Best of: Anthony Jeselnik | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @netflixisajoke
    @netflixisajoke  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2440

    Which Anthony is funnier? Beard or no beard?

    • @MrCTruck
      @MrCTruck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Bearded Jeselnik

    • @baumwolke2078
      @baumwolke2078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      He's funny no matter with or without. But much more attractiv with beard😊

    • @ohmyblindman
      @ohmyblindman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Bearded is cuter, so, yes.

    • @RedmayneDeadmayne
      @RedmayneDeadmayne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      His first special was significantly funnier so I think he should shave

    • @vertigostrobe
      @vertigostrobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Beard, obviously.

  • @stufferwhite
    @stufferwhite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11607

    Dark humour is like a dead child, it never gets old.

    • @dadden13
      @dadden13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

      Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it.

    • @rayperry2599
      @rayperry2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Stuffer White 😂😂😂

    • @rayperry2599
      @rayperry2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      dadden13 😂😂😂

    • @billygundum
      @billygundum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Terribly good

    • @SeigoSaiga
      @SeigoSaiga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My man 😂😂😂

  • @thenlnlkn
    @thenlnlkn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4011

    This man has mastered the bait and switch

    • @jch8376
      @jch8376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      yup he's a master baiter and switcher.

    • @ceterisparibus8966
      @ceterisparibus8966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's a very good point.

    • @yudivazquez1296
      @yudivazquez1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @kiryan3402
      @kiryan3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thank you I was wondering what they called his style.

    • @ChuckDanger
      @ChuckDanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's a hell of a roast comedian as well. His insult comedy is top notch.

  • @Hulkamaniac418
    @Hulkamaniac418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4355

    It’s cool how he grows a beard and then shaves between jokes

  • @matt8797
    @matt8797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    “don’t get mad at me cause you don’t know how big bells can get.” LMAO

  • @beetlejuice3x309
    @beetlejuice3x309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I like how he tries to hold back his own laughter. Shows he's truly a good guy just making jokes.
    I love comedians

    • @craftistic82
      @craftistic82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's actually one of the best out there, imho

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If Jeselnik was anything near the psychopath he plays on stage, he would be in a padded cell or a supermax prison right now. He's just a comedic genius. And a damn attractive one to boot.

    • @ronniejdio9411
      @ronniejdio9411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dudes an act ..he plays the heel like in wrestling. And comedy needs a heel

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anthony Jeselnik holding in laughter at the thought of the morons who keep paying him to tell the same joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @atg1338
      @atg1338 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duh🤡

  • @ttlpwn34
    @ttlpwn34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2051

    Jeselnik is the perfect comedian for me. Every one of his jokes gets some form of a laugh from me.

    • @nickadams1992
      @nickadams1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ttlpwn34 I know what you mean. Even the semi-duds are pretty funny.

    • @aisling8092
      @aisling8092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If u like him you’ll probably like Daniel sloss. They have similar dark humor

    • @CLozs
      @CLozs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wanna like this but ur at 420 likes lol

    • @crazyjoedavola5430
      @crazyjoedavola5430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too...

    • @phiten40
      @phiten40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's weird because he's very popular but to me the most unfunny comedian today. My style is Mark Normand, Nate Bargatze, and I like Mulaney, Burr and a few others.

  • @thelynchmeister
    @thelynchmeister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2376

    "Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get." :-)

    • @dizzidreamz5894
      @dizzidreamz5894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Adam T. Lynch I still don’t get that joke smh please explain!!!

    • @yeltsin6817
      @yeltsin6817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      The joke misdirects you. You think it’s nice with the bell so that you can hear where the grandmother is at all times but the joke is that the bell is huge so she can’t even move.

    • @brianswartz7529
      @brianswartz7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How about, the joke is shit. Plain, and simple.

    • @brianswartz7529
      @brianswartz7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dont giva a shit. Its my opinion. We all have them.

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Brian Swartz you should keep it to yourself, because we don't care if you haven't had your meds yet, and you expose yourself to criticism needlessly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @diceman31
    @diceman31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    This guy is a genius.

    • @awsomeman93
      @awsomeman93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "This guy" Has a name, scumbag

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@awsomeman93"this guy" is not an insult unlike "scumbag" scumbag

    • @scottbrown6505
      @scottbrown6505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anthony brings out the best in us..

    • @scottbrown6505
      @scottbrown6505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @bootnsoot You're an overused word..

    • @diceman31
      @diceman31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @bootnsoot Genius: "a person who is exceptionally intelligent OR CREATIVE, either generally or in some particular respect."
      He is creative in comedic style, therefore he is a genius.
      Now go buy a dictionary.

  • @planck10-43
    @planck10-43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I love how they pan through the audience when Jeselnik makes the thoughts and prayers joke as you can spot the subdued reactions of the ones he is calling out.. brilliant

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thinking a subdued reaction to an Anthony Jeselnik "joke" is a result of someone getting called out, and not that maybe they're just smarter than the rest of the crowd is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @Swampdonkey796
      @Swampdonkey796 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidphillips9726 bet you post thoughts and prayers all the time 🤡

    • @jakehoover6655
      @jakehoover6655 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@davidphillips9726didn't realize 5th grade grammar was so hard. Maybe try again, kid.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakehoover6655 you correcting my grammar is funnier than Anthony jeselnick

    • @mr.thunder1219
      @mr.thunder1219 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@davidphillips9726curious as to who you find funny.

  • @cabs.2162
    @cabs.2162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    This dude is 41 years old, and he's lookin at most at his late 20's

    • @idontdodrugsiamdrugs
      @idontdodrugsiamdrugs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wait what???? No way

    • @scubaguy007
      @scubaguy007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Perk of selling your soul to the devil. 😉😈🦄💩

    • @crespoopserc
      @crespoopserc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mephistopheles

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You’re joking right? Damn that is one well preserved piece of man

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Which goes to show how bad marriage and kids messes guys up.

  • @jones9309
    @jones9309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    "Shut the door."
    "Get inside." 😂

    • @victorfox9623
      @victorfox9623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That joke changes a lot if he were to point towards his butt.

    • @rickysahu3267
      @rickysahu3267 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get the joke

    • @drchey1397
      @drchey1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Shivam are you his brother ?

    • @planetruths1373
      @planetruths1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drchey1397... yeah. Family reunions are interesting..

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rickysahu3267 - shut the door implies he was inside somewhere. However, he was outside!

  • @ravenstylea2
    @ravenstylea2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Anthony can even sell a joke about his jokes 👏 that’s talent

    • @OptionalDilemma
      @OptionalDilemma 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @chungrikeahorse didn’t know this

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The thought of Anthony Jeselnik selling "jokes" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @Jeriun
    @Jeriun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    I love seeing those people in the audience that are clearly not into it lol.

    • @bramlovestogame8035
      @bramlovestogame8035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Temos LMAO SAME

    • @abelardopascual6564
      @abelardopascual6564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They are lame, why the fuck are you there

    • @brucebutler8905
      @brucebutler8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I think he would prefer those people

    • @itsmekarima
      @itsmekarima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      it makes the bits even funnier to see the unimpressed faces

    • @burna21bit
      @burna21bit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To some people he might not be funny

  • @dianesingerman9650
    @dianesingerman9650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I like the “innocent” no beard look. Then this clean cut guy says the most shocking crap you’ve ever heard in your life!

    • @drew-shourd
      @drew-shourd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      good point

  • @kellygreenify
    @kellygreenify ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I totally LOVE his humor. It’s dark, edgy and twists the punchline. He’s like the devil on my shoulder….cynical and awesome.

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    The “thoughts and prayers “ joke was dead on.

    • @nickcervenka8756
      @nickcervenka8756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I can never really articulate how worthless thoughts and prayers are when I sarcastically write it on FB. This pretty much sums it up.

    • @gustafsone
      @gustafsone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nickcervenka8756 Are you a wedding photographer?

    • @nickcervenka8756
      @nickcervenka8756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gustafsone No? I wish.

    • @fido3449
      @fido3449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's his best joke; true and funny.

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The GOP would like to offer their thoughts & prayers after the next mass shooting...just zero additional gun control.

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2649

    I used to think Anthony Jeselnik was a morbid, creepy Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.

    • @jaredconnell2059
      @jaredconnell2059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      This was so well crafted. Amazing

    • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
      @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jaredconnell2059 Thanks!

    • @davidpierce9949
      @davidpierce9949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I love Mitch. RIP. i love his one joke: " i used to do drugs. I mean, i still do but i use to too!" 😂😂

    • @Pun116
      @Pun116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lame.

    • @Fister_of_Muppets
      @Fister_of_Muppets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I see what you did there, bravo 👏 and a great clapback to Mitch.

  • @willkeener3090
    @willkeener3090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "Lots of lines were crossed today. The finish line was not one of them"

    • @iheartjared74
      @iheartjared74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Today there are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed...Especially the finish line.
      (or something like that)

    • @irrationalreality8276
      @irrationalreality8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m pretty sure there were a few arms legs coming past the Boston finish line

  • @sgtprestonoftheyukon2423
    @sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I'll never forget my father's last words. He looked down at me and said " SON BE CAREFUL THAT GUNS LOADED"

  • @eddiemitchell5280
    @eddiemitchell5280 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The craft is undeniable. Word for word one of the best joke writers of all time.

    • @THEREALREDBARON1
      @THEREALREDBARON1 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jeselnik definitely belongs on the Mount Rushmore of comedians. Definitely. 😉

  • @nickcervenka8756
    @nickcervenka8756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    His humor is my own. He has the balls to tell jokes I don't have the balls to tell. He's a walking Facebook shitposter. God bless him.

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have the balls but I'm too lazy

    • @pr3modeling239
      @pr3modeling239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm just not funny.

    • @CamxCam.
      @CamxCam. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm not sure you understand what shitposting is.

    • @spartanmucho5950
      @spartanmucho5950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You worded it correctly. He’s a real life shit poster that’s why it’s boring

    • @ChaelSonnen000
      @ChaelSonnen000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spartanmucho5950 I don't think you actually believe that

  • @sean5174
    @sean5174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    He’s the only comedian who can build up a joke and then deliver a completely non ironic punchline to just smack your brain into untapped levels of funny.
    His style is legendary and doesn’t give a fuck what is conventionally accepted as humor. God tier.

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like when I'm watching him (if it's a joke I haven't heard before), and when it gets to the end, you think wow I didn't think he'd end up going there , and I end up laughing, he keeps me in suspense

  • @erebus7306
    @erebus7306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    7:19 That guy second on the right just realized how many times he posted "thoughts and prayers" on facebook.

  • @j.p.lovecraft1826
    @j.p.lovecraft1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I remember crying a lot when my dad cut up onions.
    Onions was my favorite dog.

    • @dannymaurice5543
      @dannymaurice5543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "What's the difference between a dead hooker and and onion? I cried when I cut up the onion." Is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes"

    • @joelthomastr
      @joelthomastr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Username checks out

    • @yvrfhnh
      @yvrfhnh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      not good one

    • @Smitty.Bacall
      @Smitty.Bacall 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂

  • @yannisstath
    @yannisstath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "if you're not laughing right now, the problem is your imagination" - so true

    • @MrSatyre1
      @MrSatyre1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, he's just not funny. These jokes are not much different from the ones I heard and told in elementary school. In the 70s.

  • @williamfalvey2887
    @williamfalvey2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    His voice is a mix of John Malkovic and Christopher Walken.

    • @brianhennessy1786
      @brianhennessy1786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Spot on

    • @jstewart845ss
      @jstewart845ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg you're right. Well done.

    • @aranadiscoteca1816
      @aranadiscoteca1816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every once in a while he sounds like Abby Elliott’s impersonation of Angelina Jolie

    • @adamrubinger2644
      @adamrubinger2644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Walken was on top.

    • @NyxBorn7080
      @NyxBorn7080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The most accurate thing on the internet

  • @chima6291
    @chima6291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "Don't forget me" is the most exact description of those "my heart with X" people.

  • @achecee2070
    @achecee2070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    That’s SO true about peoples’ intentions on that “thoughts and prayers” joke

    • @CalamityDiamond
      @CalamityDiamond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he also says to prove the victims arent being made fun of, "the day of the tragedy, victims arent on Twitter"

    • @none11flop9
      @none11flop9 ปีที่แล้ว

      More of a comment really

  • @ericthurlow4565
    @ericthurlow4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the "whole place was filled with kids" is such a great line and then he keeps it going after. master craftsman

  • @benrhysf
    @benrhysf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “let her take the hit”😭😭😭

  • @Geogunderson
    @Geogunderson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    "Turns out they were just ghosts"😂😂

    • @RobD-jq7ry
      @RobD-jq7ry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That one got me...

    • @viceroybear6298
      @viceroybear6298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually broke out laughing at that sitting alone after work laughing at my phone

    • @weirdshibainu
      @weirdshibainu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know right? Talk about putting something in the heads of women that have had abortions

    • @Johonnac
      @Johonnac 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      weirdshibainu Scroll down to Dingle Barry’s comment-great analysis

    • @stevemcgee99
      @stevemcgee99 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BEST

  • @xeropunt5749
    @xeropunt5749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    You don't know what the hell he's going to say but you will laugh when you hear it, laughing is a reflex that you can't always hold back. And once you see the humor of it, you're a little less dominated by the tragedy of it. The purpose of comic relief.

    • @McCandlessMike
      @McCandlessMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right on brother

    • @larrydinklepie9147
      @larrydinklepie9147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Xero Punt I always try to think what the punch line is going to be and even when I think I’m right he takes a turn. He is the king of miss direction.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being surprised that Anthony Jeselnik says something shocking instead of a funny punchline to every single one of his "jokes" after all this time is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @xeropunt5749
      @xeropunt5749 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidphillips9726
      Like serial pranking couples, who never suspect it haha…But first time hearing AJ is a thrill for sure👍

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a question though, Dane Cooke got canceled for saying a “Batman shooting joke,” Anthony said a “Batman shooting joke” as well but no one even tried to cancel him. Why’s that?

  • @jeffreykipperman6894
    @jeffreykipperman6894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "If you're not laughing right now the problem is your imagination." Golden

  • @tcatl2603
    @tcatl2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    He's extremely clever with misdirection and dark twist punchlines.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People still falling for his "misdirection" despite the fact that he does it every single joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidphillips9726 😂😂 what is your issue with Anthony? You’re on every comment

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ishbikes You not understanding my hatred for Anthony Jeselnik is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik

    • @lpr5269
      @lpr5269 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I liked the one about him dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and realized I was driving and I crashed into a day care. Cause you're thinking he is going to say he woke up and his pillow was gone.

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    He's hilarious! All of his jokes take a vicious turn left when you least expect it. Right off the road.

    • @warthogA10
      @warthogA10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤨🤔
      Well, which is it???
      A left or a right?
      I know it's been 2 years, but I have to know.
      And if you're dead, and someone from your family is reading this... Can they answer the question, cuz this is killing me...

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@warthogA10 Lol. It's left. A quick left.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cars veering off the road are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidphillips9726 Well, I'll have to respectfully disagree with that.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@D.Antony Your respectful disagreement to my opinion of how funny Anthony Jeselnik is is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @johnnycto7576
    @johnnycto7576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "Thoughts and Prayers" bit was savage.

    • @marlow769
      @marlow769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      John Nycto Savage yet true.

    • @bluethunder7391
      @bluethunder7391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because is true.

    • @pamle1
      @pamle1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      On YT it's "My heart goes out to the families"....... but at least that's not as ingenuine as on people's very own precious facebook or twitter page..

    • @whatsgrowingon
      @whatsgrowingon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @buildyourself1896
      @buildyourself1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Savage yet true. I have a similar thinking as him. I even once asked a friend if people who say "thoughts and prayers" actually even pray?

  • @jessekuchinski1172
    @jessekuchinski1172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I swear his delivery of a joke is funnier than the punchline to me .."when I was in high school my high school employed a blind janitor" haha

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blind high school janitors are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidphillips9726 damn I see you on every comment.. you really don’t like this guy haha

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ishbikes This simple observation is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik

  • @bluehaven8472
    @bluehaven8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    His approach seems so simple, yet is so unpredictable and hilarious 😂😂

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thinking, "start story, set premise, lead crowd ... dramatic pause .... insert something shocking" is unpredictable is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @ScarB789
      @ScarB789 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@davidphillips9726what? Were you having a stroke when you wrote that?

    • @thomasowen5785
      @thomasowen5785 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@davidphillips9726 Yeah he has a formula but I rarely see his punchline coming

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "thoughts and prayers" is my favourite and oh so true "don't forget about me today!"

    • @martini668
      @martini668 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @patientzero5685
      @patientzero5685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you had to comment because.... Don’t forget about me.... (me too ;)

    • @RaptorJesus.
      @RaptorJesus. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patientzero5685 these are comments with an actual message :)
      "thoughts and prayers" is just a whole load of nothingness!

  • @cjok8367
    @cjok8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day five yrs ago. We haven't seen her since.

  • @ArshadKhan-dt7km
    @ArshadKhan-dt7km 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This man is the reason why I like comedy so much.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You calling Anthony Jeselnik comedy is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @copperbeckville1853
    @copperbeckville1853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Excellent at misdirection. He’s been an inspiration to my fiction writing.

    • @zingstar57
      @zingstar57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He'd be happy to hear this. Or think it's bizarre. But probably happy.

  • @elite_cows1552
    @elite_cows1552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “My wife said I’m going on a trip for 2 weeks as a man I only heard 2 weeks and cheat on me.”
    -Anthony jeselnik

    • @MrSouthernlord
      @MrSouthernlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't remember Anthony ever telling that joke. He did have something similar but it didn't take 2 minutes to work out the appropriate punctuation for the joke to make sense.

  • @Styles26
    @Styles26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Should do one of these with nothing but his Baby Jokes.

  • @munna2711
    @munna2711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Thoughts and prayers is the gold standard of stand up comedy. It seems not even Anthony can replicate that.

    • @erikgriffin8794
      @erikgriffin8794 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim Jeffries tells the exact same joke...which one wrote it?

    • @Just0wnedEsport
      @Just0wnedEsport 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amen. I was little bit disappointed when I saw Fire in the Maternity Ward

    • @burnpisces7733
      @burnpisces7733 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Shakespeare was better

    • @LoneWanderer905
      @LoneWanderer905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amém.

    • @84Elenai
      @84Elenai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@erikgriffin8794 Jeffries tends to steal jokes from time to time. I like the guy, but I bet in this case it was a Jeselnik's joke.

  • @nickadams1992
    @nickadams1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    He almost loses it when he says: “...just to teach me an important lesson about brand loyalty.” Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld almost breaking character on TV back in the day. So funny. Anthony, keep up the great (obviously) work.

    • @collinsrob
      @collinsrob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And clearly loses it in Fire at the Maternity Ward, during the murder-suicide part. He blurts a laughter in the middle of his sentence, with audience cheering and everything, but he put himself together very quickly. Well done !

  • @faridmejia5820
    @faridmejia5820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂THEN SHE DIDENT HEAR IT FROM ME !!! Lmaooo greatest opening line ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣the delivery was perfect !

  • @luisavina4831
    @luisavina4831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I saw this dude at an improv last night, if you’re easily offended and sensitive, you are not ready for his style of comedy, he had us all crying in laughter, he said shit even netflix wouldn’t post here 😂😂😂😂

  • @killanova2494
    @killanova2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "dont forget about me" people, internet's full of em🤣🤣🤣

  • @artivism4068
    @artivism4068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Im impressed by his comedy. That's rare for me to say because I don't like most stand up comedy. This guy is really talented. Thanks to TH-cam for pushing this new discovery.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being impressed with an Anthony Jeselnik show because of his "comedy" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @mr.personhumanson6871
    @mr.personhumanson6871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    There's something about how Anthony Jeselnik pronounces the word "baby".

    • @aranadiscoteca1816
      @aranadiscoteca1816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It always makes me think of Abby Elliott’s impression of Angelina Jolie on SNL

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Then they got rid of it to protect their 4 children” is both hilarious and true

  • @Rebel-Forces-Earth-007
    @Rebel-Forces-Earth-007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how he skillfully does the Christopher Walken accent without being too obvious. Or maybe he's from the same town.

  • @lisakatz9437
    @lisakatz9437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anthony's humor is not for everyone. I find him beyond hilarious. Eye candy to boot. When he smiles, my basement floods. Yummmmmy

    • @jonathanferguson9226
      @jonathanferguson9226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not surprising that a Bolshevik jew would find subversive, sociopathic humor funny

    • @lisakatz9437
      @lisakatz9437 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey John. I'm not a Jew you ignorant FN ass!!

    • @lisakatz9437
      @lisakatz9437 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you don't like him or my comments, why are you even putting yours here. Keep FN scrolling! Douche

    • @lisakatz9437
      @lisakatz9437 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathanferguson9226 move on you jerk!

  • @africaRBG
    @africaRBG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That last line is perfect. Like wedding photographers taking selfies lol

  • @davidlawrence8512
    @davidlawrence8512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Is this a young Christopher Walken

    • @turdferguson7112
      @turdferguson7112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It needs a heavier cowbell....
      For Grandma

    • @juliegood7999
      @juliegood7999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      David Lawrence I hear it now and probably won’t be able to un hear it

    • @jskrabac
      @jskrabac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I hear more John Malkovich

    • @valstead1486
      @valstead1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally what I was thinking

    • @valstead1486
      @valstead1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More walken when he has beard 😂

  • @shawnhenry3380
    @shawnhenry3380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get!"

  • @bobloblaw2958
    @bobloblaw2958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He is that comedian where, if you think you got the punch line figured out before the joke ends, you're wrong. He throws such wicked curves you can never hit the ball.

  • @acm9616
    @acm9616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jessy is trully an artist. when he starts his jokes,you are always surprised by how it ends. you may think its going one way, but it goes the other way. even better. the chill way to his stand up is really laid back and cool.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was gonna say, still being surprised about Anthony Jeselnik's "punchlines" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik, but, I already did, so, calling Anthony Jeselnik "Jessy" like its not stupid is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @kateashby3066
      @kateashby3066 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m sure he is but this convo is about ANTHONY. Who the fck is Jessie? 😂

  • @pirkkala
    @pirkkala 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You can’t post a best of jeselnik without posting the entire special. It’s so good

  • @sqwale7
    @sqwale7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I like how you never know how that joke is going to end.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not knowing where Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes" are going to end, despite the fact that they're all exactly the same is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anthony is the best kind of comedian. People love laughing at fucked up shit because it adds levity and a sense of catharsis to the kinds of horrible realities that get us down. It temporarily makes the thought of dead kids, abortion, AIDS, domestic battery, racists, child molesters, etc. a bit more tolerable. The humor takes the power from those grief-inducing thoughts, if only momentarily.

  • @bigmike4337
    @bigmike4337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love this guy need to see more of him. Totally different way of stand up baits you in then switches the punchline never what you expect 👌🤣

  • @edgarvalencia9639
    @edgarvalencia9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Get inside"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alizgangoso2202
    @alizgangoso2202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    THey owned a gun to protect their 5 children...eventually they have to get rid of it...to protect their 4 children....lol.

    • @dougjudy5352
      @dougjudy5352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was it a joke about suicide or one children killing other?

    • @hellobonsoir1853
      @hellobonsoir1853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Doug Judy pretty sure it's about a child killing another one, because at the beginning he says that he doesn't like guns.

    • @kenji2787
      @kenji2787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They were protecting the 4 children from him. He said it was fun while it lasted and he was getting pretty good at shooting.

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Killed the psycho kid and got rid of the murder weapon

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dougjudy5352 lol he was killing a kid

  • @Alex-hm7nt
    @Alex-hm7nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thoughts and Prayers is one of the best standup spots ever.

  • @awasadayangberaksembaranga1584
    @awasadayangberaksembaranga1584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the way he's holding the mic is something special too

    • @starlady6154
      @starlady6154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this 🤣

  • @jacobschlehuber7142
    @jacobschlehuber7142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anthony has such a strong turnaround on his jokes and such unexpected punchlines that he gets away with the little amount of energy he uses. His calm demeanor really drives home most of his jokes, but i do wonder what he'd be like if he had a tinge of energy behind his standup.

  • @demers6178
    @demers6178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Not gonna lie, it was fun while it lasted” lol!

    • @ian12346
      @ian12346 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how he used that phrase correctly. Too many people say “not gonna lie” and then say something totally reasonable, lol.

  • @redwakeup2863
    @redwakeup2863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Anthony jesselnick is an amazing artist with word play and pauses

    • @homerjay6005
      @homerjay6005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy Carr is better, check it out

    • @beardlessdwarf1047
      @beardlessdwarf1047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he is. but i wish that wasn't all he did. it seems like all his jokes are funny in the exact same way but with different stories and topics.

  • @TeaDrinker3000
    @TeaDrinker3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    He's so handsome with the beard

  • @kmlgraph
    @kmlgraph 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He's right about people who post condolences on their social media after some major tragedy. "Don't forget about me today", lol.

  • @exaucemayunga22
    @exaucemayunga22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy's delivery timing is incomparable

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    *Anthony Jeselnik:* The act of showing the light in the darkness.
    - Webster's Dictionary.

  • @Lililililili333
    @Lililililili333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Holy god he looks good with a beard!!

    • @KimseaKh
      @KimseaKh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lulu that is the power of a good beard

    • @SC-yw5ve
      @SC-yw5ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lili
      I want to have his babies....well, almost have them.

    • @andreakatz6109
      @andreakatz6109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looks good without the beard, he is just a very sexy guy

  • @delcidkidv250
    @delcidkidv250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was listening to this in the background and honestly couldn't tell when they switched between the first joke and the second.

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get."
    Hilarious, and true.

  • @nelsonroqueakathepuertoric4228
    @nelsonroqueakathepuertoric4228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's another dark humor comedian legend hes jokes is like art is amazing

  • @cameronfox4401
    @cameronfox4401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Dude looks like a Lannister with the beard.

  • @or1g1n4l01
    @or1g1n4l01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Dark humor is like food
    Not everyone gets it.

  • @juanmal.7890
    @juanmal.7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He sounds like a young John Malkovich

  • @DrVanNostrand01
    @DrVanNostrand01 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If we didn’t live in current times Jeselnik would go down as one of the all time greats. His show was good too before Comedy Central pulled the plug on it.

  • @DanielVerberne
    @DanielVerberne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What a talent! I knew of Jeselnik's dark style, but his timing and inventiveness is really amazing.

  • @patrickwentz8413
    @patrickwentz8413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    God he sounds like Christopher Walken when he gets all dark.

  • @seanscanlon9067
    @seanscanlon9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    7:19 the bloke second from the right must post those kind of messages!

    • @jaredtweed7826
      @jaredtweed7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this comment!

  • @spicesmiles
    @spicesmiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Anthony (with the beard) is his own person however, he soo very much reminds me of John G Malkovich
    *the voice is soo similar, and there are similar mannerisms too*
    😊

  • @ndronikusri1992
    @ndronikusri1992 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Last one was too good !!

  • @ErinJeanette
    @ErinJeanette ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My absolute favorite is the Eric Clapton joke. It really is a layered joke and so bad, my mom always cried about that song and I made her hear the joke and she absolutely loved it. I miss my mom so much and showing her comedians. I didn't think the crowd was good enough for Anthony in the special with the beard, they were nowhere near as good as the clean shaven crowd lmao

  • @MrBigBawls407
    @MrBigBawls407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Exactly like a wedding photographer who takes selfies 😂

    • @BYGTOPP2
      @BYGTOPP2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      William Brown this is the best line about his entire act I’ve heard throughout all the years

    • @artivism4068
      @artivism4068 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont understand that joke...why did he say that?

    • @aic9235
      @aic9235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jason Guzman He’s comparing the worthless self centered nature of people who tweet out meaningless and hollow comments about tragedies for attention to the equally worthless nature of a wedding photographer that takes selfies of themselves instead of focusing on the bride and groom’s moments together

  • @jfox11000
    @jfox11000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wedding photographer who only takes selfies just spit my coffee all over myself

  • @zefolantar
    @zefolantar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jeselnik represents comedy that makes you think. A true genius!

  • @chalechumour5013
    @chalechumour5013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What I love about him is each joke brings laughter out of me like tsunami.

  • @Kreamian
    @Kreamian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’ve seen this video over 20 times and I can’t help but laugh every single time.

  • @clc7763
    @clc7763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love What he said about thoughts and prayers, said means nothing, Because 99% of the people don't mean it

    • @SkillBeatz
      @SkillBeatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even if they mean it it doesn’t mean shit

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite part about the "thoughts and prayers" but is all the edgelord atheists it brings out of the woodwork.

  • @BobaDavis
    @BobaDavis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Christopher Walken is who I hear in him, lol.

  • @tjjames9846
    @tjjames9846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 7:19, the guy 2nd from the right, totally sends thoughts and prayers!

  • @fuffoon
    @fuffoon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Don't forget about me today". He's killing me. I love this dude's humor. Its like good medicine.

  • @aleksibovellan9821
    @aleksibovellan9821 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That bell joke ending was so unexpected, snorted my drink. The master of misdirection at work once again

  • @bright93
    @bright93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ll always have thoughts and prayers for you, Anthony! 😂