Thank you for shaking the keys during that ad. Because of you, I learned that I can sit through an ad break, and I’ve grown as a person. What was the ad about? Keys, I suppose
The ending may hold it back from that. Choopo uses smart words the generation of skibidi will not understand to insult the franchise they've wasted the previous time of their youth on.
Same! Legitimately the tone of the messages actually made me go back to appreciate what he was asking us to visualize (I've got aphantasia so couldn't exactly visualize, but I could emotionalize it 😁)
Wow. That was something. I don’t have kids. Most of my friend’s kids are now adults, way to quickly, more rapid than I can even make sense of. So, I was elated to see your video, giving your thoughts on a phenomenon I didn’t get a chance to witness first-hand. As I was expecting, it was all quite fascinating, full of life, packed with hilarity. The occasional (understandable, and also hilarious) fits of rage are a treat to behold However, the change in tone in your voice beginning at 21:37 made me feel deeply unsettled. Maybe it’s just me, but my senses skipped a sec, and at once looked straight at the (usually) lovable stick person sitting there. I realized, at this very moment, we are dealing with something serious. Even with my ignorance of the subject, every single video I’ve seen dealing with Cocomellon pissed me off, in one way or another. This time, these feelings are on a whole new level. I’ve been a dedicated fan since the very first appearance of Bobo. Considering my advanced age, some of your work is difficult to interpret. Being young at heart does help me comprehend, thankfully. Your takes on Candyland and Clifford remain my favorites. This one may be among the strongest contenders. Hope you end up reading this. If so, thank you for everything you do!
Thanks Choopo for showing some love for my comment. Yes, it makes me happy to see more and more people alarmed by such bland, low effort crap flooding the media. Animation alone goes through waves from marvelous to mundane in quality as time marches on. Even as a young (and stupid) child in the 1970s, I recognized the vast decline in quality between ‘new and improved’ Tom and Jerry cartoons that would surround the old, venerable ones, of which even my parents would enjoy. Not planning to do any Piaget-style experiments any time soon to prove a point, but I believe today’s children overall would find Cocomelon less appealing than.. say…the original Magic School Bus, right? Or worse than those stupid Pac-man cartoons from the 1980s? Wake me up if you think they would. If not, I’m calling in sick for a couple of days, or years.
I too vouch for the care bears to be examined, their lore and varrying levels if ability throughout iterations and whether they are dieties, protectors, cosmic entities or simply legends to teach morals has always intrigued me.
I would like to point out: at 19:25 we see JJ use the ladybug light to create an audience. The individuals in this audience do not come to life. This means the other characters (at least, the human ones) are very likely not of JJs creation. They are simply pre-existing creatures powerless to JJs whimsy, doomed to experience reality as he now sees fit
If Cocomelon isn't bad enough, then the rise of Elsagate and the consequences of weird and disturbing TH-cam Kids content has been a disaster to the platform.
I hated cocomelon so much that I made a dark theory about it. I thought JJ was a demon or possessed by a demon because in the old video, he had dark red eyes, and the toys only came to life when he was around they were alive. I also had a theory that it was an apocalypse because the clouds look fake, and it's very questionable how they never go anywhere else and how the tress look weird.
thank you for actually telling me when to open my eyes, i hate it when videos do that and never say when to open them and im just stuck in complete darkness until it ends. it sucks
This reminds me of the short story "It's a _Good_ Life," written in 1953 by Jerome Bixby. Omnipotence in the hand of a child- people's every thought and action shaped by a child's idea of what is good, yet also grappling with the inherent cruelty of a child. Subjugated.
Bro you mentioning Higglytown Heroes unlocked some memories, I used to watch that sometimes as a kid and completely forgot about it’s existence until now lmao
I can't believe it took this long for Johnny Johnny to be ripped from my subconscious into my awareness once more. I didn't even associate cocomelon with Johnny Johnny I had repressed it so (I was in theater with band kids in 2018, we were insufferable with that song)
I am second. Cocomelon is such a twisted hypno device that ruins the young minds. Now then. Maybe milk quest, three pandas and lamput lore. In the future. Now.
funny thing is that the first original 20 contestants could possibly be the oldest characters in all of fiction do some research and see what you can find about it
I am begging you to do a care bears video, they were my entire childhood and will continue to haunt my dreams and memories Also I want to appreciate the fact that the video on cocomelon is the one we hear Choopo speaking normally/ calmly for the longest. The man has truly gone insane during this one xD
choopo you can still be a doctor!! On that note, I hope you might consider one day looking into potential bizarre lore of M&Ms characters. Most importantly get some rest and thank you for another great video 😊
missed opportunity to make a joke/reference to this iconic episode from the twilight zone called "it's a good life" that is about a town isolated from the world and basically ruled by a six year old (three years old in the short story it's based on) with godlike powers who makes all of the adults live in fear of upsetting him or even just thinking unhappy thoughts because the little monster has that much control over them
the fact you have a safe word, makes me think that you do "extreme" things off camera, anyways thanks for the head cannon choop about you hope you have a nice one
Choopo, your description of JJ reminded me of that twilight zone episode where there is a kid with like insane psychic powers and everyone has to constantly say stuff like "This is good" and can only think "good" thoughts or he fries their brains and buries them alive in his fathers corn field where they mutate into monsters. If I can find the name of the episode I'll edit or reply with it. EDIT: The name of the episode is "it's a good life." It's season 3 episode 8!
My fiance works in childcare. She says when they put on Cocomelon, all the kids stop what they're doing, stare, then scream and start running circles on the mat. This continues for a long time after the video ends.
6:19 no joke that Animation video is actually not clickbait lol, and plus you can actually look this up on google people can actually get allergic to the cold, its very rare but it’s actually possible. The story is fake but the disease isnt.
I wasn't expecting choopo to be so passionate about this, like at 18:42, Often Choopo may make wild claims, but never before with such vigor and conviction as he has done here. & then of course the final section, for Choopo hath seen the origin of this darkness, and hopes for brighter days. Truly we can see deeper into the mind of the Choopo than ever before! Absolutely no sympathy for Choopo though, for he was against the truth of JJ's full name being John Jacob Jinglheimer Johnson.
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Cocoymeln
Please do Captain underpants/ dog man/ Dave pilkey lore
Hi Choopo :)
I hope that the creators of cocomelon commit on this video and say it's cannon.
@ I hope cocomelon comments “ gee fiddly doo, choopo! Ya really got us there, ya whippersnapper!
I thought this was a bit and not a sponsor
Choosing to pray that the care bears mentions are foreshadowing for a future vid hehe
Literally
Yes please
PLEASE
2:24 As a Canadian myself, I can confirm we do all look like HigglyTown Heroes.
HigglyTown Heroes is the reason why I discovered the existence of Matryoshka Dolls.
I guess Choopo’s mom was right all along
What about the South Park Canadians?
@@menaatefadly Oh, those are the people who run the country, the government.
@@menaatefadly XD
Thank you for shaking the keys during that ad. Because of you, I learned that I can sit through an ad break, and I’ve grown as a person. What was the ad about? Keys, I suppose
I legitimately didn't hear the keys I was doing dishes
Lol the keys jingling to keep our attention during the ad 😂
Always works
Worked on me thought
and it DID
It def worked on me too
Yes and i did NOT skip it
So help me god if there’s a multiverse
Cocomelon and the multiverse of madness
The Cocoverse
I need to make a multiverse so extensive even Choopo can't even review it 🤣
Edit: I accidentally spelt his name wrong 🤦 My bad.
I know there’s a multiverse
@@DrunkHorse-INNomg me too (:)) I just hope that the guy obsessed with Mort can’t solve it either
Let's hope this doesn't get marked for kids
Ya
Knowing TH-cam, it almost certainly will...
The ending may hold it back from that. Choopo uses smart words the generation of skibidi will not understand to insult the franchise they've wasted the previous time of their youth on.
As someone whose sister was obsessed with Care Bears as a kid, I would absolutely love to see you disect Care Bears lore
The audio dropping and the child staring into my soul was more terrifying than any jump scare you litter the FNAF vid with.
NOOOOOOO CHOOPO HAS LOST HIS MIND
PRAY FOR THE LAD
I think he watched royalpear's short on "How to 'save' ADHD"
Old news honestly
14:01 Very nice of you to provide gameplay for those not participating. 👍 I did go back, closed my eyes, and participated.
Same! Legitimately the tone of the messages actually made me go back to appreciate what he was asking us to visualize (I've got aphantasia so couldn't exactly visualize, but I could emotionalize it 😁)
Wow. That was something. I don’t have kids. Most of my friend’s kids are now adults, way to quickly, more rapid than I can even make sense of. So, I was elated to see your video, giving your thoughts on a phenomenon I didn’t get a chance to witness first-hand.
As I was expecting, it was all quite fascinating, full of life, packed with hilarity. The occasional (understandable, and also hilarious) fits of rage are a treat to behold
However, the change in tone in your voice beginning at 21:37 made me feel deeply unsettled. Maybe it’s just me, but my senses skipped a sec, and at once looked straight at the (usually) lovable stick person sitting there. I realized, at this very moment, we are dealing with something serious. Even with my ignorance of the subject, every single video I’ve seen dealing with Cocomellon pissed me off, in one way or another. This time, these feelings are on a whole new level.
I’ve been a dedicated fan since the very first appearance of Bobo. Considering my advanced age, some of your work is difficult to interpret. Being young at heart does help me comprehend, thankfully. Your takes on Candyland and Clifford remain my favorites. This one may be among the strongest contenders. Hope you end up reading this. If so, thank you for everything you do!
Thanks Choopo for showing some love for my comment. Yes, it makes me happy to see more and more people alarmed by such bland, low effort crap flooding the media. Animation alone goes through waves from marvelous to mundane in quality as time marches on. Even as a young (and stupid) child in the 1970s, I recognized the vast decline in quality between ‘new and improved’ Tom and Jerry cartoons that would surround the old, venerable ones, of which even my parents would enjoy.
Not planning to do any Piaget-style experiments any time soon to prove a point, but I believe today’s children overall would find Cocomelon less appealing than.. say…the original Magic School Bus, right? Or worse than those stupid Pac-man cartoons from the 1980s? Wake me up if you think they would. If not, I’m calling in sick for a couple of days, or years.
@@Miami.grackle somehow your comments inspiring me
I too vouch for the care bears to be examined, their lore and varrying levels if ability throughout iterations and whether they are dieties, protectors, cosmic entities or simply legends to teach morals has always intrigued me.
lol I think I remember from a Video about it that they've literally brainwashed a Child🙃😈
I would like to point out: at 19:25 we see JJ use the ladybug light to create an audience. The individuals in this audience do not come to life. This means the other characters (at least, the human ones) are very likely not of JJs creation. They are simply pre-existing creatures powerless to JJs whimsy, doomed to experience reality as he now sees fit
If Cocomelon isn't bad enough, then the rise of Elsagate and the consequences of weird and disturbing TH-cam Kids content has been a disaster to the platform.
2:29 "My mom told me this is what canadians looked like"
Wow your mom was so based.
That depression at the end……a hard hitting reality
To be afraid of change is to refuse to grow.
It's crazy to think Cocomelon isn't illegal. Like having your children watch it should literally be a crime
😂
Your acting like cocomelon makes beheading videos
I hated cocomelon so much that I made a dark theory about it. I thought JJ was a demon or possessed by a demon because in the old video, he had dark red eyes, and the toys only came to life when he was around they were alive. I also had a theory that it was an apocalypse because the clouds look fake, and it's very questionable how they never go anywhere else and how the tress look weird.
@@IDK-ep1zz Bro what?
Ikr
i feel like choopo is the kinda guy to be able to hold a conversation with people he doesn’t know but when he gets to know you he just spurts facts
thank you for actually telling me when to open my eyes, i hate it when videos do that and never say when to open them and im just stuck in complete darkness until it ends. it sucks
2:01 "in this video" now I'm anxious
Normally I try to avoid anything related to Cocomelon, but for once, I'll make an exception. Great video Choopo!
4:13 Not the Wizard101 music in the background 😭
Cocomelon feels like a visual scam for kids' braincells and a physical scam parents' wallets
11:32
I do! And yes, I'd love it if you made a video about the Care Bears.
Choopo’s mom saying Canadians look like higgly town heroes is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
18:16 Was not expecting a Chazington mention in a Choopo video, let alone in one about goddamn Cocomelon
This reminds me of the short story "It's a _Good_ Life," written in 1953 by Jerome Bixby. Omnipotence in the hand of a child- people's every thought and action shaped by a child's idea of what is good, yet also grappling with the inherent cruelty of a child. Subjugated.
Bro you mentioning Higglytown Heroes unlocked some memories, I used to watch that sometimes as a kid and completely forgot about it’s existence until now lmao
20:47 Who else remembers Leap Frog?
Bro bringing up LeapFrog ABC Factory de aged me at least 15 years lol
0:59 he actually watched a decade’s worth of Cocomelon? Brave soldiers need to be recognized 🥹🥲
I can't believe it took this long for Johnny Johnny to be ripped from my subconscious into my awareness once more. I didn't even associate cocomelon with Johnny Johnny I had repressed it so
(I was in theater with band kids in 2018, we were insufferable with that song)
0:51 “Feb 22, Choopo”
God I hope that means we’re getting a “lore of Choopo” video
The keys during the sponsor lmao
9:25 I legit thought you were gonna say the animals got skinned and stuffed and stitched back together. That would have been an interesting twist
I am second. Cocomelon is such a twisted hypno device that ruins the young minds.
Now then. Maybe milk quest, three pandas and lamput lore. In the future. Now.
No, not lamput, that stupid short thing that Cartoon Network thought would catch on. It’s stupid how they thought it would work.
Now I’m going to be stuck thinking about the possible consequences of corporation-generated slop for children. I hate this so much.
2:22 literally so hype at pinky dinky doo mention
we should all apologise to choopo for bringing his career to this point
Brother was gettin philosophical about Cocomelon somebody get this guy a Carebear
It's time for choopo to save the new generation,let's go my boy
Fr
0:59 thank you for your sacrifice
Care Bears are still popular, they just had a game release last month.
This reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode where a kid...a blonde kid actually, held a town under his control.
Literally what I was thinking 😭
I have my finals but I'm spending my time watching a video on cocomelon. Worth it for sure.
Goodluck on your finals :D
@@blebblubbleb thx
Me too.this video is kool.
This was a very interesting 23:18
Not convinced the catfood didn't do something to Choopo as a person
20:23 My language in a Choopo video jumpscare
Choopo has been taken by the Cocomeleon Brainrot, may God help us
Are you telling me that WandaVision stole the plot of Cocomelon?
Imagining Choopo doing the entirety of this video as a soliloquy on a crowded subway while the other passengers look on in horror
youtube recommended me this in like 19 seconds and I clicked it immediately, I think somethings wrong with me
Cocomelon is Wandavision confirmed?
this is proof that I will watch anything choopo
The jingling keys on the sponsor is the hardest ive laughed in a while
It would be cool to get "The Bizarre lore of BFDI" eventually
funny thing is that the first original 20 contestants could possibly be the oldest characters in all of fiction
do some research and see what you can find about it
Do you remember the animated adaptation of Graeme base's "animalia"? "The bizarre lore of animalia" would make an awesome video!!!
I would love a carebears video
I am begging you to do a care bears video, they were my entire childhood and will continue to haunt my dreams and memories
Also I want to appreciate the fact that the video on cocomelon is the one we hear Choopo speaking normally/ calmly for the longest. The man has truly gone insane during this one xD
BRCF as the street view from the subway is amazing
choopo you can still be a doctor!! On that note, I hope you might consider one day looking into potential bizarre lore of M&Ms characters.
Most importantly get some rest and thank you for another great video 😊
missed opportunity to make a joke/reference to this iconic episode from the twilight zone called "it's a good life" that is about a town isolated from the world and basically ruled by a six year old (three years old in the short story it's based on) with godlike powers who makes all of the adults live in fear of upsetting him or even just thinking unhappy thoughts because the little monster has that much control over them
Choopo you said it! Now I wanna hear you talk about care bears! 😉
Asked my baby cousin which one was coco, youve never seen such disappointment come from a four year old
Choopo the ad splice was fantastic. Hats off to you.
2:57 No WAY is that your ad transi- OOOH KEYS!!!
16:18 craaazy bars 🔥🔥🔥
I'm mainly worried that clicking on this will fuck up my recommendations and cause the algorithm to think I want cocomelon
@4:14 when the wizard101 music hit I had flashbacks
You should make a video about the mlp lore
Please do talk about Care Bears choopo I would love that
6:24 YES! Bizarre lore of Care Bears
11:34
12:51 Df you mean Miles from Miles from tomorrow land is bad, he is peak character. (His mom is hot)
Dude i used to watch all the shows in that image all the time as an infant
8:19 "scrub that muck off at once hubert cumberdale i will have no dirty imigrates at my house"
20:09 so it's 'It's a Good Life' from Twilight Zone?
the fact you have a safe word, makes me think that you do "extreme" things off camera, anyways thanks for the head cannon choop about you hope you have a nice one
12:49 to 12:52 was my entire childhood dude no need to throw shade like that (i know its a joke)
I can feel my braincells melting in real time!
Choopo, your description of JJ reminded me of that twilight zone episode where there is a kid with like insane psychic powers and everyone has to constantly say stuff like "This is good" and can only think "good" thoughts or he fries their brains and buries them alive in his fathers corn field where they mutate into monsters. If I can find the name of the episode I'll edit or reply with it.
EDIT: The name of the episode is "it's a good life." It's season 3 episode 8!
choppo please make the bizarre lore of the Care Bears
choopo uploaded a cocomelon video, time to go back to bed so i can actually wake up because im not awake right now
7:38 EXCUSE ME???
My fiance works in childcare. She says when they put on Cocomelon, all the kids stop what they're doing, stare, then scream and start running circles on the mat. This continues for a long time after the video ends.
I closed my eyes and then looked back to see if you put anything on screen afterwards. I’m glad you enjoy what you do :)
In middle school, I was forced to watch this after popular demand by my class on the last week of school.
3:00 the man knows how to keep my attention
So JJ is basically Anthony from the Twilight Zone?
I was not expecting that emotional speech at the end of a video about f*cking COCOMELON.
2:00 genuinely scared 😅
Next video, please be the bizarre lore of true and the rainbow kingdom please
bro how does a literal infant have the power to create and basically manipulate matter?? 17:38
Who would win in a free for all? Both zenos (both full power), kirby (all copy abilities, full power), or JJ (full power)
Choopo, you should make a Care Bears video
6:19 no joke that Animation video is actually not clickbait lol, and plus you can actually look this up on google people can actually get allergic to the cold, its very rare but it’s actually possible.
The story is fake but the disease isnt.
would love to see some coverage of care bear lore
Justice for care bears!
So the Cocomelon baby is Anthony from It's a Good Life?
Choopo the ending felt a little personal, uhhh thanks for the deep reflection!
Tldr: Cocomelon is basically that one episode of the twilight zone but with the vibrancy turned up to 200
0:05 brother was spot on with my math home work
I wasn't expecting choopo to be so passionate about this, like at 18:42,
Often Choopo may make wild claims, but never before with such vigor and conviction as he has done here.
& then of course the final section, for Choopo hath seen the origin of this darkness, and hopes for brighter days.
Truly we can see deeper into the mind of the Choopo than ever before!
Absolutely no sympathy for Choopo though, for he was against the truth of JJ's full name being John Jacob Jinglheimer Johnson.
I’m a preschool teacher and things like cocomelon are the bane of my existence