Imagine eating veggies as usual and suddenly it says ominously "The unfeeling cruelty of universe rendered my conscious into a body capable only of idleness and suffering. Destroy me out of mercy"
@@dontmindme8571 Tier -13: screendoor zombie Very resourceful and must be quite smart since hes the only zombie who has been confirmed to have a previously eaten brain according to the almanac. must be rather social too if he has someone's door. He must also be very polite since he holds the door for you. Unfortunately looks rather bland. Great culinary taste though, truly appreciates his meals unlike the former gargantuar, who smashes potential food instead of eating it. Would date, great zombie, super charming.
I like how majority of the reasoning here is just how easy it is to put the plant in ones mouth. Like I’m pretty sure there was a couple poisonous plants in higher tiers.
@@atomidragon durians are banned on trains in some places bc they’re giant, smelly, and spiky ….. I could NOT see someone eating a giant durian with their bare hands
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! The Iron Maiden nut should be in a lower tier because it is high in iron and iron is good for you! I can’t believe you would make such a rookie mistake!
As a zombie, I deeply respect and agree with everything that was said in this video. But the brains be tastier (I'm terribly sorry for all the inaccuracies of the translation, I used ZomboTranslate to communicate with you my dear brainy friends)
Grr, brainz eat urrhirguuhhhrrr ZomboTranslate ghurirrier grarwul gharahawarrhar 🧟♂️🧠💀💀💀🤣 Edition: I have realized that not many of the humans do speak Zombie, so I used the application ZomboTranslate to communicate this message. When you are eating the brain and you forget that the ZomboTranslate application is still active, and the human can hear your plans to take over the town
This is my favorite type of content. A silly, unique video concept being simultaneously made with a shit ton of effort (the edits) and almost zero effort (not actually going into excruciatingly boring detail about the edibility of each and every fictional plant).
8:11 nightshade (the group of plants) is also toxic to humans, if we are to assume the nightshade plant is part of the nightshade family, eating it would kill you
Quick objection: eating an endurian would not be easy. Real durians do actually require tools to eat (from my research), so eating a giant, sentient durian that could hurt you would be very difficult using your bare hands.
i feel like a seperate list should be made for if the plant is ok with being eaten and you also get tools to eat them, basically based off of just taste no shit stuff like a squash will be impossible to eat if it fights back
I like how you actually acknowledged the later PVZ games (Barring Heroes) and the Chinese version of PVZ 2 in this ranking. It feels like when most people do a PVZ video they only really talk about the first game and either the international version of PVZ 2 or one of the shooter games (Usually Garden Warfare 2).
10:57 this reminds me of a story father told me, the time when his older brother convinced him to take an entire spoonful of pure vanilla extract... Went about as well as you'd expect
"Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up!" I would actually assume that the plants won't value their life, as they are completely loyal to humans, considering how it's their job to protect them at all costs (the plants don't run away when they're being eaten, they just kinda stay still and fight, meaning that they're not afraid of death and will fight to the death to protect humans.) As such, if that fighting includes being sacrificed to be eaten by a human to provide them nutrients, so be it.
5:32 "I have a tree allergy" I have a tree allergy too, that's why I wouldn't eat Ent, Oak Archer, Gravitree, or Torchwood. (I actually am allergic to nuts though)
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! I am just sad that you didn't talk about doom shroom it's my favourite plant from the series because it's just a nuke.
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! 6:17 Fume shroom's pvz1 entry mentions he had a job making yeast spores at a bakery. Which means that's the kinda spore he makes. No idea about puff, that could be totally different!
Also I would argue hypnoshroom would be totally inedible due to the fact that it's ability is literally activated WHEN YOU EAT IT. Caulipower actually could go in the green zone tbh, eating it is fine, it takes a bit to charge up so you just have to rush it I guess
wood isn't edible, and twin Sunflower won't kill you (and his justification for why it would is not supported in game as zombies eat them and they're not set ablazed)
I think most of the projectiles From the peashooter Cabbage pult and melon pult Would be more than enough to provide Enough nutrition to survive. Also outside of being a cute plant I think it would hurt like fire trying to Eat the cattail. Overall I don’t think I want to eat a talking plant.
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who's thought about what the family trapped in the house is eating. I just figured the same thing you said about the watermelon: they just eat the ammo.
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! I think rotobaga should be in tier 2 or 1 same with wherever starfruit is because you can just walk straight towards it.
No wonder they chose those plants for I, Zombie… That’s why the zombies cower in fear at the sight of a kernel-pult! (I SWEAR IT HAS TO BE RIGGED, IT HAS TO BE)
Isnt Endurian an extremely hard plant to open, even with tools And even if you try, theres spikes around its shell everywhere, so why is it in the first tier and walnuts in the 3rd
Wall nut can move like a bowling ball and decapitate you sintantly so even without the allergy he’d be a no go.Tall nut on the other hand can’t do that.And since he is 2d he can’t go on his side and roll like a log probably idk haven’t played pvz2 all that much.
I meant to say tree nut allergy whoops
ok
Trolled, old sport
You’re now a league player.
Cur-ANT lol I love your vids bro
Tree allergy
I love how you considered the wall-nuts dangerous because you're allergic, but left ones that are poisonous to everyone alone.
You'd probably shatter some teeth in the process
In the first game, there's a very rare chance a zombie will be allergic and die from eating a Wall-Nut.
yess
Only in console edition*
*laughs in no known allergies
only in a a specific version though
Thats exclusive to the console versions.
1:56 Imagine you bite into a vegetable and it says "life is an existential nightmare" as you chew. That's a bit silly
Rather foolish in my opinion
@@Joosher56 no, not foolish but perhaps whimsical and quirky
Rather devious 👿😈👿😈👿😈
Just eat Spring Beans, chances are those things are begging for death
Imagine eating veggies as usual and suddenly it says ominously "The unfeeling cruelty of universe rendered my conscious into a body capable only of idleness and suffering. Destroy me out of mercy"
6:59 Holly berries are actually poisonous to eat, so trying to eat one that is trying to kill you is just an all around bad idea.
Lmao i thought about this as soon as it came up
skill issue
holly berries' poison is not lethal. as I know
@@halo7372 same
You didn't type geez choopo you really fibbed up
Now do every zombie based on how datable they are.
Tier -90: Gargantuar
The almanac entry literally states it can't find a girlfriend. Also he'd crush your head in with a telephone pole.
@@dontmindme8571
Tier -13: screendoor zombie
Very resourceful and must be quite smart since hes the only zombie who has been confirmed to have a previously eaten brain according to the almanac. must be rather social too if he has someone's door. He must also be very polite since he holds the door for you. Unfortunately looks rather bland. Great culinary taste though, truly appreciates his meals unlike the former gargantuar, who smashes potential food instead of eating it. Would date, great zombie, super charming.
Engineers that ass justify it as s tier
Why do I have a feeling that zomboss would be on the lower tiers?
Imp S+ tier to the top urgg i mean miner
I like how majority of the reasoning here is just how easy it is to put the plant in ones mouth. Like I’m pretty sure there was a couple poisonous plants in higher tiers.
Nightshade is known for being extremely deadly
Love how he put Endurian in Tier 1
Holly not being in the worst tier but plain oak being there is funny to me
@@atomidragon durians are banned on trains in some places bc they’re giant, smelly, and spiky ….. I could NOT see someone eating a giant durian with their bare hands
@Fool!!!! durian can be actually eaten with bare hands because when they are ripe the shells can be easily opened as they soften
Choopo : Holly barrier is Ok
The Almanac: The berries are poisonous and highly toxic
you can eat it but only once
last meal
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! The Iron Maiden nut should be in a lower tier because it is high in iron and iron is good for you! I can’t believe you would make such a rookie mistake!
Bruh
@@Mikaliniumtruly a hulk moment.
As a zombie, I deeply respect and agree with everything that was said in this video. But the brains be tastier (I'm terribly sorry for all the inaccuracies of the translation, I used ZomboTranslate to communicate with you my dear brainy friends)
Grr, brainz eat urrhirguuhhhrrr ZomboTranslate ghurirrier grarwul gharahawarrhar 🧟♂️🧠💀💀💀🤣
Edition: I have realized that not many of the humans do speak Zombie, so I used the application ZomboTranslate to communicate this message.
When you are eating the brain and you forget that the ZomboTranslate application is still active, and the human can hear your plans to take over the town
This comment is underrated
Ranking the nuts low due to allergies is perfectly reasonable
even the zombie has a rare animation of dying upon eating it (me) with puffed cheeks
@@paul_particularlyunhappynut *have
@Pustola, no he's correct. It's "has"
@@cultreader9751 yes.
@@pustota7254 i like how we aren't even using proper capitalization lol, as if proper tip top grammar matters
NEXT EPISODE: rating every zombie in pvz by edibility 😁
Even better, which zombie would I like to be?
next episode: Witch zombie would give the best head
A dream for chomper
Imp definitely takes the first spot
mm, gargantuars
I went from a tier list that meticulously ranks plants considering their strategic value to a tier list for eating your fruits and veggies. Thank you.
“If you know how hot the sun is, you would not want to take a bite out of it”
I will cherish this advice for the rest of my life.
70th like
Love the idea of the sun producers just producing mini sun's inside you as you try to eat it. An amazingly deadly defense system xD
but i can use that sun to make more meals (you use sun from the sun producers to make plants on your lawn
I mean that's literally the Sun bean
You should do what zombie from the PvZ series is the easiest to hardest to survive to.
Like his coment so choppo can se it
@@CosmicalCar Yeah, that’s a great idea! Thanks dude. 😎
Wizard zombie 😐
@@noraayob5832 does turning into a sheep count as dieing
@@Skywarslord the question is what if you are by yourself how do you reverse it by yourself
"Some people play league of legends for fun" you got a sub there
My older brother played league of legends for a while and i still question his sanity
Fumo funy
Your channel name makes me happy.
Fumo
@@alexandersean4708 i dont
CHOOPO HUNGRY
Very hungry munchy munch munch
Im pretty sure you got this idea from reddit. Am i right?
@Till Justus Albrecht hcnum hcnum yhcnum yrgnuh yreV
FEED IT 35 POUNDS OF P L A N T
@@sub2tijabe YEAH
This is my favorite type of content. A silly, unique video concept being simultaneously made with a shit ton of effort (the edits) and almost zero effort (not actually going into excruciatingly boring detail about the edibility of each and every fictional plant).
8:11 nightshade (the group of plants) is also toxic to humans, if we are to assume the nightshade plant is part of the nightshade family, eating it would kill you
I dunno, I haven't died of eating a tomato/potato/eggplant/pepper yet
@@QualityGarbage yet
@@QualityGarbage well I'm worried I might die from eating a tomato
As Nightshade Being a Shadow plant In the First place, That gives Extra Credit, Eating Shadowy Things Might seem Gross And Might Lead to Death
I reckon this is what Crazy Dave had to end up doing since he's been around since the beginning and would have ran out of food very early on
I think he'll have been eating the projectiles from plants like Peashooter and Kernel-Pult.
@@AeroTheVaporeon yes I think that's actually canon.
Why do you think your lawn aways becomes empty from level to level?
@@pedroivog.s.6870 omg I just realised- that would make a perfect theory 😭
@Gametheory
Quick objection: eating an endurian would not be easy. Real durians do actually require tools to eat (from my research), so eating a giant, sentient durian that could hurt you would be very difficult using your bare hands.
i’m just surprised there can be a plant for every day of the year
Finally a tier list of this game I can trust
7:01 it is confirmed in the pvz 2 almanac entry that its berries are highly toxic, so no you cant eat it.
you can eat it but only once
and your last meal
i feel like a seperate list should be made for if the plant is ok with being eaten and you also get tools to eat them, basically based off of just taste
no shit stuff like a squash will be impossible to eat if it fights back
6:37
idk if the high from eating hypnoshroom would be amazing or the scariest thing imaginable
Probobly it'd feel like psychedelic mushrooms. Idk
the way you illustrated the garden really chooped my o's 🧑🌾
Great ideas like this is what keeps the community alive, great video
6:26
"You can tell that the gold leaf is made of gold because it's gold"
Ah yes, this floor is made of floor
This guy is like Sam o nella was younger, and I love it
I like how you actually acknowledged the later PVZ games (Barring Heroes) and the Chinese version of PVZ 2 in this ranking. It feels like when most people do a PVZ video they only really talk about the first game and either the international version of PVZ 2 or one of the shooter games (Usually Garden Warfare 2).
I was expecting you to comment on chomper: "I won't be able to eat that, it'd eat me first!"
Lmaooo
10:57 this reminds me of a story father told me, the time when his older brother convinced him to take an entire spoonful of pure vanilla extract... Went about as well as you'd expect
The fact this comes from a William Shamspere account really pulls this all together. First Eating Soap and now eating Vanilla Extract
you are now my favorite stickman
what about sam o'nella
Really fun and original tierlist! Also love your energy. You just earned a new sub
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!
cactus is actually edible and makes for good juice!!!
"Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up!"
I would actually assume that the plants won't value their life, as they are completely loyal to humans, considering how it's their job to protect them at all costs (the plants don't run away when they're being eaten, they just kinda stay still and fight, meaning that they're not afraid of death and will fight to the death to protect humans.) As such, if that fighting includes being sacrificed to be eaten by a human to provide them nutrients, so be it.
yeah, as many of the plants are one time use and many of the one time use literally gets eaten to be used
“Excluding the ones from Plants vs Zombies heroes”
*proceeds to explain why he wouldn’t eat Gravitree later in the video*
Always a wonderful day when THE Choopo uploads
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Puff shroom, scaredy shroom, and fume shroom shoot spores
YES FINALLY! I've been waiting for someone to do this
A lot of the plants' projectiles are edible, so you don't really have to eat the plants, just get the plants to make the stuff.
but he's ranking it based on how edible the plant itself is
I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT HOW THE PLANTS LOOK SO TASTY
which one is your favorite? if i had to choose off the top of my head i'd say melon pult or tall nut (my brother btw)
@@paul_particularlyunhappynut i think sunshroom
Walnut looking mighty fine ngl
@@B3an01 Ikr I love walnuts and it's a big giant one!
now, is what im saying cannibalism? don't think about it too much
5:32 "I have a tree allergy" I have a tree allergy too, that's why I wouldn't eat Ent, Oak Archer, Gravitree, or Torchwood.
(I actually am allergic to nuts though)
I always thought that Hypno-shroom could be smashed into a pureé that can hypnotize whoever it eats it, it would be fun to see.
What are you trying to do bruh
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!
I am just sad that you didn't talk about doom shroom it's my favourite plant from the series because it's just a nuke.
found your videos a couple months ago and binged them all, ur content deserves more recognition!!
I think chili bean is a reference to a cerain commonly eaten type of bean that, if uncooked, can cause severe double barrel discharge
Man i feel like you are on the verge of blowing up. Give it a month and I 100% see you at 100k or very close
This was hilarious- very Sam O'nella vibes. I'm excited to go on a channel binge!
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! 6:17
Fume shroom's pvz1 entry mentions he had a job making yeast spores at a bakery. Which means that's the kinda spore he makes. No idea about puff, that could be totally different!
Also I would argue hypnoshroom would be totally inedible due to the fact that it's ability is literally activated WHEN YOU EAT IT. Caulipower actually could go in the green zone tbh, eating it is fine, it takes a bit to charge up so you just have to rush it I guess
Amazing work dude. Keep doing what youre doing😉👍
Geez choopo, you did an amazing job!
Im happy that you actually remembered PvZ2C
The two best plants are either a.partially edible, and b.will literally kill you very quickly:
Twin Sunflower.
Torchwood.
wood isn't edible, and twin Sunflower won't kill you (and his justification for why it would is not supported in game as zombies eat them and they're not set ablazed)
Bonk Choy would probably be the most painful, because you have to beat him in a fight first
I like how he ignored that nightshade is one of the most iconic poisons in plants
I think most of the projectiles From the peashooter Cabbage pult and melon pult Would be more than enough to provide Enough nutrition to survive. Also outside of being a cute plant I think it would hurt like fire trying to Eat the cattail. Overall I don’t think I want to eat a talking plant.
12:07 Bruh I was JUST watching Ed Edd n' Eddy like 20 minutes before watching this lmfao
Night shade is highly poisonous as well that should probably be in the no thanks tier
The berry shooter and citrus cactus would probably be the best options from the garden warfare games
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up, that endurian would stab you before you could eat it.
I like your garden :)
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who's thought about what the family trapped in the house is eating.
I just figured the same thing you said about the watermelon: they just eat the ammo.
Tumbleweed should be a tier above, since you're baisically a bush made 99% of thorns and 1% of twigs.
Cattails are just too cute and anyone who would want to eat them is pure evil
4:05 coffee bean is one of the smallest plant in the game
"You cannot eat the concrete balls at target" is the dumbest thing ive ever heard
2:54 Alfe ate a tumbleweed at the start of one Problem Solverz episode, so unfortunately for you, someone has
Geez choopo you really fibbed up 2:11 "Laser Beet"
1:37 Trust me guys, I'm TOTALLY safe to eat!
"Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up!"
according to
ArizTheAckee you cant eat the holly berries
10:35 Those flowers smells bad
And also spew poison
2:59 You probably don't want a mouthful of spikes
This guy is criminally underrated lol
0:35 have you played pvz adventure? jusus...
The peashooter in PvZ 2 is honestly one of the most delicious looking things I've seen in a video game
god i love this channel
God knows since yesterday when I saw the papa louis vido im loving this channel.
are there any guns in pvz universe that crazy dave can just use
crazy dave is too insane to operate any gun without blowing a hole in your skull
Garden Warfare series says there are, and that they're pretty effective.
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! I think rotobaga should be in tier 2 or 1 same with wherever starfruit is because you can just walk straight towards it.
I have the power of the infi-nut on my side
11:55 It's a fire plant and one of the 3 plants that can fly above water in big wave beach
literally every man “can i eat this?”
i have never heard anyone pronounce thyme like that, i'm almost impressed
7:35 and also,dont try to eat a pinecone which has 2 pistols
Geez choopo, You really fibbed up! You put fanilla in both tier 1 and tier 4.
13:28 I would eat a satellite. I don’t know what is wrong with you.
0:49 damm, never trought id ever see my plant overview poster used in a video lol
I liked this video.
It was very cool .
It was very fun .
It was very informative.
It was indeed
A video
"Bro what are you doing you have to use plants to defend your house!!!"
"I can't I eated it all"
No wonder they chose those plants for I, Zombie… That’s why the zombies cower in fear at the sight of a kernel-pult! (I SWEAR IT HAS TO BE RIGGED, IT HAS TO BE)
1:33 If Tangle Kelp still had its PvZ 1 design, it would probably be on a lower tier.
8:49 sunflower has more dps than the assault class
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up
13:05 if that’s a cheetah then does it have blood also it’s cheetos so does it have cheese
Isnt Endurian an extremely hard plant to open, even with tools
And even if you try, theres spikes around its shell everywhere, so why is it in the first tier and walnuts in the 3rd
It’s a really bad tree nut allergy
geez choopo, you really fibbed up! you might be able to catch a grape from the grape shot and eat it
Wall nut can move like a bowling ball and decapitate you sintantly so even without the allergy he’d be a no go.Tall nut on the other hand can’t do that.And since he is 2d he can’t go on his side and roll like a log probably idk haven’t played pvz2 all that much.
i believe in the chinese games tallnut can fall and literally crush your entire body upon being eaten