I concur! I've been looking for one where scott is playing some sort of Slavic character driving a car with a baby in the back seat. I can't find it and only have a feint memory of it... and of pissing myself laughing. Ring any bells?
As a teacher, I can say that he’s disturbingly too close to teachers I’ve known-- but, fortunately, there haven’t been too many. Anyway, the general thing about a teacher tying to be cool and making presumptions, and making everyone cringe, is spot-on. A real post- 60s thing, though. And it continues
I thought it was Fairhaven College, Western WA Uni's freeversin' younger sibling. Always wondered what was going on over there, whilst on my way to classes at the main campus.
Bruce cracks me up in this one: when he mouths "I love this song" after Theo sings "Don't Stand So Close to Me" and when he goes to get under the desk & says, "Well, if it's about my marks..." Hilarious!! Great sketch!
In 1967, I had a "groovy teacher." Art class, High School...among other things, she let us bring records to class but the only one that ever got played was the Doors first album...over and over. That was in the days when school record players had half pound tonearms with roofing nail needles. I don't know if she ever hit on anyone, though.
I unironically had a hip teacher that was going through a divorce that banged a HS student and was addicted to crack. Made me really appreciate the authoritarian, boundary conscious teachers that held us responsible for stupid decisions.
This whole look was one of his cutest on the whole show. He looks beyond adorable in the pleated skirt and the floral jacket with the pattsun bob hair.
Proof that even teenagers draw lines on certain behaviors. Everyone thinks Pot is cool. Not one single human being, who isn't addicted to drugs, thinks that Heroin is awesome...
@@shindari Well, pot is like booze, you can enjoy it with moderation and it doesn't have to careen away, but heroin sets its claws in you right away and completely fucks up your life, and that's common knowledge.
"for today's world" oh boy, buddy have I got news for ya, teachers have been fucking their students since Plato's day. I'm not saying it's cool, but it is a tradition. But not a proud one.
I'm stoked that you're bringing back kid's in the hall. Love this show when I was a young buck...and weirdly enough I was an all state linebacker, you know, total jock. Didn't go out on weekend until I finished my sets. I think these cats helped me to not blindly hate alternative lifestyle men, like I was "supposed" to. I'm being 100% honest here. Thank you for uploading these( I just subscribed) and thank you KITH for being so damn funny and helping me realize that sexual orientation doesn't define a person. Yes I am still straight, in case you're wondering....
This is so cool that it simply was funny sketches and they weren't cutting edge except for the more refined Python style and the themes they completely embraced. Dope you got exposed and all it took was you having your mind expanded.
I actually clicked on this video because I mistook the thumbnail to be that infamous sketch where David Tennant plays Catherine Tate's English teacher, haha!
He's still better than the crazy substitute teacher I had when I was 12 He believed the radiators on one side of the wall were actually radioactive and forced us all to move all the desks to the opposite wall. It was early august, they weren't even on. He also wore mittens and two woollen scarf indoors...
@@HolretYeah I'd rather have a power hungry teacher than one that molests students. I say this as someone who went to a high school where 2 teachers were arrested in a 5 year period for this.
I don't know if I'm the only one that noticed, but there's always that one teacher that had no boundaries. I remember that one teacher that was always too friendly, much like Theo here, lol. Of course, this was back in the 90's, I don't think that a teacher like that would be employed by the school for long.
This is the first time I've seen this version of the skit. The one I remember was completely censored; They replaced 'bullshit' with 'crap', and Dave Foley wasen't seen rolling up his sleeve and asking for a lighter. I think that Scott was also wearing a completely sleevless shirt in the censored skit.
CBC had "bullcrap." There are lots of differences between HBO and CBC content. The blues guy is from Vermont on HBO and "The Ottawa-Carleton region" on CBC. Touch Belllini contest winner is from Tampa (I think) Florida on HBO but from...Ottawa again on CBC.
@@JohnManzo does that mean that the same sketch was filmed in different ways? I'm Scottish, but I remember watching this late at night in the 90's and not understanding half of it cos I was too young lol
I used to hum the theme to this show on the way home from high school everyday cuz I knew it'd be on CC when I got home. Great show for weekdays while SNL was in its prime. It was just as if not funnier than SNL it just had lower production value. But TKITH held its own with the best at that time
This is an age old problem, you'll find guys from older generations in these comments telling of teachers they had who were like this back in the 70s and 60s. The lesson to take is to always be wary of teachers who try really hard to be cool with the kids, sometimes they even have sinister motives.
Everytime i tell that joke, you the one where he says " I've smoked pot, YEAH!!! I drink a little, YEAH!!! I've tried herion, OOHHH... And i'm really really really trying to cut down on the number of times that i try herion, in a day... No one ever seems to get that joke.
They probably do heroin. Its the only practical reason. I mean, the joke is funny so it isn't that... So its gotta be that they, also are just trying to less-frequently enjoy heroin lol
Let’s all appreciate Dave’s impression of Lou Reed doing The Police.
Haha spot on!
Better than Lou Reed singing Metallica.
Try machine music, by Lou.. tell me if you make it all the way through it, liar.
Lol. That is a perfect observation.
Apparently they can say “bullshit” on tv in Canada?
Love Mark quietly freaking out in the background
Like when the kid in The Shining freaks out.
You know what the Kids say...."The Shinier the Barry, the freakier the Juice."
I always loved when Scott played the macho guy in sketches.
Someone has a crush!😘
I concur! I've been looking for one where scott is playing some sort of Slavic character driving a car with a baby in the back seat. I can't find it and only have a feint memory of it... and of pissing myself laughing. Ring any bells?
it's Bauer haha
Literally any of those being macho is f'ing comedy
@@vondernacht no thats Barry
I was too young to appreciate how funny this show was back in the early 90's. Good stuff.
Ms. B Karaoke B agreed, I got some of the skits but not all,
Same
Nowadays, this show would be banned right off the internet, because the "internet puritans" would be horrified by how "liberal" the humor is.
It aired when I was a teenager. It was my favorite show ever. The 90s rocked!
80's actually
groundbreaking
As a teacher, I can say that he’s disturbingly too close to teachers I’ve known-- but, fortunately, there haven’t been too many.
Anyway, the general thing about a teacher tying to be cool and making presumptions, and making everyone cringe, is spot-on.
A real post- 60s thing, though. And it continues
I never had a teacher like that. Your recollections of reality might be altered. Maybe you've been doing to much heroin.
I'm betting it's a horrific sight to behold.
Boomer teacher
Teachers are the real heroes.
I think Theo has the greatest way of saying he cheated on his wife "we had an open relationship, and I couldn't find the way to tell her that"
"When she found out about our understanding, quite by accident one night ..." lol
Boy, this documentary on Evergreen College is really good.
Nah, Evergreen State College is if anything weirder
I thought it was Fairhaven College, Western WA Uni's freeversin' younger sibling. Always wondered what was going on over there, whilst on my way to classes at the main campus.
Really? I thought it was UC-Santa Cruz.
it’s canadian public high schools in the 70s.
Bruce cracks me up in this one: when he mouths "I love this song" after Theo sings "Don't Stand So Close to Me" and when he goes to get under the desk & says, "Well, if it's about my marks..." Hilarious!! Great sketch!
Lmao, I missed that!
Yeah...he seals this skit for me
In 1967, I had a "groovy teacher." Art class, High School...among other things, she let us bring records to class but the only one that ever got played was the Doors first album...over and over. That was in the days when school record players had half pound tonearms with roofing nail needles. I don't know if she ever hit on anyone, though.
listen man i'm not sure if youre ready to be a DOORS FAN
The D in Theod is silent.
Apocryphal Shedinja and it wasn’t underlined when it cut back to chalkboard 🤔
...& she won't be silent,
air@@chimpinaneckbrace?
That always bothered the ocD in me...
It inspired some ocd in me too. Just let it go...
The essence of every hip teacher
Had a teacher in high school that had couches instead of desks. He was "that teacher"
I unironically had a hip teacher that was going through a divorce that banged a HS student and was addicted to crack. Made me really appreciate the authoritarian, boundary conscious teachers that held us responsible for stupid decisions.
Omg! I just let out the ugliest laugh lol. It's just too perfect for this skit 🤣. No, but, that teacher is a dangerous predator.
Did he also call you gay?
.................Sorry I just had to do it.
my high school had one of those too lmao
Cool story bro. Didn't happen, but cool story.
100 percent still married to day dude.
"Theodore Barons"
His name is Teddy Bear. They had that joke set up and just had it sit there, unused.
Brilliant.
His name is Teddy Barons, no? Not Teddy Bear.
Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt + Barron Trump.
@@theweirdofengland🤦♂️
That's amazing. They probably thought people would expect him to say Teddy, only to say Theo, when he erased the board
Scott delivering the line, "sit down f@g," is meta comedy, and realization that anything can be hilarious.
I fuckin love that. Scott is my fav
"I'm trying to cut down on the number of times I've 'tried heroin'...in a day"
+Brad Harris somone wooed that...
+rock432 what?
someone screamed "wooo" after....they were yelling for daily heroin usage lol
+rock432 you're right. That was hilarious.
Dave's timing on that part is SUPERB.
Every Kid in this sketch is absolutely perfect. 😁
Still my favorite comedy troupe ever!!!
These guys were brilliant! And now...............are again!!!
this show was true art
One of my faves, Foley kills this one
I was a teacher for 42 years. I love this sketch.
I was a student for 13 years and I love it too!
Wow. Thank you for your service Mr. Prost 🙏🏽
Stay awesome, Gerald.
This was my all time fave show of the 90s. I recorded every single episode 7x over on vhs.
But can we talk about Bruce's legs in the skirt under the desk? Damn!
This whole look was one of his cutest on the whole show. He looks beyond adorable in the pleated skirt and the floral jacket with the pattsun bob hair.
🤣🤣🤣
Gosh this show is so good. It astounds me every time.
90s humor! So amazing!!
You me pre Cancel culture shitstorm. Yeah we used to tell jokes back then and people would laugh at them.
I've thought about this skit about once a month for 25 years, lmao
Really? I love comedy, but not the same thing monthly for 25 years,
lol since 1996? Damn, even before I was born
No one does awkward comedy better then Kid in the Hall
Just a neat aside.... when the camera closes in on Mark's freak out, there's a Shadowy Man on a Shadowy Planet concert flier.
I forgot how much I loved this show
The Kids in the Hall were ahead of their time.
I used to a “hard” talking to for watching these masters back in the day. Well worth it
"...when she found out about our little understanding one night..." LOL
That's just brilliant. Thank you for posting this.
Watching the new season in 2022 I was reminded of this sketch at points where KITH are not just funny but pretty dark too.
. . .sorry I didn't mean to cop to the authority thing . . . .
I love these guys
Id love to see this sketch repeated with each of the characters playing the cool teacher
This is some classic shit (better than many SNL skits).
Better than any SNL skits
@@SchutzBoysband SNL used to be good a long time ago.
@@brianlav1 SNL really has had its share of gems, it was beloved for good reason, but it was such a long time ago, now it's just a hollowed out husk.
Perfectly executed sketch.
Love the look on mark’s face when the teacher is asking if anyone is gay
This is an excellent public school documentary!
Kids in the Hall, classic comedy!!😄
teacher: I drink
Class: Alright!
Teacher: I smoke a little pot
Class: Sweet!
Teacher: I've tried heroin
Class: (silence)
Teacher: A few times
Proof that even teenagers draw lines on certain behaviors. Everyone thinks Pot is cool. Not one single human being, who isn't addicted to drugs, thinks that Heroin is awesome...
@@shindari Pretty sure even people addicted to heroin accept that it isn't "awesome". lol. Although, its gotta be kinda awesome to get addicted to XD
Haha that’s the best abd “Bullshit!!!”
@@shindari Well, pot is like booze, you can enjoy it with moderation and it doesn't have to careen away, but heroin sets its claws in you right away and completely fucks up your life, and that's common knowledge.
"I'm trying to cut down on the number of times I've tried heroin... In a day"
My wife is back in college and has a biology teacher letting students grade themselves. I imagine it's a lot like this.
🤢 RIP standards
I identify as an A++ student
Should I say Stefan! Best line!
Bruce has dynamite gams
This sketch aged incredibly well.
Bruce is such a cute girl.
LOVE LOVE KIDZ N HALL!!!
ME TOO
when kids in the hall have actual women in their skit. a rare thing lol
Reminds of the Whitest Kids You Know, I can think of like 1 skit with an actual female in it
That's Bruce McCulloch. He's a dude.
"Well...my name's Larry-"
"BULLSHIT!"
Or should I say, Steph-Ann! 😂
This is literally every high school teacher and university professor I had.
This is so spot on for today's world its not even parody.
Jesus. What university did YOU go to? That's a lot of junkies.
"for today's world" oh boy, buddy have I got news for ya, teachers have been fucking their students since Plato's day. I'm not saying it's cool, but it is a tradition. But not a proud one.
If Dave was telling me to come over to his house drunk one night, I most certianly would not hesitate.
Stephanie K And if Bruce was telling me the same thing, I REALLY would not hesitate...lol
All right! All the way with Stephanie K! (degrassi)
Lol my response if it was Mark 🤣🤣
Let's not drag this out, Stephanie. Or should we say... StephANNE?
@@melioraemeritus1 You guys could start an after school swingers club
I'm stoked that you're bringing back kid's in the hall. Love this show when I was a young buck...and weirdly enough I was an all state linebacker, you know, total jock. Didn't go out on weekend until I finished my sets. I think these cats helped me to not blindly hate alternative lifestyle men, like I was "supposed" to. I'm being 100% honest here. Thank you for uploading these( I just subscribed) and thank you KITH for being so damn funny and helping me realize that sexual orientation doesn't define a person.
Yes I am still straight, in case you're wondering....
Umm... ok?
Whatever works I say. This awesome.
This is so cool that it simply was funny sketches and they weren't cutting edge except for the more refined Python style and the themes they completely embraced. Dope you got exposed and all it took was you having your mind expanded.
"This is bullshit, Theo!"
I like how they pronounce "pot" on KITH. It sounds like "pwhahwt." Maybe it's just Dave Foley.
Canada.
Polyphonic Press Blame Canada.
lol yeah anyone over 35 says it like "pawt" up here XD
A classic portrait of the pseudo sophisticated male who’s really just on the prowl.
Someone from the Big Clive livestream posted a link to a Kids In The Hall sketch last weekend and I'm absolutely loving these clips, fantastic show!
Haha! I remember seeing this skit when I was a kid and have been trying to find it for years! Thanks!
I would always lose it when McKinney would start having his silent tantrum in the back! "Anyone?"
UncleAnaesthesia He did great at that.
dave folley is the funny version of james spader LOL
McKinney slays me in this!
This character needs to have his own sitcom. It would be the highschool classroom equivalent of The Office.
Welcome Smack Kotter?
underrated joke! have some internet points, it's all I can offer.
heckler73 😂😂 That is one hell of a superb pun! 😂👌🏼
The Fat Turtle Hey, I seen you from another video 😂😂😂
A series based on this theme was tried about a year ago. The heat from the Teacher's union sealed it's doom very quickly.
-People, meet, Barry
-Bullshit!
Been so long since I saw these guys. Thank you TH-cam and those that contribute
LOL He looks like David Tennant
Candy Poobottom these are the Dave’s I know I know, these are the Dave’s I know!
I actually clicked on this video because I mistook the thumbnail to be that infamous sketch where David Tennant plays Catherine Tate's English teacher, haha!
And sings like Lou Reed!
scott's character has all the best lines.
He's still better than the crazy substitute teacher I had when I was 12
He believed the radiators on one side of the wall were actually radioactive and forced us all to move all the desks to the opposite wall. It was early august, they weren't even on. He also wore mittens and two woollen scarf indoors...
Radiators technically emit radiation it's infrared radiation which is just heat
Every College has this fool.
Jo Bckts several these days
I had this kind of fool in high school.
wow this one has all five kids at once.
Great skit. Havent seen a kids in the hall skit in years
We all had that one teacher in high school 😅
The Alice Cooper song at the end is great
Lines form on my face and hands.
Lines form from the ups and downs.
he underlines THEO when he comes in, but then in the following scenes, THE UNDERLINE IS GONE. WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGICS
“Who here is gay?”
No one looks at Scott... Er... Larry... I mean Barry
nothing worse than the hip teacher. ....
really? have you tried the overly strict power hungry teacher?
That's called life as a graduate student.
Theyre always the biggest creeps
It came go both ways.
@@HolretYeah I'd rather have a power hungry teacher than one that molests students. I say this as someone who went to a high school where 2 teachers were arrested in a 5 year period for this.
I don't know if I'm the only one that noticed, but there's always that one teacher that had no boundaries. I remember that one teacher that was always too friendly, much like Theo here, lol. Of course, this was back in the 90's, I don't think that a teacher like that would be employed by the school for long.
Aww Mark in the back.
This is the first time I've seen this version of the skit. The one I remember was completely censored; They replaced 'bullshit' with 'crap', and Dave Foley wasen't seen rolling up his sleeve and asking for a lighter.
I think that Scott was also wearing a completely sleevless shirt in the censored skit.
CBC had "bullcrap." There are lots of differences between HBO and CBC content. The blues guy is from Vermont on HBO and "The Ottawa-Carleton region" on CBC. Touch Belllini contest winner is from Tampa (I think) Florida on HBO but from...Ottawa again on CBC.
@@JohnManzo does that mean that the same sketch was filmed in different ways? I'm Scottish, but I remember watching this late at night in the 90's and not understanding half of it cos I was too young lol
These guys must have had a time machine.
Like if it pisses u off that the D isn't completely erased
Kyra Laughlin yeah that totally drives my OCD ass crazy, lol!
The whole name wasn’t underlined when they cut back to it. I just noticed 😂
And that he didn't put his shirt collar down properly
Yeah it fucked with my OCD a little bit.
@
I'm not gay.
my wife and i had sorta an open relationship but i could never find the right time or the right words to tell her we did!!!
Teachers exactly like this are really out there.
DON'T STAND. DON'T STAND. DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME.
I love Kevin's jumper.
"You see the lack of misbehavior in his class? That's because he is such an engaging teacher. You should be more like him." Today's admin.
The🐐s in the hall - all hail👈👃👉
👅
I miss this show
I used to hum the theme to this show on the way home from high school everyday cuz I knew it'd be on CC when I got home. Great show for weekdays while SNL was in its prime. It was just as if not funnier than SNL it just had lower production value. But TKITH held its own with the best at that time
Accurately predicted modern liberal teachers 😂
I remember this one, and now I'm surprised it made it to daytime USA tv.
Wow. This is really high quality.
We had some teachers that were pretty groovy back in the mid 70s.
This was prophetic.
Certain teachers are now exactly like this.
This is an age old problem, you'll find guys from older generations in these comments telling of teachers they had who were like this back in the 70s and 60s.
The lesson to take is to always be wary of teachers who try really hard to be cool with the kids, sometimes they even have sinister motives.
@samuraikarasu
I KNOW! He doesn't even have to say anything to make me crack up. The way he started to shake his head was too hilarious!
So in Canada, desks don't have fronts?
Everytime i tell that joke, you the one where he says " I've smoked pot, YEAH!!! I drink a little, YEAH!!! I've tried herion, OOHHH... And i'm really really really trying to cut down on the number of times that i try herion, in a day...
No one ever seems to get that joke.
Maybe they’re too high to understand it.
They probably do heroin. Its the only practical reason. I mean, the joke is funny so it isn't that... So its gotta be that they, also are just trying to less-frequently enjoy heroin lol
Dave should have ad-libbed and removed his pants. "There are NO PANTS in this classroom!"
looks familiar in 2022
2:09... the best part of the skit! LOL!!