Speedrunning YT Shorts
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ค. 2023
- FYI the purpose of this video is satire and comedy, and I do not intend to disrespect or deprecate content creators featured in this short, I just wanted to shorten some aspects of their videos for my fellow ADHD shorts users. All of the content creators are hard-working and creative individuals and I really enjoy their content, so I highly recommend subscribing to them.
Background MC parkour footage: @Ozercraft86 - check the actual speedrun god out
Also I obviously skip a lot of details about certain topics in the vid, so if you are interested in learning more you can find the featured vids below:
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• SLIM/SHARPEN YOUR NOSE...
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• Shorts
• WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE TH...
#shorts #randomfacts #facts #shortswars - เกม
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THIS IS THE DARKEST CORNERS OF THE SHORT FORM CONTENT, you have been warned
so dark in fact, it got a trigger warning the first time, and I had to reupload it, sorry about that!
send help
@@joe_cainewhere is the address im sending swat and riggy
Edit:most likes i have gotten ty
MY NOTIFICATIONS
Oop I see, It's alright joe!
@@joe_caine I'll do it. FOR A QUARTER.
send him help
"Whats wrong with people?"
That's an excellent question
480 likes with no comments let me fix that.
@@tinlinnoo1226🤖
@@_wuffle_🤖
@@_wuffle_fr
I have a very complex answer for that question. It's really hard to explain, it's, ✨Everything✨
Joe went to dark web for this one💀💀
"428 likes, 0 comments. Lemme fix that." 🤖
Fr
i was really tired and then i thought i was dreaming. woke up and this video was real
1.6k likes, 3 comments. Lemme fix that
@@FallenChild95begone bot
"Chewing on my grandma's breast implants."💀💀💀💀💀
bro got that frida kahlo eyebrows 💀
bro was so sus to eat it💀💀💀💀💀
Me at that part: MOMMY PICK ME UP I'M SCARED
Me: AYO WHAT THE FU-
END ME
Fr
There is so many levels of wrongness on the last second one
Yea kind of, as a representative of Americans, (assuming ur European, which is fine)it’s weird, but not the weirdest I’ve seen
@@jeovanyarrue7083bro really took sweet home alabama to a next level 🤣💀
@@Im_sorry_royale_high_no… that’s an implant.
@@themythicalpotatogamer5569 not a implant or bra its smth that you can put on your butt or boobs that'll make it look bigger
For future reference you can say "second to last" or "penultimate"
As an American, we don’t claim that guy.
Same
Agreed maybe someone else will want him
@@BrotherMasterSidrielas a german, not it!
@@BrotherMasterSidriel as a greek, not it either!
Maybe Sweden?
Chewing your grandma’s breast implants is crazy 💀
for real 💀
yeah what in the actual heck is wrong with people
I actually heaved. That was unpleasant
crazy?
i was crazy once they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy?
i was crazy once they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy?
i was crazy once they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy?
@@blazkowicz-in-to-theunknow7636 Smii7y?
"Yt hurts"
Agreed man, agreed
same
Ye
Imagine being the janitor at that restaurant on the *night shift* 😭😭
E
What if your vomiting and it happens
Also, HEAR ME OUT…
*insert Freddy laugh*
I didn’t need to see grimace caked up a 2nd time, but here I am.
Seconed?🤨📸
Where was the first time? Asking for a friend.
T...there was a first time ?
Yes you did
@@voltstart4681seCONED!
as a human, we don't claim that last guy
"What's wrong with people?"
*Brother asked a very good question*
True, icycol makes awful content
@@rezaganjizadeh4263he means the guys chewing his grandma's breast implants
Second and third to last people*
@@thatonedude932 My man said he makes awful content and cant even say his name
“Speed-running-“
“YT *Hurts”*
*I feel you man*
Bro was chewing on those implants like potato chips…
I think this is the wildest one yet 💀
Here before this comment blows UP more
@@elprocarlosandrerodriguezn2578 shut up
Fr
I think Joe is going crazy..
yes
Nah dude, Joe got violated by YT shorts today
Real
*YT hurts
I mean...not by Jack Massey...he's great!
As an American, I can confirm that anyone normal does NOT eat deep fried butter wrapped in nut. NO ONE DOES. NO. ONE.
Ok so it’s just the deep fried butter
Relatable
Bro had enough of these shenanigans
"Chewing on my grandma's breast implants."💀💀💀💀💀
As a human, we don’t claim that guy.
Maybe the Florida people will claim him
@@tjmonkey5795as totally a Florida person, we won't take him.
@@veryvicious( you forgot to pass it on )
As a yemeni, i don’t claim that guy, maybe the Indians will.
@@anythinkgas an Indian guy, we do not claim them maybe the Swedish will
Bro is the definition of kindness yet insanity (yall told me to change it)
after entering the yt shorts world, he is the opposite of sanity
"2.6k likes, 1 comment, lemme fix that" 🤖
@@Jaquadonus_Rexigga bro yeah ik
Three replies😂
Insanity*
Just imagine the multiversal lore collided with this
that inazuma namecard
bro summoned the whole genshin fandom again
Fr
😈... GENSHIN FANS...
ASSEMBLE!
“Let’s chew on my grandmother’s breast implants”… 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I had the most visceral reaction to that.
Bro when I heard him chewing it I just lost it
Ambatupuke
Nah, that sure is a sentence that was actually said and then done by someone 💀💀💀
That guy is a legend, he has a video called "Random ginger tries to convince you he's Ed Sheeran ASMR" or something like that
Ain’t no way this guy actually chewed on his Grandma’s Breast Implants 💀💀💀
I don't think we can call this a guy anymore. Not a single actual guy would be that filled up with stupidity
That's incredibily gross. Especially the sound it made
Should be a crime
You mean IT chewed
@@whywhy595FR WTF DID I JUST WATCH
WHY DID IT SQUISH LIKE THAT
WHY WAS IT SO WET WHY DID IT SQUISH LIKE THAT
"Speedrunning YT Hurts"💀💀
TH-cam shorts are literally the reason why aliens don't visit us
Do you think that God or Jesus doesn't come out of heaven because they are scared of what god created
this is gold
“Hey guys lets chew on my grandmas breast implants” 💀💀💀💀
Sounds like a great idea
How did he get them out😳
@@mcstudios2872dont you know every elderly woman molts their skin every 6-8 months
he’s satire
i didnt hear what he said ty
breast isnt a swear word 💀
My man explored the wrong side of YT
Fr.
Yea and there’s nothing else to it :)
Thomas has seen enough
Now he has to get therapy
"Speedrunning Yt Hurts"
I felt that🥲
We don't claim the Breast Implants guy in the ASMR community.
That guy did a thing on Pearl Harbor that had every veteran/active duty guy I know loading rifles and getting ready to call is CAS. I know people who’s grandfather (and some people whose father) either died, or were injured in Pearl Harbor.
those def aren’t his grandmothers implants lol all of his content is satirical
@@jacobreeder8101 still disturbing
Dude please throw him in jail that's wrong in so many levels.
Property damage, stealing, and just being so disgusting for actually doing that on CAMERA
that breast implants video is the LEAST down bad asmr video honestly
The lore gets deeper every Short Joe uploads.
.
L O R D
@@dotxoz._ oh no
@@dotxoz._nah they turning this arg to a netflix show
you mean dumber
Me: *goes poop*
A giant face: *approaches me*
"Whats wrong with people?"
*Brother asked a VERY GREAT question*
Scrub Daddy: 🙂
Scrub, Daddy: 🗿
🙃
its great to stay clean
we’re back at this side of youtube 😭😭
Ayoo
😏😩
"Is Grimace breedable?"
"Oh, we're back on this side of TH-cam."
Cracked me up.
Real
The question is.. is he.. 🤔
Next video:
"Are neanderthals breedable"
"Yes, except they are extinct"
"Speedrunning Yt Hurts"
We feel your pain bro
'and she was only nine years old'
"Even better"
"let's chew my grandma's breast implants"💀💀
@@Dont_click_this_profile-it5iiok 🗿
Jail sentence
YT HURTS on start
@@Randomguyudontknow999I saw that
No. No we won't
I'd start crying if a face approached me as I try to take a shit.
Id shit more so the face will retreat
piss in the mouth
MFW this: i.imgflip.com/5eprun.jpg
Fr lmfao-
i would shit myself
wait a minute.........
“What’s wrong with people?” Perfect reaction to the video right before that
“Speedrunning youtube hurts” 💀
It does
@@mr.stephen1694 fr
NAAAAAWHHHHH that video about chewing breast implants Crossed a line 💀
You know it is fake right
@@Fbi.most.wanted.123 WTF DO YOU MEAN FAKE? HE LITERALLY CHEWED THEM ON CAMERA
@@FakeAdirTV Its so obviously fake. How would he even get them? But even just saying that and then chewing on some random ones is so disgusting
@@Crystalcluster poo
Lol
I think bro forgot he’s got some clones to stop😂
@@saeeds7950 I know very scary and shocking. Reveal I’m scared with this is headed
YOU KNOW ABOUT THE RIGGY CLONE YEEEEEEES WE NEED TO HELP EVERYONE SO THEIR ACCOUNT DONT GET HACKED
@@GIVERIGGYARAISENOW545 uhhhh yeah I guess😬
He shut down the site, and that's his part of the arg
the qr code
“Speedrunning yt hurts” 💀
Prepare last thing I heard is that short wars starts tomorrow?
WE NEED TO GET THIS GUY A THERIPIST
Therapist* 🤓
START THE PETITION!!
A therapist for him, another therapist for the other therapist and another therapist for that therapist
After that i need one too. Jesus christ.. wtf was that
We need to get adibc a therapist not Joe
As an American, that guy is secretly British trying to fit in
I can confirm he is not one of us, he's probably Nordic
Nah, y'all are the only ones who eat like you got free healthcare
Lol
As a British citizen, that guy is not British, I'll pass it onto Russia.
@@recroomaddict as a russian citizen, we only have fallen angel statues, not whatever that monster is, ill pass it on to canada.
I have never been more proud to be canadian until i watched this
bro same
as a speedrunner in training, i can confirm. Speedrunning hurts
As an American, we don't know him
IKR LIKE THE FXCK?
Cool copied comment
@@ThatOneDude8477 its a simular idea, not copied idea
"What's wrong with people?"
Perfectly timed
737 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that. (Why did I reply like this)
@@IcePhoen1x694 That is an excellent question
HOW
""Good Question."
Lil bro just summoned the entire genshin community with one pix
the second last one be wildin 💀💀💀
I really want to be Joe’s friend. He’s too wholesome for this world.
Ye
do not scan the QR code, do not do it.
@@onceagainvoidcan you explain why? I’ve heard some things here and there but not a solid answer.
Parasocial andy
@@Thysillyone1 it’s just a yt shorts arg
This is the craziest speedrun of the series
imagine you're tryna shit in peace and then a creepy face approaches you with "ohohohohohoohooooh"💀
I would start crying
"Is Grimace breedable?"💀💀💀💀💀💀
I thought that was bad until, "deep fried butter stick wrapped in testicles"
My 6th sense has activated and by-golly I hate this dude.
I tried, and it’s a yes
That's happy Mickey ahh
@@NukeBrazil💀
Yes he is , soft too
"whats wrong with people" is the perfect timing fr fr
"Ok nope im done"got me dying 😂😂😂😂
The "okay nope. I'm done. I'm done" as his voice faded got me so bad dude 😂🤣
Imagine being high or drunk in that bathroom
I mean it is in a bar
I'd be kicking it bro
if it sucks then it can do the job-
@@Bread-xe3sgwtf 💀
Smash.
“deep fried butter sticks wrapped in nutsack” 💀
Lol
Wrapped*
@@Duongpppp i like dipped better
Ya need to show me nutsac sauce recipe lol
@@Duongppppsalt, pinch of pepper, turmeric, and cu-
Apparently I'm not American anymore.
The end always gets me 😂
And I’ve never been less proud to be American
Dwag we do NOT do that 😭🙏🙏🙏
@@TheGoose4t3 frrr
@@TheGoose4t3 I know!
You gona need some help my friend
@@TheGoose4t3fr bro
As a norwegian, i now know i live like 6 hours of driving away from him. Big respect, man.
Jeg er også norsk🇳🇴
Same
Im swedish!
@@AverageArsenalFan-jeg også
I love Norway and Sweden! 🇸🇯🇸🇪😊
I’m trying not to cry out of confusion
These people make me not want to live.
"Speedruning YT Hurts"
I feel that bro
you are our final hope Joe Caine
No clone riggy, clone Johnny and clone pear(presumably) have all been killed
YES
@@drpzogand clone bundun
@@drpzogno, clone riggy is still alive. at the end of the description on danno’s riggy vs clone riggy video, i can only assume clone riggy wrote
“ i am gone for now. one day i will return. and you will be sorry. “
@@drpzogalso clone pear isn’t a clone, it’s a prototype
NOT THAT GIRL ATE SOMETHING
Ive seen some crazy shit but this is next level
Riggy needs his fricking raise
Wrong comment section
@@aaronjohnson5592 it’s a move at this point
Yea but you are right
Wrong video man
@@TheKlucisCoyou don’t understand what is going on right now
"Yo yo yoyoyyoyooyyoo" I CANT SLEEP ANYMORE LMFAO 💀💀💀
LMFAOO😭😭😭
Jodi yodi yodi yodi is a little creepy
How traumatize a little kid
"Chewing on my grandma's breast implants."💀💀💀💀💀
that made me 💀
"speedrunning yt hurts" got me dead💀💀💀
i have been traumatised beyond repair
I don't claim this negative energy coming from that American dude
yes you do dont say you do not
@@user-px1qy9yy4n no i dont
As a american i agree with you, Flordia might tho-
Same
@@octavia69as a florida man myself i can confirm that florida does claim the negative energy coming from that dude
every day i get more depressed about being American 💀
Same😭
i legit started having a mental breakdown when i saw the last video T0T
That last one gives aliens the excuse they need to destroy planet earth
The amount of bull Joe goes through to make sure we don't have to is insane. We love you man 💙
yeah what a good bullfighter 😔👍
He really pulled a "Thanos was right, y'all need to go" ☠️
True
@@TheTrueThanosyou were right tho
Icycol at the end was just perfect
I am American. We do not claim that person.
“If you are not an american,you’ve never had deep fried butter sticks wrapped in nutsack”💀
Hey I’m subbed
I finally know that Grimace is breedable. Time to go get me some Grimardussy.
NAH
smash
THIS IS THE *SUS **_POLICE_* YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR SUSPICIOUSLY *SUS* ACTIVITY
STOP IT
@@epiclink_2190 Sus Sus activity?
as an American, I have never seen that and never want to see it again
This man is a legend
Short is so good & educational Joe felt compelled to reupload this fine piece yet again, what a chad
Get ready for a like tusnami.
great to see you again brother.
BRO WHO ARE YOU, YOU'RE ACTUALLY EVERYWHERE
HES FUCKING EVERYWHERE
@@Deth36OIK
Bro summoned the genshin community with one picture.
"i dont get it.."
"..oh,the raiden namecard"
I was looking for this comment
Imagine trying to poop and then a yodeling face kisses your knees 💀
i feel your pain joe
Bro got that grandma fetish 💀
the lore is going to deep, we need matpat to help us
Some TH-camrs Shorts people are collaborating on an ARG
that "big what now?" was completly directed to the men
“Speedrunning YT Hurts”
I think Joe has been sacrificing way too much of his sanity to speedrun TH-cam Shorts. RIP Joe
phone: yeeted
yt: deleted
therapist: greeted
holy water: needed
Indeed
Trauma: uneeded
Computer: exploded
get an original comment bruh
@@nevtf2suckamassifdic
"Let's chew on my grandmother's brest implants"got me dieing
that bathroom is my worst nightmare