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    AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex review M. Night Shyamalan's Newest Mystery Thriller Horror film Old! Is the twist worth it, should you see it in theaters? Find out!
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  • @phillyphilly_lii6441
    @phillyphilly_lii6441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    “This movies gonna get old….REAL FAST….huh?…huh?” 😂😂😂
    Never change OJ

  • @SovereignSmurf
    @SovereignSmurf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    Spoiler: the twist at the end was that Shyamalan duped you into paying to watch another one of his movies.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol yep.

    • @The_Lord_Of_Confusion
      @The_Lord_Of_Confusion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      spot on

    • @Gruso57
      @Gruso57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yikes. 6th sense, signs, and split are all pretty good movies. I don't have recency bias though

    • @amateurwave3593
      @amateurwave3593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Gruso57 don't forget unbreakable. he also helped with the screenplay for shes all that and Stuart little 🤣🤣

    • @Rhodair
      @Rhodair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Gruso57 He's got a couple decent movies like Sixth Sense or Unbreakable but still no more than decent. Signs was complete ass.

  • @VolguusZildrohar
    @VolguusZildrohar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "How did a movie about accelerating time feel like it took four hours to finish?" That has got to be the quote for the box art!

    • @-ninjanOodlez
      @-ninjanOodlez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He on fire lately, especially with his *"What a horrible day to have eyes"* comment regarding space jam 2.

    • @Arifeen.
      @Arifeen. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha Alex is the best

  • @Machamp-ps7wx
    @Machamp-ps7wx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Seeing Alex go off and get genuinely pissed about this movie was the most entertaining thing to spawn from it.

    • @stefan514
      @stefan514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Alex is the only reason for me to watch those reviews anymore. Joe says subjective stuff and can never really give any reasoning for anything, but Alex has strong opinions that he can back with super detailed arguments.

    • @hellwashere3821
      @hellwashere3821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@stefan514 Thats because aside from alex they dont know how to review anything, games including, they are not objective and most of the time they are totaly bias and say things like "it was fun for me so it must be good"..

    • @paulpivaral4832
      @paulpivaral4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@hellwashere3821 yup i like alex opinion on movies and games, joe just yells n thats his way to express his opinion and other joe doesnt say much.

    • @irarelyupload6930
      @irarelyupload6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@hellwashere3821 “Games including” Ok now thats just bullshit isn’t it.

    • @nareik1363
      @nareik1363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He does that with literally every film though, don’t know if he’s being genuine half the time

  • @jonathancunningham8739
    @jonathancunningham8739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    This film is literally a longer version of the Asdf movie short "What did you get for your birthday?" asked random friend "I got older," says birthday boy as he ages really fast.

    • @blaster915
      @blaster915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bahahaha ACCURATE

    • @manooxi327
      @manooxi327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      perfect

    • @jonathancunningham8739
      @jonathancunningham8739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blaster915 Glade you agree.

    • @jonathancunningham8739
      @jonathancunningham8739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@manooxi327 Happy you agree as well glade I am not the only one who thought of this.

    • @evanwilliams9915
      @evanwilliams9915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love Asdf! That reminds me, I still haven't watched the new one!

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    How much longer does Old Man Joe have to live?
    4 HOURS!

    • @girnblanston4610
      @girnblanston4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      FOUR HOURS?!
      FOUR FUCKING HOURS?!

    • @ovinophile
      @ovinophile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Quick, someone break out the emergency copy of Benjamin Button!

    • @themightycrixus1131
      @themightycrixus1131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FFFOOOOUUURRRR HOURRRSSS

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AND THIRTY MINUTES???????????

    • @rasmusgarbonzo1411
      @rasmusgarbonzo1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AR-ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIIIINNNNDD?!???!!!?!

  • @AstaIsAMonster
    @AstaIsAMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    *I can’t wait for 60+ year old AJ going crazy over how Madden games is still fucking everyone over with these crazy ass micro transactions.* 😂

    • @m00nch11d
      @m00nch11d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      at that time it will become "nano" transactions.

    • @MaestroDrake
      @MaestroDrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe will end up quitting videos and producing interactive holo 3D avatar shows his 20 year kids will star in.

    • @Deliveredmean42
      @Deliveredmean42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you saying EA didn't go bankrupt in 20 years?

    • @gabrielhoward2250
      @gabrielhoward2250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RobReadControlledProjects I didn’t know this was demolition man 🤣

  • @MrAlam471
    @MrAlam471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "It's not worth finding out what's going on" well shit there goes the entire payoff

  • @DanorDave
    @DanorDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I was laughing my ass off when I saw the trailer and then heard the title "OLD"

    • @jonathancunningham8739
      @jonathancunningham8739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      HAHAHA I did too it had me at first not gonna to lie but then it just said OLD I lost it.

    • @kulerthankule2350
      @kulerthankule2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same lol

    • @Boxingdiehard
      @Boxingdiehard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jdnuni
      @jdnuni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same thing for me when I first saw hereditary 😂, good movie but hearing that name after the trailer, both Alex Wolfe movies too

    • @dominictrinh441
      @dominictrinh441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “Every half hour is one year of our lives” I can’t get that fucking accent out of my head

  • @tommygat1732
    @tommygat1732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The epilepsy lady didn’t get the “special drink” till after her first seizure at the restaurant.

    • @adhdemon8325
      @adhdemon8325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Theres actually a better explaination :) she got the drink upon arrival, but the experimental drugs didnt work that time, so they got her a new drink before going to the beach, which is why she and her partner arrive late to the beach.

  • @DR-xt5jq
    @DR-xt5jq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Alex's blank stare to the cringy opening skits gives me life

    • @wendel5868
      @wendel5868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Joe still thinks people like those

    • @DR-xt5jq
      @DR-xt5jq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@wendel5868 I've been trying to tell em for years but what do I know

    • @cabuscus
      @cabuscus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So true, his skits are just cringe and drag on far too long. The act man knows how to do skits.

    • @bc5993
      @bc5993 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clearly none of you understand that that’s just the style of those skits. The AJS has stayed true to form for YEARS, also people who actually like these guys, tend to appreciate the skits. But what do I know

    • @lordfarquaad4174
      @lordfarquaad4174 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cabuscusfunny cuz I personally think the act man bloats the shit out of his videos with garbage edits and skits. They’ll drag on for actual minutes, repeated sound clips at exponentionally louder volume is not funny but act man thinks it is

  • @StueyStats
    @StueyStats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    A lot of plot holes, but the one with epilepsy was actually covered. She had a seizure so it didn’t work, so they got her to have another cocktail but it took a while to get. So that’s why they were later to the beach than everyone else.

  • @red2977
    @red2977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "I'm going to give you a spoiler. It's not worth finding out what's going on" ROFL

  • @ezio_auditore5425
    @ezio_auditore5425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Does anyone else purposefully pay attention to Joe's facial expressions in the movie review thumbnails to get an idea of how the review is gonna play out?

    • @Linktheevil1211
      @Linktheevil1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No it’s Alex who gives an honest opinion, if Alex had his own Channel I will unsubscribe to this one and subscribe to Alex channel

    • @Gr8Daner
      @Gr8Daner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Linktheevil1211 I agree that I would love to see more of Alex but I would still watch Joe too

    • @AutumnExplorer
      @AutumnExplorer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gr8Daner Sup Alien.

    • @Boxingdiehard
      @Boxingdiehard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Linktheevil1211 joe interrupting Alex always pisses me off. Bad enough when he interrupts OJ, but when it’s Alex I feel he actually interrupted something important. Alex is the voice of reason he needs to be interrupted less and given more of a spotlight!

    • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
      @CollegeDroputPowerpoints 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

  • @aaronhumphrey3514
    @aaronhumphrey3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I have a personal rule that rarely fails me: never go to see a M. Night Shyamalan movie in the theater.

    • @johnpatz8395
      @johnpatz8395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m still trying to figure out how the hell he gets anyone to green light him directing any movies? I mean sure he had a couple good ones over the years, but he’s had more crap that good ones

    • @irarelyupload6930
      @irarelyupload6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People always forget about Signs and the Village

    • @Biesliek1
      @Biesliek1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good rule.

    • @atlien1988
      @atlien1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought Glass and Split were good, but he’s mostly a LOT of misses before he generates a hit lol

    • @aaronhumphrey3514
      @aaronhumphrey3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@atlien1988 For me his only truly good movie is The Sixth Sense. After that there's some okay stuff mixed in with a veritable sea of hot garbage.

  • @Buntod
    @Buntod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The best way to sum it up is a longer twilight zone episode. It’s a movie that rides solely off of a concept and expects you to care more about seeing the scenario played out rather than real characters or story.

    • @Spindler2007
      @Spindler2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think this movie would have worked better as a Twilight Zone episode.

    • @kevtb874
      @kevtb874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly this. The ONLY thing it has going for it is the concept and it doesn't even explore it very well or do a good job having interesting human characters come to terms with their situation and what that means.
      It just ticks off a few boxes, fills time with crap dialogue and then throws in a twist (not in rhe original story) because M Night literally has to now or he might stop existing.
      Could have been an interesting short film in better hands.

  • @ECHQS
    @ECHQS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Alex’s reaction to this film is 100% accurate for me 😂

    • @Xboxsuckscrymore
      @Xboxsuckscrymore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He doesn’t know shit

    • @christianbarrera4283
      @christianbarrera4283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Xboxsuckscrymore lol sure he’s the actual nerd out of all of them

    • @christianbarrera4283
      @christianbarrera4283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Xboxsuckscrymore Alex can be really critical but he holds back since joe shills all the time

    • @namarie.2289
      @namarie.2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Xboxsuckscrymore hey its the one guy who liked the movie

    • @rocky_danger_buff5845
      @rocky_danger_buff5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@christianbarrera4283 I mean he doesn't like 80% of the shows/movies they watch.

  • @doomzilla3568
    @doomzilla3568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    As from the words from a noble chicken once said: "WHAT A TWIST!"

  • @drakenfist
    @drakenfist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Why is Joe releasing a OLD review and not a NEW review?.

    • @ashtoneva4926
      @ashtoneva4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment deserves to be pinned.

    • @ovinophile
      @ovinophile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please don’t give M. Night any ideas.

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      An

    • @drakenfist
      @drakenfist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elijahgavin6706 I'm not editing my comment for a spelling mistake.

    • @youknowimright1725
      @youknowimright1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate you

  • @emilygendreau
    @emilygendreau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I walked out of the theater and said "I didnt expect much, but goddamn.." and some guy in front of me just said "You too huh?"

  • @FlibbenMcg
    @FlibbenMcg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I'm glad they brought up that this was not his material. Ever since I saw the trailer for it I couldn't help but feel like I'd seen this premise done on TV before. Can't remember which show for the life of me.

    • @aro3275
      @aro3275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its based on a graphic novel

    • @babyspratan
      @babyspratan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @FibbenMcg ikr, may be a Mandela effect tho

    • @erikbrenner5138
      @erikbrenner5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Futurama?

    • @justinz3172
      @justinz3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@erikbrenner5138 lmao bender turning into a Cd🤣

    • @crypticcavern4109
      @crypticcavern4109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the aging premise has been done for ages, tales from the crypt and goosebumps did it best

  • @MrKingYuji
    @MrKingYuji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    M Night is one of those directors you will either love or hate his style. We all know his style by now: unrealistic lifeless dialogue, slow pacing, close up shots of face, twist ending, giving himself a crucial self-indulgent cameo.

  • @THAGAMBIT2424
    @THAGAMBIT2424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love what Alex said. “Give Jordan peele this script” holy shit could you imagine?

  • @LTJfan
    @LTJfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The things about the Shyamalan films is that they have good/interesting concepts, but the executions can be a hit-and-miss, sometimes

  • @John08043
    @John08043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Yo as soon as Alex started talking he just ripped into Old immediately lol you love to see it

  • @charlesmcdowell9436
    @charlesmcdowell9436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    hehehehehehe " this movie will get old real fast", give that Joe an oscar.

    • @Shiresquad
      @Shiresquad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, he gets "The Golden Joe."

    • @Shiresquad
      @Shiresquad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plot twist: Its a buddha statue.

    • @DevKintara
      @DevKintara 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ren bao joe?

  • @Nedzilla345
    @Nedzilla345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Shyamalon's best twist was in Devil where you learn Evil is near when toast lands jelly side down.

  • @hujan1744
    @hujan1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I saw this trailer in theaters before Black Widow started and i was like "This could be a fine movie." then i saw who's making it and imidiately went "I am 85% sure it's gonna be utter shit.)

    • @mooremusic4394
      @mooremusic4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You weren't wrong

    • @nikitamohanan2124
      @nikitamohanan2124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish I had your insight

    • @hujan1744
      @hujan1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mooremusic4394 after all the stinkers he made i couldn't expect anything else honestly

    • @trexdrew
      @trexdrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate horror but also it just looked really fucking stupid in the trailer while waiting to watch Black Widow myself lol

    • @nikitamohanan2124
      @nikitamohanan2124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trexdrew movie wasn't scary one damn bit! It was plain horrible and there was a lot of shaky cam in Old as well to try to make things "look scary"

  • @Dularr
    @Dularr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    That is why Shyamalan finances his own movies. I doesn't want to listen to anybody.

    • @johnv6806
      @johnv6806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      More because studios turn him down because most of his stories/scripts suck

    • @Volker_A4
      @Volker_A4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@johnv6806 they obviously make money though. Isn't that what studios care about

    • @michaelknight4099
      @michaelknight4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Studios don't want to deal with him anymore. His scripts are trash now and he's had a major fall from grace.

    • @Cruddy129
      @Cruddy129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@michaelknight4099 And yet people still buys his movies and praises him to kingdom come, and he'll continue to make crappy high budgeted movies until something makes a large dent in his career

    • @michaelknight4099
      @michaelknight4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Cruddy129 With all due respect that's quite the exaggeration just based off overall reception of his past few films (since 2004 even) outside of paid critic reviews.
      I've been attending cinema festivals for the better part of the last two decades and I can confirm with certainty that nobody outside of rotten tomatoes or other pay to play critic review sites are even talking about him nevermind praising him.
      Now as far as his monetary success goes I guess that's a different story but my point is nobody is really looking out for the next feature he's attached to and that's unfortunately a fact.
      With that being said, I'm going to support his films regardless as I appreciate his earlier work and still do find some charm within his style of film making.

  • @jaden3602
    @jaden3602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Joe and his damn wigs😂

    • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Really? I thought he dyed his hair like in the thumbnail.

  • @Puggy42069
    @Puggy42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    When I saw Shamalongdingdong on screen, I wanted to shout “YOU RUINED THE LAST AIRBENDER!”

    • @shadowking9147
      @shadowking9147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik! And I would have thought that would have been pretty hard to ruin.

    • @crettywap2981
      @crettywap2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @benjaminisaksson1348
      @benjaminisaksson1348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf i must be sleep writing I am the only user on my account must be a haxer with dyslexia;p

    • @Kay0Bot
      @Kay0Bot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ever let him live it down... NEVER!!

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just the reflex of "I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, YOU MURDERER!"

  • @JohnM-og5rt
    @JohnM-og5rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This might be one of the only films I would score lower than Alex. 3/10 imo

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s really horrible, only positives were how funny the terrible dialogue was

  • @elguty4045
    @elguty4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Wow Joe is actually learning to let the boys talk withtout interrupting them!!!? what timeline is this?

    • @paulpivaral4832
      @paulpivaral4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      glad he finally did it, I remember how a couple of years he got called out and made a tweet and video that he would do much better but he never did and actually got so bad he had to apologize again cause that all the comments where "let other joe talk, can alex talk ?? " lol n since then hes so much better to watch when it comes to arguments

    • @Kapsones33
      @Kapsones33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHAT YEAR IS IT??? (Jumanji reference 🤣)

    • @sickman5236
      @sickman5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a branch, an alternate timeline that is about to get prune by the TVA. It won happen again

    • @adog4661
      @adog4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      not really, OJ was in the middle of his final verdict and AJ cut him off saying "so is it a 5 or a 4?".

    • @unkownfigure850
      @unkownfigure850 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      flashpoint

  • @morninglaughter2469
    @morninglaughter2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Then it turns out...they were in an a hourglass the entire time!

    • @Chopan8809
      @Chopan8809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that would of been a good plot twist

    • @madiqismal4186
      @madiqismal4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At some point I thought it was all a hallucination and that the family would wake up and they'd be back to their normal age again.

  • @connerfranklin1528
    @connerfranklin1528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Gotta be down with the sickness” lmao

  • @thatbloomer5642
    @thatbloomer5642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Me: Old? What seems to be the problem?
    *reads M. Night Shyamalan*
    Also me: oh, it all makes sense now

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes a Sixth kind of sense!!! Huuh? Huuuuh?
      Ok I'm leaving now, I'm leaving....

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shyamalan needs to keep on making movies. Somehow he's allowed to fail in Hollywood so long as he randomly puts out hits every now and then. It's utterly precious for a director to have as much freedom he has.

  • @anubis2044
    @anubis2044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I hated it!"
    I love Alex

  • @reggie8231
    @reggie8231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Alex definitely looks like a character named mid size sedan lol

  • @DetroitsReaper
    @DetroitsReaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Alex needs a badass seal of disapproval that he can give out 😂😂😂

    • @evelic
      @evelic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be almost imposible to earn knowing Alex's judgement.

    • @DetroitsReaper
      @DetroitsReaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evelic he seems to disapprove alot of movies and games lol

  • @Cantthinkofname-rp3iw
    @Cantthinkofname-rp3iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Glad Alex kept talking when Joe tried to interrupt

    • @1_underthesun
      @1_underthesun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alainchristian He was nerd picking because that's mostly who their audience is (us). Kind of his job.....

    • @RodaMoonknight
      @RodaMoonknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He keeps interrupting? You would think he learned to not do that with the backlash he's gotten from it

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Sheev Palpatine I hope we can someday stop blame illnesses for just beeing rude. And call it what it is. Rude.

    • @jhamer18
      @jhamer18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well Joe is such a shill and always likes to be right, like a child

    • @jhamer18
      @jhamer18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alainchristian what are you talking about, simping for AJ as always.
      AJ can be wrong in his opinions, accept that

  • @cameronvalencia6023
    @cameronvalencia6023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    lmfao when OJ says how they walked backwards, i really thought he was joking XDDDD

  • @justinhargrove6559
    @justinhargrove6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Interesting plot with poor execution sounds like every movie he’s done for 20 years

    • @eliteballplacement6582
      @eliteballplacement6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unbreakable, 6th sense, signs are all really really good tho

    • @joshuareiss9430
      @joshuareiss9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol split and glass were also amazing.

    • @NYC_Goody
      @NYC_Goody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joshuareiss9430 glass lmao

    • @atlas3565
      @atlas3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can’t shit on Split or Unbreakable

    • @emilygendreau
      @emilygendreau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joshuareiss9430 Glass was shit

  • @mattmiller9809
    @mattmiller9809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I would've ended that right after the doctor explains what was really going on. Theres no real reason to end it on a high note or go further than that. You could leave it as a mystery and call it a day.

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was fine with them surviving… in theory… but it’s so horribly executed. Maybe if only one person survived it would have been more impactful, idk. Hard to judge a single decision in a sea of terrible choices.

  • @stevenshepherd9050
    @stevenshepherd9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    wheres the review for Nobody joe with Bob Odenkirk

  • @EatWave
    @EatWave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Behold... the ravages of age!" extended over the length of a cinematic feature.

  • @blacksource5044
    @blacksource5044 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He wasn’t just trying to be artsy with the weird framing. He was trying to have a REVEAL of the kids being much older suddenly. That’s why he was shooting really weirdly at times.

  • @ReaverLordTonus
    @ReaverLordTonus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    What's sad is the movie is based on the French graphic novel "Sand Castle" which was legit terrifying, cerebral, and sad. Tragic that Shyamalan had to go and ruin it.

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    M night shamalyan is certainly… unique, but his movies have this weird charm to them that I find entertaining

    • @quincyking010
      @quincyking010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Avatar the last Airbender. Nuff said

    • @extradterrestrial
      @extradterrestrial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree. I went in blind to reviews for this movie because it’s always a fun coin flip between good and awful with him. I think he’s the only director I’d do this for so I guess that means he has some kind of charm.

    • @snakejesus
      @snakejesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@quincyking010 you mean “The Last Airbender”, because there was a successful movie called Avatar that Shyamalan wants to make his own to surpass it

    • @quincyking010
      @quincyking010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@snakejesus yes I forgot he dropped avatar from the title. It was so bad they couldn't even pronounce a name correctly

    • @snakejesus
      @snakejesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quincyking010 like most of the whole cast who can’t even say the name right and are mystically more bland then Kix sitting overnight with no milk

  • @clockstomper
    @clockstomper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Oh man, when Joe's thumbnail is better than the movie's effects, we're in trouble

  • @baselessphoenix
    @baselessphoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’ve never seen Alex so heated on a topic til now lmao.

    • @elguty4045
      @elguty4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hate is a strong motivator, and unlike with other bad movies they weren't drinking.

  • @SuperSinestro
    @SuperSinestro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When that chick turned into a pretzel I just had to say "my only regret.... Is that I have bone-itis"

    • @alejandracervantes7837
      @alejandracervantes7837 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Futurama reference, classic. 😎

    • @madiqismal4186
      @madiqismal4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!

    • @SuperSinestro
      @SuperSinestro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madiqismal4186 you're pfp says "no", but your comment says "yes"

    • @madiqismal4186
      @madiqismal4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperSinestro Well yes but actually no. "No" is just my first name. My full name is "No One".

  • @mayprojekt
    @mayprojekt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i still havent forgiven him for the last airbender movie.

    • @garygotgameclips
      @garygotgameclips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's been 11 years

    • @davenve
      @davenve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what last airbender movie? 🤔🤔😅

    • @HumanAfterAll123
      @HumanAfterAll123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@garygotgameclips not long enough XD

    • @snakejesus
      @snakejesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No one will, especially when he spoke out saying “his movie series will be a lot better then the tv series”

    • @Puggy42069
      @Puggy42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the movie OLD, that would be like 2 hours.

  • @toupac3195
    @toupac3195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh snap, I was caught off guard with this. Thanks, lazy holywood... at least you keep Joe busy😁

  • @outphase78
    @outphase78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I went to see the movie with my wife and daughter and we all DIED laughing at that crinkled up woman in the cave. Shit was hilarious, I really hope they didn't intend that to be scary 😂

    • @Pranjalchoudhary100
      @Pranjalchoudhary100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How was that even funny?

    • @marialacambra9715
      @marialacambra9715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Pranjal Because it was so ridiculous. If the movie had been more subtle and we actually cared about the characters it could have been horrifying. But it was so badly made that turned out hilarious.

    • @hendrikmccallaghan7708
      @hendrikmccallaghan7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me and my girlfriend aswel died laughing that shit was hilarious 😂

    • @trawlins396
      @trawlins396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Pranjalchoudhary100 I laughed too. It was so corny and poorly executed.

    • @friendlyfire2374
      @friendlyfire2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marialacambra9715 Im sorry but I just didn’t gind that funny It was disturbing.

  • @impresivetitle
    @impresivetitle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can proudly say I haven’t seen a Shymalan film in theatre’s since I was a wee lad and watched the last air bender (and man what a dark day that was).

  • @george5737
    @george5737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nile shirt?? My channel appreciation just skyrocketed! 🤘🤘🤘

  • @peshkybee7721
    @peshkybee7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The best part of this movie was in AJs review when OJ makes a pun and does finger guns
    - a Peshkybee review

    • @octaviovazquez543
      @octaviovazquez543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good comment, 9/10
      -an Octavio Vazquez review

    • @peshkybee7721
      @peshkybee7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@octaviovazquez543 excellent comment review. Direct, to the point, and a better storyline than the movie the TH-cam comment referenced
      - a Peshkybee comment review

    • @JJsGA
      @JJsGA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peshkybee7721 a peskybee once again knocks it out of the park with this comment review! Straight and to the point with a fully fleshed out plot!
      -A grand adventure comment review

    • @devindeel5830
      @devindeel5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **Inception movie sound effect intensifies**

  • @sylvanawick3819
    @sylvanawick3819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "how did that girl not get tanned?"
    I was wondering that myself, lol 😆

  • @jackratscratpack9323
    @jackratscratpack9323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s awesome when joe rants but your in for a show when you see Alex’s version just love how he vents and shows emotion of frustration it just makes me want to die of laughter

  • @DarkKnightofAnime
    @DarkKnightofAnime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I’ll give Shamalyan this even when he’s bad he’s still so unbelievably entertaining and I think even he might becoming aware of this fact

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don't any of it entertaining anymore. Its just cringe. Especially the Visit

    • @Benjammar
      @Benjammar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya I would agree it is entertaining. I enjoyed this movie

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s entertaining in a “why the fuck would you miss that/do that/write that/shoot that?!”

    • @kylemonkiewicz2803
      @kylemonkiewicz2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was entertained but It was no masterpiece but I wouldn't called it bad either definitely could of been better but man that one scene with the baby

  • @AllegedEwok
    @AllegedEwok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Love the nile shirt, didn't know he was a fan!

    • @PigeonDesign
      @PigeonDesign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot of metal stuff around AJS, especially in his older videos… Relapse Records artist’s albums were available at the mall record store when I was a kid (late 90’s) and I grew up in bumf*** Maryland. This ended up exposing me to even more underground metal - I will always have love for the label and the bands. Today is the Day is my personal favorite Relapse band...

    • @jackscalibur
      @jackscalibur 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a big metal fan.

  • @accellex2845
    @accellex2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought one person was going to use the wrappers as a suit too. And they’d try and use the needle and thread that went unused from the tumor to stitch it together. Or at the very least a mask/helmet.
    And since the calcium deficiency girl was in the caves for a while, I thought she’d get adjusted like they said, and end up following the ones with the suit and end up ripping it apart thinking they just wanted to leave to get away from her.

  • @SurrealJosh
    @SurrealJosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    MNS is playing the long game, his final movies twist is that it doesn't have a twist

    • @MarioBario
      @MarioBario 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      After Earth didn't have a twist

  • @OrionInSpace
    @OrionInSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    What a coincidence I just got out of the theater from seeing it!
    I thought it was weird and intriguing, thought it was alright to be honest my eyes were glued to the screen the whole time.

  • @gus628
    @gus628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why is Joe’s verdict the final verdict? OJ and Alex gave it a 4, so shouldn’t the final be like a 4.5 or a 5?

    • @madiqismal4186
      @madiqismal4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Joe was originally thinking of giving it a 9/10

  • @EdwardGutierrez90
    @EdwardGutierrez90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does Hollywood keep letting Shyamalan make movies? I havent not heard of him directing a great movie.

  • @humanuk2150
    @humanuk2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We can escape in a hot air balloon! AJ "Where would we find the helium?" O_O

  • @LETHAL_RITUAL
    @LETHAL_RITUAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Props Joe! Rockin a Nile shirt! Best band 🔥🤘🔥

  • @Baiyu83
    @Baiyu83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    From time to time, Alex just looks at OJ in a certain way, and that makes me laugh :) Like he wants to comment on something OJ is saying, but decide he doesn't have to.

  • @Dysentery_
    @Dysentery_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait a gotdang moment!!!!! AJ has a freaking Nile shirt on!!!!!!!!! never knew you liked that music

  • @TheTwelfthRed
    @TheTwelfthRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Angry Joe aged so much during the movie he thought the movie wasnt that bad...good thing Alex and Other Joe were there to cure his sickness.

  • @zacharyashmore1830
    @zacharyashmore1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can't help but notice, but is that a 'Nile' shirt that angry joe is wearing?

    • @deraykrause4517
      @deraykrause4517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That blew my mind, I have the same shirt! I bet a million bux he didn't get it at the concert like I did, though. Still, I gotta give him props for repping the best Death Metal band on the planet.

    • @derpherpula592
      @derpherpula592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deraykrause4517 Vader is the best death metal band on the planet, but Nile is close. Death is the best death metal band that is no longer on the planet.

    • @deraykrause4517
      @deraykrause4517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@derpherpula592 haha I don't want to start band wars but I hear what you're saying. I had the privilege of hanging out with Chuck for a bit during the Leprosy tour. Such a chill down to earth dude and amazing talent. The musical genre I love the most would not exist if it weren't for Chuck.

    • @ellya3775
      @ellya3775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You wankers have to listen to some Morbid Angel. Chuck didn't invent the genre stop doing this weird Chuck cult. Death was just one of the puzzle pieces in the creation of extreme metal/death metal. Hell, even Sodom came in earlier, but few people know how important their early material was in influencing. Lets not forget about Hellhammer/Celtic Frost either, and the countless other bands that pioneered TOGETHER: Necrophagia, even Slayer, Thanatos(NL), Poison(germany), Messiah, Sepultura, Master/Death Strike, Massacre (Kam Lee wrote the first true death metal riffs for "Mantas" pre-Death), Slaughter, Vulcano, 666(czech), Necrodeath, Necrovore, INSANITY, Savage Death, Black Sheperd (Belgium), NME, the list goes on. Not hating on you guys but before you can go on the internet and say things as facts do more homeworks. Cheers

    • @junioraltamontent.7582
      @junioraltamontent.7582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ellya3775 Solid picks. Sodom and Celtic Frost are my go tos, even tho Sodom is more on the Thrash side of it. Entombed/Nihilist. Bolt Thrower. Last place I expected to have this discussion lol.

  • @burtbackattack
    @burtbackattack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Alex's posture and expression right at the start of this told me all I needed to know about this movie...

  • @LeonardBarnette3
    @LeonardBarnette3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you enter "The" private beach, going through the rocks, it reminds me of being inside a submarine. You can go down no problem but when you resurface too fast, you get the "bends".

  • @VividAMVs
    @VividAMVs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:43 "Have you heard of the high elves?"

  • @alphaassassin120
    @alphaassassin120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was looking forward to a new M. Night movie... Signs, Split, etc. Were good. Sometimes I forget he also made the Last Airbender

    • @snakejesus
      @snakejesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never forget, even Kathleen Kennedy help made that movie too

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't forget, no matter how hard I try.

  • @skegnetti
    @skegnetti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    😂😂😂WOW ,I LOVE HOW MUCH ALEX HATED THIS! 😂

    • @ConeJellos
      @ConeJellos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate the way you wrote that comment.

    • @madiqismal4186
      @madiqismal4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *MID SIZED SEDAN*

  • @CodyRoseDrums
    @CodyRoseDrums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe wearing a Nile shirt?! Hell yeah! 🖤

  • @thisiskindacrap13
    @thisiskindacrap13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hey Joe,
    Just wanted to let you know that this was real relaxing to watch :)
    Everyone had their own part where they could tell what they had to tell without getting interupted or anything.
    Appreciate you guys!

  • @sirsimp7990
    @sirsimp7990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This movie annoys me because as they said the concept is good but execution is some ass. This movie had some serious potential IMO

    • @Cruddy129
      @Cruddy129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thats what happens when you give a movie with great potential to some of the worst and boring Directors

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they had given it to Lanthimos it would have been bomb but idk if he only makes original films

  • @lygonthereddragon
    @lygonthereddragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OK so reverse version of Benjamin Button?

  • @fruitpunchsamurai7816
    @fruitpunchsamurai7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i dont know how they even survive for 1 day?
    they literally have eat every second to keep up with time acceleration

    • @eastwaters4082
      @eastwaters4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their blood cells are dying slowly.

  • @AstaIsAMonster
    @AstaIsAMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:29-15:46 *OJ and his obsession with OLDER WOMEN and AJ/Alex comments after had me dying.* 😂

  • @masterstuffing
    @masterstuffing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    What a twist

  • @bootsmcgee295
    @bootsmcgee295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    What times did he think the movie was gonna end? I never thought there was gonna be a ending but continued.

    • @wilsonruleman
      @wilsonruleman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When they had the flashback of when they went in the coral and escaped and it cut to black….. then it went back to them at the resort

    • @bootsmcgee295
      @bootsmcgee295 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wilsonruleman alright i could see that being one, but it wasn’t convincing enough to be a ending, like i felt there was more. Just me tho

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it would end with the final M Night appearance or around the subsequent scene as well as a few misgivings earlier. Awful movie but super entertaining

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alainchristian no, it’s not. You think something can’t be so awful it’s entertaining? Have you heard of the Maury and Dr. Phil shows? They thrive on that concept.

  • @ComPTonRiLLO
    @ComPTonRiLLO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What if you walk in backwards so that you fall into the exit 😂

  • @grantwallace1882
    @grantwallace1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I saw the first trailer for "Old", I laughed out loud.

  • @dang9059
    @dang9059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’m not sure how much longer Alex can do this, he looks so pissed off at the start, like he is surrounded by idiots 🤣

    • @sickman5236
      @sickman5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well he doesn't need to get a real job, so I'm pretty sure he's happy

    • @rinraiden
      @rinraiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He does give the impression that, when he's looking at Joe, he's thinking about how much better he could lead this channel.

  • @amergingiles
    @amergingiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    M. Night Shyamalan is able to make crazy twists, disturbing filmography, and interesting plot points, but most of his movies are just laughable some times. It's all so undeservedly pretentious. He's peak Fake it Til you Make it.

  • @trapgod9690
    @trapgod9690 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    00:45 I can't believe they managed to keep so calm while he said that word 😂

  • @vonVile
    @vonVile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reminds me of a bad version of the Star Trek TOS episode where the crew aged super fast after going down to a planet.

  • @JaxGains
    @JaxGains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When I saw the trailer in theaters, I really thought it was gonna be a Jordan Peele movie. It seemed like his kinda style with his recent movies. Makes me wonder how much better the movie would’ve been if it was directed by him.

    • @trexdrew
      @trexdrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It has nothing to do with black people though so he wouldn’t pick it up. Every horror movie he does has to be some commentary on race. Which I mean hey if that’s what you want to do go for it but you could be easily even greater than you already are.

    • @jhordyjimenez6283
      @jhordyjimenez6283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Racism makes you age faster not a beach

    • @Tippy2forU
      @Tippy2forU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has The Last Airbender taught you nothing. NEVER TRUST THE TRAILER. EVER!

  • @lycanenferno5109
    @lycanenferno5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Alex and OJ- We give it a 4
    angryjoe- I give it a 6 above average
    Also Angryjoe- There's alot of plotholes that dont make sense

    • @paulpivaral4832
      @paulpivaral4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      always go for the other joe and alex score...AJ scores whatever number he thinks sounds good but he explains why he gave a movie that score youre like wtf?

    • @terrealexander4442
      @terrealexander4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a good movie.
      6 is fair
      It's not a five and it's definitely not a seven

  • @tomascasterwell2279
    @tomascasterwell2279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of those times when a film maker actually put his real life fears in a movie and it’s premise. Still that doesn’t make the proposed film old. Next movie will be called death.

  • @sebgomez
    @sebgomez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the amount of props joe has is incredible, its endless

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Old would make a decent if derivative short film about different people reacting to themselves rapidly aging and knowing they will die soon. Shame they had to stretch it into feature length.

  • @Killingglorie
    @Killingglorie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Joe's been coughing a lot lately. is he ok?

    • @RINA4D85S1
      @RINA4D85S1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Been noticing that too. Hopefully it's just temporary due to his recent shouting rants, and not something more serious like vocal nodules.

    • @A_YouTube_Commenter
      @A_YouTube_Commenter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Co Ro Nah?

  • @MrPickle52
    @MrPickle52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Theory: what if Madrid (the young blonde woman who carried the drinks to the guests after they got off the van at the resort, played by Francesca Eastwood), was the one survivor that Shymalan claimed had drowned after swimming through the coral? It doesn't really make sense how someone would drown after already making it all the way out of the coral & out of the time altering beach.
    Plus he was waiting to see if Trent & Maddox would surface in the safe water, probably so that he could stop them from reaching the resort. But because they took so long, he assumed they died & the man over the walkie talkie said they can't afford to have another issue. My guess if that he may have captured Madrid after she swam to shore, & they could be drugging & manipulating her. She did seem a little off from the beginning, especially after Trent & Maddox arrive to knock the drinks out of her hands at the end of the film. She had a bizarre look on her face, like realization.

  • @PowerHitter427
    @PowerHitter427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:38 would it be the same reason why they’re hair wasn’t growing. Their cells are being repaired at such a rapid rate that they wouldn’t be tanning or being sunburnt?