I have no patience for jobs and drug testing. I have no issues straight up telling my employer "I won't do it before work and I won't do it while I'm at work, but at the end of the day once I'm home for the night, you no longer get a say in my actions".
im a truck driver and FSCMA is a real pain in the ass, along with their "clearinghouse" bullshit. so far trucking is one of the few jobs i have had in my life that i can make over 100K without a college degree. i have to go pee in a cup today, it's been over a month since i last consumed any (and it was an occasional user only). i have had my CDL since 2016 and i have occasionally sparked up off duty and never got busted. the laws are still bullshit, it's fully legal on the state level here but the feds are still a problem. i suspect positive changes are coming very soon ,the democraps are going to loose the election and they are going to try anything to win. i think they are going to suddenly legalize...... and it will still cause them to loose, but they will try as a last ditch effort.
There is nothing wrong with thinking like this. You just won't go anywhere in life. People who are worried about drug test actually suffer from trauma so they use drugs to cope. I don't blame anyone for living the way they live. I think we should just leave you alone. I mean who cares if you barely get by.. is there a purpose of life? No you make that yourself. If you want to smoke, go smoke. People telling you don't smoke or smoke is not going to affect anything besides getting you more frustrated. One day you will be ready to quit if you want to and that's your decisions.
I'm so glad I live in New Jersey, we can carry up to 6oz and your job cannot fire or discipline you for a positive THC result. We actually also decriminalized psilocybin mushrooms, they're pretty easy to find these days and it's only a fine for up to an ounce.
I live in NJ and even tho these is true they still never changed the standard DOT testing for THC which is stupid because if its allowed here why is the system still trying to tell you its wrong? Especially the alcholics out there that are able to pass a DOT test no problem
Dude no joke. I been smoking for 10+ years and it took over 95 days to clear up on my urine. Im 6'0 150 pounds and skinny. I was blown away how long it lingers inside your body... after 30 days i bought a test kit and showed positive. So i decided to excerise and drink hella water for the next 30 days.. 60 days in took a test and positive for thc... i couldnt freaking believe it.. i took another one at 90 days and STILL failed. After 5 more days i took another test and passed.. im freaking never smoking weed again. It just take way to long t9 leave your system.
I'm a light weight. An occasional smoked. Now I havnt smoke in over 30 days and still positive. Drinking alot of water zinc and working out sweating in sauna. Wtf hell. I take percocets for a recent surgery and that wasn't even detected. Wth
I eat healthy, drink lots of water as well as tea and I'm a mechanic so I sweat a lot and I'm always on the move, I only smoke on Friday after work with my friends which hopefully gives me enough time to get clean by Monday just incase a random D.T comes and where I'm from and work a random D.T comes every 3-4 months so I'm always the sneaky one 😂
They're also learning about synthetic urine tests because the protein invyour urine bubbles, and the synthetic test liquid wont bubble when they shake the bottle.
@@bmailey75it’s true I lost my job cause the pee collector dude said it had no odor or didn’t “fizz” when he shook it . I can send you a pic of the paper he gave me. Wanted to do a observed UA but I said I had to leave cause he was gunna send the first sample with the observed one
Right. And maybe micro dosing psilocybin would make a world of a difference. Instead of banning and criminalizing nature’s drugs, they could’ve got ahead by medically managing it (that being they haven’t altered things.) So I’m glad they didn’t
I’m 160 and 5’10, work out 5-6 days a week and on a healthy diet the entire time, took me 109 days to test negative. For some people it just stays in your system longer.
So I only need to consume zinc tablets to have clean urine? How long before the test? Or do you mean regularly? Sry, that I did not understand it completely, but I'm not a native speaker...
Ive been bitching about this whole drug test BS since it started back in the 80s. Its an invasion of privacy, but the $ is too good for corporations to ignore. Theres a time and place for drug testing, but just to get a job is not the time or place.
Ive been water drunk before.I carry powder uric acid add water boom!Delta 8 usage is completely legal just say you took some Delta 8 gummies!Not consuming...not an option.
I have 4 days till my test and before this i used to smoke everyday about 2joints of .6 for a couple weeks could you tell me te best way to pass@@NPC13niner5
There’s no evidence of fasting getting rid of thc any faster, but I would assume it would prevent thc from being more stubborn to rid of since in the video it says sugar and fat gives thc more places to “hide.”
@@cubanpothead lack of evidence for a thing does not mean that thing isn’t true. It often just means no one has run the study. I have to think fasting would be the fastest way to remove thc. All else equal - you’ll burn more fat not eating than eating. Although, I’m not sure if it’s as simple as burning fat = removing thc. Perhaps there is some reabsorption - no idea. Of course, gotta be careful to stop that fat burning before the test 🤘
i get drug tested I'm not going to try and figure out ways to pass a drug test it is to risky . I'll just wait till I move out. I was planning to pick up a bong and a Q of Rhythm which is great weed by the way, for his birthday I'm just sad I wont be able to smoke with him.
If you have any openings, I would like to send you a copy of my resumé! Although, I'm saying this upfront, I expect a 6 month vacation... twice a year! 😐
It's a tuff job to do, but you must realize that you have your hands in the same cookie jar. It's easy to grow your own, just make sure it A good soil!!!
So let me get this straight, if I'm at home and not working for days, smoking weed is "risky" for my profession?? Because why ??? How about if I drink all weekend, would that be in your non risky standard?
@@Dougie1969 You missed the FIRST WORD in his comment. Maybe it WOULD be good for your quality of work to lay off the weed though. Your reading comprehension is a bit weak.
my job is stupid and they make you take a stupid drug test to keep your job even though weed is legal here! but the more i look in to in in canada they can't just random drug test you without suspicion i only want to take a toke for pain relief, the longer i work my job the less i want it.
I want to try it for the first time today, but I have a blood test on tuesday (friday now) i've never smoked before some say its 24 hours and some say 1-2 days. Should I be safe?
Most of my clients have been bigger potheads than me. I usually am the one who says, "No thanks, that's enough!" (carpenter/handyman). especially on tall ladders on hot days. NO THANKS!
bro i got locked up and idk when my court date is but ima a heavy smoker, been clean for a week but i atleast wanna do a lil some and chill but i wanna get shi out at least, y’all give me some info please
They didnt tell you about the certo trick or how thc circulates through the body... definitely NOT cannabis experts... sick of these half ass animated videos.
Shouldn’t have to do a drug test when I smoke weed and have a J to myself it will last no longer than an hour the effects but it will be in my system even if I don’t feel high and I’ve taken hours away it will still be in my system but guess what I don’t care I’m disabled lol
Take hair at my job, good luck passing that...........how about if you have a job that checks you dont do it, typical addict mindset, but its "non addictive" Lol................
There’s a shampoo. I used it for 3 different jobs and passed each one. I had to do 2 hair tests in 4 days , the lab made me do another one 4 days later because something happened to the sample. That shampoo worked for my friends at jobs too
Why is a British guy commentating when marijuana is illegal in the UK that doesn't make sense are Americans supposed to be more interested if they hear a British accent.
I have no patience for jobs and drug testing.
I have no issues straight up telling my employer "I won't do it before work and I won't do it while I'm at work, but at the end of the day once I'm home for the night, you no longer get a say in my actions".
im a truck driver and FSCMA is a real pain in the ass, along with their "clearinghouse" bullshit. so far trucking is one of the few jobs i have had in my life that i can make over 100K without a college degree. i have to go pee in a cup today, it's been over a month since i last consumed any (and it was an occasional user only). i have had my CDL since 2016 and i have occasionally sparked up off duty and never got busted. the laws are still bullshit, it's fully legal on the state level here but the feds are still a problem.
i suspect positive changes are coming very soon ,the democraps are going to loose the election and they are going to try anything to win. i think they are going to suddenly legalize...... and it will still cause them to loose, but they will try as a last ditch effort.
When I'm ON the Clock I'm there to Work that's what they pay me for, When I'm OFF the Clock it's MY TIME and that's what I work for !
There is nothing wrong with thinking like this. You just won't go anywhere in life. People who are worried about drug test actually suffer from trauma so they use drugs to cope. I don't blame anyone for living the way they live. I think we should just leave you alone. I mean who cares if you barely get by.. is there a purpose of life? No you make that yourself. If you want to smoke, go smoke. People telling you don't smoke or smoke is not going to affect anything besides getting you more frustrated. One day you will be ready to quit if you want to and that's your decisions.
Your employer doesn't care. Their insurance company does.
Regardless what you do at home...u can't come to work with weed in your system. Even work from home jobs make you test.🤷🏾
A work place who ask me for a drug test isn't a place to work
Must be self employed??? That’s kool if so!!
@@biffteutsch3402colll.. 😂🎉
Always try and get a bigger bag I've been off it for 2 months
Just will power, I was smoking an ounce a week
Spoken like a true loser
I'm so glad I live in New Jersey, we can carry up to 6oz and your job cannot fire or discipline you for a positive THC result. We actually also decriminalized psilocybin mushrooms, they're pretty easy to find these days and it's only a fine for up to an ounce.
I want to live in New Jersey!
Omg what about in the hospitals in NJ? Do they test?
I live in NJ and even tho these is true they still never changed the standard DOT testing for THC which is stupid because if its allowed here why is the system still trying to tell you its wrong? Especially the alcholics out there that are able to pass a DOT test no problem
That's awesome
I live in Jersey but have a CDL, so I’m still screwed
Dude no joke. I been smoking for 10+ years and it took over 95 days to clear up on my urine. Im 6'0 150 pounds and skinny. I was blown away how long it lingers inside your body... after 30 days i bought a test kit and showed positive. So i decided to excerise and drink hella water for the next 30 days.. 60 days in took a test and positive for thc... i couldnt freaking believe it.. i took another one at 90 days and STILL failed. After 5 more days i took another test and passed.. im freaking never smoking weed again. It just take way to long t9 leave your system.
How often did you smoke???
Ive been smokin since 18 up till now i guess..neva once pull handbrake.😂😂oh yeah im 43 now
Isn't there a certain level to be deemed positive.
I'm a light weight. An occasional smoked. Now I havnt smoke in over 30 days and still positive. Drinking alot of water zinc and working out sweating in sauna. Wtf hell. I take percocets for a recent surgery and that wasn't even detected. Wth
Same here man
I eat healthy, drink lots of water as well as tea and I'm a mechanic so I sweat a lot and I'm always on the move, I only smoke on Friday after work with my friends which hopefully gives me enough time to get clean by Monday just incase a random D.T comes and where I'm from and work a random D.T comes every 3-4 months so I'm always the sneaky one 😂
Marijuana has a half life.. thus makes almost no sense. I guess your not a habitual smoker.
One day we’ll look back at marijuana drug tests and laugh
They're also learning about synthetic urine tests because the protein invyour urine bubbles, and the synthetic test liquid wont bubble when they shake the bottle.
I’ve used “fetish” urine. It must have uric acid in it.
BS Not everyone bubbles Its a myth Stop the lies I do not bubble
I've never seen no one shake the bottle of urine. Where did you get that info.. and don't say do your research. You just made this up.
@@bmailey75it’s true I lost my job cause the pee collector dude said it had no odor or didn’t “fizz” when he shook it . I can send you a pic of the paper he gave me. Wanted to do a observed UA but I said I had to leave cause he was gunna send the first sample with the observed one
Marijuana should be okay, anything else, no exception.
Ikr man.
Right. And maybe micro dosing psilocybin would make a world of a difference. Instead of banning and criminalizing nature’s drugs, they could’ve got ahead by medically managing it (that being they haven’t altered things.) So I’m glad they didn’t
True. They are just nit picking.
If its legal it shouldn't be on the drug test for illegal.
@@jzblue345 I agree.
I used UPass synthetic and guess what? The clinic calling me today smh. Meaning that didn't work
So u failed??
I recently used upass didn't pass
I used it and pass every time just have to make sure temperature is good
You must have the synthetic urine with uric acid. That’s the most important part.
I’m 160 and 5’10, work out 5-6 days a week and on a healthy diet the entire time, took me 109 days to test negative. For some people it just stays in your system longer.
So I only need to consume zinc tablets to have clean urine? How long before the test? Or do you mean regularly? Sry, that I did not understand it completely, but I'm not a native speaker...
how do you mask thc but not opiates? doctors have silly rules they can't prescribe pain meds if you use weed. The opiates need to show in the test.
Put the opiate in urine
Ive been bitching about this whole drug test BS since it started back in the 80s. Its an invasion of privacy, but the $ is too good for corporations to ignore.
Theres a time and place for drug testing, but just to get a job is not the time or place.
I swear I've smoked the day before a random and passed b4. I swear i think something criminal is going on with these drug test labs.
This also happened to me
Wait - 3:38, could you please elaborate on zinc? You just take it and it helps pass a thc test?
.he'll no
I went three months and still failed a drug test for marijuana
Ive been water drunk before.I carry powder uric acid add water boom!Delta 8 usage is completely legal just say you took some Delta 8 gummies!Not consuming...not an option.
Shit won’t work if you in service
First! Love you guys!
Weed stayed in my system for 85 days last time i quit
I passed an at home test after 24 days. Still a little nervous though. Have 6 more days.
Hows your test ?
@streetsmartdrumming9567 passed, and I got the job.
How often did you used?
@AadityaRegmi-fu4om smoked every day, but small amounts.
I have 4 days till my test and before this i used to smoke everyday about 2joints of .6 for a couple weeks could you tell me te best way to pass@@NPC13niner5
thank you for the vid. good and brief 💚
For diet at 2:05, what about just doing a fast? Wouldn’t that be the fastest possible way to get rid of thc?
There’s no evidence of fasting getting rid of thc any faster, but I would assume it would prevent thc from being more stubborn to rid of since in the video it says sugar and fat gives thc more places to “hide.”
@@cubanpothead lack of evidence for a thing does not mean that thing isn’t true. It often just means no one has run the study.
I have to think fasting would be the fastest way to remove thc. All else equal - you’ll burn more fat not eating than eating. Although, I’m not sure if it’s as simple as burning fat = removing thc. Perhaps there is some reabsorption - no idea.
Of course, gotta be careful to stop that fat burning before the test 🤘
NOPE
i get drug tested I'm not going to try and figure out ways to pass a drug test it is to risky . I'll just wait till I move out. I was planning to pick up a bong and a Q of Rhythm which is great weed by the way, for his birthday I'm just sad I wont be able to smoke with him.
Bro what happened
Itll remove itself naturally how about we stop texting for thc problem solved
I'm my own boss,, be your own boss. Smoke as much as you want and terrorize your employees.
If you have any openings, I would like to send you a copy of my resumé! Although, I'm saying this upfront, I expect a 6 month vacation... twice a year! 😐
No worries,, we do drug test every Saturday and Sunday. @@reptilian_leader_2769
I tried almost anything… 3rd week without Smkin today and self tests still positive. Urin and saliva both positives 😡😡😡
Ya bro I’m on almost two months and still pissing dirty
@@BetoOro62 instructions of saliva says that it can be detected max 48 hours before and still positive. It sounds crazy
I got one tomorrow 😩
Good luck
Did you pass
@@DubbleEff yh lol
@@publicenemy4102 thanks 🙏 i passed im smoking a fat one ryt now to celebrate 🥳
@@kammya665shiiii any tips?????
I have no patience for any drug testing besides by court order
It's a tuff job to do, but you must realize that you have your hands in the same cookie jar. It's easy to grow your own, just make sure it A good soil!!!
Where is this allowed, a drug test for employees?
Most jobs in America will drug test you before hiring you. We're slaves here.
Only in us and a
@@criticalgrower not true
Zinc it is!💣🐒
Any information on that? Like what it is anyone explain?
Can’t wait till the bill passes in January 2024 for jobs to no longer test for thc
It never passed
@@iLLMiah its being passed now though
Still waiting
Man I'm scared to take this test for this new job they gave me 72 hours to take the test
Any update?
Typicallly if youre getting drug tested for work you have a high end job or risky job where you should probably just not smoke weed in general.
If you don't have a high end/risky job and they still insist on testing you, you should get a different job. Don't support fascists.
So let me get this straight, if I'm at home and not working for days, smoking weed is "risky" for my profession??
Because why ???
How about if I drink all weekend, would that be in your non risky standard?
@@theobserver9131 yeah i 100% agree but typically jobs that arent risky or high end dont really test their workers.
@@Dougie1969 You missed the FIRST WORD in his comment. Maybe it WOULD be good for your quality of work to lay off the weed though. Your reading comprehension is a bit weak.
my job is stupid and they make you take a stupid drug test to keep your job even though weed is legal here!
but the more i look in to in in canada they can't just random drug test you without suspicion
i only want to take a toke for pain relief, the longer i work my job the less i want it.
I want to try it for the first time today, but I have a blood test on tuesday (friday now) i've never smoked before some say its 24 hours and some say 1-2 days. Should I be safe?
Can i find this cannabis seeds in kenya
What about tchp ?
It would have to be a really cool job with a good reason for testing for me to tolerate being violated like that.
Most of my clients have been bigger potheads than me. I usually am the one who says, "No thanks, that's enough!" (carpenter/handyman). especially on tall ladders on hot days. NO THANKS!
Pot and painting are a great combo! ...(no tall ladders...)
Im glad this is up because im on my last month of Probation!😅
Hell yeah same shit im using this video for haha
bro i got locked up and idk when my court date is but ima a heavy smoker, been clean for a week but i atleast wanna do a lil some and chill but i wanna get shi out at least, y’all give me some info please
@@robertvelasquez2173 you can do the surgel packets or stat flush I've always used those two look up how you do each of them
@@ignaciolopez2892did it work? 😅
Did it work? 😅
Becareful with running it releases more thc 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ollllkay sooo there we have it
I'm a spiritual user it's part of my religion
And poppy seeds can cause you to pop positive as well as the prescription Protonix.
Interesting
Maybe after eating a few pounds of them, but ridiculous otherwise
Lies
@@RainyTurtloid. tell my friend who ate poppy seed bagels every day. Don’t call me a liar.
@@Topsrite tell my friend who ate poppy seed bagels everyday and did not smoke anything. His attorney said that was the reason.
They didnt tell you about the certo trick or how thc circulates through the body... definitely NOT cannabis experts... sick of these half ass animated videos.
Do tell.....anytime now.
Thanks
Shouldn’t have to do a drug test when I smoke weed and have a J to myself it will last no longer than an hour the effects but it will be in my system even if I don’t feel high and I’ve taken hours away it will still be in my system but guess what I don’t care I’m disabled lol
✈️🛩
Flying high 😎
Take hair at my job, good luck passing that...........how about if you have a job that checks you dont do it, typical addict mindset, but its "non addictive" Lol................
There’s a shampoo. I used it for 3 different jobs and passed each one. I had to do 2 hair tests in 4 days , the lab made me do another one 4 days later because something happened to the sample. That shampoo worked for my friends at jobs too
Aspirin
how much aspirin
LEGALIZE IT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Do not believe thr lies Not everyone's urine bubbles
Ou seja... se lascou! kkkjkkk
Why is a British guy commentating when marijuana is illegal in the UK that doesn't make sense are Americans supposed to be more interested if they hear a British accent.
First time here, it's not there first video on the topic
What leads you to believe he isn't a US citizen?
These channels always use British accents because Americans are stupid and think that British accents means the person commentating is smarter.
@@4vinylsoundor perhaps we’re just British….
@@TheCannabisExperts the British teaching Americans about American things that are not in Britain. Love it. Lol
What's with the British accent
Trolling or the first time here?
Doesn't sound Scottish or Welsh to me pal?
I don't know why I am seeing this lol