Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-342 - A Ticket to Ride

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  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4272

    Just a small town girl
    Living in a lonely world
    She took the midnight train goin' [REDACTED]

    • @redvoids8657
      @redvoids8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ⰎⰋⰕⰜⰑⰓⰡⰁ225 [DATA REDACTED]

    • @chimmychonga4795
      @chimmychonga4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmfao

    • @dave7886
      @dave7886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      She didn't take the train, a bus hit her

    • @yourboy9236
      @yourboy9236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@redvoids8657 how'd you make those symbols

    • @redvoids8657
      @redvoids8657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your Boy idk

  • @DCapybara
    @DCapybara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4541

    What makes you better than most of SCP readers is that, you don't simply read the materials from the wiki. But instead, you explain them to us based on your research and then interpret it yourself. You really are amazing, keep up the good work!

    • @partypooper9427
      @partypooper9427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No one is better than thevolgon.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      jim pickens Volgun is fine but he simply reads the article out loud.
      At least Explorer translates the article for us. Many of them are way too complicated to get a clear picture.

    • @CLNCJD94
      @CLNCJD94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      jim pickens they both have merits, Volgun is great for giving us the full, unedited articles from a sorta First Person View of the SCP world, especially with the interviews and some of his earlier skits.
      Exploring Series takes a look from the meta side of the SCP world and we get to enjoy it more as outsiders looking in and watching the universe transpire.

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@sirmount2636 I wouldn't call one better.
      I personally prefer Volgun has he stays inside the universe and doesn't deviate while the Exploring Series goes into the meta and while there is more research and more insight, it breaks what is the most important part of SCP to me : immersion and the Volgun is the one makes the most immersive work
      I am not shitting on this channel, I love the work put into it, but I prefer the immersive side of the SCP foundation, that is when it is at it's strongest

    • @kemoni221
      @kemoni221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's why I watch this channel. I used to put on SCP readings in the background when I was doing something, and although it's interesting, it's not the same as having someone who researched the article and knows the "lore" that will speculate about the subject.

  • @sedo2446
    @sedo2446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5350

    Ticket vendor: Hi! Where would you like to ride today?
    Me: I would like to go to [REDACTED]
    Ticket vender: Sir, that’s not a place.
    Me: Apologies, I meant [DATA EXPUNGED]
    Ticket vender: _good choice_

    • @liberator101
      @liberator101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hahahahahhahahahahahah

    • @Nelo_Wolf
      @Nelo_Wolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pretty much 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vermilliontoaster3063
      @vermilliontoaster3063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s amazing!!😂

    • @unparalleledspaghettore7493
      @unparalleledspaghettore7493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      haha redacted data expunged very funny

    • @jamiee7367
      @jamiee7367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      [DATA EXPUNGED] is overrated in my opinion. ██████ is a much greater travel destination.

  • @99897767
    @99897767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    *Dr.Bright uses the ticket*
    *The train refuse to open*

    • @MarChlAnn
      @MarChlAnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I can imagine that
      "LET ME IN YOU COWARD I WANT TO FIST FIGHT YOU"

    • @peanut9560
      @peanut9560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@MarChlAnn 342: mommy pick me up I’m scared.

    • @keremgulbin9142
      @keremgulbin9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      LET ME IN
      *LET ME IIIIIIINNNN*

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to use 342 to get free rides, seriously this thing kills people and tests have shown the water it is producing after every trip are tears, you have scared it psychologically.

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dr. King uses the ticket
      The door opens
      The entire train is filled with apple seeds

  • @concernedstevey5001
    @concernedstevey5001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    "and the individual will experience an almost pathological fear of everyone else abord the vehicle" So no different from normal public transport then?

    • @remembermilou
      @remembermilou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wtf i just read that and then he just started to say exactly that

    • @devinpallone1840
      @devinpallone1840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@remembermilou The Exploring Series is an SCP

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You seem to go to the same place too. The only anomalous feature is its transformative nature.

    • @Darkhound_
      @Darkhound_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are a Legend.

    • @gamercatjr.2941
      @gamercatjr.2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devinpallone1840 I'd like him to be one. Named: the Narrator.

  • @SuperAuzWalrus
    @SuperAuzWalrus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    SCP got a ticket to ride
    SCP got a ticket to ri-i-ide
    SCP got a ticket to ride
    And [REDACTED] don't care

    • @williamhenryharrison644
      @williamhenryharrison644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I don’t know why [EXPUNGED]’s riding so high, SCP outta think twice, before SCP does right by [05 COUNCIL]
      SCP said living with 173, was bringin’ it down
      SCP would never be free, when in a lockdown
      Ah, SCP got a ticket to ride
      SCP got a ticket to ri-i-ide
      SCP got a ticket to ride
      And Dr. Bright don’t care
      My traincar don’t care
      My traincar don’t care

    • @veryexciteddog963
      @veryexciteddog963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice jojoke

    • @aliendude2875
      @aliendude2875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beatles

    • @rahmatbanua7009
      @rahmatbanua7009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SuperAuzWalrus ah, rise till we fall song eh ?

    • @dwayneslade957
      @dwayneslade957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So is there a tale called "the love train" about this scp

  • @WhimsicalBlades
    @WhimsicalBlades 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "It's just a wierd transforming ticket that takes people on a doom train conducted by a spider creature into some other reality."
    The word 'just' is doing some heavy lifting there....

    • @hardutrares643
      @hardutrares643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😎💪

    • @Akhaandir
      @Akhaandir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well this is the SCP universe, a ticket that takes people to a spider creature in another reality is relatively tame, comparitivly

    • @BeautifulEarthJa
      @BeautifulEarthJa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @lastofthe4horsemen279
      @lastofthe4horsemen279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The spider creature is hungry 😋

    • @Limit19970
      @Limit19970 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Guiness World Records; World's Strongest Just competition.

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3511

    I WANT OFF MR. [REDACTED]'S WILD RIDE

    • @Riley26
      @Riley26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How did you commented so fast

    • @codypatton2859
      @codypatton2859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Riley26 I think we just discovered an anomaly, notify the O5 Council to send a retrieval team and an amnestics unit.

    • @theofficialkebaberofarmeni7104
      @theofficialkebaberofarmeni7104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Hes the damn emperor of man he can post when he wants

    • @commanderfarsight2351
      @commanderfarsight2351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Riley26 he's been doing thay all the time on TES' videos. They're both anomalies.

    • @jongyon7192p
      @jongyon7192p 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Riley26 it's barely 1 sentence. not that difficult to write quickly

  • @bluecloud4652
    @bluecloud4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    You and I have very different definitions of mundane. For instance, mine doesn't involve spider conductors

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      so what else would a spider do for a living?

    • @bluecloud4652
      @bluecloud4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@marcopohl4875 uh
      Weaver or tailor I would assume
      Then again it is people like me who prevent spiders from making strides in the corporate world

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@hugebuffman3619 no that's what they do for a dying

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bluecloud4652 self-awareness is the first step to improvement :)

    • @braydengoins6604
      @braydengoins6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      rip torn what the fuck?

  • @delsin1126
    @delsin1126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Some little girl got ran over and we caused several thousands of dollars in property damage....LETS TRY IT WITH A TRAIN THHIS TIME

  • @tonyy.8852
    @tonyy.8852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    I'm on a bus, watching SCPs about not able to leave the bus again :/

    • @hannoroelofse3632
      @hannoroelofse3632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Haha, thinking the same thing. Also started the vid as I boarded a bus...

    • @ADdude
      @ADdude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me too. Maybe not the best idea.

    • @tonyy.8852
      @tonyy.8852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@hannoroelofse3632 it was raining super heavily just before I got on the bus too

    • @rickyboii5971
      @rickyboii5971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hannoroelofse3632 how much data do you have

    • @H0thWarrior
      @H0thWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Again? 😎

  • @GiftedContractor
    @GiftedContractor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    "As long as you don't take a bus or a train every day, you're probably fine."
    My transit-reliant ass: Hahahaha yeah... *shifts nervously*o.o

    • @ultra-nationalistodst8085
      @ultra-nationalistodst8085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @GiftedContractor just never take your eyes off any ticket you buy ever, you should probably be fine then

    • @ramdarow4045
      @ramdarow4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is why I have Tap. No ticket no problem!

    • @GiftedContractor
      @GiftedContractor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ramdarow4045 I mean, it could still turn into your card...

    • @ramdarow4045
      @ramdarow4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GiftedContractor shit.... you're right...

    • @extremer6422
      @extremer6422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll be fine as long as it can't transform into my school year transit pass
      hehehe... *wipes away sweat*

  • @gd3500
    @gd3500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    YO A TICKET TO RIDE IS MY FAVORITE STEAL BALL RUN ARK!!

    • @ameermalick3028
      @ameermalick3028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BRO SAME

    • @aredjayc2858
      @aredjayc2858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Excuse you, Break My Heart, Break Your Heart is the best

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "She's got a ticket to ride
      She's got a ticket tl ride"

    • @actualgorilla5573
      @actualgorilla5573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh, have you ever heard of ALL THE TEMPLE OF THE BOOMS?!

    • @torus9657
      @torus9657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Uhhhh I’m sorry The True Man’s World is the best arc in the whole series

  • @blueraven7803
    @blueraven7803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    But what if we slapped a Stanton reality anchor on the train tho?

    • @joesef555
      @joesef555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I’m pretty sure this anomaly is not a reality bender. Just causing hallucinations. No Scranton reality anchor would be required.

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It doesn't change reality, I do think it more or less causes your soul to wander closer and closer. Besides, it seems as something strong enough to don't give a shit about dinky anchors

    • @joshhouse6857
      @joshhouse6857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "I'm tired of these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing train!"

    • @mlukermluker4494
      @mlukermluker4494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Slapping a SRA on this kind of thing would be a really bad idea.

    • @chaoz7370
      @chaoz7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@joesef555 I kind of doubt it just causes hallucinations and thats it. If that were the case, the Foundation wouldve probably already defined it as some sort of cognitohazard or something, or they would state how it causes hallucinations and ONLY hallucinations. Plus, it has been proven by tests over and over that no one can leave the vehicle once they use the ticket, and a bystander, someone who didnt even know about the SCP, saw a smoke bus rise from the wreck of one of the tests and the fire boi that enters it. Oh also the fact that literally no one ever returns after using the ticket. But ey thats just my opinion, sorry if I came off as rude

  • @roscuro9838
    @roscuro9838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    I really wish there were more neutral anomalies. I'm fine with the few beneficial scp's, but there are so many malicious scp's that it get's boring. Scp's like the salesman are at least funny to go along with the mysterious maliciousness.

    • @BullMcCloud
      @BullMcCloud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My favorite is Lord Blackwood I consider him pretty neutral

    • @cefrinaldi8060
      @cefrinaldi8060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Look for other scp skip in other scp international branch for a change of pace. There are a lot of unique non malicious scp that are a treat to read. My favourite branch is japanese branch where we can encounter slow moving ferriswheel, flying electric jellyfish, and some sentient sign-shifter traffic sign.

    • @Destructocorps
      @Destructocorps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @FullTimeSlacker an anomaly is an anomaly

    • @Lunar994
      @Lunar994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I get where you're coming from, but it is largely horror, so the high amount of malicious SCP make sense

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ANOMALIES! Have no fear, don't be alarmed, unless you're harmed from bein' disarmed! _Which you are~!_ I assure you madam this sturdy grey oven has a thirty day policy, guarantee~! _Like you need it. Since you'll bleed out in about thirty SECONDS, I reckon_ so before you enter the realm of the dead with an oven and a missing joint; here's the point: never trust a man in a pinchback suit with a smile that goes on for miles! *Either he's a creature from the far-off reaches of space or a guy tryna prey on the mentally fragile~! The first and the latter need dim-witted widows-*

  • @Hand_of_NOD
    @Hand_of_NOD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    It seems the destruction of my sleep schedule has paid off.

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All according to plan.

  • @citizenerased7214
    @citizenerased7214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I remember one time I fell asleep on the back of the bus one morning and woke up in a bus lot in the middle of nowhere, luckily the bus driver saw me and took me back to the stop though.
    It was very frightening, scary and surreal, similar to how its described at 8:40. I thought this SCP was heading in the direction of originating from that specific concept of being lost, but then it brought up a giant spider with a conductor hat. Really seemed comical, and kinda killed the mystery/terror.
    Flaming bus flies off highway as sniper headshots the driver, lol

    • @SkorMedia
      @SkorMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I once passed out in the back of a bus at a hub, only to wake up an hour later at the same spot. It was wild

    • @ltchugacast131
      @ltchugacast131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You could really still make that frightening and mysterious. I had the idea of a large spider with a face and pedipalps made from the body of a conductor that it folds out into the shape of a person with sickening cracking and grinding noises to calmly ask the companions of the victims “Please have your tickets ready for the next line or disembark the train” while cocooning their screaming and panicking friend.

    • @agnosyidk7170
      @agnosyidk7170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lt ChugaCast you have a dark and twisted mind but that’s still awesomely scary

    • @patrickmccurry1563
      @patrickmccurry1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ltchugacast131 Ever see the movie, Mimic? It has evolved roaches vaguely mimicking human forms well enough to fool people from a distance or in dim light. It had potential, but fell into horror cliches. But no one can fault the FX, IMO.

    • @GreatNegus
      @GreatNegus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like to imagine that the spider was just another hallucination that the anomaly causes. I think that's why only that 1 agent reported seeing it and it made that guy freeze in place kinda like how the earlier one with the teens and what they saw messed them up psychologically. Also, why would it toss him out the window if it was gonna eat him?

  • @BlackTearDrop
    @BlackTearDrop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This SCP doesn't get mentioned enough on the subreddit. Very underrated.
    The horrifying nature of everything going wrong and the inevitability of it all... Just quietly horrifying.

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herp derp no reddit talk mbout sumthin I like herpderp

    • @dialnightgaurd4908
      @dialnightgaurd4908 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stevenhetzel6483 shush random internet man

    • @Neon-ws8er
      @Neon-ws8er ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dialnightgaurd4908 erm, may you please stop necroposting? according to my calculations the comment you replied to was over 5 months old.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "As long as you don't take a bus or a train everyday, you'll be fine."
    But the last incident showed how dangerous 342 became. It became a ticket to a *theater screening,* not a transport. In the process it claimed its nemesis Dr. Gunther (the head of testing)

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At the very end it transformed into a 20$ bill.

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kalenz1234 And in 2032 it'll become a bitcoin

    • @holycarp1676
      @holycarp1676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no dude he said "you’ll *probably* be fine" which is much more unnerving

  • @nighthorder6542
    @nighthorder6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Oh shit, I forgot about 342! That was actually the very first SCP I ever heard of!

    • @unexpected2475
      @unexpected2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, it was one of the first I had heard of. I couldn't remember the number.

    • @katritchie3060
      @katritchie3060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HMMST REALY

    • @kiarashkarimi
      @kiarashkarimi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you're telling me it's a anti-meme?

    • @katritchie3060
      @katritchie3060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @katritchie3060
      @katritchie3060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kiarashkarimi NO ITS NOT A ANTI MEME

  • @Hepponisme
    @Hepponisme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    That's what you call mundane?
    cool.

    • @Ikori1
      @Ikori1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, cool cool cool. cool .

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cold

    • @Hepponisme
      @Hepponisme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey now, isn't this the healthiest comment section on youtube.

    • @رجلاً-مجهول
      @رجلاً-مجهول 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmaooooo trueee

    • @kemoni221
      @kemoni221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Today we'll discuss something mundane"
      *it's a transforming ticket that can also turn to money or other payment/validation methods that can influence individuals, groups of people and transit vechicles and break all logic and laws of physics to kidnap someone*
      i love the explorer

  • @thegothicslime2982
    @thegothicslime2982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Goddamit bob I thought satan told you to not give the hell train tickets to random people again

    • @commanderfarsight2351
      @commanderfarsight2351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "But it's so boring down here"

    • @sanju7695
      @sanju7695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yall fucked up down there

    • @diobrando5993
      @diobrando5993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God yo god, when is my dad coming back :(

    • @commanderfarsight2351
      @commanderfarsight2351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@diobrando5993 when you become a good dad for Giorno.

    • @diobrando5993
      @diobrando5993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Commander Farsight i am a good dad for giorno

  • @MysteriousMiddleEast
    @MysteriousMiddleEast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This would be an epic live action tv show or web series with a budget. The stories that deal with everyday items that become anomalous, like this ticket or the IKEA store are more fascinating than the ones with in your face god like monsters and aliens , because they seem more relatable.

    • @tothelastman6
      @tothelastman6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I would totally watch an SCP FOUNDATION tv series. They should have the Volgun and Exploring The Series be reoccurring characters in each season because of how hard they work to bring SCP'S to the average viewer.

    • @marcog.verbruggen674
      @marcog.verbruggen674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i would love a high production value scp series, but due to the creative commons license on it, it seems the only way we'd get that would be through fan-made stuff.. ;-;

    • @JoshuaReiniger
      @JoshuaReiniger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Allow me to introduce you to Warehouse 13, although it's significantly more lighthearted than SCP, of course:
      m.imdb.com/title/tt1132290/

    • @ltchugacast131
      @ltchugacast131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soooo...the weird ghostly spider conductor thing that drags victims along on a phantom train and cocoons them isn’t godlike? Y’kno....just sayin. But yes. I’m tempted to write a story based on this SCP. Maybe even a movie script.

    • @leslieshafer6343
      @leslieshafer6343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JoshuaReiniger There are a few rather serious individual episodes & a story arc. But yes it's definitely a lot more light-hearted.

  • @redactedz6146
    @redactedz6146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Ahhh this scp is a classic for me. One of the first I've read a few years back and I can't get the image of MTF trying to stop the vehicle in a high speed chase off my head

  • @MackiusMCK
    @MackiusMCK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    So, is this the plot of Infinity Train?

  • @y.matocinos8448
    @y.matocinos8448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Nice.
    I recommend you try and cover SCP-4812, Wrath. It's underrated and hard to interpret.

    • @GTL22
      @GTL22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Most Series 5 skips are hard to interpret tbh

    • @EPaBeZ780
      @EPaBeZ780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@GTL22 I can't stand most of them, a lot of them are too wordy and not particularly unique.

    • @y.matocinos8448
      @y.matocinos8448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@EPaBeZ780 Yeah, but to me they're a breath of fresh air when I keep seeing the same Series 1 SCPs being featured in TH-cam.
      Real SCP enthusiasts need to have the guts to actually read the articles instead of relying on sources outside the Wiki. Seeing people react to how SCP-682 being unkillable is often bland now.
      Like, SCP-3812 is beyond.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, although it's the year 2021 for me, but I must say: happy now?

  • @lazygizmo
    @lazygizmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    imagine getting scp-096 on a 342 then foundation agent show a picture to d class on the outside after the ride can't be stopped.
    Unstoppable force meets unstoppable force.

  • @tripleb5197
    @tripleb5197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "A person boarding them typically knows where they're going, and when they'll get there - but what if they didn't."
    I knew the MTA and NJ Transit were SCPs!

  • @goatyboatyboo5448
    @goatyboatyboo5448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    ''a ticket to ride'' THATS A STAND NAME!

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      its a Beatles song

    • @weavariothebookbeast3652
      @weavariothebookbeast3652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@goatyboatyboo5448 kinky

    • @goatyboatyboo5448
      @goatyboatyboo5448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@weavariothebookbeast3652 cock n ball torture

    • @dokuganryu1565
      @dokuganryu1565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mathieuleader8601 When you don't know what a stand is...

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dokuganryu1565 yes Stands are superpowers used in the Jojo universe

  • @ramelbusto1011
    @ramelbusto1011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    What if you
    wanted to go [REDACTED]
    But the driver said
    Your stop is [DATA EXPUNGED]

  • @BennerzEC
    @BennerzEC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Its crazy to me that SCP feature films etc aren't being pumped out. The SCP universe is an absolute gold mine of horror creativity.

    • @F4ngel
      @F4ngel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @FullTimeSlacker You don't have to show the horror but merely imply it.

  • @Heizenberg32
    @Heizenberg32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This one has the elements of a classic ghost story. It never quite hits home for me, though. The spider thing kind of takes away from it I think.

    • @Heizenberg32
      @Heizenberg32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @BearSeek Berserker Or "This Book is Full of Spiders" because spiders. Regardless, I love both of those books.

    • @smittyk1378
      @smittyk1378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i think the spider is a hallucination

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The spider thing isn't actually that important. I didn't mind it at all.

    • @Azzabackam
      @Azzabackam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think it depends on the type of horror that's most effective for you. For me it's cosmic horror, and the idea of some spectral entity tied to transit systems that is so unknowable that the best our minds can do is present it as a massive spider monster? That gets to me.

    • @lastofthe4horsemen279
      @lastofthe4horsemen279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Azzabackam i agree

  • @rickwitt7373
    @rickwitt7373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Lets talk about something a bit more mundane, it's a ticket." Oh cool that's pretty neat "it drives you literally crazy everyone dissappears an you can't leave." Oh.. oh no that's bad.
    Of fucking course. Spider conducter.

  • @zedmanifest6320
    @zedmanifest6320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    No way, I read this scp about a week ago and I f$cking loved it, and now you’re doing a vid on it. You just made my shit day a little better

    • @jamiejablonka1487
      @jamiejablonka1487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey man I hope you're alright

    • @s4har4
      @s4har4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      勃起勃起勃起勃起勃起勃起勃起龟头龟头龟头龟头龟头龟头龟头龟头胸部胸部胸部胸部胸部胸部胸部胸部龟头龟头龟头龟头龟头龟头龟头龟头勃起勃起勃起勃起勃起勃起勃起勃起

  • @22DanceFun
    @22DanceFun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    He saw a giant spider
    Me: oh my God! 😨
    -it was wearing a conductors hat
    Me: Aww~😍

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The foundation: *throws D Class at the problem*
    The problem: *laughs* you fools this is exactly what I wanted

  • @eotwn7458
    @eotwn7458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Why tf did I decide to watch this on a bus

    • @Sekhubara
      @Sekhubara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😮

    • @H0thWarrior
      @H0thWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Are you experiencing a growing sense a dread? 😎

    • @stormriderikki27
      @stormriderikki27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@H0thWarrior There is no reply for 3 months, it's already too late, poor soul.

    • @koimeme
      @koimeme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goodbye

    • @starleighpersonal
      @starleighpersonal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im sorry you will be missed

  • @ardoronro6677
    @ardoronro6677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Well, I didn't sleep tonight and it's almost 4am. Now I have to leave for work on the subway in a few minutes. Welp, time for me to go...........God damn it.

    • @1980sBoy
      @1980sBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same here...fuck our lives, eh?

    • @egonieser
      @egonieser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you have a ticket?

    • @ardoronro6677
      @ardoronro6677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does a metro card count?

    • @nurgle333
      @nurgle333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

    • @jessicathemercenary8958
      @jessicathemercenary8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can we get a f for our fallen soldier

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    ... so that's why the spider guy was there? I mean, he wasn't bad actually. He was the nicest bus driver i ever met.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pardon?

    • @jongyon7192p
      @jongyon7192p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fulcrum2951 spiders werent bats.

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think he meant bad

    • @jongyon7192p
      @jongyon7192p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lorekeeper685 What's his problem with bus drivers...?

    • @CoffeeSuccubus
      @CoffeeSuccubus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lorekeeper685 her*

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is one of the more interesting eras of SCP, back when the Foundation writers seemed to want to actually explore and try to dissect anomalies instead of just "placate or destroy".

  • @snakeyman5560
    @snakeyman5560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Oh my god it's just like that one episode of Love, Death and Robots.

    • @snakeyman5560
      @snakeyman5560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goopdoodle Y E S H ! That episode.
      What are you doing so far down in the comments?

    • @snakeyman5560
      @snakeyman5560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goopdoodle Oof

  • @mattwoodard2535
    @mattwoodard2535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    There is a reality bending spider like thing in the "afterlife" found in SCP-2922 called "The Impenetrable". It might be related to the spider conductor. sm

  • @jongyon7192p
    @jongyon7192p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    This one was fascinating cuz even the Foundation couldn't handle it.
    Ben Kondraki was also with Clef when that final incident happened. What kind of experiment would he have done if he got a hold of 342 after that experience?

    • @somerandomguyontheinternet162
      @somerandomguyontheinternet162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If it's Kondraki he would've probably used the ticket and boarded a train with a full arsenal of weaponry to try and kill the anomaly himself

    • @jongyon7192p
      @jongyon7192p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@somerandomguyontheinternet162 I bet it really did happen. Hope someone writes a tale of it.

    • @BullMcCloud
      @BullMcCloud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      makes me wonder if Lord Blackwood could've encountered this one on one of his trips to the Americas

    • @ItRemindMeOfHome
      @ItRemindMeOfHome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@BullMcCloud Lord Blackwood and the Nightmare Locomotive

    • @kayaryn8763
      @kayaryn8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kondraki was there? I haven’t read this since before I started researching scp personnel.

  • @illuminocalypse5210
    @illuminocalypse5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I really like that, whenever you cover an SCP entry, you always do more than just read the entry itself, but also give your own take on it or even just give it an introduction in your own words before starting. It just showcases that much extra effort and that's always awesome. You and Volgun (who only reads the entries, but does so in-character and theatrically, which adds authenticity to his readings) do some of the best SCP videos on TH-cam.

  • @revspikejonez
    @revspikejonez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Having had a dissociative fugue on public transport, this story always felt like an accurate depiction of paranoia.

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Me killing a Crippled Jockey be like

    • @veryexciteddog963
      @veryexciteddog963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dojya~n

    • @bernardosales1044
      @bernardosales1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gyro I know we have to terminate this SCP but Jesus talked to me and he said we have to kill the president

    • @ChokingOnRazors
      @ChokingOnRazors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bernardo Sales lmfao

    • @liber5964
      @liber5964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just give up cripple, i have eaten all the parts of jesus on my cereal today, i now have a big ass wall

    • @goofyahsound1466
      @goofyahsound1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No u

  • @godzillakaijuboy
    @godzillakaijuboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Train Eater: Finally. A worthy opponent. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

  • @viciouswaffle4809
    @viciouswaffle4809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *gets on the school bus*
    "Hey you passed the school"
    *realization*

  • @nonancourt
    @nonancourt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    This is definitrly one of my favorite SCP's, really glad you coveredit

    • @devoteDGhoul
      @devoteDGhoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ehh i prefer the hanged kings tragedy play

  • @extremelyunfunny2445
    @extremelyunfunny2445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    SHES GOT A TICKET TO RIDE

  • @CrazyBanana510
    @CrazyBanana510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel like The Polar Express should be an SCP.

  • @YeetTheSlavs
    @YeetTheSlavs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ticket to Ride?! That's my favorite song from the band "The [REDACTED]"

  • @shottysteve
    @shottysteve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    haha I’m so captivated like I’m eating my second bag of cheezits and then you say “wearing a conductors hat” and I just feel stupid

  • @robertmaniac
    @robertmaniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Exploring series: as long as you don't use public transportation everyday you're probably safe.
    Me: guess I'll die.

  • @EastsideShowSCP
    @EastsideShowSCP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is actually one of the stories I plan on re-reading on my list. Its a great story that seems to fall under the radar for stories for some reason. I find it very interesting and compelling, especially the ending, for that hook.

  • @vb2050
    @vb2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "But, as long as you don't take a bus or a train every day, you'll probably be fine"
    probably...
    PROBABLY???

  • @marthamaywhovier5962
    @marthamaywhovier5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    16:57 jesus christ:"recreated footage of the incident, circa 1994" I live that so much haha😂

  • @andrewmatseshe7343
    @andrewmatseshe7343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Dude, your channel is seriously one of the best on TH-cam. I’m trying to spread the love on social media. Keep putting out these hitters my man! 👍🏿

  • @halthammerzeit
    @halthammerzeit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:12 It's written in Polish: Welcome to the journey.
    It took me a moment to recognize my own language, and that says something about storytelling. Great job!

  • @soulcrusherx29
    @soulcrusherx29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "O - Oh and, Summer, if suddenly start hearing thoughts that seem... *SPIDERY* , Ignore them."

    • @luska5522
      @luska5522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KEEP SUMMER SAFE

  • @tommywilson9800
    @tommywilson9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    SCP-342: Oh, you almost had it! Gotta be quicker than that!

  • @xan9224
    @xan9224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think I'm gonna be sad.
    I think it's today, yeah.

    • @randomnessrules4971
      @randomnessrules4971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The SCP that's driving me mad
      Is going away, yeah

  • @GlowingGoldGames
    @GlowingGoldGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hey since I’m early I wanted to let you know I’ve been really enjoying your videos since I found your channel around the time you started posting SCP content and I really like your concise and informative analysis of each SCP or topic and I love the attention your videos give the SCP universe, thank you for existing.

  • @andrewponder3855
    @andrewponder3855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Let's take a break, for a moment, from world ending threats-"
    Me: Oh Thank goodness!

  • @therandomraccoondog2018
    @therandomraccoondog2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the true form of the ticket is a small ripped paper saying "your immune Congratulations use this paper for a free ride to..."

  • @muhammadafiq5791
    @muhammadafiq5791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    SCP makes me afraid of EVERYTHING

    • @blackpyxy9583
      @blackpyxy9583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muhammad Afiq the Scp foundation never fails to give me chills🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Foundation has a reset button.
      We don't.
      That makes our world way more horrifying

  • @studentloans2488
    @studentloans2488 ปีที่แล้ว

    The instances of trying to leave the bus but once you try to, a bunch of entities perfectly replicating a crowd real humans group up around the entrance and frowns upon and berates you for pushing them and being impolite while innocuously making it physically impossible for you to leave is so perfectly classic SCP material

  • @AB-bg7os
    @AB-bg7os 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    One of the experiment was literally just the foundation making an excuse to gon a trip

  • @quintonsloan3666
    @quintonsloan3666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So this was my first scp and I gotta say one of my favorites because it's just so uncomplicated and nice

  • @VoidVagabond
    @VoidVagabond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every time you start your SCP videos I half expect you to say "S.C. Johnson, a Family Company".

  • @jimmyelkordy3752
    @jimmyelkordy3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:30
    True terror in that cat poster

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well you know what Hunter S. Thompson said "buy the ticket, take the ride"

  • @ShanerTheGrey
    @ShanerTheGrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What I love about SCP is how the foundation seriously gives there all to figure this shit out and was pretty realistic.

  • @seankavanagh3742
    @seankavanagh3742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Amazing, scary, thrilling thank you for introducing me to the SCP universe! Totally hooked!

  • @joy-ok4ny
    @joy-ok4ny 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:45 I love how the train is creepy but there's a cute cat picture

  • @charleskehl1142
    @charleskehl1142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm curious what would happen if Clef were to use the ticket. Given that he's a reality anchor, would it have an effect?
    Also, I ride a bus to and from work every day and I hate that I know this exists now lol.

  • @callmequaz9052
    @callmequaz9052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As long as you dont take a bus or train every day, you're probably fine.
    Me, looking for my bus pass: *sweating intensifies*

  • @Nono-hk3is
    @Nono-hk3is 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Uhhhh, how about we talk about how F*CKING AWESOME a Hall and Oates / Billy Joel double header must have been!
    (Ticket in lower right corner of the first image.)

  • @ryanswaynow
    @ryanswaynow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should've quoted the Beatles song "ticket to ride" at the end of this video.
    "She's got a ticket to ride and she don't care."

  • @fuckitweballin759
    @fuckitweballin759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "Ticket to ride" (shows the inside of a train).
    Me:This is gonna be a Dojyaaaaaaan~ moment boys

    • @bitchtitchs
      @bitchtitchs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      this scp feels like the exact opposite of the stand

    • @bitchtitchs
      @bitchtitchs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fuck wait [REDACT] thats a chapter ain't it not a stand

    • @jesseroach7978
      @jesseroach7978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@bitchtitchs It's the name of the corpse's ability "Love Train" is a different ability using "Ticket to Ride"

    • @whitestorm8287
      @whitestorm8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👌

    • @fuckitweballin759
      @fuckitweballin759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bitchtitchs if i'm not mistaken it was lucy steele's "stand"

  • @e.v4892
    @e.v4892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This doesn't sound like Lucy Steel's stand at all.

  • @donrob7779
    @donrob7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never have I ever felt so elated to ride a bike 15 miles

  • @risakyu
    @risakyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    need a [Ticket to ride] the [Love train]

    • @ChokingOnRazors
      @ChokingOnRazors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Assam Citrus can’t wait to meet the US president

    • @Meme-pg5tw
      @Meme-pg5tw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And i regret looking at the comments

    • @goofyahsound1466
      @goofyahsound1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you have me flashback

  • @jazzco4871
    @jazzco4871 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is one of the best ones showing competence and dedicated personalitys of the SCP personnel

  • @karlkhai51
    @karlkhai51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I guess Uber or Taxis don't get effected, cause they don't use tickets. But i'm sure there's an SCP for that.

    • @karlkhai51
      @karlkhai51 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vexyx- Fuck, i just finished the video. I spoke too soon.

  • @firk_figgler
    @firk_figgler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Im going down to a [REDACTED] station
    Gonna get a ticket to ride
    Gonna find that lady with 2 or 3 [DATA EXPUNGED] and [REDACTED]

  • @Rhylar
    @Rhylar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wanna know what would happen if you were to look at a picture of 096, and then boarded 342

    • @SupahDoesTech
      @SupahDoesTech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, depending on how you interpret this, this could end in different ways that raise more questions. Such as how fast can 96 move? I checked the wiki and it's a speed range of 35 kph to a redacted three didgit value, we shall call it 999 (620 mph) for a worst case scenario. Can it outpace the vehicle itself? If it's land or sea, yes. The only real world land vehicle that could outrun 096 (off the top of my head) is the thrust SSC) but that vehicle like all others has to stop eventually.
      So 096 finds your vehicle of choice, let's say a train. We have another issue. Can 096 even board that train? It's known it will stop at nothing to kill what has seen it, but we also know getting 096-1 off this wild ride is highly unlikely, and getting on the train to get 096-1 out also is no mean feat. So either the crowd is made anomalous and we end up with an unstoppable force and an immovable object senario, or we end up with a wall of people controlled by the ticket to keep 096 out and 096-1 in massacred, followed by the death of 096-1 by the hands of 096, or a battle between 096 and the spider of 342 to kill 096-1. Maybe the passengers allow him on to kill 096-1 because the motivation behind the controller of the ticket is to kill, the method not being of concern. At this point its not if you die, it's how and when.
      Given that in the story they are on public transportation for a long duration of time, hours even, that in the event that 096 can get on the train, you will die by 096 most cases. If the trip was short, you would die to 342.
      Now, if you boarded a spaceship to never return to earth, it's by 342 you die, as 096 can't reach you.

  • @carolynallisee2463
    @carolynallisee2463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one creeped me out, tapping into my long-held anxieties with public transport, as it did. I'm lucky I'm a car driver!

  • @anthonyfanchin1144
    @anthonyfanchin1144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You board this train and takes you to your next stop...
    The Twilight Zone

  • @hateexmachina
    @hateexmachina 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dreary bleak weather, other passengers taking on a horrific appearance, pathological fear of everybody else on board and a journey that seems to take forever...
    That's basically the experience you get on every train journey in northern England.

  • @DGP406
    @DGP406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    ''recreated footage of the incident, circa 1994''
    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • @m1xedp1ckle
    @m1xedp1ckle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I found this channel through the Salem witch trials video and had never heard of SCP. Auto play was on and this video started. I spent the first 10 minutes thinking this was a real event and shitting myself scared. Excellent video !

  • @bideabiere6125
    @bideabiere6125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    22:28 i'm probably gonna walk 50 km everyday now

  • @MillennialJo
    @MillennialJo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how well structured the SPC works especially in these cases. In normal horror stories/lores characters tent to act stupid or unrealistic

  • @mrrp405
    @mrrp405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:14 *"S t o p h o r s i ng a r o u n d ."*

  • @twibz4629
    @twibz4629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Need a ticket to ride the love train

  • @jesseroach7978
    @jesseroach7978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    342 is the power of the corpse of Jesus to redirect all negative things away from itself

  • @iBenjamin1000
    @iBenjamin1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Extradimensional spider that uses the ticket as a bizarre lure for prey. But also, those images of empty train cars were the scariest part of the video. I saw the tracks leading into darkness and went nope.

  • @pocketmonster1088
    @pocketmonster1088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Stand User: Lucy Steel
    Stand Name: [Ticket to Ride]

  • @NoNumbersAfterName
    @NoNumbersAfterName 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SCP-342 is one of my favorite SCPs. The story is so personal, so terrifying.