Geez choopo, you really fibbed up. You think you can beat a short queen who knows martial arts? You are truly a goofy goober. Edit: to be clear, I'm refering to the one in the first category
@therealchoopo Thanks, Choopo, this is really thought provoking and educational content. You should do Mario enemies/characters next. Personally I feel like you could beat Luigi in a fight if everything was balanced, but I don't think so with the titular Red Man himself.
6:06 "Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up!" Dynablade feathers are hard as steel and as sharp as swords. Only by flying she can cut trees. She's not an opponent you want to fight mano a mano
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Every normal Waddle Dee would be the easiest enemy ever since they won't want to fight if they don't need to. They're chill like that
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! You forgot Star Dream! (Planet Robobot’s Final Boss) But other than that, I rlly liked this vid as a massive kirby fan! :D I loved seeing Bandana Dee & the Mage Sisters in Tier 4 (13:12 and 13:56), and ESPECIALLY my goat Marx at Tier 5 (17:03)
what a whacky and whimsical creature with so many interesting characters, i sure wonder if there is any lore to this being that could, perhaps, make for an entertaining deep dive
It's really hard implied that Galacta Knight is the same Species as Kirby and Meta Knight, and Galacta Knight is millions of years old, imagine that Kirby reached the same age as Galacta Knight, that would be absolutely terrifying
What's funny about Master Hand is how all of his Trophies talk about just how strong he is and how much he holds back his power for the Fighters only for him to get trounced by literally every other villain in the series. Brawl? Beaten and used as a puppet by Tabuu. Smash 4? Whatever was going on with the Master Swarm. Ultimate? Beaten and cloned by Galeem
8:36 Technically the Fire Galbo is the original one with the water one being the variant. Though it's bigger variant, Water Galboros, came before Fire's Galboros
Kirby's probably the textbook definition of "Good Things Come In Small Packages" and/or "Size Doesn't Matter". Yeah he's 8" Tall but he constantly tanks Eldritch Horrors beyond our recognition. Plus he can devour an entire 18-Wheeler "With Trailer Attached" and turn himself into a black hole.
After that ordeal that was Wizard 101 (first video is at 1.1 million after 3 months, we are getting that Pirate 101 video), I bet Choopo is glad to work on a video that isn't a headache to go through.
no, it did not get officially retconned. a random background sign written in a fictional language that is describing an object that doesn't exist using centimeters in a level where many of those things written in the fictional language were not correctly translated is not a retcon.
@@RHVGamerKirby’s “canonical” size comes from smash brothers, a game where if we take it at its word, everyone is like two feet tall at most compared to Kirby. I don’t think he’s *ever* actually been that small, and we have plenty of humans… and *cars*… to compare Kirby to.
@@bentobias737 no, kirby canonical size comes from an internal document that was created by hal laboratory around the time kirby's adventure released, which was made public in the japanese 25th anniversary kirby encyclopedia. it has since been reconfirmed within games or material surrounding games like kirby 64, kirby air ride, kirby canvas curse, and kirby star allies. super smash bros was only the first time his height was made public knowledge, and at that time, masahiro sakurai, the creator of smash bros, was still working on kirby games. the only kirby character that was confirmed to be human was adeleine, once in an old japanese kirby 64 guide. however, she is obviously a fictional character whose height does not need to be logical. if you were to compare kirby's height to, for example, rick the hamster, he would be even smaller than his canon size of 8 inches, and adeleine would be around the same size as a hamster. so obviously kirby characters based on real life species do not need to follow real life logic. the same goes for real life objects, like the ones seen in kirby and the forgotten land. while kirby may be only a couple times smaller than a car, he is also smaller than a traffic cone, a lightbulb, and a clock.
What about Samus in DL3? She throws a monkey wrench into the whole equation. Unless people shrink when they arrive on Pop Star (which actually seems plausible), this would leave Kirby and the rest of them to be way taller than 8 inches.
choopo if you ever make a kirby lore video please contact me, i am the biggest kirby lore nerd on the internet right now and am currently trying to document all kirby lore in existence (also 45 seconds into the video and i just wanna say that you are extremely cool for taking into account that kirby characters are tiny, thank you)
17:47 "Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up!" Look, all you need to do is stay grounded, grab an arduino board, create a small circuit loop, then chuck it at Plasma Wisp and he'll be stuck there for life, or until the circuits fry.
Geez, Choopo! You really fibbed up! If the Dark Crafter absorbs your color you won’t be capable of movement. Basically if that thing so much as looks at you wrong you are dead. You’d have to get the paint brush that you killed earlier in the video to help you.
19:12 so yeah kirby is basically average strength in terms of video game protagonists. if he does not have an ability, it's an easy win, but if he does have certain abilities, you're getting severely hurt. he is weaker than most final bosses in the games and cannot beat them without special weapons, his "pocket dimension" is tiny and only holds 5 items max, he canonically does not kill most enemies in the games as it was confirmed that they don't die when they "poof", and i'm pretty sure anyone would get mad if you steal their cake. so yeah you're right on it being a 50/50. other random notes i made while watching the video: 4:28 nova is not responsible for making marx stronger, both kirby super star ultra and super smash bros ultimate call his boss form his "true form", and all nova did was go to popstar to try to take it over, and it was stopped by the sun and moon so it is indeed not particularly strong 6:05 i'm pretty sure dyna blade is made from metal so punching it will probably hurt 11:09 a big magic bee with swords who can teleport and uses magic to consume other creatures, but you feel good about it so it's fine 11:32 canonically kirby got his yarn transformation powers from the metamato from the game's intro, which he accidentally stole from yin-yarn 13:59 not memorizing zan partizanne's name is actually something that happens in canon so uh good job i guess 15:06 i am dutch and i am severely offended
One can only hope that they can take their own life before kirby gets to them, for once he consumes you, he will own your soul and so you shall be damned to eternal suffering inside of his tummy.
I’m gonna watch this and I’m gonna enjoy it I also wanna say, Kirby is both 8 inches and as tall as half a sign. Forgotten land brings Kirby into our(?) world, and he’s as tall as half a stop sign…
Gordo:since kirby doesn't work for the company in "Haltmann", the final duel is up to me and shotzo to decide who gets all the glory Shotzo:bring it all old man!! *Gordo wins*
If it is ever revealed that the ancients or the residents of the forgotten land are human, I am going to assume the Kirby being small fact will be retconned. If that happens Choopo will be bodied by most enemies instead of winning against them. Edit: I just remembered in super star there is a frozen planet that looks like earth and has human inventions at the location. This may point residents of the forgotten land in the directions of not being humans.
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up spoilery below, bewarb Galactic nova is seemingly only attainable thru the wishing stars. The hazards and the alien enemies might get you on that quest so you're probably not even rocking up on it, and also the Ancients that made it we're, as of recent lore, probably HYPER-ADVANCED magically and technologically ppl. kind like saying "I could fight a dyson sphere cuz it produces power, so I'll just use it's power to blow it up" without any actual plan to that
Yeah, I'll fight anything from kirby except Kirby and the finals bosses because I can beat a squishy guys, I CANNOT beat chaotic gods beyond my comprehension
Now remember gang, if you disagree on anything in this ranking, you gotta say “Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!” or else I don’t give a hoot!
you’re not six four
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up. You think you can beat a short queen who knows martial arts? You are truly a goofy goober.
Edit: to be clear, I'm refering to the one in the first category
I just have a feeling that a feral awoofie would claw you out any day of the week
@therealchoopo Thanks, Choopo, this is really thought provoking and educational content. You should do Mario enemies/characters next. Personally I feel like you could beat Luigi in a fight if everything was balanced, but I don't think so with the titular Red Man himself.
@@shearnosHow do you know
6:06 "Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up!" Dynablade feathers are hard as steel and as sharp as swords. Only by flying she can cut trees. She's not an opponent you want to fight mano a mano
Trees? She sliced a MOUNTAIN just by flying by. Getting no diffed fr
Choopo is 6’ 4”? My brother in Christ get a basketball in your hands
Real bro the NBA needed him yesterday
6'4" too, also heard that my whole life lol
@thatguyintherain3168 man how's life up there
THE LAKERS NEED A CENTRE!!!
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Every normal Waddle Dee would be the easiest enemy ever since they won't want to fight if they don't need to. They're chill like that
In the world of Kirby, if there's a butterfly that comes right back at ya', this means it's going to be a canon event for Planet Popstar.
Is that a reference I spot
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! You forgot Star Dream! (Planet Robobot’s Final Boss)
But other than that, I rlly liked this vid as a massive kirby fan! :D
I loved seeing Bandana Dee & the Mage Sisters in Tier 4 (13:12 and 13:56), and ESPECIALLY my goat Marx at Tier 5 (17:03)
TH-cam hid this gem from me for 25 seconds
Not funny and unoriginal
Really on a choppo video? Do you have anything better to do?
His it from me for 23 minutes 😭😭😭
38 minutes 😊
I swear every choopo background is a menagerie of secrets and references like who tf else would add the HELL VALLEY SKY TREES from Mario Galaxy 2!? 😂
Or the gum professor
what a whacky and whimsical creature with so many interesting characters, i sure wonder if there is any lore to this being that could, perhaps, make for an entertaining deep dive
Geeze choppo, you really fibbed up!
DynaBlade is a robot bird, it would hurt. Also HaltMann is deceased inside of Star Dream OS
The fact Choopo says he can kill Nightmare is both hilarious and horrifying that he can beat the embodiment of nightmare
It's really hard implied that Galacta Knight is the same Species as Kirby and Meta Knight, and Galacta Knight is millions of years old, imagine that Kirby reached the same age as Galacta Knight, that would be absolutely terrifying
11:45 your colour? You’re already black and white!
What's funny about Master Hand is how all of his Trophies talk about just how strong he is and how much he holds back his power for the Fighters only for him to get trounced by literally every other villain in the series. Brawl? Beaten and used as a puppet by Tabuu. Smash 4? Whatever was going on with the Master Swarm. Ultimate? Beaten and cloned by Galeem
20:20 are you okay choopo??
2:18 “i’m gonna throw sand into the eyes of a waddle doo”
- ah yes, E Y E S
The groin of the face
geez choopo, you really fibbed up! in kirby star allies rick can breath fire and turn into a rock, thus placing him in tier 3, as per your standerds
8:36 Technically the Fire Galbo is the original one with the water one being the variant. Though it's bigger variant, Water Galboros, came before Fire's Galboros
The fact you included the anime is kind of funny
The earliest I’ve ever been to a choopo vid
8:00 I'm like 90% its name is Gigant Edge but whatever you say funny stick person
never has a choopo video been so catered to me specifically
Kirby's probably the textbook definition of "Good Things Come In Small Packages" and/or "Size Doesn't Matter". Yeah he's 8" Tall but he constantly tanks Eldritch Horrors beyond our recognition. Plus he can devour an entire 18-Wheeler "With Trailer Attached" and turn himself into a black hole.
Kirby IS an eldritch horror beyond our comprehension.
He is (probably) an avatar of Void Termina.
0:02 Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
After that ordeal that was Wizard 101 (first video is at 1.1 million after 3 months, we are getting that Pirate 101 video), I bet Choopo is glad to work on a video that isn't a headache to go through.
Oh no! Kirby's size got retconned in the last game, he's like 3ft tall now. You've made so many enemies
no, it did not get officially retconned. a random background sign written in a fictional language that is describing an object that doesn't exist using centimeters in a level where many of those things written in the fictional language were not correctly translated is not a retcon.
@@RHVGamerKirby’s “canonical” size comes from smash brothers, a game where if we take it at its word, everyone is like two feet tall at most compared to Kirby. I don’t think he’s *ever* actually been that small, and we have plenty of humans… and *cars*… to compare Kirby to.
@@bentobias737 no, kirby canonical size comes from an internal document that was created by hal laboratory around the time kirby's adventure released, which was made public in the japanese 25th anniversary kirby encyclopedia. it has since been reconfirmed within games or material surrounding games like kirby 64, kirby air ride, kirby canvas curse, and kirby star allies. super smash bros was only the first time his height was made public knowledge, and at that time, masahiro sakurai, the creator of smash bros, was still working on kirby games.
the only kirby character that was confirmed to be human was adeleine, once in an old japanese kirby 64 guide. however, she is obviously a fictional character whose height does not need to be logical. if you were to compare kirby's height to, for example, rick the hamster, he would be even smaller than his canon size of 8 inches, and adeleine would be around the same size as a hamster. so obviously kirby characters based on real life species do not need to follow real life logic. the same goes for real life objects, like the ones seen in kirby and the forgotten land. while kirby may be only a couple times smaller than a car, he is also smaller than a traffic cone, a lightbulb, and a clock.
I think I'm gonna trust the kirby pfp writing paragraphs on this one
What about Samus in DL3? She throws a monkey wrench into the whole equation. Unless people shrink when they arrive on Pop Star (which actually seems plausible), this would leave Kirby and the rest of them to be way taller than 8 inches.
choopo if you ever make a kirby lore video please contact me, i am the biggest kirby lore nerd on the internet right now and am currently trying to document all kirby lore in existence
(also 45 seconds into the video and i just wanna say that you are extremely cool for taking into account that kirby characters are tiny, thank you)
NEW CHOOPO VIDEO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17:47 "Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up!" Look, all you need to do is stay grounded, grab an arduino board, create a small circuit loop, then chuck it at Plasma Wisp and he'll be stuck there for life, or until the circuits fry.
Funny Stickman AND kirbo? Truly blessed
Also kirby enemies go from cutesy to interdimensional horrors beyond our comprehension
bro is NOT 6’4”😭😭😭
Alternative Tier 4 Label:
My ego tells me yes but reality says no
I just got back from volunteering and this is the best thing to do afterwards.
Geez, Choopo! You really fibbed up!
If the Dark Crafter absorbs your color you won’t be capable of movement. Basically if that thing so much as looks at you wrong you are dead. You’d have to get the paint brush that you killed earlier in the video to help you.
19:12 so yeah kirby is basically average strength in terms of video game protagonists. if he does not have an ability, it's an easy win, but if he does have certain abilities, you're getting severely hurt. he is weaker than most final bosses in the games and cannot beat them without special weapons, his "pocket dimension" is tiny and only holds 5 items max, he canonically does not kill most enemies in the games as it was confirmed that they don't die when they "poof", and i'm pretty sure anyone would get mad if you steal their cake.
so yeah you're right on it being a 50/50.
other random notes i made while watching the video:
4:28 nova is not responsible for making marx stronger, both kirby super star ultra and super smash bros ultimate call his boss form his "true form", and all nova did was go to popstar to try to take it over, and it was stopped by the sun and moon so it is indeed not particularly strong
6:05 i'm pretty sure dyna blade is made from metal so punching it will probably hurt
11:09 a big magic bee with swords who can teleport and uses magic to consume other creatures, but you feel good about it so it's fine
11:32 canonically kirby got his yarn transformation powers from the metamato from the game's intro, which he accidentally stole from yin-yarn
13:59 not memorizing zan partizanne's name is actually something that happens in canon so uh good job i guess
15:06 i am dutch and i am severely offended
Love the hell valley sky trees in the background
As a power scaler,choopo can easily beat every because he is smart and smart people have prep time and when they have prep time they always win.
1:00 bro needs to start ballin 😂
One can only hope that they can take their own life before kirby gets to them, for once he consumes you, he will own your soul and so you shall be damned to eternal suffering inside of his tummy.
Best cold opening to a video I've ever heard in my life
The magic abilities some of them have will hospitalize you
8:32 asking the real questions
how could youtube not show me this earlier?
I’m gonna watch this and I’m gonna enjoy it
I also wanna say, Kirby is both 8 inches and as tall as half a sign. Forgotten land brings Kirby into our(?) world, and he’s as tall as half a stop sign…
Gordo:since kirby doesn't work for the company in "Haltmann", the final duel is up to me and shotzo to decide who gets all the glory
Shotzo:bring it all old man!!
*Gordo wins*
Caddicarus is don shnack.
What was so special about Mr Frosty for him to show up so much
Heck yeah Kirby
If it is ever revealed that the ancients or the residents of the forgotten land are human, I am going to assume the Kirby being small fact will be retconned. If that happens Choopo will be bodied by most enemies instead of winning against them. Edit: I just remembered in super star there is a frozen planet that looks like earth and has human inventions at the location. This may point residents of the forgotten land in the directions of not being humans.
Geez Choopo, you really fibbed up! I don't love violence, i love enacting it!
rare moment when choopo posts at night (canon)
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up
spoilery below, bewarb
Galactic nova is seemingly only attainable thru the wishing stars. The hazards and the alien enemies might get you on that quest so you're probably not even rocking up on it, and also the Ancients that made it we're, as of recent lore, probably HYPER-ADVANCED magically and technologically ppl.
kind like saying "I could fight a dyson sphere cuz it produces power, so I'll just use it's power to blow it up" without any actual plan to that
Choopo being cannonically buff was not on my 2024 bingo card
HE IS 6'4!?!?!??!?!
Kirby universe lucky I’m not in there
If you say you can take Waddle Doo you're fibbin up
“I want to punch this bird” - choopo
I’m just saying, bandana waddle dee solos
Kirblo is the only true god
7:37 My boy can't catch a break
They killed the Choopster with a comically falling Piano
3:22 "The Rotten Rectangle"?
I clicked like a mad man. I love Kirby
Babe wake up choopo dropped
I'm seeing a lack of Captain Vul, guess he's so powerful that Choopo feared to even mention his name RAAAH 🦅🦅🦅🦾
I see the spy is still following choopo
Choopo! You fool! You have forgot the Supreme Machine Star Dream! Fool!
Just realized that the shadows on the hill are the aliens from Mario galaxy. 16:45
“I love violence” is a goated line.
I LOVE YOU CHOOPO
“I NEED A MONSTA TO CLOBBAH THAT DERE KIRRBAE!”
That’s what we do best at NME!
You better can it with the money back guarantee!
*saxaphone solo intensifies*
the scariest thing is that chopo is a 6'4 stickman-
Stanley pines : fight!, fight!,fight!
PIKMIN MENTIONED!!!
The ranking videos are back!
Those Pictures of Animal head Mantles went hard haha
Hell ya I’m in the thumbnail
Isn't Kirby larger? Seeing him in forgotten land
Finally Something to Watch : )
Are those the hell valley sky trees in the background 😂
Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!
Is this the prelude to the eventual Kirby lore video?
Choopo woke up and chose violence
1:08 poppy bros jr is a friend not an enemy!
Yeah, I'll fight anything from kirby except Kirby and the finals bosses because I can beat a squishy guys, I CANNOT beat chaotic gods beyond my comprehension
It’s a crime I didn’t see this in the algorithm
peak content
man, this stickman possesses extreme power, and can't beat a jellybean
To be fair, the jellybean got hands
I am excited for this
He is definitely dead 5 second in a kirby game
Nice a Kirby video
Another banger by choopo!
2:58 You put Blipper twice
When I saw the name of this video I laughed out loud in public
Do you not know if you do the math he is a universal level threat you are not beating bandna waddle dee
Nah I’d win
@@therealchoopoYou do know that sectionia can teleport and shoot lasers and pull out indestructible weapons right?
u cant beat many of them no matter what you say I don't have enough faith in you.
Taranza can summon his dead wife to zap you into ash, you ain’t beating him 7:39
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hellvalley skytrees
This video is so funny. Instant classic
i have a link kirby plush so this video was obviously made for me