In fairness a chief warrant officer has a bit more credit built up in the "he's a pain in the a** but a pain the a** that get's the job done" than an E4;).
@@silverjohn6037 especially a CW5 who has said and I quote "Sergeant Major I was in Panama commiting war crimes when you were still in your Huggies. Now if my hands get cold, they're going in my pockets. And that's the end of that."
@@warsuitgaming8692Funny you say that. I was reading of this CSM who had come from 75th Ranger and Delta Force. One of his troops said "He was a great leader and a great person. He's the Only CSM I know that graduated the Sergeant Major academy and didn't come out of there a F@cking Weirdo" (I always laughed at that)
Case in point, I met at the 2018 Congressional Medal Of Honor Convention, Retired Command Sergeant Major and Medal Of Honor recipient from the Vietnam War, Gary Littrell; And yeah he was out there man, I loved it, I talked to him for the better part of 5 maybe 6 minutes, All the guests had to leave and get back in line, So I got my autographs, Saluted him and got back in line; I walk back in for the next session and I don’t believe I was looking in his direction but I heard “Hey how you doing?!” I look over and there’s CSM Littrell waving at me, I said something to the extent of “I’m doing good sir” and then I get this from him; “You want me to sign your book again?!” I was like okay I’m coming, And I got his signature on my Medal Of Honor autograph paper once more, I thanked him again and saluted him again and walked away; God bless that man
His POV is a giant lifted pickup. He knows seventeen different variations of the word “Behoove.” He instantly knows if anyone on the entire base is walking on the grass. He is…The CSM.
Na, seen one just like this, and their is some charm to this. However " comma" the one at 101 First Strike was just an angry asshole that had no business being a leader. He was a pos.
I just started dying at the "we bout to have a chat" part because my parents were both in the military and this is exactly how they would talk when we did something wrong or had to clean our rooms
Specialist Christiansen must be a newly promoted Specialist. Ain't no way he'd get caught in a 2 mile radius of the CSM. Specialists avoid such characters because CSM be looking for anything to stick it to the non-existent group of individuals who perform the Dirty Deeds for a Pack of Smokes and 24 Case. Can't catch me Smage... I have out-processing appointments today.
Jesus Christ, my father retired a CMC in the Navy and I just had an out-of-body experience, this was so relateable. The comma, the dogs that don't hunt, the behoovement....
my 1SG in my first duty station was EXACTLY like this CSM 🤣🤣 saying "doggone" , "get these things squared away", "hooah" , "skulldrag" all the time, obsessed with the barracks and being in them so much he may as well have paid rent, but tbh he was a solid guy hahaha
Thats simple. Chief is a god amongst men amd you DO NOT FUCK WITH CHIEF! he does what he wants, when he wants, and you thank him for making sure his stuff runs smoothly. If you see him, he's either getting coffee, dropping off/picking up paperwork, or there is a massive fucking problem and its about to be YOUR problem. Be nice to chief. Man can end careers of officers amd nco's alike with but a word in the right ear.
When I was stationed in West Germany... I was selected by the Battalion CO for the TOC security detail during ReForGer'88. Our CSM was a lazy asshole, he threw a log across the triple strand concertina wire barrier so he wouldn't have to walk the extra 30ft to the entrance to get to the TOC. The Battalion CO sent him back to post for that, but he came back 3 days later and started giving us in the security detail grief. He didn't like that we used flashlights with red filters to check our secure area at night. He didn't like that I had built a functioning shower for the security detail. And most of all he didn't like how I secured our otherwise exposed eastern perimeter with firework booby-traps to represent Claymore mines that he and his hand picked 'OpFor' assault team triggered during their unauthorized assault on our position and were declared dead by the referee he had wrangled to watch. I swear that guy hated other Enlisted.
@@therealsapdad1942 Eliminate reasons to be nervous. Keep your uniform squared away and answer like you've been waiting all day to do whatever it is the CSM asks you to do (regardless of whether that's true or not). Figure it out on the way. As long as you're moving in direction/working the tasker you're going to be gtg.
I was working in a factory, my supervisor was an E9 way back...he thought it would be funny to holler my name over the radio and when I check in he just says "Landline" and my heart stops before I hear him laughing on the other side of the shipping dock.......I set his computer alarm to "Boots".
Meet me in the quad, and bring a water source... Love it. I retired as a Warrant Officer in the Coast Guard and I can relate to that chief. These videos have me saying "Hooah" all the time now!
My younger brother is a warrant officer and basically has the same relationship with his CSM at the end there, mustache and all. He's definitely the go to guy for fixing tracks but he told me that his CSM knows he's way more adept at his job but CSM is still "In Charge"
around the :35 second mark: I had a Master Gunnery Sergeant that would always say however comma. However, he also had 3 masters degrees and working on his doctorate, very well-spoken and intelligent man!
Freakin reminds me of one of my old football coaches….especially the last bit. If he was mad and said “everyone on Bertha!”…..you knew it was gonna be a loooong 3 hours
This man singlehandedly accomplished by himself what Vet TV spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and several stolen stories to miss the mark on. Accurately depicting army life in a comedic fashion.
Out of 28 years in the US Air Force, I had limited interaction to the US Army. A joint assignment, a strange position while deployed, and air cargo loading for Fort Carson. However, from the Army personnel I interacted with, this presentation is the most Army thing I have ever seen. Also, the late performance reports and decorations rant ring true for all services.
Man that “however comma” is real asf 😂 csm and first sarnt say that all the time and I started saying it without realizing when I became a nco probably still gonna say it when I crossover to the officer side
On my last deployment to Iraq in 2006, the 1st Intel Bn SgtMaj would see us going to chow and ask if he could join us. He was cool, but a little weird. I wasn't even in his unit haha. He did save our ass though when we got caught driving a gator around without PPE gear by some random 1stSgt. He was holding us hostage in his trailer and I asked to make a phone call. Called the SgtMaj and we were free to go 5 minutes later 😂
I was lucky. Muy CSM of the 980th Eng. Brg (USAR) back in the late 90's was a super cool dude. He was this short Latino guy (I think from Puerto Rico although I could be wrong) who went around motivating us and doing spontaneous stuff like challenging us to PT runs and fun stuff like that. He was all abou tthe "Hooah" spirit and didn't micromanage unless there was a serious problem that needed it. So yeah no issues or nightmares with my CSM. Loved the guy. Back in 1996 I think it was, I did accidentally take the lunch tray of the CSM of Ft. Irwin which I played off as doing on purpose (even though it was purely accidental). That was freak'n hilarious. He was yelling for someone to go fetch his M9. lol He complemented me for having a lot of balls. I didn't realize I had the wrong tray until I looked down at my tray and saw a well-starched Army cap with a WHOLE LOT OF CHEVRONS on it. I was like "Oooooh shiiiiiiiit I'm so fuuuuuucked!!!!" But he was cool about it and we had a good lunch together exchanging stories.
@@9983sp In some ways yes, in other ways no. My unit was lucky in that we had priority funding and training. We also had to pass the same PT tests as active duty and meet the same standards in our training in general. However, it was definitely more laid back than active duty as well as very tightly knit as we all were from the same city or surrounding area. Also while our training was good, we weren't able to train nearly as much as active duty. However during operations with active duty units, our unit was always in demand to assist armored units, infantry units, and engineer units in building bunkers, building support facilities, and helping to create armor and infantry fighting positions. I remember one general who flew in for a photo-op, being blown away that we had built a Roman-era A-frame crane when our construction vehicle platoon was tasked in other areas. That A-frame coupled with a simple block and tackle winch system, worked surprisingly well. One thing that also made our unit quite effective is that we had a large number of ex-Marines, ex-SF, and older Vietnam combat veterans (serving out their time needed for retirement points). Because of that and because of our experts in construction (who did construction in their civilian careers), we were a very squared away Army Reserve unit that I was lucky to be a part of.
Three years in the Army only had one contact with a Command Sergeant Major. That was a state side assignment. My overseas tour I only had contact with First Sergeant and I avoided him at all costs.
Ankle socks…..lol. Exactly, why I loved being in an SF Bn….ankle socks,calf-high, whatever, so long as they were white…and a brown army t-shirt, black running shorts (spandex shorts underneath optional--black or gray).No stupid-ass BN runs. Either team-level or Det level PT after Bn morning formation. For bi-annual 20K (w/65 lbs, just our PT Uniform with green army socks and jungle/hot weather boots, no helmet-instead, drive-on rag, PC, boonie hat…or nothing; used rubber ducky instead of getting swept and dirt all over our assigned M-4s.
When the CSM says “sit down we about to have chat”…the bs meter pegs out so far it makes Palace Chasing out of the military after two years seem like a perfectly rational option.
“Just gettin’ fat and sassy, that’s all.” 😂😂😂
In fairness a chief warrant officer has a bit more credit built up in the "he's a pain in the a** but a pain the a** that get's the job done" than an E4;).
@@silverjohn6037 especially a CW5 who has said and I quote "Sergeant Major I was in Panama commiting war crimes when you were still in your Huggies. Now if my hands get cold, they're going in my pockets. And that's the end of that."
Why in reality e'erbody wants what chief got.
@@trentonwardman4503damn! Lol
Ain't that a line from Don Hertzfeldt? Shit that's old.
The evolution of behoove broke me. 🤣🤣🤣
"It would behoove you."
"It would behoove of you."
"It would Be-of-hooah of you"
That’s what happens when you learn Hooah and behoove in the same day 😆
“Did he just say be hooah of you??” 🤔
@@chief5981 Marines have the same issue though
You have been Behooven
@@Nos2113 that’s cause they’re marines.
Oh I dead-ass laughed out loud at the last one, yeah.
"At Ease weirdo" wanted to say that so many times
It feels as good as advertised homie 😂😂😂😂
Become a drill sergeant lol use it everytime on the trail
That "Salutations, Sergeant Major."
Killed me.🤣
@@juanburgos4668 facts, my company got called weirdos on the regular, usually when we were doing well.
@@Smokey_Cornbread straight facts, troop! 💯🤣
If you've never served. This is spot on. 99% of every CSM you come across will be so weird and eccentric you wonder if you are all being punked.
I refuse to believe its not mandatory training at SGM-A to learn how to be this eccentric
@@warsuitgaming8692Funny you say that. I was reading of this CSM who had come from 75th Ranger and Delta Force. One of his troops said "He was a great leader and a great person. He's the Only CSM I know that graduated the Sergeant Major academy and didn't come out of there a F@cking Weirdo" (I always laughed at that)
He's scary accurate 😂😂😂
@@warsuitgaming8692 I mean CSN behavior is so standardized, it’s gotta be, right?
Case in point, I met at the 2018 Congressional Medal Of Honor Convention, Retired Command Sergeant Major and Medal Of Honor recipient from the Vietnam War, Gary Littrell; And yeah he was out there man, I loved it, I talked to him for the better part of 5 maybe 6 minutes, All the guests had to leave and get back in line, So I got my autographs, Saluted him and got back in line; I walk back in for the next session and I don’t believe I was looking in his direction but I heard “Hey how you doing?!” I look over and there’s CSM Littrell waving at me, I said something to the extent of “I’m doing good sir” and then I get this from him; “You want me to sign your book again?!” I was like okay I’m coming, And I got his signature on my Medal Of Honor autograph paper once more, I thanked him again and saluted him again and walked away; God bless that man
“Christiansen, meet me out in the quad.. bring a water source👁️👁️”
Christiansen isn’t coming back
Can you explain what he means exactly?
@@dinomra7771 if you know, you know
@@CaptWarChief I don't, that's why I'm asking.
@@dinomra7771 he about to be one hurting and tired mofo
@@luigi7781 I assume the water if for not dying of dehydration.
“It would be-hooah of you” holy fuck I’ve never laughed so hard
That chief comment at the end is great. True to life, if you ever can find the chief.
If you think you actually found the chief, you've only found their decoy.
The lightsaber is a myth
That was the best part for me too. But I'm a Chief soooooo.....
isn't the guy in the videos a CWO3? any time i've seen him in uniform and out of character he has the cwo3 patch
Yeah this guy is a CWO @@renz5
He totally nails the senior officers with the reading glasses and catch phrases.
using a muscle milk container as a spitter is some kinda art
His POV is a giant lifted pickup. He knows seventeen different variations of the word “Behoove.” He instantly knows if anyone on the entire base is walking on the grass. He is…The CSM.
You forgot his superhuman ability to spot hands in pockets and earbuds being worn while in uniform from up to 2 miles away.
I’ve started to tell my troops, “consider yourself behoofed “. 😂
Gonna steal that one, thanks!
Literally every CSM I've ever had. Spot on brother. 🇺🇸
every CSM that I imagined I would have
Na, seen one just like this, and their is some charm to this. However " comma" the one at 101 First Strike was just an angry asshole that had no business being a leader. He was a pos.
God forbid we have trash in a thing ment to hold garbage
CSM: OMG WTF is a land fill??!!!
@@joeblow9657 literally a can is the only thing in there lmao
@Peter Angles How dare you use the trash can for trash/s
That's staff thinking for you.
Imagine if there was water in the water fountain, that would be a travesty.
My dad was a captain in the navy, and half of the lines he said to me growing up, “However, comma,” and “it would behoove of you” were very common.
My last Platoon Daddy used to say however comma, and got me saying it.
I just started dying at the "we bout to have a chat" part because my parents were both in the military and this is exactly how they would talk when we did something wrong or had to clean our rooms
"Hey, high speed, come 'eer."
Autopucker engaged.
As a former infantry NCO turned warrant I guarantee this is the most real thing on the Internet.
The Chief at the end FTW 😂
It's a minor miracle that he was even observed. Since he was seen, he wanted to be visible.
@@Jalu3 chief just finished growin the stache for no shave november so he wanted to be seen. Lol
No one fucks with the CW5, he just is on another level of shamming, something everyone in the E-4 Mafia aspires to be like
I remember my CSM, saying .. release the soldiers .. we about to have a chat . He made all the NCOs clean barracks; he made his point. It worked .
“It would BeHoOvE of you.” Pls no not again
Consider yourself behoofed.
"TRAAAASHH in the latrines, TRAAAASHH in the laundry room"
“At ease, weirdo” hits different now that Tim Walz said it more or less verbatim on the campaign trail.
Specialist Christiansen must be a newly promoted Specialist. Ain't no way he'd get caught in a 2 mile radius of the CSM. Specialists avoid such characters because CSM be looking for anything to stick it to the non-existent group of individuals who perform the Dirty Deeds for a Pack of Smokes and 24 Case.
Can't catch me Smage... I have out-processing appointments today.
Jesus Christ, my father retired a CMC in the Navy and I just had an out-of-body experience, this was so relateable. The comma, the dogs that don't hunt, the behoovement....
Hey there, Shipmate.
my 1SG in my first duty station was EXACTLY like this CSM 🤣🤣 saying "doggone" , "get these things squared away", "hooah" , "skulldrag" all the time, obsessed with the barracks and being in them so much he may as well have paid rent, but tbh he was a solid guy hahaha
"what else?" is the most accurate CSM ish I've ever heard 😂
Staff wars is the best entertainment on the internet
Chief's face is a crime scene and csm doesn't say jack! 🤣
Thats simple. Chief is a god amongst men amd you DO NOT FUCK WITH CHIEF! he does what he wants, when he wants, and you thank him for making sure his stuff runs smoothly. If you see him, he's either getting coffee, dropping off/picking up paperwork, or there is a massive fucking problem and its about to be YOUR problem. Be nice to chief. Man can end careers of officers amd nco's alike with but a word in the right ear.
Non reg mustache, fadish sunglases, pot belly probaly, can't pass pt test, but left alone.
@@xObscureMars Chief has forgotten more than every NCO at the unit knows combined
Don’t fuck with Billy T Friendly CW5 US Army
@@xObscureMarsas god intended
PTSD inducing ain’t it lmao
I had to pause a couple of times to regroup, lmfao.
I'm retired Coast Guard. I still got sweaty palms when I heard "we about to have a chat..."
I've been out since 2015 and my brain is trying to escape my skull 🫠
You didn't put enough PT into that PTSD of yours. *DO IT AGAIN*
Love how the Cheif gets away with everything.
That "Come see me after this" sent shivers up my spine.
"Meet me in the quad, bring a water source"
god i felt that
#e4mafia
“Bring a water source” gonna be a long smoke session after hearing that
"it would be of hooah of you" makes me laugh every single time. Absolutely genius
Man's content is so relatable.
i've been out so long too, and still, same shit. Scary.
When I was stationed in West Germany... I was selected by the Battalion CO for the TOC security detail during ReForGer'88. Our CSM was a lazy asshole, he threw a log across the triple strand concertina wire barrier so he wouldn't have to walk the extra 30ft to the entrance to get to the TOC. The Battalion CO sent him back to post for that, but he came back 3 days later and started giving us in the security detail grief. He didn't like that we used flashlights with red filters to check our secure area at night. He didn't like that I had built a functioning shower for the security detail. And most of all he didn't like how I secured our otherwise exposed eastern perimeter with firework booby-traps to represent Claymore mines that he and his hand picked 'OpFor' assault team triggered during their unauthorized assault on our position and were declared dead by the referee he had wrangled to watch. I swear that guy hated other Enlisted.
@kevinsullivan3448 infantry unit?
This gave me so much joy and set off my ptsd so bad that the VA simultaneously increased and lowered my rating.
Yknow there's also going to be the guy who can't help being a weirdo anytime the CSM talks to him. I don't know why, but they can't help themselves.
Speaking from experience. It's cause we're nervous.
I am that guy. It's mostly cuz of nerves, having someone so high up talking to you
@@therealsapdad1942 Eliminate reasons to be nervous. Keep your uniform squared away and answer like you've been waiting all day to do whatever it is the CSM asks you to do (regardless of whether that's true or not). Figure it out on the way. As long as you're moving in direction/working the tasker you're going to be gtg.
Anybody in the military for any bit of time, absolutely understands the humor. So good.
"DO IT AGAIN!". Every senior enlisted I ever knew...what else?
CSM: “it would behooooooove you to stay motivated hooah?”
Me: Roger…….CSM……
*the PT will continue till morale improves*
PT, good for you, good for me
“Bring a water source” became the last sentence i wanted to hear
I was working in a factory, my supervisor was an E9 way back...he thought it would be funny to holler my name over the radio and when I check in he just says "Landline" and my heart stops before I hear him laughing on the other side of the shipping dock.......I set his computer alarm to "Boots".
I do watch this every day or so just for a laugh. Timeless, never gets old.
It's the "Come here, GUY!" for me.
Meet me in the quad, and bring a water source... Love it. I retired as a Warrant Officer in the Coast Guard and I can relate to that chief. These videos have me saying "Hooah" all the time now!
My younger brother is a warrant officer and basically has the same relationship with his CSM at the end there, mustache and all. He's definitely the go to guy for fixing tracks but he told me that his CSM knows he's way more adept at his job but CSM is still "In Charge"
The army's obsession with the PT belt fascinates me. I sort of understand how Jane Goodall felt when observing gorillas in the wild.
CSM: "why don't people drink with me or like me?"
Also CSM:
around the :35 second mark: I had a Master Gunnery Sergeant that would always say however comma. However, he also had 3 masters degrees and working on his doctorate, very well-spoken and intelligent man!
Freakin reminds me of one of my old football coaches….especially the last bit. If he was mad and said “everyone on Bertha!”…..you knew it was gonna be a loooong 3 hours
During Covid this sergeant major just ran daily and screamed at people to spread apart. Literally daily for months.
NUTHIN MUCH JUS' GETTIN FAT AN' SASSY
literal goat
You nailed all of them…definitely earned a subscriber! And the CW5 at the end…gold!!
I’ve been out for a few years and this brought back so many memories Hahahha. That was spot on 😂😂 bravo my guy
I served 20-plus years and he got every last one of the CSM I've encountered in my career. Spot on.😂😅
This was magical. Brought back many memories about the CSM. Best damn video on TH-cam.
That part where the warrant shows up in absolutely, positively, whatever the duck they want to, I felt that..
This man singlehandedly accomplished by himself what Vet TV spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and several stolen stories to miss the mark on.
Accurately depicting army life in a comedic fashion.
Out of 28 years in the US Air Force, I had limited interaction to the US Army. A joint assignment, a strange position while deployed, and air cargo loading for Fort Carson. However, from the Army personnel I interacted with, this presentation is the most Army thing I have ever seen. Also, the late performance reports and decorations rant ring true for all services.
No one is like this creator. He is a legend.
I can't believe how accurate this is
The most feared(and respected) soldier in any battalion, brigade and/or division is the CSM...he is to be avoided at all costs, especially by EM's...
Man that “however comma” is real asf 😂 csm and first sarnt say that all the time and I started saying it without realizing when I became a nco probably still gonna say it when I crossover to the officer side
"At ease, Weirdo" had me laughing harder than I had in a long time 😂
Chief and SM are the best characters
I could watch these for hours!
On my last deployment to Iraq in 2006, the 1st Intel Bn SgtMaj would see us going to chow and ask if he could join us. He was cool, but a little weird. I wasn't even in his unit haha. He did save our ass though when we got caught driving a gator around without PPE gear by some random 1stSgt. He was holding us hostage in his trailer and I asked to make a phone call. Called the SgtMaj and we were free to go 5 minutes later 😂
Lmao that’s awesome
I was lucky. Muy CSM of the 980th Eng. Brg (USAR) back in the late 90's was a super cool dude. He was this short Latino guy (I think from Puerto Rico although I could be wrong) who went around motivating us and doing spontaneous stuff like challenging us to PT runs and fun stuff like that. He was all abou tthe "Hooah" spirit and didn't micromanage unless there was a serious problem that needed it. So yeah no issues or nightmares with my CSM. Loved the guy. Back in 1996 I think it was, I did accidentally take the lunch tray of the CSM of Ft. Irwin which I played off as doing on purpose (even though it was purely accidental). That was freak'n hilarious. He was yelling for someone to go fetch his M9. lol He complemented me for having a lot of balls. I didn't realize I had the wrong tray until I looked down at my tray and saw a well-starched Army cap with a WHOLE LOT OF CHEVRONS on it. I was like "Oooooh shiiiiiiiit I'm so fuuuuuucked!!!!" But he was cool about it and we had a good lunch together exchanging stories.
Reserves are 180 from Active Duty.
@@9983sp In some ways yes, in other ways no. My unit was lucky in that we had priority funding and training. We also had to pass the same PT tests as active duty and meet the same standards in our training in general. However, it was definitely more laid back than active duty as well as very tightly knit as we all were from the same city or surrounding area.
Also while our training was good, we weren't able to train nearly as much as active duty. However during operations with active duty units, our unit was always in demand to assist armored units, infantry units, and engineer units in building bunkers, building support facilities, and helping to create armor and infantry fighting positions. I remember one general who flew in for a photo-op, being blown away that we had built a Roman-era A-frame crane when our construction vehicle platoon was tasked in other areas. That A-frame coupled with a simple block and tackle winch system, worked surprisingly well. One thing that also made our unit quite effective is that we had a large number of ex-Marines, ex-SF, and older Vietnam combat veterans (serving out their time needed for retirement points).
Because of that and because of our experts in construction (who did construction in their civilian careers), we were a very squared away Army Reserve unit that I was lucky to be a part of.
This is awesome. Hooah CSM from a Retired crusty CSM Hutt (2016). Miss that shit and you made my day. Damn :)
This honestly takes me back to my days with the 82nd well done spot on amazing
The PTSD tics kicked in... especially the mustache. Been on both ends of that...
Some things never change, right SGM.
“Everyone has their job, sergeant major’s job is to be an asshole, he excels at this position.”
Three years in the Army only had one contact with a Command Sergeant Major. That was a state side assignment. My overseas tour I only had contact with First Sergeant and I avoided him at all costs.
And bring a water source sent chills up my spine
The way his brow furrows at 1:00 absolutely kills me 😂
it really is so good haha, i wish i could do that so well
How the hell did you manage to capture the essence of EVERY CSM I have ever met. Holy jesus.
You forgot, "situational awareness guy."
Spot on! Classic! Glad to see they haven't changed since the 80s.
This is the most accurate depiction of CSM I've ever seen on youtube
Nobody messes with the Chief. Just smile and wave... lol
We remember.
My favorite is " PFC CRAFTON! DID YOU USE YOUR DOGGONE GTC TO BUY A PS5?????"😂
I love how NCOs and SNCOs have always had a different stabdard of regulations when it comes to hair 😂😂😂
We All Love The COMMAND SARGENT MAJOR!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bruh that chief at the end. Dude I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
I worked in a brigade HQ for 2 years and this video is my favorite as well as my nightmare. 🙃😀
Ankle socks…..lol. Exactly, why I loved being in an SF Bn….ankle socks,calf-high, whatever, so long as they were white…and a brown army t-shirt, black running shorts (spandex shorts underneath optional--black or gray).No stupid-ass BN runs. Either team-level or Det level PT after Bn morning formation. For bi-annual 20K (w/65 lbs, just our PT Uniform with green army socks and jungle/hot weather boots, no helmet-instead, drive-on rag, PC, boonie hat…or nothing; used rubber ducky instead of getting swept and dirt all over our assigned M-4s.
I was Air Force but we have various Airmen and NCO's just like this.
I am practically dying wiht laughter at 3:03. can see the will to live draining from those eues.
When the CSM says “sit down we about to have chat”…the bs meter pegs out so far it makes Palace Chasing out of the military after two years seem like a perfectly rational option.
1:00 the eyebrows made me spit. I can’t believe how accurate this is.
Those DOGONE ankle socks..The burr under every senior NCO's saddle.
reminds me of that scene in Generation Kill where that Sergeant Major goes ape shit over everyone's facial hair when he visits.
rip to a real one
“I stopped by the CQ desk that kid didn’t know who I was…”🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I went down to CQ. That kid didn't even know who I was." 😂
Soundboard of CSM when? I need these to be able to respond appropriately to radio traffic.
Man, these are great 🤣 also mentally screaming…fun times lol.
Watching CSMs behaved this way throughout my career taught me what not to act like by the time I was appointed to CSM myself!
As a former Marine Captain, our CSMs were very much the same with the same mannerisms!