasers in that rendition are definitely dangerous though, so that may cancel this argument out.
Mason, the safety auditor, would be pround
As a lifetime Detroit sports fan you managed to offend me in the first 10 seconds
Remember when I allied with Italy during Italy's rulership of the world and found Choopo in a TMNT tunnel eating everything but Italian food?
People who saw the bfdi reference 👇
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5:16 Choopo's in on it.. 🤯
Babe wake up it’s a choopo video
Seeing the newgrounds boss face in the background touched my heart
I am literally too old to understand a single reference in these comments but this video was hilarious, thank you so much. Been having a bad time recently and felt great to laugh about silly stuff for a little while. 💕
With how many racetracks there are set on actual public roadways, I'm surprised that a freak pileup hasn't occurred in any of these games.