god, i hate the day you must be forced to do this.. never a proud moment.. idk y i just dont do the damn laundry earlier.. fucking stupiid procrastination on my part..
Skipjack647 He was, 75th ranger regiment, 2nd battalion, but I was making a joke. When seals fart they make no sound....get it? Because their anus is too large due to all the dicks they take in, so when they fart only air comes out.
Fuck the lockdowns. I live in the middle of the desert, and even if I DID live in a city, I wouldn’t go along with all the dumb and tyrannical quarantine rules.
Michael Hoppe those Park Rangers, man, they will fuck you up. You think going up against America's finest is bad, try being dragged out into the middle of nowhere and having to fend off the cougars. And not the drunk kind you find in bars, either.
Loved this, and I'm a civilian! I raised four male children (counting the husband), and there's not much in this video that I haven't experienced....thanks for the belly-laugh!
the part where you took the impressive dump reminded me a day out in 29 palms. after 2 weeks of MRE's we came back to the Quonset huts and one of our Plt Sgt's took a dump that was over 2 feet long and stayed in one piece. he was so impressed by it he picked it up and walked across the compound to our building and as he walked in he had to go past another unit in the front half and they were bailing out of his path in total disgust. when he got to our end everyone gathered around and congratulated him on the impressive feat. the guys from the other unit just didn't get it..... inside jokes are the best form of team building.
just about cried during the snoop dog skit! learned about you guys from sdtactical, awesome videos and very impressed with the love for the vets! keep on keeping on!
Ha ha ha, the clip of you singing in the car reminded me of when I was caught by a bunch a gals singing Shania Twain "every man of mine"..........while driving my repo truck and stuck on a draw bridge as it was going up.
It´s so refreshing to see a bunch of guys laughing at themselves and not trying to be prefect and unrealistic. This is more like spending time with your friends then watching youtube. Makes me feel old now but this is how TH-cam use to be, just good ol´fun!
My son is 9, I’m showing him what not to do. His sisters 16 & 18!have been kickboxing and boxing for years and they got the pads out schooling him. We love you, either way. He says Mat is tougher than that!!
Great video. From the last part I can tell that we know that our women have our number. It is great that she plays along anyway. Behind every man who thinks he is great is a greater woman who is rolling her eyes.
Pulled up to work circa 2001 blasting Britney. Two co-workers actually asked if it was coming from my car so I played the other 5 CDs. Ice Cube, Metallica, Sarah McLaughlin, Melissa Ethridge, and Indigo Girls. They were never surprised about anything else played in my car.
Dammit! Dude, I have "Gin & Juice" by Snoop Dogg in my driving mix, followed by "82nd All the Way", "Primo Victoria" and "The Attack of the Dead Men" by Sabaton. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahaha he said that he could box and then he was bad at boxing!!! and then later in the video he said he was good at the guitar but he really wasn't!!!!
>Pretend to know how to fight >Always sing in the car >Fuck laundry day >Cry over getting dumped >Watch romantic comedies >Pretend to workout >Get mad over video games I don’t know about you guys but this is definitely too relatable for me
no laundry was done in the making of this video.
..Are you, me? lol.
Lmao 😜
HaHaHa, I took note to how you didn't know any of the words to that rap song, but you sang Brittney like a champ!
Hes a year younger than me. Probably watched trl on mtv. I knew all the boyband top songs. And i listen to country lol
He'll No- Got 2 take that Man Card boys- we got Ourselves a Real funny Joker- Hand that Man Card over.
Also his dove was so manly...he knows all the moves :)
This video was too real lol
I grew up with three sisters I'm guilty of that shit too
The smell test....clean, clean, clean, cough cough cough.... maybe dirty... I'm so gilty of this.
god, i hate the day you must be forced to do this.. never a proud moment.. idk y i just dont do the damn laundry earlier.. fucking stupiid procrastination on my part..
That is exactly how I do my laundry.
same
Guilty as charged too 🤣🤣🤣
hilarious but true hahaha
1:52 A SEAL makes no sound when he farts.
felipegames12 Only bubbles.
I think he is/was a Ranger.
Skipjack647 He was, 75th ranger regiment, 2nd battalion, but I was making a joke.
When seals fart they make no sound....get it? Because their anus is too large due to all the dicks they take in, so when they fart only air comes out.
felipegames12 lol yeah. Like a prison fart. It sounds like a deep exhale.
Skipjack647 Yeah. The tighter the ass, the more sound it makes, take this as a life lesson.
the guitar one is so hilariously true.
Pussy is gud
Mark is all playing guitar like he sucks, unless you notice it was a Martin. Gotta be able to play a little if you dump Martin cash on an accoustic...
N.Afrika Erwin Rommel, but only for males.
@@ShadowReaper-pu2hx lol
Dude it’s harder than it looks
"I'll find a new chick tn." Sits in room and cries 😂😂
Well technically he DID find a new chick after this came out. Lol
I was very disappointed with your portrayal of a Navy SEAL...your shorts were far too large and loose.
very disrespectful
You're damn right about that. It is the Navy after all.
With every evolution the shorts get tighter. Bulg makes you a better warrior.
Don’t they wear speedos?
Need the ranger panties
0:10 that’s how people fought when I was in middle school 😂😂😂
that's how people fight even though I'm in high school lmao
Good one Mat - please keep your sense of humour as you get older, we need more like you.
Dude, you forget something... the bikini snap? WTF?
This was pre bikini snap this was one of his early videos.
When he was singing snoop i almost shat. Cause i did that shit yesterday.
***** so salty.
*****
Was that an Office Space reference? Fuck me, I need to rewatch that.
nelsonstephen20. Lol
Friends... then. real,,,,,ohhhhh yes my words exactly
I mean fuck yeah its snoop
Anyone else watching this during lockdown pissing themselves laughing?
Hell yeah brother
Fuck the lockdowns. I live in the middle of the desert, and even if I DID live in a city, I wouldn’t go along with all the dumb and tyrannical quarantine rules.
He was a ranger wasn't he?
yeah and his FB profile there is a pic of him.
no, a park ranger.
Michael Hoppe those Park Rangers, man, they will fuck you up. You think going up against America's finest is bad, try being dragged out into the middle of nowhere and having to fend off the cougars. And not the drunk kind you find in bars, either.
@@Halo2nothing11111 💀💀
Halo2nothing11111 lol
"Hi, I'm a Navy Seal and Fox News loves me." Lmao
Hey TH-camrs, this fellow happens to be a good friend. Please reply to him with the WORST comment you can think of...
you fr?
Cheese.
Wait, you mean you had his phone without his knowledge ...and this is all you did to ambush him?
What kind of friend ARE you!? 😝
“I’m a navy seal. Fox News loves me.” -best military quote ever
I'd love just to have Matt's cast off girlfriends. Damn Son! You Da Man.
2:14 -2:27 U GOT ME WHEN U SANG ALONG TO BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC
I’m 100% guiltily of the laundry one
Loved this, and I'm a civilian! I raised four male children (counting the husband), and there's not much in this video that I haven't experienced....thanks for the belly-laugh!
That last for muscle gains made me laugh the most :D tho whole vid is good
Lost it at Britney Spears. Good Vid
HAHAHAHA...The pre workout at the end was funny as hell hahaha...good stuff guys
Matt was a Ranger right?
Ye
+poisonstrudel WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?
75th rangers
poisonstrudel are ya dumb
You can tell he was a Ranger by the lisp...jus sayin!
the part where you took the impressive dump reminded me a day out in 29 palms. after 2 weeks of MRE's we came back to the Quonset huts and one of our Plt Sgt's took a dump that was over 2 feet long and stayed in one piece. he was so impressed by it he picked it up and walked across the compound to our building and as he walked in he had to go past another unit in the front half and they were bailing out of his path in total disgust. when he got to our end everyone gathered around and congratulated him on the impressive feat. the guys from the other unit just didn't get it..... inside jokes are the best form of team building.
Photos of that would have been Guinness World Record material.
❤
I miss sarah
ROTFLMAO, I'm retired Army infantry, I must say your videos help me fight my PTSD!
@@letmeknosumthin9264 You are not a service man, are you?
@@letmeknosumthin9264 wtf are you talkin about ?
Anyone who makes fun of the military is most likely in it or a veteran. Myself included
Agreed, best therapy ever
just about cried during the snoop dog skit! learned about you guys from sdtactical, awesome videos and very impressed with the love for the vets! keep on keeping on!
I miss her
“Ima get a new chik tonight” yeah homie I been there😂
No bikini snaps??? Im disappointed
How did I go 6 years without seeing this! Guess I am going to binge out on videos... Hella Funny! I'm not the only one who is "crazy".
Same. This got recommended to me today
Ha ha ha, the clip of you singing in the car reminded me of when I was caught by a bunch a gals singing Shania Twain "every man of mine"..........while driving my repo truck and stuck on a draw bridge as it was going up.
0:21 omg best part ever
operator cap, bad ass tats, come and take it shirt, whats not to like?
1:55 OMFG LMFAO!!!! YOU FARTED
I love how serious he looked when he was ready to box then weakly kicked it
haha, what? is this how people talk these days? just pointing out the most mundane things?
2:25 yoo you sure you're not Albanian mafia? lol that was amazing
this man is amazing.. Why am I just discovering him
Men Wrestle Bears and take out the garbage
Beaver Nation I thought it was real men wrestle garbage and take out the bears. ;)
yogi has it coming, always stealing those picnic baskets
Add one for massive muscle gains. lmfao!
The laundry parts are def me! LoL
Someone tagged me in the rap video you guys did and now I have found my new favorite youtube channel. Awesome
I just found this channel and I've been laughing all morning long great stuff
You just made a montage of the life cycle of most merican men from teenage to 50+! I have done most of that throughout my life at some point.
If key senior staff are donors to ActBlue, your company is not a conservative enterprise.
Lmao you're commenting this on a comedy skit called "Dumb Sh*t Guys Do."
Get a life dude.
Respect to SEALS, but Goddamn that shit was fucking hilarious with the pink bicycle.
It´s so refreshing to see a bunch of guys laughing at themselves and not trying to be prefect and unrealistic. This is more like spending time with your friends then watching youtube. Makes me feel old now but this is how TH-cam use to be, just good ol´fun!
Love your videos brother. Keep on making em.
how does you're wife/girlfriend whatever let you upload these!? haha, you guys are awesome!!
Haha...that was hilarious XD
Also you both make such a cute couple!
My son is 9, I’m showing him what not to do. His sisters 16 & 18!have been kickboxing and boxing for years and they got the pads out schooling him. We love you, either way. He says Mat is tougher than that!!
YES!! You’re driving past my home...Nashvegas!!!!
That clothes one is accurate af, litteraly me every morning trying to pick a shirt.
When he busted out singing brittany spears I spit my drink all over my bed laughing
And fox news loves me!!!
I feel like yalls relationship is golden props to both of you
Lmfao 1 scoop for muscle gain.... dumps the whole bottle!
Great video. From the last part I can tell that we know that our women have our number. It is great that she plays along anyway. Behind every man who thinks he is great is a greater woman who is rolling her eyes.
I want to know the back story to how you found out that was an actual cop.
Yo wtf, this channel is funny. How have I not seen this before
You remind me so much of Stifmeister during the first xbox scene.
Pulled up to work circa 2001 blasting Britney. Two co-workers actually asked if it was coming from my car so I played the other 5 CDs. Ice Cube, Metallica, Sarah McLaughlin, Melissa Ethridge, and Indigo Girls.
They were never surprised about anything else played in my car.
"Oh yes, Justin`s gonna love this one" lol
Dammit! Dude, I have "Gin & Juice" by Snoop Dogg in my driving mix, followed by "82nd All the Way", "Primo Victoria" and "The Attack of the Dead Men" by Sabaton. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for making vets laugh dude
I love that you have the same Laundry basket as we do and you also are MISSING THE LID. lmao
When he grenaded his girl 😂😂
You are Killin me! Funny as a.... gimme a minute I'll think of something.
20 inch blades! On a impala!
The SEAL part had me dying 😂😂😂😂
the best video ive ever watched
I lost it at "i'm a navy seal and fox news loves me" lol
theyre such a cute couple dude wtf
MBest11x : You crazy thing, you're going to get yourself banned from TH-cam. I hope to God that DON'T happen. I just love your videos.
ahahah, "snop doooooooooooog!" LOL
what song was that?
Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - The next episode
Sober, these videos are great.... a few beers later.... fuck yes lol. Thank you for what you do.
Dude i hate to say it but these earlier vids are way better than the new spaz shit. Also t0jessica was a way better chick than whoever glasses is.
The smelling laundry one is exactly how I do it
navy seal killed binladin but Jft2 have the longest sniper kill
you guys are cute….had me smiling. Nice to have good humor instead of the crap you hear on the news. Thanks for the laughs.
Sir, you seem like you'd be a good stifmeister, if you've seen the American pie movies yeah....
Great video
The last word I literally said out loud next to my family "Oh shit he's not gonna have a good shit for a month" and now there all stareing
I miss Sarah :( bring her back Matt
Yep. She's a loss.
No
I'm guilty of the clothes sniffing thing, to see if they're clean or dirty. 😂
The only part that was funny was the laundry part. Lol
Could relate to the drinking and 😢. Also being physically unsatisfied after a two minute slam bam
hahaha he said that he could box and then he was bad at boxing!!! and then later in the video he said he was good at the guitar but he really wasn't!!!!
Hahaha OMG you got it :O .................................... fucking tool.
I was talking about how he got the joke of that specific part of the video....and keep smoking your bong; waiving your peace signs, hippy.
No way Ben! Congratulations! (Ben is a real person Sherlock was based off of)
mamungo brown suuuuurre that was sarcasm. Stay ignorant.
Was that sarcasm or are yoy like a five year old?
1:33 - 1:51. Mainly 1:48 - :152. I died so hard lmfao
What is the song they are playing at the end of the video 3:22?
Darude sandstorm
@@legionofthedamned40k24 2013 called, they want their meme back
Lol shittiest insult ive seen all day 😂
Legit my favorite channel ever
Where was the bikini snap?
These two are the definition of relationship goals.
Why in the hell are you an American vet driving a toyota
+scavengertom imo a Chevy Colorado is a far superior truck
+mike c Because he has the freedom to do so.
Vets love Toyota trucks in my experience. A lot of them saw first hand what a hilux can handle.
because there is a reason that most american car brands have gone out of business, asian cars are better build.. sad but true
Ford is still the best. Ford F-150 forever.
>Pretend to know how to fight
>Always sing in the car
>Fuck laundry day
>Cry over getting dumped
>Watch romantic comedies
>Pretend to workout
>Get mad over video games
I don’t know about you guys but this is definitely too relatable for me
at 1:44 controllers not conected
Lol you know you're poor when...
That's called an "Upper Decker", when you shit in the top tank. We used to do that s*** at parties back in the day.😁
How was he a man for driving a Toyota 😂😂
How he absolutely sh*t himself then said "sup"
lol Drives a Toyota truck