Still a better excuse than one of my cousins who claimed meat upset his stomach...but only ate chicken nuggets. His diet change didn't last long...not sure if he ever moved on to better cuts of meat or not.
"Several start-up employees mentioned problems with texture more than taste. One described eating a number of hybridized products: beef-muscle cells grown in a vat with pork-fat cells, for example; a kind of lab-grown bologna. 'It had a porridge texture,' the person, who requested anonymity because they did not have permission to speak with a reporter, told me. 'It haunts me.'" - an article in The Atlantic on lab grown meat
This was such a great show. Funny, I thought the Poreef skit was funnier and the factory rep far more humiliated. Nevertheless....."Do I come to your job and jump up & down on the bed?" LOL.
Yeah. And Space Truckin was a total rip-off of Yellow Submarine. They're both about vehicles. One subject, one song, that should be the rule. There should be, at most,...15 songs.
What a perfect parody of conservative politics. -Hates taxes -Hates women -Hates government oversight -Hawks cheap merch to suckers by playing on their emotions.
@Squirrelcake I was a hardcore conservative for many years. Any principles of good governance they once had have long since been abandoned for slash and burn cronyism and plutocracy.
@@SpiritBear12 and no it wasn't a joke it was an insult and people who are high and mighty about how others can't take insults shouldn't overreact because some was called disgusting and bring up an entirely different group as an insult because you couldn't take a bit of criticism of your disgusting attitude towards vegetarians and vegans though you're the only one who brought him out I guess because you have a problem with anyone who takes the stance towards being better
This was simply one of the best comedy shows ever created. It’s horribly underrated, but it’s right up there with SCTV and Monty Python.
It's not up there., it's past them 😄
@@clockworkNate I agree hands down best show of all time
*adds 1 to count of people in youtube comment sections who don't know what "underrated" means*
Yeah, you are the dullard bud.
Love this show and im glad it came back
Bruce is frighteningly good as a smarmy salesman.
"Ma'am, do I come to your job and jump up and down on the end of the bed?"
^-- That burn was a thing of beauty.
@TheSapphireDragon1 he's calling her a prostitute
One of my all time favorite lines.
“I don’t get it”
“Not since expo 67’ huh huh huh”
@Maxton Uriel haha you’re the guys this sketch is making fun of, you know
@Toby Colson Whatever you say, *stranger*
This is the great thing about KITH. Going with "Bork" would have been too easy
Hey I like Bork, she’s a good singer!
Poreef sounds almost dignified. French maybe. What they're selling is definitely Bork.
Bruce was my favorite kid from this series
@4862cjc Bobby Terrance is pretty rockin!🤘
“Ma’am do I come to your job and jump up and down on the end of the bed?!”
🤣🤣
many people born after the mid 1970s dont understand the insane humor of the Pepsi Challenge taste test
Did you ever get to take the Pepsi Challenge??? I was on vacation in West Edmonton Mall, probably 1990 or 91. Good times...
I remember the Howard Hessman joke on SNL after Belushi had overdosed. “If he’d chosen Pepsi instead of Coke Belushi might still be alive.”
I was born in 1979, but I remember the Pepsi Challenge.
3:25 "Mam, do I come to your job and jump up and down in the bed?". Best put down ever :D
I don't get it.
@@sydbarrett5 like
lavinder11 eloquently put it a year ago "he's calling her a prostitute"
@@sydbarrett5 The I guess your broke and living with Trudeau somewhere in Canada :)
I love the hippie vegetarian who stopped eating meat because it wasn't made of enough animals and didn't taste good enough
Still a better excuse than one of my cousins who claimed meat upset his stomach...but only ate chicken nuggets. His diet change didn't last long...not sure if he ever moved on to better cuts of meat or not.
I finally found the clip with huge burn I've been remembering since this aired. Thank you great person.
3:01 - "Ok now honestly, what's the better tasting meat: POREEF, or this dark cola?"
I love the gag at the start where he looks like a cardboard cutout that springs to life
never saw this sketch before today. so very, very, bruce.
WHOA, what a taste sensation!
Grocery stores actually sell ground pork/beef mix. It makes a great meatloaf. Still a great skit!
"You got your beef in my pork!" "You got your pork in my beef!" "HeEEyyy !!!"
They should take it to a Cloud 9. There is a manager who would love it.
The pitchman looks like a young Dexter Morgan in a Patrick Bateman suit
"ma'am, do i come to your job and jump up and down on the end of the bed"
that has to be the greatest twist on that old saying. 3:27
Bruce's face @ 2:55 is perfect. Another brilliant marketing pitch by those two.
Jeremy Effinger ~You mean at 2:55 ?
They're so smart.
"Several start-up employees mentioned problems with texture more than taste. One described eating a number of hybridized products: beef-muscle cells grown in a vat with pork-fat cells, for example; a kind of lab-grown bologna. 'It had a porridge texture,' the person, who requested anonymity because they did not have permission to speak with a reporter, told me. 'It haunts me.'"
- an article in The Atlantic on lab grown meat
Love these guys!
I'd watch a movie about these two.
How does she know what cat food tastes like?
I think most people have eaten a piece of cat food as kids on a dare. I know I have
Most things taste what they smell like. Smell receptors and taste buds are pretty much the same thing.
"...what he's trying to say is; you should buy Poreef and eat it!"
Soylent green it people. It's people, I tell you.
Por-eef because Bee-rk sounds like it has beer in it. Mmm, beer!
Por-eef sounds Frencher.
Bjork
how many of you people think of richard nixon when you're having sex?
I’m late for my losers meeting...
I guess selling videos, books, and things in boxes didn't work out for them...
Easy-to-carry 20-pound boxes lol.
Now I know where Bjork gets her name. (bee-ork)
28 people haven't gotten it since Expo '67 either
EXCUSE ME, aren't you playing god?
Mam, I would like to think of it more of playing cupid.
AWWWw
Lmao
I love Poreef! Its meat-flavored!
This was such a great show. Funny, I thought the Poreef skit was funnier and the factory rep far more humiliated. Nevertheless....."Do I come to your job and jump up & down on the bed?" LOL.
Maybe you were mixing it up with the Love and Sausages sketch.
he's definitely in a corner of myers superfoods
I feel like this is an example of really polite, entitled entrepreneurs versus well meaning, mostly lived, to a certain degree, consumers.
This is “beyond” funny…
Arby's would sell it, if they already haven't
The hotdog vendors in downtown Toronto already DO sell it.
You think Arby's would limit their mystery meat to only cows and pigs?
Bork!
Awesome.
Easy to carry 20-pound boxes.
Ham'b reminded me of this. Look it up, plebs!
Where can I buy it?
I liked the Poreef skit the first time I saw it when it was called "Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spam Spam SPam…"
Except that this one is totally different.
Yeah. And Space Truckin was a total rip-off of Yellow Submarine. They're both about vehicles. One subject, one song, that should be the rule. There should be, at most,...15 songs.
That one woman in the audience laughing
This sounds familiar
cheeeeck, cheeeeck, cheeeck..
Would you mind if I tell you a story?
mark.. blue pants?!
Nice
What a perfect parody of conservative politics. -Hates taxes -Hates women -Hates government oversight -Hawks cheap merch to suckers by playing on their emotions.
Holy shit, do you want the number for my D.O.? That giant chip on your shoulder must be wrecking your back!
@@robato9679 was he able to fix the damage from that massive chip on your shoulder?
Don't forget hates/ misrepresents vegetarians and completely disregard of animals
@Squirrelcake I was a hardcore conservative for many years. Any principles of good governance they once had have long since been abandoned for slash and burn cronyism and plutocracy.
Does anyone love taxes? Wtf
Bork
Is that a consensual bork or just a regular bork?
...that were only mildly drugged...
still better than pooter meat
Spam parody.
"It tastes like..."
Howdafuq she know that???
OMG. The only other version of that joke was, "Do I come to your job, and slap the fries out of your hand?"
And "Do I go to your job and slap the d*ck out of your mouth."
Best part was the gay ending
Hiliarous👻
Taste these two meats # cola
Poreef, it's offensive to both Muslims AND Hindus!
No such thing as a happy vegitarian.
Kyouko, I think she was quoting the skit.
And people who can't take a joke are the kind of people who are angry on the inside all the time, kind of like vegans.
@@johnfritz15 no he wasn't quoting this get that wasn't a line from the skit I checked
@@SpiritBear12 and no it wasn't a joke it was an insult and people who are high and mighty about how others can't take insults shouldn't overreact because some was called disgusting and bring up an entirely different group as an insult because you couldn't take a bit of criticism of your disgusting attitude towards vegetarians and vegans though you're the only one who brought him out I guess because you have a problem with anyone who takes the stance towards being better
@@Kyoko_ Blind hate? My goodness, why so fragile, Kyoko?
We made them do what eventually became natural. CRINGE!
"Kinda like one woman"? 😂 👏🏻 👍🏻 💚
Such an a ripoff!
How does she know what cat food tastes like?