Did a rotation in the box a few years back. One of our butter bars “safety killed” the ranger batts BC. Needless to say we got raided at 2 am by a company of rangers and no shit one of our privates got tea bagged by a ranger. Rangers don’t play fair and ended up getting kicked out of fort Polk for pissing everyone off. Good times. Welcome to Fort Polk. Where everything sucks and state bird is a mosquito.
@@calebyork5004 Reminds me of when another company stole my company's guide-on. The next night one our guys took a shit between that company's sleeping guide-on guards, snapped a picture of it, stole their guide-on, then shoved it in the battalion Sergeant Major's ruck a few days later. At the end of the month long stay in the field our battalion had a big BBQ where we fessed up... It lead to a massive company on company brawl. Two things that shouldn't be mixed... Copious amounts of alcohol and rival infantry companies fresh out of the field.
Not sure why there is still so muh discussion about this.. I used Liberal Tears in my comment as a direct response to the use of it in LUBE form in this particular video.. I guess jokes are wasted on this bunch. lol..
Just noticed you were almost disarmed by your kitchen counter, Mat. God, I watch your videos WAY too much. Can't get enough...keep it up! Thank you for your service!
You guys are awesome. Not a vet myself but have worked with vets for the last 17 years and they have always been great. Keep up the fun (loved the airsoft comment), and best of luck.
Just saying over here in Britain airsofters have a lot of respect for veterans and we laugh at ourselves for being posers. Because , lets face it, we're playing soldiers. Also I know quite a lot of ex military join in for a laugh. Not sure what it's like in 'Murica though. Keep up the good work, keeps me laughing :)
I was going to say something terrible about england and how america was so much better. But then I remembered my last two girlfriends were from manchester and the other was from chester. LOL
barbarianberzerk For some odd reason my british girlfriend isnt too thrilled about my Military/Law Enforcement Endeavors, she probably cant handle all My freedom, and my excessive use of "Murica" and Guns
Am I the only one that thinks that Steve Stifler (American Pie) grew a beard and got his own youtube channel??? I swear, the resemblance is uncanny! Love the channel. Hilarious!
True liberalism isn't called that anymore, it is called conservatism. We all know a real liberal isn't a democrat but it confuses people. You have to make your message simple like the democrats do or you won't educate low info voters. Like anything, it is crawl, walk, run.
Semper Scrotus Take your undermined stereotype elsewhere and get educated. There are some people that play airsoft that either own guns or have served in the military/LEO or both. So next time try not be a condescending idiot.
OrangeDiamond Barbarossa And you know this how? Have you spoken to every single member of SOF? I'm a UK base player, and I know of several guys who've been down range that are far more than REMF's who play, myself included.......
You said something about Texas Law, and you had mountains in your outdoor shot. from this I could figure out what city you are in. Ah, Tejas, so big, yet so few real mountains. Oh, and the action news van helped me confirm it the second time around.
Not at all the case. Not 48 hours ago, I played with players with recent backgrounds in the U.S. Army, Navy, Coast Guard, Air Force, and fellow Marines - and this is not unusual. As well as having a military service background, I've been immerged in one variety of competitive shooting or another since I was about 12. Welcome to Texas.
Dude you're like the Army's Stifler, I watched it twice and now I have a strong urge to buy some Jameson I hope they're sponsoring you. Funny love it not bad for Army...lol
+Muri Maguire you can still support gun rights and be a liberal. The difference between liberals and libertarians is that liberals want the government to help those who can not help themselves, while libertarians want the government not involving in peoples lives.
Mark Oliver Walsh I suggest you not take Bernie propaganda and regurgitate it back up, mindlessly. Scandinavia is far different from the U.S. with their own problems. It's nothing to brag about as a Socialist success.
They broke up?! So what now? Do we have to choose who we go with? Do we just get to see the other one on every other weekend? I can't take this at 30!! Lol, but really.....
Hey Matt Im on a special response team for a max prison in Ohio. Most of are former military and spent time down range we spent our lunch time watching your vids good shit we laughed the whole time keep it up.
As a gun-owning liberal I find forcing myself to cry directly onto my weapon was tedious and uncomfortable. My initial solution of bringing small bags of chopped onion on hiking trips upset the rest of my drum circle. Now I can get my weapon squeaky clean without the fuss or red eyes. Thanks, Article 15!
Everyone's shitting on airsoft when these guys fucking love them. Nothing says hypocrite than a pro-gunner hating on something that is just a big a target for libtards than real guns.
The reason we dis airsoft shooters, it's an easy target. Man up and don't be offended. I'll peg you in the head from over 100' with a pistol and no sight picture. Don't need no stinking rifle.
From the law enforcement world-Thanks for everything! Also...you guys are the greatest thing to ever happen to El Paso. I grew up there. Pops (ret Army) still makes home there in the Northeast not far from ya.
*sigh* Yeah, I should have guessed, they're usually bigger gear queers than anyone else. I have a nice gortex parka except the color. I won't wear it myself.
Holy Shit. Five videos in and I finally realized they sell t-shirts and shit! LMFAO! They need to do a video on how to not look like a psycho when you wear nothing but Art15 & RangerUp shirts. People in church look at me funny.
Matt, I'm a native Texan, a CHL holder, former competitive shooter, Sig owner, Jameson drinker, son of a sailor and twin brother of a marine (medical disqualification for me), and a liberal. We are not all what you might think we are. If you get to Fort Worth, let's have a drink. I might just change your mind a little about liberals. (Those Tumbler people are nuts!)
I want to join the Rangers but they told me I can't teabag after downing an enemy. To me that's bullshit, it instills fear into the surviving enemy
Did a rotation in the box a few years back. One of our butter bars “safety killed” the ranger batts BC. Needless to say we got raided at 2 am by a company of rangers and no shit one of our privates got tea bagged by a ranger. Rangers don’t play fair and ended up getting kicked out of fort Polk for pissing everyone off. Good times. Welcome to Fort Polk. Where everything sucks and state bird is a mosquito.
@@calebyork5004 Reminds me of when another company stole my company's guide-on. The next night one our guys took a shit between that company's sleeping guide-on guards, snapped a picture of it, stole their guide-on, then shoved it in the battalion Sergeant Major's ruck a few days later. At the end of the month long stay in the field our battalion had a big BBQ where we fessed up... It lead to a massive company on company brawl. Two things that shouldn't be mixed... Copious amounts of alcohol and rival infantry companies fresh out of the field.
Ahh good times!
@@calebyork5004 Sometimes I almost miss it enough to go back in, but that would mean leaving behind my DD214 security blanket.
Caleb York did JRTC there with the National Guard last June fuck the place
I'm in tears. And NO, they arent Liberal!
liberal has other meanings...
Bill Bengle
Unfortunately in the US the term has been bastardized.
Not sure why there is still so muh discussion about this.. I used Liberal Tears in my comment as a direct response to the use of it in LUBE form in this particular video.. I guess jokes are wasted on this bunch. lol..
As long as we don't cry crocodile tears, we should all be good to go.
"of couse you do, you're a paid actress" XD
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE
I'm not even American and even I cried a few patriotic tears while screaming "'Murika" thanks to this video
***** No, Canadian
***** Lol, he thought you were Russian.
We hold a close relationship Candida and the US
I have a bunch of art-15 shirts. Murika are brothers
@@flamma6096 spelling isn’t your strong suit is it?
Sincerely, a Texan
ordered my "pew professional" and "keep calm and operate on" last week
Terrance, hit me up on Facebook. I'd like to touch base with you.
+MBest11x DUde tell Ciazza aka THE NOSE I said Hi and that I apogize for almost "shooting him".
+MBest11x U guys are insane and I love it keep it up
Just noticed you were almost disarmed by your kitchen counter, Mat. God, I watch your videos WAY too much. Can't get enough...keep it up! Thank you for your service!
i love America's Patriots hugs from Germany
Love you to
I'm a German Soldier :) Greetings from Germany Buddy's
We dont hate you...we just hate all politicians and yours are more in tv than canadas. gues why?
Mtgoverkil
Ich hasse Patrioten
such freedoms. 'merica as fuck.
'Murica*
swallowin big loads of freedom
Liberal Tears. How do I subscribe 20 times?
+Gʀᴀʏ Fᴏx make dem false accounts bro, gotta bum-rush that shit.
oh god i know the people who genuinely say "Its MILSIM bro", i play airsoft but i treat it like a game not the real deal. hahahahahah
+john karol Kay?
jerry52346 ok lol
***** oh i completely understand, heres people like that at every field lol.
If the game mod has medics than its basically freeze tag
Lethal FPS basically
Just wanted to say a big THANK YOU for your service! You guys crack me up & I LOVE my freedom!!!
"i'm not shot.......I"m on my period".........frickin classic!!
I think I peed a little while watching this. Seriously funny!
You didn't pee a little, you just decided to piss on a terrorists dead body.
*****
His dick was releasing freedom.
You guys are awesome. Not a vet myself but have worked with vets for the last 17 years and they have always been great. Keep up the fun (loved the airsoft comment), and best of luck.
Just saying over here in Britain airsofters have a lot of respect for veterans and we laugh at ourselves for being posers. Because , lets face it, we're playing soldiers. Also I know quite a lot of ex military join in for a laugh.
Not sure what it's like in 'Murica though.
Keep up the good work, keeps me laughing :)
I was going to say something terrible about england and how america was so much better.
But then I remembered my last two girlfriends were from manchester and the other was from chester.
LOL
Better not start that whole argument up Haha.
Kudos to you :)
where i play/work its pretty much the same
barbarianberzerk For some odd reason my british girlfriend isnt too thrilled about my Military/Law Enforcement Endeavors, she probably cant handle all My freedom, and my excessive use of "Murica" and Guns
So much freedom *eyes tear up*
;)
Fucking love 'murican patriotism and veterans, much love from finland!
You sold me! Airborne! All The Way! Now......I'm going shopping for a new shirt and some liberal tears!
Am I the only one that thinks that Steve Stifler (American Pie) grew a beard and got his own youtube channel??? I swear, the resemblance is uncanny!
Love the channel. Hilarious!
You are spot on...
I'd get some of your shirts if i had the money. Thank you for your service, gentlemen, and please continue these vids, they're freakin awesome.
watching this in 2016.... I wish you people all the best and I hope y'all stay awesome!
"liberal tears". Good shit.
Perfect name!
Darius Sartorius I need this
Darius Sartorius yeah I know!
liberal tears, nice joke, but u shdnt confuse liberalism with democrat agenda BS
True liberalism isn't called that anymore, it is called conservatism. We all know a real liberal isn't a democrat but it confuses people. You have to make your message simple like the democrats do or you won't educate low info voters. Like anything, it is crawl, walk, run.
This stuff is gold. How have I not found this before? I'm going to binge watch the next few days.
Awesome videos!
Damn this was some good advertising
Airsoft, pls go
Semper Scrotus Take your undermined stereotype elsewhere and get educated. There are some people that play airsoft that either own guns or have served in the military/LEO or both. So next time try not be a condescending idiot.
ACTION AIRSOFT BATTLE VIDEOS - AMERICAN AIRSOFT
Couldn't have said better ;-)
OrangeDiamond Barbarossa
And you know this how? Have you spoken to every single member of SOF?
I'm a UK base player, and I know of several guys who've been down range that are far more than REMF's who play, myself included.......
70 airsofters disliked this video :DD
Lol I play Airsoft, and this is hilarious. "But it's milsim! So I need to have all my useless gadgets and night vision to operate!"
Article 15 Clothing?
Best.
Name.
Ever.
There was an ad for health care .gov before the video played LOL... MBest for the win!
I'm no veteran but I'm all for supporting them
Your videos are getting better and better. Congrats mate!
I can't stop laughing on how i can buy liberal tears
They're free every time you put your weapon on your belt.
You said something about Texas Law, and you had mountains in your outdoor shot. from this I could figure out what city you are in. Ah, Tejas, so big, yet so few real mountains. Oh, and the action news van helped me confirm it the second time around.
I often throw bottles of liberal tears at all passing Prius on the interstate and hope and change stickers.
i'm not sure if you lads know and you most likely didn't intend it, but this was probs the best ad for america i've ever seen. greetings from germany.
Two things we don't f**k with, rattlesnakes and condoms.
Holy shit man! The flag/fire/eagle/chopper transition is outstanding!
A whole, whole lot of MILSIM players are veterans, and a good few of those are valid contenders in various shooting circuits.
and all the others live in their mom's basement or are 12 yrs old.
Not at all the case. Not 48 hours ago, I played with players with recent backgrounds in the U.S. Army, Navy, Coast Guard, Air Force, and fellow Marines - and this is not unusual. As well as having a military service background, I've been immerged in one variety of competitive shooting or another since I was about 12. Welcome to Texas.
Well believe it or not, airsoft is a worldwide sport. You should get out more.
Samuel Gravelle so, I was twelve when I first beat an army sniper in a shooting competition.
Jonathan Cruz That's a cool story bro. Although I missed the part about why that is relevant.
Probably the best advertisement ever :D
I've got to get some "Liberal Tears" and some of those t-shirts!
Greets from Germany
Dude?!?!? Where is your girlfriend? Great video by the way!!!
Ahhhh....its been 19 years since I have "Operated" yet I feel right at home watching this *smiles*. Drive on Brother. Sua Sponte and RLTW!
"Shhuuuutttt it dowwwn now booooyys"
Epic commercial. 1:01 kinda reminded me of Stifler from American Pie for some reason :)
Send this to your local feminist group.
On it
Dude you're like the Army's Stifler, I watched it twice and now I have a strong urge to buy some Jameson I hope they're sponsoring you. Funny love it not bad for Army...lol
As a liberal I'd just like to say,
I would totally buy that gun oil.
+Muri Maguire you can still support gun rights and be a liberal. The difference between liberals and libertarians is that liberals want the government to help those who can not help themselves, while libertarians want the government not involving in peoples lives.
+Mark Oliver Walsh The government helping others who "can't help themselves" is the reason we're in such a shitty mess right now. It doesn't work.
***** If Scandinavia is so special and you're so eager to pay 60% in taxes, why don't you move there?
***** Scandinavia isn't special. Its just called First world minus the US
Mark Oliver Walsh I suggest you not take Bernie propaganda and regurgitate it back up, mindlessly. Scandinavia is far different from the U.S. with their own problems. It's nothing to brag about as a Socialist success.
Lol, thanks for the MilSim shout out Matt. Watched it twice in a row, had me rolling! RLTW
But...but...I do Milsim Airsoft...
So I'm loved....YAY :D
WHiiTExV3N0M
Same here m8
haha I don't think he was hating. He said he LOVES it when airsofters wear our gear. sooo I guess it means he likes it :D yayyyy!!!
>Milsim
Hahahahahahaha! Oh wait, you're serious... Let me laugh even harder, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
if you look close at the mag its a high cap and hes used that gun in most of his videos lol
"I'm not shot. It's just my period".....Gag!!! Hilarious!!
This is fucking beautiful Michael Akers john almand David Combs
Liberal Tears ahahahahahahahaah
Trevor Simko i follow that guy on IG!! you should too BAMF of the century
Every single video of yours I have watched has left me laughing my ass off! You guys and gals rock.
They broke up?! So what now? Do we have to choose who we go with? Do we just get to see the other one on every other weekend? I can't take this at 30!! Lol, but really.....
2:19 OBAMA TURNED MY FROG GAY WITH CHEMICALS!
So, Where's the Hottie Blonde from the other videos? I was seriously let down...
absolutely love the ghost gun tidbit yall added. it still gives me a good laugh :)
You can be a Democrat and still support the military and love guns, but I still loved this video.
Very clever commercial. Lots of great ideas jammed in there. The dry heave was awesome. You look like a pro!
Almost Sh*t myself on the supposed gunshot wound..
Hey Matt Im on a special response team for a max prison in Ohio. Most of are former military and spent time down range we spent our lunch time watching your vids good shit we laughed the whole time keep it up.
I'm a liberal, but I like both guns and the military. That's ok though.
+LESTR97 then your not a liberal you may be a democrat but not a liberal so far.
+LESTR97 You are not a social justice warrior
Haha...best vid ever! LMFAO! That period part was hilarious.
what happened to the blond girlfriend?
They broke up
even after they made that awesome vacation video? wtf
How could they break up and not act like it would affect us? So sad.
Fernando Descailleaux which one lol.
+Cortney Disselkoen How selfish of them, right?
LoL I thought the lady's necklace was a tattoo and I was like "dafaq!" when it was gone after the bikini snap xD
As a gun-owning liberal I find forcing myself to cry directly onto my weapon was tedious and uncomfortable. My initial solution of bringing small bags of chopped onion on hiking trips upset the rest of my drum circle. Now I can get my weapon squeaky clean without the fuss or red eyes. Thanks, Article 15!
New to your channel, and already LOVING IT!!!!!!!!
I own a few of your Shirts and they f*cking rule. Semper
I love all of their videos as well as the shirts. I gotta get my beard on after watching that!
You know semper just means always right?
+Lee Chieffalo Fi?
So what you are saying is, that if I have a beard, an AR15, but I am fat, your shirts will provide instant washboard freedom abs and women?! I'm sold
Chick with shaved head.. am in love.
Para Plays right?
plz link to pron
Dude i just wanna say all your videos are so funny i love them!!! keep up the good work man and thanks for serving our country man!!!! MERICA!!!!!!!!
Everyone's shitting on airsoft when these guys fucking love them. Nothing says hypocrite than a pro-gunner hating on something that is just a big a target for libtards than real guns.
Id rather stick to the real thing anyways
The reason we dis airsoft shooters, it's an easy target. Man up and don't be offended. I'll peg you in the head from over 100' with a pistol and no sight picture. Don't need no stinking rifle.
it's a joke.
robert istrate
Come on you have to make your joke too! :))
he was joking
The whole segment at 1:55 made me laugh so fucking much
You're the manliest man I have ever met
Where has this channel been all mg life funniest videos man!
What happened to Sarah?!
From the law enforcement world-Thanks for everything! Also...you guys are the greatest thing to ever happen to El Paso. I grew up there. Pops (ret Army) still makes home there in the Northeast not far from ya.
This gives me a great idea! I can sell all of my UCP MOLLE crap to Airsoft players!
lol, nobody wants UCP, and I mean nobody
*sigh* Yeah, I should have guessed, they're usually bigger gear queers than anyone else. I have a nice gortex parka except the color. I won't wear it myself.
Smenny
But UCP is so "operator" and is so good for blending in with other gear queers.
MrDevin712 Ha ha. Every time I see UCP I automatically assume NG or reserves. It's like a hand-me-down.
Shawn Stephenson
UCP is so terrible. Multicam looks better to look at but it's still only good for one environment.
I was depressed but now I'm just drunk and laughing my ass off! keep it up!
where is the blond ??
"Im not shot..."
That one killed me!
What happened to Sarah?
That was a hell of a commercial, you guys should run this at the superbowl!
Where is a blondie from the first videos?
1:33 matts face when someone curses
Sarah?
Holy Shit. Five videos in and I finally realized they sell t-shirts and shit! LMFAO! They need to do a video on how to not look like a psycho when you wear nothing but Art15 & RangerUp shirts. People in church look at me funny.
Does Jameson sponsor you? They should.
that ... I aint shot, I on me period ... made me laugh ! :)
Freedom for the win!
Lol gotta love the sharpwriter picture on the computer at the beginning
Matt, I'm a native Texan, a CHL holder, former competitive shooter, Sig owner, Jameson drinker, son of a sailor and twin brother of a marine (medical disqualification for me), and a liberal. We are not all what you might think we are. If you get to Fort Worth, let's have a drink. I might just change your mind a little about liberals. (Those Tumbler people are nuts!)
Don't Touch My Coffee Well said
***** shut up you immigrant, go back to Europe..
+xXP1LLZxX (as he has Che Guevara as his picture..)
***** how about we fight and if I win you go back to Europe?
***** typical white guy ;) can't fight with hands so they get a gun lol white dudes always trying to compensate for a small penis..
I think we need a new shirt Mat, "Two things we don't fuck with, rattlesnakes and condoms".
EPIC.
every room he walked in there is a gun
+Ethan Taylor wait does that surprise you?
Omg...Liberal Tears as a gun lubricant. I'm buying lol.
They need a ART47 line...
Umm, what?
GASP the pew professional shirts for women are on sale! Thank you for listening to my request! I can not wait to wear it with pride.
No Sarah?
You didn't hear? She moved to Alaska and decided to live with a wild pack of wolves.
MBest11x A wolf bitch? Still hot!
*Sniffle Sniffle* BOOT WHY!?
+MBest11x Well give her my number then my real name is Spanish for village of wolves.
I LOVE the shirt. "Fort Bragg. Where even the STD's are Airborne".
hm. guess these videos stopped being funny. too bad you dont have that gorgeous, classy blonde girl anymore. think she was every ones favorite part.
that stfu part came in sooo fucking handy thanks matt
Someone needs to make a gif of 0:51-0:54
yes then send me it!!
Girls are hot, there's guns, alcohol, and patriotism. You sir have earned a subscriber