How To Be A Man

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  • MBest11x coaches you on how to be a man.
    In loving memory of David Lyon, a close friend of the crew. Here's to the breezes Brother.
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  • @leviackerman1336
    @leviackerman1336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    To all offended people. This is what you call a serious joke. It is an overexaggerated joke that shines light on a serious problem. Instead of whining about it laugh like normal people.

    • @benbrunt6365
      @benbrunt6365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It's sad that you have to say this.

    • @artsomniacv-logcitybydanie1249
      @artsomniacv-logcitybydanie1249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@benbrunt6365 it's good to acknowledge pussies.
      All three kinds!😄
      .... as for the weak American kind, some can't handle the truth!

    • @25alphatv71
      @25alphatv71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Brother, If ya gotta splain it, they ain't gonna get it. Those pogues permanently smell like iron.

    • @sausauia9799
      @sausauia9799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottcped lmfao

    • @adamwilliams1216
      @adamwilliams1216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Levi Ackerman my reaction would b. 2 all of the people that were offended.....go fuck yourself c'ya

  • @THEDIABLODOG
    @THEDIABLODOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3843

    The Great Thing About Republican Women Is That...I Never Have To Ask Myself..."Is That A Woman?"

    • @shumarymastersonv4256
      @shumarymastersonv4256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ikr, like ann coulter, idk why he chose to be a political analyst when he could've easily been mr/ms universe

    • @mistagzestify1342
      @mistagzestify1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      THE DIABLO DOG amen to that brother

    • @jesusrodriguez3044
      @jesusrodriguez3044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You mean like caitlyn jenner🤣

    • @brzo.
      @brzo. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AGREED...

    • @npholmes09
      @npholmes09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We all know Republican men love their chicks with dicks.

  • @bryancenterfitt7127
    @bryancenterfitt7127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    "guns are scary, we should both date other men!"🤣🤣🤣

    • @Valaso-Osalav
      @Valaso-Osalav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lmfao xD

    • @Ph4r4oh_444g
      @Ph4r4oh_444g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’d be like sure babe *goes outside and empty’s out clip*

    • @zjd434
      @zjd434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yikes, CRINGE

    • @bradstephens2175
      @bradstephens2175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ph4r4oh_444g Clip? Geez...

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would like to tell you some things about punctuation. When you type it like how you did both lines are said by the same person, But in actuallity two people said them. You are going to want to edit your comment to say this "guns are scary" "I think we should both date other men."

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    I'd much rather have these guys tell me how to be a man than Gillette

    • @rxonmymind8362
      @rxonmymind8362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your dad used Gillette. You were born. Nuff said.

    • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
      @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@rxonmymind8362 wtf does that even mean mate 😂

    • @robertkubrick3738
      @robertkubrick3738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dixienormous1000 Mangina.

    • @twiceland4ever
      @twiceland4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Gillette? Oh yeah, that limp-wristed soyboy company. Haven't purchased anything from them and subsidies in awhile now and will NEVER again. Heard they did a write down on 5 billion loss. And the CEO claimed it was worth it. Shouldn't be too long before the major share holders dump his woke ass! 👊😎💀

    • @robertkubrick3738
      @robertkubrick3738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@twiceland4ever 8 Billion actually and they are owned by Proctor and Gamble, it's not easy to avoid all proctor and Gamble products but it would be worth trying.

  • @milesmatheson1142
    @milesmatheson1142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    Bikini Snap; the best superpower ever.

    • @TheOneAndOnlyAlexa
      @TheOneAndOnlyAlexa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      24/7

    • @deleted3869
      @deleted3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Your god damn right it is

    • @lurker1245
      @lurker1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Not nearly as good as Nude snap

    • @deleted3869
      @deleted3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      United States of America won’t argue with that.

    • @mistaninja990
      @mistaninja990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Thats really all Thanos was trying to do. Psh, cock blocking Avengers

  • @northernninety7
    @northernninety7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2377

    Pull ups on a helicopter? Now that's American.

    • @papabillydeth4723
      @papabillydeth4723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Minnesota Guy nah that’s Slav

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      not as american as chuck norris doing a split between two jets in flight

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DavidLinn Well, he is an Air Farce vet

    • @rbrtck
      @rbrtck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And if you're Captain America, you do curls with a helicopter. ;)

    • @aylanrose2865
      @aylanrose2865 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like my dad when he finds small crunchy stuff in a ziplock bag and starts smoking it

  • @flynnrider8121
    @flynnrider8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    “I think we should both date other men” Best roast ever. USA!!! 🇺🇸

  • @Marshmallow_Llama
    @Marshmallow_Llama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I sent this to a guy that wanted to get with me....he won't talk to me anymore 😂

    • @Sweetness71775
      @Sweetness71775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @sarah wright You dodged a bullet. Well you would have to dodge bullets if the shit hit the fan because he wouldn't be there to stand in their way.

    • @t4rv0r60
      @t4rv0r60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      good.
      i laughed my ass out the whole video, greetings from germany

    • @Valaso-Osalav
      @Valaso-Osalav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hell yeah speaking of which since you stopped talking to that pussy? we should definitely start talking Cause I am a Dick xD lmfao xD

    • @mcomeslast
      @mcomeslast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sarah wright I’m saving it to do the same, lol.

    • @---Michael---
      @---Michael--- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@t4rv0r60 ja man ich bin nicht der einzige! 😂

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    Reason’s why I’m not a modern day liberal or leftist:
    1. I’m a man.

    • @wayneoberg7508
      @wayneoberg7508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lincoln was a Liberal... and Washington was a radical which is further political left then a liberal. Being a liberal wasn't that bad as long as you weren't one after President Regan.

    • @fearthespear4242
      @fearthespear4242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@wayneoberg7508 yeah, being a liberal back then meant something waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy different, now its just a bunch of snowflakes

    • @coffeebear9685
      @coffeebear9685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@wayneoberg7508 But Lincoln was the founding father of the GOP,he was the one who started the conservative party though....

    • @wayneoberg7508
      @wayneoberg7508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@coffeebear9685 "liberal" is not a political larty, it is a political ideology relating to how the progressive party is. The Republican party at the time was extremely progressive while the Democrats were considered conservative because of how progressive they were; ie, most of them upheld pro-slavery policies. I hope that makes sense.

    • @thecaptain5026
      @thecaptain5026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Although most girly men are liberals.. real men know and realize that not all liberals are the same.

  • @ClashBluelight
    @ClashBluelight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    to be a man...
    1: you must be as swift as a coursing river.
    2: with all the force of a great typhoon.
    3: you must be as fierce as a raging tiger.
    4: and as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

    • @MachampionEX
      @MachampionEX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Clash Bluelight raging fire

    • @ClashBluelight
      @ClashBluelight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MachampionEX !oll i just found that out yesterday!

    • @daftmou5s160
      @daftmou5s160 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Clash Bluelight Disney cartoons(Mulan) ???
      LOL.....

    • @nathanielbattaglia
      @nathanielbattaglia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Clash Bluelight all the FORCE of a great typhoon.
      Have the strength of a raging fire.

    • @ClashBluelight
      @ClashBluelight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nathaniel Battaglia yeah lol! i got that wrong! i've since learned the real lyrics but decided to keep this here because it's funny!

  • @sockembopperify
    @sockembopperify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    How many Feminists do you have rage at your channel on a daily basis?

  • @Alastair_
    @Alastair_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "What does a man in a skirt know about that"
    Me, a 6ft 18 stone ginger bearded Scotsman that's spent half my life living in the mountains "Quite a bit.."

    • @lazarusblunt1843
      @lazarusblunt1843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      People who aren't Scottish have no idea how ridiculously manly kilts are. I once wore my kilt to a liberal rally to see what would happen, and half of the guys there died of over-exposure to manliness. Then I summoned a 30-foot bear with the power stored in my kilt and rode it back to the Highlands.

    • @Mephistopheles_666
      @Mephistopheles_666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh tf you mean youre 7 ft 6

    • @mzc_crazy3769
      @mzc_crazy3769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mephistopheles_666 Theres just no comma. it should be "6ft, 18 stone..." a "stone" being a measurement of weight in some places.

  • @Username47948
    @Username47948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    What skill tree do you have to invest in to unlock the ability to summon hot girls in bikinis?

    • @Morgrim_Darkheart
      @Morgrim_Darkheart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      The conjuration skill tree didn't you know.

    • @Truck_person
      @Truck_person 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      being a man and in the military woman like men in uniform not men in suits and ties at a box office

    • @nicholas-cs7vr
      @nicholas-cs7vr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ho see you take the class bard, put your highest state into charisma and then follow the Conjur subset of the magic sub-schools, then grow some balls and get a girlfriend.

    • @eaxlostudios4521
      @eaxlostudios4521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      skill requires Level 9001, some of you will get this joke.

    • @jointypointy3579
      @jointypointy3579 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And some of us are men, unlike you.

  • @sneakzz3714
    @sneakzz3714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    I tried to shave once, With a knife, The blade broke

    • @happyseal7202
      @happyseal7202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sneakz z You sir are a Man!

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sneakz z,only Chuck Norris is allowed to break blades with his beard,but I'll still give you credit for doing so

    • @spoinkle-
      @spoinkle- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your are a man

    • @partyplace15
      @partyplace15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My old pops always told me a story whenever I would be a pussy.
      "A rattlesnake bit me once in the desert, and after 3 days of excruciating pain, the snake died."

    • @williamkim4248
      @williamkim4248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well I ate nails for breakfast... with out milk. 💩

  • @codebebop
    @codebebop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    We need to see that bikini chick again

  • @sambaggins2798
    @sambaggins2798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Bro, the toilet scene hit my soul. I’ve had so many cases of dysentery and giardiasis in foreign countries that it left mental scars. Combat was nothing compared to explosive diarrhea lol.

    • @RavenGTR79
      @RavenGTR79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor soul shitting his soul out in agony😭...
      Battle buddy: 🤣🤣👀 are you OK ?
      Pour soul: 😱aaaah--👿FUUUUCK YOUUU😱😱😱

    • @jimbrock8310
      @jimbrock8310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good ole dysentery! You don't have the shit's the shit's have you! What misery! Even A&D ointment don't help.

    • @michaelpalombo4654
      @michaelpalombo4654 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ate rabbit one time in Afghanistan and shut green sludge for about a month lol

  • @djbillyrae
    @djbillyrae 9 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    You guys are the reason there is still hope for this country. Not much hope, but there is still a little.

    • @shaunos777
      @shaunos777 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      200TH LIKER :DDDD MURICA

    • @obiwan3235
      @obiwan3235 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evasive Hunter are u dense

    • @pathosofmine
      @pathosofmine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Evasive Hunter I smell a liberal...

    • @beastmaster1858
      @beastmaster1858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Liberal men have a certain smell. It smells like perfume.

    • @sirnasty1553
      @sirnasty1553 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      djbillyrae agreed, fuckin love these guys

  • @timothyvonvarella6371
    @timothyvonvarella6371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

    I'm from Montana, I now live in California, California is the biggest joke I've ever seen,

    • @jeffmartinez6073
      @jeffmartinez6073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Don't catch the disease they spread. You'll have to start waxing your man parts and surrender your morality to feminists.. after you give everybody a great, big hug.

    • @timothyvonvarella6371
      @timothyvonvarella6371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jeff Martinez ha ha ha I moved here to help my sister out with her store,

    • @rakhit
      @rakhit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Moved from Montana to Commyfornia? WTF man??? That's like swapping out your FN SCAR .308 for an airsoft pistol. Sorry for your loss.

    • @Zachomara
      @Zachomara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      After that, you get arrested for sexual assault after the hug.

    • @automan1223
      @automan1223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Montana to Cali ? Dude you should see a doctor !!

  • @antoniosierra6310
    @antoniosierra6310 9 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    i lost it when he said "smells like iron"

    • @esztiszep6334
      @esztiszep6334 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I lost it at "I think we should both date other men"

    • @MaliceMiles
      @MaliceMiles 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Z rap songs songs songs song song song song killing Bradley and rain and trying to wake my brother up he's still asleep songs the song you know what I like it did happen Shut Up and Dance yes yes type in II bradleyscottmcgeethe the second put put kill kill kill kill with kindness my pig Minecraft songs

  • @Dosbomber
    @Dosbomber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    2:55 This move is now called "The Biden".

    • @yuujdjs8129
      @yuujdjs8129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I clicked I got an add for biden

    • @Andrew58251
      @Andrew58251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Andrew58251
      @Andrew58251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Coded Perfection liberal

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn 😂

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do know you are both complimenting Biden and insulting that guy, right?

  • @oildalejones567
    @oildalejones567 9 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    This video is so motivating, I just went out and did, like, three pull-ups.

  • @lucasschelstraete3854
    @lucasschelstraete3854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    This is so offensive
    I fucking LOVE IT

    • @kevinhasch3097
      @kevinhasch3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOT!!!

    • @stewartmacdonald2870
      @stewartmacdonald2870 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a joke video you know that right ?

    • @mctv69
      @mctv69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was about to be mad and then I read more😂

    • @owenkrahl7446
      @owenkrahl7446 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wtf?

    • @ReapersxTears
      @ReapersxTears 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      someone didn't click the read more button lol...

  • @HagsRideOrDie
    @HagsRideOrDie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    We need a, "Man the Fuck UP!" T-shirt.

    • @chrisremington4204
      @chrisremington4204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or 'Smells Like Iron'

    • @keaphoto1
      @keaphoto1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then stop waiting for someone else to do it, Man The Fuck Up, and make it yourself!

    • @chrisremington4204
      @chrisremington4204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +JayneTam :-)

    • @marvfarley7052
      @marvfarley7052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats funny shit

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So did you pull the trigger in your pic

  • @alexoryea6387
    @alexoryea6387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Liberals gotta get over the fact, that this comment section is pure American.

    • @happychappers8311
      @happychappers8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not entirely. The British are here to.

    • @alexoryea6387
      @alexoryea6387 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@happychappers8311 oh yeah

    • @happychappers8311
      @happychappers8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexoryea6387 We're here for the same reason as you. Guns beers and freedom tits.
      Their coffee looks ok as well.

    • @alexoryea6387
      @alexoryea6387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@happychappers8311 yeah I had their coffee this morning, amazing.

  • @austinf1241
    @austinf1241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That's a true American hero who we should all feel indebted to. God bless all of our military men and women who voluntarily put their lives and bodies on the line day after day, night after night
    R.I.P. DAVID LYON

    • @18632ewa8
      @18632ewa8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would rather face him in a dark alley than my when she's pissed. the worst he could do is kill me. she would make me pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and pay and can you say pay. I love the evil b**** but she is merciless.

  • @Hobbitman69
    @Hobbitman69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Who makes that badass axe he crushed the beer with

  • @JoeGarofaloII
    @JoeGarofaloII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Guys, this video is seriously NOT PC!!!! And that is why I appreciate it so much!!

    • @zjd434
      @zjd434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think anyone actually cares!

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zjd434 Anybody that matters anyways!!

  • @MARS72JJ
    @MARS72JJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    *Dayum that undercut chick was perfection*

    • @zjd434
      @zjd434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ewww, CRINGE

    • @peopleareidiots301
      @peopleareidiots301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      whats her name??

    • @_BHC.VET_
      @_BHC.VET_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everything below the neck

    • @thedarkwolf9423
      @thedarkwolf9423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn straight!

    • @oreo7259
      @oreo7259 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zjd434 Atomic facepalm

  • @jonathanthorsen7887
    @jonathanthorsen7887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I love your coffee, I'm drinking it right now lol
    - Utah citizen

  • @joeydubbs763
    @joeydubbs763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank you for your service Mr. David Lyon. Rest easy Sir.

  • @reallynotbob6
    @reallynotbob6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Matt Best: "F**k lettuce!"
    Also Matt Best: *Eats a shit-smeared sandwich with lettuce on it.*

  • @allenhaney9439
    @allenhaney9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    God bless and give peace to David Lyon and bless his loved ones.

    • @zjd434
      @zjd434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, but I'd want to reincarnate and eat the IED this time if I saw THIS video dedicated to me.

  • @Wildsurf52
    @Wildsurf52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    By watching this video my testosterone went up by 120000%

    • @zjd434
      @zjd434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gabrielluna3954
      @gabrielluna3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now lets go be men

  • @SinisterC6
    @SinisterC6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Yea forget lettuce, that's not food. It's what food eats.

    • @PugilistCactus
      @PugilistCactus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its a moisture garnish! Lettuce should only be used in cases of dry meat.

    • @dogguy8603
      @dogguy8603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PugilistCactus what about for decorations? Like if you want to impress your spouse or boyfriend and or girlfriend (hay i dont judge)

    • @414trigga
      @414trigga 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SinisterC6 Ron? Is that you?

    • @fishysalmon6346
      @fishysalmon6346 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to put the "have to tell the refence" meme but this is not 9gag

    • @s.g.3898
      @s.g.3898 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lettuce might impress your girlfriends spouse or boyfriend

  • @Donny65
    @Donny65 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I'm a 56 year old marine and this guy's stuff is funny as hell.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "we're so platonic"
    *Sniiffffftttt*
    XD

    • @Dosbomber
      @Dosbomber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "The Biden"...

    • @Valaso-Osalav
      @Valaso-Osalav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that just sounds like friendzone with extra steps lol

    • @zjd434
      @zjd434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Deverydoo
    @Deverydoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Your toxic masculinity is awesome as ferk.

  • @capnkraken1514
    @capnkraken1514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    South Carolinian here, LOVE your content dude. Seriously, I don’t think my family drinks coffee other than Black Rifle anymore. Keep spreading your positive messages and merchandise!

  • @AmericanPatriot0895
    @AmericanPatriot0895 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Always good seeing a Patriotic, Pro Second Amendment, true American putting out videos that are awesome.

  • @boneheaded9751
    @boneheaded9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This should be shown as part of the health class curriculum in high school. And Red Dawn. The original.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey the newer one wasn’t that bad at all.

  • @Daniel-nw3hg
    @Daniel-nw3hg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Feminists are gonna flip their shit if they saw this

    • @TheRRHDesigns
      @TheRRHDesigns 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feminist here. I think its hilarious, actually

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      danny,good,because they're only sowing their seeds of hatred for my future manly beard

    • @blitzbrawl539
      @blitzbrawl539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      danny the 1000 dislikes are feminazi

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think we care?
      Look in my eye.

  • @justinp2193
    @justinp2193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Real men don't drink bud light... Bud Diesel only

    • @BrianErgish
      @BrianErgish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol finally found someone else who calls Budweiser diesel. Good stuff

    • @richardmiller9698
      @richardmiller9698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All lite beer SUCKS!

    • @thegamepotato1912
      @thegamepotato1912 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta drink that bud heavy

    • @petrzeman1068
      @petrzeman1068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only pussies don't drink beer at all.

    • @samabarok2322
      @samabarok2322 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diesels a drug

  • @lanehenkle6400
    @lanehenkle6400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    1:03 thats defiantly not a guy I would not want to get on the bad side of

    • @armybeef68
      @armybeef68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He sounds southern....lol

  • @undead9999
    @undead9999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Pullups from a helicopter, doesn't get more manly than that.

  • @andrews_lego_tanks_and_more
    @andrews_lego_tanks_and_more 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I've now written "Freedom Blaster" on my shotgun.

  • @gabrielbigcat8698
    @gabrielbigcat8698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    these videos make me wanna join the military

    • @navyflyboy07
      @navyflyboy07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Do it!

    • @gabrielbigcat8698
      @gabrielbigcat8698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      navyflyboy07 I would but I have tattoos on my hands

    • @navyflyboy07
      @navyflyboy07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      palms or back? the navy how allows full sleaves so I doubt they wouldn't let you unless they were drug related.

    • @gabrielbigcat8698
      @gabrielbigcat8698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      navyflyboy07 back including fingers

    • @navyflyboy07
      @navyflyboy07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hmmm i'd ask them again, they always have changed the standards every year regarding tattoos.

  • @abrums2284
    @abrums2284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    A shave?!? Lol I want a Viking beard

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Harry Sachs then seal the whole beard!

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Harry Sachs then seal the whole body

    • @David-ni5hj
      @David-ni5hj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Harry Sachs wtf dude??? When it comes to safety it’s about the beard first!!!

    • @ThreeEyedMonkeyMan
      @ThreeEyedMonkeyMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Harry Sachs Any beard that isn't thick enough to function as a gas mask on its own isn't a real beard.

  • @speedster4065
    @speedster4065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I swear this is one of the most American channels on TH-cam

  • @joejarrell8610
    @joejarrell8610 9 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    At 2:24 did anyone notice something was censored in the bottom right corner? What was it? O.o

    • @shimonmahmud
      @shimonmahmud 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Joe Jarrell I have the same question

    • @mrno69
      @mrno69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Joe Jarrell it was my dick, it's blue

    • @beyencam6794
      @beyencam6794 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe a package

    • @kuiper921
      @kuiper921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joe Jarrell Dildo i think

    • @James-et5de
      @James-et5de 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s her name

  • @adamlee6435
    @adamlee6435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    This channel is like filthyfrank, but more 'Murica.

  • @Nevermore2007
    @Nevermore2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Badass shirts MERICA

  • @juliaelrod2154
    @juliaelrod2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You guys and gals always brighten my day. When I'm feeling down. I watch a couple of your videos and my whole outlook is uplifted. "Guns are scary." "Maybe we should both see other men." 😆😅😅

  • @wustenfuchs3285
    @wustenfuchs3285 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    R.I.P David Lyon.

  • @marcs990
    @marcs990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Staff Sergeant David B. Lyon was born on November 24, 1981 in Logan, Utah. He enlisted in the Marine Corps and arrived at Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego on October 27, 2003. After graduating boot camp and completing Marine Combat Training, Staff Sergeant Lyon transferred to 29 Palms, California for training as a Field Radio Operator. After Military Occupational Specialty School, Staff Sergeant Lyon was transferred to Camp Pendleton, California and assigned to Head Quarters Company, 5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division. In 2004, he was reassigned to Head Quarters Company, 1st Marine Division. In August 2004, Staff Sergeant Lyon deployed to Iraq in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom (OIF). In 2005, Staff Sergeant Lyon made a lateral move to Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD). In October of 2005, Staff Sergeant Lyon reported Naval School Explosive Ordnance Disposal for training as a Basic EOD Technician. Staff Sergeant Lyon graduated from EOD School in June of 2006 and was transferred to Marine Wing Support Squadron 373, Marine Corps Air Station Miramar, California. Staff Sergeant Lyon deployed to Iraq again in August 2006. In August 2008, Staff Sergeant Lyon deployed to Afghanistan in support of Operation Enduring Freedom (OEF). Staff Sergeant Lyon deployed to Afghanistan again in April 2010 in support of OEF where he was wounded in action and medically evacuated from Afghanistan. Due to injuries sustained, Staff Sergeant Lyon was medically retired from the Marine Corps on July 30, 2012. Staff Sergeant Lyon died as a result of his injuries on 29 July 2014.
    Staff Sergeant Lyon’s personal awards include the Purple Heart Medal, Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal with Combat V, two Combat Action Ribbons, and various other campaign medals and decorations.
    Staff Sergeant Lyon is survived by his parents Gordon and Lynnette Lyon, his son Ethen Lyon, and his six siblings Jonathan J. Lyon, Michael A. Lyon, Stephen A. Lyon, Christina Lyon Tenhoeve, Rachelle Lyon Wall, and MaryJayne Lyon Crowley. Rest in peace mate, from a vet across the pond in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @ramenpoweredshitfactory7798
    @ramenpoweredshitfactory7798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You and your friends have a awesome sense of humor

  • @boi-o2479
    @boi-o2479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    OKAY SO-TH-cam literally put an anti-gun ad at the beginning of this video

  • @ryanz1359
    @ryanz1359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    526 civilians disliked this video.

    • @livefreeordie9542
      @livefreeordie9542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm a civilian... And I Fucking loved it!

    • @tylercarmen9371
      @tylercarmen9371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Democrats disliked this video

    • @GoldenPoopD
      @GoldenPoopD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      because their families were killed by the us military

    • @abbynormall207
      @abbynormall207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd like to know what democrats were killed by the us military.

    • @s.g.3898
      @s.g.3898 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GoldenPoopD Because democrats wives were fucked by the US military. Lol, I'm not even American.

  • @doughboybellmore2347
    @doughboybellmore2347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Rest in Peace Brother

  • @joylayton1970
    @joylayton1970 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Who's the girl with the American flag bikini she is hot

    • @coltv9878
      @coltv9878 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Riley Reid

    • @J.NOBODY.1
      @J.NOBODY.1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You lying SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @AnthonyTrifoglio
      @AnthonyTrifoglio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      all the girls in the video are hot

    • @diver0129
      @diver0129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, but that half shaved head look is pretty badass. lol

    • @420fishing6
      @420fishing6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who else love the part with the mudjug

  • @biggreenleaf7035
    @biggreenleaf7035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm just imagining them going to there female friends and going "ok so yeah we need you to dress in like 9 different bikinis for a TH-cam video right in front of us ok thanks"

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need to try that as a pick up line.

  • @ChristianD_Avionics
    @ChristianD_Avionics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm pissed I didn't find this channel sooner. Every video I've watched do far, I've loved. This shit is awesome.

  • @atomictiger4
    @atomictiger4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is my new favorite Channel

    • @sirsloth8579
      @sirsloth8579 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DEFINATELY...fuckers rock!!

  • @MrAlucard1964
    @MrAlucard1964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alpha Male’s doing it right. Keep it up guys, love your videos.
    Former
    11B40B4H Rock on!

  • @armadillotoe
    @armadillotoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL!!!!! That 1st line killed me!!!
    You know every man who watched this rewound 2:19 a dozen times, and changed to full screen.

  • @ThePirateburke86
    @ThePirateburke86 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Bikini girl, who is she so I an do absolutely nothing about it?

    • @pitbull82
      @pitbull82 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know about you, but I could stalk her instagram! Lol Jk! Am I? Probably not! That's something to do with her name. ;-)

    • @DinoBroDon
      @DinoBroDon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instagram ladybeast87 - but you have to be nice and ask...

    • @ThePirateburke86
      @ThePirateburke86 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Molly M classy

    • @mollym4626
      @mollym4626 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pitbull82 Chemicals in plastics, and hygiene products makes frogs gay, so I'd say it's more than just a trend.

    • @pitbull82
      @pitbull82 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Molly M Huh? You lost me. Frogs? Chemicals in plastic? Elaborate please.

  • @sds7050
    @sds7050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God bless Black Rifle Coffee Company. We need more companies like this.

  • @grimreminder5038
    @grimreminder5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Smells like iron"
    Smells more like a roll of pennies, just don't tell her that or you'll have to make a user name like mine 😅

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:08 ok. THAT is badass!!

  • @walker5653
    @walker5653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Protien is a Stable Part of your Diet!"
    IS THAT FISH. FISH IS NOT MEAT IT IS A VEGETABLE.
    #RonSwanson4Life

    • @Joe-bj4wm
      @Joe-bj4wm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Parks and rec

  • @dunewolfjr.4618
    @dunewolfjr.4618 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Yes Jesse Ventura jokes

  • @mattheauchesterfield4465
    @mattheauchesterfield4465 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    all of you keep asking whats blurred out at 2:22 and im sitting here like why the hell are y'all staring at the corner when there is a half naked girl in a video on how to be a man..... priorities!

    • @joylayton1970
      @joylayton1970 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait there something blurred out???

    • @130shooter1
      @130shooter1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dude i've see this video probably 20 times and never notice the blur till i read this comment. haha

    • @livecatgrenades
      @livecatgrenades 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw it out of the corner on my eye..... was focused on boobs.

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam reasons....

  • @gloopguy1022
    @gloopguy1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rest In Peace David, thank you for your service🇺🇸

  • @GRUDGECOPTER
    @GRUDGECOPTER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    God bless America
    Respect from the Indian Navy

  • @combatmedic6414
    @combatmedic6414 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sarah is back. Sweetness. That and finally a new video. Keep them coming guys.

    • @combatmedic6414
      @combatmedic6414 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oops that woman's name is Mel. Guess I need to really watch and listen to the videos a little better before commenting.

    • @0UntamedBeast0
      @0UntamedBeast0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sarah is running with OAF.

    • @mollym4626
      @mollym4626 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpicyTaco
      What is OAF?

    • @combatmedic6414
      @combatmedic6414 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Molly M Good question. I thought that meant Operator As Fuck. They hashtag it in the rangers vs. seals rap battle.

    • @mollym4626
      @mollym4626 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      combatmedic6414
      Okay, but what I don't understand is why is Sarah running operator as fuck? LOL it just doesn't make sense to me.

  • @mickcomitale8270
    @mickcomitale8270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m literally howling not even at this video , these comments are the most 2012 sense of humour I’ve ever seen.

  • @coreymajtyka460
    @coreymajtyka460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rest in peace David Lyon, thank you for your service

  • @James-qn3wi
    @James-qn3wi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Can you make a video about Women?"
    *_"That'll take like 10 seconds"_*
    I'm officially subscribed and need a oxygen tank.

  • @proverbs1788
    @proverbs1788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It was God that blessed America. But man pushed his hand away that's why it is the way it is today. Yes real men should be strong but also compassionate and kind and always do the right thing

  • @theshittybowman
    @theshittybowman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dude, you have so many hot ass girlfriends lmao. Fuck yea!

  • @Garjiggy
    @Garjiggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    almost fell out of my chair laughing at the love your women every day of the month!!

  • @TheRickbrooks
    @TheRickbrooks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This brother is AWESOME, semper fi!!

  • @zanderbly473
    @zanderbly473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:23 what’s blurred out on the couch?

  • @matthewbarlow5687
    @matthewbarlow5687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

  • @dawsonscruggs1609
    @dawsonscruggs1609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My b days july 29th it weird to think that that day is one of the best days for me and one of the worst for someone else. RIP David Lyon

  • @L30NHART
    @L30NHART 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yo! The Ventura jokes. I knew you guys would get to it

  • @captjohnprice5293
    @captjohnprice5293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    what is that hunnys name in the flag suit

  • @MrAndy9572ac
    @MrAndy9572ac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Awesome. Loving the content boys 👍👍👍👍🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @thestumaji656
    @thestumaji656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    dude the red wings! I got mine way back in 86! Semper Fi!

  • @travissims8200
    @travissims8200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    who was the girl with the side shave 🔥🔥

  • @xanderziegler3282
    @xanderziegler3282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I could literally smell the beer in this video

  • @4570husker
    @4570husker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hell yeah awesome man

  • @anthonywlee3122
    @anthonywlee3122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It’s been 3 years and I’m still searching for that bikini girl 💪🏻😎

  • @Mane-fn8xm
    @Mane-fn8xm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    1.7k liberal millenials

    • @DarthRevan-96
      @DarthRevan-96 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's now 1.9k liberal millennials

    • @comanchefun1612
      @comanchefun1612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2K snowflakes and counting.

    • @roscomurrell
      @roscomurrell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you don’t like this video you must be a fucktard. 2k fucktards

    • @anthonyjarman1374
      @anthonyjarman1374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There multiplying

    • @travisp_atx
      @travisp_atx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most of the soldiers who fought the last 17 years of war are millennials you dumb nutsacks. Millennials started turning 18 right around 2000.

  • @emperorshand
    @emperorshand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Who is the girl posing in the bikinis? I need the answer...for science...

    • @adriantoma5297
      @adriantoma5297 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Skrillex

    • @steveyaged4462
      @steveyaged4462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +emperorshand Elisa Ann Bizelli

    • @californiadreamin7446
      @californiadreamin7446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +emperorshand yes, he's right, i'm doing a science project for school and need a pair of her dirty panties for.... umm... inspection

    • @JAY-dg7du
      @JAY-dg7du 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +californiadreamin7 spit out my fuckin booz reading that one lol

    • @sanfordwhite7567
      @sanfordwhite7567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      emperorshand v
      Seven.street
      seven.street

  • @potatotofilms
    @potatotofilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I introduced my other guy friends to the gun culture, they we're all like, "Aw naw man I don't mess with real guns" -translation-, "I don't like guns because I'm a fuckin pussy and gunz are scary".
    I need to show this video to them.

    • @_theactionkid_7572
      @_theactionkid_7572 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      nopotato This video overglorifies gun culture in America, ignoring all the facts that say that owning one puts people you care about at risk

  • @mistagzestify1342
    @mistagzestify1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch these videos when I wake up and when I go to sleep to have a great day . Mercia!!!

  • @kevinhasch3097
    @kevinhasch3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Man do I feel like a pansy compared to these guys. Thanks for ruining my day

    • @atreyucampbell7630
      @atreyucampbell7630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MAN TF UP-!!!
      Too much?
      That's how we encourage each other.

    • @Clayvalue
      @Clayvalue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All you need is to get punched with gloves by your bros, put charisma into your highest state of mind. Like top 3 needs to be charisma. Or top 2. Fuck it. Then just hang around some hot girls, they’ll come🤷🏼‍♂️ shit just flows bro you need to learn

    • @sirsloth8579
      @sirsloth8579 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DUDE...go take a Mydol

    • @onichan9710
      @onichan9710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Either run out right now and buy a bunch of guns or get a boyfriend. Your choice.

    • @onichan9710
      @onichan9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tea Man Too late. Europeans can't be manly. Probably because of the tea drinking.

  • @maximdrake
    @maximdrake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    whats that blurred out thing at 2:22

  • @Ezzell_
    @Ezzell_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Who was the bikini model?

    • @irasac1
      @irasac1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danemoore4571 no shit

    • @mkhanson1440
      @mkhanson1440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      facebook.com/ladybeast87/?tn-str=k*F

    • @SPECTREYEYE
      @SPECTREYEYE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ken ezzell a pornstar

    • @SPECTREYEYE
      @SPECTREYEYE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh hell I left that comment 3 months ago on my other account

    • @htx.chrismai
      @htx.chrismai 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SPECTREYEYE you know the name of the girl on the couch?

  • @stevehungler6224
    @stevehungler6224 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A lot of people ask about the song at the end.
    Its from a band called Set Apart, the song is Your Counterfeit Jesus, it's on Itunes.
    I'd suggest listening before buying if your not into Heavy Metal. it's pretty heavy.