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I came back to try and watch another one of your videos, and after all this time, you still don't trim your nails. And I can't watch someone with that much feces packed under their fingernails eat. I just can't. I want to. I feel like the content is top notch. But I just can't. I am viscerally disgusted by your fingernails.
Literally only worth it if youre a hoarder who collects mcdonalds happy meal boxes or some goofy shit like that. "Itll be worth the 5 extra bucks some day, i could sell it to a museum".
They are totally baffled why people won't buy a 4 piece bundle for 145.99$ plus tax.... I miss Toonie Tuesday here in Canada. 2$ would get you a full meal. You would get 2 pieces of Chicken and fries for 2$.
I don't know why I still watch these videos periodically. They are captivating in a very strange way... I must be bewitched by the witty snark, classy suit and spider fingers.
Spider fingers 😂. Imagine him saying, "Hello Clarice." Not that he looks like Hannibal, but He definitely could play in some type of psychological thriller or a scary movie😅
Whyd he change his name? I loved the juxtaposition of his dapper appereance and formal delivery and the usage of the word "brah". Either way i love this guy
@@Aryzo actually he never “changed” it per se, his channel is just known as ReportOfTheWeek, but the man behind it all has been known on the internet as ReviewBrah for pretty much ever
I have times where I always watch your videos then times I don’t for extended periods, but when ever I do come back, it’s so refreshing and I’m always happy to be watching your videos, so thank you for not stopping these videos
3:58 hey there, as someone who works at KFC currently, I wanted to mention a few things I noticed here from the close up befoe you even ate it. The fillets are supposed to be crisped up in the fryer for 15 seconds to accelerate the melting of the cheese when you close the box.. From the lack of grease on the paper it feels as if that part was skipped. Additionally 3 pepperoni are meant to be evenly distributed across each fillet from the appearance of it , unless it got shaken on the way back from the store the workers likely did not do a proper job there either. And finally I noticed that the pepperoni itself was sliced meaning they sliced the chizza at the very end before closing the box which is supposed to be done before you even put the marinara sauce on. Edit: 8:20 considering you described the fillet as 'juicy' would make me think maybe its just been a while and they actually did throw it in the fryer but the misordering of steps in the preparation process has me confused. 10:50 how the mozarella cheese works is it goes box > crisp up fillet > sauce > mozarella > pepperoni > immediately close box. The heat from throwing the fillet down in the fryer is actually what melts the mozarella, so its not necessarily fully cooked when the hand it out to you as much as it is cooking within the box for your enjoyment of it later. Thats probably what separates it from other fast food places it focuses on both the speed and the efficiency for the customer. 11:40 I thought it was overpriced at first too [I work there and also am a customer] the filet is initially an item for the sandwich ,which is priced higher than the 5.99 for the half chizza iirc If you compare the prices between the sandwich and the chizza for a special that uses items that are not used in anything else and takes more time and effort to carry out than standard items , I do believe the Chizza is an okay deal for what it is.
@@cameronspence4977 The main thing with the price is that the fillet itself is that expensive. If you order a sandwich from KFC it will be like $5 - $6 So to be honest its a pretty good deal considering its marinara sauce, mozarella cheese and peperoni all for like maybe a dollar more than what was essentially just the price of the fillet itself. [If you look even at shoprite or any store for the most part marinara sauce and mozarella cheese aren't exactly cheap ] ppssttt btw I saw recently that the Chizza is back on the machines so might be coming back soon
I doubt there is a legitimate legal definition for pepperoni as it’s just an Italian-American sausage. It’s not like skating around the word ‘chicken’ for instance. I’m sure it’s marketing like the name Cheetza or whatever this thing is
KFC and Pizza Hut are both owned by Yum! Brands, so I can guarantee you it's the same pepperoni, mozzarella, and marinara sauce that Pizza Hut uses. Probably why it tastes a good as it does, since it wouldn't be the same as BK or Macca's trying to do something similar.
Quality of food is what really brings in the clientele. Way too many companies compromise the quality of their food, and screw themselves over for a quick buck!
How? Cannibalize a frozen pizza and frozen chicken patties? Frozen breaded chicken with slices of mozzarella and pepperonis? Are breaded chicken breast in a fry pan and throw mozzarella and pepperonis on top?
@@allanarellanes1726 I was just a kid it wasn’t anything fancy just took some frozen chicken nuggets throw some pizza sauce cheese and pepperoni on top and put it in the oven or microwave 🤣 I’d imagine this version is much better
They should have called Taco Bell and got some volcano taco shells and made a volcano extra crispy chicken taco. It seems more appealing than this abomination.
@@joesmith9216 I just left my job at Subway after the Sidekicks launched, and they were, indeed, printed with Cinnabon and Auntie Anne's labels! Curious to hear back and see what you find out!
Greetings sir, I’ve been watching since around 300k subs, and I’ve gotta say it’s been a true honor and joy to watch you grow and expand. You’re a gentleman’s gentleman, royalty amongst royalty, and you have my undying allegiance. Long live the king, may the sun never set on your empire
They were giving out samples over the wknd in nyc. To me, its pretty good. Only gripe i had about it was it could used a tad bit more sauce & the cheese couldve been melted more but other than that, it hit the spot. I had about 3 of them & i was pretty full.
here in Australia. we also have a constant yearly chicken sandwich (we call then burgers) with corn chips and sometimes we will get these things called hotrods which are shish kebabs with a hot and spicy coating. We also have the chicken fillets but with the hot and spicy coating that you can get in burgers or seperatly
That was actually KFC's Death Squad coming to make sure ReviewBrah gave them a good review, but our guy didn't even flinch; he merely used his psychic powers to bring all 20 assassins to their knees.
I have not been in a KFC in years because the quality just went down horribly, but a year or two ago I went to give it a try and got the chicken tenders, number one they were very expensive and some of the tenders were a weird rubbery texture, almost like they were fake.
Yeah they're tenders combo has really gotten a lot more expensive and the quality has definitely not improved so I just stopped ordering it all together.
@@TheHipisterDeer , Another irritation was they got rid of those delicious potato wedges , I was trying to buy the 12-piece tender meal and the price was shocking, I now go to this tiny Indian gas station near my work where they make fresh tenders and potato wedges, they're excellent, you get three huge tenders potato wedges and a Hawaiian roll for $7.99.
I wish that they actually market it as a chicken Parmesan sandwich. One of our favorite sandwiches at home is a crusty Italian roll with a fried chicken cutlet, marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese on it. Put it under the broiler for a few minutes and it’s fantastic. I’m pretty sure that a sandwich like that would be well received.
I’ve been watching The Report of the Week for years. Curiously, TH-cam never recommends other food review channels to me. They know I only watch because I like Review Brah and don’t really care about the food 😂
The double down absolutely slapped and was something new. It had it's own unique taste. This Chizza is (checks notes)… Chicken Parm with a probable side of the runs. Well done, Colonel, I guess.
If I'm not ordering a bucket of chicken I'll usually opt for the chicken nuggets which are basicaly popcorn chicken but higher quality than the actual popcorn they use to sell (not sure they still do). Next time I go however I'm going to have to get one of these chicken pizzas.
Yet it was probably conceived in a board room with men in suits debating the most outrageous way to bilk fatasses into dropping 12 bucks on their substandard product
I would feel legitimate shame and embarrassment ordering this at a KFC. This is a drive thru order item because I simply can’t see myself looking the cashier dead in the eyes and ordering this.
It’s just chicken Milanesa with a twist. A very popular Argentine dish. Instead of ham it’s pepperoni. It’s great with breaded steak too. Seek it out at a South American style restaurant you won’t be disappointed.
hey man, just wanted to say, i hope you're doing well today and that you will be doing better in the future. that all your problems will be solved. i dont know how many of your dental problems have been fixed? anyway, i just wish you the best man!!! will keep you in some of my prayers.
KFC is always trying to be extraordinary, they started focusing on individual personal odd meals & forgot on focusing on family value meals. KFC cost's more than the good local fried chicken restaurants that offer fresher ingredients, better quality for the quantity they work with.
Haven't tried it yet but I love the idea. I hate that most pizzas are too bready (i only like thin crust pizzas). So having chicken/protein as the crust is great. It's only 9.99 for the Chizza (2 piece) without the combo. It is a bit gimmicky but it's only a limited time item.
Depending on the carb count, this could be a very good meal for people on a low carb or keto diet, and if you are on either diet there are not many options available commercially. I am on a keto diet, and intend to try this the next time I dine out. Thank you for the excellent and informative review!
It seems like once a year I stumble across one of your videos, and every year I think to myself, "how does he not age?!" But the next thing that comes to mind is that it's cool you're still making these videos! Keep up the good work!
Is it a gimmick? Perhaps. Is it bold. Sure. Is it ridiculous? Absolutely! But is it any good? HECK YEAH it is!!! I say it's a stroke of genius. I'll be back for more! And I think they should include this on their permanent menu. This paired up with their fries and their ultra tasty blackberry lemonade is a perfect combo!
I just wanted to say that I find your videos so relaxing. Sometimes watching one is just the thing I need to breathe easier after a stressful day. Thank you.
Colonel Sanders was involved in a gunfight due to a gas station rivalry where someone died, he was also friends with Dave Thomas before he created Wendy's.
Wad up brah ? .... Good review . Last time I had fast food ( over a year ago ) I got food poisoning BUT you might of just convinced me to take a gamble. Soóo , thanks . I got my keys in hand and I'm ready to go try me some chiken with cheese on top . * Two thumbs up on the review brah
Can't say I would ever try this, I don't think there was a hole in the fast food menu waiting to be filled by "Chizza". I do like the art behind you though. "Cafe Terrace at Night" is one of my favorites by Van Gogh.
Chicken parm with pepperoni on it...yeah. I've made this before with chicken tenders, a can of marinara sauce, and cheese in my air fryer. All I'd have to add is pepperoni and I'd save so much money.
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7:33
This is the review in case you’re in a hurry
I know in a bad way about shaking hands. I hope things are well. gabapentin is a pretty great help for myself.
I came back to try and watch another one of your videos, and after all this time, you still don't trim your nails. And I can't watch someone with that much feces packed under their fingernails eat. I just can't. I want to. I feel like the content is top notch. But I just can't. I am viscerally disgusted by your fingernails.
Trim your vulture claws.
@@bocatccsee...
I remember first meeting Review Brah at a local New York deli in 1935. Glad to see he is still doing well. Love his fast food reviews!
1935? I don’t think so 😂
He was a youngster then, wasn't he? But oh, how the Depression made us all age.
He was working as an accountant for Mayor LaGuardia I believe.
@@jojo_rising I'd say you must be fun at parties but you wouldn't get that so I'll just say you must be a real party pooper
@@parystyrell haha is that right…well aren’t You just a barrel of laughs 🙄
The gimmick of gimmicks is the McDonald's celebrity meal that charges $5 more for a regular meal
Literally only worth it if youre a hoarder who collects mcdonalds happy meal boxes or some goofy shit like that. "Itll be worth the 5 extra bucks some day, i could sell it to a museum".
Yep. $5 more than their already massively inflated prices.
McNugget buddies were legit tho.
Good point. I still like the Mariah one though 😂
It comes with one free mcnugget
I don't get why KFC always does crazy stuff like this instead of just releasing an affordable regular 8 piece wing meal
The snackers...
@@TheStunnerFTWpotato wedges instead of those gross fries
The only time I ever went to KFC regularly was when they had cheap snackers maybe 15 years ago. Damn they were good
@@TheNoticer83the spicy Chicken sandwich is good for 5 buckaroos
They are totally baffled why people won't buy a 4 piece bundle for 145.99$ plus tax....
I miss Toonie Tuesday here in Canada. 2$ would get you a full meal.
You would get 2 pieces of Chicken and fries for 2$.
So, this is really chicken parmesan with pepperoni.
Yes
No it’s a Chizza
Yep.
Yes
exactly
I don't know why I still watch these videos periodically. They are captivating in a very strange way... I must be bewitched by the witty snark, classy suit and spider fingers.
LoL he's a real life Sheldon Cooper
Exactly 😂
Spider fingers 😂. Imagine him saying, "Hello Clarice." Not that he looks like Hannibal, but He definitely could play in some type of psychological thriller or a scary movie😅
lol Spider!
Me too. It's like being fascinated by Pennywise the clown, but one who's a cool genius.
Aka Chicken Parm with pepperoni on top.
Pizza Hut should make a 16-inch pizza nuggets with whatever you want on it!
AKA Chicken Pepperoni.
This KFC / pizza hut combo needs a side of 🥖🍝🥔 and 2 liter pepsi
lol i just literally commented this. glad im not the only one that sees this already existed lol
Pizza Strips. Seriously though, is the pronunciation really not the same as pizza? Peetzuh… Cheetzuh…. ?
This is the only person I need to see speak on this matter
The only reason I looked. Who else am I going to trust?
Of course
@@luvyesmusici4886we need Reviewbrah to oversee Congressional bills before vote
The fact you needed anyone to speak on the matter of 'chicken tenders with cheese and sauce on them' is sad and weird as hell.
@@grabble7605you can stop being rude and take your negativity elsewhere. Thank you
I have awaited this review since the Chizza announcement. Thank you ReviewBrah.
Is it really not pronounced like “pizza”? It really isn’t “cheetzuh”? I can’t cope with this.
I cannot cope with “cheezuh”!
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newroseit is pronounced cheet-za. 😊
Blessed be @@thewavewitch3238 ! Whew 😅
Whyd he change his name? I loved the juxtaposition of his dapper appereance and formal delivery and the usage of the word "brah". Either way i love this guy
@@Aryzo actually he never “changed” it per se, his channel is just known as ReportOfTheWeek, but the man behind it all has been known on the internet as ReviewBrah for pretty much ever
i always love it when these videos come into my recommended section. I will forever be so proud to have gone to school with you
That tie is dope.
agree, it's gorgeous!
Homie always gots the best Pimp Threads™
Yes
😮
I have ties from my dad 80s and 90s. I have a very very similar tie. Almost identical
$12 for two sandwich filets with pizza toppings is nuts.
the filets are expensive
Bidenomics
Its pretty average
Bidenflation
yup chicken aint cheap like it was 5 years ago
I have times where I always watch your videos then times I don’t for extended periods, but when ever I do come back, it’s so refreshing and I’m always happy to be watching your videos, so thank you for not stopping these videos
Agreed.
Same I remembered about him today and thought “I hope he’s still making videos”. And lo and behold, he is , thank god
And than you see his gross nails 💅 😅😅
You speak for many of us.
Weirdo
3:58 hey there, as someone who works at KFC currently, I wanted to mention a few things I noticed here from the close up befoe you even ate it.
The fillets are supposed to be crisped up in the fryer for 15 seconds to accelerate the melting of the cheese when you close the box.. From the lack of grease on the paper it feels as if that part was skipped.
Additionally 3 pepperoni are meant to be evenly distributed across each fillet from the appearance of it , unless it got shaken on the way back from the store the workers likely did not do a proper job there either.
And finally I noticed that the pepperoni itself was sliced meaning they sliced the chizza at the very end before closing the box which is supposed to be done before you even put the marinara sauce on.
Edit: 8:20 considering you described the fillet as 'juicy' would make me think maybe its just been a while and they actually did throw it in the fryer but the misordering of steps in the preparation process has me confused.
10:50 how the mozarella cheese works is it goes box > crisp up fillet > sauce > mozarella > pepperoni > immediately close box.
The heat from throwing the fillet down in the fryer is actually what melts the mozarella, so its not necessarily fully cooked when the hand it out to you as much as it is cooking within the box for your enjoyment of it later. Thats probably what separates it from other fast food places it focuses on both the speed and the efficiency for the customer.
11:40 I thought it was overpriced at first too [I work there and also am a customer] the filet is initially an item for the sandwich ,which is priced higher than the 5.99 for the half chizza iirc If you compare the prices between the sandwich and the chizza for a special that uses items that are not used in anything else and takes more time and effort to carry out than standard items , I do believe the Chizza is an okay deal for what it is.
it's a piece of chicken with cheese and peperoni on it, 12 for 2 is too much.
You sound like a fed
Thank you for your valued and unique insider information. Also, I agree with werewolfking.
@@cameronspence4977 The main thing with the price is that the fillet itself is that expensive. If you order a sandwich from KFC it will be like $5 - $6
So to be honest its a pretty good deal considering its marinara sauce, mozarella cheese and peperoni all for like maybe a dollar more than what was essentially just the price of the fillet itself.
[If you look even at shoprite or any store for the most part marinara sauce and mozarella cheese aren't exactly cheap ]
ppssttt btw I saw recently that the Chizza is back on the machines so might be coming back soon
@@werewolfking2646 ^ You're mostly paying for the filet from what I understand.
That painting “ Café Terrace at Night “ by Vincent van Gogh is very calming to look at
"I went over with the boys to the chizzeria."
ReviewBrah dropping that cool streetwise lingo.
This line will live on in my heart long after I finish watching this video.
@@TheKingOfSpain I second that.
Funny how I read this exactly as he said it😂
The test kitchens were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
But they definitely would
Food finds a way.
@@derekpetr1409 they spared no expense
They could of just done chesse only.
Underrated reference.
The fast food places in my country doesn't have these items so I just live vicariously through Reviewbrah
Don't worry, they all suck anyways.
I'm sure you could add cheese and pepperoni to fried chicken
What country are you from? I’d like to see if it’s as beautiful as you.
Yeah I am in the same boat.
They do not even have many of these fast food chains here
@@RT-bt5ql Hi R T
I'm also R T
KFC prices have sky rocketed since I was there last
All fast food prices increased since Covid. They never reduced the prices back to normal, basically price gouging.
@willvr4 Yeah let's not account that the money supply doubled during that time. It's just the corporations eh bro?
@@Shrouded_reaper more like this administration 🤡🌍
@@freewheelburning8834 you blame the Biden administration for KFC franchises raising prices? Logic must not be your strong suit LMAOOOO
@@willvr4since biden * corrected for you
When you say "Monster...of sorts" I swear I heard a clap of thunder in the distance...LOL
My stomach rumbled 😂
They may be legally required to call them "'Roni's" because they are not legally classifiable as pepperoni.
I doubt there is a legitimate legal definition for pepperoni as it’s just an Italian-American sausage. It’s not like skating around the word ‘chicken’ for instance. I’m sure it’s marketing like the name Cheetza or whatever this thing is
Y’all fellers might be on to something, lemme check Tha Google
@@crktritualya. Like google is a reliable source.
@@BrokeniPadAirI honestly wouldn’t be surprised
KFC and Pizza Hut are both owned by Yum! Brands, so I can guarantee you it's the same pepperoni, mozzarella, and marinara sauce that Pizza Hut uses. Probably why it tastes a good as it does, since it wouldn't be the same as BK or Macca's trying to do something similar.
ReviewBrah delivering the line "You though you might know what's up, you thought wrong." absolutely sent me! Keep making the awesome videos.
When working at Marcos Pizza I used to fix up something similar to this to create a chicken parm type deal. It was amazing
i wish they would build a Marco's near me. They advertise like there's one down the street. :(
@@tisdue you're ,missing out, Marco's is probably one of my favorite pizza places
@@tisdue Its not that good to wish for tbh but its solid
@@ProfeshinalCostco Pizza is better >
Quality of food is what really brings in the clientele. Way too many companies compromise the quality of their food, and screw themselves over for a quick buck!
99% of what he reviews is straight up garbage
usually when I get kfc its not good quality probably my local spot but its still to expensive
Good lord i have missed you my man. Glad to see youre doing fine.
I used to make these all the time growing up. I called them pizza nuggets
Pizza nuggets they're the bomb! Chicken and Pizza, all in one!
Wow this I never dreamed of !
Looks nasty and low class whoever makes that. Poor people like that kinda food
How? Cannibalize a frozen pizza and frozen chicken patties? Frozen breaded chicken with slices of mozzarella and pepperonis? Are breaded chicken breast in a fry pan and throw mozzarella and pepperonis on top?
@@allanarellanes1726 I was just a kid it wasn’t anything fancy just took some frozen chicken nuggets throw some pizza sauce cheese and pepperoni on top and put it in the oven or microwave 🤣 I’d imagine this version is much better
I'd like to think KFC tapped into their brother Pizza Hut to get the sauce right.
They should have called Taco Bell and got some volcano taco shells and made a volcano extra crispy chicken taco. It seems more appealing than this abomination.
They probably just used straight-up Pizza Hut ingredients since they share the supply-chain. Wish more fast food places would do this.
Just what I thought. We had Pizza Hut last night and I commented how I liked their sauce and it was zesty.
I am trying to see wether or not we are using pizza hut marinara.
@@joesmith9216 I just left my job at Subway after the Sidekicks launched, and they were, indeed, printed with Cinnabon and Auntie Anne's labels! Curious to hear back and see what you find out!
Greetings sir, I’ve been watching since around 300k subs, and I’ve gotta say it’s been a true honor and joy to watch you grow and expand. You’re a gentleman’s gentleman, royalty amongst royalty, and you have my undying allegiance. Long live the king, may the sun never set on your empire
The oracles fortold of the coming of a pharoah worthy to rule and the great king of two horns shined the light of horus for 10,000 years
I often call him my Liege and give him deep *bows*. He is one of a kind.
They were giving out samples over the wknd in nyc. To me, its pretty good. Only gripe i had about it was it could used a tad bit more sauce & the cheese couldve been melted more but other than that, it hit the spot. I had about 3 of them & i was pretty full.
here in Australia. we also have a constant yearly chicken sandwich (we call then burgers) with corn chips and sometimes we will get these things called hotrods which are shish kebabs with a hot and spicy coating. We also have the chicken fillets but with the hot and spicy coating that you can get in burgers or seperatly
At 5:29 a micro-earthquake can be heard, due to the cataclysm of ReviewBrah tasting Chizza for the first time.
That was actually KFC's Death Squad coming to make sure ReviewBrah gave them a good review, but our guy didn't even flinch; he merely used his psychic powers to bring all 20 assassins to their knees.
I was afraid his pipes were rattling as they clogged, but with that metabolism, that isn't of concern. He didn't make a smart remark tho, weird..
@@charlieschuder9976Vampire (Brah) is not afraid of mere mortals.
I clearly heard the Colonial screaming NOOOOOOOOO from the great beyond😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Colonial invading the Americas with his boys for the chizzerias.
Colonial? You mean colonel
@@IanV10kurnle
the colonial lmao
Marines
I peeped an ad for this recently and was looking for a genuine shout. You're still the review goat
5:37
The way he stared at the Chicken😂😂😂
This man is the only real journalist left
I have not been in a KFC in years because the quality just went down horribly, but a year or two ago I went to give it a try and got the chicken tenders, number one they were very expensive and some of the tenders were a weird rubbery texture, almost like they were fake.
The Urban Legend goes that it's why they rebranded from Kentucky Fried Chicken to just KFC - they could no longer legally call it chicken. 😉
Yeah they're tenders combo has really gotten a lot more expensive and the quality has definitely not improved so I just stopped ordering it all together.
@@TheHipisterDeer , Another irritation was they got rid of those delicious potato wedges , I was trying to buy the 12-piece tender meal and the price was shocking, I now go to this tiny Indian gas station near my work where they make fresh tenders and potato wedges, they're excellent, you get three huge tenders potato wedges and a Hawaiian roll for $7.99.
Thanks for keeping attention to detail brah. Is that Vincent dining outside that bar in the painting?
Van Gogh was an observer, not a participant.
I wish that they actually market it as a chicken Parmesan sandwich. One of our favorite sandwiches at home is a crusty Italian roll with a fried chicken cutlet, marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese on it. Put it under the broiler for a few minutes and it’s fantastic. I’m pretty sure that a sandwich like that would be well received.
Agreed. They could sell it with or without the bread to get both audiences.
That sandwich doesn’t have pepperoni
basically a chicken parm with pepperoni
No it’s a chizza
@@CasualCat64 shut your dumbass up
are you dumb or stupid ? the actual name of it is literally in the title of the video LOL
It's more like fried chicken with sauce, mozzarella, and pepperoni on top. Chicken parm is completely different.
@@rm1042Dear god I hope this is sarcasm.
2:06
Seeing someone from the US recognising the fact that "The world" is not just the US" restores my faith in humanity ❤
It's a crappy chicken parmesan but uses low quality mozzarella and pepperoni. Just make it at home.
That’s what I’m saying
I’ve been watching The Report of the Week for years. Curiously, TH-cam never recommends other food review channels to me. They know I only watch because I like Review Brah and don’t really care about the food 😂
Me either and I keep getting unsub'd😤
@TheReportOfTheWeek Dapper and professional as always! I always enjoy watching your reviews. It's the highlight of my day.
Prison food for $12.
The double down absolutely slapped and was something new. It had it's own unique taste. This Chizza is (checks notes)… Chicken Parm with a probable side of the runs. Well done, Colonel, I guess.
If I'm not ordering a bucket of chicken I'll usually opt for the chicken nuggets which are basicaly popcorn chicken but higher quality than the actual popcorn they use to sell (not sure they still do). Next time I go however I'm going to have to get one of these chicken pizzas.
It's basically a chicken parmesan without the noodles, and added pepperoni.
Will we ever see a return of the in-car reviews? I always loved those.
Words cannot express how much I love your channel
Pepsi owns KFC, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell that’s probably why this fast food mutant exists in the first place lol 😂
spot on, i work there! they use marinera and pepperoni from pizza hut and cheese from tacobell😅
I knew with the length of the video, or lack thereof, it was pretty 🔥
I swear to God at 5:26 I thought you were going to say, "Alas, Poor Yurick. I know him Horatio!"
That's something you'd make when you're high 😂😂
Pretty sure most people who work at KFC are high.
@@TheMustardisbad they are I'm sure of it,as a functional smoker I can say I'd never try or make that at home. That just looks 🤢 gross 🤣
Nah
Yet it was probably conceived in a board room with men in suits debating the most outrageous way to bilk fatasses into dropping 12 bucks on their substandard product
I would feel legitimate shame and embarrassment ordering this at a KFC. This is a drive thru order item because I simply can’t see myself looking the cashier dead in the eyes and ordering this.
I haven’t tried it and my wife is a supervisor at the biggest KFC restaurant in the country. They always come out with some strange ideas
I didn't know Tilda Swinton did food reviews.. cool
Dude scratches stickers off windshields all day long with those talons.
My man got the shakes holding that piece up or what
It’s just chicken Milanesa with a twist. A very popular Argentine dish. Instead of ham it’s pepperoni. It’s great with breaded steak too. Seek it out at a South American style restaurant you won’t be disappointed.
A boneless pizza, kfc missed out on a marketing opportunity
My son and I went to KFC last week for lunch, ordered 2 piece meal and a 3 piece meal, and it was $28 😮🙄
And you keep buying it.
hey man, just wanted to say, i hope you're doing well today and that you will be doing better in the future. that all your problems will be solved. i dont know how many of your dental problems have been fixed? anyway, i just wish you the best man!!! will keep you in some of my prayers.
Dressed like a 19th century bartender “would you like an elixir, sir?”
KFC is always trying to be extraordinary, they started focusing on individual personal odd meals & forgot on focusing on family value meals. KFC cost's more than the good local fried chicken restaurants that offer fresher ingredients, better quality for the quantity they work with.
Haven't tried it yet but I love the idea. I hate that most pizzas are too bready (i only like thin crust pizzas). So having chicken/protein as the crust is great. It's only 9.99 for the Chizza (2 piece) without the combo. It is a bit gimmicky but it's only a limited time item.
I hope when we are all dead and gone this guy's videos are the first thing seen by whatever comes after us.
Dang $12 bucks used to get you 2 value meals. The strips should be no more than $4, throw on $1 worth of sauce and cheese and now your at $12 😂😂
Great review, love your videos
Love the 1930s style intro and suits. Great channel.
Depending on the carb count, this could be a very good meal for people on a low carb or keto diet, and if you are on either diet there are not many options available commercially. I am on a keto diet, and intend to try this the next time I dine out. Thank you for the excellent and informative review!
this guy needs to be commentating sports events. he is like howard cosell reincarnated
The only food reviewer worth watching is this man
Glad to see you're doing well reviewbrah. easily my favorite youtuber
12 dollars?! 12 USD?! yiiiiikes. These places have lost the plot charging that much for fast food
If they really wanted to do a chicken pizza, they make it like a cauliflower crust and make it a bigger piece of flattened out chicken
It seems like once a year I stumble across one of your videos, and every year I think to myself, "how does he not age?!"
But the next thing that comes to mind is that it's cool you're still making these videos! Keep up the good work!
Is it a gimmick? Perhaps. Is it bold. Sure. Is it ridiculous? Absolutely! But is it any good? HECK YEAH it is!!! I say it's a stroke of genius. I'll be back for more! And I think they should include this on their permanent menu. This paired up with their fries and their ultra tasty blackberry lemonade is a perfect combo!
Why is it bold and ridiculous? It's chicken Parm with pep on top. Not that crazy
Review brah has inspired me to grow out my nails
Bring the Twisters back they where delicious and affordable.
basically Chicken Parm with peperoni... and regular cheese instead of parm.
im a fat guy and even i think this is wrong
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For some reason it skipped this part when I loaded the video after the ad 🤔 that was weird
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this guy is a legend
Effortlessly funny, informative, and classy as always
If KFC would lower their prices, I would go there again. No need for gimmick releases.
ReportofTheWeek is an enigma wrapped in a Riddle, wrapped once again within a flour tortilla
The TH-cam has seen fit to exile you from my algorithm ( weird) anyway im glad to see you again. Your still out there grinding away. OUTSTANDING!!!!😎
I bet straight out of the fryer it tastes pretty great, but after any amount of time with that sauce on it, it's just gonna turn the breading to mush.
Joey's world tour wants his muchachos back
The reason why people don't remember the doughnut chicken sandwich is because COVID regulations and mandates began shortly after it got released
i live in the philippines and i vividly remember ordering this a few years back.
I just wanted to say that I find your videos so relaxing. Sometimes watching one is just the thing I need to breathe easier after a stressful day. Thank you.
12 dollars is insane for this. what is happening to the world that they can sell this for 12 dollars?
Insane how KFC is just the worst place to go to, not only is their food mid but the prices are ABSURD
Colonel Sanders was involved in a gunfight due to a gas station rivalry where someone died, he was also friends with Dave Thomas before he created Wendy's.
Wad up brah ? .... Good review . Last time I had fast food
( over a year ago ) I got food poisoning BUT you might of just convinced me to take a gamble. Soóo , thanks . I got my keys in hand and I'm ready to go try me some chiken with cheese on top .
* Two thumbs up on the review brah
Haven’t watch this man in couple months but had to check in for the chizza review
Can't say I would ever try this, I don't think there was a hole in the fast food menu waiting to be filled by "Chizza". I do like the art behind you though. "Cafe Terrace at Night" is one of my favorites by Van Gogh.
I’ve been baking this at home for 20 years. Love it❤
Chicken parm with pepperoni on it...yeah. I've made this before with chicken tenders, a can of marinara sauce, and cheese in my air fryer. All I'd have to add is pepperoni and I'd save so much money.