Yea nothing screams environmental like constant, constant consumerism eh? Our pointless iterations and planned obsolescence is 100 carbon neutral and green as grass don’t you know?
If not government thing this the way how apple would do it: Presenting new iPhone 15 with lightning, but iPhone 15 pro with type-c. Next year: Same iPhone 15 pro, but with two cameras as iPhone 16 and iPhone pro 16 same as 15 pro but in titanium frame.
Meta connect is end of the month. Waiting to see what kind of nonsense Zuckerbot has to give us this time, which I will find out about through Sam making a parody of it
Things that killed me in this video beside the iPhone price: -“Chief Price Inflator” -Dynamic island for poor people I was looking forward to Sam’s video more than the Apple actual Apple content. They are freaking same every damn year! Lol they too scared to do live after the Standgate 😂 💀
This is what Tech videos should be like…. All informative while being entertaining…. I would really work for you with all these brilliant ideas of yours
Glad I’m not the only one receiving their condescending message “if you don’t buy Apple Watch - you die”. Not so subtle, Apple. Your products are now smarter that you are 🍎
I like how parodies like these have started to follow the actual pitch more and more. What I mean is, Apple now is the parodized versions of how we used to think Apple will be lmaooo
Ah, yes. Nothing says low carbon footprint like replacing your unrepairable hardware every year.
Also, buying the same shit every year.
Shipping everything seperately. because trucks and boats are good for you!
Yea nothing screams environmental like constant, constant consumerism eh? Our pointless iterations and planned obsolescence is 100 carbon neutral and green as grass don’t you know?
Why include the charger in the same box while you can sell the it separately and wrapping it with another box? Now that’s low carbon footprint
They did make the iPhone slightly more repairable this year
1:17 😂😂
"Don't come in my room! I'm beekeeping!"
☠️☠️☠️
Apple is so environmentally friendly, they recycle ideas from last year.
Muahaha
Lmao
Last year? iPhone hasn’t changed since Steve Jobs died
Apple so environment friendly that all their products made to be recycled from day 1
Haha
Karate chop
Karate Chop
Nipple Pinch
Nipple Pinch 😂
We all love pinching nipples
People in the EU government deserve little trophies for doing what no one else could.
😂Now we need a law to make apple sell components for repairing.
And apple deserve a big trophy
@@danieldorellazar305 at a reasonable price as well
@@asfsfas2435 for what exactly??
If not government thing this the way how apple would do it:
Presenting new iPhone 15 with lightning, but iPhone 15 pro with type-c.
Next year:
Same iPhone 15 pro, but with two cameras as iPhone 16 and iPhone pro 16 same as 15 pro but in titanium frame.
"The more that light jiggles, the more... good that it is.... shut up."
This line had me dying. Good stuff as always, Sam. 🤣
That Ray-, Reytracing joke was the best.
I LOL-ed for real at that
the best joke! hahaha
I'm Ray Lopez and I approve of this comment.
Nowadays I watch Sam's parodies instead of any event recaps. I've found that they contain the same info in less time, and in a hilarious format!
“Dynamic island for poor people” is the most accurate description of the iPhone 15 models
Downgrade iPhone 14 pros :)
Except it isn’t cheap at all. Literally the same price of 14 Pro Max with much less features.
@@worawatsr9803the regular iPhone 15 costs $1099?
@@worawatsr9803depends where you get it from
Flying in 10000's of journalists sure was pretty carbon friendly :)
These never get old. Apple practically makes the jokes themselves. I burst out laughing at "5th grade titanium"!
That's some first grade humor!
@@raylopez99 you deserve a 5th grade gold medal for that
I burst out laughing about the programmable button, where you can set it up to do many different things (by accident )
I guess it will be bullet proof...🤗
It’s not that clever it’s the same grade Titanium as the scales on my Hoo Folding Kn*fe.
4:18 i thought he would say " that runs on a indian person" cause you see one just this moment lol
Same
Man, this Sam Tucker guy works everywhere 😂
yeah and he got promoted to "Chief Price Inflator" must be a big shot at Apple 🤣
He's a busy man. Gotta respect that.
@thecouchtripper hold on, your saying he gets entire days off?
If that's even he's real name 🤔
This what my sister’s sayin 😂😂😂😂
*"Chief Price Inflator"* 🤣😭
"Chief Price Inflator" it just started and I'm already laughing. 😂
That annual reminder omg hahaha
" The more that light jiggles, the more good that it is" 😂😂😂
shut up…
Just planning to buy the NEW iPhone 15 but this guy brought me down to earth. Thank you TH-cam algorithm.
Smart move. Don't buy into all of the dumb craze by apple addicts
I wasn't hyped for the event as much as I was hyped for this video 😂
What event? I only knew there was an iPhone 15 because of longbeachgriffy's key note😂
😂
When you hear a new apple product your waiting for Samtime parody instead of the the product itself
The "indistinguishable from the last year's edition" 😂😂
Unironically more informative than your average tech review
@3:10 my samsung has a x30 zoom on the camera, its 5 years old
Apple events need some SamTime, they sure aren’t what they used to be…
Wow the creativity in roasting the iphone is actually high than the iphone itself😂😅
Sam never disappoints. Looking forward to pixel 8 parody next
Same phone as last year with a higher $$$$. AI this AI that. New almost color. New features coming next year.
he did it already
@@Arkaner3the built in stove is hotter now
Meta connect is end of the month. Waiting to see what kind of nonsense Zuckerbot has to give us this time, which I will find out about through Sam making a parody of it
Last years Pixel was cheaper than the previous year@@Arkaner3
1:18 when you’re other hand is a little busy 😂☠️
I laughed so hard when he referred to the environment lady that was dropped from the roof of Apple campus and was planted in the field😂😂😂😂😂
That part got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I find myself more hyped for your parody after the conferences than the actual conferences themselves
the raytracing joke was like a dynamic island - top notch
WOW! You managed to have the whole presentation done a lot quicker, a lot funnier and absolutely honest! They should call YOU to do it next time!
Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 15? A:Don't worry, they'll let you know.
"Chief Price Inflator" is the Bestest Title I've ever Seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks!
That you put this video together with so many quality jokes less than 24 hours after the keynote is seriously impressive. 👏🏻
He had a whole year to prepare because he knew apple would add nothing
You could say apple did all the homework for him
all of you are correct which is hard to do but also it’s apple
I still dont comprehend how you dont have millions of subs and billions of views Samtime! One of the best channels on youtube!
When your hand is a little busy 💀💀
“The dynamic Island for poor people”😂🤣🤣💀
Things that killed me in this video beside the iPhone price:
-“Chief Price Inflator”
-Dynamic island for poor people
I was looking forward to Sam’s video more than the Apple actual Apple content. They are freaking same every damn year! Lol they too scared to do live after the Standgate 😂 💀
What he said is true
You don't know how much I was waiting for this video, Sam is literally the best part of any apple event 😭😂
saw one of your vids and i am now watching them all as if it is a series. this content is great
"babe wake up, new iphone parody by samtime just dropped"
“I don’t exist baby. Just a figment of your imagination. Everybody knows you get no b1tches”
01:10 Apple watch introduced the a new feature: talk to my hand.
Apple should’ve used you for their presentation since your presentation is as accurate as their presentation.
I need to visit my doctor to repair my hernia again after watching this video.
You never disappoint, as always, entertaining.
😂
“When your hand gets a little bit busy “ 🤣
Finally!
It took you too many hours! Gold as always.👑
🤣😂
The Rey tracing joke was 10/10
HLEP ME I DONT GET IT
Thank you sam, I don't why the tim running on m1 joke broke me 🤣
This is what Tech videos should be like….
All informative while being entertaining….
I would really work for you with all these brilliant ideas of yours
Remove Sam’s shadow ban please. This channel should have 1mil+ subs by now
“The more that light jiggles, the more…good that it is”
Best description of iPhone cameras ever
The "Chief price inflator" got me
Never watch this video while you drinking something my screen is full of coffee now 🤣🤣🤣
The event summary i was waiting for 😂😂😂
Glad I’m not the only one receiving their condescending message “if you don’t buy Apple Watch - you die”. Not so subtle, Apple. Your products are now smarter that you are 🍎
The "recycled content" was genius
"i think TIM runs on apple silicon" HILARIOUS
You don't know how much I was waiting for this video, Sam is literally the best part of any apple event 😭
Don’t forget people, if you’re part of AT&T, when the 16 comes out, the 15 goes on sale from $1000 to $180 or so.
just love your parodies, matey!!❤
A button instead of the switch is so dumb. The switch was the best feature on my iPhone
What a review. Had tears rolling down my cheeks. Absolutely brilliant. Thanks so much . Subscribed 👍
2:01 Oh Good Lord! I think Tim runs on Apple silicon...
The *actual* ad for iPhone 15 titanium after you was the cherry on the top. They’re paying you to parody them.
It’s poetic. Beautiful.
🎩👌
4:27 $63 billion dollar iPhone out here
Spatial video that you can watch next year on a 3500$ vision plus.. 😄😄😂
Awesome vid. Give this guy a raise!
"Double tapping! When your other hand is busy....... BEE KEEPIN!"
I died ☠😂
4:43 Ray Tracing 🤣🤣🤣
Got me in stitches
The more that light jiggles, the more good that it is. - Sam
The fact that the USB-C port is their biggest selling point of that new phone is just straight up pathetic 💀
This was hilarious on another level. To get something like this made within 24 hours of the launch is pure talent. Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Then you'll love the plus model, that gives you 3 more lines of text. Now that's worth an extra 100 dollars" bruh 💀😂😂😂
I laughed at their jokes so much that I quit using their products entirely this month! Hahahah, that was funny!
When your other hand is a little busy 😂😂
I wonder if Apple will ever admit they were forced to revolutionary connector USB-C by European Union
The one moment I was very proud to be an EU citizen. 😂
The raytracing killed me 😂😂😂
I normally dont really like your videos because you sometimes go too far, but this had me laughing so hard I was on the floor😂😂😂😂 good job Sam!
Getting so good Sam!
Man, this Sam Tucker guy works everywhere
The button - "You can program it to do other things... by accident." 😂😂
I like how parodies like these have started to follow the actual pitch more and more. What I mean is, Apple now is the parodized versions of how we used to think Apple will be lmaooo
2:50 "a whole 3 extra lines, well worth the $100" Hahahah
Better battery aswell
2:27😂😂😂 relatable feeling..
Every Apple event be like
"The more that light jiggles, the more good that it is." Genius level marketing! 🤣
As a hardcore apple fan, I absolutely love this😂😂
And they love taking your money 😂🤑
Apple fan..😂such fools
Yeah I LOVE eating apples too! 😻
When the jokes are on you.
“The more….good.. that it is. Shut up” 😂😂😂
Finally someone with balls talking about Apple's products 😊love it
"The more light jiggles the more good that it is" reminds me of Jason and Duke song Jiggle jiggle lol.
So we are just going to recycle this video for the iPhone 16 right, right?? we've done it since the iPhone 11 so why stop now :D
"If you don't buy an apple watch, you're going to die." how fcking accurate is that! 😂😂😂
The best thing about Apple events is we get to see a new parody from Sam. I wait for this every year.
Sam, I've been tracking your sub count and it's finally growing! Samtime subs to the moon!
This is the first parody where I don’t nod in agreement, but actually laugh hard to these jokes
You’ve got a new sub!
I loved your way of introducing the product! Subscribed within watching the first minute of this video😅
2 mins of silence for Indian users. iPhone 15 Pro Max is like $2,000 here
Nah 😂
Nope
You forgot to mention, now we have to buy new USB3 chargers, in addition to paying $1000+ for the phone!!
Great techo-comedy. If linear television was still alive, this would be broadcasting everywhere.
Greetings,
Anthony