i've had a Samsung for over 2 years now. I still don't understand what Bixby actually does. All I know is that it needs updates sometimes and that whenever I launch it I immediately wish to terminate it. 💀
Can you delete your Bixby account? The best strategy is to never sign up/ register/ whatever. But AI will probably sign you up when you aren't looking...
its just competing with the Aura ring, which is exactly the same price, but the aura has a required subscription which is why Samsung thinks they will win out the same market. The price will definitely end up coming down.
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907Yeah, a lot to unpack here. First of all, Cook has always been open. Secondly, what’s wrong with it? Third, why do you hate capitalism? 😅
@@Blacksmith574 The hype will go away - they all do. The tech was here before the hype and will stay after it - it just won’t be shoved as a label onto toasters and screwdrivers :)
Remember when Siri was a thing? I really don't know anyone who uses these assistants that much to base their purchasing decision on overhyped assistants. AI is another tech bubble like Blockchain (whatever happened to that?)
@@housepianist I specifically ask for expandable storage and a battery capacity of 5000 mAh. That usually narrows the options down to two phones, neither of which Samsung or Apple.
@@MaiAoleithe people who really need that are few. I have a phone with 512gb, it's more than enough for me. Most of the time I have network access, so even if I were to run out of space, which is very unlikely, I could just dump the junk onto my home NAS. So the only real reason to need a card is when you're off-grid and need lots of space, and what that would be for? Pics and videos? An external SSD will solve that issue.
@@housepianist Thats not the point , some people do , and the whole point of buying a flagship phone is the convenience of having all the features , like a headphone jack , SD card , led notification light , ir blaster , accessories in the box ...... none of which samsung supply anymore ...... because it is all about profit these days , they dont give a shit about convenience , it is just profit , other companies the same , but samsungs early days having all the bells and whistles made samsung phones the ones to have , today ..... not so much ..
I've owned Samsung cell phones for many years. Purchased a Fold 4 and it lasted for a year before the screen delaminated and failed. A $1500 phone should last more than a year. I doubt that I'll ever own another Samsung cell phone.
1:17 Still too much work. I'll stick to typing "centered drawing of Eiffel Tower with trees next to it and fireworks" into Bing Image Creator and pressing enter.
otoh, do you really need sleep analysis? And how reliable is it, as opposed to guesswork? Most watches can do it, I bet the apple watch can do it too (though I find the idea of wearing a watch on bed uncomfortable). It's a solution to a problem that doesn't exist. The real way to get good sleep is to go to bed at a reasonable time. There's a nursery rhyme for that, and it's free.
@@BoraHorzaGobuchul Yeah it is just ridiculous. People are so amendment about forcing tech into everything, some things are just better done the simple way.
-I love bixby -"Set a time for 5 minutes" -"Sorry.. I didn't understand" -"Set a time for 5 minutes" -"Sorry I didn't un-" -"SET A TIMER FOR 5 MINUTES" -"..."
@@baddest_dave Idk, he seems to have a point. Apples kind of on the same boat alongside quite a few Lenovo lineups and asus lineups. Come to think of it, there isn't really much that most new technology has done that couldn't be done on something made 4 or 5 years ago. When it comes to computers I think the most interesting thing to me would be the framework laptop. And that one is an advancement that we should have had decades ago.
I wouldn't say so. I've had all kinds of phones, from cheap Chinese ones to Apple, HTC, Sony, LG, and SGS. I've had sgs7, 8, note 10, now using SGS22. I can say that SGS generally have longer useful life than most other phones I've had, they tend to get SW updates for longer, and these updates don't make them unusable. The only gripe is the Knox thing that prevents you from rooting if you don't want to void your warranty. Then again, nowadays one rarely needs root for most use cases.
The last wrist watch i've bought had a battery life of 6+ years. Well, now that i think about it, the phone we had back when i was a child didn't need charging either. I think i get one of these again.
I have been buying last year's Samsung Ultra phone every second year but now I'm thinking of just keeping the one I have until it breaks. It's getting too expensive and you really don't get anything extra anymore.
Is that supposed to be a real celebrity? Or a completely fake made up celebrity? Or a fake AI version of a real celebrity? I'm not sure if I'm supposed to already know who she is.
I have both z fold 5 and z fold 6.. I kept questioning the fold 6 with its quality... everything about it felt incredibly flimsy even down to the hinge.. the z fold 5 feels incredibly solid.. im returning the z fold 6 because finally people are starting to stop being in denial.
"MY AIs ARE UP HERE" 😂
ehEyes
My AI is down there
Goated 🐐 comment 😂
MY AI's are back there in my ring, where all AI's are !
I was drinking water, I almost choked 😂😂😂😂
"it can watch TH-cam videos for you, so i don't get any revenue"😂💀
Sam's gotta be crying on the inside
lol yeah I lost it with that part too😂
😂😂😂😂😂
1:36 "Settle down darling, my ai-eyes are up here." 😅
"The fastest watch ever made! Which is not good for keeping time!" 🤣🤣🤣
That's right! A watch can't turn faster than one second per second!
Watch out! This watch is so fast!
I prefer Game & Watch!
It's for quicksilver
i've had a Samsung for over 2 years now. I still don't understand what Bixby actually does.
All I know is that it needs updates sometimes and that whenever I launch it I immediately wish to terminate it. 💀
lolz same here...i went a step further n got a samsung without a physical bixby button
Can you delete your Bixby account? The best strategy is to never sign up/ register/ whatever. But AI will probably sign you up when you aren't looking...
Bixby is good at performing phone tasks better than Google assistant or Siri. Not the best assistant though.
Bixby's sole purpose is to offer us a button to remap to whatever we want :D
I banished him from the power button and haven't seen him since
You need to introduce yourself as Sam Sung when you do these.
With how Sweeney was eyeing him, I'll say he is Sam Hung
At £399, Samsung can stick their Galaxy up their ring. 😂
its just competing with the Aura ring, which is exactly the same price, but the aura has a required subscription which is why Samsung thinks they will win out the same market.
The price will definitely end up coming down.
It's a first gen one of a kind.
Alpha models are always expensive
to be fair, good sensors are freaking expensive.
🤣🤣🤣
* their ring up their Galaxy
This just in: In response to Tim Cook announcing that he was gay, Samsung CEO Han Jong-hee said that he was not only gay, but also waterproof.
Exactly. They want so badly to be an apple, they dont even question if they should in the first place.
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907Yeah, a lot to unpack here. First of all, Cook has always been open. Secondly, what’s wrong with it? Third, why do you hate capitalism? 😅
Waterproof ?
“The inside is completely dry!” :D
You either die a hero or live long enough to start thinking differently.
Imagine buying a ring just to see your heart rate. They literally removed it from the phones to sell it at 400$
samsung S5 wasnt it?...been so long i cant remember
@@DaSlothothe the s10 was the last to have the heart rate sensor if i remember correctly
@@franciscostephens4046Yep. I used to use it when I was bored at work
@@franciscostephens4046 my note10 lite doesn't have it. i think s8 was the last to have it. my s7 does
My Note 9 has it.. but everyone called it a gimmick wasn't it? And Samsung eventually removed it. I don't fault Samsung for this.
Fastest watch? I'll never be late to anything again!
It's faster than time itself 💀
Hey that young man says random words SPOT ON
...and one for your bank account... 😂 Savage.
Hi, you called? I swore you called!
It's his enthusiasm when he keeps shouting the "all new".... 😹
That's my favorite part. Never lowers his enthusiasm for that phrase 😂
no more spending money on phones
Samsung😎
Because you’re really spending money on a camera. I never use the phone part of my phone. Like ever.
POPULAR INDIAN BAND CALLED ONE DIRECTION? 😂😂😂😂
maybe he's confused
I dont get it?? Whats funny? Wrong reference?
@@ChrisDied Yep it was a wrong reference sarcasm/joke
@@ChrisDiedYou do realise the presenter of this video is Bixby right ?
Band not brand
Anyone else fed up with AI marketing bull crap?
It will fade away sooner or later. Just have to sit through it :)
@@MioszMichaowskiyou clearly don’t work in hi-tech, AI will never go away.
@@Blacksmith574 The hype will go away - they all do. The tech was here before the hype and will stay after it - it just won’t be shoved as a label onto toasters and screwdrivers :)
Not only is it completely useless but it’s also embarrassing how they only talk about ai 💀
Remember when Siri was a thing? I really don't know anyone who uses these assistants that much to base their purchasing decision on overhyped assistants. AI is another tech bubble like Blockchain (whatever happened to that?)
Samsung has gotten too expensive and they removed the SD card slot.
Well, they’ve probably figured out that hardly anyone uses a micro sd slot on phones today.
@@housepianist I specifically ask for expandable storage and a battery capacity of 5000 mAh. That usually narrows the options down to two phones, neither of which Samsung or Apple.
@@MaiAoleithe people who really need that are few. I have a phone with 512gb, it's more than enough for me. Most of the time I have network access, so even if I were to run out of space, which is very unlikely, I could just dump the junk onto my home NAS. So the only real reason to need a card is when you're off-grid and need lots of space, and what that would be for? Pics and videos? An external SSD will solve that issue.
@@housepianistmore like they realized they can just charge you a lot more money for different storage sizes and there's nothing we can do
@@housepianist Thats not the point , some people do , and the whole point of buying a flagship phone is the convenience of having all the features , like a headphone jack , SD card , led notification light , ir blaster , accessories in the box ...... none of which samsung supply anymore ...... because it is all about profit these days , they dont give a shit about convenience , it is just profit , other companies the same , but samsungs early days having all the bells and whistles made samsung phones the ones to have , today ..... not so much ..
😂😂 3 sensors 1 for your heart,1 for your sleep and one for your bank account
$400 for a smart ring 💀
Without subscription
Samsung😎
@@DaSlothoYou didn't even watch the Samsung Unpacked Event and you wanna comment like you know everything
@@CODM100xSamsung😎
Samsung😎
Apparently the average consumer must have a lot more money than I have - this shit is getting more expensive every year! xD
That ring. I have something else in mind where I could put that on.
The Flip's lenses look like Minions' goggles lmao
Yeah lol
You didn’t mention the Galaxy Buds 3 and 3 Pros and how they look really identical to the AirPods Pros 😂
...and now the Samsung employees are on strike ¡For first time ever! 😅
Galox Wars: The Empire Strikes Back!
Samsung Dev Team: “Hey Bixby, watch WWDC for me. Then copy everything”
This Samsung event has to be one of the worst, cringey event
How is that worst when they just released the Galaxy Ring? You are probably an Apple sheep? 😆
@@Gurenn83You’re the one sounding like a sheep here.
@@Gurenn83 Android fanboys do a good job of exposing themselves
Moreso samsung really other Android bases are way smarter
Everytime I get a notification on Samtime, I just start laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
"..of this popular indian band, called One Direction!" 💀☠
the yearly parade of overpriced gimmicks noone needs
So the same boring apple phone design is what we need???? What???? Plus tomorrow's pricing???? What????? I'm dead
my S20 phone has been amazing for 4 years now but is reaching the end of its life; I need a new phone.
At least they didnt do an Apple and make the same phone for a decade and no other phone
@@Ape-wh9qx You're such an android fanboy that it's embarrassing
@@panduino2156 another android fanboy
I'd never pay $399 for that ring...lol
20 bucks at most
@@GraveUypo 10 bucks take it or leave it
I'm always here for the GALOX and you can't stop me!
Same! GALOX and DJ Koh!
@@cjeelde Like DJ Koh always say: "DA F***?!"
Samsung ring will probably alert your wife you are cheating on her
Just like your Apple device broadcasting your messages across every Apple item you own 😆
Smartwatches already did that several times when they sent "Your husband just finished his workout" in the middle of the night
@@spatiumowl 🤣🤣
Preventing all the little timmies from saying first
you literally are one of them😭
@@Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT How?
I'm a simple man I see SamTime post I click😂
You're videos never get old. Keep it up Tom Tucker.
Scamsung: Yesterday's copied hardware, tomorrow's price 😂
If Sam gets the Galaxy Ring, maybe his double-chin will go away
Sometimes, even your fingers need a smarter wardrobe! 😅 (galaxy ring)
1:38 - Lets a random celebrity in the audience🤣
I don't even know who that chick in the audience was. She didn't seem very bright.
That's is Sydney Sweeney
I have zero idea. If she's "famous", well, she's not recognized as such by anyone I know.
@@jakreuYou might want to look her up for a couple of reasons...
She became rather popular after Madame Web
@@tarfap.kpamber9732😂 well played
4:02 they are Korean not Indian 🤣
he's ROASTING them
When they said that this is Samsung's fastest watch, for a split second I thought it could make time move faster😂😂😂😂...
* Waits faster *
I've owned Samsung cell phones for many years. Purchased a Fold 4 and it lasted for a year before the screen delaminated and failed. A $1500 phone should last more than a year. I doubt that I'll ever own another Samsung cell phone.
You gotta admit the user experience is way better than other phones could hope to offer
You forgot to mention that it's also more expensive than all previous generations
Samsung got tired of apple copying so they decided to copy apple instead
Atleast because of this the old ones will be cheaper!
Every impulse buyer should watch this channel before buying a product. It will take away their impulse! 😀 Great parody!
03:08 ........ Until they add a subscription tier later.... 😏🤣🤣🤣
😎🇬🇧
4:48 Wow, Look. I can't believe there was a time when Sam had no rings around his neck!
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
As an Apple fan, he’s the only person who cracks me up. Even while roasting Apple. True comical.
1:20 drawrings for sure
CREATIVES YOU CAN LOSS YOUR JOB TOO 😂😂😂
You should ask Bixby AI where the all new ring goes. At least celebrity likes it.
1:17 Still too much work. I'll stick to typing "centered drawing of Eiffel Tower with trees next to it and fireworks" into Bing Image Creator and pressing enter.
"MY FRENCH CEO TOLD ME"
jus put the fries in the bag bro 😭🙏
That young man has truly mastered modern online English.
I dont sign my emails with my name, I sign them with your name.
"My French CEO"... right of the bat... haha. This one is loaded with hilarity.
Because using Samsung health will be painful enough 😂😂
Everyone is ordering it. What world are you living in?
"My AI's are up here' lol
Every time he says "Introducing the all new...." I get chills.
0:09 Pedro Jaguar!
Samtime is keeping me updated on tech news without me even knowing that it's happening.
More of the same and for yet higher prices! (Looking at you Samsung and Apple) Oh, I forgot the ring and more AI. So useful...
And the GALOX RING
So if you want to upgrade from last model is a flop?? Ok sounds fair. What about upgrading from a 4 year old? Still a flop??
Sydney Sweeney is just gorgeous. Just like Sam's voice.
😂Who else see same smartphone ad before this video
all jokes aside, detecting sleep apnea can be extremely useful
True, but there are 20 USD gadgets you can use that instead of crappy 400 USD ring.
Why does the ring cost more than an iPad
Because it's different from an ipad
@@CODM100xbut an iPad can do more
@@Fire_King5141lol 😂 you cannot wear or carry an iPad always with you. For example for sleep analysis do you hug your iPad or what??
otoh, do you really need sleep analysis? And how reliable is it, as opposed to guesswork? Most watches can do it, I bet the apple watch can do it too (though I find the idea of wearing a watch on bed uncomfortable).
It's a solution to a problem that doesn't exist. The real way to get good sleep is to go to bed at a reasonable time. There's a nursery rhyme for that, and it's free.
@@BoraHorzaGobuchul Yeah it is just ridiculous. People are so amendment about forcing tech into everything, some things are just better done the simple way.
Small price hike was sooo extra. The phone was already damn expensive to begin with. It may have been the straw that broke camel's back for me.
-I love bixby
-"Set a time for 5 minutes"
-"Sorry.. I didn't understand"
-"Set a time for 5 minutes"
-"Sorry I didn't un-"
-"SET A TIMER FOR 5 MINUTES"
-"..."
Let a tiger core file manures? Ok.
"The Flip is a favorite of this popular Indian band called One Direction." 💀
I just preordered flip6 and got 700$ trade in credit for my S20 with cracked screen....
Samsung has been releasing trash for years.
You will surely come to edit this comment later, when you know what the products can do, for now, let's say you don't know anything about them yet
As a former Samsung consumer, let's not.
@@baddest_dave Idk, he seems to have a point. Apples kind of on the same boat alongside quite a few Lenovo lineups and asus lineups.
Come to think of it, there isn't really much that most new technology has done that couldn't be done on something made 4 or 5 years ago.
When it comes to computers I think the most interesting thing to me would be the framework laptop. And that one is an advancement that we should have had decades ago.
I wouldn't say so. I've had all kinds of phones, from cheap Chinese ones to Apple, HTC, Sony, LG, and SGS. I've had sgs7, 8, note 10, now using SGS22. I can say that SGS generally have longer useful life than most other phones I've had, they tend to get SW updates for longer, and these updates don't make them unusable. The only gripe is the Knox thing that prevents you from rooting if you don't want to void your warranty. Then again, nowadays one rarely needs root for most use cases.
Speaking of Bixby, does anyone remember Bada OS 😂
"The fastest watch ever built ... which isn't very good for timekeeping".
Genius.
Wow that ring is pretty silly
Modern tech flops harder than a seal having a seizure
The last wrist watch i've bought had a battery life of 6+ years. Well, now that i think about it, the phone we had back when i was a child didn't need charging either. I think i get one of these again.
Watching Samsung event:👎
Watching Samtime:👍
I love how you're trying to pose as legit, but in reality you're an Apple shill.
Whatever made you think that?
i love how he forgot to mention the buds
Settel down darling my ais are up here 😂😂
I have been buying last year's Samsung Ultra phone every second year but now I'm thinking of just keeping the one I have until it breaks. It's getting too expensive and you really don't get anything extra anymore.
4:17. Thankyou. You said it correctly. Love from a banana bender.
Here's a young man saying random words: (young man makes monkey sounds) Ooh, ooh, ooh.
The flopables 💀
Samsung>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Apple😎,Samsung😎
A silly voice does not a parady make Padwan.
Apple will be happiest today after seeing Samsung copied Apple watch😂😂😂😂
Hope that guys will not try to put that Galox Ring on the "11th finger" 🤣🤣
Is that supposed to be a real celebrity? Or a completely fake made up celebrity? Or a fake AI version of a real celebrity? I'm not sure if I'm supposed to already know who she is.
Upcoming plant that’s spiced to be the new Julia Roberts. Name is Sydney Sweeney. She was in euphoria
@@TheSmokeWatcher who ? lolz
@@DaSlotho she's blonde and busty 😂 that's all that matters these days
@@TheSmokeWatchernah, that's what used to matter, now she's got to be a strong female character, too
Was that Sydney Sweeney?
The Indian band One Direction 😆 😅
I have both z fold 5 and z fold 6.. I kept questioning the fold 6 with its quality... everything about it felt incredibly flimsy even down to the hinge.. the z fold 5 feels incredibly solid.. im returning the z fold 6 because finally people are starting to stop being in denial.
It's a "flop" before it's been actually shipped?