With D class being chosen for commiting heinous crimes and most people in the Foundation being desensitized to the heinous crimes their job requires, its unsurprising the Saint Peter analogue judged most of them to descend. Their sample group has a clear bias.
@@thega.merdude The way they produce amnestics is by consigning people to spiritual and mental oblivion by Anantashesha. They continuously sacrifice infants to The Deer. They callously burn people alive to get answers from The Liar's Cradle. There are tons of examples that would condemn the actions the Foundation's staff take to preserve normalcy.
@@thega.merdudeA higher percentage of foundation personnel descended then d-class, I doubt an equal number of d-class and foundation staff were tested.
Many D-class are just prisoners from very bad law systems, in most cannons. The Foundation doesn't do politics, just takes the prisoners, which includes oppresive regimes incarcerating on masse. So, it makes sense that most of D-class personnel would be political prisoners, members of oppressed minorities, and so on. Those are not bad people, some could in fact be way better people than the regular Foundation agents and researchers, without much effort. Just think of a political prisoner of North Korea being sent to a Foundation site, they could very well be a good person with high ethical standards. It's just that it is more attractive to read about violent criminals getting mauled by monsters, rather than those people. It is my personal headcannon that most of non-violent D-class probably do the less dangerous tasks (eating those infinte cakes, cleaning up, non-dangerous testing) while they throw the "bad ones" at the dangerous stuff. And monthly D-class termination is a myth, as it is impossible to sustain even if they would be willing to do it in the first place. Otherwise, the Foundation would be cruel and evil to a very stupid level.
"Is it Sunday? Is Sunday a good idea?" might be an in-universe mistranation. Sunday, in Russian, is also tbe word for reincarnation, or coming back to life, ala Christ.
Its progress, they also created an endless board game to keep all their dead agents from going to hell (SCP-5370). It made it hard to consult with the dead, so that had to be fixed.
@@KaiserAfini Is this a part of a Cannon? I like the whole idea of the international geniuses working a veiled humanitarian project during the nuclear age.
I was so excited when this video came up in my notifications that I accidentally spilled my spaghetti on the floor can you reimburse my loss in any way?
I like how pretty early on it's explained that 70% of D class personnel get sent down in the elevator, but the number is 75% for foundation personnel, not so subtly suggesting that the jailors are worse people than the criminals.
the "go up = transmit signal, go down = cease to exist" thing makes me thing of the good nut / bad nut system in charlie & the chocolate factory where trained squirrels would see if a nut is good or bad and either put it through a chute going up to production or throw it down a pit to an incinerator edit: i wrote this comment before i watched the part about the addendums haha if only i waited a bit this would be made much clearer
Wait, so the machine was both a catch and release system, so to speak? It pulled people in at the moment of death so they could be scanned, and then sent them on to their afterlife as well? Huh, I thought at first it was just a means of teleporting people to their paradise. Amazing bit of shade about the Foundation inserted in there, too, that the vast majority of them would be sent "downwards".
This is apparently only the case because a vast majority of the Foundation staff are indoctrinated/believe that they are genuinely doing the right thing. "the greater good"
An absolutely horrific, mind-bending case presented by Dr. Millar in such a detached, clinical way that I had to get to the end to realize that this scheme is ABSOLUTELY FREAKING INSANE!! Thanks, Volgun.
I swear you’re reading my mind. First I read about Not Deer and think “I wish Volgun made a video about this so I can show my dad.” And suddenly you do. Now I finish rereading the Scp 2000 contest entries and think “I really like Jugó Nova :)” And BAM! Here it is!
You thought wrong, my friend! Jk! But yeah, nah. Made this account in like 2007 and have way too many subscriptions to track one channel like that. I normally binge one subject or channel and then on to a completely different subject/channel by the next week. My feed is constantly switching up. I’m assuming Volgun popped up in it today because I watched a 40k lore video yesterday. Last week it was all neuroscience.
I don’t know why but half way through I got Stairway to Heaven in my head well this was playing 😅 Interesting concept, but definitely flawed in design. The machine seems to select people at random to be ‘judged’ according to unknown criteria based on brain scans. The unworthy gets yeeted downwards. I’d assume into the core to be instantly cremated but that’s never specified. The worthy are sent to a space station. This is supposed to be something akin to heaven but it sounds like they didn’t think things out completely. So basically either way you’re being teleported to your death. Fun!
Hmm i wondered what went wrong? I see two initial possibilities These scientists were quite absent minded. If you are capable of forgetting about needing food than perhaps you would miss the fact that the room would fill up to fast. The mention about someone getting shot and the mention of the satellite being incomplete might lead to someone making an attempt to activate the machine early to save themselves.
ALternativly, nothing went wrong. Report says the satellite could be either brakeing down or still be in construction. Construction crews were mentioned in the broadcasts. It also says the rads are a defence system. So could be just the intake system broke and the whole thing is working out fine.
@@MeepChangelingit's possible that there's a second reinforced building. Remember, the only reason the first was discovered was because of the fact that passers by could see the corpses inside.
@@jwalster9412 or several. Jesus, now every time I visit a place like some hotel where you have to use your key card to get to your floor, I'm going to be a bit apprehensive. I already have one elevator hang up because of a dumb story I read 35 or so years ago, when I was in 5th grade.
my take is that the whole Jugo Nova is a shitshow right now. If the note still on board means that the problem has not been attended yet this means people who got "sent to heaven" basically have no food and either starved already or wait for the next unfortunate who gets booted up to be eaten. I guess it's fitting punishment for "wanting to make heaven for the special"
Cool. Little fact. The house that's playing in the video at the very beginning? I actually know for a fact that that house is in Germany and used to belong to a cannibal. It's a lot of history into that house. Either that or that's a host that looks almost exactly like it with virtually the same damage to it. And since a lot of houses at the time were built like that, it could be not the exact house. But still.
Oh, how lucky you are! I remember how intrigued I was when I first stumbled upon an SCP Foundation Article Reading, not quite knowing what to make of it, having never heard about it before, but knowing that I was loving it. You've got quite the Journey ahead of you! It was so great when I had all the Videos of TheVolgun (and finding over time the few others out there who do this properly) to watch; such a wonderful rabbit hole to jump into! If you haven't already, I suggest you listen his Max Lombardi Videos (there's a Playlist with all of them). It's very early work, yet still to this day amongst the very best of the best Voice Acting he's ever done, and that's quite a high bar to reach! As always, the Lombardi Tales might not be your thing, and it's perfectly okay, as the SCP Foundation has such a broad range of styles and genres, cold and sterile to dumb, warm and fuzzy, with pure skin crawling body horror, weird & disturbing eldritch abominations, (noir) detective stories, amazing science-fiction, golden comedy, mind bending meta narratives with traveling in time, space, dimensions, parallel universes, dreams, global human consciousness network to high fantasy destinations full of Magic, with Mystery in almost every Article or Tale's DNA... That it's pretty difficult to find someone who can't find at least a few Stories to their taste!
I gotta be honest, this one was really hard to follow, very confusing. It's a network of sites on earth and there's teleportation and brain scans and then people go into the sky to a space station...? And it's a ripoff of Bioshock?
It’s essentially artificial heaven. You are judged by like an ai or algorithm and sent to the satellite which is Heaven, but they forgot that so many people die each minute and the intake pipes got clogged. It’s a classic tale of mankind’s hubris, a modern day tower of babel.
What I find funny is that more of the Foudation personel descended than D-class. Maybe because the Foundation has many people in it that will do "evil" acts that they don't regret, as they see it as necessary for the protection of humanity.
@@user-et2dx5du7e More like if a guy sends 20 other guys to potentially die brutally just so they know how some magic object works, then are they a good guy?
Just remember that Dr Millar not knowing how something is pronounced doesn't necessarily mean Volgun is unaware. After all, Millar is canonically American, and we are less likely to know actual pronunciation from other cultures compared to most locales. (Or at least that's my head canon for why Millar gets pronunciations wrong, lol)
@@homegrowntwinkie Esperanto was created by a guy from the part of the world where "j" is typically used to write the sound that English writes with "y" (as for example my native tongue, Czech, or German does) and so Esperanto follows that practice. The first sound in English "Giant" is written completely differently and in Esperanto it is viewed as a modification of g, so it is written with ĝ.
@@TheoEvian I think @homegrowntwinkie was just confused by your phrasing. Adding _"In Esperanto,_ "j" is pronounced as "y" in English" would make it clearer. :)
if i was elderly, i'd jump in. i mean it sounds like it might be a method of rebirth, or destruction, so if you're going to die anyway then you have nothing to lose.
It sounds like the author accounted for the extra time to go around the earth in extending their day, but forgot that since it's in geosynchronous orbit the satellite would still go around in 24 hours
Yep! Exactly. Still, the amount of Research done well by this Article's Author is fantastic! Can't be perfect all the time! Luckily, a Reader who's registered to the SCP Wiki will inform the Author of this oversight in the Discussion Section of this Article and it will either be fixed by abandoning the 36h/day idea or making additional changes to the story as a result, like most Articles! It's really neat that we can go and dig back earlier Versions of the Articles, save for when they get removed (and Archived I believe? And also when SCP's, especially the earlier ones, are deemed offending to "modern" sensitivities, for good but usually for worse, leading to the disappearance of many great, even if very flawed, early SCP's that were integral to the Universe and its Signature Mythos). @@abydosianchulac2
@@abydosianchulac2 Or maybe the system was set to use a "new and improved" time standard with a 36-hour day. That sort of thing would fit in _perfectly_ with using Esperanto and all that.
15:45 "esperanto accent" got a double-take but looked it up and wiki says there are "a few thousand" native speakers irl (also that it's the only constructed language with that many), so not such a crazy idea.
2:45 I jump-scared myself with this on the other monitor while playing some Phasmo, glanced over to see what vaguely looked like a face. Gap between paragraphs is the mouth, and the two redacted parts are the eyes. You're welcome, suffer with me. Lol.
An Esperanto accent is hard to imagine. Does anyone even learn that as a first language? And on that note, I’d love to hear a pig Latin accent. Or toki pona. Lol
SCP Contra Intelligence Memo 777001. It was discovered that " mankind " and " humankind " are memetically, numerologically, gematrically, and genetically different lines and should not be referred to collectively as such in any future comm's. The need to overcome a global terminology misusage that is deeply engrained is being considered in depth. We are not all " humans " here.
"rother" I've noticed this for a while now and hope to say this purely constructively. The American accent pronounces 'rather' as if the words Rat and Her were mashed together with the TH soft consonant. Your accent is freaking incredible. As and American, it's so cool to hear a non-American hit the metropolitan accent so closely without southernisms. Seriously, I mean this only constructively as it takes me out a little. Your work is incredible, keep it up!
Looking at each component description this does sound like a attempted artificial accension for the worthy. Putting their current technology around something anomalous to force the accension to occur. But during one experiment to see if it can give the ones who die throughout the whole world a chance to ascend. It was to much and detonated. And then there was a revolt against them due to the blunt trauma found which there be plenty of reason for revenge against the radicals category of logic. But the survivors didn't realize their security systems sealed them in which later on the survivors wasted away trapped inside but as a last act of defiance may of destroyed the data on what it is to prevent a second attempt.
Hey hey hey Vol Boy! Back again for my scheduled request of “What happened to Site-13?”. Well, like I always say, I’ll ask forever, and it’s still the most requested video on your DC. 💋
So someone had a lofty goal of making heaven And what they got is basically Elysium in disrepair and without food access- if the note stapled to the board is to be believed as something that "is to do". In that way, the lucky ones are ones for got judged to Descend by Piotyr- ceising to exist is far preferable to being stuck on (possibly) irradiated space station without food and either starving or waiting for the "next unfortunate" who gets ported in to become dinner
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With D class being chosen for commiting heinous crimes and most people in the Foundation being desensitized to the heinous crimes their job requires, its unsurprising the Saint Peter analogue judged most of them to descend. Their sample group has a clear bias.
To be fair, the number of D-class used by the foundation seems like it *far* outpaces the number of people who actually commit heinous crimes.
funny that more foundation members descended than d-class personnel.
@@thega.merdude The way they produce amnestics is by consigning people to spiritual and mental oblivion by Anantashesha. They continuously sacrifice infants to The Deer. They callously burn people alive to get answers from The Liar's Cradle. There are tons of examples that would condemn the actions the Foundation's staff take to preserve normalcy.
@@thega.merdudeA higher percentage of foundation personnel descended then d-class, I doubt an equal number of d-class and foundation staff were tested.
Many D-class are just prisoners from very bad law systems, in most cannons. The Foundation doesn't do politics, just takes the prisoners, which includes oppresive regimes incarcerating on masse. So, it makes sense that most of D-class personnel would be political prisoners, members of oppressed minorities, and so on. Those are not bad people, some could in fact be way better people than the regular Foundation agents and researchers, without much effort. Just think of a political prisoner of North Korea being sent to a Foundation site, they could very well be a good person with high ethical standards. It's just that it is more attractive to read about violent criminals getting mauled by monsters, rather than those people.
It is my personal headcannon that most of non-violent D-class probably do the less dangerous tasks (eating those infinte cakes, cleaning up, non-dangerous testing) while they throw the "bad ones" at the dangerous stuff. And monthly D-class termination is a myth, as it is impossible to sustain even if they would be willing to do it in the first place. Otherwise, the Foundation would be cruel and evil to a very stupid level.
Classic "Impossibly advanced technology that fails catastrophically due to simple miscalculation", my favorite
Jeez, how many of those do we have?
"Is it Sunday? Is Sunday a good idea?"
might be an in-universe mistranation. Sunday, in Russian, is also tbe word for reincarnation, or coming back to life, ala Christ.
So they created heaven, but didn’t account for the amount of people that die everyday?
Its progress, they also created an endless board game to keep all their dead agents from going to hell (SCP-5370). It made it hard to consult with the dead, so that had to be fixed.
@@KaiserAfini Is this a part of a Cannon? I like the whole idea of the international geniuses working a veiled humanitarian project during the nuclear age.
@@ozymandiasramesses1773 I am not sure if they are within the same cannon, just thought they were interesting takes on manufactured afterlives.
Me: I should listen to some SCPs before going to sleep
TheVolgun: I gotchu
Always a gamble
@@jasonutty52 never stop
I was so excited when this video came up in my notifications that I accidentally spilled my spaghetti on the floor can you reimburse my loss in any way?
No fucking way I just got my spaghetti done too I'm not joking
Palms are sweaty...
Would you believe it, mine fell right out too!
moms spaghetti
Sadly you're pasta statute of limitations.
I like how pretty early on it's explained that 70% of D class personnel get sent down in the elevator, but the number is 75% for foundation personnel, not so subtly suggesting that the jailors are worse people than the criminals.
the criminal did their crime once and got punished
the jailer does their crime in perpetuality without punishment
Or so they think
the "go up = transmit signal, go down = cease to exist" thing makes me thing of the good nut / bad nut system in charlie & the chocolate factory where trained squirrels would see if a nut is good or bad and either put it through a chute going up to production or throw it down a pit to an incinerator
edit: i wrote this comment before i watched the part about the addendums haha if only i waited a bit this would be made much clearer
this scp along with unlondon would make fire ass bioshock games
Wait, so the machine was both a catch and release system, so to speak? It pulled people in at the moment of death so they could be scanned, and then sent them on to their afterlife as well? Huh, I thought at first it was just a means of teleporting people to their paradise.
Amazing bit of shade about the Foundation inserted in there, too, that the vast majority of them would be sent "downwards".
It was a really neat bit of shade lol
This is apparently only the case because a vast majority of the Foundation staff are indoctrinated/believe that they are genuinely doing the right thing.
"the greater good"
That's it. The next BioShock game is going to happen in cyberspace.
Yeah I was thinking of rapture the whole time. Especially the videos being played were just like Andrew Ryan.
That would be the games that inspired Bioshock: System Shock.
An absolutely horrific, mind-bending case presented by Dr. Millar in such a detached, clinical way that I had to get to the end to realize that this scheme is ABSOLUTELY FREAKING INSANE!! Thanks, Volgun.
I recently got back into scp content. Lovely to see you still fighting the good fight
Doctor miller is the only person I get my SCP info from.
The only qualified Foundation Researcher for D-class training.
I started with Volgun and it spoiled me. The other guys really aren't very good in comparison
Bedtime SCP is really good as well.@@jaemotoo
@lastofthe4horsemen279 Yeah, I found him recently and I agree
I swear you’re reading my mind. First I read about Not Deer and think “I wish Volgun made a video about this so I can show my dad.” And suddenly you do. Now I finish rereading the Scp 2000 contest entries and think “I really like Jugó Nova :)” And BAM! Here it is!
I think we can all agree, when we see Volgun notifications, we click without hesitation.
some universal laws:
what goes up must come down
we come from dust and to dust we will return
when volgun uploads, one clicks
He posts early in the day for me and I wait til I'm going to bed to click but in spirit yes
Clearly there is some mind altering SCP involved. No youtuber should have this power.
You thought wrong, my friend!
Jk! But yeah, nah. Made this account in like 2007 and have way too many subscriptions to track one channel like that. I normally binge one subject or channel and then on to a completely different subject/channel by the next week. My feed is constantly switching up. I’m assuming Volgun popped up in it today because I watched a 40k lore video yesterday. Last week it was all neuroscience.
I click with some hesitation... SCP-3426 still gives me nightmares to this day. How can something so fake feel so real
@TheVolgun you should absolutely do an audiobook collection of these, I'd buy it and listen to it on my dog walks.
I don’t know why but half way through I got Stairway to Heaven in my head well this was playing 😅
Interesting concept, but definitely flawed in design. The machine seems to select people at random to be ‘judged’ according to unknown criteria based on brain scans. The unworthy gets yeeted downwards. I’d assume into the core to be instantly cremated but that’s never specified. The worthy are sent to a space station. This is supposed to be something akin to heaven but it sounds like they didn’t think things out completely. So basically either way you’re being teleported to your death. Fun!
That depends if the gamma emissions from the station are only directed outwards or not. Might be a whole colony in that thing.
@@AndrewHalliwell there was a a paper noting something about food production which tells me they still had things to complete
Thanks for still doing this style of content for us Volgun. Its so good.
Public disappearances covered up by amnestics:
“You never had a sister”
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.
Hmm i wondered what went wrong?
I see two initial possibilities
These scientists were quite absent minded. If you are capable of forgetting about needing food than perhaps you would miss the fact that the room would fill up to fast.
The mention about someone getting shot and the mention of the satellite being incomplete might lead to someone making an attempt to activate the machine early to save themselves.
ALternativly, nothing went wrong. Report says the satellite could be either brakeing down or still be in construction. Construction crews were mentioned in the broadcasts. It also says the rads are a defence system. So could be just the intake system broke and the whole thing is working out fine.
@@MeepChangelingit's possible that there's a second reinforced building. Remember, the only reason the first was discovered was because of the fact that passers by could see the corpses inside.
@@jwalster9412 or several. Jesus, now every time I visit a place like some hotel where you have to use your key card to get to your floor, I'm going to be a bit apprehensive. I already have one elevator hang up because of a dumb story I read 35 or so years ago, when I was in 5th grade.
my take is that the whole Jugo Nova is a shitshow right now.
If the note still on board means that the problem has not been attended yet this means people who got "sent to heaven" basically have no food and either starved already or wait for the next unfortunate who gets booted up to be eaten.
I guess it's fitting punishment for "wanting to make heaven for the special"
Cool. Little fact. The house that's playing in the video at the very beginning? I actually know for a fact that that house is in Germany and used to belong to a cannibal. It's a lot of history into that house.
Either that or that's a host that looks almost exactly like it with virtually the same damage to it. And since a lot of houses at the time were built like that, it could be not the exact house. But still.
You know what, I might as well subscribe since I listen to every single one of these...
Oh, how lucky you are! I remember how intrigued I was when I first stumbled upon an SCP Foundation Article Reading, not quite knowing what to make of it, having never heard about it before, but knowing that I was loving it.
You've got quite the Journey ahead of you! It was so great when I had all the Videos of TheVolgun (and finding over time the few others out there who do this properly) to watch; such a wonderful rabbit hole to jump into!
If you haven't already, I suggest you listen his Max Lombardi Videos (there's a Playlist with all of them). It's very early work, yet still to this day amongst the very best of the best Voice Acting he's ever done, and that's quite a high bar to reach!
As always, the Lombardi Tales might not be your thing, and it's perfectly okay, as the SCP Foundation has such a broad range of styles and genres, cold and sterile to dumb, warm and fuzzy, with pure skin crawling body horror, weird & disturbing eldritch abominations, (noir) detective stories, amazing science-fiction, golden comedy, mind bending meta narratives with traveling in time, space, dimensions, parallel universes, dreams, global human consciousness network to high fantasy destinations full of Magic, with Mystery in almost every Article or Tale's DNA... That it's pretty difficult to find someone who can't find at least a few Stories to their taste!
This is giving me some rather vivid flashbacks to UnLondon...
Awesome! Never heard of this scp before. Im glad I come to this channel for it
I gotta be honest, this one was really hard to follow, very confusing. It's a network of sites on earth and there's teleportation and brain scans and then people go into the sky to a space station...? And it's a ripoff of Bioshock?
It’s essentially artificial heaven. You are judged by like an ai or algorithm and sent to the satellite which is Heaven, but they forgot that so many people die each minute and the intake pipes got clogged. It’s a classic tale of mankind’s hubris, a modern day tower of babel.
It will be forever a mystery why the artificial Paradise satélite considered the D-classes and the foundation personal not worthy to ascend 😂
What I find funny is that more of the Foudation personel descended than D-class. Maybe because the Foundation has many people in it that will do "evil" acts that they don't regret, as they see it as necessary for the protection of humanity.
If a guy torture one guy to death for eternity to save the world ,is that guy a good guy or is he a bad guy?
Why spell satellite gayly
@@user-et2dx5du7e The cause doesn't justify all actions.
@@user-et2dx5du7e More like if a guy sends 20 other guys to potentially die brutally just so they know how some magic object works, then are they a good guy?
Hurray for more Volgun! Such a soothing voice
I know you’ve heard this before but your American accent is fantastic. (Please make more shorts)
I swear these scp video's are really a bedtime story for me also creepypasta and i wake up feeling good from these stories
Love this guy
Btw, in Esperanto "j" is pronounced as y in English, not like English "j" which would be written as ĝ.
Just remember that Dr Millar not knowing how something is pronounced doesn't necessarily mean Volgun is unaware.
After all, Millar is canonically American, and we are less likely to know actual pronunciation from other cultures compared to most locales.
(Or at least that's my head canon for why Millar gets pronunciations wrong, lol)
@@OhhCrapGuy It was actually done correctly in most places but in one I think there was a mistake. But I wanted to tell people anyway.
wh.... what?... J is pronounced as Juh. Like the Juh in Giant, Giraffe, Gif, etc. Not y?
@@homegrowntwinkie Esperanto was created by a guy from the part of the world where "j" is typically used to write the sound that English writes with "y" (as for example my native tongue, Czech, or German does) and so Esperanto follows that practice. The first sound in English "Giant" is written completely differently and in Esperanto it is viewed as a modification of g, so it is written with ĝ.
@@TheoEvian I think @homegrowntwinkie was just confused by your phrasing. Adding _"In Esperanto,_ "j" is pronounced as "y" in English" would make it clearer. :)
You know the days fire when the volgun uploads baby!
That elevator better be a fuckin Otis. None of that krupp shit
another great video, Volgun!
Space Neo-Catholism with a side of "we did an oops". Nice.
Really cool to see some Esperanto representation as an esperantist.
TheVolgun, awesome video you deserve more subscribers
if i was elderly, i'd jump in. i mean it sounds like it might be a method of rebirth, or destruction, so if you're going to die anyway then you have nothing to lose.
Well, given the nature of the SCP universe, there is a non zero chance that you may end up suffering eternally.
The problem is that the afterlife is aboard a decaying spaceship that they forgot to provide with a food source.
6:56 What'd the five fingers say to the face?!
Thanks as always for the awesome upload
Thanks as always.
this threw me into a “what is Esperanto?” google rabbit hole I never knew existed…
Seems like a handful of Russians escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...
*hehe!" SPAAAACE!
huge!! new drop
Squirrels through videos at work sees SCP goes oh yeah I like ~falling down rabbit hole~
Requires the authorization of 2 level 5 personnel? Ok, settle down.
Might as well just have mad eot so that it's not.even an option lol.
Hmmm. I wonder what would happen if they destroyed the satellite.
The GOC would like you.
This was a great one. Loved it. 🎉
OH BOY ITS 3AM!!!
new volgun upload get me hype every time
Thanks Doc 😸
32 Seconds
essentially rapture computer that goes wrong, fuckin metal.
finally the esperanto duolingo pays off in spades
"Bonvenon kaj gratulon, vojaĝanto. Ne maltrankviliĝu. Vi spertas la frukton de la plej bonaj klopodoj kaj atingoj de la homaro."
WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUE!!
This one is one the better one like the hart stone it caught me at the begining i hope it wont be over done if your true creaters make it
36 hours per day? Maybe Sunday was canceled.
Who said it's a day on planet Earth?
It sounds like the author accounted for the extra time to go around the earth in extending their day, but forgot that since it's in geosynchronous orbit the satellite would still go around in 24 hours
Yep! Exactly. Still, the amount of Research done well by this Article's Author is fantastic! Can't be perfect all the time! Luckily, a Reader who's registered to the SCP Wiki will inform the Author of this oversight in the Discussion Section of this Article and it will either be fixed by abandoning the 36h/day idea or making additional changes to the story as a result, like most Articles! It's really neat that we can go and dig back earlier Versions of the Articles, save for when they get removed (and Archived I believe? And also when SCP's, especially the earlier ones, are deemed offending to "modern" sensitivities, for good but usually for worse, leading to the disappearance of many great, even if very flawed, early SCP's that were integral to the Universe and its Signature Mythos).
@@abydosianchulac2
@@abydosianchulac2 Or maybe the system was set to use a "new and improved" time standard with a 36-hour day. That sort of thing would fit in _perfectly_ with using Esperanto and all that.
“Don’t upset the atom, and the atom won’t upset you.”
_-B emits high levels of gamma radiation, rendering it lethal to a 400m radius._
Woops. 😅
15:45 "esperanto accent" got a double-take but looked it up and wiki says there are "a few thousand" native speakers irl (also that it's the only constructed language with that many), so not such a crazy idea.
So they made rapture as as an island 3 space colony?
Nice.
2:45 I jump-scared myself with this on the other monitor while playing some Phasmo, glanced over to see what vaguely looked like a face. Gap between paragraphs is the mouth, and the two redacted parts are the eyes.
You're welcome, suffer with me. Lol.
Here before the routine thumbnail change, pog
I love the longer videos!
Yes please
An Esperanto accent is hard to imagine. Does anyone even learn that as a first language? And on that note, I’d love to hear a pig Latin accent. Or toki pona. Lol
Sounds what Vault-tec would sound like it was run by the Children of Atom
The hotel that has strang cars outside and u must folow along woth the instructions
SCP Contra Intelligence Memo 777001. It was discovered that " mankind " and " humankind " are memetically, numerologically, gematrically, and genetically different lines and should not be referred to collectively as such in any future comm's. The need to overcome a global terminology misusage that is deeply engrained is being considered in depth. We are not all
" humans " here.
This was a really good one!
Volgun Squad Unite
Inspired by titanick almost id say yet its more piret esk could be where the ice burg came from
Peter will find your place. Saint Peter is very picky
I suppose the constantly patrolling atomic guardians explains the highly irradiated satellite.
"rother" I've noticed this for a while now and hope to say this purely constructively. The American accent pronounces 'rather' as if the words Rat and Her were mashed together with the TH soft consonant. Your accent is freaking incredible. As and American, it's so cool to hear a non-American hit the metropolitan accent so closely without southernisms. Seriously, I mean this only constructively as it takes me out a little. Your work is incredible, keep it up!
lol @ "esperanto accent". sounds like it could be some kind of psychosis, maybe even an scp of it's own.
Looking at each component description this does sound like a attempted artificial accension for the worthy. Putting their current technology around something anomalous to force the accension to occur. But during one experiment to see if it can give the ones who die throughout the whole world a chance to ascend. It was to much and detonated. And then there was a revolt against them due to the blunt trauma found which there be plenty of reason for revenge against the radicals category of logic. But the survivors didn't realize their security systems sealed them in which later on the survivors wasted away trapped inside but as a last act of defiance may of destroyed the data on what it is to prevent a second attempt.
Volgun, do some 8000s next!
Hey, dumb question here… can somebody explain what exactly this thing is?
Like is it just manmade afterlife™?
Seems so. Some crazy mad scientist made a building that teleports dead people to an artificial heaven in space.
Hey hey hey Vol Boy! Back again for my scheduled request of “What happened to Site-13?”. Well, like I always say, I’ll ask forever, and it’s still the most requested video on your DC. 💋
The political subtext in this one is very spicy and I like it.
Wait… How did the bodies stay fresh for 20 years?
first minute upload gang
So someone had a lofty goal of making heaven
And what they got is basically Elysium in disrepair and without food access- if the note stapled to the board is to be believed as something that "is to do".
In that way, the lucky ones are ones for got judged to Descend by Piotyr- ceising to exist is far preferable to being stuck on (possibly) irradiated space station without food and either starving or waiting for the "next unfortunate" who gets ported in to become dinner
Truly we can clasify it its as a scp
Is this SCP's name Esperanto for "new game"?
EDIT: hadn't watched video yet. Apparently, "new judge"
Either this was written by ChatGPT, or it was a very stoned individual. Because this is what l would write right now 😂.
Don't know why this has been thinking about the Bioshock franchise
Shades of Rapture.
Confessor Cromwell sounds different...
lunch time!
Great video!
If anyone ever finishes all his videos and need more/ take a look at some of the story's I post!
Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens
We here
Let's get SCP-682 into a descending elevator... Just saying.
this sounds like a fallout dlc
Atom powered heaven
So this is basically Final Fantasy XIV Online: Dawntrail?
I was wondering at the slightly weird way you said narrator until I remembered that American isn't your native accent 😮
Reminds of bioshock.