Gold mine? I’m surprised this is even ALLOWED to be on sale. My god, so many people going to have permanent eye damages and issues with this… At least with damn phones, it’s not forced to your literal head and eye sockets unless you take it off…
if that didn't work, buy apple vision pro max super ultra, for *$425465732468675445345345438562348045348965893423783*-4qbytuliaewbt6vpoaewnyt89342hvtuiewcytkjlw4gbtreyg zdbriuh ers89g er0uyg389p rhagr898p9vgty80aw ty80aer h- edit note: i had a stroke and idk why
As somebody who used to be all in on anything Apple and even was one of the very first purchaser of Newton, wearing this anywhere other than inside your own house is ridiculous.
In a decade you'll look like a weirdo if you don't wear one, just like today you'll be labeled as "weirdo" if you don't have a smartphone. Welcome to the future. A dystopian future without the cool industrial aesthetics.
So true, 3500 for an unfinished product with cheap plastic front whereas everything else seems to be of better quality? I don't see anything that this device could do better than a Quest 3 which is much cheaper than this. I am not ready to pay 3500 USD to test a product for Apple.
@cmdrstevemcmaru7417 Yeah, they should’ve used cast-iron, or any other material that would add to the weight of something that you are wearing on your face
We should go back to the old system when hd meant 1080p, 720p was originally the resolution for a high definition disk, it was never meant to be considered high def for anything else.
Thats what happens with Fads especially ones created by the Apple reality distortion field, we have a brief period of mass hysteria, But then like all fads furby, tamagotchi VR, 3D Movies, 3D TV's, VR Again, they come to an end !
Yep, absolutely right. I work with some engineers and they tried to use VR headsets for our customers to do little repairs by themselves with remote support from our engineers and thought, welp, too overpriced for me but it might be interesting for companies. But no fast dataport is just another nail in the coffin.
@@mumenraider I wish that worked, and would consider it despite the absurd 300$ price, but... it seems this expensive dongle won't even allow you to use Apple's own USB dongles (or to plug in USB storage). Instead it will only allow you to connect the Vision Pro to a Mac.
that's apple for you.. trying to get rid of all the ports. when they killed usb, I refused to buy a new interface for a higher price just because that dumb thunderbolt. I moved to PC
if I may ask, why woudl you ever want to use this over, say, a computer, in your professional work? it seems to me that for the same price you can get both a beefy computer and a good set of either headset or sound system that'll do everything better this thing. but maybe I am missing something.
Apple vision pro comes with some great optional extras Apple opticians plus for all the eye issues 299 dollars a month Apple healthcare plus for all the inevitable vision pro related injury's 499 dollars a month and Apple plastic surgery pro, for all the face dents wearing this will cause 799 dollars a month !
Don't forget the new Apple iFreud Pro Max Ultra for all the psychological challenges you will face living immersively in an artificial world (i.e. cyber bullys that you can now see).
3:20 That's called Vergence-accommodation conflict, is known to be experienced with all Virtual Reality in general and also occurs with Magic Eye illusions
I love how this is basically a quest pro in apple clothes when people hated the quest pro particularly the price but this costs more has a tiny fov and is heavy
Because they have different purposes, the Vision Pro is more for everyday life and lifestyle but the meta quest is made to play games and a few other things
Thanks for the video. This is the best comedy/tech channel I’ve come across. I’ve been watching and sharing for a while now. Keep it up! I look forward to see millions of subs.
Sam :"The all new Apple Vision Pro, if you see the spinning beach ball of death ,you're either having a stroke or you need to return the headset,the choice is yours but think fast" 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I love the quest too, it was a positive surprise when I used it first, the pass-through sure is not lifelike but the depth is pretty accurate, the FOV is large and virtual graphics are pretty high res. For the price it's a great piece of tech
The cross-eyed thing at 3:20, happens to a bunch of people with VR as VAC. or vergence-accomodation conflict. It's due to the screen lens being ... "Not Real"ly there, so your eyes lose coherence with distance when you start to track objects at a distance and you don't lose/gain focus. Foveated Rendering and eye-tracking helps, and there's various remedies, but some people can't handle the mis-match of distance and near/far sigh focus switching. There's also a lot of VR nausea that can happen. The thing generally is, don't force it, because your brain will habituate if you start small, switch to doing something else before you get stronger symptoms. AR tends not to have as much locomotion nausea, but fast-paced jarring movement where your body is stationary can throw your vestibular system into panic/anxiety mode. There are some fancier ways to handle the problems of VAC, especially around handling motion sickness or other phenomena. The same issues come up with Stereo 3D video or Stereo based 3D VR games, because as you move the objects in the AR space, they distort and parallax in a different way to the lens/camera being able to abstract and project the same images from the camera to the display. AR based games, use a different format of 3D interaction as a result, because the synthetic space needs to be both mapped and shown to match the camera and camera distortions.
Not sure why vision Pro issues aren't trending and not being rage on TH-cam. Apple logic of users being the problem they found on their expensive product never fails.
When you spend 3500$ on something luxury like that you really hard want to belive its grate, normal human behavior, some companies farm that hard :) Old saying is its easier to fool someone than make him realise hes been fooled 😉
No youtube on it?? Toss that trash. $3500 for VR?? You could build an epic full sim racing setup. You could build an epic gaming PC with a 4080. Unreal. Just like Teslas, we have to thank the early adopters for funding the R&D.
I remember ferociously eating carrots every time I used my VirtualBoy, because I was a dumb kid who believed that they were good for your eyes. Later in life, I learned that it was just a line the Brits told the Jerries when it seemed oddly consistent that they knew the planes were coming. I also learned it was a terrible idea to have a screen strapped to my head for hours on end.
VR doesn't make you go cross eyed. It does strain your eyes to look close, but you should just take breaks and look in the distance to balance it. I've been using it for years and I still have perfect vision.
LOL this video was hilarious. "Sam Tucker head of Apple Excuses." "Have a problem with low resolution friends.....hang out with MKBHD, because he's always in hi-def" LOL. "If you wear the headset long enough then you will start deforming your face and you will look like that emoji" hahahahahahaha and that guy takes off the headset really looking like the emoji. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fantastic as always, though I'm surprised you didn't bring up the plastic lenses. You'd think for 3.5k you'd be getting tempered glass but nope! Soft, scratchable, non replaceable plastic. Better hope you don't use anything abrasive!
Apple consumers will literally buy anything. I'll stick to my Quest 3 which has by far a lot more usability and options while costing a fraction of an Apple product. PC Link cable let's me play Steam VR. It's perfect.
Not really. Eyes won’t and don’t need to focus that close. The magic of lenses. Your eyes look at more distant images placed at virtual distances that are mimicking walls, screens, objects on tables in front of you, etc. surely you understood this. But maybe not.
@@billr3053I don't think so The lenses in the headset won't focus according on what wall at what distance you are looking at You will always be looking at a screen in one fixed distance all the time and that's bad Unless the lenses always focus and change constantly depending on what you're looking at
@@swarleystinson4143 Yes, I would agree that the eyes ideally need to exercise to focus on things that are far away and closer throughout the day. That’s a good point. I don’t know if all the virtual screens are at a fixed distance. My original point to the OP was that the user is certainly not forced to focus on things one inch away from their eyeballs.
@@billr3053 it explain why that guy at 3:21 said his eye struggle to see stuff for 15 minute. (His eye relaxed too much due looking at a fixed distance for too long)
That example of using the headset on the train was not representative - he failed to turn on “airplane mode” (or whatever it’s called) - I guess I’ve been keeping up with the gazillion videos since I don’t own one yet
The weight really is a killer for me. I was considering getting it for testing, despite I mainly game in VR. But the weight is absolutely nonsense, WHEN IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BATTERY INTEGRATED
The average VR gaming headset has no batteries either. However the average inside-out VR headset isn't that expensive. So yeah, one could've expected more.
@@smilingbandit4975 I think you're confused here. I am not talking about REPLACABLE batteries. The Vision Pro doesn't have ANY batteries. NONE. It needs to be powered with external cable.
The Apple Vision Pro is a gold mine for you to make fun of for thousands of videos to come. Can't wait!
God Bless Sam Tucker from Apple 🍎 🙏
God Bless President Trump 🙏🇺🇸
He already returned it.
Gold mine? I’m surprised this is even ALLOWED to be on sale.
My god, so many people going to have permanent eye damages and issues with this…
At least with damn phones, it’s not forced to your literal head and eye sockets unless you take it off…
@@MP-vc4nu- Apple will be selling corrective glasses for those who got cross-eyed or went half blind by the Vi$ionPro. Ha-Ha-Ha
Apple ego system
To fix these issues, you gotta buy the apple vision pro max, for $4,999.99
No you gotta buy the pro max plus 6g 2tb model
2tb? Nah mate 512 is what ya get take it or leave it @@Creeshboi-110
if that didn't work, buy apple vision pro max super ultra, for *$425465732468675445345345438562348045348965893423783*-4qbytuliaewbt6vpoaewnyt89342hvtuiewcytkjlw4gbtreyg zdbriuh ers89g er0uyg389p rhagr898p9vgty80aw ty80aer h-
edit note: i had a stroke and idk why
With a stand for when you are not using it for $999,99.
witch will come with different issues
As somebody who used to be all in on anything Apple and even was one of the very first purchaser of Newton, wearing this anywhere other than inside your own house is ridiculous.
In a decade you'll look like a weirdo if you don't wear one, just like today you'll be labeled as "weirdo" if you don't have a smartphone. Welcome to the future. A dystopian future without the cool industrial aesthetics.
People just doin it for attention. Same thing happened when the Quest 3 was released.
Let's "Face" it its even going to be ridiculous in your home !
@@DacLMKno you wont, VR is niche and will always be.
@@alexandruciordas4941 That's what people said about smartphones.
This is a product for early adopters, who spend all their money to test it for us. Meanwhile the world seems to be HD enough without the headset.
So true, 3500 for an unfinished product with cheap plastic front whereas everything else seems to be of better quality? I don't see anything that this device could do better than a Quest 3 which is much cheaper than this. I am not ready to pay 3500 USD to test a product for Apple.
$3500 for 256GB entry storage. For $200 more, you get 512GB. Typical Apple upgrade pricing. What else is new?
maybe apple don't need testers, they just throw stuff as "finished product", and *increase the price*
Instead of paying people to test the product, let's have people pay to test the product! 😂
@cmdrstevemcmaru7417 Yeah, they should’ve used cast-iron, or any other material that would add to the weight of something that you are wearing on your face
720P is HD . so we want MKBFULLHD..
We should go back to the old system when hd meant 1080p, 720p was originally the resolution for a high definition disk, it was never meant to be considered high def for anything else.
@@MegaLokopo TH-cam no longer considers 720p to be HD
HD ready aka 720p was the biggest marketing scam in the history of mankind.
Still can't believe this many people bought this 😂
Apple people be apple people...
Don't think, get excited for product and buy new product. And repeat
You could have gotten a used car, fly to Japan and get a whole suite, get a high end gaming pc, and they still are a better deal.
@@gabrielreisinger8047 thats what i was thinking it cost just a little less then my gaming pc thats beefy asf
Thats what happens with Fads especially ones created by the Apple reality distortion field, we have a brief period of mass hysteria, But then like all fads furby, tamagotchi VR, 3D Movies, 3D TV's, VR Again, they come to an end !
i dont believe in headsets, but i also dont think the price is crazy. get on credit card, pay minimum. sell it when youre tired of it. no biggie
This is great. Zombieland meets Idiocracy and all in real time.
where are there
Zombieland?
Also, Futurama. Seriously. They absolutely nailed it more than 10 years ago.
You can watch police chases whilst being in one!
"well the Pro doesn't stand for Properly now, does it?"
I'm stealing that one 😂
It stands for Profit
Finally someone mentions how this thing has NO USB data connection. This makes it useless for many professional use cases (like music production)
Yep, absolutely right. I work with some engineers and they tried to use VR headsets for our customers to do little repairs by themselves with remote support from our engineers and thought, welp, too overpriced for me but it might be interesting for companies. But no fast dataport is just another nail in the coffin.
Oh you buy
USB C dongle for 300$ ( only USB 2 speed ) .
@@mumenraider I wish that worked, and would consider it despite the absurd 300$ price, but... it seems this expensive dongle won't even allow you to use Apple's own USB dongles (or to plug in USB storage). Instead it will only allow you to connect the Vision Pro to a Mac.
that's apple for you.. trying to get rid of all the ports. when they killed usb, I refused to buy a new interface for a higher price just because that dumb thunderbolt. I moved to PC
if I may ask, why woudl you ever want to use this over, say, a computer, in your professional work?
it seems to me that for the same price you can get both a beefy computer and a good set of either headset or sound system that'll do everything better this thing.
but maybe I am missing something.
The pro stands for YOU!
Because you're a pro at spending money.
Yeah just like the 8GB M3 Pro.
@@mikem9536- Less RAM is an Apple magic "Pay more, get less!" Ha-Ha
@@mikem9536 The M3 Pro does not have an 8GB version, the MACBOOK PRO has a regular M3 non-pro version that has 8GB xD
The low resolution friends joke really had me cracking
Apple vision pro comes with some great optional extras
Apple opticians plus for all the eye issues 299 dollars a month
Apple healthcare plus for all the inevitable vision pro related injury's 499 dollars a month
and Apple plastic surgery pro, for all the face dents wearing this will cause 799 dollars a month !
and one more thing, who can forget, and *increase the price of the device for no reason*
I want plastic surgery so that I can look like my persona.
@@nlald Micheal Jackson had that problem too 😉
Don't forget the new Apple iFreud Pro Max Ultra for all the psychological challenges you will face living immersively in an artificial world (i.e. cyber bullys that you can now see).
@@nlaldPerhaps then your persona will look like the “real” you????
I like how he mercilessly trashes Apple with no care.
what is apple going to do sue him?
@@viperdemonz-jenkins they cannot, it doesn't fall in any illegal categories in any way
Because he’s right
Tbf he trashes everyone 😂
1:52 that 720p to MKBHD was completely unexpected and had me on the floor haha.
1:36 That's wild! LOL I'll guess I'll visit the train soon to watch more episodes!
It's funny how Apple dares to call it revolutionary 😂😂 apple's the biggest joke in today's companies 😂
3:20 That's called Vergence-accommodation conflict, is known to be experienced with all Virtual Reality in general and also occurs with Magic Eye illusions
3500$ and he says with everyone getting their Apple Vision Pro lately.. i mean that price is fucken absured
Loved your MKB-HD quip!
The MKBHD part killed me😂 He's always on HIGHT DEF 😂😂
That MKBHD joke 😂
I love how this is basically a quest pro in apple clothes when people hated the quest pro particularly the price but this costs more has a tiny fov and is heavy
"Head of Apple excuses" hilarious 😂😂
3:20 That's how it felt after using the Virtual Boy for a while. Plus everything was in glorious color after seeing red the whole time.
2:47 had me rolling on the floor
I think the real question is can Tim still do his Tim-Fu with it on
It's not a bug, it's a feature. Also, the user is using it wrong...
Yup! Just don't hold it with your left hand (iPhone 4) , or put it in your back pocket (iPhone 6+).
I have 0 clue why you wouldn’t buy something like a quest 3 instead, its cheaper, does most the things the apple does, but it can PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
Because they have different purposes, the Vision Pro is more for everyday life and lifestyle but the meta quest is made to play games and a few other things
This would be hilarious if it wasn't so damn true! Thanks Sam, well done as always.
this has to be one of your funniest episodes 😂😂 the quips got me cant lie
Thanks for the video. This is the best comedy/tech channel I’ve come across. I’ve been watching and sharing for a while now. Keep it up! I look forward to see millions of subs.
3:55 By clicking the video link in the description below.
Missed opportunity...
MKB-HD joke cracked me up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated af
Sam :"The all new Apple Vision Pro, if you see the spinning beach ball of death ,you're either having a stroke or you need to return the headset,the choice is yours but think fast" 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I have a Quest 3. Works pretty well and a lot cheaper.
Same.
Yup. And it has a built in battery and controllers to play games. Tim Cook has killed Apple.
I love the quest too, it was a positive surprise when I used it first, the pass-through sure is not lifelike but the depth is pretty accurate, the FOV is large and virtual graphics are pretty high res. For the price it's a great piece of tech
The cross-eyed thing at 3:20, happens to a bunch of people with VR as VAC. or vergence-accomodation conflict.
It's due to the screen lens being ... "Not Real"ly there, so your eyes lose coherence with distance when you start to track objects at a distance and you don't lose/gain focus. Foveated Rendering and eye-tracking helps, and there's various remedies, but some people can't handle the mis-match of distance and near/far sigh focus switching.
There's also a lot of VR nausea that can happen. The thing generally is, don't force it, because your brain will habituate if you start small, switch to doing something else before you get stronger symptoms. AR tends not to have as much locomotion nausea, but fast-paced jarring movement where your body is stationary can throw your vestibular system into panic/anxiety mode.
There are some fancier ways to handle the problems of VAC, especially around handling motion sickness or other phenomena.
The same issues come up with Stereo 3D video or Stereo based 3D VR games, because as you move the objects in the AR space, they distort and parallax in a different way to the lens/camera being able to abstract and project the same images from the camera to the display. AR based games, use a different format of 3D interaction as a result, because the synthetic space needs to be both mapped and shown to match the camera and camera distortions.
everything appears at same focus & brightness. Our iris & lens don't work out anymore.
Getting arrested for driving with one on get my vote.
If you drive a car while wearing one you clearly showed that you don't have enough intelligence to ever get a license again.
2 Benefits of Apple releasing new stuff:
1. New Samtime video
2. New Apple product
Not sure why vision Pro issues aren't trending and not being rage on TH-cam. Apple logic of users being the problem they found on their expensive product never fails.
When you spend 3500$ on something luxury like that you really hard want to belive its grate, normal human behavior, some companies farm that hard :)
Old saying is its easier to fool someone than make him realise hes been fooled 😉
No youtube on it?? Toss that trash. $3500 for VR?? You could build an epic full sim racing setup. You could build an epic gaming PC with a 4080. Unreal.
Just like Teslas, we have to thank the early adopters for funding the R&D.
There's a travel option in the settings to allow the headset to work well in trains/planes/cars etc. Looks like some reviewers didn't find it yet.
I still couldn't find a single use case of the damn thing! Why so many people are buying it to watch the world in 720p alone?..
Because they're dumb....
Nobody has come close to convince me that this thing is worth $1500, much less than $3500-5000, and I'm an early adopter.
I remember ferociously eating carrots every time I used my VirtualBoy, because I was a dumb kid who believed that they were good for your eyes. Later in life, I learned that it was just a line the Brits told the Jerries when it seemed oddly consistent that they knew the planes were coming. I also learned it was a terrible idea to have a screen strapped to my head for hours on end.
Solving Problems❌Selling Solutions✅
At this point, buying an apple product is a failed intelligence test.
Hey Sam, awesome video, as always. And thanks for the namedrop of Düsseldorf. All the best from Düsseldorf 🙃
Always making my days awesome. I look forward to your video everyday
I love how the direction the cable comes off the thing is wrong for absolutely every possible use case.
3:50 is a perfect example
you forgot the headless macbook
When I take off my glasses, I see everything in VHS quality
That's 240p if you didn't know, SD is usally 576i for PAL and 480p for NTSC regions
that landing in Düsseldorf caught me by suprise :D
1:26 is not true. He didn’t know to turn on travel mode
Can always trust Sam Tucker from Apple to give the honest review😂
0:15 really? On the subway in NY?
Wait what ? No data connection. How the hell did apple screwed up so massively ?
It's in the name, made by apple.
VR doesn't make you go cross eyed. It does strain your eyes to look close, but you should just take breaks and look in the distance to balance it. I've been using it for years and I still have perfect vision.
I love these job titles :D
Thanks to all the beta testers. I am looking forward to getting the finished product in 3-5 years
You are the king of humor❤❤❤❤
People says the google glass is ridiculous when it came out 2013, how is the Vision Pro not.😂
And Google glass was less ridiculous … and still flopped. 😂
You’re the best Sam!
For the train point, just turn on Travel Mode, and it will be fine
Stoping people from saying 1st
that MK"HD" got me 😂
LOL this video was hilarious. "Sam Tucker head of Apple Excuses." "Have a problem with low resolution friends.....hang out with MKBHD, because he's always in hi-def" LOL. "If you wear the headset long enough then you will start deforming your face and you will look like that emoji" hahahahahahaha and that guy takes off the headset really looking like the emoji. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please do a video about the budget version that might be coming out.
Such a joy to watch your videos🤣🤣
Fantastic as always, though I'm surprised you didn't bring up the plastic lenses. You'd think for 3.5k you'd be getting tempered glass but nope! Soft, scratchable, non replaceable plastic. Better hope you don't use anything abrasive!
Apple consumers will literally buy anything.
I'll stick to my Quest 3 which has by far a lot more usability and options while costing a fraction of an Apple product.
PC Link cable let's me play Steam VR. It's perfect.
Did not expect you do mention Düsseldorf of all cities
Hapi
best tech news you can get about apple. or any other tech.
The Vision Pro is amazing. It’s worth the money and I thank god I was fortunate enough to buy one.
These aren't issues, these are the features.
I am not rushing to buy. I will buy within a year's time and hopefully will get the kinks out.
Pro means professional. It’s not meant for the average person, and it’s the first version, not everything can be perfect
Wait, having your eyes permanently looking at a screen 1 inch of your face for hours is bad for your eyes? Who could have possibly guessed that one?
Not really. Eyes won’t and don’t need to focus that close. The magic of lenses. Your eyes look at more distant images placed at virtual distances that are mimicking walls, screens, objects on tables in front of you, etc. surely you understood this. But maybe not.
@@billr3053I don't think so
The lenses in the headset won't focus according on what wall at what distance you are looking at
You will always be looking at a screen in one fixed distance all the time and that's bad
Unless the lenses always focus and change constantly depending on what you're looking at
@@swarleystinson4143 Yes, I would agree that the eyes ideally need to exercise to focus on things that are far away and closer throughout the day. That’s a good point. I don’t know if all the virtual screens are at a fixed distance. My original point to the OP was that the user is certainly not forced to focus on things one inch away from their eyeballs.
Most people already have myopia (nearsighted) because of computers screens, old people are usually farsighted.
@@billr3053 it explain why that guy at 3:21 said his eye struggle to see stuff for 15 minute. (His eye relaxed too much due looking at a fixed distance for too long)
The fact there were people driving while wearing these is terrifying.
Satisfactory Definition -SD thats a good one 😂😂😂
But I don't want to go to Dusseldorf!
Hahaha people are getting a little freaked out by their 3D emojis 2:55
your review is spot on! 😂😂😂
If that is the PRO version..... where is the none Pro?
Sam please please please can we have another horse 🐎 race commentary about something, myself and thousands of others would luv it... Take care 👍🏻
Waiting for the Vision Pro Max version 🥸
The all new, Apple Vision Problomatic
That example of using the headset on the train was not representative - he failed to turn on “airplane mode” (or whatever it’s called) - I guess I’ve been keeping up with the gazillion videos since I don’t own one yet
Came for the "oh hi there" , stayed for the ripping of apple
The weight really is a killer for me. I was considering getting it for testing, despite I mainly game in VR. But the weight is absolutely nonsense, WHEN IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BATTERY INTEGRATED
The average VR gaming headset has no batteries either. However the average inside-out VR headset isn't that expensive. So yeah, one could've expected more.
@@smilingbandit4975Literally every single VR headset has internal batteries, except for the Development Kit Oculus headsets.
@@smilingbandit4975 I think you're confused here. I am not talking about REPLACABLE batteries. The Vision Pro doesn't have ANY batteries. NONE. It needs to be powered with external cable.
@@smilingbandit4975 What in the world are you talking about? All VR headsets, except the DKs and Vision, has internal batteries!
isnt there a travel mode for trains and stuff
Yeah I think I'll stick with my Oculus
VR shouldn't let feel cross eyed unless they have some issue with the depth of the passthrough
I do not like having my peripheral vision limited in any way, and I'm not even a tiny woodland animal.
I’m still waiting for the “Vision Air” to check out how visionary air can be
It affects your vision when you take it off, this is unreal... how is that something you can buy with all the health and safety we have now
You are hilarious! Love it!
You should hangout with mkbHD 😂
I always hear that "Subscribe Today" as "Subscribe to Dick" 😂
I dont understand the need for this product. Whats the point of it?