"Divas Champion AJ Lee eating sh*t at the hands of the cast of Total Divas." Every multi-women's tag match around that time was blatantly meant to put over whoever the cast of Total Divas was that week, and it frustrated me to NO end!
Adam describing Heidenreich as Jeff Jarrett after a Venom overdose is the most hilarious thing since "the most iconic nose botch since the birth of Paul Levesque."😂😂😂
My fav is when he described the 24 7 championship as the world's bleakest sobriety check and said it looks like the physical manifestation of "that will do"
@@nerdcrew9230 Yep, they got them removed as soon as they realized the negative connotation. Honestly kinda disingenuous for Adam to call them actual Nazis.
@@KingKhanate1997 Yeah, especially considering both the Anti-Defamation League have made a statement about the tattoos, Ron works The Joseph School in Haiti to help orphans, and Don has a bi-racial family with an adopted Filipino daughter. Like, they sound like genuinely good people who just happened to have got a tattoo as bikers with a connotation they weren't aware of then.
Adam's reaction at the end is totally justified. I'd have done the same thing. The last three matches alone are the most embarrassing in wrestling ever. Stay strong, Adam.
It needs to be stated, it wasn't fake. It was supposed to be fake, but the device malfunctioned. Maverick, ever the professional proceeded to actually piss himself. No, that doesn't make any of it better.
Then again seeing people shocked and outraged to Vince is amusing. Why else would he book Michael Cole getting sodomized and Hornswoggle? It's Vince's pleasure to slap the WWE Universe around and piss them off bc it's funny to him
Adam, love the content. You’re awesome. Can you plz do a list of the 12 most shocking kickouts in WWE history sometime in the future? Keep up the amazing work!!!
AJ Lee gets criminal representation. Wonder why no wrestling channel seem to give her enough credit. I only mention it here because this is the first or one of very few times I've heard the name AJ Lee not tied to the name CM Punk on a wrestletalk or cultaholic video.
Orton vs Big Show still pisses me off all these years later. That was the first PPV I ever saw live. I bought the tickets while Orton vs Bryan was still happening thinking the feud would continue then they suddenly threw in Big Show. That match was truly awful.
The Bar vs AOP also happened to be the match that nZo (as everyone’s least favorite manlet in guidoface had taken to calling himself) got up from the crowd to make an even bigger ass out of himself than usual and was promptly removed by security, without actually getting on TV as was presumably his plan.
I just rewatched Team Cena vs Team Authority last night. I knew everything that happened but I still felt that excitement and emotion like I didn’t know what would happen. Brilliant match
I DO remember Kurrgan. He was the first ever wrestling toy that I got, and I also got Summerslam 98 on video for Christmas which he was on. As such he will forever be in my boy stable.
Great video as always On a seperate note, would you ever consider doing a "How Adam would book Sin Cara" video? I think he had potential, and I would be interested in seeing how you'd book him
The best way to do at least the beginning is to send him to NXT at first to work out the kinks and botch tendencies instead of just rushing him to the Main Roster.
Number 2 becomes even worse because of the fact that Matt Bourne had been fired shortly before the show, so he couldn't be there in person for the time when Face Doink was at his most over point.
0:07 and 1:45 the "mega powers explode" level of all-time greatest feuds and deserves a premiere accolade akin to being a 2x Slammy Award winner..Plumpy v Psychological Sidney Vicious IV
I remember the 4 Doinks match, the crowd was *pissed* that the actual Doink wasn't involved. Loudest chant of the night by far was "We want Doink!" when they realized they were getting only Men from a Mission, err, Men on a Mission and the Bushwhackers. Mabel's in the ring trying to awkwardly dance to the chant... just all-round ew.
8:52 "Wrestling's a crowd sport" 9:15 Vince saying "I don't give a damn what you want" Hate to say it Adam, but you just answered your own question from 20 seconds ago
"Survivor Series is really old. You know what else is really old? Murder. ...makes you think, doesn't it?" Five seconds in, and I know I'm gonna love this video.
The Harris Brothers weren't actual Neo-Nazis. They got the tattoos for the biker gimmick, and then got them covered when they learned what those tattoos actually meant.
Well written and read video, good job liked it lots. Noticed Shaq and hornswoggle did a thing together in there, and now swog was just on aew and Shaq is maybe coming? Do they come together as a package deal? Seems like smart marketing to me. Ha I didn't put those words together on purpose. Hi I'm with the smarketing department
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ADAM: What's YOUR pick for worst Survivor Series match of all time??
I think you did a better list than my suggestion. I never knew survivor series had such bs matches...
"Stone Cold" Adam Blampied vs. Mr. Davis (2020)
Big Show vs. The Undertaker Casket Match Survivor Series 2008.
Adam vs my mom
Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar (Survivor Series 2016).
How Adam would book Adam Blampied's and Keith Lee's Wedding
THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE WANTS! BOOK IT, ADAM! But make sure that the wedding doesn't happen on April 20th, I'll be busy.
Oli Davis as the ring-bearer.
I would pay to see this happen
Screw the Royal Wedding that's the real Major Wedding
The celebrant hits Adam with a chair just before the I Do.
Turns out it was Pacitti all along.
Then WhatCulture do a mass run-in
"Get in the box!"
"I don't wanna get in the box."
*Get in the box*
Whats in the box
Dead people
DUH
wstine79 GET IN THE BOX.
@@TravisBroski I don't wanna get in the box.
TWENTY?!? Adam you saucy boy you’re spoiling us
I call this less "Adam spoiling us" and more "Mr. Davis being a twat and abusing his power".
"Get in the box. I don't want to get in the box. Get in the box!" Best description of a casket match
"Divas Champion AJ Lee eating sh*t at the hands of the cast of Total Divas." Every multi-women's tag match around that time was blatantly meant to put over whoever the cast of Total Divas was that week, and it frustrated me to NO end!
Adam describing Heidenreich as Jeff Jarrett after a Venom overdose is the most hilarious thing since "the most iconic nose botch since the birth of Paul Levesque."😂😂😂
I honestly shed a tear laughing so hard
My fav is when he described the 24 7 championship as the world's bleakest sobriety check and said it looks like the physical manifestation of "that will do"
@@reubenelite and also Donald Trump's frisbee.
@@joetheman8550 yeah
@@reubenelite "your least favorite child's, least favorite child" picture of Shane McMahon
“They have actual SS tattoos. That doesn’t stand for Survivor Series.” Hahahaha.....oh, I made myself feel bad. Yam that Yam!
Correct me if I am wrong but they got the tattoos because they were part of a biker gang.
@@nerdcrew9230 Yep, they got them removed as soon as they realized the negative connotation. Honestly kinda disingenuous for Adam to call them actual Nazis.
@@KingKhanate1997 Yeah, especially considering both the Anti-Defamation League have made a statement about the tattoos, Ron works The Joseph School in Haiti to help orphans, and Don has a bi-racial family with an adopted Filipino daughter. Like, they sound like genuinely good people who just happened to have got a tattoo as bikers with a connotation they weren't aware of then.
@@SomeOfTheJuice than they are both just stupid. As a 10 year old, I knew the symbol was inappropriate.
When did they get them removed? I thought they had problems with those in TNA as well.
Your sacrifice for making this list will not be forgotten Adam 👍
"get in the box"
"I don't wanna get in the box!"
"GET IN THE BOX."
Literally, the pictures they used for that part is Undertaker losing his patience with someone not wanting to get in the box.
Seeing Adam gradually lose his sanity throughout this video was surprisingly... "fascinating!"
Best mental breakdown since Shawn michaels
9:07
"The Great Khali vs Hornswoggle"
I genuinely thought he was joking
I am crying right now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was like “oh this is a Smackdown match”. Nope.
He's really tall, and a Hall of Famer.
Adam's reaction at the end is totally justified. I'd have done the same thing. The last three matches alone are the most embarrassing in wrestling ever. Stay strong, Adam.
Constantly eliminating everyone’s favourite superstars to make way for Shane McMahon. For shame
Shame mcmahon
unbelievable that it happened again at the rumble in 2022, who let this guy cook!
"Jam that Jam, ya bastards!"
I'm done. 😂😂😂😂😂
“Xmen Origins: Funkidactls” had me howling 😂😂😂😂
11:19 I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at one word before. That “NO” is laced with defeat, sadness, and pure hatred.
"Here come the clowns. To piss on my dreams again." is a phrase I truly hope to NEVER have occasion to say.
“Jeff Jarrett after a Venom overdose” 🤣😂🤣
Damn Adam
I can't imagine what goes inside vinces head to make someone fake piss themselves live on tv
It pissed for real
It needs to be stated, it wasn't fake. It was supposed to be fake, but the device malfunctioned. Maverick, ever the professional proceeded to actually piss himself. No, that doesn't make any of it better.
"It's such good s-word!" - Oli McMahon.
Neither can I.
Then again seeing people shocked and outraged to Vince is amusing. Why else would he book Michael Cole getting sodomized and Hornswoggle? It's Vince's pleasure to slap the WWE Universe around and piss them off bc it's funny to him
What to do on a Sunday Afternoon. Answer: watch Adams list, laugh feel sorry for Adam and Watch again.
"I don't give a damn what you people want" we got that vince a little louder for the people in the back please😂💀
The Ending to this video is hilarious 😂 😂😂😂 of Adam walking out angry for putting this list together! Jam That Jam!
Fighting against Jeff Jarret after a Venom overdose 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Adam: "Number 4 *reads names* "
Me: in convulsions
"Jam that jam, ya bastards!"
Even when Adam is pissed, he's hilarious.
And I need that quote on a t-shirt.
Reminder that the Big Show vs Orton made Adam say “It felt like my God Damn Life”
Adam, love the content. You’re awesome. Can you plz do a list of the 12 most shocking kickouts in WWE history sometime in the future? Keep up the amazing work!!!
I know that many people forget this match but the big show vs randy orton match at survivor series 2013 took about 87% of my life.
Adam is a national treasure. Please don’t ever stop making these lists.
Lmfaooo I have NEVER laughed at a list so hard from start to finish. This was absolutely hilarious. Thank You Adam😂😂
Damn, Adam's so pissed about this list. Better make a lighter one next week please.
Where's Charlotte vs Alexa Bliss? That had a tonne of botches and was rated 2.5 stars by WON
WON's star rating means shag all.
@@iliketrains3495 won are reliable
No, that was Alexa Bliss's best match of her career.
@@honesttakeswrestling8915 It's just one guy's opinion
@@iliketrains3495 yeah,one guy who is upto date about what is going on in different wrestling promotions, and somehow has watched almost all matches.
Wheres Becky vs Bayley vs Shayna? Thought that would be here for sure
Same. The crowd hated it
That match sucked
It won't because it's a women's main event and for the purpose of wokeness it won't be included
After two months I can confirm, usually I love watching comedy videos when I'm depressed, they help lift my mood. This one buries it.
Surely the triple threat match one is just blatant false advertising, how the hell did they not get sued for that?
Four magic words - “Card subject to change”
I think Adam lost his soul from the Triple Threat Entry. Like, I'm worried about Adam... can someone check up on Adam, please
“Because 4 Doinks kicked comedy to death and buried it in the desert”😂😂
Some say they are still saying "get in the box" to this day
AJ Lee gets criminal representation. Wonder why no wrestling channel seem to give her enough credit.
I only mention it here because this is the first or one of very few times I've heard the name AJ Lee not tied to the name CM Punk on a wrestletalk or cultaholic video.
Just wanting to bring up again when Koslov beat Undertaker clean on Smackdown with a superplex
Powerslam
@@alehandroarries6995 Ah yeah you're right. A super powerslam, I guess. Taker went for Old School, and Koslov powerslammed him from the top rope.
Orton vs Big Show still pisses me off all these years later. That was the first PPV I ever saw live. I bought the tickets while Orton vs Bryan was still happening thinking the feud would continue then they suddenly threw in Big Show. That match was truly awful.
Adam "needs" to do a regular news video before the world comes to and end!
The Bar vs AOP also happened to be the match that nZo (as everyone’s least favorite manlet in guidoface had taken to calling himself) got up from the crowd to make an even bigger ass out of himself than usual and was promptly removed by security, without actually getting on TV as was presumably his plan.
This list reminded me that Kurrgan existed and I’m not sure how to feel about it. Thanks, Adam.
Love the videos Adam! Been a fan of you for about 3 US presidents now. Keep up the great work!
Walking Away from the mic while shouting Jam that Jam 💀💀💀. Adam that’s how we all felt about Katie Vick
I just rewatched Team Cena vs Team Authority last night. I knew everything that happened but I still felt that excitement and emotion like I didn’t know what would happen. Brilliant match
I DO remember Kurrgan. He was the first ever wrestling toy that I got, and I also got Summerslam 98 on video for Christmas which he was on. As such he will forever be in my boy stable.
What a big boy that is.
I'm slightly late on this party and I know Adam's charisma carries his videos... but I love them all.... never give up Mr Blam pied 😘
Wow the dark timeline community reference was low key the best
“Those SS tattoos do not stand for Survivor Series”
The heidenreich part always gets me to tears 🤣🤣
0:12 That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard 😂
I almost fell out of my chair laughing and now my stomach hurts but it was worth it
“Get In The Box”
Put that on a t-shirt
is this perhaps the prelude to Man in the Box?
@@TheLarryburns84 man of culture? Because I immediately heard AiC reading the comment
We are in the darkest timeline time, and i’m going to buy some Norwegian trolls.
You should do a top 10 BOTSJ matches of all time or top 10 g1 climax matches of all time
Happy Sunday. It’s time for Adam’s lists. Best part of Sunday.
11:45 dawg WHAT LMFAOOOO LOOK AT BISCHOFF 😭😭😭
Wow, this list broke Adam. To be fair, anyone would be broken after revisiting these matches.
God dammit Adam... You made me laugh so hard I ripped my wisdom teeth stitches 😂😂😂
4:32 this part was priceless
I’m a simple man I like simple things I see Adam Blampied I click 🙌🏻
The frank, deadpan delivery of the Triple H vs. Kozlov vs. Edge entry was perfect.
Great video as always
On a seperate note, would you ever consider doing a "How Adam would book Sin Cara" video? I think he had potential, and I would be interested in seeing how you'd book him
The best way to do at least the beginning is to send him to NXT at first to work out the kinks and botch tendencies instead of just rushing him to the Main Roster.
Someone at WrestleTalk buy Adam a drink. He watched these so we wouldn’t have to
Number 2 becomes even worse because of the fact that Matt Bourne had been fired shortly before the show, so he couldn't be there in person for the time when Face Doink was at his most over point.
Royal Family vs Clowns R Us will always be a great elimination match. No matter how many times Adam puts it on one of his lists.
"Indentured Servitude" is a great name for a band.
0:07 and 1:45
the "mega powers explode" level of all-time greatest feuds and deserves a premiere accolade akin to being a 2x Slammy Award winner..Plumpy v Psychological Sidney Vicious IV
Am I the only one impressed at Eric Bishoffs kick at 11:45 ??? For a 55 year old that was impressive.
I never seen someone get as buried as Adam did Heidenreich here lol brutal.
X-Men Origins: Funkadactyls.
Glorious.
Adam in peak form here. I wanna see him do play by play commentary for all these horrid matches
The f%*#ing EGG HATCHED!! Adam is a national treasure. You raised a great man Mr. Bischoff!!
Adam put a match involving his Dad at #1 above the Four Doinks
I'm shook
Wrestling is always better with you adam
Thanks for the all great comments and stay safe and I love your video and I love your match
'Lesbian guerrilla warfare'
Man I wish I was British witty
WE NEED TO SEND THIS MAN PRESENTS MAN THESE MATCHES LOOK PISS TERRIBLE
5:24 actually Kamala was genuinely scared of the casket.
that fade away ending basically sums up the feeling of most of us watching wwe
Geez... just remembering so many of the matches on this list was honestly very painful
Having to watch 32 years of awful Survivor Series matches sounds like somethink Jigsaw would come up with...
Except Jigsaw is a Midget Femboy Clown who likes to call people “Playa”
20?! Oh my it's Christmas come early❤️😍
The rising outrage through the last few entries really gets you into it.
I remember the 4 Doinks match, the crowd was *pissed* that the actual Doink wasn't involved. Loudest chant of the night by far was "We want Doink!" when they realized they were getting only Men from a Mission, err, Men on a Mission and the Bushwhackers. Mabel's in the ring trying to awkwardly dance to the chant... just all-round ew.
I’m so glad you mentioned the 2017 men’s match. That really sucked
Adam Books the Debut and career of the Gobbeldy-Gooker!
The alliance vs the mercenaries 1990. Oh god I’d forgotten about that snooze fest. Cheers Adam. Plus you mentioned the gobbledy gooker. Cheers Adam.
NEXT VIDEO IDEA
TOP TEN BEST WRESTLING VIDEOGAMES OF ALL TIMES
8:52 "Wrestling's a crowd sport"
9:15 Vince saying "I don't give a damn what you want"
Hate to say it Adam, but you just answered your own question from 20 seconds ago
"It was funny as Rickets." - And I dying laughing.
"Survivor Series is really old. You know what else is really old? Murder. ...makes you think, doesn't it?"
Five seconds in, and I know I'm gonna love this video.
The Harris Brothers weren't actual Neo-Nazis. They got the tattoos for the biker gimmick, and then got them covered when they learned what those tattoos actually meant.
That doesn't explain them wearing SS shirts in TNA later.
It's almost like that's how "plausible deniability" works, or something...
Well written and read video, good job liked it lots. Noticed Shaq and hornswoggle did a thing together in there, and now swog was just on aew and Shaq is maybe coming? Do they come together as a package deal? Seems like smart marketing to me. Ha I didn't put those words together on purpose. Hi I'm with the smarketing department
The head of the Truth Commission was actually a parody of Don Callis.
Thank you for your humor and sacrifice on this one xD
I love that no one here said "that's not how you spell Mercenaries."
"The Montreal Screwjob? Oh, you mean when Henry Godwin was eliminated really early?"
(God bless the New Generation Project Podcast!)