If Jeselnik was anything near the psychopath he plays on stage, he would be in a padded cell or a supermax prison right now. He's just a comedic genius. And a damn attractive one to boot.
It's weird because he's very popular but to me the most unfunny comedian today. My style is Mark Normand, Nate Bargatze, and I like Mulaney, Burr and a few others.
The joke misdirects you. You think it’s nice with the bell so that you can hear where the grandmother is at all times but the joke is that the bell is huge so she can’t even move.
Brian Swartz you should keep it to yourself, because we don't care if you haven't had your meds yet, and you expose yourself to criticism needlessly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bootnsoot Genius: "a person who is exceptionally intelligent OR CREATIVE, either generally or in some particular respect." He is creative in comedic style, therefore he is a genius. Now go buy a dictionary.
I love how they pan through the audience when Jeselnik makes the thoughts and prayers joke as you can spot the subdued reactions of the ones he is calling out.. brilliant
Thinking a subdued reaction to an Anthony Jeselnik "joke" is a result of someone getting called out, and not that maybe they're just smarter than the rest of the crowd is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
He’s the only comedian who can build up a joke and then deliver a completely non ironic punchline to just smack your brain into untapped levels of funny. His style is legendary and doesn’t give a fuck what is conventionally accepted as humor. God tier.
I feel like when I'm watching him (if it's a joke I haven't heard before), and when it gets to the end, you think wow I didn't think he'd end up going there , and I end up laughing, he keeps me in suspense
🤨🤔 Well, which is it??? A left or a right? I know it's been 2 years, but I have to know. And if you're dead, and someone from your family is reading this... Can they answer the question, cuz this is killing me...
You don't know what the hell he's going to say but you will laugh when you hear it, laughing is a reflex that you can't always hold back. And once you see the humor of it, you're a little less dominated by the tragedy of it. The purpose of comic relief.
Being surprised that Anthony Jeselnik says something shocking instead of a funny punchline to every single one of his "jokes" after all this time is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
I have a question though, Dane Cooke got canceled for saying a “Batman shooting joke,” Anthony said a “Batman shooting joke” as well but no one even tried to cancel him. Why’s that?
I liked the one about him dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and realized I was driving and I crashed into a day care. Cause you're thinking he is going to say he woke up and his pillow was gone.
Im impressed by his comedy. That's rare for me to say because I don't like most stand up comedy. This guy is really talented. Thanks to TH-cam for pushing this new discovery.
Jessy is trully an artist. when he starts his jokes,you are always surprised by how it ends. you may think its going one way, but it goes the other way. even better. the chill way to his stand up is really laid back and cool.
I was gonna say, still being surprised about Anthony Jeselnik's "punchlines" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik, but, I already did, so, calling Anthony Jeselnik "Jessy" like its not stupid is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
Anthony is the best kind of comedian. People love laughing at fucked up shit because it adds levity and a sense of catharsis to the kinds of horrible realities that get us down. It temporarily makes the thought of dead kids, abortion, AIDS, domestic battery, racists, child molesters, etc. a bit more tolerable. The humor takes the power from those grief-inducing thoughts, if only momentarily.
Anthony has such a strong turnaround on his jokes and such unexpected punchlines that he gets away with the little amount of energy he uses. His calm demeanor really drives home most of his jokes, but i do wonder what he'd be like if he had a tinge of energy behind his standup.
He almost loses it when he says: “...just to teach me an important lesson about brand loyalty.” Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld almost breaking character on TV back in the day. So funny. Anthony, keep up the great (obviously) work.
And clearly loses it in Fire at the Maternity Ward, during the murder-suicide part. He blurts a laughter in the middle of his sentence, with audience cheering and everything, but he put himself together very quickly. Well done !
I don't remember Anthony ever telling that joke. He did have something similar but it didn't take 2 minutes to work out the appropriate punctuation for the joke to make sense.
I saw this dude at an improv last night, if you’re easily offended and sensitive, you are not ready for his style of comedy, he had us all crying in laughter, he said shit even netflix wouldn’t post here 😂😂😂😂
He is that comedian where, if you think you got the punch line figured out before the joke ends, you're wrong. He throws such wicked curves you can never hit the ball.
#1 Ive been surfing around looking for good comedy, now,,all the walking around rambling stories that are kind of funny off and on for an hour...This dude is awesome!
Jason Guzman He’s comparing the worthless self centered nature of people who tweet out meaningless and hollow comments about tragedies for attention to the equally worthless nature of a wedding photographer that takes selfies of themselves instead of focusing on the bride and groom’s moments together
If we didn’t live in current times Jeselnik would go down as one of the all time greats. His show was good too before Comedy Central pulled the plug on it.
I have a question though, Dane Cooke got canceled for saying a “Batman shooting joke,” Anthony said a “Batman shooting joke” as well but no one even tried to cancel him. Why’s that?
Which Anthony is funnier? Beard or no beard?
Bearded Jeselnik
He's funny no matter with or without. But much more attractiv with beard😊
Bearded is cuter, so, yes.
His first special was significantly funnier so I think he should shave
Beard, obviously.
Dark humour is like a dead child, it never gets old.
Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Stuffer White 😂😂😂
dadden13 😂😂😂
Terribly good
My man 😂😂😂
This man has mastered the bait and switch
yup he's a master baiter and switcher.
That's a very good point.
Yes
Thank you I was wondering what they called his style.
He's a hell of a roast comedian as well. His insult comedy is top notch.
It’s cool how he grows a beard and then shaves between jokes
And also grows it back between jokes
Crazy skill.
Just noticed that dude😳
@VENUM GAMING no way really? 🤪
@VENUM GAMING no shit
“don’t get mad at me cause you don’t know how big bells can get.” LMAO
I like how he tries to hold back his own laughter. Shows he's truly a good guy just making jokes.
I love comedians
He's actually one of the best out there, imho
If Jeselnik was anything near the psychopath he plays on stage, he would be in a padded cell or a supermax prison right now. He's just a comedic genius. And a damn attractive one to boot.
Dudes an act ..he plays the heel like in wrestling. And comedy needs a heel
Anthony Jeselnik holding in laughter at the thought of the morons who keep paying him to tell the same joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
Duh🤡
Jeselnik is the perfect comedian for me. Every one of his jokes gets some form of a laugh from me.
ttlpwn34 I know what you mean. Even the semi-duds are pretty funny.
If u like him you’ll probably like Daniel sloss. They have similar dark humor
I wanna like this but ur at 420 likes lol
Me too...
It's weird because he's very popular but to me the most unfunny comedian today. My style is Mark Normand, Nate Bargatze, and I like Mulaney, Burr and a few others.
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get." :-)
Adam T. Lynch I still don’t get that joke smh please explain!!!
The joke misdirects you. You think it’s nice with the bell so that you can hear where the grandmother is at all times but the joke is that the bell is huge so she can’t even move.
How about, the joke is shit. Plain, and simple.
Dont giva a shit. Its my opinion. We all have them.
Brian Swartz you should keep it to yourself, because we don't care if you haven't had your meds yet, and you expose yourself to criticism needlessly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is a genius.
"This guy" Has a name, scumbag
@@awsomeman93"this guy" is not an insult unlike "scumbag" scumbag
Anthony brings out the best in us..
@bootnsoot You're an overused word..
@bootnsoot Genius: "a person who is exceptionally intelligent OR CREATIVE, either generally or in some particular respect."
He is creative in comedic style, therefore he is a genius.
Now go buy a dictionary.
I love how they pan through the audience when Jeselnik makes the thoughts and prayers joke as you can spot the subdued reactions of the ones he is calling out.. brilliant
Thinking a subdued reaction to an Anthony Jeselnik "joke" is a result of someone getting called out, and not that maybe they're just smarter than the rest of the crowd is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726 bet you post thoughts and prayers all the time 🤡
@@davidphillips9726didn't realize 5th grade grammar was so hard. Maybe try again, kid.
@@jakehoover6655 you correcting my grammar is funnier than Anthony jeselnick
@@davidphillips9726curious as to who you find funny.
The craft is undeniable. Word for word one of the best joke writers of all time.
Jeselnik definitely belongs on the Mount Rushmore of comedians. Definitely. 😉
Anthony can even sell a joke about his jokes 👏 that’s talent
@chungrikeahorse didn’t know this
The thought of Anthony Jeselnik selling "jokes" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
"Shut the door."
"Get inside." 😂
That joke changes a lot if he were to point towards his butt.
I dont get the joke
@Shivam are you his brother ?
@@drchey1397... yeah. Family reunions are interesting..
@@rickysahu3267 - shut the door implies he was inside somewhere. However, he was outside!
I love seeing those people in the audience that are clearly not into it lol.
Temos LMAO SAME
They are lame, why the fuck are you there
I think he would prefer those people
it makes the bits even funnier to see the unimpressed faces
To some people he might not be funny
I like the “innocent” no beard look. Then this clean cut guy says the most shocking crap you’ve ever heard in your life!
good point
I totally LOVE his humor. It’s dark, edgy and twists the punchline. He’s like the devil on my shoulder….cynical and awesome.
Omg me too
The “thoughts and prayers “ joke was dead on.
I can never really articulate how worthless thoughts and prayers are when I sarcastically write it on FB. This pretty much sums it up.
@@nickcervenka8756 Are you a wedding photographer?
@@gustafsone No? I wish.
That's his best joke; true and funny.
The GOP would like to offer their thoughts & prayers after the next mass shooting...just zero additional gun control.
I used to think Anthony Jeselnik was a morbid, creepy Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
This was so well crafted. Amazing
@@jaredconnell2059 Thanks!
I love Mitch. RIP. i love his one joke: " i used to do drugs. I mean, i still do but i use to too!" 😂😂
Lame.
I see what you did there, bravo 👏 and a great clapback to Mitch.
This dude is 41 years old, and he's lookin at most at his late 20's
Wait what???? No way
Perk of selling your soul to the devil. 😉😈🦄💩
Mephistopheles
You’re joking right? Damn that is one well preserved piece of man
Which goes to show how bad marriage and kids messes guys up.
That’s SO true about peoples’ intentions on that “thoughts and prayers” joke
he also says to prove the victims arent being made fun of, "the day of the tragedy, victims arent on Twitter"
More of a comment really
"Lots of lines were crossed today. The finish line was not one of them"
Today there are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed...Especially the finish line.
(or something like that)
I’m pretty sure there were a few arms legs coming past the Boston finish line
His humor is my own. He has the balls to tell jokes I don't have the balls to tell. He's a walking Facebook shitposter. God bless him.
I have the balls but I'm too lazy
I'm just not funny.
I'm not sure you understand what shitposting is.
You worded it correctly. He’s a real life shit poster that’s why it’s boring
@@spartanmucho5950 I don't think you actually believe that
He’s the only comedian who can build up a joke and then deliver a completely non ironic punchline to just smack your brain into untapped levels of funny.
His style is legendary and doesn’t give a fuck what is conventionally accepted as humor. God tier.
I feel like when I'm watching him (if it's a joke I haven't heard before), and when it gets to the end, you think wow I didn't think he'd end up going there , and I end up laughing, he keeps me in suspense
"if you're not laughing right now, the problem is your imagination" - so true
Nah, he's just not funny. These jokes are not much different from the ones I heard and told in elementary school. In the 70s.
I'll never forget my father's last words. He looked down at me and said " SON BE CAREFUL THAT GUNS LOADED"
His voice is a mix of John Malkovic and Christopher Walken.
Spot on
Omg you're right. Well done.
Every once in a while he sounds like Abby Elliott’s impersonation of Angelina Jolie
Walken was on top.
The most accurate thing on the internet
"Don't forget me" is the most exact description of those "my heart with X" people.
"Turns out they were just ghosts"😂😂
That one got me...
I actually broke out laughing at that sitting alone after work laughing at my phone
I know right? Talk about putting something in the heads of women that have had abortions
weirdshibainu Scroll down to Dingle Barry’s comment-great analysis
BEST
I remember crying a lot when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was my favorite dog.
Hahaha
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and and onion? I cried when I cut up the onion." Is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes"
Username checks out
not good one
😂😂
the "whole place was filled with kids" is such a great line and then he keeps it going after. master craftsman
7:19 That guy second on the right just realized how many times he posted "thoughts and prayers" on facebook.
He's hilarious! All of his jokes take a vicious turn left when you least expect it. Right off the road.
🤨🤔
Well, which is it???
A left or a right?
I know it's been 2 years, but I have to know.
And if you're dead, and someone from your family is reading this... Can they answer the question, cuz this is killing me...
@@warthogA10 Lol. It's left. A quick left.
Cars veering off the road are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726 Well, I'll have to respectfully disagree with that.
@@D.Antony Your respectful disagreement to my opinion of how funny Anthony Jeselnik is is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
This man is the reason why I like comedy so much.
You calling Anthony Jeselnik comedy is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
His approach seems so simple, yet is so unpredictable and hilarious 😂😂
Thinking, "start story, set premise, lead crowd ... dramatic pause .... insert something shocking" is unpredictable is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726what? Were you having a stroke when you wrote that?
@@davidphillips9726 Yeah he has a formula but I rarely see his punchline coming
"If you're not laughing right now the problem is your imagination." Golden
“let her take the hit”😭😭😭
You don't know what the hell he's going to say but you will laugh when you hear it, laughing is a reflex that you can't always hold back. And once you see the humor of it, you're a little less dominated by the tragedy of it. The purpose of comic relief.
Right on brother
Xero Punt I always try to think what the punch line is going to be and even when I think I’m right he takes a turn. He is the king of miss direction.
Being surprised that Anthony Jeselnik says something shocking instead of a funny punchline to every single one of his "jokes" after all this time is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726
Like serial pranking couples, who never suspect it haha…But first time hearing AJ is a thrill for sure👍
I have a question though, Dane Cooke got canceled for saying a “Batman shooting joke,” Anthony said a “Batman shooting joke” as well but no one even tried to cancel him. Why’s that?
Excellent at misdirection. He’s been an inspiration to my fiction writing.
He'd be happy to hear this. Or think it's bizarre. But probably happy.
He's extremely clever with misdirection and dark twist punchlines.
People still falling for his "misdirection" despite the fact that he does it every single joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726 😂😂 what is your issue with Anthony? You’re on every comment
@@Ishbikes You not understanding my hatred for Anthony Jeselnik is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik
I liked the one about him dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and realized I was driving and I crashed into a day care. Cause you're thinking he is going to say he woke up and his pillow was gone.
Love this guy need to see more of him. Totally different way of stand up baits you in then switches the punchline never what you expect 👌🤣
"Thoughts and Prayers" bit was savage.
John Nycto Savage yet true.
Because is true.
On YT it's "My heart goes out to the families"....... but at least that's not as ingenuine as on people's very own precious facebook or twitter page..
Facts
Savage yet true. I have a similar thinking as him. I even once asked a friend if people who say "thoughts and prayers" actually even pray?
Im impressed by his comedy. That's rare for me to say because I don't like most stand up comedy. This guy is really talented. Thanks to TH-cam for pushing this new discovery.
Being impressed with an Anthony Jeselnik show because of his "comedy" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
Jessy is trully an artist. when he starts his jokes,you are always surprised by how it ends. you may think its going one way, but it goes the other way. even better. the chill way to his stand up is really laid back and cool.
I was gonna say, still being surprised about Anthony Jeselnik's "punchlines" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik, but, I already did, so, calling Anthony Jeselnik "Jessy" like its not stupid is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
I’m sure he is but this convo is about ANTHONY. Who the fck is Jessie? 😂
"thoughts and prayers" is my favourite and oh so true "don't forget about me today!"
Indeed
And you had to comment because.... Don’t forget about me.... (me too ;)
@@patientzero5685 these are comments with an actual message :)
"thoughts and prayers" is just a whole load of nothingness!
I swear his delivery of a joke is funnier than the punchline to me .."when I was in high school my high school employed a blind janitor" haha
Blind high school janitors are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@@davidphillips9726 damn I see you on every comment.. you really don’t like this guy haha
@@Ishbikes This simple observation is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik
You can’t post a best of jeselnik without posting the entire special. It’s so good
That last line is perfect. Like wedding photographers taking selfies lol
😂😂😂😂THEN SHE DIDENT HEAR IT FROM ME !!! Lmaooo greatest opening line ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣the delivery was perfect !
Last one was too good !!
"dont forget about me" people, internet's full of em🤣🤣🤣
Anthony's humor is not for everyone. I find him beyond hilarious. Eye candy to boot. When he smiles, my basement floods. Yummmmmy
Not surprising that a Bolshevik jew would find subversive, sociopathic humor funny
Hey John. I'm not a Jew you ignorant FN ass!!
If you don't like him or my comments, why are you even putting yours here. Keep FN scrolling! Douche
@@jonathanferguson9226 move on you jerk!
My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day five yrs ago. We haven't seen her since.
Lol!
Anthony is the best kind of comedian. People love laughing at fucked up shit because it adds levity and a sense of catharsis to the kinds of horrible realities that get us down. It temporarily makes the thought of dead kids, abortion, AIDS, domestic battery, racists, child molesters, etc. a bit more tolerable. The humor takes the power from those grief-inducing thoughts, if only momentarily.
Anthony has such a strong turnaround on his jokes and such unexpected punchlines that he gets away with the little amount of energy he uses. His calm demeanor really drives home most of his jokes, but i do wonder what he'd be like if he had a tinge of energy behind his standup.
Should do one of these with nothing but his Baby Jokes.
That's a little immature.
He’s kidding
They did
Thoughts and prayers is the gold standard of stand up comedy. It seems not even Anthony can replicate that.
Jim Jeffries tells the exact same joke...which one wrote it?
Amen. I was little bit disappointed when I saw Fire in the Maternity Ward
I think Shakespeare was better
Amém.
@@erikgriffin8794 Jeffries tends to steal jokes from time to time. I like the guy, but I bet in this case it was a Jeselnik's joke.
"Get inside"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a talent! I knew of Jeselnik's dark style, but his timing and inventiveness is really amazing.
the way he's holding the mic is something special too
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this 🤣
Thoughts and Prayers is one of the best standup spots ever.
He almost loses it when he says: “...just to teach me an important lesson about brand loyalty.” Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld almost breaking character on TV back in the day. So funny. Anthony, keep up the great (obviously) work.
And clearly loses it in Fire at the Maternity Ward, during the murder-suicide part. He blurts a laughter in the middle of his sentence, with audience cheering and everything, but he put himself together very quickly. Well done !
I like how you never know how that joke is going to end.
Not knowing where Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes" are going to end, despite the fact that they're all exactly the same is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
“Then they got rid of it to protect their 4 children” is both hilarious and true
Didn't get that one
Did one of them die using the gun?
Source?
@@mikelangengakala7470 You lose one child because of a gun in the house. How can you not get that?
“My wife said I’m going on a trip for 2 weeks as a man I only heard 2 weeks and cheat on me.”
-Anthony jeselnik
I don't remember Anthony ever telling that joke. He did have something similar but it didn't take 2 minutes to work out the appropriate punctuation for the joke to make sense.
There's something about how Anthony Jeselnik pronounces the word "baby".
It always makes me think of Abby Elliott’s impression of Angelina Jolie on SNL
Is this a young Christopher Walken
It needs a heavier cowbell....
For Grandma
David Lawrence I hear it now and probably won’t be able to un hear it
I hear more John Malkovich
Totally what I was thinking
More walken when he has beard 😂
“Not gonna lie, it was fun while it lasted” lol!
I love how he used that phrase correctly. Too many people say “not gonna lie” and then say something totally reasonable, lol.
I saw this dude at an improv last night, if you’re easily offended and sensitive, you are not ready for his style of comedy, he had us all crying in laughter, he said shit even netflix wouldn’t post here 😂😂😂😂
I love how he skillfully does the Christopher Walken accent without being too obvious. Or maybe he's from the same town.
Anthony jesselnick is an amazing artist with word play and pauses
Jimmy Carr is better, check it out
he is. but i wish that wasn't all he did. it seems like all his jokes are funny in the exact same way but with different stories and topics.
He's so handsome with the beard
He's another dark humor comedian legend hes jokes is like art is amazing
This guy's delivery timing is incomparable
What I love about him is each joke brings laughter out of me like tsunami.
Holy god he looks good with a beard!!
Lulu that is the power of a good beard
Lili
I want to have his babies....well, almost have them.
He looks good without the beard, he is just a very sexy guy
He is that comedian where, if you think you got the punch line figured out before the joke ends, you're wrong. He throws such wicked curves you can never hit the ball.
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get!"
#1 Ive been surfing around looking for good comedy, now,,all the walking around rambling stories that are kind of funny off and on for an hour...This dude is awesome!
I’ve seen this video over 20 times and I can’t help but laugh every single time.
*Anthony Jeselnik:* The act of showing the light in the darkness.
- Webster's Dictionary.
I was listening to this in the background and honestly couldn't tell when they switched between the first joke and the second.
Exactly like a wedding photographer who takes selfies 😂
William Brown this is the best line about his entire act I’ve heard throughout all the years
I dont understand that joke...why did he say that?
Jason Guzman He’s comparing the worthless self centered nature of people who tweet out meaningless and hollow comments about tragedies for attention to the equally worthless nature of a wedding photographer that takes selfies of themselves instead of focusing on the bride and groom’s moments together
This guy is top notch. So much better than the majority by far.
I love the "thoughts and prayers" bit....
Completely true
7:19 the bloke second from the right must post those kind of messages!
I was looking for this comment!
He sounds like a young John Malkovich
If we didn’t live in current times Jeselnik would go down as one of the all time greats. His show was good too before Comedy Central pulled the plug on it.
"Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get."
Hilarious, and true.
”Don’t forget about me tooday” hhahahaha fucking legend!!
Dark humor is like food
Not everyone gets it.
owwwwchhh😆
Is it dark? Or dry?
Dude looks like a Lannister with the beard.
Tyrion- had he been born tall.
Jeselnik represents comedy that makes you think. A true genius!
He's right about people who post condolences on their social media after some major tragedy. "Don't forget about me today", lol.
Last one about thoughts and prayers is the best description ever.
God he sounds like Christopher Walken when he gets all dark.
He is one of the best comics of our time. So underrated.
Underrated comics are ALL funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
I have a question though, Dane Cooke got canceled for saying a “Batman shooting joke,” Anthony said a “Batman shooting joke” as well but no one even tried to cancel him. Why’s that?
@@Ishbikes Because Anthony Jeselnik sucks so bad, nobody has seen his joke yet
@@davidphillips9726 😂😂😂😂😂
Wedding photographer who only takes selfies just spit my coffee all over myself
Seeing him live this Friday night. I’m mentally preparing myself. 😂
A real genius, the delivery is gold.
THey owned a gun to protect their 5 children...eventually they have to get rid of it...to protect their 4 children....lol.
Was it a joke about suicide or one children killing other?
@Doug Judy pretty sure it's about a child killing another one, because at the beginning he says that he doesn't like guns.
They were protecting the 4 children from him. He said it was fun while it lasted and he was getting pretty good at shooting.
Killed the psycho kid and got rid of the murder weapon
@@dougjudy5352 lol he was killing a kid